Oh my.
Livek!
Good evening and welcome! My name is Ivan Šarić.
I am the Director of the Universe, and you are watching
Direktor Svemira!
A show that doesn't make any sense.
The tasks I wrote don't make any sense.
The only thing here that makes any sense are the five contestants
who are fighting for my points.
Let's introduce them!
The more we know him, the more we fear him:
Enio Meštrović!
Winner of EuroVision, she never was:
Lidija Bačić!
Proving that not everyone on television is
attractive and smart:
Igor Drljo!
For Nutcracker, the play that was sold out
months in advance at her theatre,
there are no more tickets.
For her own play, of course, there are still tickets:
Ana Begić Tahiri!
Also here with us, a comedian from Split:
Ante... Spipipić!
Good evening. Here is my personal assistant,
Luka Petrušić.
One clap please.
Luka, you look great today.
You look like you got over something.
For sure.
Something hard.
Yes.
You look less transparent than usual.
You don't.
Wait for me to say my lines,
which you told me I had to say.
So, my alpha and omega,
my flower, my sun, my moon,
my whole world, my reason to live,
my computer programme. [song reference]
Come on. It's cute, it's cute.
Thanks Luka, that's enough for now.
Let's get to the first task.
So, people had to bring in some things?
More like items, which go into the prize pool,
and will be won by the person
who wins today's show.
For today you asked them to bring
the best present for a doctor.
Ante, we are starting with you.
Okay, so there is one irritating thing about all doctors
and it's their handwriting.
So I brought a calligraphy course.
Did you bring a picture again?
No, no, I paid for this.
Did you once again...
Gift card.
You brought a gift
so others could carry a picture.
I paid bloodily.
I paid for this course.
You can see that it has been paid.
It has a stamp and everything.
Oh, really bad.
Okay Ana, you say it's bad.
What did you bring?
It's not nice, how you introduced me.
An ideal gift for a doctor at this time of year
was a ticket to Nutcracker.
However, even I can't get a ticket to it
at my theatre.
The back-up gift was so everyone would have a great time:
it's good old alcohol.
It’s great, to me, how the audience applauds
like they’re all doctors.
Oh, finally.
Either that, or they are all alcoholics.
Let's move on. Enio, what did you bring,
What's usually the best gift for a doctor?
Is that it? Oh, it's not.
Yes. 'Čovječe ne ljuti se'. [board game: 'Dude don't get mad'.]
Okay, cute.
This is the best-named game
in the history of games.
I still don't talk to my grandma
because of this game.
Lidija.
Look, I brought...
It's not food this time,
but it doesn't mean it won't be.
They mostly use their hands,
so I brought what l would like
for someone to gift me.
Hand cream.
They wash and sanitise their hands so much.
They put on those gloves.
I think their hands suffer a lot,
so I was practical.
There you go.
Doctor hands are naturally soft and beautiful.
No, I think it's practical.
I mean, I like hand creams too.
I mean, who doesn't like that gift?
I like moisturising creams.
I hope you like low points too.
No, I don't like that.
Igor, let's see what you have.
I have, I have a story.
At first I thought I should
make him some work.
Doctors are the happiest when they
have work to do, so I thought
about bringing them Luka.
They have work to do now
and I don't think they're happy.
This is a job for a cosmetic surgeon.
Well they are doctors too.
But no, that's not even close.
Every time when someone I knew was sick,
I found every doctor's address.
Of course you won't carry the gift through the hospital.
You bring it to their home, right?
And of course... You can show it.
Suckling pig.
What a picture.
Of course, someone stole the apple from it's mouth.
The good thing about gifting a suckling pig is,
if it's hot, it's good, and if it's cold, it's also good.
Let's divide the points.
Lidija, 1 point.
Moisturising cream didn't help.
Ana, 2 points.
Suckling pig is not expected for a doctor,
but a good gift, so 3 points.
I don't know if it could be better.
It's a little primordial, you know.
Calligraphy course, that was inbetween.
4 points for Ante.
Thank you very much.
You started well.
5 points for Enio!
Okay, that was the first task.
Let's see the first recorded task
from my cottage.
Let's go.
Hi, Lidija.
Oh, nice.
Should I step on the red carpet?
I assume it's something related to painting.
I don't have that talent.
I don't like these fine arts.
Oh, I have that talent.
"Paint a picture of the Director of the Universe,"
"without touching the red carpet."
