Oh, damn!
Keep it up, keep it up!
Time for the adolescent traffic to end!
Look, it's moving a little!
Some boater will probably be confused.
Good evening.
I am Jaakko Saariluoma, and this is Suurmestari.
Today we'll follow our entertainment experts as they execute tasks
that test two essential life skills:
Reading comprehension and problem solving.
I will score their attempts arbitrarily, but fairly. Welcome!
Our regular contestants are: Eero Ritala.
Pamela Tola.
Pirjo Lonka.
Joonas Nordman.
And joining the fray today, we are overjoyed to have
Arman Alizad!
[master tailor, fashion columnist, TV presenter]
And here on my left is my right-hand man,
who's seated on top of both the tasks and the entire programme.
She is the official referee of the show, Pilvi Hämäläinen!
Pilvi, what can we expect from today?
Today we will see how an egg can be... misused.
And other surprising solutions.
Great, I can hardly wait. But first, let's find out
what we are competing for, and award the first points of the evening.
- Pilvi, would you give a little reminder? - I will.
The episode's prizes are from the contestants' own home collections,
and this time you asked them to bring with them:
The best thing you've borrowed, and never returned.
That's what it was! What do we have the honour of taking home?
Yes. Let's start with Pamela.
Pamela brought welding goggles,
which she took off of a relative's crying child without permission, and called it borrowing.
Pirjo, on the other hand, brought a delicious mash-making potato press
which she borrowed from a friend –
Let me correct myself: a former friend.
Eero brought a dinner jacket he borrowed for the Jussi Awards ceremony
that he promised to return immediately the next week, and the next week was... [Finnish film awards]
Ten years ago.
Joonas brought a 25-year-old
still unopened box of condoms.
[Pirjo] Hey!
Finally, Arman.
Arman brought a genuine Indiana Jones hat,
which he borrowed from his friend 20 years ago.
This friend is saved on Arman's phone as:
"Do not pick up; asks about the hat."
[Jaakko] Thank you all.
It's now time to score these items.
- Arman, five points. - Ooh.
- Eero, four points. - Yes!
Pamela and Pirjo, two points.
- Okay. - That's still something.
- And Joonas gets one point. - Thank you.
But Joonas, you'll also get a bonus point,
for having the nerve to bring a quarter-of-a-century-old box of condoms to a TV recording.
So, the first points have been given.
And, as a reminder, the contestant who scores the most points over the series
will win this highly sought-after Golden Taskmaster statue.
Now, let's go to the mansion, and the first task for tonight.
Okay...
Well, I'll be.
"Complete the task. This is not your task."
"Fastest performance wins."
"Your time started when you entered the room."
The contestants were tasked with completing the task.
All we know about the task is what the task was not.
So the mystery is up in the air, or maybe the mystery is glued to the walls.
Who do we start with?
Let's start with Pamela's, Joonas', and Pirjo's performances.
Good Lord! Ah hah ha!
This has turned into a mental health services' test.
[Pamela in task] What?
Am I supposed to find which one of these is my task?
"Complete the task. This is not the task."
"This is not your task."
"Complete the task. This is NOT your task. Fastest win." [English]
[Pirjo giggles]
Do I need to compile these into something?
"Den Aufgabe ist Aufgabe losen." [German]
"Das hier is nicht ihre Aufgabe."
"Hier ist nicht."
It's probably not.
Maybe it's as easy as it being up here.
Watching people climbing the walls! [literally / being frustrated]
[Pirjo reads in Spanish]
"This is NOT your task."
[Reading a foreign language] No clue at all.
German!
Spanish, German... English. All found.
What if it's one of the foreign ones? I don't know these languages at all.
"Not your task."
I bet it'll be found in the very last envelope I open.
But, no, I interpreted all of them to say --
"Whistle."
[Whistles a tune]
Ah!
[Whistles the same tune]
[Failed whistle]
[Whistles a worse tune]
- Once more. - Hey! It doesn't say that!
