Welcome to a steaming fresh season of "Bäst i Test"!
Where seemingly fully normal people will solve fully normal tasks.
The citizens who volunteer for both prize and public humiliation are:
Three-time Melodifestival- host Gina Dirawi!
Billy from "Leif & Billy", Alfred Svensson!
The taxi driver from "c/o Segemyhr", Olle Sarri!
"Hey Baberiba" with the family, Christine Meltzer!
And the fragrant madman Jan Rippe!
Tonight you will, among other things, get to see this...
-I just want to scream! -Ah!
You keep going until you manage it. It drips a bit about the apple.
Prince David!
God, what attitude you have about everything.
-Am I on the right track? -You damn jerk.
Yes indeed, folks. You are now a part-
-of the "Bäst i Test" universe. How does it feel?
-It feels very good. -Yes.
-Or forget it. It feels really good. -Gina, how was it to do the tests?
It was a blast, except for throwing and running.
-As one does in certain tests. -Hate it. Worst at it.
-Otherwise it was really fun. -Rippe, how are you with time pressure?
No, no, no. Ugh, it's tough.
You stand there and think that it will be fun.
Then you read the last sentence: "Your time starts now."
Ah! Then you get so super stressed and block the whole thought process.
Christine, you have been in an episode as a guest. [Season 5, Episode 2]
-Did you have any advantage from that now? -Absolutely not.
I wonder how I could say yes when I had already tried it.
It was as if I had forgotten all the tough parts. I have that now too.
Okay. Alfred, how competitive are you as a person?
I am not that competitive when it comes to team sports.
But when you compete against yourself.
I can then suffer from enormous self-hatred.
-Oh! -If it goes badly.
-I am my own biggest enemy. -I understand. We'll see how it goes.
Anyway, I am Babben Larsson and I am all-powerful in all decisions.
With me I have a powerless person. My little assistant David Sundin.
Thank you, thank you, Babben.
A true honor to serve you again. I have been in pre-season training.
I have noted results in various chess tournaments and folk racing...
-...to keep the instruments warm. -Good. I was worried about your free time!
-But do you have a test, or? -The fact is that I do.
Over the years, there has been criticism regarding our language use.
To remedy this, here comes the season's first test.
-Welcome. -Thank you, thank you.
-Should I open it? -Here you go.
-Is it good? -Very good.
"Swear for..." Can I say this in church?
"Swear the...least during the tests."
"You have the whole season to do it."
"Fewest number of swear words wins out of just holy..."
"Your time starts now."
-Good luck. -Thanks!
-Go in peace. Too bad not more. -Of course. The Lord's peace.
Yes, one would thus do something so simple-
-as to not swear during the tests throughout this entire season.
How it went we cannot know now. Will we find out a little later?
Exactly, in the final we count together all the swear words.
The one who has sworn the least will then get the coveted five-pointer.
Five points are worth holding back afterwards.
We keep the score during the season, and by we, I mean you.
Yes, exactly. That's how it will be.
Then we can move on with a test that has a more direct result.
What would "Bäst i Test" be without tape? Not much.
I coined the term: "If there is tape, there is hope."
And that really holds true here. Our first test is about tape.
-Hello there. -Hello! Hello there.
-That's tape. -That's points.
Yes, there, yes. Look.
-Oh, god! I can't take it. -"Tape David to the wall." But!
"David must be stuck to the wall without support for ten seconds."
"Fastest wins."
"You can only tape inside the red marking."
"Bonus points to the one who tapes David highest from the ground."
-"You have 20 minutes." -"Your time starts now."
-Here is the wall, here is the tape. -Yes.
Fun!
Here there were really no complications at all.
One would tape me up and make me sit there for ten seconds.
It is of course fun when the participants succeed with the tasks.
But even more fun to see you fall down.
Yes, who knows. We'll see how it goes.
We unleash the safety-conscious duo Gina Dirawi and Olle Sarri.
-Can I leave the mat here? -That's fine.
You should sit stuck freely on the wall without support. So you should fly?
No, not fly. Stuck.
-Should we start with your head? -I have a question.
No, now you are questioning too much.
This feels like I shouldn't start here.
-But I must be free in the air. -Yes, but we are working our way down.
-I think this feels...! -This one is a bit wobbly.
Now this one is sitting.
"You can only tape inside the red marking."
-Can I move the red marking? -It seems you have already done that.
You can stand on this one if you want. Stand on it.
-Do you need it? -No, never needed.
-Can I take it? -Yes.
-Five minutes have passed of... -Twenty.
We need to focus on the hand. It's the one holding everything up.
-Now it let go. -I never thought that.
-And the legs are not stuck at all. -No, but we will get there.
If there is tape, there is hope.
-You look like a fine piece of art. -Cool to be a part of it.
