Hello and welcome to Bäst i Test,
the show for those of you who enjoy watching
normal people read a letter, before absolutely losing it.
The people we need for this are a set of test pilots
with a slightly flexible attitude to the whole "dignity" thing
And the ones who are playing in our house band this season are:
The finicky foot-in-mouther, Marcus Berggren!
The adamant accordionist, Sussie Eriksson!
The shuffling saxophonist, Anis Don Demina!
The virtual violinist, Sofia Dalén!
And the guest soloist tonight is the riveting revue queen, Vanna Rosenberg!
Tonight you will, among other things, get to see this:
So that's out. - Ah, shut up!
Ow! Ow, ow...
I picked one damn powerful animal.
Last letter! Here it comes!
What are you, stupid?!
Lovely, lovely, lovely.
Lovely to have you here,
and a warm welcome to you, Vanna, tonight's guest.
I'm happy to be here. It's an honour.
Ah, how nice.
How do you feel now, after having done these tasks?
How do you feel about tonight?
Well, the sense I have is that it's possible
to fail in many different ways.
Marcus, how pleased are you with your performance thus far?
Like... when we were out doing them,
everyone said "this'll be great", so I'm hoping for a lot of points.
As I remember it, when I did the tasks, no one told me they went well.
No, David told me "You're gonna win the whole shebang, no problem".
So anything else is trickery and tomfoolery!
For inexplicable reasons, I'm still being flanked by
the nation's least competent co-worker:
Here he is, despite the odds,
the eternal intern, David Sundin!
Thank you, thank you.
Thank you, thank you, Babben. How nice.
And you know what, Babben?
I've actually prepared something slightly special today, I'll have you know.
It just so happens to be the case that, as a tribute to you,
I'd like to perform a little song I've written.
David, no one can be bothered with this.
Let's get the first task going instead.
Right, then. Then we'll get going with the first task,
which is a very heavy task.
Hi.
I usually say that I'm as smooth...
as a freezer.
Ow!
Reading.
"Hide a heavy object on your person."
On my person?
On my body? Ah.
"Heaviest successfully hidden object wins."
"You may only add one object onto your person in its current state."
"If David can guess where you've hidden your heavy object,"
"you're disqualified. You have 10 minutes."
"Your time starts now."
I can't, like, put my shirt on? - Nope.
Can I move outside this room, or should I stay in here?
That'd be great.
It'd be silly to stay in this room, since I'm in here, so I'd see...
I understand what this is about, then. I'll head off.
To the shed!
Right. So, this revolved around hiding as heavy an object as possible on yourself
but if I could guess where on your body you'd hidden
this heavy object, well, you were disqualified.
So it was important to hide carefully,
and not bite off too much, because that could be, Sofia...
...more than you can chew.
More than you can chew, yeah. Exactly.
And who's hiding first?
Ah, that'll be Sussie. Who else, huh?
Now, this is easy to hide, but it's not too dang heavy.
I'd like something heavier.
That one.
Sometimes it's good, being slightly well-endowed, here and there.
You're bouncing in.
Okay. You've hidden something heavy on your body.
Mhmm. As you can see, I'm all...
Which gives me the legal right to do one lap around for inspection.
Go on, then.
And it's heavy?
Yeah, it's- oh, it's really, really, really heavy.
Have you...? Is it...?
What?
I think...
I think you've hidden something right around this level.
Which level?
Right here.
The rib cage is... hidden by...
So you mean...
Like here?
Yeah, there exactly, and maybe slightly upwards.
And slightly upwards?
There- yeah, there, I'd say. That's my guess.
Yes, David, you're right.
Should I get it out, too?
That'd be good. - Alright. I'll turn around, then.
There!
Very heavy.
Still slightly warm.
And kind of cozy, too.
Well, Sussie, your poker face wasn't quite equipped here.
No, I'm terrible at that.
So does this mean she's disqualified, now, since you...
That's correct. That's correct.
Okay.
In that case, who are we watching next?
That would be the heavy troika of Anis, Sofia, and Vanna.
Howdy, David.
You're walking like that?
That's how I walk.
Hi.
Hello.
That's how you're standing?
Yeah, if that's alright.
You're standing oddly, which might be more because...
I'm not standing oddly at all.
I'm just relaxed. Kind of cool.
Do you want me to stand in a different way?
Maybe just having you stand... regularly.
It could be the case, Anis Don Demina...
...that you've got something...
...here.
There?
That's just my sock. I usually put it there.
I think...
that you've hidden something...
...in your left shoe.
You think so, huh?
Then I can inform you...
...that you're wrong.
You've hidden something...
...there.
That was your...
That was your guess? - Mhmm.
No, you're wrong.
That's just how I look.
Then you're in the running with your heavy object, which is...
There it is.
Pretty heavy, too.
