Warm welcome to "Bäst i Test"!
Yes, the weekend is here and it kicks off with-
-five lovable individuals dedicating themselves to obeying my slightest whim.
And the unsuspecting candidates are:
The supernova from Sundsvall, Gina Dirawi!
The vacillator from Vimmerby, Alfred Svensson!
The elegant one from Enskede, Olle Sarri!
The "victor skull" from Viksjö, Christine Meltzer! [idiom: competitive]
And the male chorus singer from Mariestad, Jan Rippe! [he sings barbershop]
Tonight, among other things, you will get to see this...
I am sitting on the toilet.
Super-Rippe must save the world!
-No, everyone disappeared! -Do you have a quarter for a little street magic?
-No! -It's so embarrassing. I'm ashamed.
Don't say I have ruined it for myself again!
Hello to you, the panel.
How nice to see you again. Alfred, how are you?
Well, it’s a mix of fear and delight. A lot of joy, and a lot of death anxiety.
-For this? -Yes, absolutely.
-Don’t you feel bad? -No, I feel great.
Olle, you are an actor at heart. Have you found any use for that?
On the contrary, I think. I like to be prepared.
Here it is rather about being completely blank.
I can also have a certain inclination for that.
To be blank? Okay!
-Or what did you say? -And as usual by my side:
The jovial yes-man from Gimo, David Sundin!
Thank you, thank you. Nice words, Babben. Yes, I say yes to life.
And above all, I always say yes to you, Babben.
I know. And I like it. May one be cheeky and ask for tonight's first test?
You and only you may be that cheeky, Babben.
When you hear someone grunt, fart and whistle... Yes, then it's Friday.
You shall have a warm welcome to tonight's first test.
-Oh? -Oops.
The angry game? I think that's what it is. [staring contest]
Hello, brother Earth.
-You're doing well, right? -Yes. Sorry. How are you?
-Yes, it is what it is. -It can always get better.
"Grunt, fart, and whistle with the mouth in that order."
"Repeat the sequence as many times as possible in one hundred seconds."
"While maintaining eye contact with David at the same time."
"Most correct grunt-, fart-, and whistle sequences wins."
"Your time starts at your first grunt."
-Oh, my! -It is therefore...
-The three. -I will manage one.
That would be cool.
Yes, one should therefore grunt, fart, and whistle.
Make these sounds with the mouth as many times as possible.
Grunt, fart, and whistle? Are we there now?
It sounds like it's nothing, but you have to believe me. It is.
Here to prove it are Olle Sarri, Jan Rippe and Christine Meltzer.
Okay...
-Was that a grunt? -No, or else I would have pressed.
As many as possible...
Exactly.
That could be a fart!
Then 30 seconds have passed. Huh?
Isn't that a grunt? Yes!
You don't need to lift your leg.
20 seconds left.
No!
-It was double! -20 seconds.
No!
Four, three, two, one, zero.
Good job. Cool to see, and cool to be a part of.
-You feel better now. -I feel better.
Yes, oh my god.
Rippe, you have done some nonsense. Was this the most foolish?
No, I wouldn't say that.
But it was really hard to get those three in a row, I think.
-How can it be so difficult? -Embarrassing.
-How many sequences did they do? -Let's see here.
-Olle got a total of 18 sequences. -Oh. Most so far.
That's the most so far. It is. Of those I have said. Exactly.
-Rippe? A bit sharper. 24 sequences. -There you go. Olle, I'm sorry.
-Are you sitting down, Christine? -No. Or yes.
You got a total of 13 sequences, so you were the worst of these.
That's why I don't remember it!
We have two grunting fart whistlers left.
That's how it is. Do you want to see Gina or Alfred first?
I think that we should take the one that became the most uncomfortable about this.
Then it's Alfred.
It's, namely, always Alfred. Here he comes.
Oh, how terrible.
-Are you going for gold? -Yes.
Cool. It will be fun to see it. For gold, Alfred Svensson.
I can't even grunt. Wait.
-For gold... -It's so embarrassing. I'm ashamed.
-Alfred Svensson, for gold. -Oh my god, I don't know if it will work.
I might just lie down. I can't do that. Now I go for it.
Grunt, fart, whistle.
-Oh! -Oh, oh.
-Oh, my god! -It's going fast.
David, sorry.
20 seconds left.
Oh, I'm getting dizzy.
Five, four, three, two, one, zero.
-Oh, god. I was about to faint. -The grunting went well.
-That was a good job. -Yes, thanks. It wasn't fun.
Yes, it was quite... No, it wasn't.
-It went really well, didn't it? -Yes, you just have to steel yourself.
I am very sensitive to cringe. I mean, grunt and fart with the mouth.
Just the word "fart" when I read it, I become embarrassed.
But I managed to steel myself and just go for it. I'm proud.
But are we dealing with a world record here?
When he finally started, Alfred managed to grunt, fart, and whistle-
-a total of 52 times.
