Welcome to Bäst i Test, the show which pushes every conceivable envelope
regarding what the contestants are willing to do during primetime.
And our recurring panel this year,
the volunteers aiding us, here they are:
the well-trained circus monkey, Marcus Berggren!
The over-trained trapeze artist, Sussie Eriksson!
The tightrope-dancing clown, Anis Don Demina!
And the knife-throwing equestrian princess, Sofia Dalén!
And tonight's guest: the human cannonball, Fredde Granberg!
[actor, playwright, director]
And tonight we will, among other things, get to see this:
Take that, boxes!
Beloved vase.
Hocus pocus!
What's going on, David?
Think, Eriksson, think!
Hello there.
Hello, panel, and welcome.
Is everyone doing well? - Yes.
Wonderful, wonderful. And Fredde, welcome.
Thank you very much.
You've made a lot of beloved characters over
the years, like Lill-Snorre, Finkel and Ragge.
Yeah, I've picked the names with care. - Yes, you certainly have.
Were you able to bring all these experiences into Bäst i Test?
Yeah, absolutely, because all the ones I've made are underdogs, kind of.
So I enter with things looking bleak, so... I can only improve.
We'll see about that. Someone who doesn't get one penny
in return, but doggedly shows up to "work" week after week,
well, he's right here next to me, and his name is Daniel Sundin!
Bravo! - Daniel!
Thank you, thank you. Thank you, thank you.
Gladdens me to hear it. Thank you for the lovely words.
Yeah, well, Daniel's actually close enough, it's
just one off, so it's... nice, Babben, nice!
Sorry, there's interns all over the place here.
Can't learn all their names. But, having said that...
What's on the menu for the first task?
On the menu... doughnut holes.
Ugh.
Am I allowed to choose, here? - Letter or doughnut? Letter it is, then.
"Pass a heavy object through the doughnut's doughnut hole."
"Heaviest object wins."
"If the doughnut breaks, you're disqualified."
"You have 10 minutes. Your time starts now."
"Through the doughnut's doughnut hole."
Is it called a doughnut hole? - I think so.
Huh. Would you look at that.
And if the doughnut breaks, it's over.
What's very heavy... - But also very...
...thin?
A nail. - In there, out there. No problem.
That went well. - So we've got that one.
Like, this'll work.
That's right. That'll work.
Just want to get this, so I'm done with it.
Ah, this is fine. We'll put this in the records, there.
What? - What about when you get here?
I didn't really think that far ahead.
Hang on, now. Think, Eriksson, think!
It just can't break, but you can still...
Yeah, at this rate, you'd even pass through.
I've got an idea, now. Is there a hose?
That's right, I can cobble something together!
That definitely got heavier.
And you don't feel like you've put yourself in hot water somehow, here?
No. The doughnut is going straight through,
and I'm going to be the best in the task.
Wow, wow, wow... Precision is paramount, here.
But the doughnut seems unconcerned. - Yeah. This doughnut, anyway.
Huh? Huh? Huh? Huh? - Okay, let's go.
If anyone says, "Have you seen my stick?", this is, like, a stick?
It's a great stick. Imagine being in the stick years,
if anyone was, like, "wanna see my stick?", and this was the stick?
You would've been pretty impressed, right?
Five, four, three, two, one... zero.
Three sticks. Not bursting with water,
but still slightly more water.
The doughnut's doughnut hole is intact. No one could say anything else.
Now we've worked our way up to a crowbar,
which is heavier than the sinker, the fastener...
...heavier than the drill, heavier than the screwdriver,
heavier than the nail.
Are we satisfied with that? - Yeah, that - we certainly are!
What a journey we've been on,
not to mention the doughnut's doughnut hole.
Good work. - Thanks.
Ah, what the hell... - Okay. Then, I want to say...
I'm slightly curious, Marcus. When do 'the stick years' occur?
The stick years, yeah, with guys...
from the age of 4 to 34, roughly.
David, keep this going, now. - Right, right, right.
Let's let those remaining, Fredde and Sofia,
put some things through the doughnut's doughnut hole.
Letter or doughnut? - Letter or doughnut?