♫ La-da-di, Da-da-di... ♫
See?
There it is.
And you know what?
That's pretty heavy.
Here.
And it's a...
One second...
Here.
Got the strength to carry it?
Congratulations. Good work. You're in the running with this.
♫ Du-di-di-di, Du-di-daj. ♫
Good work. - Thanks.
Right, Sofia.
You were working with something of a deceitful posture, one might say.
Sometimes, you've got to think outside the box.
I'm not great at that.
But I thought, "If I do something like this"...
he's gonna get really confused.
Yeah, I was. I was.
But what'd they wind up weighing, their objects?
Well, Anis hid 0.7 kilos in his other sock.
Sofia kept 0.85 kilos close to her chest.
But Vanna's waist-chain actually weighed twice as much: 1.6 kilos!
So, Marcus is supposed to beat Vanna's 1.6 kilos to get 5 points, here?
Yes, that's correct. And he- well, here he is.
Hullo, David! Howdy.
Nice, good to see you.
Right, here I am, in all my glory.
I'm going to do a lap, then.
I think you should.
I note...
that you're only wearing one shoe...
...and that there's something...
you know what?
I think you've hidden something... here.
No...
I hadn't.
You hadn't.
You'd hidden something in the shoe? - Look.
Think you can see something now?
A boulder.
May I see the boulder?
I thought you'd never ask.
Oh, oh...
So that's out.
Here she is.
My god!
Here.
Wow...
You know what, kid?
You got me.
Good work.
Thank you very much.
What a genius!
Another rock around the crotch.
Not a bad rock, either.
Like, it was a big rock. My god.
It was. How much did it weigh?
It weighed as much as... 7 kilos!
7 kilos! Do you get it?
7 kilos inside the undies!
You haven't gotten any lasting injuries after that?
No, but my undies are huge now.
And what happened was, when he released his trousers,
the rock pulled the underpants down, like a wedgie in reverse,
meaning the entire package flew out
where I was standing, so it was very...
I don't actually understand why that was pixellated, but it is what it is.
And while you're talking, could you assign some points?
I shall. Sussie, unfortunately, was disqualified.
Anis, 2 points. Sofia, 3. Vanna starts strong with 4.
But Marcus' 7-kilo trouser-concealed rock nets him 5 heavy points!
Golly. How do we move on from this?
Using a task involving throwing some fish, of course.
But, where the hell...?
Hi!
Finally.
Oh, how nice.
I'd like to make it clear that I hate liquorice.
It's called 'liquorice'.
"Throw a liquorice fish into the fishbowl."
"You must say a new animal for every throw you make."
"Your first successful throw will become your animal."
"Most powerful animal wins."
Does it have to be a real animal?
That's up to you, I suppose.
Right. The goal was to throw a liquorice fish
in a fish bowl, and, before you threw it,
you were supposed to say an animal.
If the contestants managed to hit the fishbowl,
that became their animal,
which they're competing with,
Which one's the most powerful animal, quite simply.
And which liquorice hurlers are up first?
I can offer you Anis and Sussie.
Bon appetit!
Much obliged.
We'll start with elephant, then.
Here it comes. Elephant.
Rhino.
Lion.
Bear.
Hippo.
Giraffe.
That's pretty powerful, right?
Like, they're harmless, but they're mighty and gigantic.
Tiger.
Leopard.
There we have it.
A whale.
I picked one damn powerful animal.
Good work.
Leopard. - I'm a leopard.
Great. Thanks.
Anis, a whale. You've got to be pleased with that.
Yeah, I feel like I did very 'whale'.
Blue whale, that's very powerful.
And Sussie, the leopard. What do you think is the most powerful trait of theirs?
Well, probably the speed and the attacking ability.
Absolutely.
It'll be exciting to see, now, which animals the mighty whale and leopard
will encounter in the finale.
David?
Then it's time for Vanna and Marcus to set sail.
Ah, I get it.
Lion!
Bear!
Lion.
Leopard.
Are prehistoric animals allowed, like mammoth?
Mammoth.
Saber-toothed tiger.
Shark.
Whale.
Rhino.
The world's most dangerous animal: Hippo.
Unexpected.
Nobody expects the...
Rhino.
Wild boar.
They're powerful.
They are. They're terribly dangerous.
Alligator.
Crocodile.
Polar bear.
Running into one of those...
...in a dark alley.
Now we're entering the more...
Cobra.
Ooh!
We're talking...
I almost said "snail", but I shouldn't say that.
We're talking go...
Tiger!
Tigress!
Dolphin.
Eagle.
Mule.
Stork.
Kangaroo.
A rat's dangerous, though. A rat's dangerous.
Piranhas.
Leopard.
Panther.
Man, the world's most dangerous animal!
The bite of a human... Dangerous as hell.