But do we have another one here who is going to try to show how it's done?
Indeed, it is so.
Ready to try to beat Alfred's possible world record-
-by grunting, farting, and whistling as best as she can: Gina Dirawi.
"Your time starts at your first grunt."
So is grunt...? Okay.
Now it's just a grunt.
Wait... Wait.
-Pull yourself together! Wait. -I'm waiting.
-40 seconds left. -Oh my god!
Grunt, fart...
-Five, four, three, two, one, zero. -No! I can't do it!
But god, it was zero.
-I couldn't do a single one. -I got to zero sequences.
-Shall we say so? Zero then. -A zero, please.
-Gina, what's happening here? -It's the hardest thing I've ever done.
-But now, then? -I can't do it!
Wait...
-I can't do it! -I thought I had obstacles.
-What did you say? -You're the textbook example.
Gina did it. Gina did it.
It's obvious who gets one point?
Yes, and we can even count the one that Gina just did.
One point to Gina. Two points to Christine.
Three to Olle, four to Rippe, and the first five to Alfred!
Now we have left the starting blocks and are jumping straight ahead.
We do this for better or worse.
In this test, our participants get help from a little green guy.
-David...? -Where are you?
-No, no! -No way, it's...
God, here comes a flying letter. I see nothing else.
-You see me. -And your face.
But your face is floating, I see.
Revealing outfit.
I don't want to take that yet. I just want to enjoy.
-How do you look? How nice you are! -Thank you.
-I will not look down. -"Do something really cool..."
"Do something really cool with the help of David..."
How fun! "And his green screen suit."
-"You have 30 minutes." -"Your time starts now."
What?
-Your time starts now. -Okay.
Let me tell you what I can do. I can become invisible.
Only the head is visible.
But I can pull up the hood here so I become completely invisible.
Yes, you mean that. Wow!
Only the imagination sets the limits.
I want to go out in public places!
-Think a little first, then. -In there?
It'll be fun if we are among people. David!
Yes, so one would do something so cool-
-that one could only do with the help of me in the suit.
And then we can use modern special effects to make me invisible.
This offers endless possibilities.
Were you really naked under the costume? It looked a little enhanced in the middle.
I have a jockstrap that I have for safety reasons.
Of course. Just for safety reasons. Then I can exhale.
Do you want to exhale properly? Now it's time for a short break.
You at home will get a test.
Everyone will grunt, fart, and whistle-
-as many times as possible in one minute.
Most grunts, farts, and whistles wins. Your time starts now.
Welcome back to "Bäst i Test". We just saw strong images of David in a green costume.
Thank you,Babben! One should do something cool with me and my invisibility suit.
Then we can start by looking at Gina's cool thing.
Okay, bang on! We throw ourselves back to Biblical times.
Adam! Some snakes gave me an apple. I'm taking a bite now.
Oh! My son! Can I look at you? Ah!
He's coming! He's so beautiful! Ah!
Oops! Oh! My son!
You are so beautiful.
So...
So!
Come! Come, can I see you?
My boy! How nice you are.
-Thanks. Good job. -Thanks!
Yes, Gina. Congratulations. It became a little mustache boy!
Explain the situation a little better.
I thought it would be fun to give birth to him.
-I still think it turned out good. -It looked unexpectedly real.
Let's move on. I need to wash my retinas clean with something else.
Now you get one who performs magic with pots, one who performs magic with balls-
-and one who performs magic with himself. Rippe, Christine and Olle!
What? Oh, I hear the signal from outer space!
Super-Rippe must save the world! Yes!
Help... Oh! Now.
Wait, wait.
-Ouch, ouch, ouch. Ouch, ouch, ouch. -Okay, wait.
My name is Olle. Do you have a quarter for a little street magic?
-Hi, hi! -Should I take the letter?
-"Juggle with the soccer ball." This ball, then. -Yes.
"Most tricks with the ball wins." Oh, shit. This could be difficult. Okay!
Yes! Now I will come to the rescue soon.
Oh! I must get away from here.
Like street madition... magician.
Then one wants to be able to roll up the sleeves and show that it's not shady.
Eh, and...
What the...?!
Look, horrors! Horrors.
Oh! Look!
The flower pots must change places so that positive energy spreads.
First I must shoot away the mean ducks!
If we help out and rub our hands like this.
Thank you, thank you. And the fork?
And then... there.
It was much stronger than me... Now we leave it.
Oh! I've never seen that before, Christine.
-What a cool thing. -Wow!
May I offer you a flower to share?
Have you seen the floating tie?
What?! One might think it's some stick trick, but nope.
And as the final trick, full body levitation.
Now I must move on to new adventures.
Yes! Yes.
Yes!
Yes! Yes! The world is saved!
Three, two, one, zero.
Good job! Thank you.
Yes, Christine. Really impressive. Juggling with two balls at the same time.
-Were you impressed? -Yes.
Rippe, this could have gone straight to Hollywood.