No!
The hole's intact.
I don't have a whole lot of wiggle room, though.
We're talking millimetres. - Yeah, sure. Yeah.
Like, I'm an idiot!
But as long as you're hefting something really,
really thin through the doughnut's doughnut hole...
...we're safe. - Yeah.
I brought the doughnut hole, to... - To... as a reference hole.
It's important, now, not to bite off so much that it's...
more than you can chew, so to speak.
You're not too gentle with the doughnut. - No.
Four minutes. So far, we haven't gotten anything through.
That's right, they've got to go through in that time, too...
The entire object is going to go through... - ...through the entire hole.
But changing the hole is allowed. We'll make a small...
And remember this thing about not biting off so much...
...that it's more than you can chew.
I'll do a zip-tie first. - Yup.
A battery.
Battery? We're starting to reach a couple of grams, here.
We're going to finish with this. Kind of like a grand finale.
Just three minutes to go, on the other hand.
So if it's not gone through, you've done something...
...which is usually referred to as biting off a sufficient amount that it's...
...more than you can chew. - An abundance of chewing.
And it's important here to take the corner very carefully.
That's right. No problem, actually.
You've got two minutes left.
If the doughnut hole breaks, you're totally out, and none of this counts.
But I'm allowed to widen the hole? - Yes. One minute.
And here we go.
Nice! - Ah, look at that! Wow, wow, wow!
And we'll go for the grand finale...
Pleased with that? - Yeah. Kind of cocky.
Thanks.
I'm stopping there. See? The hole's intact.
Fredde, you started with a bite. That was maybe...
I was hungry, goddammit.
It was kind of a handicap afterwards, trying to do the task with this bite.
But Sofia... What a last-minute dash from you! - Thanks.
Very nice.
I was kind of worried there for a while that the
chains were going to break the doughnut hole.
But it's a lovely feeling sometimes when,
for once, the nerves, they join up here.
I can feel it when it happens. It doesn't happen too often,
but when it happens, I just get this burning in my skull.
I felt the exact same thing. - But in reverse.
So how'd they do, weightwise?
Anis got 950 grams, right up the doughnut hole.
Marcus passed 1.5 kilos through the doughnut hole.
Three sticks, attached to each other.
Sussie's object weighed more than twice as much as Anis': 2.1 kilos.
And Sofia... this wasn't your first time, Sofia.
A whopping 7.8 kilos!
So, Fredde, 0 points, but at least you got a really good doughnut.
And I never want to hear the phrase "doughnut hole" again in my life.
David, what're we competing for tonight?
Tonight's prize, which the winner will get to take home
and do whatever they want with, is not one, not two,
but three dozen doughnut holes, alongside their respective doughnuts!
Wow! Look at that, look at that.
Right. Thanks for that, then.
And, in that case, I'd like to get my teeth into the next task.
We certainly can.
It's time to pay a visit to an achy, breaky vase.
Hello! - Oh, hi!
How are you doing? - Oh, just fine.
Okay...
"Break this vase, as quickly and dramatically as possible."
"Your time starts now." What a dream.
Right. So, the goal was to break this beautiful
vase in as quick and dramatic a way as possible.
We'll start with Fredde, Marcus, and Sofia.
"Your time starts now." - So, quick and dramatic?
Quick... and dramatic.
Yeah, that's right. It was quick, too.
There. I'm done. - Anything else?
No! What? Is this for me, too?
What? No...
"Put the vase back together so that it resembles"
"its original state as closely as possible."
"Best fixed vase wins."
"You have 10 minutes. Your time starts now."
I was so happy that I'd managed a task that quickly, and...
It really was super quick.
Okay. 10 minutes.
This, this is strong stuff. - Superglue.
I have such a tough time seeing stuff like this, you know.
I have such a tough time gluing with my eyes.
There's like a dust, too, lying...
Yeah, but that's at the end. We'll, like, powder it on.
Safety first. Just gotta start working with this contact glue.
There's a bit of standing around involved.
6.5 minutes left. - New strategy. New strategy.
That's too sloppy!
It's actually just lost one of its properties, the vase.
The ability to hold flowers in it.
