Oh that's quite fresh and lovely.
Like so.
Good evening! I'm Jaakko Saariluoma and this is Taskmaster.
Once again five elite entertainers gamble/risk their dignities doing tasks that I've devised for them —
and which I then score completely arbitrarily.
Welcome on board!
Our regular contestants are Jenni Pääskysaari, - [*Radio/TV presenter, writer, journalist]
Anna-Maija Tuokko, - [*Actress; film / TV / stage]
Riku Rantala - [*Journalist, presenter, known esp. from early 2000s backpacking adventure show Madventures]
Mikko Penttilä — [*Actor; comedy / improvisation]
and today competing with them is Vappu Pimiä! [*Radio / TV host]
And here next to me, the show's official referee who, with her all seeing right eye, observes the performances.
She's Pilvi Hämäläinen. — Thank you.
And I'd just like to tell you now —
that my left eye, too, has superb vision —
so nothing will go unnoticed from me today. — In that case we can crack on with it.
First, let's find out what we'll be competing for tonight.
And as we do, the first round of points are up for grabs.
Pilvi, will you just remind us of what this is about?
The episode's prizes come from the contestants' own collections at home, and —
today, the thing you asked them to bring was —
the hardest thing to give up even though you should.
The hardest thing to give up even though you should.
Good. Let's unpack this. Jenni, what did you bring?
— I brought a mug — ...A mug?
(Everyone laughs.) (Anna-Maija:) I mean you can't just let that go! [*Left: a politician / former member of the parliament Paavo Väyrynen who has a bit of a reputation for always appearing from somewhere and volunteering to be in politics even though people seem quite ready for him to move on...]
— So is it Paavo and Vuokko? [*Left: a politician / former member of the parliament Paavo Väyrynen who has a bit of a reputation for always appearing from somewhere and volunteering to be in politics even though people seem quite ready for him to move on...]
Umm they are Paavo and Vuokko, and I got this mug straight from Paavo himself. (Jaakko:) Right.
And um, there's signatures at the bottom.
The reason why I should get rid of it is that there's just too many mugs.
And then you should get rid of them. And then, every now and then I think that I've already passed it on.
But then the mug is a bit like Paavo: always appearing from somewhere and lighting up the whole room.
Indeed. If I know anything about this character at all, he's going to keep appearing into your life for about 40 more years.
Now, at somebody else's place. Yes.
— Thank you, Jenni. — Maybe! Or mine. Thanks.
— Mikko Penttilä. — Yeah. — What did you bring?
I brought old scripts from plays that I've been a part of. (Jenni:) Wow!
(Jaakko:) Old scripts. — For example, topmost there lies Twelfth Night —
which was produced at the folk high school of Lahti [*Finnish town] between 2007-2008.
Okay. And which role did you play?
I played Sir Andrew Aguecheek on the first half.
On the second half, the character was played by Joonas Nordman.
— Did the audience notice any difference at all? — There was no audience.
— Thank you, Mikko Penttilä. — Thank you. — Anna-Maija Tuokko. — Right, what's up then?
— What did you bring? — Well I brought these fabulous high heeled shoes.
(Audience:) Oooo!
I mean they're way too tall. Completely unpractical.
Um, they hurt my bunions these days.
So that's what I've brought. Hard to let go, but...
— Hard to wear. — Yeah, very hard to wear.
If you click those heels together, the Sex And The City theme starts playing.
— Exactly! — Yes. Thank you, Anna-Maija Tuokko.
And then. Vappu, what did you bring?
I brought a waffle iron.
But this waffle iron doesn't just represent the waffle iron that it is, —
it represents a larger group of products, known as kitchen appliances.
— Why the waffle iron, of all things? — Well I rummaged through the cupboards to find the furthermost object.
— When was the last time you've used it? — I mean it really hasn't been long, maybe 3 or 4 years ego.
But you need it! There's always that moment when someone says "let's have a waffle party".
And who then says "oh but I don't have a waffle iron"? — Thank you, Vappu Pimiä. — Thank you.
And then the last one, Riku Rantala. What did you bring?
Electric, or shold I say electrically assisted crystal ball.
