Bang!
Oh no! Yes.
That was awful.
Bad.
- No! - Go, my darling.
It doesn't feel good.
Welcome to Stormester -
- where our five contestants have all sat ashamed -
- and watched four others run away from them in points.
But these five are convinced that they have simply been victims of unfortunate circumstances.
Coming back here takes both bravery and stubbornness. But do they have skills?
I'm talking about Eva Jin.
Jacob Taarnhøj.
Linda P.
Thomas Warberg.
And Sofie Jo Kaufmanas.
Oh, it's nice to sit on something soft.
Next to me is the assistants' assistant. And mine, too. Mark le Fêvre.
- Anything new in your life? - Yes, a little bit.
I watched a documentary. We're under surveillance, head to ass.
Could a hacker gain access to our system? Yes.
We have a streamlined show here.
If a hacker got in, it would ruin everything.
So I've decided, out with the iPad -
- and in comes the Fort Knox of points.
A completely ...
You are looking at an infallible system.
Can I see how it works? Okay, great.
- You have a backup somewhere, right? - Yes ...
I think we'll carry on with the iPad.
I just got a great idea, we'll take the iPad.
What is the evening's first task, Mark?
We're starting out strong. Not just with one task, and not even two.
Not even three. So one might think, four? No.
Five? Not even that.
50. We're starting with 50 tasks.
Uh ...!
Hey Mark.
- Are you okay? - I am a little frightened.
Damn.
- More than usual. - Damn, that's a lot.
- Times you've been rejected? - That wouldn't do it.
But I still start with this one? Got it.
20, 30, 40, 50.
Oh my god.
Uh!
- "Solve the most tasks in ten minutes." - "Most completed tasks wins."
"Your time starts when you open the next task."
Oh, Mark.
- Right. Which one is best? - There's a lot of good ones.
I will use a tried and true method. I'm closing my eyes.
I'm starting the pendulum arm, and you'll say stop.
Then I'll pick one. We'll see where it lands.
You have to say it.
Stop.
It's simple enough. Whoever completes the most tasks in ten minutes, wins.
Is there any more to it?
The ten minutes start when the first task is opened.
Then you have ten minutes.
If you don't open anything, then you have infinite time to make a plan.
Yes, preparation and planning -
- is not something we're used to seeing from these five contestants, is it?
- No. - What was that, huh?
Who do we start with, Mark?
But it works. Keep going.
- Eventually I'll hit someone. - Eventually he'll say stop. Thomas.
Planning is not something we often see from our contestants.
We'll start with someone who completely shits all over any opportunity to make a plan.
We're starting with Eva.
And Sofie. And Linda.
And Taarnhøj.
Your ten minutes have started.
"Smell the next task before you open it."
- "Get ten things from the shed." - "Catch Mark."
Now it's nice and quiet. One could hope he'll run to Poland.
"Untie Mark's shoelaces." Damn it.
"Complete the next task in slow motion."
Pliers, a gluestick ...
Mark!
- "Eat a fruit." - "Tell Mark a joke."
Three taskmasters walk into a bar. They say: "I just came from Ireland."
It didn't say it had to be good, did it?
Slow motion.
Pliers, three.
He's so useless. Mark!
"Look intensely at the camera for exactly 12 seconds."
- Are you giving up? - You ruined my task.
"Beat Mark i rock, paper, scissors." One, two, three, go.
Rock, paper, scissors, go!
Fuck!
"Name an animal Mark doesn't know."
- A long-nosed monkey. - I know it.
- A salamander. - I know it.
Rock, paper, scissors, go. Rock, paper, scissors, go.
I gotta know some fucking weird animal.
Rock, paper, scissors, go. Rock, paper, scissors, go.
A ...
Rock, paper, scissors, go.
... tick, but you know that one.
Rock, paper, scissors, go. Rock, paper, scissors, go.
Oh, I don't have to complete them in order.
Rock, paper, scissors, go. Yes!
- I'm so stupid. - Oh, you'll just leave that one?
"Explain the offside rule." It happens when you play soccer.
- "Freeze your body." - "For 30 seconds."
"Freeze your body for 30 seconds." I don't have time for that.
"Tear your next task in half before you open it."
"Juggle three objects."
"Don't read this task out loud."
