Set yourselves comfortably in front of the TV and listen carefully now.
I'm saying this only once. A warm welcome to "Bäst i Test"!
The program that makes molehills of mountains and water of wine.
Five brave fighters are at our disposal in tonight's battle and they are:
The obsessive oracle Gina Dirawi!
The obscure original Alfred Svensson!
The obligatory opportunist Olle Sarri!
The wondrous word artist Christine Meltzer!
And the obdurate optimist Jan Rippe!
And in tonight's program you will see, among other things, this...
-Yes! -I have to go now. No.
Ludvig, Adam...
-I didn't know there were so many keys! -There we go, asphalt. Here comes the boom.
-I can't lose all my things, I need the points. -David, you ass.
Welcome back, panel. We've made some progress into the season.
Has it gone better or worse than you thought?
It's gone very much up and down.
I have been going around and telling certain people that I'll win this.
But who am I to believe that?
Rippe, is the dream of winning the entire season still alive?
-Yes, of course. -That's how it should be!
At the same time, it's the most fun to just be with these gems.
We have so much fun together. So it doesn't matter who wins.
-But I will do my best. -Yes, you do do that, we know.
This program also requires someone who weighs and measures.
The only one who has taken this on and has it as his whole identity-
-is, as is well known, David Sundin.
Wow! Thank you, thank you, Babben. What a nice introduction.
I am meticulous and ambitious.
My only weakness is that I am a bit too ambitious.
This is not a job interview, so just start the first test.
Will do. No time to lose.
But in this test, you actually should wait a little while.
-Oh, here you are sitting on the stairs. -Good day!
-I get anxious sometimes. -I know.
"Complete the three tasks and reach the goal."
"If you don't make it, you're disqualified."
"1. Put on a pedometer on each arm and each leg."
"And collect a thousand steps."
"2. Unlock the box and take out the toast."
"3. Throw a sandwich with peanut butter over the obstacle so that it spins"-
-"at least one full spin and lands with the peanut butter side up."
"The one who starts latest wins. You have ten minutes from now."
Here it's important to wait until the last moment.
But not for too long, though.
Do I get points for just waiting?
You have to make it in time, otherwise you'll be disqualified.
Make it in time and complete them, or just make it in time?
-Complete them. -Yes, good.
So, they had ten minutes to complete the three tasks and reach the finish line.
It's the participant who starts last who wins.
So it's about waiting, but not for too long.
Exactly so.
First to tackle the test is a woman who reads the letter carefully-
-and meticulously evaluates her approach-
-before she throws herself into the challenge. Gina Dirawi!
"The one who starts latest wins. You have ten minutes from now."
I can't take it. I can't take it.
It's probably one of those.
But god, these keys. Come on now, for god's sake.
Yes! Like so.
-If you don't finish everything, you are disqualified. -I'll manage. What's wrong with you?
-Yes! What do I do now? -The steps. Up to one thousand steps.
One thousand steps is still a lot. But what time is it?
-Four minutes have passed. -Am I supposed to be the fastest?
-The one who starts the latest wins, you know. -Excuse me?
-The one who starts the latest. -The one who starts the latest?!
-But oh! -Someone might have started earlier.
-But I started right away. -Yes, it was very immediate.
We will laugh about this later, Gina.
But I can't lose everything. I must have points for crying out loud!
-Everything you say is true. -I've hardly managed anything.
-And now I am out of breath. -Why do you think that happened, then?
I can't lose everything. Then we have the team stuff.
Christine and Olle are as confused as I am.
But I can't manage the stuff.
Is there any test that you feel that I at least managed that?
-When I got cold. I got goosebumps. -Goosebumps?
I had raised my hopes that I'd perform well, but I'm coming in last.
In this test it can be so, but listen to this.
-Imagine if the other four people... -They will not be disqualified.
We are just toying with the idea. Everyone gets disqualified. We hope for that.
-That won't happen! -No.
Odds-wise it looks bleak. But exciting. We'll see, Gina.
I could have won this.
-You still can. -No.
Yes. Gina, Gina.
How many points do you think you have missed out on for mistakes in reading?
I get worried about my brain capacity.
-What the hell. Focus, woman. -Keep going. Tell me, David.
In this test, one would wait as long as possible.
-How long did it take for Gina? -It took three seconds.
She is so eager to get started and put her best foot forward, our Gina.
She managed to get together one thousand steps on the pedometers.
She managed that easily since she had so much time.
-Yes! -There you go.
Then we have indirectly seen what the standard is for the test.
Now it can probably only get better.
I remind you that it could be that all the others wait too long-
-and do not finish the tasks and then it is you who wins.
Gina, because you did it. Here comes the rest. The whole bunch.
-There is nothing to wait for. -The one who waits the longest wins.
I will start last of all.
-Starts last? -The one who starts last. This is time management.
But if no one starts last, then? Someone has to do it.
-How stupid can you be? -I know.
If you find the right key quickly, it can be done in under a minute.