You mentioned hippos, earlier, as the world's most dangerous animal.
Yeah, the world's most dangerous animal that isn't a hippo: man.
We weren't dangerous enough to throw candy into a bowl.
Zebras feel kind of cranky.
Jellyfish.
Goat! - Angry or normal?
Pissed off. - Pissed off.
Sting ray.
Elephant.
But...!
Giant...
Giant mammoth!
Ay-ay-ay!
Then that's a hit on the...
...giant mammoth.
Which is, when I ask... Is there anything called a giant mammoth...?
Or is it...? - It's a mammoth.
Kent. The band- The entire band Kent.
Not an animal.
Okay, a dangerous animal, a dangerous animal, a dangerous animal...
Giraffe.
Anaconda.
Yeah! Anaconda.
Got it on anaconda.
Good work.
...In the end, seems acceptable to say.
Happy or angry anaconda?
Very angry.
Why's he so angry?
Things are rough at home.
Right,Marcus. Lot of focus there on dangerous animals above all.
Yeah, I started low, then past the band Kent,
to a cranky anaconda with a rough childhood.
You know, on a bad day, if you wake it up,
and it hasn't gotten its coffee, all hell breaks loose.
You said "mammoth" with a lot of warmth.
Do you have any particular relationship to mammoths?
It's so grandiose and beautiful, but it also looks cuddly.
But, hey, we've saved Sofia for last.
We certainly have, and there's a lot of powerful animals left.
So, really, Sofia can take her pick here.
Thanks, David.
Should start with a bad one, maybe?
Earthworm.
Tyrannosaurus Rex.
Bracchiosaurus. - Powerful.
Giant sloth from days of yore.
That one was close.
Sabre-toothed tiger from days of yore.
It's cute that you're saying "from days of yore", too...
Blue whale.
That one would've been good.
Giant octopus.
Cod.
No, did I get that one?
No!
Cod will be your animal that you use to compete
in the competition "Most powerful animal".
I didn't think I'd get that one.
Then we'll see each other in the studio
to determine whose animal is the most powerful.
Bye.
Sofia, I'm sorry... cod?
Yeah, but cod... imagine how powerful it gets in your mouth, at school.
A frozen cod, to hit someone in the head with.
Thanks! Thanks, Marcus.
The liquorice fish did get very messy here,
alternating between eating them and throwing them.
Did you switch fishes between each contestant?
No, they were the same ones each time.
Right, then.
Then it's time to see how these animals hold up side by side,
at which point we can rapidly conclude
that I think the blue whale is slightly unmatched at the top,
while the cod might end up...
What?
Cod fillets?
So 1 point for Sofia and the cod, and 2 for the anaconda, Marcus.
And 3 for the leopard, Sussie.
4 for the mammoth, but I still don't think
it would've held a candle to the blue whale, which gets 5 points.
Congrats, Anis.
Right, then. Let's move on.
Right. If I say that this task involves a tuba, what would you say?
I'd say that I agree to that, if it also involves grapes.
Mhmm. Fair and square.
Oh, I've always wanted to play one of these.
Trombone, is that what it's called?
No. tuba.
That's one big honker, Sussie.
Can I read?
There we have it.
Can you read it, Sussie?
"Place one grape in the tuba..."
Yes!
Like- "yes, it was a tuba". I was right.
"...from the furthest distance possible."
"You may not throw grapes."
"You may not affect a grape..."
Well, okay...
"...after its journey towards the tuba has started."
"The tuba must be sounding during the entire time a grape is travelling towards it."
"You have 10 minutes. Your time starts now."
We'll double-check - so she doesn't have to blow now?
No, no, just while the grape is in the air.
Not for the entire 10 minutes.
That would've been unreasonable to request.
Right, the goal was to, from the furthest distance possible,
send - but not throw -
one grape into the tuba. And the tuba, of course, has to be sounding
for the entire time the grape is travelling towards the tuba.
And this is a team task where you, Vanna,
didn't participate, but can still earn 3 points
by guessing which of these two
teams handled this mission the best.
So in that case, tell me if you think it's
Marcus and Sussie, or if it's Anis and Sofia.
Who are you betting your money on?
It's 50-50.
You can tell by looking at us we can't play tuba.
But we also love grapes, in this team.
This is how it feels, now.
Those gigglers,
they might be unexpectedly skilled at this.
And I apologise now, but I'm going to choose this team.
That's what I would've done, too.
Me too. - But you were there!
Point of no return.
Wow. Let's start, then!
Let's blow this joint with Marcus and Sussie.
This is what I was thinking of.
That's right. Attach the grape with tape, which we have somewhere...
This, lacrosse...
That's good.
Alright. Let's try it out, then.
Yeah, we've got some bits and bobs now.
You've got 6 minutes left!
Take it away, Sussie!
