Welcome to Bäst i Test, the prime-time show where we find out--
--how famous people handle racing against the clock to solve silly tasks.
For that, you need a quartet ready to take risks, and here they come:
The incredible influencer, Johanna Nordström!
The unceasingly acrobatic Morgan Alling!
The incredibly entertaining Arantxa Àlvarez!
And the unpredictable oracle, Olof Wretling!
But that's not all--every week we also have a guest. And tonight, we're accompanied by--
--Sweden's worst Indian: David Batra!
[T/N: Comedian, actor, star of an autobiographical show called "The World's Worst Indian"]
And tonight you will, among other things, see this:
David? Whoops!
- Run! - Yeah, yeah, yeah--
- You feeling good, David? - No.
Yeah--don't look at me!
- You've gotta turn the timer off! - This should do it.
A warm welcome, and as usual, by my side, my pocket-sized assistant -- David Sundin!
Oh, thank you, thank you. Thank you, thank you. Incredibly fun to get to be here this week as well.
Mhm, delighted, I'm sure.
- And a special welcome to the show, David Batra. - Thanks a lot. Thanks. Hi.
How would you like to summarize your Bäst i Test-experience so far?
Well, I...I think it's been fun. Sort of like going to a family gathering in the country, like Olof said.
- Uh huh. Whatever that might mean. - Yeah, but I--David asked what it was like doing these tests, so like...
"Imagine you're going to a family gathering..."
"Jumping around with a potato in your mouth and a bag over your head..."
That feeling.
- We've all got different relatives. - We've got the same relatives, actually.
My test fingers are getting itchy, here. What're we serving up for the first test of the day?
- Well, it's time for long-range egg-breaking. - Huh!
- Three eggs and David. - This is gonna be...eggstra fun.
Oh, what the h--Olof!
"Break an egg over David's head from as long a distance as possible."
- "Longest distance wins." - "You have 15 minutes."
"Your time starts now." ...This is fun. This is fun--this is good.
Right. So, the goal was to crack an egg over...my head--
--from as long a distance as possible. Fun. Really very fun.
A brilliant test, I do decree! And who's going to go for broke first?
Well, now. We can start with... Johanna and Morgan.
Think so, huh?
Oh! Ah, my god.
I'm thinking I'll tape a couple together and crush it against your head.
Ah--ow...!
David? Oh--sorry! You alright?
I was thinking I'll get an egg, tape that on here...
- Long-distance, like that. You've got a helmet. - Yes...
Okay?
Did it break over your head?
- No. - It didn't?!
- That plate's very heavy, huh. - I know. But what if I do like this...
That's right.
There!
As far as possible!
- Yes! - Nice!
- Do you need to keep it there? - That broke over your head, right?
- Yeah. - Then I'm gonna throw, now.
Okay.
- It's alive! Hello? - "It's alive"...
It never broke!
Here's an egg for you! You've gotta seek the egg. Seek the egg!
- Does it hurt? - ...If it hurts?
Seek the egg!
Whoops...
There's no more eggs, huh? No, that's...that's it.
Ah, when you see tests like this you really understand why this show's gotten so popular.
And Johanna, you taped, you tinkered, you used poles, but it ended in throwing either way.
I thought: "I'm going for it! Now I'll just try this out."
- But did any throw hit his head? - No, it was...it was more on his body.
- So, it was the stick-result... - The stick-result was what it was.
But it was pretty far, still. From how far did Johanna and Morgan manage to egg you on?
Well, Johanna reached 4 meters and 35 centimeters.
And Morgan managed to break an egg over my head from a distance of 6.77 meters.
- Just want more, now. - Then that's what you'll get.
Here come Arantxa Àlvarez and David Batra.
There, David. You're welcome, s'il vous plâit, to sit down here.
- Somewhere there? - Yeah.
- Okay. You--you feeling good, David? - No.
- It looks good, at least. - But god, that's smart!
Aah! It worked immediately!
- Will you give the word before...? - Yes.
The word!
- Let's extend, David. - Of course.
- Shit, what a team we are, you and me. - Mhm.
- We have such a damn good time together. - Mhm?
Very good.
The word!
That was a hit. Don't need to do the third one...
For fun.
- The word! - Bit late.
Right! This felt good, right?
- Good work. - Thanks!
- Let's extend, David. - Of course.
Here. Furthest distance was here.
Pretty damn far, if I may say so myself, David. We did well here, you and me.