If it had gone a little faster. The flying feeling wasn't there.
It should have been swish! We'll take that next time.
Olle, which trick were you most satisfied with?
Those girls seemed so extremely uncomfortable.
-They actually were. -Magic can be frightening.
Yes, exactly!
-But now there's one left, right? -Yes. Yes, that's how it is.
Someone did a little alternative thing. Cool or not, I cannot judge.
Here comes Alfred Svensson and me.
-Is this the place we have? -No.
-Anywhere? -Not downtown, please.
God, how cool it would be.
Just show yourself. We do not need to make a green screen effect.
-First, we find a densely populated place. -Do we have any more ideas?
-Yes! Now we're at Ågesta golf club. -Yes. It's a public holiday today.
Everyone is looking at you. Many looks at you.
A few balls are coming.
Hello, hello! Isn't it a lovely atmosphere?
-It's nice to hang out here. -Very.
Hello. They are filming over there. Do you see it?
Have you seen that it's David Sundin? You see it? That's him in green.
-David Sundin from "Bäst i Test". -Swing.
-Good swing. -Wow!
Have you seen that it's David Sundin? You see it? That's good.
Finish those now.
I want to switch to the driver. Then I need tees.
Can you check if they have tees? Yes, but do it!
There we go. Here comes David Sundin! With tees.
Thank you, David. How nice, David Sundin.
You don't see that every day. David Sundin in a suit!
Oh. I need another bucket. Can you get one?
Go and buy another one.
-Hello. -Hello.
The card is checked.
Alfred...?
Wasn't it cool?
Good, Alfred! Now he wasn't so cocky, right?
-No...Ugh, I feel guilty, David. -Didn't you have some anger to vent?
Yes, that's true. You have put me through so much crap.
Now I'm a bit curious how you will score the entries, Babben.
If it had said "make David as uncomfortable as possible" you would have gotten a five.
But it was green screen effects. So it gets one point instead.
But a very high entertainment value. You have a bonus that lingers a bit.
Two points to Rippe. David couldn't really carry you.
Three points to Olle, "the street madition-magician."
-Four points to Gina. -Four? I gave life to the world!
Don't protest against four points.
Thus, the five-pointer goes to the ball magician Christine!
How happy I am!
We saw many balls there. What are we competing for tonight?
Well, the one who wins tonight's show gets to go home with a green screen suit.
In fact, it's the suit that I was wearing.
I'll also throw in a basket with balls that were not hit.
-And the jockstrap? -I always have it on. It's on.
Yes. Have you summarized the scores here?
Sure, and when I now put these points on the record...
Because I think everyone is sitting and waiting for another test-
-there is no reason for me to sit and babble and babble.
No, you said it yourself. Just go ahead.
This is a test with three parties. Four if you count me.
-Hey! -Hello!
-Is it time to come now? -Yes... Yes!
No ring... Has it started? No.
You tricked me again. Right away you start to mess with me.
"Create a three-party call."
"That you yourself participate in." My pulse is rising right away.
"The two other persons' names must rhyme."
Must rhyme! David, must I involve someone else in my nonsense?
"The conversation must last for 60 seconds."
"The one who creates a three-party call the fastest wins."
"You must never mention that it is a test."
No, no, no. No.
-"You have 20 minutes." -"Your time starts now."
Things like this make me panic.
-A three-way conversation with those? -With your own phone.
-Then I have to get it. -That's fine.
60 seconds? This should be quickly concluded?
That was what I also thought, but it didn't turn out that way.
We need to take a short break here before we have the three-way conversations.
Welcome back.
Our participants will start their three-way conversations-
-with two people whose names rhyme.
The conversation should last at least one minute, and one couldn't reveal that it's a test.
-A prank call then? -One might think so.
We begin with the technical trio Rippe, Olle, and Christine.
I'm not going to feel stressed.
But it is the one who first creates a valid three-way conversation...
-First creates?! -Yes.
-Mats and...? -No.
-Rhymes with? -Sats...? You're being vulgar. [slang: semen]
It's really hard to find rhymes.
-Nicknames work, right? -Like Hasse and Lasse?
-What are they called? -Lasse and Hasse.
-It's been... -Yes, but this is really annoying.
-Lasse here. -Hello, Lasse. It's Rippe.
-Hi, Nicke. It's Olle Sarri. -Hey, Olle.
-What are you doing? -I'm sitting on the toilet!
May I disturb you? I'm going to learn how to make a three-party call.
-Could be someone you don't know. -Okay. That's fine. Let's do that.
-I'm going to try to call Micke. -Okay.
Then I'm going to connect Hasse too and see how this works.
-Nicke and Micke then? -Yes.
I'll take Sanna and Anna.
How do you search? There has to be someone named Anna I can call.
-Do you hear both Lasse and you now? -Yes, indeed.
-Are you still on the toilet? -Yes.
You, Nicke? Hello...?