No.
Did you get one in?
No. - Not yet?
Go, Sussie!
Play that honker like it's the last honker you'll play!
Right, good. Now we have one,
let's try one out from slightly further, then.
Tell me when you're ready. - I'm ready.
Sorry. Sorry...
Let's try this out again.
No, I'm too bad. - Ah, okay.
Did you get one in? - No.
Wait. Keep going...
Four minutes left!
I'll try this, then.
Start backing up. Go back to the tree, Sussie.
You with me, Sussie? Go!
Why am I just throwing more and more to the left?
45 seconds.
This is the one, Sussie!
Play! - Five, four, three...
No!
...one, zero. - That was so close!
Ah, that was really close.
Very close, that was. Good work.
It was still pretty far, that last one.
Marcus, Sussie, what went wrong here?
Was it the receiver? Was it the transmitter?
You point, you point, mercilessly, to your teammate here.
I actually think so.
Because I delivered, I think.
Vanna, would you like to change your choice?
Too late!
It's too late, unfortunately.
But I feel so-so about it.
How do you think we feel?
Yeah, I understand.
I think we should look at how the other team did.
They could've done worse, after all.
Think we should try it out first, see who can do it the longest.
That's it. That's it.
About four seconds.
Sofia's attempt at the tuba-audition.
One thousand and one, one thousand and two,
one thousand and three, one thousand and four,
one thousand and five.
You lasted longer than me. That's good.
I'm gonna get dizzy.
If you hit it, like, golf,
there's a risk that the grape breaks.
Do you think this'll make it into mincemeat?
What the hell...
You do racket stuff, don't you? - Badminton? Oh, yeah.
You have 3 minutes and 15 seconds left. - What?! Oh, sorry.
Did it break or not?
I can move! - Yeah!
I hit it slightly too hard.
Two minutes left.
Ow!
I can hold a note so damn long!
I'm not even taking breaks anymore, goddamnit!
Back up, Sofia.
Yeah.
Hold it straight.
Like, straight towards me.
You're fighting the good fight.
Hup!
No!
Edge hit. 38 seconds!
Aim, now!
Hup!
Five, four...
Yeah!
Three, two, one, zero.
Good work. What distance do you think you might've gotten?
Six, seven metres?
And the tone was...?
It was solid.
Right. You look happy with what you achieved, Anis, is that right?
Ah, I thought it was so fun.
I do look like I know what I'm doing.
Also that I'm just assuming she's ready the whole time.
I'm just like, "Yeah, here I come! Hup!"
I didn't even get to breathe in-between.
Okay. So the results here, then?
Fairly clear how things went here, but let us,
by all means, go into the details. How nice.
Marcus and Sussie, despite persistent attempts,
accomplished a modest 1.2 metres of distance.
Beaten out by the honker of honkers, Sofia,
and the paddle professional, Anis, who obtained 7.8 metres.
No real discussion about the numbers, really, but that's how it went.
Right. The total standings...?
Right. With 3 points each for you,
and 0 for you on the other couch, there,
it looks as follows, which is that Anis is in the lead with 10 points.
Vanna at his heels with 8 points.
Shared third place, Marcus and Sofia, with 7 points,
and Sussie...
she's also in the game.
Then we've reached the middle of the show,
where it's time for me to pass the baton
to the man that's put a moustachioed face to the
concept of the subpar interview, ladies and gentlemen:
David Sundin.
Thank you, thank you, thank you, thank you.
How nice, how nice.
Thank you for your trust, Babben.
Letting me take care of this -
a show within the show, I usually say
- which is all mine. How nice.
Vanna Rosenberg, welcome to the show.
You're finally here. God, we've nagged you so hard.
Ah, you really haven't.
No, we haven't, actually.
You, Vanna, you work as an actress.
Fascinating.
Which sort of, like, revolves around pretending
to be someone that you're not, as I understand it.
Wow, that's very observant of you.
So there's one thing that's important to know
when you act in movies and stuff. What is it?
Knowing your lines,
but also being on time.
Yeah, but... - But it's not only that.
You also have to be extremely charismatic.
Yeah, but that's not exactly where we were going.
How funny that you mention that acting involves a lot of waiting,
because it's time to play "Wait, wait, wait, wait".
Right. Let's see, then. We've gotten some stuff in here.
Vanna, you have a letter under the cushion where
you're sitting, which you can take out and read
for your co-contestants, for me, for Babben,
and, of course, the viewers at home.
"Put on the medallion that's in the lunchbox."
"The one who starts last wins."
"You must have both hands on your head before you start."
"If you don't have the time to put the medallion on before"
"time is up, you're disqualified. You have 100 seconds."
"Your time starts on David's signal."
So, you have your hands on your respective heads.
As soon as you've lifted them, it means you've started doing this.
