A warm welcome to a once-in-a-lifetime special episode of Bäst i Test!
Tonight, we'll be reunited with five legendary losers from the show--
--arriving here to determine, once and for all, who among them is the Worst in Test!
Our revenge-ravenous returnees are:
The bumbling beast, Johanna Nordström!
The cackling clown, Nassim Al Fakir!
The cunning klutz, Kristina Petrushina!
The skirmishing screw-up, Marika Carlsson!
And the hilarious hick, Marcus Berggren!
Hello, hello. Right. Hey!
And in tonight's special episode you will, among other things, get to see this!
- Boom! - No!
Where am I gonna go?
- Babben, king of the forest. - What the hell are you doing?
- Good work. - It really was.
Yes indeed! Our panel tonight consists of five individuals--
--who have, in their respective seasons, all placed dead last.
The goal here is not to lose again.
Because one of you is going to end up being the worst of the worst.
That's not how they briefed me on this. They said "Come on, hang out with old contestants. There's fika."
Nassim, did you do better or worse this time?
- I don't remember anything at all. I don't know what... - That's not a good sign.
- Everyone seems to get the gist. - But do you know where we are?
And speaking of legendary losers we never seem to get rid of...
Here he is, Gimo's very own little benchwarmer. David Sundin!
Thank you, thank you. Thank you, thank you, Babben.
You know what they say, silver is the loser's gold.
And the person who ends up in last place will receive a small but oh-so-delightful prize.
Yes, well, that's enough of that and you. Got any test lined up for us?
I certainly do. The first test of the special episode.
There'll be banana, bucket and egg. Everything you want out of a good old classic test.
And keen-eyed viewers may have already noticed: On this particular eve, we'll be returning to the very first Bäst i Test-house.
Oh, damn!
It feels weird.
- David. - Hullo.
- Sundan! You ever been called that? - Sundan?
- Hugs! It's so nice to see you. - Yeah.
Nice to be back.
- Should I read? - Yeah, why not.
- We're gonna have so much fun. - We will.
"Get the banana into the bucket."
"You must stand on the rug when you place the banana into the bucket."
"You must whisper: Let it be. Banana in bucket, one, two, three."
- "You may not touch the banana." - "You may not touch the bucket or move the rug."
"You must guard the egg for the entire duration of the test."
"If the egg breaks, you're disqualified."
"Whoever gets the banana into the bucket from the furthest distance wins."
"Bonus point to whoever greeted David the nicest."
- That's already my point! Thanks. - I've got that in the bag.
I've bagged one point, right?
I actually gave you a nickname.
"You have 20 minutes. Your time started when you opened the letter!"
That's right. I can keep that.
So, the goal was to place the banana in the bucket from the furthest possible distance.
You weren't allowed to touch banana nor bucket, and you had to stand on the rug--
--as you placed the banana into the bucket.
You had to whisper a particular phrase, and the egg wasn't allowed to break.
There's a lot of rules going on here.
Well, with a gang as experienced as this, who've been around the block a few times--let's raise the bar, give them a challenge.
But these are the ones who've displayed the least ability to absorb instruction.
Certainly are. We might as well have done this show with five labradors, but here we are.
Marcus Berggren and Kristina Petrushina.
Wait, I just have to think for a bit. Okay. "You have to..." Wait a minute.
- I'm starting to get it, now. - Fun.
- I'm so damn stupid! - I'll say.
I'm going to get the banana there into the bucket.
But I'm allowed to throw the banana, then... from the rug, into the bucket, wearing a glove!
- Here they are. - 18 minutes to go.
It's good to get an initial result. You can improve it after that.
The egg's safe. It's just standing here.
- What? What's supposed to happen to the egg? - It can't break.
- Why would the egg break? - Well, you're fumbling here.
It might be good to get one result, then work your way up.
- But do you have the banana in that? - Yes, it's smashed.
- Alright. - There.
That's right. Here, it's more like it's able to...
And you don't want one close by, and then further and further?
No, we're going for the gold right away.
- I can grab it like that and throw it in there. - That's right.
Now, it's time to...
- No! No. - Really?
- No! - You're starting to cry?
- And we're off. - Yeah, there's a lot to take in.
You feel you're alright with the distance?
1.5 minutes. Hup!
45 seconds.
- Ah...! - Five, four, three, two, one...
- No! - No, no! Dammit!
I did still graze it. It was on its way.
Well, there's the bar.
We'll probably stay at around this level.
David was trying to hint that you should go for some sort of small, safe throw, but no.
No, I feel like you should aim high and, you know, fall hard.
And Keyyo, the very first test is driving you to tears.
The bar's at its lowest. The only way is up.
We don't need to introduce this into some book of world records, do we?
Kristina broke the egg. Marcus never got the banana in the bucket.
In spite of an extreme amount of attempts and reminders regarding moving the bucket.
More or less as expected. Who should we look at now?
Hold onto your hats, here's Marika and Nassim.
Alright. That's weird, though.
Theoretically, I could put a banana onto this and move it into a bucket there.
- Theoretically. - That's right.
- But I'm measuring... - Ooh, I almost touched--
- Why is this so difficult?! - What can't you touch?
The banana. I can touch the bucket.