You gotta have the ball before you hit the defense.
"Say a name with four vowels." Elisabeth.
"Scare Mark." Go!
Hold him to get ... Okay, done.
"Name an element." Helium.
I'm messing with you. Can so.
An element, like for example ... water.
- 30 seconds have passed. - Thanks.
Your time is up.
"Throw your shoes on the balcony." Good thing I didn't do that one.
Is water your favorite element?
It's not an element. Who would say something that awful?
Why didn't I say earth or fire?
That would also be awful.
- Goodbye. - See you later.
It was chaotic enough individually, but when you stir the whole pot ...
Is there anything you could've done to make it easier?
For example, naming a different element than water?
- You're mixing it up with the four elements. - Yes, exactly.
Water is two elements, while earth and water is many ...
- That's not important right now. - No, you're just wasting time.
I'm glad they cut out -
- the one where you had to name one of the four elements, and I said barium.
It occurs to Taarnhøj and Eva -
- that you don't have to complete a task before you can continue to the next.
- You can just skip a task. - So I pick up the offside one, and then ...
I completely forget: I can just move on.
You've had some time to think about it.
Do you know any other fucking weird animals?
- A mantis. - I know it.
- You won't get anywhere. - Why do you know so many animals?
Long-nosed monkey, what the F? It's my spirit animal -
- that I always throw on the table, and then people go: "Woah, damn!"
- Everyone knows long-nosed monkeys. - I have three at home.
Four.
Mark, are you just saying: "Yes, I know it"?
What is a mantis, anyway?
Sorry, what?
You definitely don't know long-tailed monkeys. It's an element, Mark.
I know that. Water's made of it.
You keep dragging out the fact that we're apparently dumber than Warberg.
What did you do that's so ... perfect?
You'll get the answer to that, because we only have one thing left:
How many tasks did the first four contestants complete?
You were on the right track, Linda. It went terribly.
We'll take them from lowest to highest. Linda manages to complete nine tasks.
- That's pretty good. - Nine tasks is a lot of tasks.
Sofie, you actually did even better.
- 10? - 12.
You also took 12 attempts to beat me in rock, paper, scissors.
- You won 11 times? - In a row.
- How bad are you at rock, paper, scissors? - That bad.
- On go? - Yeah. One, two, three, go.
No!
I wanna try.
- One, two, three, go. - No!
Your turn.
One, two, three, go.
Eva.
One, two, three, go.
No, it's even. Hey!
- You're terrible, Sofie. - Fuck, that's bad.
One, two, three, go. No!
While I'm sure there are viewers -
- that want to see 45 minutes of people playing rock, paper, scissors -
- we do have one contestant left.
But first, we need the last numbers.
Eva, you did even better. And Taarnhøj, what a pace.
You opened 47 out of the 50 tasks -
- you skip a couple solutions -
- but you end up completing 29 tasks.
What?
Even Linda has worked out that Warberg must have done well.
I wanna see if I can cheat. When does it officially count as open?
Look, if I just ...
I can see it. I can actually see it.
Hello, my flower.
Damn, this is going to take a while.
"Throw your shoes on the balcony."
Shoes on balcony.
"Beat Mark i rock, paper, scissors."
"Speak in three different Danish dialects." Done.
"Tell Mark a joke."
"Untie Mark's shoelaces."
"Freeze your body in its current position -
- for 30 sekunder." That's a load of crap.
"Whisper a verb to Mark." Okay, so.
- Are you coming, Thomas? - Yes, I've been in the garden shed.
I've been at the grocery store.
I think that's it. I have never been so well prepared.
Three, two, one ...
... open. Got you! Josefine. To swim.
Rock, paper, scissors, go.
There you go.
"Read a page from a book out loud." "War and Peace 2".
Did you just get here on the four train? Here is the opponents' back-most man.
If you pass ...
"Lasse is pretty, perfect, passionate, plaque-free and punctilious."
If your teammate is behind there, then it's offside.
- There was something with the balcony? - What's the first one?
- Do you know what a fighting fish is? - No, I don't, actually.
- And time's up. - See you.
Right at the start, you said, confidently that you're going to complete 50 tasks.
I would rather watch Sofie lose rock, paper, scissors to every person in here.