Two minutes left.
-Yes, I think it feels... -It starts to feel shaky?
-The head is not stuck either. -God, how you have an attitude about everything.
Now you have something that is stuck. That is suspenders and a belt.
You should hang from the belly and the power hand.
One minute left and you need to have ten seconds...
Oh, no. That was bad.
It seems like you are taping yourself to the wall.
-I unfortunately think you can fall. -We probably need to account for that.
-Does this feel safe? -Of course.
Now I want you to lift your legs. Up towards the belly. One, two, three!
But let go, then!
Three, two, one, zero.
-There are 20 seconds left. -Lift your feet.
-Oh, oh, oh. -One, two, three...
-Are you hanging? Did you hang ten? -Now I am not hanging.
-I counted it as three. Maybe four. -It was probably ten.
Did you see how you fell?
-This is how you looked. -Okay.
I can watch TV later. Good job.
-Really taped. -The power hand there, Gina.
There was a lot of tape on that.
I focused on the hand and stomach. But he gave up right away.
How can he give up? He was just supposed to hang.
-He didn't even lift his feet. -And he fell anyway.
-Are there more variants? -There really are.
These two are really ready to attach. Alfred Svensson. Christine Meltzer.
"You have 20 minutes. Your time starts now."
Okay, now I have a really good plan. So. Then we take this one.
-What are your thoughts? -You should stand here.
It doesn't feel good!
-Very good. -You won't settle for this.
-I know it can't go like this. -No!
-What the hell! -That just can't happen.
-This will never work! -That's the right attitude.
No. Look here. It's coming loose everywhere.
Ah! I just want to scream. I'm doing so badly!
-You are not doing at all. -So bad.
-We seem to have forgotten the legs. -No, I have not forgotten them.
Now five minutes have almost passed. It is a quarter of the time.
-A little safety harness? -Oops. Oops!
-I need to build a stool to stand on. -A taped stool?
-Let's test if I hang freely only. -No. No! No.
-Twelve minutes left. -I will secure this.
In this situation, we just have to tape something down.
-The legs have been a little neglected. -But they are the easiest part.
I am glad that we came down a bit.
That we are a little closer to the ground. I am very glad about that.
-Should I bend forward a little lightly? -No, for fuck's sake.
This was not a good idea. Never do this.
-Shins and feet? -Damn, how you nag.
Did you think I was a star at this?
I thought it would go better.
-Just the feet. -Yes, but I know!
Is this the safety?
-One and a half minutes left. The feet? -Forget about them now.
-Now we go. -Okay.
I count. One potato, two potatoes.
-With one minute to spare. -Let's go!
-One, two, three. -One potato, two potatoes.
-What?! -No.
I didn't think that.
-Okay, 30 seconds left. -No!
Then we have come to the truth's ten seconds.
Okay, now we go.
So, yes. Calm. He hangs.
One, two, three, four, five, six, seven...
...eight, nine, ten!
-Yes! -Good job.
Damn, how nice!
Yes, Alfred. If you got started quickly and taped until the last moment.
Yes, but that was the right tactic.
Quantity over quality maybe. Just use as much tape as possible.
Christine, you changed tactics.
-Yes, and that was quite good. -It was close.
-Yes, it was close. I have to think that way. -It is what it is.
What was the result here?
Christine was very close, but it didn't reach a full ten seconds.
The attempt is not approved.
Alfred managed to a correct taping.
He succeeded just before the time limit of 20 minutes.
That result should be beatable. We have one tape left, right?
Jan Rippe will go wild with the tape. But before that, a strengthening break.
In the meantime, I have a test for you at home.
During the break, Babben switches places with one of the competitors.
Everyone in the household should guess who Babben switches places with.
The one who guesses correctly or closest wins.
Welcome back to "Bäst i Test."
Those of you who guessed that I had switched places with Christine, you won.
But we were right in the middle of a very good test, David.
Oh, wow. Thank you, thank you.
The test involves taping me to a wall.
I will sit still for ten seconds. Fastest wins.
There is a bonus point for the one who tapes me highest up on the wall.
Remaining we have Jan Rippe from Galenskaparna and After Shave.
-Don't you believe me? Look here. -Then the question is.
It doesn't say... You can take the wall off.
-Ah! -I just mean the river.
-Stop it. -It can't be true.
What?! What?
No!
-So, what? -You're kidding me.
Then I ask you to lie down here.
-How are we doing on time, then? -There are seven minutes left.
-Now I let go. -Yes.
-One, two, three, four... -What? Look!
...five, six, seven, eight, nine, ten.
-Good job. -Thanks!
Yes, Rippe. If you are this clever then we really have to watch out.
-Rippe did best here, right? -We take the points from the bottom.
Neither Olle, Christine nor Gina managed to get a tape that held.
One point was for you.