- Yeah, good work. - Yeah, thanks!
Fun to see.
Right, Arantxa--did you think it was an advantage to stand just up above?
- Yeah, well, it was. I did nail the head. - You used force, too.
God, yeah. You've gotta get in--into it.
You haven't been here for the whole show, but she's got a lot to get back at David for.
- But you, on the other hand, managed to cooperate with David. - Yeah, well, we've built up a lovely kinship.
And you built up some sort of guttering, there?
Yeah, it was, but at the same time, when Morgan was 6 meters...I thought "that's so far".
- It was--it was very far. - And I thought "was my pipe 6 meters"...? It can't--yeah.
Well, what results did these two get?
Right. Arantxa threw her eggs, a little bit hard, one might think, from a height of 4 meters and 9 centimeters.
And my and David's mutual egg-gutter reached a whole 5 meters and 2 centimeters.
Which means that Morgan remains in the lead with his 6 meters and 77 centimeters.
- But we've got the wild brain, Olof, left. - What's he come up with now...?
Now, it's important that you stand still.
There.
Aw, no, Olof...
Oh, my god...
- Olof! - Yeah, that was one--one try.
- Yes...it worked, then. - Smart!
Yeah...
- It works. - Well, 'works'...
Take it easy, now.
God, you--you've got this in the bag.
- You broke the string, Olof. - It's broken?
- Somewhere by you, or...? - I don't know. 11 minutes have passed.
- 4 minutes left. - Right--I'll grab this one, so that I've got it.
Yes!
Ah, I'll risk it with the last one.
30 seconds left!
No. What the hell...?
Good work.
Yeah, you should be pleased with that one. Totally incredible. How'd you come up with the idea?
- I've been to a couple of family gatherings. - Where you've got long-distance egg-breaking?
- And then, this thing with--massaging your shoulder before you threw. - Yeah, but I didn't get too far.
Olof slammed in a whole 26 meters and 67 centimeters!
And then, the turnout is as such: Arantxa gets 1 point, Johanna 2, David 3,
--Morgan 4, and Olof grabs the 5 points.
What a lovely start! David's eggcited, and we'll move on with the show.
Delighted to. Here's the next test, which really lights my fire.
Now, then.
"Light the torch. Fastest lit torch wins."
"You may not go inside the marked area."
- "You may not move the markings." - "You have 15 minutes. Your time starts now."
- Uh huh. Ooh. I'm gonna light that torch, huh. - That's right.
- Just gotta light it, then! - Yes.
Right. So, the goal was to light this torch as fast as possible--
--which was placed inside a pen that you weren't allowed to enter or move.
- Doesn't seem too tricky, this. Who have you got loaded? - Well, we'll go for some people who look really hot to trot:
Morgan, Arantxa and David.
This should do it. Yeah. Here we go, dammit!
- No worries. I got this. - Good.
So, 4 minutes have passed. Of 15, but it is whoever lights it first who wins.
- Some sticks for better reach. - Yeah. A bit flammable.
Yeah, no worries. Can hold it all the way out. No worries.
But my god, this is...oh, huh. Pointless bringing this, then.
Please...
Fuck...!
- Oh, I'm suffering-- - No!
Old magazine like this--didn't think "55 years later, I'll get to be on Bäst i Test".
- "I got to be useful!" - Yeah!
Then we've reached the critical...
And...there!
- Elegant! - Good work.
They usually say that you should put 90 percent of your time on preparation--
--and 10 percent on execution.
I don't want to stress you or anything, but you've got 3 minutes left.
You didn't quite get all the way. So, you got a toilet brush...
- There. Brilliant. - Thanks!
- Good work. - Thanks!
- How about that! - I'll say.
Then let's see, I'm ready to stop the timer. You've got 1 minute and 15 seconds left.
- Oh no, god! - Ohh...it's so close.
Come on!
- 1 minute left. - No!
Five, four, three...it's lit. - Oh, yes!
That was...a close one, you could say. That was probably...uh, probably...
...the worst. Since you were so close to "time up". This is timed, after all.
- But... - It's lit.
- Could be...up to one point. - Exactly!
David, you're not teasing Arantxa, are you?
I mean, you definitely have 1 point. There was no reason to disqualify you, there.
- And you came up with a working solution? - I...thought so.
- But you were very smart, with the toilet roll, there-- - And the toilet brush. Oh, genius!
And David, you're so incredibly focused-- you don't say anything, you just keep working silently.