"I'm calling from the waterworks. I need to check if your tap is running." Okay!
-Dicke also rhymes with Nicke. -You, look here.
-Erik Dicksson? -Yes.
-But I've never called him... -Dicke. Until today.
I'm working on an experiment.
I'm just going to talk a little with you and see that it works.
Rippe, there must be something wrong with the technology, because you have succeeded.
But god. What do I add later?
-Plus. -Which plus?
-I haven't been to the bathroom yet today. -Has a minute passed now?
Yes! Thank you for the help, both of you. I will get back to you.
-I will send an invoice. Byebye. -Yes, thank you. Hi to you.
-Yes, it's Anna. -Hello. My name is Britt-Marie Persson.
I am calling from the waterworks and I wonder-
-if you can turn on the tap to see how the water looks.
-I am not home unfortunately. -No? What should I do then?
Can you wait a second? I will check with my colleague Sanna.
-Who are you calling? -Another Micke!
This seems very strange.
I was going to call my friend Anna, but then it went wrong.
When you answered I was embarrassed and I did this. Sorry.
-Oh, god. Is it over now? -Three, two, one, zero.
-How much time do I have? -It's over.
-So now it's just... -Is the time up?
It's completely over.
Full-fledged tripartite conversation. Lasse, Hasse and Rippe.
-Good job. -Thousand thanks.
Oh, what a mistake! Yes, but it turned out that way.
Christine, you picked someone at random. Why did you do that?
I didn't want to subject anyone, but I subjected her.
-I didn't have time to call another. -Unknown? No.
-It was so bad! -How did you bring Sanna along?
She was supposed to solve it. The colleague.
But she doesn't know that she works at the waterworks.
Can't we just move on? That was so stupid!
It's only Rippe who has managed it. Now one is tense. Who are they now?
Yes, one has heard about the actor Alfred Molina.
But Alfred and Gina?
This will never work.
-This is the worst I know. -Rhyming?
So feel my pulse now. Now I have a 180 pulse.
-Which names rhyme, then? -Saleh and Siham.
Not even close.
-I don't have friends that rhyme. -What should I say? This is what I'll do:
"I understand that this is strange. It's no problem. I'm doing well."
Nada and Maha? No.
Molly and... Mimmi? No, that won't work.
-Lazlo? -Lazlo? Who the hell... Don't swear. Fuck. Fuck fuck.
Fuck! No!
-Kodjo and... -Good rhyme-name.
-Yes... -What kind of friends do I have?
-Dad is named Saleh. -And... Laleh! [Persian/Swedish singer]
-Hi, Gina. -Hey. One second. Wait a bit.
No, what am I doing? I'm checking Instagram.
Daniel... Daniel rhymes with Daniel.
-Hey, Danne. -"This seems really strange."
-Now I'm rehearsing here. -I thought you had called.
-Hold on. Hold on. Hold on! -Yes, I’m still here.
It's busy. Then I will call again.
I will call again.
Now I've called him four times. Embarrassing!
Let's get something new.
He's talking to his watermelon.
Two of the same name. Anton rhymes with Anton!
-Anton Pudas. -What? Okay.
Anton Arvidsson.
What also rhymes with Saleh?
-Laleh. -You must let go of Laleh now.
She will not answer me.
-Saleh and... -Are we going to let go of Saleh?
Okay, I love you. I have to go now. Bye!
Really good talk.
-Hello, Alfred. -Hey, Pudas!
This is really strange, but you have to hang in there in this conversation.
I'm doing well.
I'm shaking. Wait. No worries, Anton. I'm doing well.
-I almost had a brain... pack. -What? [he means "hjärnsläpp" = brain fart]
Wait, wait.
My dad is messaging: "I don’t understand why you called."
No, it was a bit vague.
Hang on. Can you hear me? Hello? No, everyone disappeared!
-No, no. I'll just have to redo it. -Can I call David and David?
-Hello? -Hey, Pudas. Sorry. You disappeared.
I'm doing well.
Oh, excuse me.
Hello?
Hi, David. How nice. Now I'm calling Molly's boyfriend.
-Is his name David? -His name is David.
-Hang on, for God's sake. -Yeah, hello, hello?
So it is Anton Pudas and Anton Arvidsson in the same call.
It's incredibly strange, all of it. Just stay on the call.
-Hi, David. It's Gina. -Hey!
David and David. Molly is having a birthday soon.
Then I thought we would bring in David in a huge cake.
Then David jumps out and says: "You are the best at testing."
-Which one of us is sitting in the cake? -You, David, are sitting in the cake.
-How are you, Anton? -It is very good.
-Damn, how nice. Fuck! -Are you still with us?
-Damn, how long. -Has a minute passed?
-Yeah...? -Yes.
But! I will call you back and explain what this is.
Three, two, one, zero.
-Good job, Gina. -Thanks. You were part of a test.
-NO! Oh! -Oh, how embarrassing.
-You talked way longer than a minute. Good job. -God, I have to lie down.