That was one of the most boring days of my life.
Going through all of those ... I'm not the type to prepare anything.
I did more studying there than I did in grade school.
At one point, one of the cameramen fell asleep.
I actually threw away a lot of them -
- so I'm a little scared, that I might not have made it to 29.
Can you elaborate, how Warberg approached this task?
The other contestants just used the ten minutes.
Thomas, you spent an hour and ten minutes preparing.
There was a list, a sharp plan ready to set in motion.
Taarnhøj completed 29. That's what you have to beat.
You did the 29 in ten minutes. Without prep time.
Warberg spent over an hour, and got, no joke ...
- 29. Exactly the same. - No!
- How annoying. - Musse ...!
You spend eight times as long as Taarnhøj.
I got more out of the journey.
I grew as a person, those are my points. That's not true, I still want the points.
You share first place with Taarnhøj. Five points to each. Congratulations.
What task next?
The next task we'll see -
- is the first one you got, when you returned for this season.
The season is called, not by us, but colloquially, the loser season.
So you can guess how that went.
- Hi, Mark. - Hi, Mark.
Are you good? I'm really good, too.
- What are we doing? - A task.
Woah. There's a task, right there.
Something about smashing the eggs right in your face.
I hope so.
- 30 eggs. - Did you just do that?
I'm good at counting eggs.
Now I have to read this.
Okay. "Break the most raw eggs."
"If you break the boiled egg, you will be disqualified."
A tough start.
Oh! "You will be disqualified."
"Mark may truthfully answer two yes/no-questions."
Two yes/no. So I'll say something, and you can say yes or no.
- "Most ..." - "Broken eggs wins. You have ..."
- "Ten minutes. Your time ..." - "Starts now."
Right, you've started your amazing iPad.
Let's get started, Mark. "Break the most raw eggs." Oh no.
- That was a mistake. - At least it was raw.
It was raw. We have ... It was raw.
- Okay.
- "The most raw eggs." - Okay.
Some people can see a boiled egg from a distance.
- Through the shell? - Yes. And I'm not one of them.
It's a Russian egg roulette.
Could you have bought 17,000 cartons of eggs and broken those?
- Great question, yes, you could. - Great.
And we'll see if anyone works that out. Is there anything else to know?
There was the option to ask me two yes/no-questions.
It could be a great help, if you don't waste the opportunity.
Otherwise you can get down to eight eggs -
- where one is the boiled one, and then smash the other 22 with certainty.
- Did anyone do that? - I need that one explained again.
There are 30 eggs. "Is it one of these 15?"
And then you can further reduce it down to seven or eight eggs ...
- Bla, bla, bla. - I'm not sure you're right about that.
"Did anyone use that opportunity?" Clearly that's a resounding no.
Is the hard-boiled egg among these?
Yes.
And you can answer two yes/no-questions. Do you have to answer?
Yes.
- Can I touch them? - Yes.
I haven't used both already, have I? I guess that was a yes/no-question too.
- Is the hard-boiled egg the one with the cross? - No.
- Do you have a good egg-hand? - Yes.
Oh, right ... Fuck!
- Does the cross mean it's boiled? - No.
- So it's just there for fun? - Yes.
- Damn it! - Yes.
That's how you waste questions.
But you didn't show me, so I asked about something genius right?
Well spotted. We've seen eight yes/no-questions.
But the only thing we've learned from those questions, er:
The egg is not the one with the cross -
- and the cross is just for fun. That was Eva's.
- You're welcome. - Great, Eva.
Linda's two yes/no-questions, we haven't seen yet.
It might sound absurd, but they're towards the smarter side.
Don't forget: It's still Linda, so ...
- Are there more eggs in the fridge? - Yes.
One, two ...
Don't move.
There. Seven. Now I recognize you again.
I would say, I have another question left.
- Is this the boiled egg? - No.
I can still make demands.
Mark le Fêvre ... It's already sweet, that I'm calling you that.
Point at the boiled egg. Otherwise I'll lose it completely.
Point at the boiled egg, Mark.
You pointed at this one.
That's the boiled egg.
React. That's the boiled egg.
I can't break that one. I have to break all the others.
Yes, yes, yes -
- yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes -
- yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes ...
Fuck!