— Why this? — During my 20 years in journalism —
it's probably been the most important object to guide me into source criticism —
and it's also the force behind all of my best scoops.
— Riku Rantala, are you serious? — No.
I mean, to be honest, what happened is —
that all my ideas of fun but useless items that I should get rid of were already used!
So I just grabbed the most useless looking piece of junk I could find from home, and it was this. — Thanks for putting your mind into it, Riku Rantala.
Well then, it's time to score these.
And the points go as follows:
Umm, Mikko 5 points because I can relate to those scripts.
Anna-Maija, the shoes were so fabulous that even the audience went "wooow", so you get 4 points. — Yay!
Jenni 3 points, Vappu 2 with the waffle iron. — What's this?
I didn't even know that we were getting scored for these!
— I literally just said it about five minutes ago that the first round of points would be up for grabs. — I know, and I heard it then, —
but I didn't want to start protesting immediately, I thought I'd wait this round out and...
(Jenni:) This is exactly what it's gonna be all about! This is exactly...!
I mean... No one told me about this.
No one did indeed, and if you continue, I'll take away one point from you.
— Oh my! — Take it! Take it!
Keep going, keep going, keep going!
— And Riku, 1 point. — Oh, last minute wasn't enough?
Riku. One point and you know exactly why.
However, you'll get one extra point for honesty.
Always be honest.
So tonight's winner gets all these items, to take home. [*Laughter, probably because he started the sentence in a weird order but pulled it through anyway.]
And the whole season winner gets to take home the best prize of all:
The golden Taskmaster statue. — Oooo...
And so the first points have been given, and the competition kickstarted.
Now we're off to the mansion to check out the first task.
— Afternoon. — Oh boy.
"Stick as many spaghetti into this grapefruit as possible." [*As in: erect]
"The most spaghetti in a grapefruit wins."
"Only the unbroken ones count."
"You may not step outside of the Taskmaster logo during the task."
"You have 5 minutes. The time starts now."
So the objective was to stick (erect) as many spaghetti into a grapefruit as possible.
Only the unbroken pieces of pasta were counted.
— So it's a pasta day then.* — A pasta day. — Who's first? [*Pasta day = sounds a lot like "shitty day", just one letter is different]
Let's start with Riku, Jenni and Anna-Maija. [*Pasta day = sounds a lot like "shitty day", just one letter is different]
"Time starts now." Right...
Okay, I see...
(Spaghetti cracks.) Ah, unbroken ones only. I snapped a few.
Or should do this? What if I made some sort of pre-made holes. Look.
I think this was like, a stroke of genius right at the start. That it occurred to me to do this.
Like that, huh. Can you see how I'm like, spurring myself on?
— What? What?
Thanks!
I could make a cooking show... Right, of course. I knew it, there had to be something.
I must say, it really doesn't taste very good...
[*Whistles an old Finnish cooking show theme tune: Roger Whittaker - Finnish Whistler]
Isn't it quite interesting how like, in the dark, you feel like whispering —
even though there's no need at all.
I might as well be SHOUTING!
But, somehow... Darn, I have to be careful not to break them as I go.
Ow, I actually just poked my eye with...
— You have 1 minute left. — What? One minute? No.
— 30 seconds. — I won't panic, and I won't go alone to the cellar and bumble about.
Because that's how horror movies always start.
Someone goes to the cellar alone, holding a grapefruit with a thousand spaghetti sticking out of it.
Do I still have time? There.
— 15. — And the time is up.
— Pretty amazing. — That happened. — Yup.
All of them.
Oh wow!
(Anna-Maija:) Solid! — Now, Jenni Pääskysaari. — Yeah?
I'm quite surprised that there's no horror movie about it yet: Jenni Pääskysaari walking around holding a grapefruit with some pasta stuck in it.
— In the cellar alone. — In the cellar alone. [*as in: Home Alone]
— Anna-Maija. — Yes. — This is the first time in the world's history when someone says —
that "it's a stroke of genius to bite off a piece of grapefuit".