-I might have to get started now. -No.
-I have to get going. -You don’t have to.
I’m starting now, David. It’s better that I finish it than not.
In six minutes?
It would suck to go in five minutes and do it in a minute.
Then you could have waited four more minutes.
-How long do you need for them? -It can take several minutes.
There are too many keys. Better to score something than to have zero.
-Four minutes left. -Now I’m going.
There’s surely someone who... No. I’ll wait a bit. I’m going now. No.
-Six minutes left. -I’m starting now.
There she goes, on the dot at five minutes.
-I have never worn such things before. -Fun for the sport.
-Was that where it failed already? -No, this was not...
-Is it going to be suspense music? -It will be.
-Yes! -There he goes.
-3.5. I see it. -You fix it in 1.5.
-Doesn't matter. Here I go. -There he went.
No?
Ah! But God, so many keys!
-You have to collect the steps too. -But I can do that later.
How are you going to manage that?
You might have waited the longest, but you still have to achieve it.
-3.5 minutes. -That's too little!
-You probably waited too long, Christine. -I didn't know there were so many keys!
-Take one that you see fits. -Yes, but I don't know... There!
I'm in! I'm in indeed!
-Three minutes left. -A toast bread!
-Oh! There's only 2.5 minutes left. -Is there?
I didn't count on how slow you are.
-Now I'm placing them a bit carefully here. -That's what I'm thinking about.
-Yes, that it is... Oh, how many. -Thanks, I guess.
Now seven minutes have passed. The steps are not a factor here.
-I would have liked to go earlier. -You will end up last!
-Two minutes left. -I spilled peanut butter.
-That doesn't bother me. -No, but I... I don't like it.
-What calm. -Yes, stupid.
-It must spin once. -Spin once!
It is peanut butter up! You have 2.5 minutes left.
It will never work. Yes, it worked.
The butter upward. Good! Spin once over the obstacle.
-And now I'm just going to finish. -There are 60 seconds left.
-I am unsure if you have... -Yes, you just want to humiliate me.
You were so busy with the keys.
-You could have waited longer. -I don't know how many steps.
-Now I'm up to 250. -I believe that.
-It feels a bit silly. -That happens when you take it easy.
-Are you getting ready for the finish? -Absolutely.
Five, four, three, two, one, zero.
-Done! -Good job.
-Are you going to eat it? -It got a bit of gravel in it.
-Don't eat that now. -No.
-Good job! -He just walks.
-What should I do now? -Wait.
-Can I peek if I made it? -No.
-Good. -Yes.
Christine, what is your feeling? Did you get a thousand steps?
No idea. There was a lot of info here. I still don't know if I got it right.
And why did we stand and wait before we should go in?
-It was the steps. -Yes, it was the steps!
No, that... I have no idea.
Okay, okay! Olle, how did you reason about the timing of your start?
I should have waited longer.
I am disappointed in myself that I am standing still with the keys.
You were so calm.
-Is that wise? -No, but harmonious to see.
-It has been a something I've lacked in several tests. -Harmony? Yes, we'll see!
-What results did they get, David? -Everyone got their thousand steps.
Now it is only about who started last.
It may not even surprise Gina herself that she gets one point there.
Two points go to Olle who started at four minutes and 26 seconds.
Christine started after exactly five minutes and gets three points.
Then there was one who started at 6:04 and one who started at 6:31.
But the one who gets tonight's first five points is Alfred Svensson.
Yes, yes, yes!
That obviously means that Rippe gets the four.
-We keep the momentum and move on. -Now we are going to rub the gray matter...
...by tackling some completely new inventions.
-Oh? -Hello!
-Hello. -Hey, Don Julio.
-You like that, right? -Should I take it? I will take it.
"Invent a tool that benefits humanity."
"You have 60 minutes ..."
"...to invent and then 60 seconds to sell your tool."
"Your time starts now."
"If your invention becomes a big success"-
-"Babben owns the rights to it." Oh, well.
-Fair enough. -I think so.
-Or not quite. -That's the way it is.
It was about first inventing something, and then marketing your invention.
Babben, I have secured it so that you have the rights to the inventions.
-Then I can retire. Nice! -Yes, that's quite possible.
Retiring is what you can do now for a few minutes anyway.
The time has come for a short and refreshing break.
You are watching "Bäst i Test" and we will treat you with more advertisements!
The test we started before the break is based on inventing something-
-for the benefit of humanity and marketing it.
We begin with something for thirsty pleasure seekers signed by Jan Rippe.
Ah! Are you sitting outside in the garden and craving a beer?
But can't be bothered to go inside and fetch one? Then I have the solution.
Rippe's beer post.
You just pull here and then the nice things come. Here it comes!
If you are sitting outside in the garden and are craving a beer-
-but can't be bothered to go to the fridge and get one - then we have the solution!
Look! Ah!
-Here we have it! -But my god.
For consultation - contact us. Oh! Wonderful!