Alfred was in it until the last and gets four points.
Rippe solved this in 14 minutes and eight seconds. Five points!
But there was also a bonus point for the one who taped up David the highest.
Of these two that were approved, who had taped you up the highest?
It will be Alfred who got me up the highest in relation to the ground.
-Yes, in relation to the ground. -Where else would we have measured from?
-From the bottom of the wall. -Yes, the ground.
I will not protest. It will be great.
-Bonus points to Alfred simply. -Nice job.
Okay, David. Bring out a new test.
Yes, now it has become time to pack dad's suitcase.
-Hello! -Hello.
-The Olmeister. -Oh?
-There were a lot of things. -Thank you, thank you.
"Pack dad..." Yes, you.
Dad... No. No, no, no!
"Pack dad's suitcase."
-The time has started. -That is correct.
"All 15 items must be packed in dad's suitcase." That is it.
"Every time you put something down you must say:"
"Time to pack dad's suitcase with one and then the item's name."
"If you say it wrong you must empty dad's suitcase and start over from the beginning."
"When you have packed all 15 items and closed dad's suitcase"-
-"you must say: Now I have finally packed dad's suitcase!"
"The one who packs dad's suitcase fastest wins."
"Your time started when you said pack Dad's suitcase for the first time today."
-What do you know about that? -We have that covered.
Yes, let's see. All the things on the table should go into the suitcase.
One at a time and you must say: "I pack Dad's suitcase with..."
And then the name of the item.
If this goes wrong on the way, the suitcase must be emptied.
-You do that with a smile, right? -Nah, this was such a test...
...where it was hard to keep the cheerful mood they are known for.
Which butter cookies are we looking at first?
It will be a grumpy trio consisting of Christine, Olle, and Rippe.
Then we begin. Time to pack Dad's suitcase with a basketball.
Time to pack Dad's suitcase...
-...with a bread box. -Yep.
-Time to pack Dad's suitca... -Suitca?
Time to pack Dad's suitcase with a ballerina skirt.
Time to pack Dad's suitcase with a loose arm.
Time to pack Dad's suitcase with...
...a boules ball box!
This is called boccia, right? Eight boccia balls and the little one.
-The little one should come. -That's how it is.
Time to pack dad's suitcase with...
A walkie-talkie? What do you need one for?
-Dad is unpredictable that way. -These, however.
-Handcuffs. -What does he need them for?
Time to pack dad's suitcase...
-...with a bowling ball. -Bowling ball.
Time to pack dad's suitcase with a lunch box.
That's probably the one that causes a bit of trouble.
Do I need to close dad's suitcase later?
-We need to close dad's suitcase. -Really?
-I'll redo it. It's not going to work. -Damn it.
-Time to pack... -Oh!
Time to pack dad's suitcase with a bread box.
This is better. A better order.
Time to pack dad's suitcase with a bunch of junk.
Walkie-talkie! Handcuffs. Shoe.
-Men's shoes. Left. -Time to pack...
-No! -An apple.
A phone.
The closer to the end here, the more vile it gets when you...
Time to pack dad's suitcase with a ballerina skirt!
-You can't send it... -Time for dad...
-Dad's suitcase with a loose arm. -What did you say?
Time to pack dad's suitcase with a loose arm!
Then everything should come out. It became: "Time for dad..."
-Yes, it became so. -You heard wrong.
Time for dad...
Time to pack dad's suitcase with a frisbee!
Time to pack dad's suitcase with an unnecessarily large plastic apple.
One has traveled before, I mean, and gathered packs.
-Excuse me? -No, it was nothing.
And I would close. Now I have finally packed dad's suitcase.
Take care, dad.
What is this?!
Ouch, ouch, ouch.
Now I have finally packed dad's suitcase!
And it is closed. Good job.
Thank you. Thank you so much, David.
-Thank you for everything you give me! -Yes, yes.
Olle, you are a skilled actor.
But here you had a hard time hiding your feelings.
I played very frustrated. I thought it worked.
Because I took it lightly deep down, but I thought...
Rippe, you ran over David there. Will it be consistent?
-It depends on how he behaves. -Yes? Okay.
But what score did they get here?
Rippe thought he was done there after seven minutes and 26 seconds.
But that was thanks to a couple of oversteps.
Christine was done after twelve minutes and 59 seconds.
And right now we have in the lead Olle at eight minutes and 47 seconds.
-Good, Olle. Good. -Okay.
And who is packing dad's suitcase next?
It is the youth in the little sofa.
They will try to pack dad's suitcase in a faster time-
-than eight minutes and 47 seconds.
Here we have dad's suitcase. It needs to be packed.
Time to pack dad's suitcase with an umbrella.
Time to pack dad's suitcase... That was right.
Time to pack dad's suitcase with an umbrella. Time to dad...