- It's a contest, after all. - Yeah, I know! How'd the times look for these three?
So, it turned out like this: Arantxa lit the flame in 14 minutes and 37 seconds.
- So, very close to the appointed 15 minutes... - I had--I had a good 20 seconds to go.
- To just do whatever you wanted. - Wa-wow!
- Morgan, a bit faster--8 minutes and 3 seconds. - That, I've gotta say--yeah.
But David "The Machine" Batra lit the flame in 4 minutes and 48 seconds!
Ah, that's good. Good work. And who or whom are we watching now?
Then it's time for Olof to carry the torch.
- We'll throw a lasso, we'll rip it over here, and we'll light it. - And when you say "we"...
- Ah, "we"--that's me and me. - That's you and you.
- Have you worked with lassos a lot earlier? - Ah, let's see...
A rubber hose, that's known for...stretching.
- Maybe you've mixed it up with a hula hoop? - Ah, I should've grabbed that. Would've been smarter.
Let's see, now...
That wasn't too bad, though. The only problem now is that...exactly, it's a rubber band.
- There. - Nice!
Thanks. Good work.
Another unique solution, signed by Olof.
Dangerous--what if it had launched? Like a slingshot...
- You thought of that now, huh? - Yeah.
- Did he get a good time? - Yeah...
Olof solved this in 5 minutes and 35 seconds, so we've still got David Batra in the lead, but...
- But we do have Johanna left. - Do we ever!
So, the time she needs to beat for 5 points is 4 minutes and 48 seconds.
"You have 15 minutes. Your time starts now."
...Here comes a horse.
Bit unexpected.
Someone's been thinking outside the box.
You'll do it like that, huh.
Yeah...you see what you want to see, here.
That was strange. A horse.
- Was that you? - No, that wasn't me.
- We changed our shoes and everything... - So, this was a very good time.
Maybe you'd have liked those points? They go to the horse, now.
Which sails up to the top, here.
The fact is, Johanna, I love your summer freckles, and you revealed them here--
It was your hand that lit this torch.
And even if you thought incredibly nicely outside the box, I unfortunately have to disqualify you.
How'd the rest do, then? What's the point distribution like?
Then it's like this--and I have to apologize here, Arantxa. You do get 2 points, and not 1 point--
- --which I was joking about,there. So twice as much for you. - Thanks to the horse!
3 points for Morgan, 4 for Olof, 5 points for David Batra!
- Right, then we'll move on. - And here's a test for the far-seeing.
- Hi, hi! - Hi.
- Letters. - Mhm. Yummy-yum-yum.
- Exciting. - Exciting!
"Read the text on the sign."
"The one who, at the furthest distance from the sign, does what stands on the sign, wins."
"You have 5 minutes. Your time starts now."
So it's like this, right. That...
That's the sign.
Ah, yeah. Of course it's that one. Gotta run over there.
Right. So, the goal was to read the text on the sign, which was a fair distance away--
--and then to, from the longest distance, follow the instruction.
- Not a lot else to do but get there. - Yeah, that sounds like a great start. And here's Morgan.
Can I bring this, in case--well, I guess if I'm gonna run back that's dang stupid. If it says on the sign--
--"run back", I think.
- That's right. Smart thinking. - "Smart thinking"--thanks, thanks!
Ah, it's just blurry.
- You've gotta see it now. - I don't see what it says over there.
- Can you hold still when you take the picture? - Yeah...
Ah, dang...
Can almost see it myself soon, now, even.
Now..."Sit down and say your full name really loudly--"
--"but without it being perceived as you yelling."
Sven Robert Morgan Alling.
- Crossing our fingers. - I'm very glad that I...brought the sign.
- It's with us. - It's with us.
- You know what, Morgan? - I'm sinking, I'm sinking!
No, I think bringing the sign was smart.
It could've been very useful. You never know on Bäst i Test.
It might be something, running back--codes and stuff, I thought. But shit, how stupid.
How far away was Sven Robert Morgan when he sat down nicely, there?
He was located exactly 118 meters from the sign when he stopped.
- Yeah, that--beat that, if you can. - Exactly. We've got a first result.
- And who or whom are we watching now? - Here come Arantxa and Olof.
Binoculars!
Oliver! You've got zoom on your camera!
Can I borrow it? The camera? Can you zoom in on the sign, so I see what it says?