"Only paint, a brush, and an easel and canvas"
"may touch the carpet."
What's an easel?
The place where the canvas is placed.
What do you mean we can't touch?
My legs can't touch the carpet?
"Every 30 seconds you must look at the camera and laugh."
"Time starts now."
I think this task is great.
I am very proud of this task.
I can't wait to see it.
I assume only Ana must laugh.
Well Ana always laughs.
We just put it in the task.
This is going to be a dead race for one point.
Let's see it.
First ones are Lidija and Igor.
But Lidija can paint, you know.
Oh, my Director.
Carpet can touch it. I didn't touch it.
Just so I get to the canvas.
Which picture?
Well, you can choose.
I am picking this one. This one is cool, and it's closer.
Does painting relax you?
I am feeling so tense.
I feel like I am going to fart at any moment.
Try applying colour.
So I can fart in colour?
Oh, god.
He lacks some hair. He has more hair there.
Now his fingers look like they belong to a chicken.
I didn't do it on purpose.
His beard is really dark. He is the Director of the Universe.
Does he need to have a head?
That's his nose?
It's not, but it should have been.
What's wrong with his nose? It's amazing.
Is that it?
Yes, that's it.
Thank you, Lidija.
Thank you.
This definitely leads to a victory.
Read the rules once again.
So, nothing except the brush, paint and an easel
can touch the carpet.
Okay, let's check it.
This is actually good.
It includes details, too: the sky and a train.
I even see a deer over there. Good job!
It looks like an angry Russian who missed his train.
The deer is good. But great! I am delighted.
Moving on to Igor. Igor, what did you paint?
Come on, this picture is art. This will be worth a lot... never.
But why the red eyes?
Yes, why do I have red eyes?
Because some paint was on my brush.
Let's move on.
Okay, we are going to see Ante, Enio and Ana.
Can I pull that here?
Okay, come here.
Where are you going?
I need purple.
Eyes are not the best. Let's just connect them.
He will be recognisable.
Mine looks like a rhino.
My art is frightening.
I see this is the 'one colour' technique.
Shut up. I will add other ones later.
Thank you Enio.
Done. That's it.
Thank you Ana. - You are welcome.
I'm looking forward to this. - I am not sure you should.
Show me Enio's. I am frightened by him.
Why are you scared?
No, please don't.
For this reason.
Allow me, allow me. - What happened?
I'll allow it. Let's hear it.
I don't know why I put the red dot.
But look, you have nice shoes, and you are laughing.
That means you are positive. And I drew the heart,
not because I think you have a big heart,
but because I think you have high blood pressure.
Show me Ante's.
Oh god.
Ante. Ante! - Saint Joseph.
It started great. - I can see that.
When I started drawing the nose- - Which part is great?
The left shoulder was perfect. That was really good.
Then I accidentally drew two different arms.
Look, a red and a black arm. - That's the first thing we noticed.
This looks like Simon Peter when he caught the fish with which
Jesus fed so many people.
That's what I aimed for.
You want to see Ana's? - I am afraid.
Okay, let's see Ana's.
Wow! - I think it's good.
I look like I dropped out of philosophy.
Explain it. - There is nothing to explain, it's all there.
I honestly didn't know it was that good. - This is actually good.
Alright, show them all at once, so I can rate them.
Instantly... Enio, 1.
You have a heart in this picture.
Enio, 1.
Ante, 2.
Igor, 3.
Lidija, 4. And Ana, 5.
This is really good. And they all did the task properly.
Oh, I forgot. Sorry, I forgot. Can you just check this please?
"Only paint, a brush, and an easel and canvas may touch the carpet."
We all did it!
Come on, it's good. - Good job!
So much solidarity.
New points are:
Igor, 0.
Ante, 0.
Enio, 0.
Lidija, 0.
And, Ana smiled. Ana, 1 point.
Fair. Fair.
No, I just want to say that,
out of all of us, only I stepped on it on purpose,
while these fledglings didn't look.
Okay, you are right.
Can we take 2 more points from him?
If you want it, you can. 2 points are taken away from you.
No, I knew that everyone was going to step, so I did it collegially.
I am glad that you are honest. It is not appreciated in this show.
No mercy today.
After we have taken 2 points from Igor for his honesty:
1 point for Ana, 0 for others. So it looks like this.
Enio, 5. Ante, 4. Bega, 3. Lidija, 1.
And the little guy, 1.