Oh, it went wrong. Then we have to take it out. Then we start over.
Time to pack dad's suitcase with a bowling ball.
Don't stare like that. Time to pack dad's suitcase with a hand.
Arm. Yes, it doesn't matter that much.
Time to pack dad's suitcase with a walkie-talkie.
-Time to pack dad's suitcase... -Pack.
-No, I said it right! -Then we unfortunately have to.
No, that's not correct.
-Now I'm really getting angry. -We have come quite far.
Time to pack dad's suitcase with a walkie-talkie.
Time to pack dad's suitcase with a water polo helmet.
-Time to pack... -Oh.
Damn it! Now I swore again.
I might as well leave this piss house.
You just have to go. What a crappy game.
You need to calm down.
Time to pack dad's suitcase with a shoe.
Time to pack coat...
Time to pack dad's suitcase with a shoe!
Now I have finally packed Dad's suitcase. Close it up?!
Time to pack Dad's suitcase with a bread box.
-But this isn't working. -This is never going to work.
Just a basketball might not fit in a bread box.
Yes, we have to take it out. There.
Time to pack Dad's suitcase with a basketball.
-It just has to come along. That's it. -No!
-No. -No!
-What time is it? -One keeps going until one is done.
Okay, let's take it easy. No, it's really about time.
-Now it's about millimeters. -There.
There! Done.
Now I have finally packed Dad's suitcase.
-This was the worst. -Good job.
-Dad's suitcase is packed. -Now you can go on your damn vacation.
Ouch, ouch, ouch. I wonder how it goes for you two in the swear word test.
-I have already lost. It's over. -You were close to leaving for good.
I wanted to break my contract with this crap!
-How did they do time-wise? -About this, I will tell.
In relation to Olle Alfred was 27 seconds...
-Faster. -Yes!
He packed dad's stuff in eight minutes and 20 seconds.
Then we had Gina who finished in seven minutes and 53 seconds.
Then there will be points accordingly. Rippe, you were fast.
But you did not follow the rules. That will be one point.
Christine takes home an important two. Three for Olle.
Four for Alfred and Gina's calm paid off with five points.
And now, my friends, we shall treat ourselves to a well-deserved break.
Welcome back to "Bäst i Test". We are three tests into the season.
David, what are you sitting and thinking about?
No, it was nothing. But everything has like a middle.
Which is like the most popular. Like the cinnamon bun.
It's so popular that thing in the middle.
It is so in this program. Just the middle is so incredibly popular.
Oh, how you wrap it up. I know what you're after here.
Yes, it has become time for the middle of the program!
Where little me gets free hands to create content with our participants.
We will do that now. Wow, how fun we will have.
I want to feel a bit of vibes. Do you think it's nice vibe?
-Yes. -Yes.
Can I get a thumbs up from everyone who thinks it's a nice vibe?
Five out of five. Very good. Those are nice numbers for me.
Can I get a thumbs up from everyone who thinks they are leading?
It was just Alfred and that is correct.
Thumbs up to everyone who thinks that they are in last place.
It is also just one, but that is right.
Can I get a thumbs up from everyone who thinks that you should catch monsters?
If they exist, yes. But release them where it fits.
Full board. God, how fun that you were so positively inclined.
For it is indeed time to play Monster Catch!
Yes, it has become time to play Monster Catch which is so much fun.
And who shall we call? Well, our participants of course.
-Christine, can you read the letter? -No. No, thank you.
For the other participants, Babben, the audience and those at home of course.
"Catch monsters in your containers."
"Your monsters must fly from the table"-
-"to containers without any other influence."
"Most monsters after 100 seconds wins."
"The time starts on David's signal."
These monsters are fired by pressing them down this way.
The suction cup sticks and then it pops up.
And it is then when they are in the air that you have the chance to catch them.
-Gina? -Yes, I agree with you.
You catch one monster here. It counts as two.
Here it counts as five monsters.
Here it counts as one monster. Can you show on the back?
A bucket has Gina put there which then gives four monsters.
-Are you ready? -Yes.
Then it is 100 seconds from the moment that I blow the whistle.
-Whoops! -There we go.
So it is 100 seconds.
-Damn! It is life-threatening, Olle. -Is that a plus, or?
-Oh! -Oh, oh, oh.
-Alfred cashes in. -No!
Oh! Alfred is a machine. No, he didn't get that.
Can Gina get one, then? Oh, Gina! That was so close.
Think about the angle, Rippe. Oh!
Oh! Oh, Christine. It may have missed...
Go for the head. Don't be afraid. It is the easiest, I would say.
-Oh, no! -Wow!
Gina seems to have lost speed.
There are 40 seconds left. A minute has passed.
-Gina is having a tough time. Cool scenes. -My monsters aren't working!