It's very entertaining, but it just goes to show once again, that Mark is a liar.
And a great sportsman.
It's a good observation, that the eggs don't have to be in the carton.
- I think so too. - But you broke the boiled egg.
Yes, but considering the entire equation ...
- You didn't even believe in yourself. - Then I'm pretty intelligent.
You are disqualified, Linda. Who are we experiencing now?
Thomas Warberg. We just saw him throw himself out in -
- having a plan.
Plans are great, but when you handle eggs ... be a little careful.
I need a small needle. There, that's doable.
Then you can notice... It's not big enough.
- Did you want to look through the hole? - Yes, yes.
It's hard to see.
Uh, that one was tough.
I need to handle them better.
Am I disqualified? No.
- That one got crushed. - Is that broken, this one?
That was the boiled one.
You dropped an egg. The one hard-boiled egg in the entire carton.
I'd have sat at home and said: Spend one second to think it through.
Just one second. That's unfortunate.
Yeah, that was dumb.
It got away from you. A raw egg, and it hits ...
The only boiled egg. There's almost one point just for that.
Right next to one point lies disqualification.
Mark, do you have anyone who did better?
Yes, I do. But I also have Eva Jin.
I can see ... That one isn't. There must be a hint, Mark.
I can't just stand here and do like this.
Is there even a hard-boiled egg? No ...!
I have to admit, that's brave. You just stand there, hitting.
It went so well. There wasn't anything there, or there...
I said: "Is there even a hard-boiled egg?" And then I smash right into it.
But I used the egg-hand technique.
A well-known technique, where you take the egg in your hand, and then ...
Give it a little shake.
This is a family show.
- No ... - You're very nasty.
- You're the one being nasty right now. - Lasse, get it together.
Then you can have two more eggs here.
And now I'm eating my egg.
And then you can help it along the way.
If we just take egg-hand seriously...
It's a special technique that has been developed over many years.
- But it doesn't work any better than ... - I started with the egg-hand.
Then I start geting tired of it, and ...
And then I move on to the hammer hand.
Your excuse is that you lost patience.
This was, and I repeat, the first task you got this season.
But you're already like: I don't feel like this.
How hard can it be, I thought? Pretty hard, apparently.
You're also disqualified. Three disqualifications so far.
How unfortunate.
Right now, you can get -
- at least four points by saying: "I won't break any eggs."
Did one of the two contestants do any better than zero eggs?
We'll see Sofie with her very own technique.
And then we'll see what an egg-hand can do, if you have the patience.
Ooh, can I touch them?
This one isn't boiled.
Oh, exciting. Because ...
What's that trick? An old-fashioned trick from old kitchens.
What are you listening for?
I'm listening for ... Actually, right now I'm mostly feeling.
This means, that it's ...
This one is also boiled.
It's boiled, so it spins quickly, because the mass has solidified.
This one is unboiled.
This one is boiled. This one was also boiled, right?
Good day.
I'm faster than the others. You won't be smashed. Can you hold this?
This is also unboiled.
I can just break the unboiled ones right away.
You have 40 seconds, Taarnhøj.
Hey-hey!
- And time's up. - I won.
- Did you believe that? - No.
- Everyone is surprised. - Including yourself.
There's a point when you hold up the egg, where I think you're going to say: "This isn't an egg."
You were so thoughtful.
Didn't you also say: "This one is also boiled"?
Yes, but that's how it goes with egg-hand. It's a difficult technique.
You can actually hear, how well an egg is boiled.
Noma and the other Michelin-restaurants use it.
As a new chef at Noma, you just stand there the first week and listen.
Listening to eggs. If the egg is boiled well. I'm not quite there yet, but ...
- How did that go for these two? - Really well.
Taarnhøj, you managed to break 25 eggs.
- Are you a little nervous? - Always.
You broke 29 raw eggs.
- Let's get another task. - Very well.
We learn something new about all our contestants.
For example, that some have a good egg-hand.
The next task, we learned that one contestant has broken a lot of people.
Wow! It's pretty.
Ooh! Ming.
Should I break it? Which way is best?
Isn't that nice?
Damn it, Mark. I hate breaking things.
Damn it!
"Destroy something irreplaceable."
- "Most irreplaceable thing ..." - "Destroyed, wins."