Alright, now a break for the best and the freshest commercials.
They are all completely new. You have never seen them. Let's take a look.
I apologise. They told us there would be new commercials.
Welcome back!
Alright, let's move on to the next task.
Speaking about food and praising you,
we all tried to feed you.
"Make the most accurate and inventive device for measuring time"
"while boiling eggs."
"Director of the Universe likes a soft-boiled egg,"
"but not too soft-boiled."
Oh my, are you picky! - He is a little spoiled.
"You can't use any existing tools or time-measuring mechanisms."
Existing? What do you mean by 'existing'? - Oh, please focus.
"You have 10 minutes for planning,"
"and 20 minutes for production,"
"after which Luka will boil eggs for the amount of time"
"that your device shows."
You want me to tell the last thing? I can't, you know I always stumble.
"Your time starts now." Oh, god.
So Bega waited a lot.
Not too hard, not too soft.
I didn't ask for crepes, I asked for eggs.
It's not about the egg, it's about the mechanism.
Let's see the preparations.
What could it be? I have no idea.
I could put something that burns.
When it burns, your eggs are boiled.
I could make a song about boiling eggs,
so when the song ends, the egg is boiled.
Very interesting.
I will be the mechanism.
And the action? - Applying make-up.
Wait, wait.
I am here. Use me as a tool.
I can't believe it. I am completely blocked.
It's impossible.
It was really hard.
Let's see Ana first.
I had to apply make-up for a play once, so I know how hard it is.
I suppose you need a lot of make-up too.
No, choose one.
Choose how are you going to apply your make-up? - Yes, yes.
It's boring. I won't apply make-up now. - Clown.
No, Luka. I don't have that make-up.
Do you have a red lipstick?
No, I don't use red lipstick. - Why?
I look like a slut.
You look like that anyways.
Luka, what are we doing?
What type of women do you like? With or without make-up?
I like the natural look.
Not much. Not what you are doing right now.
I am not doing much. 2 minutes.
Let me define my eyebrows.
How do you define eyebrows?
With definition.
I am just going to apply lipstick and that's it.
What lipstick do we want, Luka? - The red one.
I already told you I don't have the red one.
You can choose between coral, coral 2...
You can't do that.
That looks like we made out. No, let's clean this.
Ew. I think I licked that one yesterday.
Oh, this one is new. It's the colour of skin and meat.
If that is your skin colour, see a doctor.
Okay, so 10- no, 15.
Take it out now.
Don't break it.
Turn it around.
Don't hit it that hard.
Luka, come on!
Okay, it's edible.
He has an egg, I go home with make-up on.
Are you going to apply make-up again? - No, that's it for today.
Okay Ana, thank you. - Thank you Luka.
5 minutes!
So, Ana's plan was to apply make-up while the egg boiled.
It's around 5 minutes.
It turned out good.
You really never use red lipstick?
Never. This is fuchsia.
Fuchsia? - Fuchsia...
What's the difference between coral 1 and coral 2?
Coral 1 has less orange. - Less coral?
1 coral less.
Let's see Enio. He's going to explain what he thought of.
I would like to present this accomplishment of mankind.
Take a glass.
So this is for home use.
For soft-boiled egg,
you need to go outside,
and fill the glass,
but you take normal, lithe steps.
Okay. - That is this type of step.
Now and then, we raise you to 2 or 3
on the timer. That's it.
Go!
You are doing great. Don't look around, concentrate.
We are investing in this patent.
Extend your steps. Do it 10 times.
And don't slack off. There are other people waiting!
The rhythm must be the same so we justify investments. Same rhythm!
And dear viewers, try this at home, if you know
a man who can pay for the eggs and technology.
It's over when you pour the last glass.
I think this is still alive.
But a good idea.
The egg goes for 2.5 minutes. Because I finished cooking school,
but I am not in that profession anymore, as I didn't succeed,
I know it takes 2.5 minutes to soft-boil an egg,
so I programmed my machine - whose name happens to be Luka - for that long.
But... - These are obviously some high-resistance eggs.
Who is next? - Ante is next.
He finally decided what he wants.
He wanted me to brush my teeth.
Well, someone had to say it.
He was confused when I said that.
During the time I brushed my teeth,
the egg was supposed to be done.
So, let's see it.
You have to clean your tongue too.
Kids, remember that.
Oh, god.
I have to do everything.
I'm bleeding.
Is that normal?
Turn the gas off.