- No. - No?
- Can't let the egg fall, either. - What, uh--what was I supposed to do?
Was I supposed to be a long way away, or was the banana supposed to be a long way away?
- Wait, wait, wait. - Let's start here.
Let it be. Banana in bucket. One, two, three.
- Banana's in the bucket. - Gotta think a bit, now.
- Somewhere far away. - Oh, so close! Did you see that?
No! Hey, come with me. You might ruin the egg.
- But if the bucket has to be here... - I didn't say that.
- You're not allowed to touch that. - What?
What could I touch, then?
No! You--were on my egg!
- Can I lift this? - That's fine, as long as you don't touch the banana.
How far can you go?
Why am I grabbing that? Why am I grabbing that?!
What am I doing?
I don't know if this is any good.
I can't touch the banana. I won't.
Shit, I have to touch the banana.
No! Don't be on the egg! You-- god dammit--your hand was over there!
Wait, I don't need duct tape, I could use a rope. Wait, I'm starting to get this, now.
- Let it be... - Good to have you back, Marika.
Banana in bucket. One, two, three!
- That's right, and then you can just... - Then I can pull the egg. No, the banana.
Don't touch the egg! No! You!
- Are you ready? - Yeah.
Let it be. Banana in bucket. One, two, three.
- Why'd I do that? - That was smart, though.
- Is that good, or...? - I see it on the horizon.
That's great!
- Now, you can't drop it. - No, that's the thing...
No! Oh, oh, oh!
- Good! - It was close.
That's not good, though, is it? You're supposed to be far away.
Ah, it's going to be a long night. Nassim, your current thoughts?
Ah! I'm getting tingly all over.
I do understand that my thought process is probably topsy-turvy the whole time.
It's fun that your friends are like: "That's good, though. Or?" Nobody knows.
- That's what's exciting. - How satisfied should they be?
Well, Marika should be satisfied.
She got the banana into the bucket from a whopping 1 meters and 90 centimeters.
Nassim, on the other hand, seems to have misconstrued the task somewhat.
The banana was far from the bucket when it began its journey--
--but the rug which Nassim was standing on was a mere 46 centimeters from the bucket.
- No! No, that's right! - Which is what makes it a bit funny, Marika.
- That's wonderful. Sorry, Nassim. - But we do have one person remaining.
I'll say we do. Welcome back to the game, Johanna Nordström.
- Can I keep the egg in my pocket? - Yeah.
There. Know what I'd like to do? I'd like to make some manner of zipline.
I need a long rope and a tiny box.
Look at that, sitting pretty.
- Alright. - Alright!
Let it be. Banana in bucket. One, two, three.
- Oh, so smart. - Yeah! Johanna!
- Whoa, whoa, whoa. - Here it comes!
Wonderful zipline here, Johanna.
- No! - Whoa!
- The banana's in the bucket. - Oh!
Now, that was a lovely zipline solution.
You were whispering and everything. You're satisfied.
This might be one of my finest achievements...
- ...ever reached on "Bäst i Test". - And that was some distance, huh?
Johanna was located a whopping 18 meters and 90 centimeters from the bucket--
--when the banana was lowered into the bucket.
That's incredibly good. She won this, right?
Yes, from what we've seen so far.
But, unfortunately, I'm compelled to say: Ah, ah, ah!
As there's one tiny thing you should see, Babben.
- Furthest distance. - We'll try it out here first, then.
- No! - I'm doing something wrong.
So really...no!
Like a chicken that just...
No!
What do you have to say in your defense?
I don't remember this. I think this was post-processing.
- This is AI-generated? - It's AI. It wasn't me in these clips.
So, the points?
Zero points for Kristina, who broke the egg.
One point for Marcus, who did his best.
Johanna touched the banana and the bucket, but her valiant attempt yields one point.
Four points for Nassim, who didn't break any rules--
--but was right next to the bucket when the banana descended.
Which was, apparently, brilliant.
And believe it or not-- and these words are seldom spoken...
Five points for Marika Carlsson!
After that, we had a bonus point to the person who greeted me the nicest.
- Who do you think, Babben? - This point goes to Keyyo...
...who had both hugs and pleasant greetings.
I'll jot that down in the protocol. One point for Keyyo.
This went about as expected, but we're undeniably up and running.
Yes, indeed. And now, it's time for a short break. In the meantime, a little test for those at home:
Everyone in the household, get a book.
The person who gets the book with the second longest title wins.
Your time starts now.
Welcome back to our special episode.
We've gathered five people who've all come in last place during prior seasons.
This episode will determine who is the Worst in Test.
We've got Mr. Guinness himself on the line. It's time for a world record.
Fun book. Like, book of world records. That's rad. I'd like to have some sort of world record.
"Try..." Oh, so fun! "Try to break a world record."
"It must be an existing world record."
"Whoever gets closest wins."
"Bonus point if you beat a world record."
Bonus points. That's nice. That's generous.
"You have 60 minutes."
I'm supposed to find something which I'm also supposed to do.
- Got anything off the top of your head? - Well, something that's not--like, I can't go to the moon.
Don't limit your dreams.
I immediately thought of holding my breath.
Fastest 5K dressed as a ninja.