- Minute and a half left, Olof. - I'm so damn shaky-handed...come here, David.
Ah, there's a lot on that.
- Run, run! - Yeah, yeah, yeah--
- And it can't, like, go any closer? - No.
...Okay.
Come with me, Oliver.
- Like, I see what it says... - You see what it says?
Yeah, I'm so shaky-handed.
How about here? Can you zoom in, so I don't have to run the last bit...
- 30 seconds left. - "Sit down and say..."
"...your full name really loudly..."
"...but without it being perceived as you yelling."
- Well, my name's Lars Olof Wretling. - Arantxa Isabel Àlvarez Garri!
- Was that loud? - Lars Olof Wretling!
- That wasn't a yell, no. - No, it was loud and clear.
- Good work. - You too.
- That's inbreeding. When you tremble as much as me. - Ah, yeah, yeah.
- What's our distance, do you think? - Could maybe be...500 meters?
Wow! We'll see. I'll measure that later.
- Good work. What do you think it might be? - 275.
Brilliant.
- Yeah, really smart. - And that there were binoculars...
Yeah, but it's hard, that, 'cause--it was one of those real pirate binoculars, and it's like--and being that shaky.
It was really hard.
- But you had a good tripod. - Yeah, I brought--I found a tripod.
How far away were they?
Right. Arantxa guessed 500 meters...
She was 132 meters off.
Olof guessed 275 meters, and he's also well known for being able to estimate distances...
Yeah, I'm very--it's the only good thing I'm good at.
But Olof had 153 meters.
- Which is still better than Arantxa, though. It is. - We'll move on.
Yes indeed, let's! Now, let's look at how Johanna and David solve this task.
But Johanna, sweetheart...
I'll check now, huh?
Ah, that's lovely.
"Sit down and say your full name." I'll go and do that!
- How much time's left? - 2.5 minutes have passed!
- 2.5 minutes have passed? - Yeah.
8 seconds left!
Uh, David Chandra Batra.
Irma Johanna Louise Nordström.
- Good job. - Thanks a lot.
How far do you think the sign is?
- It's gotta be...800 meters. - I think so.
- I think so, too. - Good work.
Thanks. Nice, thank you...
- You're riding that back, huh? - Yeah, thought so. See you by the sign.
Well, what'd you think of these solutions that Johanna and David...
- Yeah, but I--wow! - Yeah, running's this new thing that I think I've...I've got to myself.
No, but that you ran up, read, then ran back so far from the sign, that's what I thought was...
- But Johanna, chea--it's gotta be cheating to use... - It is?
- Are they even legal? - Yeah.
We don't even know today if they're legal to have, in cities around Sweden.
At this time, they weren't illegal. And how far did these two get?
David Batra ran 695 meters--
--while Johanna rode the scooter a whole 1.41 kilometers from the sign!
Ah, I get why you started with me.
Right. This does mean that the points are distributed like this, that Morgan gets 1 point, which you had a feeling you might--
Arantxa 2, we've got Olof with 3, David with 4, but Johanna, 5 points!
Right. We've reached the middle of the show, where I usually lean back and take a break--
--while a very eager substitute gets to take the wheel for a bit and talk to the guest.
I apologize in advance. And go ahead, David Sundin.
Thank you, thank you...for that.
And, uh...
Wow! That I get to--that I get-- that I get to be here, and do this...
- What an opportunity! And I won't squander it. - Try to get started, now.
--because this can lead--this can lead me to...
I might get to do more stuff! I do this well now, and we don't know how that gets the ball--how fast that can...
If you do this well.
- David Batra! - Hi.
- You're...you're married, and stuff? - Yeah, I am.
There...and you do...you do funny performances.
You make funny TV-shows, and books, and...a lot.
- A lot. - It varies.
And you've been to India! Wow, wow, wow, wow, wow!
What's the most--what's, like, the most distinctive thing about India, would you say?
Well, probably that there's a lot of Indians there. Like, it's a country full of Indians.
- Stuffed full, basically. - That's a big difference from here.
That's right, and they--they charm snakes, and such.
- Very good impression. - Thank...you, thank you...
- Hey! - Yes.
So good that you've got an eye on this thing with snake charming and such--
--because it's time to play "Charming snake"!
♫ Charming snake, charming snake, charming snake
♫ Charming snake, what a charming snake
Charming snake!
Right, David Batra. You've got a letter under the cushion of your chair...
...which you can take out and read.