Wait. I said it was a test. But that was after it was finished.
Don't say I have ruined it for myself again!
Gina, what genuine despair. Have you ruined it for yourself?
-No, the test was finished. -Completely finished. It's fine.
-Yes! -You are not disqualified.
But you rhymed David and David and Anton and Anton. What do you say?
It does not list two identical words in any rhyme dictionaries.
-But... in a rhyme dictionary? -In this moment, it's the law.
Anton and Anton... It rhymes.
But he used their nicknames.
-Wouldn't you have gotten that, too? -Danne and Danne.
-Should I be called Danne? -Dave and Dave.
One just calls himself Anton.
The other calls himself Kabanton. It rhymes.
But I didn't hear Kabanton.
-It is very internal. -Why is he called Kabanton?
-He's often dieting ["banta"]. -No!
You have slightly divided opinions on this. Then we usually have votes.
You can't participate. It's your rhymes that it's about.
We now want you three who are sitting on the other sofa to vote.
Are Anton and Anton and David and David rhymes or not?
Are they not rhymes? Raise a hand now.
-It's not a real rhyme. -No, there are three of them here.
-Then it's decided. And the points? -Hasse, Lasse, and Rippe take five.
Then there will be one point to the rest.
-Then we move on. What do we do now? -Now-now? We will take a short break.
Then it's time for the program's perhaps most popular segment.
-Are you with us, Babben? Do you understand? -No, but unfortunately I probably understand anyway.
-Go to break, you. -Here it comes.
Yes, the good news is that you are watching "Bäst i Test."
The not-so-good news is that David has made some kind of lucky wheel.
-It feels a bit ominous. -It's just this.
We will let chance decide. If you just spin the wheel.
-Should I just spin? -Just spin.
Hello! It's the middle of the program with me, David Sundin. Now we go.
Oh, David!
Yes, you are warmly welcomed to the middle of the program.
We will have a little open quiz where everyone can participate.
The one who answers first is the one who answers first.
-Ding-dong! Now we go. -Yes?
Sometimes one can accidentally put on one's pants...?
-Backwards? -Backwards is correct. [literally "back and front"]
-A line of letters forms a...? -An alphabet.
-Words, I said. -Alphabet is what we are looking for.
Double to Olle. Fun. Cool.
How funny that you are so good at exactly this quiz-
-which is about back and front and alphabet and all of that.
Because it is time to play back-and-front alphabet!
Yes indeed, how fun. We are going to play back-and-front alphabet.
Alfred, you have a letter that you can take out-
-and read aloud to your competitors, Babben, the audience and those at home.
"Write any letter on the little chalkboard."
"You have ten seconds. The time begins at David's signal."
Then you take the little chalkboard, and in ten seconds, write down a letter on it.
-This is so tricky. -Wow.
-Should we write "a letter"? -A letter.
-Two, one, zero. -That doesn't help, Olle.
There we go. How good. Everyone has written down a letter.
S, L, K, A, G. Olle?
You have a letter behind you there that you can take out and read.
"On Babben's question, write down your answer on the larger board."
"The one who holds up the correct answer on their board last in each round is out."
"Last remaining wins."
Write the name of a country that starts with the letter-
-that comes five letters before your letter in the alphabet.
-That doesn’t work. -Yes, you just have to go back.
-That was strange to say like that. -Rippe is wrong.
Christine is wrong. Then you write something else.
-Should I write a country? -Yes, a country. Hello, Alfred. Welcome.
-Gina is right. -Yes!
-And Christine is right. -Yes, I read wrong.
Rippe is wrong! You are still in the game until one of you is right.
-Can he do that? -Alfred is right.
That means in this round Rippe came last...
-...and has to put his board down. -Then it’s the next question.
Write a dish that starts with the letter-
-that comes 27 letters after your letter. [The Swedish alphabet has 29 letters: A-Z, then Å, Ä, Ö]
Oh, dear...
We are working with 29 letters here.
-Christine is wrong. -What?!
Olle is right.
-After? -Gina is right.
-Then we have Alfred and Christine left. -And are you thinking about after or before?
-Citronpasta? [Lemon pasta] -That's wrong.
I just wrote down the entire alphabet and counted backwards.
-How can there be so much wrong? -I don't want to write the crap again.
Jordärtskockssoppa [Jerusalem artichoke soup] is right! Good. And it's tasty.
Alfred lowers his stand. Here comes the next question.
Write something that weighs more than David-
-that starts with the letter that comes ten letters before your letter.
-How much more should it weigh? -Than David.
But stop talking!
-Christine is right. -I love you!
-Olle is right. Or what does it say? -Aslan. [from Chronicles of Narnia]
Aslan is right. Both a bear and the lion Aslan weigh more than me.
Then we take the next.
Write a common female name that starts with the letter-
-that comes 12 letters after your letter.
Oops.
-Ylva is wrong. -What?