[Whistles another bad tune]
[Pilvi] Thank you.
[Whistling]
[Pamela] That was fine!
So the contestants' task was to whistle.
And, Pirjo, was it easy?
It was so sudden!
- [Jaakko] Really? - Yes! If I had been prepared...
But I was in a different kind of performance mode.
I'm interested in how, before you started whistling, you took your glasses off.
But I actually have them right here!
Right, but does that mean that people can't whistle while wearing glasses?
[Jaakko] Put your glasses on?
- Just don't ask me to whistle. - Of course I'm going to ask you to whistle!
- [Sad hiss] - [Pilvi] It's true!
[Pirjo] It can't get... It's not so easy!
Joonas, you left the tasks on the wall. Was that the postman's special, or what?
I figured I'd speed it up, so I shouldn't tear them off.
And I thought they'd be hung up again for the next person.
So you were sort of doing our work for us.
Well, I'm generally known as a fair guy in a workplace community.
[Jaakko] Which... in which workplace community?
This is only my second ever! [he's done many successful shows]
It's simultaneously your first and last.
Fantastic!
Congratulations.
Pamela, you said that you're not very good with languages.
But you were using them pretty effortlessly.
Yes. I studied German in secondary school. But the only thing I know how to say is:
Ich bin Pamela, ich wohne in Suhmura. ["I'm Pamela, I live in Suhmura"]
[Jaakko] There you go! Great!
[Jaakko] And...
If you end with a whistle, it'll be perfect.
[Whistles]
[Jaakko] Congratulations.
Some great performances. Pilvi, what were their times?
Yes. Pamela's time was 3 minutes 18 seconds,
Pirjo's time was 2 minutes 50 seconds,
and Joonas' time, 2 minutes 13 seconds.
- This was completely arbitrary! The tasks were placed randomly. - [Pirjo] They were.
- [Joonas] They were always the same. Always. - [Pirjo] We just had to tear off as many as possible. - [Pamela] They were the same? Every time?
Okay, but still...
[Pirjo] THIS is arbitrary!
- This is supposed to be arbitrary! - Yeah...
It wouldn't be fun if it wasn't arbitrary.
Can I at least get some bonus points for speaking German?
We'll see. We aren't scoring anyone yet.
We still have Arman's and Eero's performances left to see, and I'm looking forward to them.
But I'll have to wait for a while, because we're going for a small break. See you soon.
Welcome back, this is Suurmestari.
Before the break, we saw Pamela, Pirjo, and Joonas
attempting to solve a task in a room full of envelopes.
We still have Eero's and Arman's performances left to see.
And we will see Eero's and Arman's performances now.
What? What?! Nnnngh!
"This… this is not a task." ["tehtävä"]
"This is not YOUR task." ["tehtäväsi"]
I see!
"This is not a task, complete the task."
What task?
There is usually a task in the envelope.
But this isn't the task!
- Were the tasks there when I was?! - "Fastest wins. Your time..."
So, just any task at all. Got it. This is not my task.
[Pamela] What?!
Look.
- [Pamela] What?! - Did you not see the tasks in there?
But… but... "Complete the task, this is not your task."
This IS NOT my task.
"Fastest wins. Your time started when you entered the room."
"Complete…"
[Confused mumbling]
Am I supposed to to take one of these? But it's not my task! This is not my task!
In that case, my task is to not do anything.
Well, well... Is there anything in here... that I could... There is!
What am I doing?
This is not my task, but…
We'll be boiling some eggs.
- What is happening here? - [Pirjo] What?!
"Your time started…" So I should just leave now, since I have no task.
- [Eero in task] Right. - No! Eero!
The minimum isn't good, but…
- Should we take the Mensa test? - Yeah, we should. [IQ test]
Surely it can't burst through, right? It can't…
It was a smoke screen, all of that. It was a smoke screen. Yep.
Hey, it's leaking now. One of the eggs is leaking.
Oh, shit! ["Saatana"]
What the fuck? ["Mitä vittua"]
- [Loud pop] - [Arman] Oh, fuck!