But it's still beautiful to look at.
We'll go for the next piece.
Can put something down, now. There. Here. - Exactly.
Five seconds left. - Okay, gonna try spray foam.
A little bit's coming out, there.
God, so lovely. Love spray foam.
It's like cream for construction workers.
Whoops!
Ah, what the h...
What's going on, David?
There.
It looks like a vase, and I can also clearly see
that it has what one asks of a vase:
Namely, the ability to hold flowers. - And corpses.
Five, four, three, two, one, zero.
You know what? This might be the best one.
Much obliged.
Okay. It seems to have calmed down a bit, now.
Good work. - Thanks. It was fun.
Yeah, I did think breaking the vase on its own
seemed a little bit too simple.
Fredde, you defined the term 'vase' through a modern interpretation.
It looked good, above all else.
And Marcus, you held some sort of spray foam party.
Why does that sort of thing always happen to you?
Yeah, well, it was... there was something stuck in it.
I noticed nothing came out, so I pushed off some old bit
of foam, which sent it into a hell of a lot of pressure.
So someone set a trap for me. I don't know who, but...
And Sofia, you had patience, which is a virtue.
And you also had some luck, since you had large pieces left.
Well, luck... that's a talent too, right? - One might think so, yes.
The goal was to demolish violently, but you still had to work.
I thought it got a potentially expensive touch.
Like, in terms of selling.
A little bit Picasso-esque.
Right, which vase-fixer are we taking a look at now?
Now, we're finally going to get to see how Sussie handles this.
"Break this vase as quickly and dramatically as possible."
"Your time starts now."
Want to put 'er there, or what? Bye. See you.
What the hell? The letter! - But Sussie, the letter...
Yeah, I was sitting with the other contestants:
"I don't remember this, putting it back together again."
No. - It felt like you were, like, in a hurry to get to the bus.
I was so damn pleased that I got it done, quick and dramatic.
Okay. We've just Anis left to see, then.
We do. And this, well, it's not his first rodeo, I can tell you that.
I don't think the goal is just to break this.
It can't be that simple.
There's something I'm not seeing.
There's a letter in the vase.
Can I take it out and read it? - Yeah.
No!
"Best fixed vase wins. You have 10 minutes. Your time starts now."
I'm going to be dramatic, now. Okay.
My beloved vase!
It broke. There's a crack there. - There, yeah. Yeah.
So it's not, like, whole.
You've got 10 minutes to fix the vase, starting from now.
There. - No!
Yes, Anis has been on Bäst i Test before, in the most literal sense.
You smelled the rat buried here, and investigated thoroughly.
I felt like I'd seen this movie before.
In a room with David Sundin where he says, "break a vase".
I smell bullcrap.
The other four were just like: "Mmm... yum, yum, yum!"
"We're familiar with this."
May I ask you for some points, Babben?
I'll state that Anis is a definite 5 here. No problems.
I'll give Sofia 4 points. - Yes!
Fredde gets the 3. - Yes! In the middle!
Then I think I have to say that Sussie and Marcus get 1 point each.
There's no reasonable way to call those vases.
So narrow-minded, Babben!
So narrow-minded.
Which means we can actually note something neat, here.
Which is that Sofia's entered the lead with 9 points, which is slightly fun to see.
Good! And while you're just sitting around, can't you introduce the next task?
I certainly can, and I'd be honoured. Listen up:
It's time for magic, wizardry, illusions, and... magic.
Hocus pocus! - ...Alakazam.
Boo! Wanted to see if you were paying attention.
...I am.
A hat, a stick and a letter.
El Trixo is back!
No, looks like I'll have to open it the usual way.
"Make this letter disappear using magic."
"You have 10 minutes."
"The one who makes the letter disappear in the most magical way wins."
"Your time starts now."
Are you leaving, then?
Either you leave, or I leave. Up to you.
So, the goal was to make the actual task brief disappear,
in as magical a way as possible.
Which shouldn't be a substantial problem with this incredibly creative gang.
Who are we watching first?
The enchanting Sussie Eriksson... and Anis!
Hi, David! - Is this the little... Blondino?