-Sometimes they spell it like that. -Wiveka is correct!
Christine, you should have written a regular female name with X.
-Now Olle Sarri is left in the end! -Thank you, thank you, thank you.
This is how we play the back-and-front alphabet.
Now let’s see how this turned out. What excitement and fun we had.
There were five points for Olle. Four for Christine.
Three for Gina, two for Alfred, and one for Rippe.
Bravo.
-Are you being nice and tallying the total? -Of course.
If we sum all this up, we have a shared second place:
-Alfred and Gina. -What?!
Oh. I thought I was last.
Then we have a shared first place for the rest of the group.
So you are last. Clearly. 12 points we have there.
-12 points, 9 points. It's really thrilling. -God, what an incredible disappointment.
It's still quite even when you are in shared positions like this. Right?
Really, Babberoni.
But in order to distribute more points, we need to do more tests.
So here comes one that contains fireworks.
-Stand on the moon. -Am I supposed to stand on the moon? How nice.
"Launch the rocket."
"To light the rocket, you need matches."
"To get matches, you must hit the target with a dart." Okay.
"To get a dart, you must throw a ball in the barrel."
"To get a ball, you must say an existing word -"
-"- with at least ten letters." -"You must not leave the mat."
"The one who launches the rocket fastest wins."
"Your time starts now."
Yes, one would say a word with ten letters or more.
Then you get a ball to throw in the barrel.
Then you get an dart to throw at the target.
Then you get a match to light the rocket with.
Yes. You make this sound really simple.
It actually wasn't any harder than that.
Do it in that order and be reasonably quick.
-Then you get five simple points in the register. -Then. Which ones do we look at first?
Two of the country's most popular brothers. Roger and Billy. [tv shows: "Macken" / "Leif & Billy"]
"To get a ball you must say..." Okay.
-Flaggstångsknoppsreparatör. -Here you go. [Flagpole knob repairman]
-Garmisch-Partenkirchen. -I don't need to double-check that. [in Bavaria, Germany]
Okay...
No! Okay. Flaggstångsknoppsreparatör.
And are you throwing the dart now? Then you get a match.
-Oh, it went over, you. -Långtradarchaufför. [Truck driver]
I don't need to check the count either.
Oh my god.
-That was close! -It was a rim shot.
-Akvariefiskar. [Aquarium fish] -Yes, yes. Of course, of course.
What should I do? Yes. Okay.
Edge in and edge in.
There's a single match in here. Oh my god.
This is indeed the difficult one.
-Yes! -It's on the board.
This is so incredibly important. Yes indeed, here it comes.
-ONE match! -So this, so to speak, is it.
-It went off. Good job. -Thanks!
-Can I leave now? -Yes.
Rippe, was it difficult to come up with new long words all the time?
-Could have said the same one. -Alfred, you thought of that right away.
-Flagpole knob...? -Repairman.
-Odd. -There are those who work with such things.
-Absolutely! In a sky lift. And the times? -Or lower the flagpole.
Rippe got five minutes and three seconds.
Alfred? Significantly faster. One minute and 39 seconds.
-What?! -Good job!
How good.
Impressive result. But not unbeatable. Forward, David.
She got her start on "Lattjo Lajban." [1997-2012 children's TV shows block]
And he has two children, so it's become "lattjo lajban" there as well. ["fun fun"]
Christine Meltzer and Olle Sarri.
-Existensminimum. [Minimum existence] -Byxlinning. [Pants lining]
-Yes, yes. Sure. It was far above. -Thanks.
-Hit now, Olle! -Why are you throwing so hard?
Well, but it’s a little windy.
-And then you get a dart. -ONE dart?!
-We will be at it for a long time. -You get a dart.
Katapultarm. [Catapult arm] Okay.
-So. -Then you get it.
-But does the mat have to be here? -No.
Can I roll this away?
-Don't leave the carpet. -I won't do that.
-I'm getting ready with a ball here. -That's not needed.
There it sits. And now I get matches. Thanks.
ONE match? And it's quite windy.
-No, I have to... Jordgloben. [The globe] -Jordgloben? No problem.
Amors pilar. [Cupid's arrows]
-Does it need to stand here? -I didn't say that.
Yes, but now then. That's good.
-Hold on. -There we go.
Look, this is a walking mat.
I think I'm even putting one on, another one and then a third.
-Then I have four of them. -Yes, good!
-This seems a bit scary almost. -But here is a good windbreak.
Here she comes. Beep-beep!
Now you mustn't stand and peek like that. Hope you've finished peeking.
For the next thing that happens is that we shoot it up.
-Ah! Oh, darn. -Happy New Year!
-There we go. Good job. -That was still fast. At rocket speed.
Still on the carpet, but a new carpet.
Thanks for the balls and Cupid's arrows. ["pilar" = dart/arrow]
-Goodbye! -Hello.
How smart you both were there with the carpet.
I had a good feeling that it was quite even between you.