Let's see how Ante's task was executed.
Oh!
We can see it's good.
Good job! You did great.
Are you satisfied now that the whole of Croatia saw him brush his teeth?
I wanted everyone to see that.
I am satisfied. It is good that he procrastinated.
If he had been precise, it would have been even softer.
It seemed like he didn't brush his teeth for long enough.
3 minutes.
I cleaned my tongue and my gums, which bled.
I think the egg was good.
It was too soft. - I think her was how the Director likes it. - We will let him decide.
I want to move on to our music application, Lidija Bačić.
Lidija "Shazam" Bačić.
Let's see.
Luka, welcome to the Lille application for boiling soft, but not too soft, eggs.
Okay, thank you.
Set the egg now. - Where?
The time starts... now.
Eggs, as the whole word knows,
can be prepared in more than a million ways.
They can be hard, they can be dense.
They can also be sparse.
You can mix them with every food imaginable,
but when Nadalina boils an egg,
it's a real egg feast.
Oh my.
When Nadalina boils an egg,
everyone's mind is clouded.
You are rusty.
It's still too early to take the egg off,
so we are going to recite a little.
Eggs, as the whole word knows,
can be prepared in more than a million ways.
I like them soft. Do you like them soft?
Okay, I think the time will run out in...
3... 2... 1...
Take the egg!
Let's see. I am really curious.
It's not that good.
This seems really soft.
We should have suffered more- I mean, recited.
Thank you.
Luka, how long did our Lille app last?
How many views does it have?
Too long for me, but obviously too short for the egg.
You won't believe it: Luka can be funny.
Let's see the commercials. While you watch them,
we are going to sit here stupidly and wait.
Welcome back! Thank god, I can't do this anymore.
Let's see Igor.
I want to push you down so badly.
This is really nice.
This system just can't fail. You can't understand that.
This is what I wanted.
Why did you spill this?
14 minutes and 35 seconds.
What?
Which part don't you understand?
Everything is fine.
You know how I told you that this is going to put pressure on this?
It won't.
Come on!
You just need to shake this.
Is that it?
Such a peasant.
I hope it doesn't work for you.
I don't care.
So this is really hard.
There's nothing soft in Herzegovina, only hard.
I like the idea. I like the idea.
That was original,
but it didn't work.
It didn't work because he broke it.
So it's his fault? - Yes, it's my fault, of course.
Sabotage. - I had a cramp.
I am going to have a cramp, if you get 10cm closer,
so I can get you with my hand.
Of course, it's up to you to divide the points to these geniuses.
Here are the points:
Ante, 1.
Lile, 2.
Enio, 3.
Igor, 4. Bega, 5.
I won't applaud this. I was better.
Let's see what the points look like now.
Enio, 8 points.
Ana, 8 points.
Ante, 5.
Igor, 5.
And Lidija, 3 points.
Thank you all. Let's move on to the next task, which is...
One... Luka-styled task.
I hated it.
That means we love it. - Yes.
♪ Good morning Luka. ♪
♪ Good morning... Lidija. ♪
My pants are creaking.
Hello Luka.
Enio.
I don't like this at all.
"Hide 3 onions from Luka in this room." 3 onions from Luka. [pun: onion = luk]
"You have 9 minutes before Luka starts searching for onions."
"The winner is the one whose onions..."
"Luka... searches for the longest time."
I am sure you were really fast.
Not really.
I struggled a lot. They hid it well.
I have to praise them.
Show me the first one. - Okay, so... Ante, Bega and Enio.
You know what?
Let me adjust this one.
It cools me down,
but it's winter.
We are going to risk one. I hope he doesn't hear me.
I don't think I have other choice.
Enio, take your pants off, please.
Do you have anything besides genitalia in your crotch?
Do you have something on your body like an onion or a leek?
No.
There may be something.
Wait!
Take it out!
Okay.
Ana, can we talk for a moment? - Yes.
I need that because I laugh so much.
Oh, come on. Don't insult me.
Nothing there. Nothing there for our Luka.
He is slowly losing his temper.
I thought this couldn't be opened.
Where is the big, long onion?
Where?!
Where is it?!
Oh, come on.
Oh yeah!
♪ Do that to me! ♪
Take the leek out!
Shame on you for being a liar.
I didn't lie. - Shame on you!
I didn't lie. This is an onion!
I see it. Take the onion out of your pants.
Will you take it? - You are disgusting.
What are you doing?