Then the goal is to remove the plastic wrap,
open the lunchbox, remove the medallion,
and get it onto you.
And the one who waits the longest
to start, but also has the time to put on the medallion, is the winner.
Three, two...
Anis, get going.
♫ Wait, wait, wait, wait... ♫
And we're off.
Because if you open it now,
if you put it onto yourself, you're guaranteed points, at least.
How many seconds do you think you'll need to...?
Three. Three seconds, I think.
Yeah, I'm gonna headbutt it open.
45 seconds have passed, then.
Vanna's off.
Now you can see approximately how much time you'll need.
Might be longer than 3 seconds, it seems.
It's really tough getting this open, I can tell you that.
70 seconds have passed.
Go, Sofia!
No, you first!
Both of you are going to be late!
80 seconds!
Marcus got started last, but...
Let's see if they have the time to wear...
Dangit, you've wrapped this so hard!
90 seconds have passed, then.
The medallion is supposed to be worn. Sussie's gotten hers on.
Five, four, three, two, one...
My god, what a duel!
I'd like to know how this wound up. Have you kept track of that?
This is how it went:
Everyone got their medals on within the given time.
Nice work, everyone.
Vanna, you started first, and get 1 point.
Then Anis got going, 2 points.
Sussie, 3 points. Sofia, and soon after started Marcus, who gets 5 points.
And that's how we play "Wait, wait, wait, wait".
I'd like to know the total standings right now, then.
Right, well. It's exciting, you understand.
Marcus and Anis are in the lead with 12 points.
Sofia close behind, with 11 points.
Vanna, 9, and Sussie, you have 6 points. And that's...
Yeah, but that's not bad. - No, it isn't! No.
Then I think everyone's ready for a new task.
Mhmm, maybe so. But are you ready for...
...five tasks?!
Hello!
Oh!
Thank you very much.
"Do the five tasks."
"If you touch a letter, you must perform the"
"task in the letter before moving on to the next."
"Fastest to perform all five tasks wins."
"You have 15 minutes, your time starts now."
Then I'll take one, like that.
So, this revolved around doing the five tasks that lay in front of you.
You had to do the tasks in the order you opened them.
And it would turn out that this order was pretty crucial
for how easy or difficult it was to do the five tasks.
And speaking of order, who are we starting with?
Then I think we should start with the serial contestant, Anis Don Demina.
"Assemble the jigsaw."
You start with the corners, right?
Ah, I'm so terrible at jigsaws.
Ah, here's a face. It's Babben.
Do you like jigsaws?
Love puzzles. I'm done here, soon.
"Place 20 things bigger than a tennis ball in the wheelbarrow."
"The things must stay in the wheelbarrow
"for the rest of the duration of all the tasks."
18, 19, 20. Good. Three letters left.
"Place the wheelbarrow in the boathouse."
"The wheelbarrow must stay in the boathouse"
"for the rest of the duration of all the tasks."
"Place one hand on your hip and keep it there"
"for the rest of the duration of all the tasks."
Last letter! Here it comes!
"Hide all the jigsaw pieces around the garden..."
Yeah, the jigsaw was still in the...
and you can't take the stuff out of the wheelbarrow, either.
You can't take your hand off your hip, either.
No, I know.
One there...
Five tasks.
Can I remove... from the hip?
No. Not until tonight. Good work.
Anis, you were undeniably lucky with these tasks.
They arrived in a pretty good order.
What was his final time?
Anis finished in 14 minutes and 43 seconds.
17 healthy seconds to spare.
Let's see how the rest hold up to that time, then.
Who are we watching next?
It's time for happy faces with Vanna and Sussie.
"Hide all the jigsaw pieces around the garden."
"All the jigsaw pieces around the garden". "Hide".
..."around"?
It's timed, Sussie. - Yeah, yeah, yeah
Alrighty!
"Place one of your hands on your hip, and keep it there..."
Hello. - Hi.
Why'd I take the right one? - Yeah, that's dumb.
"Place the wheelbarrow in the boathouse."
♫ The hills are alive... ♫
12 minutes left, Vanna!
"Place 20 things bigger than a tennis ball in the wheelbarrow..."
One, two... twenty!
Just one letter left.
What do you think it says?
Something about getting all the jigsaw pieces together.
That'd be underhanded.
That'd be damned underhanded.
"Assemble the jigsaw." What are you, stupid?!
"Assemble the jigsaw"?!
No, let me just rest in peace.
Oh my god...
Damnit, you're so mean.
It's a good time to have a spare right hand, huh?
How many pieces were there?
Well, like, I can't remember.
No! Why'd I have to spread them around?
This couldn't possibly be all of them.
I can tell you already, Sussie... it isn't.
Ah, shut up!
Here, here, here!
Do you do a lot of jigsaws, other than this? - No!