20 seconds. Then you switch monsters. Oh, that misses.
-Ten. -Yes, close.
Christine cashes them in on the head. Alfred, takes... No, that was edge.
Three, two, one!
That's how we play Monster Capture.
-David, this was thrilling. Wow! -Thank you, thank you. Thank you, thank you.
Yes, if we then look at the points here.
We have counted all the monsters in the boxes and it turned out like this:
Two points each for Rippe and Gina.
-Yes! -Yes!
-Easy to count. -Good job.
Then Christine gets three points. Olle gets four points.
Most monsters captured Alfred and thus gets five points.
Damn, how you drive.
Then we can move on to regular activities.
Back to the reality of tests that our participants struggle with.
Speaking of ropes, here comes a re-plated test.
Rope?
-Good afternoon. -Hello!
-Oh my! -Christine?
-You are with rope. -It seems so.
-Here you go. -Yes, thank you.
"Make something spectacular happen to you."
"And/or David."
-"When someone pulls the rope." -"Most spectacular event wins."
"Don't break the rope."
"You have 60 minutes to go." Oh, how long.
"Your time starts now!" Damn!
Then you have time to do something really spectacular.
I start to think about God.
-God shows up. It is spectacular. -It would have been fairly spectacular.
He is hard to lure out when you need him.
-And it is right now. -Yes, it is now, God.
I will go out and look.
Yes, one would thus make it so that something spectacular happens-
-for me and/or the participant when someone pulled the rope.
Hello 60 minutes speaks for really cool solutions.
Yes, unlimited possibilities. Is there anyone you want to start with?
I can arrange for us to watch when Gina-
-offers a real rehearsal experience.
I want to make you into a big painting.
We will set you up so that you look like a painting and then the color will come.
It will be really nice.
Put it on. You will sit there and hold up the frame.
Then when I shoot this then you should pull hard on the string.
And then a photo will be taken of us.
-Wait should I twist myself a bit. -Okay.
No!
No! Did you get stuff on you? Barely.
It was a thought anyway. It looks like you got shot.
-Good job. -Thanks.
No!
It doesn't feel like you think that your artistic vision is met...
I thought it was my best. It turned out to be a mistake.
You hit the balloon, but that which fell down missed the target unfortunately.
-Should we take a look at Alfred maybe? -Yes, here comes Alfred and his rope.
-Hello? -No way!
What do we have here? Pull the string to see something spectacular.
-Then I pull downwards. -You pull downwards.
Oops! Not too hard, David. No.
It doesn't matter. But you have pulled the string.
No way!
-How does it work? -I can't reveal that.
-But now you have seen it. -I'll take the next one only.
But Alfred what in the whole name of peace was that?
It's my best party trick. Wasn't it cool?
-Yes! -You see.
-So it was real then? -Yes, I can do it now. Wait, then.
-What?! -Did you see?
-Wow! -You could see it.
It's like almost summoning God.
But we need to move on. Which rope pullers are we looking at now?
It will actually be Christine. She called in some reinforcement.
Hello! I'm going to surprise my friend David.
I'm going to put him on that chair. Do you want to sing "Ja, må han leva"? [traditional Swedish birthday song]
"Ja, må han leva"! It takes five minutes. Cool?
-Okay. -We can do that.
How cute. Do you want to be with me? No. What kind of question is that?
-Hi! -Hello.
Put these on.
-I am so grateful that you are doing this. -Yeah.
You will have to sit on a chair.
When I whisper in your ear, you pull off and take off your glasses.
Prince David!
-Wow! -Congratulations.
Congratulations! We love David! Yes!
-Good job, everyone. -Thank you, David!
There we go.
Oops! A birthday party on short notice.
-Did you set up the cake cutting, or? -No. I remember that he...
"I can cake." So he decided beforehand.
One does not want to deny him either, but I saw David.
-I thought: "He is not going to do it." -He was charging up pretty well then.
A clouding simply. We were treated to a lot of candy here.
But we move on to the next.
That event is attributed to the adventurous extreme sportsman Olle Sarri.
Okay. Go.
-Now it's urgent. -It's probably good to get started.
I had thought that we would just get pulled-
-into the water in this baby pool.
And you, rules. If you row the boat.
-And the rope is attached to the boat. -Then I pull on the rope.
Deal? Now I haven't found a life jacket.
-But helmets are available. -And they float too.
It floats. Then you know that the head will be at least...
Here the water surface will be.
It's exciting with that bridge. It really is.
Hi! Do you want to help hold a boat? It takes five minutes.
-Three? Deal? Olle. -Björn.
-Björn, do you want to come? -No, thanks.
That's where the limit is.
-It has to be a strong pull. -Okay, now I'm going.
-Oh, oh, oh. -Three, two, one and...!