Yes, we didn't know that about you, that you can't be bothered to get up and fetch a beer.
Is it a recurring problem?
Well, but it is nice to avoid going inside.
The problem is that one has to make a special construction for each house.
It gets a bit shaken up on the way. You do get beer.
-It gets a little overpressurized. -We offer that.
We offer that. Now I want to see more innovations.
Now we get a product that helps when you dress your small children.
Here is Christine's invention.
Surely you have also felt that life is tough when you have small children?
When you have put in both feet then you get to taste the lollipop.
You need help.
Over All Nanny!
Yes, you get sticks, tape, cones, rope and karaoke machine.
But above all the little lollipop that makes the child stand completely still.
And so... Oh, you’ll get cold. Little guy! No worries.
Now mom is going to a party. Have fun now, then.
Over All Nanny.
Because you are worth it!
This looks like it would work really well.
-Over All Nanny? -Yes, that help is needed.
I was going to a party so I was a bit in a hurry too.
It can be popular in any situation. Yes, who will invent next?
It is Alfred who works with inclusion-
-and wants to help more people to engage in extreme sports.
Paraboard! How much fun we are having.
Very good. Paraboard!
Here we go. Paraboard!
Did it go well? Yes. Yes.
Flag for safety. Sleeping bag.
If you want to sleep. Sleep. Sleep.
Paraboard!
If I had been disabled I would have bought one of those.
Paraboard!
-Paraboard. -Yes.
Alfred, a niche target group.
But potentially a very effective solution. Tell me more about your paraboard.
If you are wheelchair-bound and want to engage in extreme sports.
Maybe you have done it before in life and want to be able to do it again.
Then this is for those people.
-Could there be Olympics eventually? -I absolutely believe so.
-But I own the rights. -That's right, yes.
That's right, yes! That is correct.
It will work out. Something tells me that we will see Olle's invention now.
Sure we will. This one is for all cheese lovers.
Oh! Cold cheese on the sandwich.
Not again. You want melted cheese on the sandwich.
Do you? Aha!
Then we have the semi-automatic cheese slicer...
-What is melted in English? -Melt.
2025!
-And then I will taste. -Oh! Lucky.
-The cheese is melted. -Yummy!
Buy it. Buy it now.
Here is the lobster. Good job.
-Aren't you eating the edges? -Not today.
Good job there, Olle. Tell me a little more about your Cheese Slicer Melt 2025.
-Congratulations, Babben who will cash in. -Yes, I look forward to it.
The fact is it worked. Of course, I mean.
-What was burning there? -It's a gas burner.
-And there was a window too. -Yes, so that the cheese... What?!
Gina, are you getting jealous now?
Do you also want one? Talk to Babben about it.
-Can't you just take the fire? -But hello!
You want it really melted. Wasn't it good?
The cheese was burning when it...
-You got burning cheese on the sandwich. -Yes, it reminds me of napalm.
-Then we only have one innovator left. -Yes.
It is Gina who has a solution for a smelly problem.
-I know what I want to do. -Okay?
-I have a problem and a solution. -It’s not harder than that.
-No! -Then let's go.
This is something that all dog owners have problems with.
This is something that I can still enjoy sometimes.
But I sometimes feel that this is a bit over my limit. Do you understand?
No...
But god, look how pretty it will be!
-This is really good. -Right, a bit bizarre.
-Well I am Arab. So... -Yes, thank you.
And you have a really cool accessory with you in the city.
Definitely. How do we demonstrate this in a good way, then?
Hi! I'm Rex. Do you enjoy taking long walks with your dog?
But hate the feeling of warm shit on your hands when you're picking up the poop?
I have the solution for you.
Excuse me. Aren't you going to pick that up?
Of course I am, but I'm not gonna use my hands. I'm gonna use the Poopadoo!
Ahhh, that was easy.
Let your Poopadoo do the work. And also, it's biodegradable.
Just put it in nature and you have also helped the trees!
Buy your own Poopadoo now on this number, down here. The Poopadoo!
Okay, it was a bit like you just moved the poop.
-No, this is for compost. -Okay, in the compost.
-Good job. -Wasn't it a good idea?
Yes, Gina. You have a dog. Have you already launched your prototype?
I think this is fantastic. You have to pick up the smelly poop.
Then you can suck it up and then throw it...
-You know, in the forest. -Yes, I understand.
We have a poop sucker, a beer pipe, a jumpsuit with strings-
-a skateboard for everyone and a burning cheese slicer.
The one who has the questionable honor to assess the products' potential-
-is a man who is used to making difficult decisions on the football field.
We warmly welcome Jonas Eriksson! [retired football referee, business/sales background]
A hearty welcome, Jonas.
You have received five potential products that can become successes. What do you think?
It's important to find products that can reach out globally.
That can become really big commercial successes...
-...to secure your future. -Exactly!
It hasn't been easy. We start with Olle. One point.
Speaking of creating problems, instead of solving problems.
-What? How so? -Security and safety in homes.