Yup, it is!
Do you want to put my hat on?
With a bit of hocus pocus.
This isn't your day job, is it? - No.
This is what we'll do, then. David, you can have this letter.
Then I want you to fold it, maybe four times, or...
One, two, three times is enough. Three will do just fine.
Is this the letter that I read?
"Make the letter disappear... your time starts now."
And now, you're going to put the letter in this box.
Go ahead. That's where we're putting the letter, yes.
♫ You're a story too good to be true ♫ ["Vem Vet" by Lisa Ekdahl]
♫ I might as well have... ♫
Now the letter's under the bag. Are we agreed on that?
That... seems to be the case, yes.
♫ Who knows, not you... ♫ Whoops!
And now, you're thinking:
"What's this letter? The note was supposed to vanish."
You've just folded it up.
That's what I did, right? You could hear that.
Like, wow... - ...Okay.
The letter disappeared... didn't it?
It disappeared.
And you're going to speak the famous spe...
Spear? - No, I mean...
The famous...?
The famous spell. - Here it comes.
Wait! ...Now, you can speak the famous spell.
Hocus, pocus, alakazam!
Go ahead and open the lid. Do you see any letter?
No, I actually can't.
I just saw a bit of it. - No. You didn't.
No. - No. The letter's gone!
That was strange.
Good work. And I can examine the bag?
...You're taking that with you.
Magic! - Incredible. Totally incredible.
But I thought the magic was slightly janky.
I wonder, didn't you see some of the letter?
Unfortunately, a tiny glimpse. Like, it wasn't the whole...
You did?
I loved this: "Wait!"
And which magician is making an appearance this time?
It's time for black magic, with Fredde Granberg.
Hi. - Hello.
There's magic in the air. - Yeah.
I will now make this paper disappear...
through the medium of the umbrella.
You with me? - I'm with you.
Can I look in the umbr...?
Thanks! ...Good.
Magic! - Damn, you've gone to Hogwarts, huh?
Things did get slightly more magical here.
Have you worked with magic before?
Yeah, but they're always mute tricks.
I can't talk after I've performed the trick.
So as not to reveal the secret, in other words.
Yeah, how I did it.
Who's waving their wand next?
The master of magic, Marcus.
Hello, David! And welcome to El Trixo's magic show!
We are now going to make this letter disappear.
Are you ready? Are you ready?
As you can see, nothing here, nothing there...
The letter, as usual. The good old letter.
I'll put that down there, and bring out my magical cloth...
And then I place it on top, like so.
Could you hold this wand for a bit?
What the hell? Is there something over there?
Just going to feel a bit...
Feel for yourself, the letter's here. - The letter's here.
Good. Then I'll make a magical gesture.
Hocala, pocala, pocala...
Could you help out a bit?
David, take over here. - Hombala-bombala...
Now, the letter is transforming through a simple...
Oh, you see the magical smoke emerging.
Now we've actually just got to wait for a moment,
I think, so we can see if the letter...
What the hell! No, the letter's still here, the letter's still here.
I call on you, magical spirits!
God damn! Hocus pocus! Hocus pocus!
It's catching on real damn well, now. There.
There! Now, the letter's in hell, one might say.
Yeah, you get it yourself.
There's no letter left. Barely.
Can see a little.
Nah. I think when you pull this off, there won't be anything.
Hocus pocus!
Good work. - Thanks.
I do kids' parties, if you've got kids...
Yes, lovely effects, there.
Things going up in smoke and so on... classic magic.
But is El Trixo used to working with pyrotechnics?
The crazy thing is, I have worked as a magician.
"Worked."
Did... maybe three-four kids' parties before they put their feet down.
So it was fun, getting to do a comeback on your...
Yeah, I understand.
Just one left, then. Sofia.
That's right. Correctamundo. Here she comes.
Everyone: This has to be played back in reverse.
...What?
Everyone's agreed on that.
Just play this back in reverse.
Be a dear and do as I say. - ...It'll be in reverse.
["Piga & Dräng" by Drängarna]
Nice!
This raises questions. My first question is:
Why do you know a song by Drängarna backwards?