"You have until the studio recordings."
"Your time starts now."
- Something irreplaceable? - Yes.
My immediate first thought is someone's honor. Eller good reputation.
What else can you break, that's irreplaceable?
I could break up with my boyfriend. Break his heart.
Have you ever destroyed anything?
- I've destroyed a lot of people. - What have you done?
Is this an incitement of murder?
- If you kill someone ... - There won't be any more of you.
But we're not allowed to ...
... make the viewers think that you're so important, you can't be replaced.
I'll get in the think tank.
I'm gonna go break something, Mark.
- Something irreplaceable. - Ideally.
I've been excited for this task. I'm also a little nervous.
Tasks like this often make the contestants start calling my dearests for "help".
So who gets to present their destruction first?
Would you like to start with Sofie?
I was lucky enough to participate in season five.
And something very special happened. Does anyone remember this song?
Inge.
Inge, you're my Inge. There's no one like Inge.
Thank you.
- Oh, you want to sing it yourself. - And therefore: "Inge ..."
It was a wonderful moment.
And I just had to pop by these wonderful people.
Aww, yeah.
Because that's Inge and Stefen. I had raspberry pie with them.
Let's see it, because they had such an irreplaceable evening.
Inge. Inge, you're my Inge.
There's no one like Inge.
Well. That's a memory, that's very ...
- It's an irreplaceable memory. - Yes.
And while we sit here and reminisce. I want to show you something else.
Tobias gets some pictures taken once in a while.
Yes, we all do.
We all do, yes. Tobias took a picture like this.
Oh ...! Yes, yes.
Nothing left to the imagination.
That is a naked person.
That's one way to destroy something irreplaceable.
You take one of the finest memories, that this wonderful couple has -
- and ruin it by showing them a naked Tobias Rahim.
With his massive dick.
No one is confused why they call him "Big man".
Inge tries to suppress a smile, there.
That was one attempt at -
- destroying something irreplaceable. Who's next?
Now I'm getting nervous, but it's you, Warberg.
- My grandfather was a sailor. - No! There's not someone dead in there?
He fell in love with my grandma.
Before he had to go on a long journey, he proposed to her.
My grandma wasn't dumb, so she said:
"Sailors get a little in every harbor, so I don't want to."
She doesn't say no. She says: "Go off on your trip."
I think it was supposed to be a year.
"And if you still want to, when you return, then it's a yes."
So my grandfather sets off.
Somewhere around the Caribbean, he trades his way to some kind of gold.
And forges a ring, that he brings home to my grandmother -
- and proposes after a year.
I know.
The things you do in a family with small penises.
My grandma says yes, and never takes the ring off again.
My grandpa dies. She's still wearing it 25 years later. Until the day she dies.
Grandma gets cremated, and we put the ring in the urn.
It's one of a kind. It's this ring, that I will destroy today.
So I brought grandma today.
And as you can see ...
Do you see that? This is the ring, that we're going to destroy ...
Sorry.
Whatever, then.
That's it.
Mark? I can see you're concerned.
But I need your assistance, what destruction is next?
It's time for Linda.
We had to destroy something irreplaceable.
And it had to be funny, so I thought: I'll destroy Mark's career.
And that starts with your reputation. I have, of course ...
Around 300,000 followers on my Facebook page -
- so I wrote three status updates about you. And that was enough.
Let's look at the first one. I wrote:
"Mark le Fêvre has fucked a squirrel."
Then I wrote: "Mark le Fêvre thinks Hitler was a beautiful man."
And the third:
"Mark le Fêvre never uses a toilet brush. Only for his teeth."
But your reputation is done for, Mark.
My mom is on Facebook a lot.
You wrote: "Mark le Fêvre has fucked a squirrel."
Right above that, it says: "Now".
You know he's creepy, so I sent a squirrel out.
And then I recorded, 'cause you know it'll happen.
I'm shocked and entertained. We're still missing two irreplaceable destructions.
- Taarnhøj, what do you have to offer? - I have to go get something.
Aww ...!
It's a child.
This is Kornelius. Audience, and that's the Taskmaster.
And that's Warberg's grandma.
Is there anything more irreplaceable -
- than a young, innocent child's belief in Santa Claus?
Santa Claus! Santa Claus!