Well you know, I thought, when I take a bite of it, it would turn soft —
and then like, it gets really easy to stick them in. — Right. — And I'm sure I'll be getting some extra points for that.
Oh, I'm sure!
Riku, I was afraid that you might flip. — You mean there, in the darkness?
— Yeah. You were whispering and shouting, whispering and shouting. Is that what always happens to you in the dark?
Yes, and I think I like it, it creates a sense of security when different roles start to take shape, in a way, —
so then the different personalities just kind of get along as friends in the dark.
— So there were several versions of Riku Rantala. — There were several.
Pilvi, what were the results?
Riku got 36 pieces of pasta into the grapefruit.
Anna-Maija got 29, and Jenni 69. — Oh wow!
— Egghead!
So now we've seen the performances of Jenni, Anna-Maija and Riku.
There's still Vappu and Mikko left.
And we'll see their performances after the following break, see you soon.
Welcome back, this is Taskmaster.
Before the break, we saw how Riku, Anna-Maija and Jenni tried to stick pasta into a greapfruit —
sometimes with a citric aftertaste.
We're yet to see the performances of Vappu and Mikko.
— And I'm sure you'd like to see them. — I want to see them right now!
Let's watch.
(Pilvi:) Time starts now. (Vappu:) So I'm not to leave this spot.
Yoink.
No. Well, yes.
Oh it looks so good, I must try some...
What are you doing?
Why are you doing this? Did you do this to the others?
(Mikko:) And ... you too.
You so didn't do this to the others, did you. This is absolutely outrageous.
Clearly I'm just too good at this.
(Whispers:) Every once in a while I have to check if I still have any holes left in here.
Pilvi! Are you still there?
(Pilvi:) 10 seconds. (Mikko takes deep breaths.)
Oh yeah, they sink right in like a hot knife into butter.
Oooppopop, don't, don't, don't...
Time's up.
— Time's up. - Alright.
Servings for two.
Great performances. Vappu...
Vappu do you still think that we turned off the lights because you were "too good"?
Well maybe not anymore, but I think you should always question things.
What do you think of your own performance now that you've seen it?
— I think it's excellent. — It was good, it was good though. — Wasn't it?
— Yes it was. — Truly. — Thank you.
Mikko. How did you come up with the idea of stealing, I repeat: stealing, the referee's pen —
and use it to make this task easier?
I mean first of all, a grapefruit contains lots of acids that sort of disinfect and clean that pen.
You know what Pilvi's oral hygiene is like, so —
since she's got a bit of a tendency to put that pen into her mouth, it's good to slightly... grapefruit it every once in a while.
This is... Do you do a lot of grapefruiting? — Yup! I do.
In the dark especially. — Don't tell me more.
I only want to hear the scores. The performances.
Vappu erected 115 pastas. — Wow!
What about Penttilä, what about Penttilä?
Mikko Penttilä's result was...
...129 pastas!
I somehow assumed that our numbers would've been in a similar range.
How many did I get, 115 or 150?
— You got less than Mikko. — You got 115. — Ahh...
For the points, Mikko gets 5, Vappu 4 points, -
and everyone else gets scored according to the number of pastas stuck in the grapefruit.
How's the scoreboard at the moment?
On the scoreboard, the one in the lead at the moment is... Mikko. — Oh pretty good.
(Jaakko:) Well then Vappu, there's still plenty of points to be had. — Indeed. — Let's get back to the mansion.
"Hide the three aubergines on the table somewhere in this room — [*While aubergines have become an international phallic reference because of its emoji use, the word for "egg" was already a Finnish euphemism for "penis", which is why finns might find talking about them slightly more gleeful than what the English translation can reflect.]
so that Pilvi doesn't find them." [*While aubergines have become an international phallic reference because of its emoji use, the word for "egg" was already a Finnish euphemism for "penis", which is why finns might find talking about them slightly more gleeful than what the English translation can reflect.]
"You have 7 minutes until Pilvi starts the search." [*While aubergines have become an international phallic reference because of its emoji use, the word for "egg" was already a Finnish euphemism for "penis", which is why finns might find talking about them slightly more gleeful than what the English translation can reflect.]