I was never a sporty girl, so I learned some other things, one might say.
["Piga & Dräng" by Drängarna in reverse]
Weird party trick. You have to explain it.
The funny thing is that you've learned "If you want to be my wife" backwards
but you couldn't learn "Hocus pocus" backwards, so it was "soku, soku"...
There was a tiny gap there, yes. - A tiny gap, yes.
Right. Magic isn't quite my territory, I have to say,
so I've actually invited an expert judge in, and here he is:
Tobbe Trollkarl! [Tobbe the Wizard, magician/kids' TV host]
Legend! - Hi!
Welcome! Very nice.
Without exposing your colleagues here,
could you figure out how they performed their tricks?
None of it. No, it's the craziest things I've ever seen.
Craziest things I've ever seen.
And it was good, too.
So what do you want to give to these as-of-yet amateurs in terms of points?
Yeah, but like... I don't know.
Marcus, I think magic with a Gothenburg accent, it's cute, but worse.
Sussie, fun with the box.
Would've been even more fun if you'd scared him,
pushed your hand up, or something.
Fredde, orifices are good. That's encouraged in magic.
I won, right?
Anis, I don't know... black garbage bags
don't give off a premium feel, but still... A for effort.
Yeah, but it's magic on a budget.
Accessible for everyone.
Magic should be accessible for everyone!
And Sofia, still fun.
Like, magic isn't just about cheating,
but you still do it very well, with the technique.
So still, very, very good.
Do you want the points?
Right, then, let's make it 5 points for Marcus.
What?! Thanks a lot! - Very fun.
4 points: Sofia. Very good.
Fredde: 3 points. Very good. - 3 again!
Mediocre!
The fight for the bottom was tough here,
but I'm sorry... Sussie 2, Anis 1.
I couldn't have judged them better myself.
A big round of applause for Tobbe Trollkarl!
Sorry, hang on...
How would you have done it, if you would've done this task?
Do you have an envelope? - You can have a letter.
Like, there's just as many different... - ...orifices.
There's a bunch of different ways to magic it away.
I usually just put it down, and do that.
No! - Tobbe Trollkarl!
That's what I said, fire! Great minds think alike.
I would've done that, too.
Run the totals, now, before I make you disappear.
We certainly shall.
With the points from this great magic show, we can see that
Sofia advances to 13 points, and retains the lead.
And then there's a tiny gap, actually,
to Marcus with 9, Anis, 8, Sussie, 7, Fredde 6.
Exciting! - That's right.
Yes, it is exciting.
Which brings us to the middle of the show.
Which means that David Sundin is going to get to practice
his interviewing technique before an audience of millions.
As usual, the subject of interview is tonight's guest,
so don't screw this up.
Hey, no problem for someone like me, MC Babben.
No cause for concern.
Sometimes I feel that you're sort of, like, over... yeah, well, anyway.
Fredrik Granberg.
Wazzup! - Wazzup!
So, you're... we were getting into this before,
you've done a bunch of different-
Wazzup!
But, as mentioned, you've tried...
You've dressed up as different stuff.
And tried to... get popular like that.
So it's different. People do things differently, and such.
I've tried to succeed.
You know what, I'll just write "terrific".
"He did terrific", I'll write. There.
But when you dress up and such, it's possible that you've
got something under... that isn't visible, you know?
Such as different layers. Right, Babben?
Definitely. - Yeah. Things like different layers...
Where are you going with this?
Well, I've lost the plot a bit myself, here, actually
But how funny, Fredde Granberg, for you to come here,
to us, to my cool interview,
saying this particular thing about it being possible to wear something under,
because it's time to play 'Under Wraps'! Huh?!
Yes, and this is actually a task which began 100 days ago.
Just take a look at this.
Hello, David! Good to see you, man.
Big mail. - Wow, wow, wow...
How's this going to turn out?
You've never seen the likes of such a big letter, right?
Big letter. - Thank you, thank you.
It's big, yeah. This is big.
Do I open it? - Of course.
Ow... I got one of those paper cuts.
"Wear the most unexpected disguise under your regular outfit"
"during the studio recording of episode 5."