The problem is that it's not all the pieces, which makes it...
Makes it slightly difficult, yes.
You put some behind a tree, right?
Yeah, I've gotten those ones.
Then there were some in the grass...
Oh, were there?
Help me, someone!
Hand on your hip always, Sussie, don't forget.
♫ Hand on the hip like always, and like always, I want you ♫ [Oh La La, by Ulf Lundell]
♫ Oh-la-la, I want you ♫
It's Babben, it's Babben!
Did you paint this?
Maybe I did.
What an accomplishment.
Oh, this was the most fun task so far!
I'm getting really irritated with-
Yes, there. Yes, gosh dangit.
4.5 minutes left.
But I'm not going to make it!
Is it maybe the case that you need to calm down a bit?
Might very well be the case, but...
You're being kind of pressured by being...
...slightly angry, almost.
Yes!
So if you just...
Calm down, this is going to be fine.
And have fun out there, Sussie.
One minute left. - Hee hee, hah hah!
Just three pieces left, too.
God, there's a piece missing.
There's a piece missing.
Is it the ear? It's the ear, yes.
One piece left!
It is painted like Van Gogh...
Yeah, so it's supposed to be missing an ear.
This is about to cross the finish line!
There!
Good work.
Five, four, three... - "Place 20 things in the wheelbarrow, the things must stay in..."
Sussie? - Yes, David?
Good work.
Sussie, your order wasn't quite optimal.
No, it actually wasn't. Not quite.
But you solved that very gallantly,
the ear being missing, just like Vincent Van Gogh.
Thought that was very fun,
but unfortunately, you couldn't fulfil the last letter, so...
what does that entail, disqualification?
So, Sussie didn't manage everything,
as we could see, but she was a happy camper, either way.
Despite Vanna getting an incredibly disadvantageous order of the tasks,
she was, in fact, 27 seconds faster than Anis
with her 14 minutes and 16 seconds,
which is good work, I have to say that.
But there's two remaining who could beat Vanna's time.
We do, actually, and with Marcus and Sofia on the loose, no one is safe.
"Place the wheelbarrow in the boathouse."
20 things in the wheelbarrow? - Yup.
"Put one hand on your hip..."
"Assemble the jigsaw."
Ugh!
Is it more difficult with that surface?
No, I don't think so.
18...
7 minutes left, then.
Right. It was... kind of tricky, using this surface.
Done!
"Put one hand on your hip."
No problem.
No problem for me. - No problem for Marcus.
"Place the wheelbarrow in the boathouse."
Ah, I'm getting sore muscles.
Sore muscles from a jigsaw?
Do I have to put everything back?
No, that can't...
They were supposed to be there during the course of all the tasks.
Yeah, but they fell out now.
And we have the last piece...
...there, yes.
"Place 20 things bigger than a tennis ball in the wheelbarrow."
Imagine if it was still there.
7, 8...
11, 12...
20.
David?
Just two minutes left, and one letter.
"Hide all the jigsaw pieces around the garden."
Thank god that I didn't get that before I was supposed to assemble the jigsaw.
There, assemble the jigsaw, assemble the jigsaw...
Ah, goddamn,
this is actually the most boring thing I've ever done
in my entire life. And I haven't just had fun,
you should know that. It's been ups and downs.
Ups and downs, but I'd still have to put this in the "down" ledger.
And you're timed. The person who does it fastest...
Yes!
Done!
Good work.
I think so, too.
Howdy!
Are you still at it?
Yup, yup, yup, yup, yup, yup, yup!
It's over now, though.
What, time's up?
They were supposed to be in the wheelbarrow and stuff.
Doesn't feel fun anymore.
Good work.
Thanks a lot, David.
Yes, Marcus, you had a rough time there.
You grabbed some heavy stuff, filling the wheelbarrow.
Don't you get anything for putting up a good fight on this show?
If you put up a good fight you get something,
but not when you cheat repeatedly.
He was doing the jigsaw with two hands!
Yeah, for example.
Marcus didn't get too many results to speak of,
since he was disqualified on multiple points.
We can run through those points, just for fun.
Marcus did not put the wheelbarrow into the boathouse...
...multiple things were not larger than a tennis ball... - It was pretty close to the boathouse.
...nor remained in the wheelbarrow...
...and his hand was on his hip only here and there.
So 0 points for Marcus. Simple as that.
Sofia, on the other hand, you thanked god for getting
the letters in, at least, a decent order, didn't you?
I've thought about this a lot afterwards, like:
"Imagine the order it could've been!"
Then I looked at you poor people,
and I had to thank god yet another time.
Then I wonder what times they got, here.
It should be said that Sofia solved this in
9 minutes and 47 seconds, which is 5 points for Sofia Dalén!