I can't believe… Hey, there's smoke!
Two of them have explod--
Three! Oh, damn!
This is how you make a Persian omelette.
[Pamela] What happened here?
[Arman] Don't.
- Arman, I'll ask you something soon. - Don't ask me anything.
I need to collect myself first.
But Eero, could you give us a run-down on what your task was, and what it wasn't?
- This was not my task. - Then what was?
The task was, that your time… That, that… uhh…
- [Arman] Oh my God... - [Jaakko] How did it seem now, watching it back?
Uhh...
There were all sorts of things, but I still stand by my idea
that this is not a task.
[Desperate, panicked laugh]
So there is no task, and I'm just supposed to exit the room.
Didn't you see all the other tasks?
I did! I saw all of them, but they were a smoke screen!
Because it wasn't a task!
If the task reads "this is not the task," then no task existed!
Yeah, and it could have been like a penalty! You touch one, and it goes, "TOOT"! Or something like that...
- ...What?! - I catch your drift! I understand!
"This is not a task." So there is no task. So just leave the room.
Arman, you said you didn't even see any of the tasks on the wall.
I worry– I was just thinking, if they made Miami Vice: Finland,
and we were the detectives…
- True. It's... yeah. - We'd never solve anything!
We go to the scene of the crime, there's a body and a weapon, and like...
- "Hmm…" - "This is not a body!"
"Has something happened, maybe? I don't know."
- And then you go do something… - Then I leave.
But why did you blow something up?
I don't know! I don't know.
Now I'm supposed to score these, somehow.
[Jaakko] Well, we know their times.
- Five points to Joonas. - Right.
- Pirjo gets four. - [Pirjo] Yes! - [Pamela] Well done!
- [Jaakko] Pamela gets three. - [Pirjo & Pamela] Yes!
- Then there's the matter of Eero and Arman. - [Arman] Hey! Hey…
- But we were pretty good! - Yeah…
- [Arman] We were creative! - To be perfectly frank...
Neither of you have finished the task yet.
[Eero whistles a note]
Two points to Eero, one to Arman!
[Arman whistles]
One point.
Did we get a time for these attempts?
[Jaakko] We did. It's within three months, at least.
What are the current scores?
In the lead is…
Joonas.
[Pamela] Of course.
- Joonas, are you as surprised as the rest of us? - I really am.
Now let's go to the mansion for the next task.
What…?
- Hello. - Hello, hello.
…Pilvi?
Kaarina Into.
Hello… Hello, Kaarina... Into.
Help.
"Give this primary school teacher a presentation on a subject chosen by lot."
"You are not allowed to use the Internet."
"You have eight minutes to prepare before giving your presentation."
"Most convincing presentation wins."
"Your time starts now."
The contestants were tasked with giving a convincing presentation to a primary school teacher.
They were not allowed to use the Internet.
The subjects were drawn at the start of each performance.
- Whose presentation should we start with? - Let's start with Joonas, Pamela, and Eero.
Yes!
Let's take one of these… presentation subjects.
"Hallway notes, or the development of apartment building communications from the 1970s until today."
["Bye slips"; passive-aggressive anonymous notes left on apartment building bulletin boards]
"How to create a more positive climate around the usage of pineapple and other fruits within Finnish pizza culture."
"Applying the lessons taught by Finland's Eurovision success to predicting midsummer weather."
[Finland historically does not do well at Eurovision; since 1961, they've come last 11 times, their first and only win was in 2006, and they did not place again until coming second in 2023]
There is an attitude climate towards pineapple as a topping, [Text is Joonas' subject]
and on the other hand, there is our Finnish climate,
which, as it is, doesn't particularly support pineapple cultivation.
One problem is the coldness of the climate.