"Most unexpected disguise wins."
"Your unexpected disguise must be completely"
"hidden under your regular studio outfit."
"You have 100 days to plan, create, and wear your unexpected disguise."
"Your time starts now."
Shit. See ya.
Do I have to wear this?
No, because she'll see this. - Yeah.
See you in 100 days.
Good luck. - Thank you very much!
Right. So, the contestants here have received the task
to wear something unexpected under their
regular outfit during this recording in particular.
And now we're going to get to find out what they've
been wearing this entire evening. Huh? Exciting.
We're going to start with Anis.
Go ahead and start your presentation.
I was thinking, this is an incredible man,
and I'm honoured to breathe the same air as he.
But we don't really have the same...
We don't really have the same size, unfortunately.
I'm getting Hulk vibes.
Turn around, turn around! - No, I'm not done. Ladies and gentlemen...
I am - thank you, thank you - David Sundin.
So, you've had to cut it up a bit.
No, we weren't quite the same size.
And what's funny is also that I recognise,
and see that it IS my suit.
It WAS my suit. - No, you'll get it back afterwards.
I'll get it back? Thanks. - Yeah, of course.
You can wear it for the next show, maybe.
Wow! We'll move on, and ask Sussie to present
what you might conceivably be wearing underneath.
Yeah... - It'd be fun if you were Babben, now.
Yeah, maybe that could've been...
I'm not quite sure how to, like...
Oh my... - Wait! Wait!
Wait, what the hell? Where'd I put everything?
What's going on...?
Now, soon... soon...
There!
Oh, there!
I'll be honest: I didn't think...
I didn't think that Sussie was wearing this underneath, today,
when she entered the studio. I didn't. - But I was!
Thank you greatly, Sussie.
We'll move on to Marcus Berggren.
Yeah, well, I'd really like to pay tribute to the real star of this show,
to show how much I love you.
How lovely. - Yeah, exactly.
Let's see. Just gotta take this bastard off, and...
Wow! - Yeah, here you are.
Ah, wow! - Wow, wow, wow!
Hang on, what? Are you naked? - He's naked.
So, it's not a T-shirt? - No, no, it's a tattoo.
No, I'm kidding.
I was thinking, I can't just have Babben on her own.
Gotta have David, too, but that was over budget,
so I had to do it myself, on my back.
David, there. So that's Babben, David.
Fantastic! Kept under wraps!
Thank you greatly, Marcus.
Then it's time to check how Sofia Dalén's done,
keeping something underneath.
I understand that all of you were just, like,
"Ooh, she can't be wearing anything under this, right?"
I was afraid that this was going to happen during the course of the show.
God damn! You're from Jönköping, huh!
Something's unfolding, now. Oh!
Is she... David's moustache?
Yes!
David Sundin's moustache.
Great resemblance, Sofia.
Wow. So, we've got one David Sundin,
one flamingo rider, one Babben face painting, and my moustache.
Just Fredde Granberg to go with his presentation. How nice.
Like, it... The thing is, I forgot.
Well, it was 100 days ago.
Yeah, it was a really long time ago.
Just get naked.
Haven't you got Lill-Snorre underneath?
You'll have to compete with what you've got.
You'll have to step up and compete with what you've got.
He's doing it! He's doing it!
Can't believe it always turns out like this...
Just go for it, now!
Ah, god!
Clean! Clean guy!
Yeah, it is what it is. At least it's something.
Yeah, I mean... I would've worn something clean if I knew about this.
Then it's time to assign some points.
And I've consulted with David, and we've reached the conclusion that
Marcus, you get 5 points.
I got 5 points!
Brown-nosing! That's brown-nosing!
Sofia, you get: 5 points! - Oh!
You've worked hard.
Sussie, the flamingo there: 5 points!
No!
Anis, very clever. 5 points!
And now we've reached Fredde... - No. No...
5 points!
So one might say that we kind of did this in vain, if everyone got 5 points.
I don't think so. I think this was very valuable.
But I also think that another task sounds nice right about now.
You shall have it. And Babben, do you know what tough guys like me like?
You know, rough-hewn, unwashed,
almost verging on dangerous, guys like me.