-There is something to work on. -Excitement?
Moreover, the microwave solves the same problem-
-and is found in 99.9% of all Swedish kitchens.
Two points. Alfred. Security and safety again.
It risks causing more injuries with your invention.
Furthermore, it is quite a niche market if one wants to reach globally.
-So I think it has to wait a bit. -Okay, but it has potential.
Three points. Christine. Fantastic. Everyone has been there with their children at some point.
Stressed, on the way to school. But think of our educators.
Imagine bringing millions of sugar-filled children to school.
The dentists' concern and the children who take off their clothes to get a lollipop.
It lacks a bit there from a public health perspective.
I get it, but perhaps it can be developed if you are interested.
There are opportunities.
It could be something other than a lollipop.
Then something that I like.
Sitting at home in the garden on a warm day and getting a beer that runs straight down.
I wonder about the mechanics. It lacks that last little bit.
-But four points go to you. -Thanks. You will get a beer later.
-Thanks, thanks. And five points. Gina. -God, finally! Yes!
-This will be your big breakthrough. -I think about this all the time.
How many dogs are there in the world?
How many dog owners have the same problem that you have?
There is a secularism and a sustainability in it all.
This will be your big breakthrough. Babben's financial future is secured.
-I got you, Babben. -Fantastic. Very good.
Thank you so very much. Jonas Eriksson!
So we thank Jonas for the points. What is it that we are competing for tonight?
Well, tonight's winner gets Gina's prototype for their Poopadoo.
And a contract where Babben has signed over the rights to it.
It could be a lucrative prize.
Now we will take a short break, but before you know it-
-we are back with test, test and more test.
Welcome back. We have come to the middle of the program.
David, as I said at our annual development meeting, you can keep-
-this segment if it is exciting, eventful and fun.
Wow! Thanks, thanks, Babben, for the trust.
That you think I am the right guy is makes me get up every morning.
Without further ado, I turn to the panel and ask...
- If I say tongue twister? - Packa pappas kappsäck. [Pack papa's suitcase.]
-Packa pappas kappsäck? -Sex laxar i en laxask. [Six salmon in a salmon box.]
-A little lower. -Sex laxar i en laxask.
-No, fewer. -Fem laxar i en laxask. [Five]
-Fewer. -Fyra? Tre laxar i en laxask. [Four? Three]
-Two? -Oh, how funny, Alfred!
That you mention this thing about three salmon in a salmon box.
Because it has indeed become time to play Three Salmon in a Salmon Box!
Yes, we are going to play Three Salmon in a Salmon Box.
How fun. Christine? Please read the letter.
So shall it be, David. With honor.
"Plunder, pinch, or protect salmon in your salmon box."
"If you choose to pinch, you may take one salmon from any salmon box."
"If you choose to plunder, you may take all salmon from any salmon box."
"If you choose to protect, no one may plunder your salmon box."
"But you are not protected"-
-"from someone pinching a salmon from your salmon box."
"The one with the most salmon in their salmon box at the end of the test wins."
Are you ready? How fun and exciting. Then we go!
Then I will give you a few seconds to write down your choices.
You can therefore choose to protect. Then you are protected against looting.
-Bless you! -Bless you.
-Then we start with Olle. -Here it comes!
-Pinch from Rippe. -It doesn't help if you are protected.
-And Rippe? That's how it goes. -Yes. You just wait.
-Then, Rippe, I wonder what you...? -Pinch.
-From Alfred. -Sorry.
-Here it comes. There you go. -Then I am back on three.
Alfred, what have you chosen?
I am not any better myself. Plunder Gina.
Then I ask you, Gina, if you are protected.
-I knew it! -That means that nothing happens here.
Now it just turned out like this.
There was some thought anyway. It is not personal.
-But it was for... -Plunder Alfred.
And we know that Alfred is not protected.
-Do we know that? -We are aware of it.
We already know that.
-Everything is falling apart for me. -Everyone has presented their choices.
-And you're not allowed to look at what the others have? -Of course not!
-Wait, I haven't written anything. -Wait.
How hard can it be? Never mind. It's a game.
-Round two! Christine? -I'll just say: Strategy.
Protected? It means that Christine is protected from looting.
But not from pinching. Let's move on to Alfred.
Plunder Christine. Fun. Goodbye. No fish.
Hold it up once.
-I'm sure I've spelled it wrong too. -Alfred said plunder Christine.
And that led nowhere. Let's move on to Gina.
-I'm just protecting myself. -Protecting themselves again.
-Then let's move on to Rippe. -What are you going to do now?
Protect Rippe. He is protecting himself.
-It would have been nice if you had protected me. -Yes!
What will be the decider in round two now is what Olle has written.
I was thinking of plundering Alfred, but you have none.
Then I wrote as usual. I wouldn't have needed to erase.
Rippe is protected, but one can pinch.
So one small salmon.
One is not protected from theft. That's how it is.
Then we enter the last round. We erase our boards.