Of course, the aim should be improving, or speeding up, global warming. [RED: Climate too cold / Agriculture doesn't benefit] [BLUE: Solution: Improve global warming / Support e.g. fur farmers in switching to pineapple farming]
That starts at a grassroots level. Everyone can do something. [RED: Climate too cold / Agriculture doesn't benefit] [BLUE: Solution: Improve global warming / Support e.g. fur farmers in switching to pineapple farming]
It could be switching from a hybrid to a diesel car,
and leaving it idling overnight for days, even weeks at a time,
in order for the climate to better cultivate pinapple growth.
These hallway notes and the development of communications in apartment buildings hasn't seen much development yet. [Both texts are Eero's subject]
The topics have stayed... almost the same. [Text is the same]
Noise is one issue. Stomping as well, of course.
And animals are an important issue that gets communicated often.
What have we learned about this? [Text is Pamela's subject]
We've learned that it is not easy to predict neither midsummer weather,
nor Finland's Eurovision success.
Then there is the theory of convincing, or convincing yourself,
that of course Finland will be successful, and the midsummer weather will be nice.
So we will start believing in it ourselves.
And then there is outright deception. [Text: chaos theory / belief / mass hysteria / deception // mind creates reality]
As in, for example, of course, we consider Käärijä to have won. [Käärijä's "Cha Cha Cha" placed second in 2023]
Just as a little tip...
Communicate using your name in a friendly manner.
Where did you check your facts?
Often, the facts that come from your own mind...
Are just as correct as those found on the Internet.
Pamela, how strongly did you convince yourself that your task went well?
I don't think much convincing was needed. It was self-evident.
I thought it was both very creative and very science-based.
And your fact-checker was…?
Well... like we just heard,
your own facts are often just as valid as those you read online.
To quote a friend.
- Joonas. A pineapple self-sufficient Finland. - Mmhmm.
Towards that.
When will you step into politics... for real? [Joonas imitates many politicians on TV]
Well, now that I've seen that it went so unbelievably well,
probably the first moment I get a chance.
The sale of hybrid cars... I mean, switching over to diesel cars, will increase after this.
It's a centrist's wet dream. Not having to switch into an electric car. Vice versa, being urged to drive an ICE car.
And EU subsidies for farmers.
So you'd be in the Centre Party of Finland.
Looks like it. I apologise.
- [Eero] And a pineapple ham pizza on top. - [Jaakko] That's centrist, too.
But all of those were so good! They were matter-of-fact and excellent.
- How were they that good? Weren't they? - Yours wasn't in there yet, was it?
- But… - I'd have imagined you saying that after your own presentation.
We do still have Pirjo's and Arman's left.
We'll see how good they are after the break.
Welcome back. This is Suurmestari.
Before the break, we saw the presentations Eero, Pamela, and Joonas gave to a primary school teacher.
We still have Pirjo's and Arman's presentations left.
And next up, Pirjo's and Arman's presentations.
Aagh!
"Manifestations of adolescent behavioral models in four o'clock traffic."
"Pygmy hedgehog as a pet: a threat or an opportunity?"
In adolescence, you start drinking all kinds of drinks.
You start downing them, especially when pregaming at four o'clock.
How much do you know about hedgehogs?
And now music starts playing, and it's music for young people, that's like… [Text is Pirjo's subject]
That starts when... when you put headphones on,
and you listen to music on a high, high volume.
During that time of day, when traffic is at its worst, i.e. at four.
Amoebas and cell division. Then they have turned into fish, [Text is Arman's subject]
and then the fish came on land.
Evolution has built us this fantastic specimen, called the pygmy hedgehog.
Your mouth is filled with this goop, and you can't feel anything,
because you already started your boozing at four.
And that prevents the adolescent from acting in any other way except the way they already act.
At the point when humans started to fly, the pygmy hedgehog was a huge help.
And why is that? Because the pygmy hedgehog has a built-in GPS.
It's like a living compass.
And although we talk about how a dog is a man's best friend,
in reality, a pygmy hedgehog is.
I'll take a swig of this.
Take a swig, but could you sum up the subject of your presentation?
- I could. I could, of course. - Alright.