(Riku:) "The best hidden aubergines win." — "Time starts now."
No peeking!
So the objective was to hide three aubergines into the room -
so that I would not find them.
Excellent. This is a really exciting task.
Who's first? — Let's start with Riku and Mikko.
Right. Familiar stuff in the sense that I've had to conceal camera equipment — [*In his early 2000s backpacking adventure show Madventures]
from the officials of various dicatorships several times in Cuba, Myanmar... [*In his early 2000s backpacking adventure show Madventures]
Is it better to hide them in one piece or would it be better to turn them into like, smaller...
Smaller pieces?
(Banging.) There you go.
And there, like... Yeah, well, it's not quite that good.
Meh, that'll have to do.
There's several options for hiding.
There's...
(Whispers:) Yes! That's good! That's fucking great. Alright.
Attaching it to the mic belt, safely.
Typical Rantala, a bit shitty but not too much.
(Pilvi:) Time's up!
Don't mind me, just thought I'd lie down for a bit 'cause I had so much extra time, so...
Get up, would you. Your back looks quite arched so I wonder if there might be a few aubergines there?
Are the taskmaster's cushions rather... lumpy?
Oh, hullo.
You can reconstruct it.
Can you play?
(Priestly recital:) Pilvi Hämäläinen is in search of the aubergines hidden by Rantala...
We think the final cadence is already near, but it never comes to an end.
(Chaotic rage plonking) Because Rantala has hidden them so insanely well!
He has put it up... — No...!
I'm sorry that you had to go in that deep —
but I thought that the last option would've been of a sort that would've been unsuitable for a family show.
(Anna-Maija:) I wonder! — Thank you, Riku. Thank you for considering that, Riku.
— Always family first. — Absolutely. Also, up a tree family first.* [*Finnish words "family" and "arse" have just one different letter. Finnish idiom "to climb up a tree arse first" means "to unnecessarily do something the hard way".]
— Well, if I may say so myself, it was a quite outstanding performance. [*Finnish words "family" and "arse" have just one different letter. Finnish idiom "to climb up a tree arse first" means "to unnecessarily do something the hard way".]
— It was good, it was. Mikko, Mikko... (Vappu:) Let's see about that.
(Riku:) Let's see about that! — Mikko, I'm glad we didn't give you any live things to hide.
(Laughter.) — I know.
What do you personally thing of that performance now that you've seen it and how much of it was found?
You'd left one just there, in the middle of the floor. — Well I mean I had put it underneath the chair.
— With what? — The power of the holy spirit.* (Laughter.) [*Holy spirit = sometimes used to mean "nothing", most commonly when wondering what someone who barely seems to eat is devouring to stay alive]
It left very quickly and then the aubergine had tumbled down from the cache but... [*Holy spirit = sometimes used to mean "nothing", most commonly when wondering what someone who barely seems to eat is devouring to stay alive]
— What are the results? — The aubergines Riku hid were found in 11 minutes and 56 seconds.
And Mikko's equivalent time was —
17 minutes 39 seconds.
(Jenni:) I see, I see. — And so we've seen the aubergine cachings of Riku and Mikko.
We still have Vappu, Anna-Maija and Jenni left and we'll see them after the following break. See you soon!
Welcome back, this is Taskmaster.
Before the break, we saw how Riku and Mikko dealt with aubergine caching.
We still have three cachers left, Vappu, Anna-Maija and Jenni.
And now we'll be watching the performances of Vappu and Anna-Maija.
Just, what? Where am I gonna put this?
I mean this is also really obvious. This is obvious.
Everyone's gonna put one up there.
That's actually pretty good.
If I'm in this room, then in a way I can hide one on my person, can't I.
It's a part of this room.
There's some string, this will do. Oh yeah!
Dammit. Oh no. Must change tactic.
Fine, let's give that a go.
Oh that's quite fresh and lovely.
— Hello. — Hello.
Our roles have kind of changed, haven't they.
— May I touch you? — Well you can have a little go.
As long as you stay away from the private areas...
No way!
But that counts because I mean, it's in this room, that window.
It's just on the other side.
Pretty good. There's one more to go.