We think through our strategies. And then we write.
-Fun, clear and exciting. -There you have it.
The three key words are followed to the letter.
It's a bit hard to erase, but that doesn't matter.
It's time for the third round. We ask Alfred to turn up his sign.
Plunder Rippe. Heart.
Plunder Rippe?
-Then the question is, Rippe. Are you protected? -No.
Then I will plunder Rippe. Did you try to start a round of applause?
A slow clap.
But then we wonder of course what you had on your sign.
-Pinch from Olle. -Yes.
Because I have stolen from you two times?
-Of course. Of course, Olle! -A pure act of revenge.
-Then, Olle. Can we see what you have chosen? -This time I have changed my mind.
He has chosen to protect himself. Then it's Gina's turn.
-I am just protecting myself. -Gina is protected.
-Then only Christine is left. -Damn!
Christine is protected.
And thus Christine is the winner!
So... Apparently! Like that. Thank you, thank you.
That's how we play Three Salmon in a Salmon Box.
Incredible that salmon can generate such a pulsating excitement.
It's fun to be able to surprise. Now let's see how it went for you all.
It turned out that in the end it randomly happened that-
-as many salmon as one had left, as many points one gets.
So it will be one salmon slash point for Rippe.
Two to Alfred, three to Gina, four to Olle and five to Christine!
Good, Christine! Good.
Now it's so exciting. Isn't there a test right away?
Yes indeed! It will clearly be a test, and it consists of Jenga.
-Hello. -Hello there!
"Pull out blocks from the tower."
"You must perform the instruction on each block."
"And after that place it on top of the tower again."
Like Jenna? All right. Jenga?
"If the tower collapses the test is over."
"The most drawn blocks wins."
"You have 20 minutes from now."
How is it usually done with these things? Should one start down there or up there?
Yes, one should draw out blocks and place them at the top.
Not entirely unlike the family game Jenga.
But we had also written different instructions on the blocks.
These one had to follow for the blocks to count.
Following written instructions is not the panel's strength.
-This could be interesting. -That's an understatement.
We start with the tough guys, that is the boys Olle and Rippe.
-The time has started. How easy. -What does it say there, then?
"From now on you must doubt yourself before you draw a block."
I wonder if I can even manage that.
-"Gold block"? -On the first one!
-And what does that mean? -Nothing.
"Look straight into a camera and smile." I don't think I can manage that.
-Must I doubt every time? -Yes.
"From now on you must pretend to salt the tower with the block"-
-"before you place it for it to count." Like this?
"You must shake David's hand after you have placed your block."
-So it's salt, then place. -Take his hand.
"You must give David a new nickname before you pull out a block."
"You must spin around before you pull out a block."
"You must take David's hand after you have placed your block."
-Here's the carder, Niska. -It has been ten minutes.
"From now on you must hug David before you pull out a block."
A lot to keep track of here! Then I will salt.
Take his hand, hug. Yes! And then I will spin around.
Now it's doomed. Nope.
"Knock on the tower and ask if someone is home before you pull a block."
Is there anyone home?
-No you, Sauna. There was not. -Sauna?
Salt. There. Hug. Spin around.
-"Put on a hat"? -I will take this one.
-Two and a half minutes left. -Oh dear. There you have it, Spastic.
"You must whisper your last name to the block when you pull it out."
-Rippe! -"Put on a hat"?
-It will be done. -Come on now!
-If the tower collapses, it is over. -It would be quite nice.
Then it became a leather one under gold, as we read in the books.
Yes! "You must say 'Hello, block' before you pull out a block."
Alright, Asphalt. Now it's time. By the way, here you go.
-One minute left. -Rippe! Hello, block.
"From now on you must sneak a lap around the tower."
No! Damn. Salt.
-30 seconds left. -So. Hug. Spin. Sneak.
"The next block must be yellow." I see. Alright, Mocke.
Hello, block! "The next block must be turquoise."
-Ten. -Salted.
-So. Spin. Sneak. -Five, four, three...
-...two, one, zero. -Oh!
-You, I didn't expect that. -Ta-da! Done.
-Do you want a hat? -That's good.
-Good job. Goodbye to you. -Bye!
Rippe, you had so many prompts that you wanted the tower to collapse.
Yes, oh my god. There were many.
Really! How many approved blocks did it become?
Ollmeister placed 21 blocks, minus four not approved.
-Hence 17 blocks. -Aha!
Then we have The Rippster. 23 blocks minus two.
-Is equal to 21 blocks. -Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh!
21 blocks is what you have to beat.
-Will we manage one more before the break? -No, unfortunately. Because now there will be a break.
You there at home will get a test.
Everyone will guess which dance Babben and I danced during the break.
Tango, bug, or rumba?
Say your guess out loud so that everyone hears then we will put on our dancing shoes.
Welcome back. During the break, David and I danced. You see that here.
Very clearly.
Yes, and as you can see, it was rumba. Congratulations to those of you who guessed it.