Ho-ho-ho!
Santa Claus, let yourself show.
Stop, stop, stop.
This is ... Yeah, okay.
This is set up.
Kornelius is eight years old. He already knows Santa Claus isn't real.
Nothing is destroyed here. What a waste of time.
- Entirely intentional waste of time. - Careful with grandma.
And stop. I just wasted exactly one minute of the viewers' time.
And time is the most irreplaceable thing we have.
We get about a million viewers on this show.
Divide by 365 ...
I've wasted exactly one year, ten months and 23 minutes...
... days ... of your lives.
That's that. Time is the most irreplaceable thing we have.
According to most, except DSB [train company].
But other than that ... Yes, that was it. Thank you.
- Mark, we're still missing Eva. - You're up, Eva.
My name is Eva.
Known and loved by the people.
I've always been the one, the kids looked up to in first grade ...
Also second grade.
You have to go all in for five points, so I've chosen to destroy my dignity.
Can we get a picture? I've been in an advertisement.
"Get nice skin with Eva Jin."
Yes. For a foundation.
Is that a real paper?
It's a real advertisement and a real paper. I sold out, Lasse.
- For your sake. - What'd you get for it?
I paid them, Mark.
Let's start at the top.
I am, as a 50-year-old, more familiar than anyone about how much time is worth.
And you played me, Jacob.
I thought you just wanted to act out a little sketch with a boy.
And it turned out you wasted a whole lot of people's time.
- Good luck with that going forward. - I'll carry on with it.
I'm rewarding your time-wasting with five points.
Let no one be inspired by that.
What else matters to someone? Family matters.
And that ... Until a Roomba shows up to clean grandma up ...
That is one of the saddest things I have ever seen. Four points to Thomas.
Then, what's worst to destroy?
Your own dignity, someone else's reputation, or a prized memory?
Reputation.
Now it looks like you're influencing me.
I was going to give you three points, but ... I still will.
You get three points for ruining Mark le Fêvre's reputation.
That means two points for Sofie, and one point for Eva.
Mark ...
The last task the contestants have completed in my house for tonight ...
- What are we having fun with? - We have to cheer up a little.
Or make an attempt.
Oh, sorry. Hi.
Good day.
A tonic ... for me.
- Sofie. - Ebbe.
Nice to meet you. Hi.
Hi.
What are you doing here, sir?
This is just like being in a train cabin.
- Are you my dad? - No.
"Cheer up this old man." Why do you look so sad?
- Are you grumpy a lot? - It happens.
"Most cheered-up old man wins."
"You have ten minutes. Your time starts now."
Yes ...
- What do you think is funny? - About what?
- Do you like dancing? - No.
I think you ... Well, you have ...
You think what?
In a microcosm, this task paints a very good picture of Taskmaster.
Trying to make an old man smile.
Who will try to cheer up the grumpy old man first?
We're starting with Jacob.
Of course, not everything is about age, but Jacob is the oldest contestant.
He holds up significantly better than Linda, but he is, in fact, older.
You wouldn't know from from watching his solution, though.
What if you read a story?
My grandparents did that for me, when I was a kid.
"'Tell, tell, tell,' we all chanted at once."
"Miss Walker raised both hands to calm herself."
- "You can't scare us ..." - Someone else is speaking now.
Shouldn't you do another voice? My grandpa always did that.
"You can't scare us," yelled Ziggy.
"I was wondering why she wouldn't talk about the ghost."
"Ghostie," grandpa would always say.
- We didn't on west-Fyn. - Well, he was from the east.
"Everyone laughed. But I stared intently at miss Walker."
"She would rather not tell us that story."
Why don't we stop here? It might get scary.
This is a cheered-up Ebbe.
- I'm going to the other room. - Yes, do that.
I have to ask. Did you interpret the ask as:
"Make this cranky old man cheer you up"?
Well, joy is a symbiosis, you cheer each other up.
I could feel that the old man -
- he was very, very, very cheerful at the end.
I had to leave the room. That's how cheery he was.
On my list of things, that can cheer me up -
- corrections are pretty far down. And you correct Ebbe a whole lot.
Well, Ebbe needed to be corrected.
That's how my grandpa was too.
"Go over there," I'd always tell him.