Yes, it could have been. I think I was a bit faster.
-What were their times? -It was very close.
There was only seven seconds difference between Christine and Olle.
Christine launched the rocket after seven minutes and 57 seconds.
-That's not even good. -Olle only needed...
-...eight minutes and four seconds. -Wow!
But then Alfred and Rippe are leading-
-but there is one loose cannon left here who can turn everything upside down.
Gina will try to beat 1 minute and 39 seconds.
But throwing things is not her favorite activity.
Oh really? Are you saying that?
But even a broken clock is right twice a day.
"To get a ball, you must say an existing ["existerande"] word with at least ten letters."
- "Existerande" is already an existing word. - Existerande?
No! Existerande.
-Aim just a little above. -Yes!
-Yes... No! -No, no, no.
Existerande!
Now I have this in the body. No!
No! Existerande.
No. Existerande. No. No! No. No!
But what the hell am I doing?!
For the win! No. Existerande.
-Existerande. -You had a splinter.
You can't talk to me when I'm about to throw.
-No! -I'm losing focus.
For Sweden. No!
No!
For my grandfather.
For grandmother.
For Astrid Lindgren. [Children's author]
-Olof Palme. [Former PM] -God, I thought the same!
-Is that true? -I swear to God! No!
-Existerande... Okay. -That's where we should be.
Who are we doing this for? For all the cats out there.
Yes! Finally! It was the cat cries that got it.
Now... Burn! Yes!
-No! -I can't take it!
I'm so done with this.
Gina, could I sense a certain lack of enthusiasm here?
But I can't throw. I can't aim.
-You stepped off the mat a few times. -I'm done with this game.
She might have stepped off on purpose. What was the score?
Olle moved the mat, but too late. Two points.
Faster than Olle was Christine, who gets three points.
Rippe gets four points.
-The five-pointer goes to Alfred! -Oh, oh, oh.
-Very fast. -Thank you.
-Can we move on? -We can do that.
Now it's time for a team test where communication is the key.
- I feel safe. - Really? - Shouldn't I?
Then we have two meters left.
-Should you take high steps like this? -Be careful. You're kicking David. Thanks.
"Guide the participant with the blindfold through the maze."
"Those who guide must not repeat words."
"Only the participant with the blindfold may enter the maze."
"The blindfold must not be removed."
"If a rope is touched or a word is repeated, the participant..."
-"...with a blindfold must..." -"...start over."
"The team that gets a participant through the maze the fastest wins."
"Your time starts now."
Yes, one would thus guide a team member through the maze.
If one repeats words or nudges the maze, one must start over.
And a trained eye could see that even this week-
-Ellen Bergström has stepped in between Alfred and Rippe.
Yes, Ellen is in, for better or for worse. We'll see after a short break.
Welcome to the conclusion of today's thrilling "Bäst i Test."
We have a team test where two will guide a third through a maze.
Without repeating words and without the person in the maze seeing.
There were a few other rules. You will understand when you see it.
I hand over audio and visual to Rippe, Alfred, and Ellen.
One clap? Right. Two claps mean left.
-It's forward. -Yes, it felt forward.
It's forward. And... It's stop.
-Now I'm going, then. -Then we'll put you here.
What a smart thought. Really good.
Should I go left?
-Then I'll help you back. -This is a hay bale.
-Can you go under it? -Yes.
-Yes, but then we do this. Crawl. -It's been 13 minutes.
Now I'm going to the left.
I am like a cat.
Yes. What is it?
-No, no! -Then we had the word "no" twice.
-No! No, so close! -Crawl like a little hamster.
-Yes! -There we have it.
-Yes! -25.32.
Oh, how nice. Thank you.
Yes, but what then? That was smart.
Wasn't it smart to communicate without words.
But then some fragments slipped out there.
Is it a bold guess that we should look at the other team now?
Not bold at all, Babben. Not at all. Here are Christine, Gina, and Olle.
So it's a maze. It's right, left.
-Stop, stop. -No. It was the same.
You ask the questions. "Should I go forward?"
-You ask and we just say...? -You say different words. Very good.
Should I stay now? Or no, I continue. Right?
-Cool! -Continue then.
-Huh! -Oh?
-Climb! -Ah. Or just...
Close to edge.
Khara, khara! [Arabic swear word] Fuck!
-Khara, khara. -Can I go under the string?
-Should we try that? -Absolutely.
Is this good?
-Say an animal to stop. -Cat!
-So we... -Worm!
I crawl straight forward now if I get a sound.
-Oh, so stupid. -I turn right to a sound.
I try to move forward until I get a sound.
Forward until a new sound comes.
I should have taken off the jacket.
-Good job. -Yes!
-Did we make it? -Apparently.
I was about to die.
-Sorry, Olle, that we were like that. -Yeah, but you had a lot of fun.
As I remember it, there was an ongoing laughter.
Whatever I tried to communicate, it was very funny.
We will see how long this took. What do you say, David?