- Holding your breath: Nine minutes. - Ah, that's not gonna work.
"Fastest time to duct tape a person to wall"...
If I tape you onto a wall. That could work.
- Yes! - Oldest gorilla in captivity?
- Most nationalities in a yoga lesson. - Loudest burp from a woman.
Longest kiss.
- Know how long it is? - No.
58 hours.
That--
No, no.
Like, I have to do something that's not too brain-heavy.
- Most types of cheese on a pizza. - Yeah? That's not hard to do!
- The record is 834. - Okay.
Most water balloons burst using the armpit in one minute. 16.
- What? That's not a lot. - That's not a lot.
Longest time standing on one leg while blindfolded.
- How long? - 35 minutes.
That's not that long.
- Here. Most shoes. Most in one minute, - Sorted?
Shoes sorted: 18.
We could start with me closing my eyes and standing on one leg for 35 minutes.
After that, I'll go for another one. Fastest to drink a liter of tomato sauce?
- So we've got... - The tape.
The tape. The kiss.
If everything...unless it--well, on the other hand, it is 58 hours.
We'll just have to run through the hour and get as close as we can.
Yes, a lot of different suggestions here.
The only recurring element was that nobody wanted to kiss you, David.
- Yeah, that was unexpected. - It really was!
Now, let's see which ones they picked. Which record pilots should we start with?
It's time for the M&Ms: Marika and Marcus.
Workd record in standing on one leg blindfolded--
--is around 35 minutes.
Today, Marcus Berggren will attempt to break that record.
So, you've got one attempt to go for the world record in shoe-sorting.
The world record is 18 shoes. Here to break it is Marika Carlsson.
- What do you say? Ready, set, go, or--no, your time starts now. - Your time starts now. It's a bit of a classic.
Your time starts now.
In one minute, they are to be sorted by pair.
- Alright, go! - Wait.
- It's really rough on the legs. - One leg is very much taking the brunt.
- Time? - 40 seconds left.
Over a minute has passed. Approaching two minutes, Marcus.
Ow, ow, ow, ow!
- Should maybe pour them all out next time. - Get an overview. Good strategy.
Starting out, she creates an overview of the shoes.
Buddy to that. Buddy to that.
The world record in drinking a liter of passata--
--is currently possessed by a Canadian, and rests at 1 minute and 34 seconds.
Here to break it is Marcus Berggren. Go!
And it is, as mentioned, slightly thicker than for example water, beer...
- Two, one, zero. - No, I missed.
Yeah...now!
15 seconds have passed, Marcus.
Two, one, zero!
- Sub-one minute. - Boom!
Suck on that, Canada!
Congratulations, Marcus. The holder of a new world record.
It was...ah, it was just...
That one, with a touch of neon. And one of these pairs is Marika's own, which...
May simplify things a bit. 15 seconds to go, Marika!
Looking very good, now. One, zero!
- Really? - Wow!
I did it! I'm sorry. I love you, and your parents.
But I'm a little bit better than you.
Kiss my hand. Thank you!
Marika, is this your first world record?
Yeah, it feels really good.
David kissed your hand. That was the longest kiss he got.
So, how do you feel after a liter of passata?
Where I'm from, that's a regular lunch.
I'll have to retract my prior heckling.
All of a sudden we've got two world record holders in the studio.
No! Hold it right there. That's a modified truth.
We've had to do some research.
The record holder for drinking passata drank it with a straw.
And then the record for sorted shoes-- we have looked into this...
And we still can't really reject the possibility that Marika actually broke this record.
But wouldn't that be too incredible to be true? So I think we should take a look at how Johanna did.
You think a lot of things. Here, instead, are Keyyo and Nassim.
The world record in drinking one of these orange beverages is possessed by André Ortolf.
He did it in 10.41 seconds. A fairly long time.
Here, to beat the record, is Kristina "Keyyo" Petrushina!
Hi! Oh, I didn't see that there was-- a step there, that's right.
Here to pop 17 balloons under his armpit, Nassim Al Fakir!
- Three, two... - Wait, wait, wait!
- Go! - No.
- Ah! So slippery-- - Go!
- Whoa, whoa, whoa! - You're devouring that bad boy.
- You beat the time. - Yes. But...?
André Ortolf didn't spill that much.
No! Is this tough or what?!
Kristina "Keyyo" Petrushina!
Yeah! Go.
If this one's empty, now...
But--you don't have to empty it out on the table. You're a grown adult, aren't you?
- Three, two, one. - Ah! That was worthless.
We were supposed to beat 16. You got five. But you do have a backup plan.
The world record in eating a hot dog without using your hands...
- ...is 23 seconds. - Whoa!
Here to do it in slightly-less-than-23-seconds, Nassim Al Fakir!
- Mustard and ketchup? - Yes, please.
It needs to be tasty, too.
I'm sorry, I can't do a third one. I've drunk half a liter.
- Let's do a third one. - Alright.
Kristina "Keyyo" Petrushina. Three, two, one, go!
Like, it started coming back up again. No, it's coming out my nose!
- Starting to cry again. - No!
Kristina "Keyyo" Petrushina!
- I'm so full. - I believe in you, now.
Good, good, good!
- I'm so nauseous right now. - Three, two, one, go!