And before the break started-
-we started a test with a tower of blocks with instructions.
Olle and Rippe are done. Who is next?
We send two of our foremost hobbits to tackle Sauron's tower.
Here come Alfred and Gina.
"Say something mean about another participant."
Olle Sarri, you have no hair.
-Yes, little! -You have hair, but it's not nice.
But god, that's not true. I just thought of something.
"You must shake David's hand after you placed your block."
"You must sneak a lap around the tower before you pull a block."
-It's not very difficult tasks. -Good.
"You must go into the lab and say 'Here I come'."
"You must whisper your last name to the block when you pull it out."
-Here I come! -Svensson.
"Look straight into a camera and smile." Like this.
"You must sneak a lap around the tower."
-I forgot to say here I come. -And...?
And...? No!
-Here I come. -Hello!
No! Svensson.
No... Svensson.
-No. -But!
-Here I come! -Svensson.
"You must sneak a lap around the tower." Which tower?
-This tower. -What's wrong with me?!
"Say something mean about a participant."
Okay, Gina Dirawi.
You are stupid.
I forgot. I'll take two more.
-Here I come. Here I come. -Exactly.
"You can only pull out blocks with your left hand."
Svensson. "You must kiss each block before you place it."
"You must give David a new nickname before you pull out a block."
I'm undressing. It gets very warm.
"The next block must be yellow." No, Svensson!
I see, I hear, I feel it. What then?
No. Did I have to do that every time? No!
Wait, we will take a few times in hand.
"The next block must be yellow." Svensson!
-How many do you think? -I have a big tower.
-You do. -Svensson!
-Here I come. -Hello!
Lucifer!
Then we will take this one, then.
Svensson! No. No! No, no, no.
David, you ass. Damn douchebag.
-What?! -You could have reminded me.
I am supposed to take with my left hand. I have been standing here for ten minutes.
You were supposed to sneak around the tower every time as well.
Stop the time. No, no. I go.
No, I'll stay. What should I do? It doesn't matter.
"You must doubt yourself before you pull out a block."
Svensson.
Here I come!
Svensson.
"Look straight into the camera and smile."
-I feel like I doubt a bit. -"The next block should be yellow."
Ah! Stop the time. I'm out.
Here I come! Lucinda chervil.
Five, four, three...
...two, one, zero.
What is this program?! I don't understand! I'm not listening.
I'm not absorbing the tests. What am I doing?!
-It's a course in self-awareness! -This is the craziest thing I've seen.
Alfred, it was hard to squeeze out the last smile.
-Yes, I was pissed off. -Okay!
How many blocks did it become?
Yes, first and foremost it is Rippe's 21 blocks you should beat.
Alfred drew a total of 25 blocks.
But 20 of them were disqualified.
Gina placed 21 blocks.
Of which a third, therefore seven blocks, were approved.
Rippe is still in the lead with 21 blocks.
But we have one participant left who can steal the victory. Christine.
-I will take it. Is there a timer, David? -You will get out as many as possible in the time.
"You must give David a new nickname before you pull out a block."
You are named Baloo today.
"You must ask David to give you a thumbs up before you pull a block."
Can I ask for thumbs up?
Oh, my little...
Koala!
Oh, take it away.
"Say something mean about another participant."
-Olle, what a small pinkie toe you have. -Don't be so mean.
No. Can you give me the thumbs up? You are my little Snutto!
"Demolish..."
-No. No! Do you know what it says? -I know what it says.
-You know? -It's a chance.
You are joking with me. No? "Demolish the tower and leave the lab in silence."
I don't want to hear a peep from you.
Christine, you had a terrible stroke of luck. Out of 54 blocks this was the only one.
How did it feel to relive it?
I couldn't remember what had happened.
Because it went so fast.
Christine had no luck. She managed to draw five blocks.
But all were approved, so that was good.
Same number of blocks as Alfred who took so long.
And hit himself in the head and embarrassed himself.
Two points went to Christine and Alfred.
Three to Gina, four to Olle and five points go to Rippe!
-Very nice! -We have a total tally that is a little funny.
There we find Olle and Alfred in shared place, 11 points.
-Last. You two. -Fuck!
Then we have Gina with 12 points, Christine with 13 and Rippe with 14.
-It's close! -Very.
Do you know what? Let's do another test.
That's right. With radio communication and cryptic messages.
Testing, testing. One, two, one, two.
-Hello? -Oops, oops. Now I need to think.
"Follow David's instructions."
"You can ask David to stop or start over from the beginning."
"You have 30 minutes. Your time starts now."
Kalle, Olof, Niklas, Sigurd...
...Tore, Rudolf, Urban, Erik...
...Rudolf, Adam, period.
-Start over from the beginning, please. -Start over from the beginning, come.
Kalle, Olof, Niklas, Sigurd...
Yes, it was important to follow my very clear instructions.
If you didn't make it, you could ask me to stop or start over.
As usual, there are five points waiting for the winner.