It's this. It's so clear, and if you didn't get the picture yet,
then I'll reiterate that the four o'clock rush hour traffic causes, as a behavioral model,
the kind of behaviour in a teenager that is shown here.
They're all squint-eyed, and their heads are all topsy-turvy.
[Arman] And the spikes are nothing to be afraid of.
The hedgehogs have them just for protection,
so that birds of prey and owls and all those things that come and… Oops.
Of course, you can apply for a grant for further research, but...
But this is where we're at now with the research. Thank you.
Whew. Pirjo, earlier you said that these were all really good.
- Well… - [Jaakko] Do you still think that?
Well... I panicked.
I guess I should have maybe played more of a scientist role.
I let myself be completely absorbed by the subject.
- [Joonas] It was good. - [Pamela] It was. - Arman!
Could you have started at any further point in history?
I could have started by blowing up eggs again.
- The so-called Big Bang. - Yes, Big Bang. Yeah.
But you skipped over that, so we don't need to debate over whether it's evolution or Darwinism.
- Which is the same thing, by the way. - [Arman] It is.
This has to be scored. The task was to give the most convincing presentation.
Arman was the most convincing. Five points.
Ooh! Thank you, thank you. This goes to all the hedgehogs.
Joonas, who fell squarely into the Centrist Party, gets four points.
- And everyone else gets three. - Yes!
There. What are the episode scores?
After totting up, leading in the episode scores is…
Joonas and Arman!
[Eero] Awful.
Let's go to the mansion, where more points can be earned.
Hus, hus, hus, hi-yah!
Sorry!
This'll be some kind of a scandal. I'm getting points deducted.
"Blow an egg as far off of the table as possible."
"The egg blown the farthest wins."
"You have 10 minutes, or until the egg breaks."
"Your time starts now."
The contestants were tasked with blowing an egg as far off of the table as possible.
Excellent, that's right. Who do we start with?
Let's start with Pamela's and Arman's performances.
Okay… Well, I'll have to get a net, or something.
I'm not exactly sure what I'm getting, but I'll get something.
Am I allowed to touch it?
You know, I'm really rebellious.
Maybe this will help somehow.
Okay.
Let's see if I can get a ramp of some kind.
This... this is good.
[Pilvi] Exactly four minutes left.
I just have to hope that the egg will move this way.
Then I'll blow it.
I wonder if there's something that works better than cling film? At least there's enough.
- But you know what isn't working? - Well? - I can't blow.
[Arman blows]
No! This is exactly what I thought would happen.
Ta-dah!
Went pretty far. It's not broken.
Was this your performance?
No. What's the time?
- [Pilvi] 30 seconds left. - Look, it's moving a little!
No, there's a hole or something. Well, I thought this went pretty well.
- That's it. - That's your attempt. - Yes.
This egg will go all the way to Pasila. (≈6.5 km)
Didn't break.
- It didn't break. - Didn't break. - You didn't praise me at all.
All kinds of crap going in my eye.
- [Pilvi] Time's up. - [Pamela] Look, that was pretty genius.
You got it a little farther.
[Arman] Oh, boy.
Arman, you said that the egg will go all the way to Pasila.
- It didn't. - We're in Pasila. Is it somewhere in here?
- [Jaakko] It got five metres away. - [Arman] Yeah…
This is the moment you wish you had an egg in your pocket to show off.
You should've put one there. Pamela, bubble wrap.
- Exactly, works for everything. - That was such an exhaustive answer.
What were the measurements for their performances?
Pamela's result was 1 metre 72 cm.
Which is, by the way, Tom Cruise's height.
Arman's result was nearly 5 metres. 4 metres 91 cm.
- [Jaakko] The height of Lauri Markkanen. - [Pilvi] Yes. [Finnish NBA player]
- But not to Pasila. - Not quite.
Decent results, and the eggs stayed intact. Even Arman's, this time.
Eero's, Pirjo's, and Joonas' performances are still left.
We'll see them after the break.
Welcome back.