- How harsh. - Well, that's the way he was.
Sometimes a little too close.
He doesn't seem like he's in an even worse mood afterwards.
That much I can see. But let's take a look at how ...
That's terrible praise.
"She didn't cry after sex, but she was a little ..."
- Who else is going to cheer up Ebbe? - Thomas.
If there's anything society is missing, it's that we don't praise men enough.
Ebbe, 75 years old. You still have your hair.
Yes, yes.
- Can we just ...? - We've got new colors.
Fantastic cardigan. It looks fantastic on you.
Are you starting to get some old-age diseases?
- Yes, yes. Diabetes. - What type?
- Two. - That's the good one.
The claps make you happy. How many times do you pee every night?
- One or two times. - I'm 36 and I'm up four times.
- That's because you drink in the evening. - Yes, I do.
- Do you feel the joy bubbling up? - It's getting a little better.
Okay ...!
Nothing is better than applause. I tried to give him that.
You start with praise and say: "Hair on the head."
And then they cut to Mark. It was a beautiful moment.
I saw him smile a little bit. Who else will cheer Ebbe up?
We move on from praise to bribery and theft. Here comes Eva and Sofie.
- Do you like funny faces? - Yes ... yeah ...
What do old people like? What do grandma and grandpa like?
- They laugh at Storm P [cartoonist] a lot. - He's very funny.
Yes.
Okay ...
I'm trying to remember some Storm P. "Say something sweet."
"Sugar."
Don't you like tea?
Have some tea, while I prepare a present.
Take off your watch.
- Could you all open up MobilePay? - MobilePay?
- What are you collecting for? - For you.
You're sitting here and looking sad -
- on a gracious Friday. I almost can't take it.
There's a little present.
It's for you. You can keep it.
- Cool, right? - Yeah, you could say that.
Congratulations.
Ebbe, this month is going to be magical.
Let's try it. Say something sweet.
- Sugar. Was that right? - Yes.
You're off to a great start by saying: "What do old people like?"
Eva, you're trying with gifts. And over here, cash gifts.
You collect among the production crew and say: "Give Ebbe a little."
I asked Ebbe: "Do you have any kids?"
And he said: "No." "Then you can spend your whole pension on yourself."
Then he says: "It's a very small pension."
So you can just bribe? Here are my shoes, Lasse.
Those are very nice socks.
- We still need to see Linda P's solution. - Oh, he was so happy.
We're going to see Linda in a whole new light.
Polite, lovely, compassionate.
Towards me? No, damn it , but towards Ebbe.
What do you enjoy, sir?
Do you like dance?
One could dance some twist for the man, right?
Three, three, three, go. Baby, let's do the twist.
Come on, baby. Let's do the twist.
Come on, baby.
- Don't you feel cheered up? - It was nice.
Cheerful ... Go get the chocolate upstairs.
Now you'll loosen up a little in the shoulder blades.
You're good at that.
Open it and serve it for the mister.
"Og gem et lille smil til det bli'r gråvejr." [Gustav Winckler song]
- Shall we dance? - Damn it.
"Der ka' hænde ting i morgen
du ikke forudså."
- Do you feel cheered up? - Yes, I think it's great.
He has diabetes.
The good type.
I've known you for many years, Linda. Where is all of this coming from?
- My inner love, you mean? - It must be very inner.
I struggle with being ... I'm a little temperamental.
Shut up, Linda.
But if it means five points, then I can be loving.
Will you reveal who Ebbe thought cheered him up the most?
I asked Ebbe, whether he was cheered up.
Two times, the answer was a resounding no. Damn, what a no.
- I feel like it's us, Eva. - Hold on, now.
The other three, it was a yes. Those three were Linda, Warberg and Taarnhøj.
That means I'm giving one point to Sofie, and two to Eva.
They earned a resounding no. And at the top:
Three points for Taarnhøj, four for Warberg and five for Linda P.
Jacob Taarnhøj is in the lead. Will that change?
It'll have to be in the final task, which will happen right here on the stage.
It's clear that the final task is a team task.
We've assigned you the teams, you've already worked with this season.
- Who will read the task? - Sofie, do you want the honors? Go ahead.
"Write five things on the board that fit the category the Taskmaster says."