You must have drunk the most ones in an hour, at least.
- 18. - 18 seconds.
- So seven seconds from André's. - Good work.
Ah, god!
You managed to get it down. Slightly past the allotted time.
But hey, it worked!
I've never seen anyone eat a hot dog like that.
It was like a T-Rex trying to kill a small lizard on the ground.
Yeah, a bit cute.
I feel bereaved. Partially because I didn't set a world record...
...and partially because David promised they'd edit out the part where orange juice came out my nose.
- Well, it looked great. - We agreed. We shook hands on it!
His promises are written in water, I can tell you that. What results did they end up with?
Kristina was slightly more than seven seconds too slow.
Nassim, with his hot dog eating, roughly 1 minute and 38 seconds past the record time.
- This is incredibly hard to judge. - Well, we do still have Johanna to go.
Which could mean one thing or the other... but in Johanna's case it is, unfortunately, usually the other.
The world record in duct taping another person onto a wall--
--so that they stay there is 26,9 seconds--
--and is possessed by Ashrita Furman.
Here to beat that record is Johanna "Nordan" Nordström. Go!
Tighten, tighten. Don't be scared of tightening it.
- Ten... - No!
You have to stop before 26. 20...
24. 25! Stop!
Oh god, I'm dizzy. Wait. Oh, god...!
Now, in order for this to be valid, you do have to remove the box.
Try to be as light as possible. I'll remove this, then.
Remove it, then.
Hey--I did it! You're still there!
The kiss. We're running out of time. It'd be now, if anything.
Bye. Good work.
What do you say, David? Was that a world record?
Well, like, the world record was taping someone onto a wall.
But...almost a wall!
- The wall of the woods. - Yes, the very own wall of the woods.
But this is how I'll distribute the points: Nassim, you were way off. One point.
Marcus and Johanna were behind two very good attempts.
You didn't go the whole way, but get three points each.
Four points for Keyyo. You were only a few seconds off.
And once again, the five goes to Marika.
Not to mention you also get a bonus point for breaking a world record.
Wow! Wow, wow! I've never won anything before. This is amazing!
- You haven't won yet. - No. Alright.
What next?
It's time for a short break, Babben. But after that, a brand new test.
Yes, and here we are again. And unless I'm gravely mistaken we've got more tests lined up, don't we?
Since you love music, Babben, the next test will caress your ears.
- Should I stand over there? - Please do.
"Form a choir." Okay.
"Form a choir, and perform a famous piece of music."
- "Every member needs to be introduced with a name..." - "...age and profession."
"As well as an appearance which is unique among all the choir members."
- "Most choir members wins." - "You have 30 minutes."
"Your time starts now." Oh, the click. You don't have to click that fast.
- But you said... - Yeah, that's right, I shouldn't have read it.
- I get it. - But do you really?
(laughs)
No.
I'm going to make different costumes, aided by technology.
- So what's a choir? - This is what I'm thinking.
Just cart it all up, and then you improvise.
Alright, anything that could be a person.
- What's that?! - Oh, that's what you're doing.
I don't know where to go. Alright, go.
Hi, I'm Per.
And I'm the percussionist of this choir.
Alright, hello! I'm Max Berggren, traveling doodad.
Petter, 14, going to school but working at Willy's over the summer.
Huh...?
- Right, let's get this going. - Hi, I'm Lasse.
Annie, working for the county office!
Here's David Sundin. Comedian, they call him.
- He's...52? - I'm sorry?
Hi--no, that's right, he's the one talking.
- What could you be, then? 45? - I can't be 52, can I?
- Oh, fragrant blooms of springtime... ♫ - 17 minutes to go.
- ...of this. - Oh, fragrant blooms of springtime--
- Hi. I'm Sören. - Daft Punk from Vimmeby.
Hi, I'm the Bucket. Live in the South Side.
We could include his brother, who makes more of a drumming noise.
I'm the Bucket's brother.
Ew! This doesn't smell good.
Hi. I'm Sacky.
- Was my song too short? - It was very short.
Too late for that! Didn't say anything about time, did it?
What does it say? "Each member of the choir needs to have a name, age, and profession." Agh!
Hi, my name's Pom-Pom. Hi, my name's Marika. I'm a cone.
- How old were you? - Didn't I say?
I'm the Hawt Dog, with an 'aw'. And my name's Toy! My name's Gösta, and I'm a horse.
My name's Gustav, and I'm 15.
Three, two, one, zero.
Agh! I missed it!
Details, details.
Oh, my God!
So, the goal was to form a choir with as many members as possible.
...and record a famous piece of music.
They all needed name and profession, which Marika realized at the end.
We've certainly got a creative gang, so this is actually going to be interesting. Who are we watching first?
Kindly take the stage, Marcus, Nassim and Johanna.
Wow! Nice.
God, though.
That's good.
- Did you have a nice time? - A really nice time.
Funniest thing I've seen in a long time. My god!
Good work, Johanna. Almost like the original. That's talent.
- Which choir will raise their voice next? - It's time for Marika's.
- Oh. - Oh, that's nice.
Huh?
- What happened? - Why was it so short?
I was so stressed about name, age, and all that crap.