"Without getting up, draw as long a snake as possible--"
"--on the toilet roll paper. Afterwards, wind up the toilet roll."
"Longest rolled-up snake when the time's up wins."
- "Your time starts on David's signal." - That's right.
And then, I can tell you--you'll have 60 seconds.
Then you get the toilet roll, and then the goal is to draw a snake on the toilet paper...
...as long as possible. But you also need to, within these 60 seconds, roll everything up.
Because when the time's up I'll say "hands in the air" and tear it off, and the snake needs to be as long as possible.
Are you ready? It's time to play "Charming snake", and your time starts now.
So, you had 60 seconds--
--and only, actually, 10 have passed.
About 50 left now, so that's pretty sweet.
45 seconds left. We can see that a lot are going double-barreled.
Looks like...everyone's going double-barreled.
25 seconds have passed.
There, Olof, you've got your 30 seconds.
Now the question is, it's starting... Gotta think about now. 40 seconds.
How Olof will do this without getting up will be interesting to see. Ah, he pulls that.
Yeah, he got it back. 10 seconds left! Needs to be on the roll.
- On the roll? But I didn't understand that... - Morgan's done it right. Olof's done it right. Johanna's done it right.
Five, four, three, two, one, zero. Let go of your rolls!
- You doing alright? - Yeah, you doing alright?
- I'm doing great! - Olof's still...in it, if you...but that's--that's broken.
Then it's time to account for the contest "Charming snake".
We'll start with Olof. It's...no snake. No snake at all, that was. Stop.
- Arantxa. - Yeah. No snake, but no concussion.
No snake. No snake. Then it gets exciting. We've got David Batra.
- Just be careful with the snake, now. - Ah, god.
- And it's important, too, that there's no... - Gaps in it, yeah.
- And then we've got Morgan, too. - Yeah. But look, that's easier!
And we've got Johanna. Right now, everyone's in the contest.
If someone's snake stops, if there's a head here all of a sudden...
- We're all the way down to the ground, here. Down to the ground. - God, you're so good.
Does it look like that at home, too, David?
Then we can clearly see that the longest snake is Morgan's.
Then we've got Johanna. And, in third place, David Batra.
And we got zilch here. Urgh!
And that's how we play "Charming snake".
RIght. So, the turnout is as such: Arantxa gets 0 points and remains at her 8-point total.
1 point goes to Olof, who now has 13 points total.
3 for David Batra, who's currently at 12 points.
4 points for Johanna, who's currently at 10 points--
- --and 5 points for Morgan, who's now in the lead with 14 points! - How fun!
- Ah, this is a fun show to be on. - Isn't it fun? And we'll move on--next test, please.
Mhm. Now it's time for a completely new test that we've never seen before.
Damn rubber ducks.
Yes...
- We meet again. - We meet again.
Thank you.
- "Extinguish the torch." - "Fastest extinguished torch wins."
"You may not go within the marked area. You may not move the marking. You have 15 minutes starting now."
Just gotta put it out! That's yours, okay.
Okay...
- Okay, but... - Fastest wins.
That's right, it's timed. Okay!
Ah, smart recycling of the torch there. I'm glad you care about the enfireonment.
Thank you very much. So, this is the torch known from the test "Light the torch" that we see here--
--but now, the goal is to, as quickly as possible, extinguish the torch, which is placed in a twice as large ring.
And that you're not allowed to move, or go inside, not even if you've dressed up as a horse.
- And which fire extinguishers are we sending in first? - That'll be Johanna, David and Morgan.
But, god...oh no, god...
Come on!
- 3 minutes have passed, David. - Yeah.
- Here you are with a bit of everything, as usual. - Rope-lasso...cloth...
There...
Steadiness is the be-all and end-all, here.
- That's not something you mind? - The steadiness? No.
I work more with...quantity, I'm thinking.
Now, this should work.
Taking a bit of gas?
No...!
No...
- Ah, that was stupid. - It looked...very good.
You'll go for smothering.
- Is it out? Yes! - Yes!
- Brilliant. - Thanks.
- Good work. - I know.
If I fail with this--
--it'll be dang stupid that that's still in there.
- So, you're taping a string onto it? - Yeah.
You could tie it, really. That is how strings...work.
There!
I think I just...
- There. Turn the timer off. - Ah, that was nice.
No!
- How could it...? - It is fire. Guess it wasn't too wet.
- What?! - Yeah, that's out.
Starting to spread, now.