Before the break, we saw Arman and Pamela
attempt to blow an egg as far off a table as possible.
We still have Eero's, Pirjo's, and Joonas' performances left.
And all three performances are in one package.
Pa-pa-pah-pa-pah, ten minutes.
I'll get some cushioning and put the egg on the ground,
and then roll it over there.
OFF the table. FROM the table. OFF the table.
[Pirjo] What?
- [Pirjo] Why didn't you take it farther? - [Pamela] Huh?
[Loudly blowing raspberries]
Oops.
There's something in there again. Maybe someone's taken it out on a boat. I dunno.
Let's go to the shore. Yeah.
Hey, this doesn't say that…
"Blow an egg as far off of the table as possible."
[Pilvi in task] You have one minute left.
A minute is enough!
You're allowed to touch the table.
It's been blown off the table.
You're allowed to move the table.
Let's put it in here, then.
[Pirjo] No, no, no!
- [Pilvi gasps] - Oh no!
Some boater will probably be confused.
Keep it up, keep it up! Good job.
- [Pilvi] 15 seconds left! - Yes!
- Time's up! - [Pirjo] Yes!
[Pirjo] Ha-ha!
Five, four, three, two, one. Time's up.
There's the table.
It won't break, will it? It probably won't. Let's try.
What the heck?
- Noooo! - Oh, no! Ohhh, no!
No! Oh, no! All this trouble! And then it hits that.
How am I this stupid?
- [Arman] A really good try. So close. - [Eero] This close.
Eero, is that your idea of a trip to Tallinn? [In Estonia, just across the water]
Just staying at the pier.
Staying at the pier, where the egg breaks.
- But didn't they do the task wrong? - [Eero & Pirjo] How so?
- It didn't say as far FROM the table as possible, but as far OFF. - [Pirjo] Yes, from the table, from.
- [Jaakko] Tell us the difference. - [Eero] Yes, do tell.
Do tell the difference.
And you were allowed to touch it, it wasn't disallowed.
Yes, but… it's wasn't to move them so there'd be as much distance between them as possible,
but that it's moves off the top of the table as far as possible.
Yes, it went to the ground, and then the table just moved.
As long as the distance between the egg and the table was as large as possible.
Is that what it said?
You read it yourself, and it said nothing to that effect.
It said that blow it as far OFF the table as possible.
- Yes, and what did I do? - Not as far FROM the table!
- There may be a difference, but it won't affect the points. - Alright.
Pilvi, what were the measurements?
Pirjo's result was 110 metres.
Joonas', 2.2 kilometres.
And Eero's, a whopping one centimetre.
- [Pamela] Aww. - [Joonas] Oh, no.
So the scores go according to those mathematical numbers.
Five points to Joonas, four to Pirjo, three to Arman,
two to Pamela, and one point to Eero.
Maybe one bonus point?
Eero, one point per centimetre for you.
Would you like a bonus point?
Well… you complimented it yourself,
Sir Taskmaster, that it would've been genius had it worked.
If you suck up to me any more, I'll take even your one point away.
But you'll get a bonus point for a good try.
It's time for the final task. Get ready.
- Uh-oh… - [Arman] What's this?
Pilvi, what is the final task?
Tonight's final task requires good assessment skills.
Arman, go ahead and read the task.
"On your board, write something related to the topic the Taskmaster gives."
"If someone else has written the same thing you have, you're safe."
"If nobody has written the same thing as you, you're eliminated."
"Last one left wins."
Dear friends, have you understood the task?
Good. Let's start with the first category.
Here goes. What do you eat at the cinema?
[Arman] I'm so tempted...
[Jaakko] Why not put that? You're a rebel, anyway.
Good. Let's see what you've written. Let's start with Eero.
Now, dear friends, popcorn.
- [Jaakko] Arman. - [Arman] Popcorn.
- Popcorn. - [Joonas] Popcorn.
- Popcorn. - [Jaakko] A good warm-up round.
Let's raise the stakes. Here's the next category.