I was so pressed for time that I just went for it.
Could've stayed singing longer. I realized that too late.
- Just one choir left to go. - Sweet music, conducted by Kristina.
Please...please help.
I need one person. You!
- Hi! Hey, can you sing? - Well, like...
That's enough as an answer.
Can you sing? Yeah? We're gonna sing in a choir in five minutes.
- Do you want to sing "Summertime" with us? - I want to!
- Look at that. - God!
Are you with me, everyone? Three, two, one!
♫ Summertime, hey, hey, summertime! ♫
♫ (indistinct mumbling) ♫
♫ ...and all you can ♫
Very creative. Good solution. You got the public to help you.
- You're pleased with that, aren't you? - Yeah, we're going on tour over the winter of 2025.
Yeah. Because this went well, David.
Yes, this sounded like a choir and it looked like a choir. But...
- No buts. - Every member of the choir had to be introduced.
- With name, age, and profession. - But you can clearly tell they're students!
The detailwork was sloppy. Summarize this test.
Marcus created ten members of his choir. Which, as a matter of fact, was the most.
- Five points! - Whoa!
Marika, tight tune. Nine members, four points.
Nassim had eight choir members. Three points.
Two points for Johanna, who sang "Light a candle"--
--with a choir of six.
Keyyo, having not introduced a single member of her choir, ends up in last place.
Time flies when you're having fun, and we're now in the middle of the show.
The segment where I, against my better judgement, hand over the reins to a person--
--who constitutes the very embodiment of the phrase "Who asked?"
You know who I'm referring to. David Sundin.
Thank you, thank you, Babben. Lovely words. You're so sweet.
It's time for a good old show of hands.
Raise your hand if the following statement applies to you.
- Understood? - Yeah.
What's up?
- Three. Three's up. - Three's up!
Why do I look like a Wish knockoff of Håkan Hellström?
That's one.
- I'm totally unique in this gang. - Huh?
Two unique ones, who might be the most similar-- in terms of haircut, at least.
How interesting, huh, that some of you think you're unique...
And some of you think you're pretty similar.
Because it's namely time to play "Similar or unique"!
Yes, it's time to play "Similar or unique".
God, how fun. Marcus, there's a letter at the small of your back there.
Read it out loud to your co-contestants and the audience.
"In each of five rounds, pick one out of two options."
"Whoever picks the least selected option in each round wins the points."
"Your results will be added to the total results of the day."
- Got it? - Yeah.
In that case, retrieve the first box.
Now, choose whether you'll put the glasses on or not.
Your time starts now.
- So you're allowed to open it. - Oh! I get it.
- I'll ask you to stand up, then. - No.
Marcus, those are your private glasses.
We can see that Nassim and Johanna chose to put the glasses on.
They're a minority and receive one point. We'll sit down and move on.
Now, choose between painting your lips and not painting your lips.
Two, one, zero.
We can see that Marcus, Keyyo, Nassim and Johanna put on lipstick.
Marika gets the point.
Go ahead and sit. Retrieve box three.
Now, choose to put on facial hair or don't.
Three, two, one, zero.
Marcus, that's your private facial hair.
But we can see that Keyyo is the only one to put on hers.
Keyyo gets a point.
Now, choose between placing three rubber bands over your face--
--or not placing three rubber bands on your face.
Three, two, one.
Points for Keyyo and Johanna, who did not put rubber bands in their faces.
Which leaves the fifth and final box to go.
You will now choose between putting on a hat and not putting on a hat.
Three, two, one, zero.
Marcus, that was your private hat.
We've got three hats, which makes it a majority.
Points for Keyyo and Marcus!
Yes, as you could tell, being unique isn't always easy.
- You kept your lipstick. - It's really hard to remove lipstick.
Marcus, Marika and Nassim were the most unique in one set of five rounds.
Meaning they get one point each. After that, Johanna...
You were most unique in two rounds, and thereby get two points.
Keyyo, being the most unique in three rounds, gets three points!
But what do you get if you win tonight's special episode, David?
The winner tonight receives absolutely nothing.
I don't think we can let this crew approach your bust, Babben.
But I've fixed up a lovely little prize--
--to the person who ends up dead last, to lend them some small consolation.
Instead of Babben's golden bust, my bust of clay!
- Whoa! - Wow!
Which is, still, some form of consolation prize.
- We'll move on to the next test. - Mhm. It's time for guns akimbo.
When you're over there holding one of those, I instantly feel like it's good to be back.
We're gonna have so much fun.
Hello, David. Nice to see you.
"Score with the paintball gun."
"You can shoot at Babben's big target and get 10 points."
"Or shoot David's little target and get 100 points."
"If you hit little David, you're disqualified."
- You're holding that? - Yeah. Like that.
"You must stand in one of the rings."
"The ring you're standing in multiplies the hit by the amount of times."
Times two, times five, times ten.
"You may not move the rings. You have ten shots."
"Your time starts at your first shot." Okay.
So, the goal was to gather as many points as possible.
By firing at Babben's big target with ten points--
--or my little target, with 100 points a hit.
Everything's multiplied based on the ring you're standing in...
But if you hit me, you're immediately disqualified.
And after the break, we'll see how they all did.