What are you jabbering about?
What we like is really hard-boiled action with showstopper stunts.
Which is exactly what we're going to get to see now.
Hullo. - Howdy, David! Howdy, howdy.
Moving?
And I'm the one who's helping, I presume.
What have you come up with now?
"Breach the wall of cardboard boxes in an action-packed way."
"Most action-packed way wins." - "You have 30 minutes."
"Your time starts now."
I'm going to breach it.
Okay, I just have to perform an inspection.
Ah, they're... are they empty?
They're empty, so it's all about breaching.
Right, this task revolved around breaching this wall of cardboard boxes
in as action-packed a way as possible.
And "breach" means break through, or ram, in a forceful way.
This, I'd like to see. Which daredevil are we starting with?
We can go for the completely unlicensed stuntman, Marcus Berggren.
Hello, hello, hello. Let's see, here.
I'm going to make, like, a marked track...
Ah, it's too long to explain. You'll get it.
It's gonna be spectacular, David! - And you're going to slide the whole way?
Yeah, the whole way. - Or will you start sliding over here?
Nah, I'll slide the whole way.
I'll go with enough speed that you probably can't even measure it.
Like, past the speed of li... it's, like... Yeah, you'll just have to see.
Does that count as a- Because I didn't get there.
No, no. The actual breaching attempt...
I haven't tried yet.
That doesn't count. I'll try again.
Ah, what the hell?! That was just the middle?
Is this my attempt, then? - That was your attempt, yes.
Can I knock them over now? Does that count?
That's fine.
Ow!
Yes. - Thanks, David. Thanks.
Could you help me up, David?
Yes, Marcus... it seems like you slightly
overestimated your slidability, here.
Yeah, I still think I...
poured nine litres of rapeseed oil all over my body. Should be enough.
My shoes still smell like rapeseed oil,
but they've been very well waterproofed this winter, I've noticed.
But it was still action-filled, even if the actual finale sucked.
I think we should unleash our next crackpot, here.
And now, it's time for high-octane action with Sussie Eriksson!
Nice, David! We did a good job, there. - Good... good work.
What a... - What a bang, right?
What an action film!
Were you thinking that we'd make it all the way through?
No. No, no, no. It was exactly here...
I maybe thought this row, too...
But, ah, I'm super, super pleased. - Yeah, as you should be.
Thanks. Thanks for the help. - Ah, least I could do.
Action party hero.
Yes, Sussie...
I presume this looked cooler in your head, before you did it.
Absolutely.
What was the purpose of the lawnmower?
It was supposed to, like, symbolise a huge bulldozer.
Like, that -shbroom! You know?
There was actually supposed to be some smoke and some explosions, but...
...they were in my head. - They often are.
Hard to assign points to. We'll go for the next rammer.
Right. The time has come to meet Sofia Dalén.
No, edit out! Edit it out!
Nothing's edited out, here. Everything's in.
What was your vision with this boss fight?
It was a fight with clubs, and a slightly karate-themed with these headbands.
No, I'm super pleased! Like, I'm so pleased.
Yeah, I absolutely think you should be.
But especially this, David, when we ran like this towards each other.
That was awesome. Like, hitting this side, like that.
Yeah, that was awesome. - Cool as hell.
I think we should move on.
Who's demolishing these poor cardboard boxes next?
The Hell's Angel himself, Anis Don Demina!
Oh... okay.
Are you ready? - Am I ready?
Could you just set fire to me? I'll ride around, like that.
Should I set fire to your back? - Yeah, in the back.
Action-filled. - To say the least.
Good wor- Oh, good...
Good work. - Thanks.
Good, that. Some sort of action hero.
Does your hero have a name?
It was slightly Evel Knievel-inspired, but Crazy Gunnar.
Direct translation.
Direct translation. Doesn't get more action-filled than this.
Doubtless. But we do have Fredde left.
Yes, here he is: The last action hero, Fredde Granberg!
Shoot, David! Shoot!
Brake, brake, brake, brake, brake!
Take that, boxes!
Good, that. - Good work.
Same to you. - You... you'll clean up a bit, here.