Alfred and Rippe led Ellen in 25 minutes and 32 seconds.
It may sound like a lot, but then we have the gigglers.
They got Olle through the maze in 31 minutes and 47 seconds.
Not so bad. That makes three points for Rippe and Alfred!
Remember that the winner goes home with their very own green screen costume.
And these balls that were never hit.
Remember, anything can happen and everything can turn.
For now it's the final.
Warm welcome to the wall, everyone.
Gina, can you send this down to Christine? Thanks.
-Do we have to send it, too? -Of course.
-Should I read? -Yes, please.
"Hide from Babben. When David says 'Dive,' you hide behind the wall."
"You may then move freely behind the wall for ten seconds."
"If Babben guesses right about where you are, then you are out of the test."
-"Last one standing wins." -Question?
-Can there be more than one in a pen? -Yes, there can.
Okay! Then it's free mingling until I call dive.
-Then you can mingle freely and talk. -Now let’s see. Where will you stand?
-Cheers. -Dive!
-Okay, now we dive. -Should we dive now too?
You can start finding your positions in your respective boxes.
There. Now you have to stay where you are located.
-Yes? I think Alfred is on one. -Then I’ll place these here.
I think Rippe is on three. Also Christine is on three.
-That they are next to each other? -I think Gina is on five.
And I think Olle is on four.
I’ll ask Gina Dirawi to stand up.
What the hell! I needed that point.
-Then we ask Olle to stand up. -Please do.
-Quite far away even. -Really.
May I ask Christine to stand up?
-Look! Congratulations. -Thanks, Babben.
And then we ask Jan Rippe to stand up.
Close, but not close enough.
We have a chance on Alfred. May I ask Alfred to stand up?
-Yes, you missed it there. -Look!
Gina is out of this round and gets to sit on the couch.
We make the game board a little smaller. One is off and out of play.
God, how cool! One is out of play. And the mingling time begins...
-Which one did you remove? -One is out of play.
-Hey! -Hello, hello.
-Dive! -But Gina, then? Oh.
You have to stay where you are. Babben, time to guess.
Rippe, lane two. Olle, lane two.
Meltzer, lane three. Alfred? I will put him in lane two as well.
Almost a full coverage. Exciting! May I ask Christine to stand up?
Oh. Then this is based on them having made space there for all four.
-May I ask Olle to stand up? -Congratulations, Babben. How fun for you.
-May I ask Jan Rippe to stand up? -No.
May I ask Alfred to stand up?
-Oh. -Oh, what a head rush I got.
-This means that Olle is out of play. -Goodbye, goodbye.
-Goodbye. -Good luck.
Now we turn off five. Now two, three, and four are left.
Mingling time begins...
-Yes. Yes, yes. Of course. -Oh, absolutely.
-It's Friday. -Dive!
There they disappeared and we give them some time to form down here.
But now they should have found their respective place.
Now I blow.
-Babben, it is time to guess. -Alfred, four.
Rippe, three.
I say Christine, two.
This is based on a theory that no one right now shares a place.
So that could very well be. Then I ask Alfred to stand up.
-There you got me. -Yes.
-May I ask Rippe to stand up? -Peekaboo!
May I ask Christine to stand up?
This means that Alfred gets to go and sit on the couch.
Then we turn off section four.
Left are now only two and three.
The mingling time starts now.
But fun. Shall we dive down already now? We can mingle down here.
Dive! And they are already down and get a little extra time.
There I blew off the hiding time. Time to guess.
I guess that Christine is on lane two.
Oh, Rippe is on lane three.
-Yes! -No, no, no.
It was him! But have you now guessed correctly on Christine?
Can I ask Christine to stand up?
She won!
It looks like Christine wins the wall!
-What a thing! -Come back to the sofas.
Okay, okay, okay. Then let's see here.
Yes, you get points in the order that you sat down on the sofa.
One point to Gina, two to Olle, three to Alfred.
Four goes to Rippe, and five points to Christine, who stayed the longest!
This was exactly what we needed to be able to tally this up-
-and get a winner here of tonight's program.
Then it looks as follows: We have Gina at ten points.
-Thank you. -Ten strong points.
-Then we have Olle at 16 points. -Thank you. Wow!
We have a shared second place. That's a bit cool.
At 20 points each we find Christine and Alfred.
But Rippe got 23 points! He wins the program!
Jan Rippe, ladies and gentlemen! Stand up! Stand up!
He wins! He does it! Come forward.
-And look here. Oh, oh, oh! -Oh, oh, oh.
And what have we learned this evening? Well, grunting, farting, and whistling is difficult.
Annoying things can be magically removed with green.
And "flaggstångsknoppsreparatör" contains more than ten letters.
Do you miss us? Go to TV4 Play and search for "Bäst i Test."
I promise, we are there around the clock. Thank you for this evening!
Come, let’s go congratulate Rippe.
Original Swedish text: Johanna Svensson, Iyuno