Welcome back to this special edition of Bäst i Test--
--where the worst of the worst fight it out to see who's the cream of the crap.
We're in the middle of a test that revolves around using a paintball gun to fire at--
--either Babben's big target, or my little one.
And it's time to take a look at Marika "The Kid", Mad Dog-Marcus and Buffalo-Nassim.
I felt like I was supposed to turn around and shoot you, now. But I'll go over here.
I'm not gonna go for you now. I've got ten shots. How do you do this?
Seen this in "Deer Hunter", that you breathe out just before, and then just...
I'll aim my first shot at Babben's target.
So dang good!
- Lovely hit, Marcus. - Thanks, David.
Oh! Shit! Did you see that?
- I'll go for Babben one more time. - Yeah.
I'll try you! I'll try you--I believe in myself.
It'd be so good to get that. Babben, the king of the forest.
- No! - It's sink or swim.
Am I disqualified now?
How could I hit that?
I'm sorry, David. If it wasn't for that, then...
I'll go for another shot at Babben.
- Whoa! - So dang good.
- Now I'll go for you. - You've got tons of points, Nassim.
You know who you're competing against.
- Do you think Marika ever hit this target? - Yeah.
- Do you think Johanna Nordström's hit anything at all? - They're both sturdy women.
- Marcus Berggren? - Alright.
- I'm gonna go for you, David. - In that case, you could get zero points.
- You have to bet big to win big in life. - Mhm. You also have to save in order to have.
Yeah...I've never had anything, so... I guess I squandered it all.
If you hit this target from over there, that's a thousand points.
- So close! Oh, so close! - You've got one more shot.
You've gathered 270 points.
There's some "Champion of Champions" vibes to this. Champion of Champions...alright.
Just pull the trigger.
Seen this in "Deer Hunter", that you breathe out just before, and then just...
Come on, then.
No!
- I'm sorry, David. - Ow, ow, ow--
- Was it on that side? - Ow, ow...
Marcus--"Babben, king of the woods"?
- Is that...a whiff of a bonus point? - Not much of one, I'll tell you that!
I don't know how you meant, Marcus, whether I "had it on that side".
Don't you just have it to the front? I don't know...how that works.
- What results did they get? - Marika and Marcus are out of the running.
But Nassim assembled a stunning 670 points!
Not at all bad. I wonder if anyone can beat that.
That's the big question, isn't it? Let's take a look at Keyyo and Johanna.
It says that you can't move any ring.
- Which I respect. - Thank you.
But it doesn't say anything about you and Babben.
- No, that's right. - What?
- Can I move you too? - I don't think you can move me.
Well, if you stand still.
- This is making me uneasy. - I'll move Babben, then.
Done!
- Guess I'll move that, then. - You want that?
And I'll stand by the furthest point.
- Ten shots for 100. Which is...? - 1 000.
- And it's times...? - 10.
- A million? - 100... 10 000!
- Oh, don't keep that in. - It's in.
Yeah!
Got all of them? 10 000, then. Good work.
It really was.
- Good work. - Thanks.
Keyyo, the Bäst i Test-penny may finally have dropped.
Johanna, also smart, and one step further than Keyyo.
Let's bring this test home.
After we've added up and multiplied, it's five points for Johanna.
Four for Keyyo, three for Nassim...
And a firm zero points for Marcus and Marika.
Bravo!
I think we should celebrate. With a test, perhaps?
An excellent idea. And, well, this gang's had their ups and downs, as expected...
I'm going to offer them a lifeline. It's time to phone a friend.
- Oh no! - So fun.
- Howdy, David. - Howdy-doody.
I'm gonna sit here, because that feels...
Thanks.
Ugh, I get so nervous every time I see this amount of text.
- Oh god. - Okay.
"Get a member of the family to hang up on you."
- No! No. - Just have to call anyone.
...Of my family.
"Get the family member to hang up on you--"
"--without mentioning anything about the person hanging up."
"No silences that are longer than five seconds."
"If the family member suspects anything, you're disqualified." "No silences that are longer than five seconds."
"If the family member suspects anything, you're disqualified."
"The person whose member of the family is the quickest to hang up wins."
"You have one attempt!"
"Your time starts when they answer."
Yeah, there's the first problem. They have to answer, too.
Jesus, what a test.
Oh, this was fun--I seem to remember this was great.
So, the goal was to call a family member--
--and get the person to hang up as quickly as possible.
You weren't allowed to be silent for more than five seconds...
...and if the family member smelled a rat, you were disqualified.
Your time started when the family member answered.
Crank calling, quite simply. Which phonies are we kicking off with?
First to stay on the line is Johanna.
Family member--does boyfriend count, too?
- Are you married? - No.
- Do you think that...? - You will get married?
I'll call my sister.
- Can I borrow your phone? - That's fine.
- And play some sort of... - Into it?
Search for "The number you're calling is not in service".
The number you're trying to reach is unable to take your call.
- Exactly. Are you ready? - I'm ready.
- She might be at work. - Hello?
The number you're trying to reach is unable to take your call.
- Press hash or hang up. - What are you doing?
- Hello! - Hello?!
- What are you doing?! - Something went wrong.
On...on the phone: I didn't hear anything.