Something you do hidden away from others.
[Pamela] What?
[Jaakko] Go for it, Arman. Go for it.
- Hey, hey, everyone… - Hopefully… I'll trust you, boys.
- [Pirjo] Eero, you know this. - Hey! Don't give any hints.
I've already written mine.
- Have you written it? - [Pirjo & Pamela] I have. - Good. Eero?
- Masturbation. - [Pamela & Pirjo] No! No way! - What?
- We're not going to have something like that! - Next up, Arman.
- Peeing. - Oh no! I thought you'd do this.
- [Pirjo] What do you have? - Well… farting.
- [Eero] Of course not! - [Pirjo] What do you have?
[Pirjo] You also have…
- Self-pleasuring. - [Eero] Nice!
- What?! - Nice!
Pamela! Pamela! I haven't shown mine yet.
Go on then, show yours.
- Farts! - Good job! Yes! Good job, Pirjo! Thank you!
Arman. Unfortunately, you're out.
- Isn't this a family programme? - Don't wank-shame.
It is, but you should already be aware of just how much adolescents masturbate. [she has three sons]
Everyone except Arman.
What do you do in a plane?
- [Pamela] What do you do? - I know what Eero does! - [Jaakko] Write it down...
- Write it down, and… - No, Eero! No! Don't!
- No! No! - Seriously, don't!
- [Jaakko] Pamela! Write! - Okay, sorry! What do I do?!
- Alright, hey now. Eero. - [Pirjo] Try to think what they do there.
- I mastu... Sleep.
Yes!
- Look! Can I show mine? - [Jaakko] Alright, Pamela.
- Yay! - [Jaakko] Sleep.
I have drinks.
- I drink! I drink! - [Pamela] No way!
- [Pirjo] Yes! Duzaa! - [Jaakko] Everyone gets to go on.
Everyone gets to go on.
Next category: the first thing you get for a new home.
[Pamela] What?
- Good, let's show them. Eero. - A bed.
- No! No… - [Jaakko] A sofa.
[Jaakko] Joonas?
- I haven't actually written anything yet. - [Pamela & Pirjo] What?! Disqualified!
- I wrote bed. - [Pamela] Why did you write bed?! - [Pirjo] I also had bed.
No! Why did you do that, when I told you to write sofa!
- It happened so fast! - [Eero] Let's move on. - [Jaakko] Pamela…
- If he's not disqualified, I can't be disqualified, either! - [Arman] They smoked you out.
Pamela, this is off-the-record. His was the same as Pirjo's, and he didn't know what hers was, so it qualifies.
Joonas, Pirjo and Eero are left.
What do you put in your school backpack?
- Eero. - A pencil case.
A school book. - A pen.
In a pencil case, a pen.
This'll be my ruling: a school book is too far from the other two.
- Joonas is out. - Okay.
- Two people left. - [Pirjo] But what…
Pirjo, we'll be playing this until tomorrow.
The last round is different, or this would go on forever.
Write down the number of sweets I have in my right pants pocket.
[Jaakko] Closest wins... the competition.
- Eero. - Two.
- Pirjo. - One.
Let's see how many there are. Even I'm not sure.
[Pirjo] Hey...
- There are… Eero wins! - [Eero] YES! - [Pirjo] This is unreasonable!
[Jaakko] There were five. Eero wins!
Eero won, so the points go:
Eero won, Eero five points. Pirjo, four points.
Joonas, three. Pamela, two. Arman, one.
[Jaakko] But...
But we probably already know who won the episode.
Pilvi, who won the episode?
After all the tasks, the person who managed to get the most points is…
Joonas!
- Heeey! - [Jaakko] Joonas! Congratulations!
[Jaakko] You may pick up your prizes!
Thanks to all the contestants, and you viewers.
This has been Suurmestari.
English translation by u/yellowrainboot Proofreading and sync by u/chequedummy
Finnish (+German) subs: Tanja Piirainen Iyuno Additional transcription: u/yellowrainboot