How about there? The time--stop the timer!
You've gotta stop the timer.
It was out.
- Good work. - Thanks.
- Not the original plan, but... - No, but that's good enough, for sure.
Yeah. Humble to say "nice" when you go in and dominate.
David "The Machine" Batra goes in again and solves this in almost no time at all.
- And Johanna, you switched plans here in the middle, since your yarn... - Yeah, that disappeared. That was...
- That you still, with that pole--how many times did you hit it? - That--like, it wasn't that many times.
- Was it fewer times than we saw? - Yeah, they edited in a few extra.
We've got two firebrands left. Should we look at them?
We will. Now, Arantxa and Olof will get the chance to put out fires.
I'll fill it with water and pump. Then...then water'll come out.
What? That's so wimpy. How about now? What?!
- Did you try that earlier, Olof? - Yeah.
And when you tried it, what did you think...
What should I do--throw water balloons at it?
Shit!
Fuck! Yeah...
Dammit, come on, now!
Ah, cut it out!
And you're at...
That was real close, Olof.
Last one.
- I get so damn pissed off. - This does feel better, spontaneously.
No, this one's embarassing.
There.
- Gotta be gentle with the fingertips. - Good work.
- We'll have to call it there. - Yeah, but--yeah...
No, down. There. Back to reality, there.
Ah, Arantxa. You threw with all your might at that ring.
I didn't get that it was twice as big, the actual red ring.
I thought it was the exact same. So I had completely different measurements in my head.
Wasn't even enough with a toilet brush.
It was--I was so frustrated after this test, but so fun for you that you managed!
Olof, you were pissed off for a while, too.
Yeah, but this is a bit funny, because now that you say that the ring was bigger--I've thought about this, for months...
--that I thought it was so weird, that something didn't add up, and now I know that...
I thought "did my arms get even shorter"?
- And how were the points distributed in total, here? - Then let's see--
Arantxa, you did your absolute best, and that's rewarded with a point. So that's still...
Something. Johanna took a bit too much time with this task, 2 points there.
Morgan--5 seconds faster than Johanna. Gives you 3 points.
And the focused David Batra works up 4 points...
- ...Olof cashes in another 5. Wow. - So that was fast, huh?
- Standing there and screwing around. - Look at that. We've got time for another test, right?
Yes, yes, yes. And here comes a really unexpected test.
- Hi. - Hello!
- Hi! - Hi.
Uh, do I find the envelope, or...? No?
- It's a box? A gift? - Yes.
- Ooh. Slightly nicer envelope. - Thanks.
- "Give David a package with unexpected contents." - "Most unexpected contents of package wins."
"You have 30 minutes. Your time starts now."
Okay.
- Good luck. - Thanks.
Right, so the goal was to give me a package with as unexpected contents as possible.
You had a whole 30 minutes to wrap up something really unexpected. Who do you want to see first?
Uh...well, if you leave it to Babben, I think we'll look at Arantxa first.
- That's fine. Your wish is my command. - Thanks.
Oh, no...
- Hi, David! - Hello.
- You ordered an unexpected package? - Yeah. Ah, nice.
How unexpected!
Was, uh, was that a...
- Balloon? - Mhm.
...cr--with cream on?
Yeah, and banana, and some sprinkles and stuff.
- ...bit unexpected. - A bit unexpected.
Thanks.
I got it on myself, too...
- ...Yeah. - Are you gonna shower down a bit?
I'm starting to get where all these dry-cleaning bills are coming from.
- You almost got more shocked than David himself, here. - Yeah.
- It was a proper bang. - Yeah, one of those you see on TV.
- Imagine if this aired on TV. That'd be something. - "Wow! What?"
- Did you need to have the banana and sprinkles on there? - I was thinking like, that you'd think "this is a cake"--
But it's like...it's a balloon, so the cream kinda falls off...
...and it's a bit of a shame, so maybe you didn't have time to think like "Wow, is this a cake for me?!"
Okay. Well, these things happen. Now, I want to see David Batra's unexpected package.
Mm. Very good idea.
- Hello. - Hullo!
- Did you have a...package? - That's right. I put the package outside, here.
- So, you can come with me and get it. - Right. Lovely, lovely.
- Here we have it. - Yup.
- You're welcome. - And I can just...?
Yeah. It's a gift from me to you.
That was...
You know what that was?
- Unexpected. - Yeah, it was.
Hey there, bro.