I just heard you play back some weird sound.
- No, not at all. - Right. Okay. But...
I...oh...right. What're you up to, then?
What the hell's your problem? What are you doing?
- What I'm doing? - Yeah.
- Are you going to take the...? - You're taking the train from...
- What the hell's going on? - What?
Are you a total idiot?
- Leave a message after the beep. - What the hell's going on?!
- Are you drunk, Johanna? - What...?
Nooo...
- It's Monday. - God damn.
- Or hang up. - Ah, jeez--do I have to hang up?
- No. - No!
Press hash or hang up.
I'll press hash, then. I'm done, now.
- Right. Should I leave a message, then? - Or hang up.
I'll hang up, then.
- Not totally according to plan. - No, but...!
- But she did hang up, and it went... - Pretty fast.
- She's calling me back, now. - That's fine.
- Hi. - Are you okay?
- Yeah, I'm recording "Bäst i Test". - Ah, what the hell!
You were just supposed to hang up as soon as possible.
- I'm hanging up again. - Yeah. Bye.
Poor thing.
Johanna, what's your current relationship with your sister? Did you get chewed out?
No, like--she got concerned for real and gave the phone to her husband. "Something's wrong, you have to..."
- He thought I was drunk. - Do you usually drunk dial them?
I guess sometimes, I've called asking for a ride or things like that.
But otherwise: A very professional relationship.
I see. How long was the call?
Right, well, Johanna's sister hung up after 2 minutes and 36 seconds.
And we'll be back with the rest in just a moment. Stay tuned.
Before the break, we kicked off a test where the goal was to get a family member--
--to end a phone call as soon as possible.
We've seen Johanna, who managed in 2 minutes and 36 seconds.
Now it's time to take a look at how Marika and Nassim did.
- Yes, good. I've understood. - Fun! Kind of cool.
How do you get someone to hang up? Do I have to have a plan now? Ugh!
- Who needs a strategy? - Right? Salem Al Fakir.
I don't have his number.
Busy. That's pretty cool, too. He usually never picks up.
- He didn't pick up now, either. - Yeah--no, not now either, but this was still closer.
I'll call someone else. I've got five, after all!
- Uh...hello? - Yeah? Yeah?
- Doing well? - Yeah.
- You taking a break, or what? - Uh...no.
- What is it, then? - No, nothing.
What the hell are you doing?
Let's go for Fares Al Fakir, then. Sami Al Fakir.
Agh! Busy. This is crazy.
- Why're you calling me and being weird? - No! I just wanted to say hi.
I'll call my dad.
What do I say now?
I don't have a strategy. I have to think of something.
- I just wanted to say hi. - You sound really weird, though.
No!
- Hi! - Hi, hi.
- Hi. You doing alright? - Yeah.
- Lovely. What're you doing? - Mom's talking to Sami on the phone.
Oh, he's talking to Sami!
I get it. Uh...um...
Can't you say something? No, hang on a minute.
That's right! That's right. No, that's right.
Now, it happens to be the case that's... that it's the case that...
So that...that's right.
No, that's the way it is. Yeah, exactly.
- What...? - What?!
Hi, hi.
I just can't hear you that well. My phone might be...might be a bit...
- Try calling me back. - Alright, I will.
- Oh, so smart! - I'll call you in a moment.
No, god! He's not hanging up!
Yeah...it's fun. It's fun. It's good. The sun is shining.
For a really long time!
- Have you been eating sugar? - No, I haven't been doing that either.
- Well, see you later, then. - Yeah! Exactly. Good!
- Kisses! - Bye. Bye.
- He's got his phone on! - Yeah, hi? Is it better now?
- He never hung up. - No!
Hello...?
There...he hung up, there.
My God! Ah, so stupid!
Typical dad. He doesn't hang up.
What do I do now, then? I might have to explain this.
Or maybe we don't.
Nassim, that was a piece of sad insight into your relationship with your brothers.
- No one answers when you get in touch. - It's true! It's like a thing.
It's kind of tragic, actually.
Marika, you called your wife. What was the plan there?
She never has time to talk. She doesn't like small talk.
Call to say something, then hang up.
I thought she'd be like: "I don't have time to talk."
- But she didn't. - Why did you ask all those questions?
- Because I was so stressed. - What times do we have here?
Marika's aimless conversation persisted for a whopping 4 minutes and 17 seconds.
But fastest thus far was Nassim, with 1 minute and 14 seconds.
- Look at that! - It was good, huh.
But if there's anyone who can get a family member to hang up--
--it's Kristina Petrushina and Marcus Berggren.
As fast as possible.
- Why would they hang up the phone? - What makes you hang up your phone?
- Telemarketers! - Telemarketers.
I'm calling you today to let you know of our advantageous cat insurance.
Little kitty--well, something like that. ...But then they'll know it's me.
I don't have to say it's me! This is so good. This is so good.
- How do you get a secret number? - I want to sell something really awful.
What if it's just uncomfortable? Then you hang up, too.
That's good.
Makes you curious. Want to hear more. Yeah...
But what if it's just someone sitting on the toilet? That'd make you hang up, too.
This, I don't want to.... I'll go for a butt dial.
I'm actually going to call Dennis, my cousin's husband.