Vanna, she gets 4 lovely points,
Anis gets 3, and Sussie fought hard,
broke no rules, so at least 1 point for attendance,
Sussie, you're entitled to that.
Right, then. Another task, now?
Sure. We could throw a coin in the wishing fountain and cross our fingers.
Howdy, David.
Good day.
"Make a wish and throw a coin in the fountain."
"Best wish which also comes true wins."
"You have 30 minutes."
"Your time starts now."
Okay, so I have to wish for something, and then make sure it comes true.
That's the easiest way, I'd say.
Okay.
What am I wishing now?
Right, so, this revolved around making a wish that also came true.
So it was very important here to have luck on your side.
Then I wish that we get to see Anis' wish first.
Wow, I really think that wish could come true. Look at this.
I have a wish.
I wish that I manage to land an incredible basketball throw...
...from the balcony, down into the basket...
...backwards.
From the balcony,
into the basketball hoop... - Backwards.
So it's from up there, into that hoop.
That's correct.
What?!
You're kidding!
It came true.
Is that for real?!
Look at the replay!
What's going on?
It came true.
Ah, I'm so impressed.
Wow, what a throw. Did you doubt you could make it?
No, I was totally confident,
because I knew that, if you believe in yourself...
"If I believe that I deserve it, the universe will serve it."
Right, okay. Whose wish will we hopefully see come true next?
The bon vivant, Marcus Berggren.
I wish we were sitting in the sauna with a beer each.
It came true!
It came true. Incredible.
So damn great.
Really nice.
It should've been on, right?
Yeah, that would've been nicer.
12 degrees. It's on the lower side.
Yeah, it's kind of low. It's kind of low.
Should we go warm ourselves up a bit? - Yeah, let's.
It's slightly chilly. - Yeah, it was cold.
Yes, Marcus, your wish came true,
and I think this image pops up if you Google "manspread" in the future, actually.
But it felt good? - Felt great, until I got to the sauna.
It was so dang cold.
It wasn't too cozy, but David was there.
It was nice getting some quality time.
Father and son.
Who's who? Ah, I don't think I want to know.
It's time for Sofia, to...
She's putting on a small show, actually. Look.
I wish that David and I swapped clothes,
and did a choreographed dance around the wishing fountain.
Oh, here's hoping!
Right...
Thank you, thank you.
You can go, then.
Sofia, I don't quite know if you've understood the concept of a wish.
You could've wished for any dance partner
- Patrick Swayze, John Travolta -
and you pick David Sundin from Gimo.
But Patrick Swayze was dead, so...
Yeah, but Travolta's alive.
And if you could wish for it, Patrick Swayze could return.
It's important to have someone to outshine.
That's true.
Moving on with the next wisher, then?
We shall. The wisher of wishers, Vanna Rosenberg.
Right.
Now I know what I wish.
Namely...
that a junior disco is inside the shed.
Okay. Well, we...
Yeah, we'll have to see.
It sounds...
I think you can hear...
But...! - Wow!
Let's go to a junior disco, then.
Oh, wow!
Look, look, look!
Wow! Nuts!
So strange!
Should we call it there?
Incredible junior disco. Great.
Yeah...
Yeah, we could... yeah.
Dance, dance, dance.
You looked- you had those
"I get to dance with the most beautiful girl in the PE hall" eyes.
And I had the "hottest guy in the PE hall" eyes.
But can you have a junior disco without juniors?
Yeah, you can. We're not too tall, either of us.
I think we could be called juniors.
Just Sussie to go, then.
That's true, and her wishes leave no holds barred, I'll promise you that.
Yes!
I...
...I have an idol.
Like, a- for real.
A super-duper idol. Foppa.
Hockey-Foppa? [Peter Forsberg, hockey player]
It's not about being, like, in love with him.
I just think he's devilishly cool,
and such an incredible athlete.
Hockey player? - Hockey player, above all.
I wish that I, at some time, get to meet Peter "Foppa" Forsberg.
Thanks, David.
28.5 minutes left, then.
I'm so pleased with my wish.
Terrific.
I'll wait for the time to run out, in any case,
and see what... see what happens.
Wow, wow, wow! Wow, wow, wow!
Foppa, my word!
You wanted to meet- has this wish come true?
Have you gotten to meet Foppa?
Go ahead. - What? No...
Wait.
Maybe he's tying the laces of his ice skates.
Does anyone see Peter out there, or what?
Can someone bring him in, in that case?
I think we have to... move on, Sussie.
You can't live in a dream. It's not possible.
No, but he might be out there...
You might've gone slightly hard on your wish.
But David, we can bring him in if he's standing out there, right?
I don't think he is, actually.
But do you know what, Sussie?
We've actually gotten a hold of Foppa,
and actually,
tonight's winner is going to get a personalised greeting
from Peter "Foppa" Forsberg. Imagine that, huh? But...