Do you have an onion on your bod-
Oh, you do.
No, I don't.
Squeeze your shirt.
Here it is.
Let me pull my zipper.
Oh, what can we do?
I feel sorry for you.
The first and the last time I'll search you.
The first and the last time- Get away from me!
Wait, I have another onion.
This was... beautifully disgusting.
Let's move on to Drljo. - Oh, you are enjoying.
There is no chance he will find this.
Don't look!
He isn't smart enough to find this.
Intelligence isn't his strength.
An average player.
Third league footballer. In Malta.
3... 2...1!
I think you started a few seconds early.
I won't forget that-
That is called God's justice.
Don't! It's not there.
It's not.
Who is counting your time?
Pull your shirt up, please.
You want to see my fit body, right?
You can fit half of a refrigerator there.
Imagine what fits underneath!
What do you have in your pants?
A real Herzegovinian...
Do you have an onion or something in your pants? Pull them down.
Do you have a bow or an arrow? [another pun: bow = luk]
There! Pull them!
What do you want from me?
You are so rude.
They put that there for decoration.
Unbelievable! - Good job, Drljo!
Unbelievable.
Good job.
You seem really suspicious.
That's from the last game.
Good job, maestro.
You realise this goes up on YouTube?
He said you didn't have the mental capacity...
and you proved it!
I was saying that the whole time.
You know...
when something is right in front of your nose?
Well, for me, that is still really far away.
But really, good job. I have to praise him.
But let's see the young lady.
He can't find it in pieces.
Where did you hide it?
Try to find it.
Why are you taking your clothes off?
But that's not all!
Man, am I good.
Don't look there!
Shame on you!
Oh, you didn't put it there.
Near the electricity, so it shocks me.
Okay. You have a piece and a half left.
Okay, now... just the bottom is left.
No, not like that.
Jesus Christ.
Good job!
Good job, Lille!
Good job.
You struggled a lot, but okay.
That was very clever. It wasn't specified.
Yes, he struggled.
I did. - It was hard.
Read the times from the worst to the best.
I found Ana's in 3 minutes and 26 seconds,
Igor's in 12 minutes and 55 seconds,
Lidija's in 14 minutes and 35 seconds,
Ante's in 15 minutes and 13 seconds,
and I gave up on Enio's after 17 minutes and 21 seconds,
and I didn't find the leek.
Okay. So Ana, 1 point.
Igor, 2 points.
And add points equal to your IQ.
So, 2 points.
Igor, 4 points.
Lidija, 3 points.
Ante, 4 points.
And Enio, 5 points.
Up next, a task very dear to me.
Team task.
Team! My favourite!
Lujo. - Please just read the letter.
Who is going to do it?
Let's split it up, and then we won't know the task.
"Devise and perform the most tense scene from a soap opera"
"with an ending that calls for more."
"The scene shouldn't last longer than one minute."
"You have 30 minutes."
"Time starts now."
Now!
Soap operas always do well on television, so we
made this task to attract that audience too.
In my region, the masses paid to see Esmeralda. [Mexican or Venezuelan soap opera]
Marisol! Marisol!
At my place, in Bili Brig [neighbourhood], they paid for Eden to walk.
Oh, Eden. Santa Barbara. [American soap opera]
Well, her name is Eden [=I go], but she doesn't walk.
So, they like the task.
Let's see if we like it.
Who are we seeing first?
Let's see the boys first.
It's the perfect time to finally admit it.
Dad...
I have to tell you something.
What is it?
This is my boyfriend.
I knew that.
But...
he is also your father.
I didn't know that.
It's not possible.
Dear mother.
Come here, darling!
Dad!
Oh my, are you okay?
Kiss him, darling!
It was really cool.
Please explain...
Who is the grandfather, the father. What was that?
It's a soap opera!
He is the father, he is his father, and he is his father.
Can we see it again?
I really liked the jump in the pool.
I just have to say that Enio jumped in the pool
when the temperature outside was 13°C,
air pressure was 1021.8 millibars,
and the water temperature was 12°C.
So well done Enio. Let's give him a round of applause.
Let's see the girls. - Okay, let's see them.
We all started there.
Yes, I like the pool.
Marija Paula!
Mother!
We used Enio for this.
You left me when I was a baby.
You never tried to find me.
Now you want me to pay for your breast implants.
You really are so evil.
My dear Marija Paula.
My beautiful daughter.