- Yeah? - Because he's got a short fuse.
But he's wonderful, too.
Second cousin...? Yeah, here's a second cousin I've met a single time.
- Who's in your phone as 'second cousin'. - As second cousin! Who came to a book signing.
We're second cousins. Give me your digits, second cousin.
Got any followup questions? No.
- Here's second cousin. - Second cousin!
- Where does second cousin work? - Hello?
- No! - Yeah, this is Dennis.
Hi! This is Klara, I'm calling from usedsocks.se. Wanted to check if you wanted to use socks today?
No thanks. I'm good.
Hello?
- Please...? - No, I'm good. Thank you.
- Yeah! - Quick!
- Hi. - Hello...?
- Yes! - He was pleasant, huh.
- No short fuse on him. - So pleasant.
- Good work. - Thanks.
Marcus, your second cousin didn't appreciate these phoneline grunts.
It would've been worse if she had.
Ever tried that strategy before?
No, that was the first time with that second cousin.
Usedsocks.se was very effective on your cousin's husband.
He didn't recognize your voice, either. Very good. Done in a flash, right, David?
Right. Kristina's cousin's husband was not interested, ending the call after a mere 17 seconds.
But Marcus' unnerving noises meant that the second cousin--
--slammed the receiver after only ten seconds.
Right, then! One point for Marika, who gabbed away with her wife.
Two for Johanna. Three for Nassim.
Four for Keyyo, but a lovely five for Marcus.
- Wow, wow, wow! - Fantastic.
- Do we have a total standing? - Yes.
In a shared second place we have Johanna, Marcus and Nassim with 15 points.
After that we have a shared first place with Keyyo and Marika having 17 points.
Which is bonkers! A difference of two points.
But before we find out who's the worst of the worst, we have a piece of joyous news to convey to you.
"Bäst i test" will be back with a brand new season...
- ...with new participants and new tests. - Yes, which tends to be the way it goes.
But this time, you don't need to wait for nearly as long.
Because our next season will kick off right after this summer! Right?!
Yes, indeed!
And then you will, among other things, get to see this:
It'll be Eric Stern.
Lotta Engberg.
Nour El Refai.
Torbjörn Averås Skorup.
And Marie Agerhäll.
Wait, there's something.
- You're not supposed to see. - I'll stroke it first.
- What's up, YouTube? - No!
- I love you. - I'm an idiot!
God damn. Cool stuff, still.
- No! - What am I doing?! What am I doing?!
- A primadonna. - Worst thing I've ever been through.
- I got some on me. - You got some on you? Oh!
- I was losing my patience. - I couldn't tell.
Yes, we're in for another terrific season.
Starting this very autumn. Which is super soon, huh.
But it's time to wrap up this battle of antiques...
Remember, anything can happen and everything can change...
Because it's time for the finale.
Wow, wow, wow! Yes, it's time for the finale.
It's incredibly exciting in both directions, as mentioned.
Let's let Johanna read the final test.
"Order a cup of tea from David before the bread's toasted."
"You order by ringing your bell."
"If you haven't rung the bell before the bread's toasted, you get zero points."
"Last order before the bread's toasted wins the finale."
Whenever you want, you may ring the bell. At that point, I'll bring you tea.
The person who's closest to the bread jumping up wins.
The goal is to wait as long as you can, without waiting too long.
Let's go, then! So I'll take the slice of bread, and...
...put it into the toaster, and then...
- We've started? - The bread's being toasted, now.
Shit, and I'm gluten intolerant and everything.
Which means it's up to you to ding the bell before it pops up.
Which means three points for one lone winner.
No, this is taking so long!
It's precise. It toasts the whole surface.
Marika's rung. Keyyo's rung.
- Johanna's rung. Is Marcus the only one left? - Is there something wrong with the toaster?
- No! - There's the bread!
The last man to order tea... I'm sorry, I didn't bring you any tea. You still want some?
Marcus wins the bread and this finale! Wow!
Go ahead. Marmalade. I'll bring you some tea, too.
- Come back and we'll count this all up. - Perfectly toasted!
Alright, alright, alright! Exciting times, with the bread. Remember all that?
We remember it, David. Pretty well, actually.
Everyone managed to ring the bell one after another before the bread popped up.
Marcus was the closest ding, earning him three points.
We'll add them to his 15 points.
He ends up with 18 points, and wins tonight's show!
- I won the whole show?! - Yeah! Marcus Berggren!
- You're the best in test! - You kidding?
But let's not make a big deal out of that. We'll see how the other end did.
And as we assemble this--
--there's two people who are so very bad that they can't be separated.
Johanna and Nassim!
You're going to get to lift my bust of clay.
Welcome up. Yes, it's you two! You can take turns, maybe.
- Is this good or bad? - It's bad.
Lift it. Whoa!
And what have we learned today? Well...
The world's longest kiss lasted for 58 hours.
To have someone hang up on you, all you have to do is grunt.
And Nassim and Johanna are the worst of Bäst i Test.
We'll be seeing you, and until then you can rewatch Bäst i Test on TV4 Play over, and over, and over again.
Bye-bye for now! Bye.
Original text: Johanna Svensson, Iyuno Translation: DangBream