- Good job. - Yeah, that was good.
Thanks for the help. I'll--I'll close that again.
- Was that really David's brother in the flesh, David Batra? - Yeah.
He looked pretty scary. Basically a horror film, that. Were you scared?
Well, ver...like, I haven't seen my bro in 15 years, it was--so it was a shock to me.
Right. Then you've got that done, at least, so you can check that off your list.
- Now we'll take a look at Johanna's surprise, I think. - Mhm. Absolutely.
- Hi, hi. - Hi.
Then I've...before you open, I just want to say...
This is a surprise for you, now. You're gonna be really happy.
Might shed a tear, even. Like, you've waited for this for a long time.
We've talked about this. A lot.
- It's...a number. - That's been called.
- It's a bit of a surprise. - Exciting.
Now let's see if it...
- Yeah, hello? - Good day to you!
- This is David Sundin calling. - Okay.
And, uh...uh, I--
--I'm wondering if--if everything's good with you.
- Yeah. - Yeah, good. Nice.
Thanks for the call.
...what?
That's fine, it's just--I was just checking that the line was open.
- Thanks, you. - Ah.
- It's--everything's in working order. It's fine. Goodbye. - Yeah, bye.
Was a...
...stranger.
He wasn't ready, and...
- Yeah, that was unexpected. - Ah, I'm dying!
Unexpected both for...unexpected both for him and me, I think.
- But maybe mostly...maybe mostly for me. - Oh god, I can't breathe!
Yeah...yeah, that was unexpected, that.
That was...sorry. That was...
Thanks. Thanks, you.
- Oh, god! - Now, we've gotta clear this up. Johanna...
- Did you know the person that got called? - No! Like, I just wrote in a....
- A number? An--random? - Yeah! And just...and then...
- And were really lucky that someone answered. - Yeah, but David thought it was gonna be like "wow, now, this is someone..."
- But he was just like: Uh huh. - I actually did think it was...Lasse Åberg, that I'd get to talk to.
For some reason, I got that image in front of me and thought: "Now, I'm gonna get to have a nice time chatting to Lasse Åberg."
- And then when I... - Did you feel yourself diving down?
Then you see pretty clearly when I realize that: "This is a stranger."
"And he doesn't...he might not know who I am or why I'm calling or such."
But now, I think we'll keep looking here with Morgan's package.
We certainly will. And I'll say this: It was really unexpected.
Morgan...?
Wow...
- Huh? - Oh...
- Morgan, this was mysterious. - Wasn't it? Wasn't it unexpected?
- What was in the package? - Guess.
It's impossible to guess. Something that glowed and smoked, at least.
- That was the only thing I saw. - Yeah, exactly.
But you looked totally taken aback afterwards.
- No, but I...this was...wow. What a... - Surprise?
- But what was it? - Above all else, it was unexpected.
This is very, very personal between me and David.
- You moved him. - Yeah, I moved him and I feel that this is between me and David.
But Morgan, I do have to score this, so...
Yeah, I'd love a 5, if that's possible. I'll have that.
- Yeah, I understand that. But we'll take a look at Olof's package instead. - Mhm. And now, it's time for a bit of a role reversal.
- Hello. - Hi.
Now, David, you and I are going to...
...swap clothes.
- Swap clothes? - Yeah. It has to be fast.
- We're swapping clothes? - Yeah--don't look at me!
- I just...wasn't ready. - No, me neither.
But now it's just--swapping clothes it is.
- [with Olof's accent] Hello, David. - Hi.
Oh? You've got something...?
It's like we're in some... parallell universe.
"Give David a package with unexpected contents."
"Most unexpected contents of package wins."
"You have 3 minutes. Your time starts now."
Now, then!
...Right.
Uh, yeah...
- A dala horse. - Falu horse.
I was very astonished and pleasantly surprised. Good, David. Or--Olof.
Then we'll see how, what...what Babben--don't count your chickens before they hatch, now. Good work.
Olof, what was the challenge about portraying David, except for your moustache not quite being attached?
Well, it was that I created a...that, a--an unexpected loop.
Meaning that the unexpected was that now, it's continuing...
Actually, we could've kept going for--if David had given me the same task, we would've wound up in some...
- I felt the entire universe bending. - Yeah, exactly--who was what, and what was--it was something unexpected.
It really was. And David, I think you captured Olof's essence very well.
- Oh! Thank you! Thank you, thank you. - The little details, there.