"You have 30 seconds, and you must remain silent."
"Your team will get one point for every matching word on your boards."
"If the other team wrote the same word as you the word will not give any points."
"The team with the most points after three rounds wins."
We're playing the winners take all.
The team that wins the final task -
- over three rounds combined, will get five points. The others get zero.
First category: Things with four legs, that are larger than a mole.
That one's hard.
Five seconds left.
And time's up.
We start with Sofie. Fold it out.
Look, how fancy!
The five words here are: Horse, cow, goat, antelope, and ...
Eva, let's see what you wrote.
- Long-nosed monkey, and you've even drawn. - That's what I was trying to communicate.
- I also wrote chair. - Table, dog, and salamander.
These are some very small moles, we're assuming.
- Thomas, what words have you written? - I started with table.
- So everyone wipes out "table". - But I don't have any points anyway.
I had to write words, that Linda might write.
So I wrote bitch.
You also have elephant.
And then something else Linda would say. I wrote Mark's girlfriend.
And I'm reading the last word as horse.
Sofie has to wipe out horse, and so do you.
Yes, thanks. Linda?
"Giraffe, mammoth, elephant, two gorillas..." [and four of Lasse's penis]
I see you both have elephant.
So that's one point for Taarnhøj, Linda and Warberg -
- and zero points for Sofie and Eva.
30 seconds to write five words that fit this category:
Purple things.
- Hvad? - Purple things.
TIme's up.
Sofie, do you want to read the five words, that you associated your way to?
The Social Liberal Party. Blood vessels.
My grandpa's nose.
Wart.
And a boil. I care a lot about such things.
Let's see whether Eva cares about the same things.
- What did Eva write? - I wrote long-nosed monkey.
I also wrote this wall, and a chair. And a table.
I ran out of creativity there. But then it came back with eyeshadow.
Five exciting purple things. There are no matches. Zero points.
Thomas, what did you imagine as purple things?
I'm a little colorblind, so I mostly guessed.
A hippo. Aubergine.
Groin.
Then I have old man's nose and a marker.
- That could be purple? - Yes.
Jacob Taarnhøj, let's see if anything there matches Warberg's ideas.
Prince.
- Oh, right. - Prince.
Flower.
Man without oxygen.
And then cake. And last but not least, trot.
We would ask you to cross out old man's nose and my grandpa's nose.
But none of the teams have matches among themselves, so there are no points anyway.
Still one point for the trio over here, and zero over here.
Warberg, swap out with Linda.
If nothing happens in the last round then the trio gets five points each.
The 30 seconds start when I say:
Things, that are pleasant to put in your mouth.
Two, one ... Time's up.
Thank you.
Sofie, can I see what you have chosen to write?
I would like to start by saying ... I don't know what's going on.
You wrote ...
Long-nosed monkey is word number one. Because it can be nice ... umm.
Then there's a word here.
- It's actually two words. - It's a name. Tobias Rahim.
Then I'm saying meat, staying in that genre.
Then I'll say mouth and fabric. Also nice.
Eva Jin, what words did you associate your way to?
- I wrote long-nosed monkey. - Yes!
Very important!
- Thank you. Then you've written...? - Foam.
Cucumber. Then I started panicking and wrote table and chair.
Linda?
I ...
Since it says Mark's p... I must have misunderstood the task.
I thought it was things that are unpleasant in your mouth.
So I misunderstood. I wrote Mark's p...
My grandpa's nose. All food Sofie has ever cooked.
Four melons, and 12.5 pencils with piss. I thought it was ...
Things that would be uncomfortable in your mouth.
Let's see if Taarnhøj has hit any of the things you wrote, Linda.
Fuck, it'd be wild if you hit anything.
The first is, of course, Sydhavn.
Then we have Prince. Prince has good mouthfeel.
Then, of course, we have trot. 100 %.
- And down here, it says long-nosed monkey. - No!
No, no.
No, it doesn't. [It said "bitch"]
This means every contestant ends up with one point after three rounds.
All five get a shared first place with five points each!
Bravo!
There is a winner, and his name is Jacob Taarnhøj.
Receive the people's tribute. It's well-deserved.
In such a superior way, that there's no doubt about it.
If you just tuned in, then you've missed everything.
Thank you and goodnight.
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