Thanks, Björn! It worked.
-Now! -Now I'm going.
What speed, huh?
It did not become aquaplaning, but it became spectacular.
-Yes, yes. -Damn. And how high was the fall?
How high? Just right. No, spectacular.
Yes, it absolutely was. Then there is only one left.
Yes, we will check Rippe's rope. It does not break easily.
The fact is that it can be good to catch your breath a little before here.
We will see each other again after a short break.
Welcome back! Then we will finish the rope test.
Yes indeed, and it is therefore all of our Jan Rippe's turn-
-to make sure that something spectacular happens when you pull the rope.
Everything is ready.
Well. David! Come on out.
Hi, hi. Here you go, sit down here. Then we will just have a little nice moment.
-Pull, pull. -Pull, pull?
-Did you say pull, pull? -It is from home.
Pull, pull.
But you, if you pull the rope.
-Carefully. -Yes.
Then we will see what happens.
-Yes, now. -Okay.
One thing you should have clear for you.
One should have a caravan then the vacation is already clear.
One should have a caravan, I have seen everyone has.
One should have a caravan to pack the family in.
One should have a caravan because then you feel safe, locked and free!
[It's Per Fritzell, who is in Galenskaparna och After Shave with Jan.]
-Brilliant! Look, you know. -What a damn rope. -Good day. Thank you very much.
Thank you. You did this well. Then you can sit there.
-Take care! So we simply leave. -Yes, we go. Bye, bye!
Bye, bye.
Yes, Per Fritzell. That perked me up. How did you manage to get him there?
-Did you have him in dad's suitcase? -Yes. With that nice caravan.
What is better than bringing the country's most famous caravan owner?
-Yes, Milton. Wonderful. -It became spectacular for David.
After this happy surprise I will take and distribute some points.
Gina, it could have been incredible.
But everything you had prepped missed the target. You get one point.
So when he does a belly flop. But I shot something.
-Why are you going at me? -That's right. Give me the lowest points.
-Olle only gets two points. -Now you became happy.
It became a flat fall. The three goes to Christine.
It was a spectacular celebration, but there is tough competition.
Then the four can go to Alfred's enormously mysterious mouth smoke.
-But Rippe, this is five points. -Really. It's worth it.
What is it then that we are competing for tonight? Well, tonight's winner gets to pull the rope.
What happens will be a surprise for all of us. Exciting.
-Then I am ready for the next test. -Splendid. Which one is it?
Here comes a test where it's about tripping yourself.
-Hello. -Hello!
-Welcome to the bar. -Wonderful.
Can we drink on work time, or? A letter to read.
No.
"Give yourself one or several disadvantages..."
"..thhat reduce your chances of succeeding in the next test."
"The biggest disadvantage wins." Oh!
"You have five minutes to announce your disadvantage."
-For the next test I have no idea. -No.
-Oh, now the stress is coming. -Can stress be a disadvantage?
Yes, it is indeed a constant disadvantage. It does not need to be announced.
One hand behind the back and then I take off my glasses.
I take the smallest possible. I will put...
...a small, small tape here.
-Do we have five buckets? -We can fix five buckets.
And so that I have a big apple in my mouth.
Taped arms. I can't use my arms.
I am listening to music. Super loud. Epic Sax Guy.
-You are going to talk shit about me. -Am I talking shit about you?
I am not holding back.
We say so? We have a deal.
We have a good deal. It's the first time I'm satisfied.
Yes, one should first and foremost give oneself a big disadvantage-
-which makes it harder for one in the next test.
These disadvantages I will grade separately.
-I probably need to see what they are going to do. -Okay, okay. I buy that.
We jump ahead to the next test.
The participants arrive with their disadvantages activated.
Hello, Christine.
-There we have him. -No way!
I am about to have a psychosis.
-Hello, you soup. -What?!
Yes, that I will live with now.
Rippe, you will jump into the caravan and put on one of the hats.
-Go into the caravan. -In the toilet?
-The caravan! -Oh, I see.
I like to do a cowboy salute.
-Excellent choice. Is that the one? -Yes.
Any hat will do, but the choice is important for the actual test later.
But what weather we have gotten.
-So. -Yes.
-You can open the mailbox. -A wart?
-In the mailbox. -Oh, oh, oh.
"Place the hat on your head on..." God, how hard to concentrate.
"Place the hat on your head on Babben's bust."
"The one who is farthest from Babben's bust when the hat is placed..."
From Babb... Oh, oh!
"...when the hat is placed on the head of Babben's bust wins."
"You must carry your disadvantage throughout the entire test." That's okay.
-You do not remove that. -Throughout the entire test?
It drips a little about the apple, but that can be how it is.
"You have 20 minutes. Your time starts now."
It hasn't even started. I'm dying.
I have received enough information to grade.