Then, I'll try to rank how unexpected these packages were--from your reactions, of course.
Basing these points on that, since I haven't gotten to see everyone's contents.
But the fact is that Olof, you get 1 point, because David did get there first--
--and suspected what this package--the actual package contained, so there wasn't any huge surprise.
- But it was very nicely staged. - And we had such fun.
- Yeah, we had fun. - How fun.
Uh, 2 points for Arantxa, since David didn't get super shocked--you almost jumped more than he did.
Yeah. He didn't think. "Wow, what a nice cake." It wasn't!
3 points for David Batra's family reunion. It was nice that the brothers got to converge here after all these years.
Uh, 4 points for...
Johanna.
David was very perplexed getting to make small talk with a complete stranger--
--and you were very amused yourself, and...
...judging by reactions, though, 5 points will go to--
- --Morgan's magical mystery package. -Such nice reactions.
The fact is that Morgan's mysterious package is here in the studio, and the evening's prize, for whoever wins it--
--is getting to take a small peek in the box.
And wow, wow, wow--this is a very cool experience, I'll promise you that.
Might be about time then to take a look at the total standings and see who's closest to this exciting...
Excu--can I get a bonus point?
- For...? - Just--just like that? From nowhere?
Was that weird?
- Yeah. - Oh, huh!
- That was really... - There was no bonus point in this test.
No, but I just felt that I wanted one. That might've--that might've been over the line.
- Yeah, you were a bit over the line, actually. - Cheeky, you!
Then we'll take a small look at the total standings to find out who's closest to this magical prize.
It's unbearably exciting, I can tell you. In fourth place we find Arantxa, with 13 points.
In third place we find Johanna, with 21 points.
In second place we have Olof, with 22 points--
--and in a shared first place, Morgan Alling and David Batra, 23 points each!
- 1 point after and then 2 points after. - It's very close!
Anything can happen and everything can change, because it's time for the finale.
Time for the finale. And we've got some drain pipes and some sort of target.
Johanna? Please read the instructions--
--for your co-competitors, Babben, me, and the viewers at home.
Yeah. "Drop the balls into the drainpipes and make them stay on the target."
"Most balls on the target when the time's up wins. You have 100 seconds."
"Your time starts on David's signal."
So, you will--without getting up from the chairs, you remain seated constantly--take your respective balls...
...which you have to your left, and drop them into the drainpipes so they roll down here.
And as many balls of your own color as possible should stay on target.
100 seconds from...
And we're off. David Batra rolls past. Arantxa has one ball on the target.
Arantxa's in the lead right now, 15 seconds into the contest. Arantxa has two balls on the target.
- David has two. - No, no, no...
- 30 seconds have passed. - And it's 100?
- The total, yeah. - Yeah.
Wow--it's looking really good for Morgan, who has plenty of green on the board.
Olof's starting to come here, now. 50 seconds have passed, so half the time...
You could be a bit strategic, too, if you send a hardball down you could knock the others' balls away.
- Done! - You've got a ball between your legs, there.
Oh! Ah, just kidding.
- Olof's starting to...there's Olof. - Done!
Johanna's coming slowly here, the goal is to get as many balls in as possible...
Five, four, three, two, one...
Then you can pull your pipes back-- slowly, slowly, slowly, slowly.
- What imagery! - Yeah, what an exciting finale. Would like to know the result, now.
- David, I graciously hand the word--and image--to you. - Here it is.
Honestly, I thought this was more of an action sport, that balls would go flying and such, but it was very calm.
Very...noble of you.
Resultswise, it's like this: Johanna got 20 balls onto the board.
David Batra, 21 balls.
Olof and Arantxa, as many balls--23. Namely, all but one.
But one person did land all his balls on target. 24 of them.
Morgan Alling himself. He rolled them in, and as such, he gets 5 points.
You get 4 points each, 2 points for David Batra, 1 point for Johanna.
And then when we combine this, it's like this:
23 plus 5 is 28 points for Morgan Alling!
And he emerges victorious from this tonight!
- And gets to come up and see-- - My own prize!
--what he put in the box. Right? Round of applause.
- Wow! - Thanks. Thanks. Thanks a lot.
And what have we learned today, then? Well, your horse can light torches--
--and eggs can be broken from a distance of 40 meters. Thanks for tonight, we'll see you next week.
Come on, let's congratulate our winner, Morgan.
- Can I take a peek? - No, no, no, no...
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