Where have you shoved it?
(Laughter.) — Oh no...
That's time!
Right then.
So you didn't manage to hang any of them in the end.
Ha!
— Found something? — And one more.
Surely it's not in your bra?
Or in your crotch.
Could you do this?
Thank you.
(Vappu dissolving into laughter.) — Noooo!
Why was I so courteous? — Don't put this into a pot anymore.
Oh, it's a bit clammy.
Ah! Anna-Maija, umm, so you think that the area outside of the window is a part of the room?
Yeah, I mean, ummm...
You do understand that the aubergine was hanging from my top? — Yeah?
— Which was... within the room, because it was attached —
so yeah it is like, indirectly a part of the room. (Jenni:) What was within the room?
The strap, like, the top. Yeah. This is my reasoning, let's not discuss any further!
Let's move on!
There's just one more thing I'd like to ask you: If the area outside of the window belongs to the room —
then approximately, how many square metres is your living room?
Really quite many.
— Quite. Excellent, but it was a great performance. — Thank you! — Right.
Vappu, umm... You mentioned a pot and an aubergine —
in a slightly questionable sentence there, so...
How would you prepare it then, if that aubergine had to be prepared, so how would you do it?
Well I'd probably just parboil it.
That's where I'd start.
Would it be more times than with false morels?* [*Fungus used as a traditional delicacy mostly in Finland and Russia. Lethally toxic, must be boiled until safe to eat.]
Yes, after all this was like, um... We'd been shooting in the morning, came in fresh from the shower so —
I reckon just a sort of quick boil would be enough.
Thank you, I'd call this "too much information".
Pilvi, how did these go?
Anna-Maija's time was 8 minutes 36 seconds.
And Vappu's was 20 minutes 15 seconds -
after which she revealed me the whereabouts of the last aubergine.
Because I was told to! Do note, because I was told! (Anna-Maija:) I was also told.
— So Vappu's aubergine was never found? — That's right.
— And she showed it to you? — She showed it to me.
— Because they had to get the producer into the room, I wouldn't have shown it otherwise. — I was always told: don't show off your eggplant. [*Glee because of the 'egg'=penis pun]
Not before the producer is in the room, and that's how it went in this show.
— Um, after this discussion, I'm now really excited to see Jenni's performance. — Go on.
Well, won't we just watch it then?
This is what I'll do. Jussi. [*male name]
If I ask nicely, could you take one of these and put it into your pants?
— Of course. — That's brilliant.
Do whatever you have to do.
I so owe you.
(Jussi:) Okay let's continue. — Let's continue. Timo? [*another male name]
(Jenni laughs.)
And becuse you did that, I'm gonna do this.
Pretty good! Isn't it pretty good?
This is what I tell myself every morning.
(Pilvi:) It's time!
Get up from that chair, will you.
— May I touch you? — Sure.
(Jenni:) There you go.
They're not anywhere to be found.
Hello, is this Taskmaster?
Is Jaakko speaking?
It's Jenni, hi.
So, you can already declare the winner of this task because —
Pilvi can't find two of the aubergines.
(Vappu:) You little devil!
— Jenni. — Jaakko. — How big a favour do you think you owe those cameramen now?
Ummm, I am, and I somewhat owe my whole career in general —
to great cameramen anyway, because —
they make us performers look somehow smarter and better.
So I say this is for Timo and Jussi and all the members of the team.
Outstanding performance. Pilvi. Or what do you think?
Yeah, so Jenni's time was 20 minutes and 5 seconds —
and after that Jenni had mercy on me and revealed where the two missing aubergines were.
This isn't an easy one to score. In a way it could be a tie —
because Jenni and Vappu both managed to hide aubergines so well that Pilvi didn't find them.
But Jenni managed to hide two of them so 5 points to Jenni.
4 points to Vappu, 3 to Mikko, and 2 points to Riku and Anna-Maija.
There you go. Pilvi, what are the total scores at the moment?
Leading on the scoreboard at the moment is Mikko —
and Jenni is in second place.
Look, there's still plenty of points to be had, let's get back to the mansion.
Hi.