The one who has given themselves the least resistance is Christine.
It might be smart. It will be a point in this part.
The two goes to Gina.
A little toothless teasing from David probably won't affect your performance.
Three points to the long-legged Rippe here.
Four to Alfred who lacks arms, but you had the sight with you.
The one who has really messed things up for themselves here is Olle. Five points.
Good job, Babben, with the points.
But you haven't seen their attempts where they have to deal with the disadvantages.
-No, no. Shouldn't we see that now? -With interest.
Here comes the apple-cheeked Rippe. Christine with a little tape on her lip.
And then the screw-up Gina Dirawi.
I want to remind everyone that Gina has asked me to insult her.
This will be good.
-Do you regret any of the disadvantages? -No.
-Is it Gina or Gina? -I hate that.
How hard is it to learn my name?
-I've actually made a song about the name. -Do you say Gina, or?
-I want to see if it works. -He will see if it works.
God, now it became completely...
If you get a point with the downside then you need the five points.
-Now I see poorly here. -You don't have any glasses.
-Does it count? -That one is on.
We can probably do better.
-Now we need tape. Where is it? -We have it there in the tape box.
-Where? Oh, there. -It is difficult with reading comprehension.
Integration problems of course. But we have to take that on ourselves.
Wait, I will go up first and then I will send it down.
No, I have to take my hat up with me.
Because it has to go down.
Gina, think when you were going to become an artist.
You thought you could sing. It wasn't that long ago, you know.
Because I remember that. How we laughed.
-What I spill from my mouth. -It is probably apple juice that forms.
-No, I just have to do something. -Then you don't take the hat with you.
-No! -I am not surprised.
Then we have this with distance assessment.
-Am I in front or behind? -That one is behind. Placed.
Yes, it was as high up as possible?
Good! The hat should be as high up as possible. No, it didn't say that.
So fucking annoying. I want to box your face.
-Then you tape the scissors? -I think so.
She should have had a good run in her head.
-Do you believe in this? -I did early on.
Since then it has declined.
Don't think about all your other projects. You are going to succeed with this.
I can't see. Ah!
Now it comes. Oh!
-Oh, how fast that went! -Wow.
-Put on the hat, I said. -It is on!
-Are we done? -Good job.
You are so fucking annoying! I have so many insults.
Three, two, one, zero.
-Good job. -Done. Thanks.
Are you going to shit on my career? I have released books, music, series.
-Are you satisfied then? -Super satisfied! Did you see?
-You can shove your fucking games. -Good job, Gina.
Gina, you took a little bit of David's insults there.
-Yes, but I have to ventilate. -You had swallowed quite a lot there.
Christine, was it very difficult when you had your whole lip taped?
I went to get full points for doing the longest.
Now I just keep my fingers crossed that I thought right.
What distances do these three get?
Rippe placed the hat on the bust from a distance of 3 m and 5 cm.
Christine's vertical solution measured 4 m and 26 cm.
-Not more? -No.
-That was high up. -Yes, 4 m and 26 cm. Quite impressive.
But in the lead so far we have the fantastically charming Gina.
-Is it true? How nice. -4 m and 81 cm.
-There you see. -Good!
And what happens now?
Well, now it's time for one of Sweden's currently most popular breaks.
We are in the middle of a two-part test.
The participants have given themselves challenging circumstances.
And if anyone has shown that one can overcome their shortcomings-
-it is indeed Alfred Svensson and Olle Sarri.
Now it's their turn to place a hat on Babben's bust.
-The hat should be on Babben's head. [byst] -Babben's poop [bajs]... What?
-Do I have the hat on my head now? -Yes.
And in this situation, we should be happy if the hat ends up on the bust at all.
Yes, I feel that way. So far, I haven't seen the bust.
-What are your thoughts? -I think that... Never mind.
I can't hear what I'm saying.
-Am I on the right wall? -Yep.
Now I see a pedestal here and now I see a bust.
Now you have the hat in front of your eyes. If you can't see very well.
No, not very well.
I probably just have to accept that the music is here.
-That's how it is. It's there. -What?
It's there. Yes.
-Aha! -Olle...
Is it there?
There are 16 minutes left, Alfred.
Alfred, Alfred, Alfred!
The problem is that I can't see sideways.
A disadvantage hasn't stopped you before, Olle?
Yes, but some disadvantages may have thrown a wrench in the works before.
It doesn't look strange as said or anything.
We go in for bust.
-We peek a little... Oh! -But wasn't it on?
Now! Look.
Do you succeed with this... Oh!
-There, yes! Opa! -Oops.
Now, you.
-What time is it? -Four minutes left.
Second breath.
-Ah! -Close.
And then you just pinch it together.
-Do you regret the choice of disadvantages, Olle? -I'm glad we are not playing golf.
