Frank divulges personal information to a Swede

Frank attempts to get Fred to reveal what might make him blush (“don’t know”).

Frank tries getting really close to Fred while he’s talking, to make him uncomfortable.

He then exposes his bare stomach to Fred and asks whether he thinks Frank is getting a pot belly.

Continuing along the theme of sharing personal information about his body, Frank then tells Fred that he has a “surprisingly bulbous vein” on his “private parts” which “almost exactly resembles the point where the A40 joins the A315” (note: having checked Google maps, these two roads don’t appear to actually meet, although they do both run through western London and come very close near to Hyde Park).

Frank continues to explain to Fred that he once “got it out in a park” to explain some directions to a lady, leading to a court case.

This story certainly elicits a smirk from Fred, if nothing else.

In the final moments, Frank attempts to elicit an embarrassed response from the Swede by almost licking his face.

Back in the studio, Alex reports that Frank managed to make Fred’s face the shade of “Fantasy rose”, placing him third in the task.

(Written by Karl Craven)

(Illustrations collected and adjusted by: Karl Craven)