"Empty this water toy and pack it into the box."
"You have 8 minutes. The lid on the box must stay shut after it's been packed."
"The shortest time wins. The time starts when the flamingo's air vent is opened."
So the objective was to empty out a water toy and pack it into the box as fast as possible.
The lid had to stay shut after the packing.
The time started from the moment when the flamingo's air vent was opened.
— Now this is pretty exciting. Who's first? — First, let's watch the performances of Anna-Maija and Vappu.
One, two, three, go.
Here we go then.
I'm trying to make this... Oh, it only occurred to me now that I could've found myself a knife.
I could be doing this much faster.
Where's the shed again?
There. To get it going.
You've got to stay up here, otherwise it won't empty itself.
Such a terrible waste, this, but now I'm really sorry for this.
Goddamn it why didn't I take that box with me?
Why is the box so small?
There.
— Are you done? — Yes.
— That's your performance? — Yeah. It's like, as shut as it can be.
— And, cut. — Anna-Maija, I was just watching your performance there, have you done submission wrestling? [*An actual sport]
— I have, yeah. — It seemed like such a firm grasp. — Wasn't it. — Really was.
So you just kind of did every possible thing to the flamingo, that like...
— ...that one can do to a flamingo. — Exactly. — Oh my word.
Vappu, I have a feeling that if you'd lifted the box from the ground, the lid wouldn't have stayed shut.
It would've stayed shut. I did test it. It would've stayed shut.
Pilvi what were the results?
It took Anna-Maija 8 minutes 50 seconds to empty out the water toy.
And Vappu took 3 minutes 34 seconds.
(Mikko:) Super quick.
— Vappu, are you perplexed? — I am because I mean, I thought I was utterly... shet. [*She avoids saying "shit" by replacing it with a similar sounding word that means a type of Slavic Eastern Orthodox Easter dish.]
Anna-Maija and Vappu, great flamingo emptying from you though. [*She avoids saying "shit" by replacing it with a similar sounding word that means a type of Slavic Eastern Orthodox Easter dish.]
We still have Riku, Mikko and Jenni left.
And we'll see their emptying after the following break. [*Laughter at the word choice, which could be understood as the people rather than the flamingo being emptied]
Welcome back! This is Taskmaster.
Before the break, we saw how Anna-Maija and Vappu punched the air out of a water toy.
We still have the performances of Riku, Mikko and Jenni left to watch.
— And here they are, coming up next. — Right then.
I'll just leave that behind.
I think I'd take one of these storage boxes.
— Right, of course. — Yup.
So actually I'm not in a of hurry because the vent hasn't been opened.
HAAARGH!!
— With an axe, both of us!
There's no hurry at all.
I'm so sorry, flamingo.
I really digged you ever since the first episode of Miami Vice —
but now the way that it stands is that one of us has to go and —
this time it's got to be the flamingo that goes.
I always wanted one of these air mattresses as a child but —
now I actually understand why I never got one.
You're not in any kind of hurry.
Well no, 'cause I mean, the time hasn't started yet because it's still closed, this (vent).
I'll just put that in there neatly.
And do that and...
— Are you finished? — I'm finished.
Isn't it interesting that if the vent doesn't open, then in a way no time elapses either.
And then we're only left with the question -
should we like, open it for, say, a tenth or hundredth of a second —
in order to get a kind of snazzy time, a timestamp of 00:00:001.
Right, Riku is faced with an interesting question here:
Is there a result if the vent isn't opened? — Indeed.
Yeah, a timestamp that's zero, zero, zero, zero, zero, zero...
— Well Pilvi, what is it? Is there a result if the vent is never opened?
Well, before we start speculating this any futher —
we could just watch the rest of Riku's performance.
(Female voice:) What's this?
With a spring in your step. Soon enough the victory has been claimed —
with the brilliant "not opening the vent" tactic.
Should I just open it and like, take just for the sake of it, a short... just a short time, after all?
Would that be a good idea? Are you ready?
It's open. Like that.
What was the result?
Pilvi, what are the results?
Right, so Riku opened the vent and got the time: 5 seconds.