I should also mention that, right now,
it doesn't seem like it'll be you, Sussie.
Doesn't look too bright.
But one of the others.
Ow, it hurts! It hurts here!
So, Sussie gets 1 point, quite simply.
1 point for Sussie.
And Marcus gets 2 points.
So it goes, so it goes.
Sofia's dance performance,
I give 3 points. - You do.
So, 4 for Anis.
The throw was amazing.
But I didn't think it beat Vanna's junior disco, which gets 5 points!
A small compilation again, then.
What're the total standings like now?
Things have certainly happened, I can tell you that.
Anis and Sofia are in the lead with 19 points each.
Vanna's sniffing at their heels with 18 points,
then Marcus with 14 points,
and it's pretty obvious that Sussie's not going to take home the win.
She has 8 points.
But Sussie, listen up:
Anything can happen and everything can change,
because it's time for the finale.
Okay, okay.
It's time for the finale.
Sussie, go ahead and read the letter to your co-contestants.
Marcus, could you be a dear and read? I don't have my glasses.
You can borrow my glasses.
...Does that work, do you think?
No, it didn't work.
Marcus reads, then.
"In turn, name a potato dish."
"When David places a potato in the potato track,"
"name a dish made from potatoes."
"You may not say the same potato dish twice"
"or say a potato dish someone else has already said."
"If you fail to say a potato dish before the potato rings the bell"
"you're eliminated."
"Last one standing wins. Your time starts on David's signal."
"Marcus starts with two bonus points."
No, that wasn't included.
I'm going to release a potato here.
The one standing at the front of the line has
the time it takes for the potato to reach all the way down to the bell
to say something you can eat, made from potatoes.
So, it doesn't have to be an entire dish.
A potato product, which is also edible.
Everyone ready? - Yes!
Sussie.
Potato gratin.
Marcus!
Yeah, mashed potatoes, mashed potatoes, mashed potatoes!
Vanna.
Hasselback potatoes.
Anis.
Chips.
Jansson's temptation.
Correct.
French fries.
Pommes duchesse.
Oh, that's good.
Hash browns.
Mmm, so good.
Anis.
Roasted potatoes.
Rösti.
Mmm, rösti's so good.
Taramosalata. - Sorry?
Potatoes, roe, and olive oil. A Greek dish.
Good!
Potato pancakes!
Kroppkakor.
Kroppkakor are good, and there's potatoes in them.
Potato purée.
Potato soup.
Sussie.
Patata bravas!
Sometimes it feels like you're making these up, Sussie.
Marcus. - Pommes pinnes.
Vanna. - ...Rösti.
Ah, da...! Goodbye, everyone!
Vanna takes a seat, then. Rösti's out, let's move on.
Anis. - Potato wedges.
I know, I know! Baked potatoes with shrimp salad!
Sussie. - Pommes chateau.
What's pommes chateau?
It's like potato wedges.
Didn't I say potato wedges?
Yeah, but they're pommes chateau.
Marcus!
One of those potato cakes.
You know, like you get at a nice restaurant, with some tiny piece of meat.
It's like a tiny cake, made of potatoes, get it? Good.
Anis! - Thinly-sliced fried potatoes.
No...
Anis...
thinly-sliced fried potatoes?
Sofia!
Wait, wait! Uh, uh...
Sussie! - Potato croquettes!
The Spanish dish, La Bomba!
A huge damn potato with sauce in!
Sussie!
Potato...
...sausage.
"Potato... sausage."
Sussie takes her seat.
Marcus remains the lone winner of the potato track!
Come on down, and we'll see what this means for the final standings.
It's exciting, now.
I think you're sitting on valuable information we'd all like to know.
I certainly am. The potato dishes have been counted.
So, it's 5 points for Marcus, 4 for Sussie, 3 for Sofia, 2 for Anis
and 1 point for Vanna.
And adding this to the prior results...
...we have a total.
And no, Sussie. It's not you.
You got 12 points in total, ending up last of everyone.
Then we've got a split third place -
Marcus and Vanna, with 19 points each.
Which means that we have Anis and Sofia left.
One of you is the winner tonight, and you know what?
Can't we just arrange it so that
we'll let Foppa himself say who's the winner.
Howdy, Sofia! Foppa here.
Congratulations on your victory. Good job!
Sofia Dalén wins tonight's show!
Step up, step up - with a greeting from Foppa himself.
Incredible, incredible...
Congratulations to Sofia and the others, here.
And what have we learned tonight?
That a wish costs nothing,
a mammoth is mightier than a cod,
and with a rock in your pants,
you can go any distance imaginable.
See you next week. Thanks for tonight!
Original Swedish subtitles: Linda Eriksson (Iyuno-SDI Group för SVT)
English translation: u/DangBream
This version edited by: u/taskmastermaster