You were on my mind every day.
You would be on my breasts, if I had them, and if I have them.
Look at yourself. You didn't inherit those from me.
That's why I came now, when you are a famous real estate agent,
so you can help me pay for them.
I will think about it.
Thank you, my daughter.
Marija Paula!
Hurry up! I already parked outside.
This is my new boyfriend.
Juan Ante.
It can't be true.
It's impossible.
He is your...
long lost...
brother!
Okay, thanks.
Good job!
No, this is like I watched a high quality Croatian soap opera.
We had a good time. - Thank you.
Good job. Good job.
I just have to say this may be the best acting in my career.
I believe you.
I like how the brother, when he found out she's his sister, was like: "Damn."
"Anything is possible on the island."
We are going to get cancelled.
I am from an island, so I can say that.
5 points to both teams. - Good job!
Let's take a look at the total points.
18 points to Enio.
Ana, 14. Ante, 14. Igor, 14. And Lidija, 11 points!
Everything can change with the last game,
the last task, that will be done here live.
We will see you soon. Stand up and do the task!
Our candidates are in place. It's time for the last task.
Ante, read the letter. - Ante can do it.
"Convey to the Director of the Universe the item which is written on your card"
"using only sounds to imitate that item."
"You may not use gestures or words."
"The one who conveys their item the slowest in each round is eliminated."
"Last one standing wins."
You are each holding an umbrella so you don't
accidentally do something to reveal the item.
Hold your hands out in front of you while you take your turn.
Okay, the first category is animals.
Do you all have animals on your cards?
Yes. - Okay.
Director, who is going first? - Ante.
Hold your hands out in front of you.
Your time starts...
Mute dog.
Fish.
Correct. Good job.
Go there. Now we move.
Elephant.
Yours was easy!
Chicken.
Run-over chicken.
Bird.
Luka with a cold.
Dolphin?
I thought that was Luka with a cold. - Chicken, elephant, dolphin.
Your time starts when I blow the whistle.
Crickets.
I was a damn dolphin!
Moving on to the next round.
Please take a look at your cards.
Devices.
Ante, hands up.
Boat, ship. - No.
Motorcycle.
Kawasaki something.
I don't know, a mixer?
Yes! That's right, my friend!
Go to the end of line. Move.
Telephone.
Your sex life.
Why is he helping?
Printer.
Brakes.
No, I don't know. - That's the sound.
Modem.
Yes!
That's the sound of a modem!
Then it sounds like it's moaning.
Marine engine.
Ferry.
Microwave.
Good job, Director!
Okay. Ana.
You were the slowest in the first round. Thank you.
A round of applause for Ana!
I need to explain this.
The slowest one from each round
doesn't compete in the next round.
Enio, are you ready?
Put your hands here.
Printer.
The slowest one in the last round was?
Igor. A round of applause for Igor.
Thank you. Here we go to the next round.
Ante. - Types of food.
Chips. - Yup.
Good job!
Lidija, are you ready?
Something very tasty.
Oh, it has "hrcz hrcz" too.
Lettuce.
Crystal lettuce. Is it lettuce?
Cabbage! Cabbage?
Sour cabbage?
Cabbage rolls?
Pickles!
This made me tired.
Something fried.
Fried chicken.
Fried squid.
I am honoured. - Too bad.
Popcorn! - Popcorn!
But he guessed the modem.
Next up is musical instruments.
Ante, are you ready?
Electrical guitar.
There is no way you'll guess mine.
Be quiet!
Harp. - Yes!
We have to check the last two.
You can get back over here.
I have the results.
Let's hear them!
Lili and Ante both took around 3 seconds.
It's all about milliseconds.
Lile... 3.9 seconds.
Ante... 3.4 seconds! 5 points!
What does that mean for the overall rankings?
At the bottom, 15 points for Lile and Ana.
Igor, 16 points.
Ante, 19.
Enio... 21 points. The winner of this episode!
Thank you very much for watching another episode of Direktor Svemira.
I am Ivan Šarić. This was Luka Petrušić.
I hope you learned something new today.
The first thing you learned was that these people can't paint.
The second thing is that, if you bring someone home, make sure they are not
your long lost brother, or worse, your long lost grandfather.
See you next time!
Goodbye!
Transcription & translation: Mystery Hero [Many thanks to u/mwilbs for the hook-up!]
Croatian proofreader: u/MarkoSeke English proofreader: u/taskmastermaster