Don't mess this up now. Oh!
And there we have her in all her glory.
Yes! It is on anyway. It wasn't very far off.
-I am very ready. I am satisfied. -Are you satisfied there?
I experienced it as if you were close. We will measure later in the camera.
-Good job. -Thanks, same to you.
-Good job. -Yes. Thanks.
-Thanks and goodbye. -Great.
It is of course clear.
Oh! Oh, god.
God, I get PTSD from watching that.
You were very affected by the sound. You called my bust poop.
Yes, I did. Sorry. I didn't hear what I said myself.
-Was it on repeat? -All the time at full volume.
One can say that the disadvantages took their toll here, David.
Alfred stopped at 95 cm.
Bucket-Olle was basically a poem when he placed the hat.
If you then take the distances into account and combine both scores-
-it becomes five points for Christine and six for Alfred, Olle, and Rippe.
-And a whole seven points for Gina Dirawi. -But god, how nice!
It became so close that we almost did this in vain.
You could say that, but we had a lot of fun.
Don't forget that the one who wins gets to pull this rope. Exciting!
Then it fits extra well when I say:
Anything can happen and everything can turn, because now it's the final.
Wow, wow, wow! It's time for the final.
-Olle, can you be so kind? -To read? Gladly.
"Get through the obstacle course and press the red button."
"You must wear a blindfold and earmuffs throughout the test."
"The one who first presses on the red button wins."
"Your time starts on David's siren."
You will hear it even though you have headphones with loud music.
Alfred will recognize the music. And when you have put on the headphones.
And the blindfolds. Then you will stay seated. Because then we will arrange the obstacle course.
-No. -Okay. In with the ears!
-That's how it will be then. -What?
-And then put on the headphones. -Oh, my God.
-There we go. -Oh, no.
-I don't want this. -Nor do I.
-Then we start the music. -No. No.
No! Not this one! No, no, no.
-I'm lying down. Has it started? -This is not sane.
-No! Are people leaving? -This is not sane!
-Gina! -Ah!
How can you be so happy? I feel that people are dancing here.
Are the others wearing shoes?!
-I hear that Christine is screaming. -Everyone must take off their shoes!
And watch the stairs!
-Everyone must take off their shoes! -Why is someone stepping on my foot?
-Are you going to take off your shoes? -Yes, that's why I'm here.
-So that you don't step on us? -Huh? Yes.
But the shoes, then?! Yes, but I mean get me out of here.
I don't want to. I don't want to.
No, where did I go? No idea.
Where am I? But where am I? There are no edges anywhere.
-So. -Ah! What is this?!
-No, this is the desk. -Where am I exactly?
So it's...
Yes! Wow.
Huh? Is it over?
-Where are you?! Gina! -Where is the fourth, then?
-There he is. -Someone is missing.
-It's Rippe. He is there. -Where are you? Hello?!
Make TV, they said. It'll be fun. Fuck that!
-There is nothing! -There is nothing here!
Hello? I mean you are kidding. Am I alone here?!
-Where is everyone? -Rippe is out in the audience.
Who are you? Who are you? What the hell is this?
-It's Rippe, right? -Olle and Christine are forming a team.
Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh!
Christine presses!
Olle presses.
-Where am I? -If you come a little this way, that would be great.
It is the one of you who now first presses the button who wins.
We have three of them here already.
Come on. Go! Go! Go! Go!
Go!
-Here is another person. -Here we are.
But what? Have you surrounded me? I change direction all the time.
Oh!
Rippe, good job. Go and sit down.
Come, come, come. You will also get to press.
-But where am I? -Go! Go! Go!
Come back to the sofas.
Then let's see, guys. Good effort first and foremost.
I can tell the order because not everyone has seen it.
Gina had a blindfold on for a quite long time.
That will be one point for Gina who pressed last.
Then it will be two points for Rippe. It will be three points for Olle.
Next was Christine, who gets four points.
-First was Alfred, who gets five points. -Thanks, thanks.
If we then combine this we find Gina at 17 points.
We have Christine at 18 points.
-We have Olle at 19 points. -How close.
We have Rippe at 21 points.
And then it is as such that Alfred with his five-
-ends up with a total of 29 points!
-And wins the program. -Oh my God!
-And he gets to pull the rope. -I have very high hopes.
-It's just to pull. -Now we go. Let's see here.
One should have a caravan so the vacation is already set.
One should have a caravan, I've seen that everyone has.
One should have a caravan to pack the family in.
One should have a caravan for then one becomes free!
One should have a caravan...
What have we learned tonight? Well, pack calmly and methodically.
Choose your disadvantages with care.
And when one pulls the rope usually Per Fritzell comes.
Don't forget that the latest seasons and the special episodes-
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Come!
Original Swedish Text: Johanna Svensson, Iyuno