Who will try to crack the code first?
First to decipher my message is Rippe, Olle, and Christine.
Olle here to David. Start over from the beginning, come.
Kalle, Olof, Niklas...
...Sigurd, Tore, Rudolf...
...Urban, Erik, Rudolf, Adam, period.
Construct is understood, come. ["Konstruera"]
Erik, Tore, Tore, period. ["Ett" = a/an]
-Understood. -Petter, Adam...
...Petter, Petter, Erik, Rudolf...
...Sigurd, Filip, Ludvig, Yngve, Gustav, Petter...
...Ludvig, Adam, Niklas, point.
Paper airplane. ["Pappersflygplan"]
-Okay? -Olof, Caesar, Helge, point. ["och" = and]
-Yes, yes. Get to the point. -Tore, Adam, point. ["ta" = take]
David, Erik, Tore, point. ["det" = it]
-Tore, Ludvig... -Mm-mm.
Bertil, Adam, Ludvig, Kalle, Olof, Niklas, Gustav... ["balkong" = balcony]
-Erik? -...Erik.
-Niklas? -...Niklas, point. ["balkongen" = "the balcony"]
There we have it all.
Kalle, Niklas...
Sigurd, Niklas, Adam, Bertil, Bertil, Adam, Sigurd... ["snabbas(t)" = fastest]
-Tore? -...Tore, point.
-Vinner. -Viktor?
-Filip. -Really?
Östen, Rudolf, Ludvig...
...Olof, Rudolf, Adam...
...Rudolf, point. Clear end. ["förlorar" = loses]
"Construct a paper airplane and take it to the balcony."
"Crumple it up and throw it in the trash can."
"The fastest loses."
Well... Maybe I'll have some coffee now.
-Do you want to help me, David? -Should I start over?
-No! -Kalle, Olof...
Stop. That's enough. Hello! Stop, stop, stop.
-I am constructing a paper airplane. -We're making these stabilizers.
You have 30 minutes. I should've timed myself right away.
No, I should've timed myself.
David, do you have a trash can there?
-There. -Ah!
I'm fetching my phone.
-Hi there! -Hello, hello.
With this, I will time it.
-Is it an approved paper airplane? -Very nice.
I am crumpling it. I will throw it in the bin. It's tricky.
It's tricky. It won't work!
The information isn't that I must throw this from the balcony.
As one might want to believe.
-I won't throw from here. -No.
It doesn't say that I can't stick a pencil in it.
-No. -No? Yes!
Or wait. Was it within the time? Yes, it was good.
-What time is it, David? -It's a bit fuzzy right now.
I can start walking away and getting ready.
Then I think like this: Five, four, three...
-Koko! -...two, one.
-Ah! Let's go now so that we get... -You're happy with that?
-Now it's done. -Yes!
-Good job. -Thanks, likewise.
Good spelling indeed.
Yes, you never know.
They should construct a paper plane and take it to the balcony.
Crumple it and throw it in the trash can.
Olle and Rippe interpreted it as meaning one didn't need to stand on the balcony.
-But one could stand next to the can. -Yes.
And that is correctly interpreted. Of course.
We like stuff like that. When they think one step further.
What were the times?
It was important to be as close to 30 minutes as possible.
Rippe threw his paper airplane after 25 minutes and 38 seconds.
Christine was done after 29 minutes and 14 seconds.
-That has to be the best! -But...
Closest to 30 minutes so far was Olle.
-29 minutes and 55 seconds. -Oj!
He timed it. He timed it.
But we still have two patient youngsters left.
They have a window of five seconds that they should squeeze into-
-to succeed in beating Olle.
We will see after a short break, a so-called leg-stretcher.
We are in the home stretch for the evening.
In this test, one must understand David's walkie-talkie instructions.
Yes, it was important to follow my very clear instructions on the radio.
Whoever finishes all this closest to 30 minutes wins.
Don't forget, the fastest loses. Here are Alfred and Gina.
-Continue. -Sigurd, Niklas, Adam, Bertil...
...Bertil, Adam, Sigurd, Tore, period.
-Are you done? -Filip...
Yes, you are. What did you say?
...Ludvig, Olof, Rudolf, Adam, Rudolf.
-Period. End of discussion. -What? I don't know.
Rudolf, Adam, Rudolf, period. End of discussion.
"Construct a paper airplane."
"And throw it in the trash can the fastest."
"Throw it in the trash can. The fastest wins." Okay.
-It's so typical of us. -Yes, it's so damn typical.
Here we have a paper airplane. Turn off this clip.
Where do you have the trash can?
Do I have to throw it from up here?
I suppose so.
Okay. No!
No! No.
Why is there throwing in every single test? I hate throwing.
-First. -Yes. Oh? No.
You got a hug for that one.
-It's in there. -Incredible.
-Fantastic! What a success. -Suddenly it happens.
For Sweden! No. No. What the hell!
For Sweden. Almost!
-Almost. That is where we should be. -But what the hell!