"Clean up"...
Yes, Fredde... there's something about you and cars.
Yeah, there is.
Really cranked it up, there.
Got almost the most boxes of everyone, right?
Yeah, a lot of stuff got knocked over.
And we almost got poisoned by the smoke in there, too.
Yeah, so not too thought-through.
And a fairly short distance to brake. You can hear me yelling "brake, brake!"
My voice cracked a bit, there.
Then it's time for us to try to sum this up, and...
I'm sorry, Marcus, but you didn't slide very far
or knock over much, so 1 point for you this time.
2 points for Sussie.
A good effort but, I'm sorry, 2 points here.
Anis, 3 points. 4 here for Sofia. And Fredde nabs the 5!
As he should! - Well-deserved!
But I can tell you this: Anything can happen and
everything can change, because it's time for the finale.
Right. The time has come for the finale of tonight's show.
Anis, go ahead and read.
Thank you, thank you. ...We're the same.
"Survive julmust-roulette."
"Babben will recklessly shake one of the two julmust-bottles." [a type of soda]
"You must then open one of the bottles within 5 seconds."
"If you open the shakin- shaken bottle, you're disqualified."
"You may ask Babben one question before each reckless shaking."
"You get one point for every bottle you survive."
"Anis is handsome as hell."
Nice of you to include that. Thanks.
Okay. We'll start with Anis Don Demina.
Welcome up and ask your question.
Which bottle should I open?
I think you should pick the colour you prefer.
God dammit, what a vague public-service answer.
Okay. You don't have to look at my butt, now.
Anis, go ahead. Straight away...
This was wrong.
No, it was correct. Yes!
Anis survives, and rejoins the others.
Got kind of nervous, there!
Hi, Babben.
Who's your favourite Disney character?
That has to be Frozen.
The character, Frozen?
Go ahead. - Thanks.
Ah, that's a shame.
Sussie's out. Marcus, welcome up.
Babben, is it true that David's so damn short that
his raisable, lowerable desk is only lowerable?
It doesn't move.
Okay, I'm turning around now...
Go ahead. - Thanks.
So you're still in the game, Marcus. Go ahead. - Thanks.
Sofia, welcome up.
With Björn and Benny, who is who?
That's undecided. [Björn and Benny - the two B's in ABBA]
Go ahead.
Three, two, one, zero!
You're disqualified. - What?
You had five seconds.
You also made the wrong choice. - Yeah.
So, in the end...
Sofia didn't have the time to open the bottle
within the set time, so we'll move on.
Thanks!
Which are your 20 favourite pizzas?
I don't eat gluten.
Fredde, go ahead.
Unfortunate, of course.
Just Anis and Marcus left, then.
Anis, welcome up.
Who do you think will win this, me or Marcus?
I'll win.
The house always wins. - Babben?
Anis.
It turned around on you, there.
The winner, still standing, Marcus Berggren! - It's me?
Right, then. With that done, let's go sit down and assign some points.
David, I wonder: Did this change the standings any?
How does it look, how did it go, and, well...
Well, it did get a bit exciting after all, I have to say. So, it's like this:
Sussie, Fredde and Sofia participated in one round, and get 1 point each.
Anis participated in two rounds, anf gets 2 points.
Marcus participated in three whole rounds,
hung in there until the last moment, and gets 3 points.
Which gives us the cool result, you understand,
of a shared third place: Marcus, Sussie, and Anis
all end up with 18 points.
Not too shabby!
In second place, with 21 points, we find...
...tonight's guest, Fredde Granberg.
The winner, with a whopping 28 points: Sofia Dalén!
Two! I'm number two!
She receives a doughnut party! Come on up, come on up
Careful getting down and everyone, come on up...
So, what have we learned in today's show?
Well, don't use rapeseed oil if you want good lubrication.
Be gentle on the doughnut hole.
And you never know what Sussie Eriksson's got on under her clothes.
See you on Friday, 20:00. Good evening.
Original Swedish subtitles: Linda Eriksson (Iyuno-SDI Group för SVT)
English translation: u/DangBream
This version edited by: u/taskmastermaster