While Jenni and Mikko never opened their vents.
So do they have a result either?
Well, if in a running race the start pistol doesn't go off, then there won't be a time either.
As for the scores for this, Riku 5 points.
Vappu 4 points, Anna-Maija 3 points -
and Mikko and Jenni 0 points.
(Male voice:) That's justice! (Anna-Maija:) That's right!
Dear contestants, it's time for the final task. Get ready. — Right then.
Pilvi will you just remind us, what is the final task?
The final task tests the contestants' motor skill —
in a completely new way.
Vappu, would you please read the task aloud.
"Arrange the items under the table from the smallest to largest."
"The smallest item must be to your right side -
and the largest one to your left side."
"You must keep both of your elbows on the table during the task."
"And your head must stay between your hands."
"By the end of the task, there should be no cleaning equipment underneath the table."
"You have 120 seconds. The time starts from the taskmaster's mark."
— Any questions? - No.
Good. If you wish to remove your shoes, please do it now.
(Mikko:) Already did. (Vappu:) Oh, wait.
(Mikko:) What?
(Mikko:) Vappu is gonna take off the eggplant. (Jenni:) Bow-wow-wowww!
I'm glad I've shaved my legs since... last December.
Please sit down on your chairs.
The time starts now.
— What?! — A pineapple.
What the heck?
— No... — Remember the hands.
You get outta there!
(Jaakko:) Looks a lot like a maths class.
This is completely ludicrous.
— My toes can only feel some unbearably bizarre objects. — Is this cleaning equipment?
Oh no! Help! H...
(Jaakko:) Keep going! Keep going!
Keep going, Vappu.
Have you genuinely stashed a safety device in there too? [* = condom, supposedly] (Vappu:) Am I allowed to keep going?
(Jaakko:) Yes yes, you can continue. — Oh okay.
— Wh, Wh... I'm missing one. (Anna-Maija:) I'm finished! — Where do all the objects disappear? — I could throw that one over there.
— Oh wow, the pineapple feels amazing on the soles. Really gets the circulation going. — Yeah.
— I've been ready for ages now. — Is pineapple a type of cleaning equipment? Help me.
No it's not. It could be though, if you throw it at a wall, it can... — Hey!
(Pilvi:) 15 seconds. — One item has completely gone missing!
(Riku:) Why was this designed with such big people in mind?
(Mikko:) Point with a finger, left or right!
(Pilvi:) Time's up. — Oh no.
Thank you dear friends, that was very entertaining.
So the correct order is tin can, toy, pineapple, and football.
And there should be no dusters under the tables now.
Pilvi, let's start with Riku, how is it?
Well, with Riku the order is toy, tin can, pineapple.
What's the case with Anna-Maija? — And with Anna-Maija, the order of items is tin can, toy, pineapple, football.
Vappu has tin can, toy, pineapple, football.
And Mikko? — Tin can, toy, pineapple...
...football...? - Football.
And Jenni? — Tin can, toy, pineapple, football.
Thanks everyone!
A great performance from everyone, very entertaining. Now it's time to score these.
Riku 3 points. You had your items in the wrong order, -
and you once forgot to keep your hands as had been instructed.
Mikko and Vappu, 4 points.
Items in the right order, but Mikko forgot about the hands.
And Vappu, even though you fell from your chair, you devotedly kept your hands on your head. — Did I?
You did when you were falling. But um, I don't know if you noticed that you were on the floor when you had your hands...
but then when you got back up, you let the hands go. That's why 4 points. — Ah! Okay.
And Anna-Maija and Jenni, 5 points. — Yeah!
(Female voice:) Finally! — And that's how the points were handed out for this one. And now, the most exciting question of all.
Pilvi, who has won tonight's contest?
After all the tasks, the contestant to accumulate the highest number of points was...
...Vappu. — Yaaaaaay!
Congratulations Vappu! You can go and enjoy the items that you've just won.
(Jenni:) Go Vappu!
Thanks to all the contestants for the great performances.
If some of you at home feel that you could solve some task better -
video it and upload it to social media with the hashtag "suurmestari".
I'm glad you were with us! See you again!