Now! Stop.
-Good job. -Thank you.
Had I written it down?
You were very quick with the message, but you missed a small detail.
Gina, I don't understand. You wrote it down.
I'm an idiot. We know that now, right?
-I'm so tired of myself. -Me too.
A bit unlucky that you talked to David at the same time as he spelled.
-But you looked very satisfied. -That's what makes it extra embarrassing.
-Success was the quote I believe? -What success, I say.
-And the hug. -It almost became a kiss.
This looked like it would go faster than 29 minutes and 55 seconds.
Yes, but the fact is that even though Gina thought one had to be fast-
-she had use-
-of her complicated relationship with throwing.
Gina threw over 40 throws from the balcony. It took a while.
Gina's time ended up 26 minutes and 12 seconds.
Which is slower than, for example, Rippe.
Slower than Rippe due to you being so bad at that, too.
And then finally we have in a class by itself.
Alfred, who also threw the paper in the trash on the first try-
-but clocked in at dazzling five minutes and 16 seconds.
-Oh, it's so stupid. -Yes, that was good work.
You get a full point for that. Two to Rippe, three to Gina.
-Fantastic! -Four points to Christine.
And five points to Olle!
Remember, anything can happen and everything can turn, because now it's the final.
Yes indeed, it's time for the final! How exciting. Alfred, please read.
-For us. -What an honor.
"Paint your assigned object on the board."
"When you paint you must not talk, gesticulate or in any way communicate with your team."
"You must stand on the mat when you paint."
"You may not touch or move the boards or the easel."
"The team that first guesses correctly in each round gets a point."
You are one team. And you are one team.
It is unfair that one team has two members.
That is why we give a warm welcome back to Jonas Eriksson!
-Yes! Welcome, welcome! -Big thanks. Welcome to the team.
Jonas reinforces Rippe and Alfred so that we have three against three.
Are you ready to get started? Send forward the first draw-er.
-Gina. -Gina and Alfred step up.
You will look at the card and return it to me.
-Red card. -Yes!
-So I will show you. -Oh. Okay.
Then we start in three, two, one.
-And we are off. -High-rise! Cyclops.
-The correct answer was high-rise. -Well, Olle. How nice!
-Unbelievable! -Incredible.
-Well done. -One point to your team.
Send forward the next draw-er.
It's Rippe there. And you will get new words.
There you have it.
Hello?
-We believe in you, Olle. -Come on, you got this.
-You got this. -Then I will show the other.
Okay.
We start in three, two, one.
-Dog? Cat? -There we go.
Globe, moon, banana!
-Cottage? -Sailboat!
Sailboat was the correct answer. Points to you.
-What did you have, Olle? -Well, hello, harp.
-Oh! -Did you have that?
But drawing a harp even without spinning takes a while for me anyway.
How difficult!
We have one point left for each team in the last and decisive round.
-Come on now. -Christine against Jonas.
-Come on, Jonas! -Here I come.
With your word.
Christine has received her word.
You have received your words and we start in three, two, one.
There we go. Exciting.
-Flower? Hangman? -Rabbit!
-A bicycle. Wheelbarrow. -Flower!
-What the hell could it be? -A snowman.
-Beetle. -Sweeper!
-Snail, snail! -Wasp!
-Snail is right. -Yes!
-Jonas, what was it you have drawn? -Whistle.
This means that it is this team who wins the last point!
Wow, gang. Wow! Good effort and went away too.
It turns out that team Alfred, Rippe and Jonas get one point each.
-Fun? -No.
And team Christine, Olle and Gina get two points each.
Good, good, good.
This gives us the final result for the program.
We will find out who goes home with the rights to Gina's Poopadoo.
-Incredible that we get to do this. -So incredible.
In fifth place with a total of 13 points, dead last, we find Alfred Svensson.
-What...? -Alfred Svensson.
-Welcome to my life. -Oh, how disgusting.
You surely remember that Alfred bragged about how well it went for him.
We find him at 13 points.
Then in fourth place we have Rippe with a total of 17 points.
In third place and a total of 20 points...
-...we have Gina Dirawi. -God, how nice!
What are you complaining about, Gina? It is going so well.
Now at 21 and 22 points...
There is only one point that separates. You both got two points.
Actually it was clear already before we did the drawing.
But the fact is that Olle...
You only got 21 points.
And the 22 is for Christine! She wins the program!
-Is it true? Huh? -And the rights to Poopadoo!
So what... No way!
-It is yours. -It is mine!
-And all of this? -The whole contract.
-We will sign properly. -Now we're talking.
We reached the finish line this time too. And what have we learned tonight?
The fastest does not always win. Poopadoo is "da shit" for dog owners!
I hope that you have learned that there are tons-
-of "Bäst i Test" on TV4 Play. Thank you for tonight!
-Come, let's go and congratulate them. -That is just crazy! Gina!
Original Swedish text: Johanna Svensson, Iyuno Translation by: u/Tulip-O-Hare