Good evening and welcome to the Director of the Universe.
I am Ivan Šarić, I am the Director of the Universe, so welcome to me.
The show started off great.
So what is this show about?
I have gathered five people from the public eye
who have been going through seemingly simple and uncomfortable tasks for the past few months.
These are all magnificent people,
purely because they are with us on the show,
please give them a big round of applause when I announce them.
He is a small man trapped in the body of an even smaller man: Igor Drljo!
One of the greatest actresses of today... is not here. But Ana Begić Tahiri is with us!
Showing us how far the music industry has fallen during COVID, Lidija Bačić!
A thorn in the side of Zadar politics, and of this show, Enio Meštrović!
Split stand-up comedian Ante *mumbles last name*
And of course this show wouldn't be complete without my personal assistant,
please one clap, just one clap, for mister Luka.
Thank you.
We will start the show immediately.
Yes, thank you very much,
and I would just actually like to say
that it is a great honour and pleasure to work with you.
Thank you.
What an actor. Bravo actor, bravo.
You can only see his shoe size sticking out from the Director's ass.
That's why he has this job, and you're a contestant.
Yes.
Tonight you asked our contestants to bring in
a thing most people want to touch.
Interesting.
What is the thing you would like to touch?
Igor, what did you bring in?
The thing everyone wants to touch.
And that is?
A button labelled "Do not touch!"
But you always want to touch it to see what happens.
Come on, Igor, I'm sorry... please go and touch that thing up there.
YOU go and touch that thing up there.
He couldn't wait for you to ask him that.
And nothing?
Alpha.
So he can't touch it.
I'll help you, come on.
You don't have to do anything for me.
I don't take help from just anyone.
You knocked it down.
The camera.
Everything went down, and the camera.
I want 15 points for this.
Lidija?
Well, I don't know about Ana,
but when I walk into a mall,
when I get to that part where the blankets are.
I have a constant need to touch those blankets,
you know, to check which one is my favourite.
And here, that's the blanket.
I just have a need to do it.
All men in Croatia at this moment went:
"I will put on the blanket when I see Lidija Bačić. I am the blanket."
"I'll introduce myself, I'm a blanket, nice to meet you."
Enio, what did you bring us?
Wait, really?
Yes. I would never have lived to be 52 if I hadn’t touched this once or twice a day.
I'm not really, I'm not really...[convinced]
Let's move on. Bega?
Very simple. There's no person who doesn't want to touch when they see... bubble wrap.
Yes, yes, it's true, yes.
You have to, like, do that. Yes, true, true.
Okay, and we're left with Ante. What is the thing that people want to touch?
Well, I think both men and women want to touch this, in Croatia and beyond for sure.
What's that thing?
I touched her!
This is ingenious!
I touched her!
I didn't expect that at all. -She became a thing?
So you brought a picture of Lidija Bačić?
Yes.
Very brave.
I won't be able to look towards her for the rest of the episode.
I will only look at you and Iggy. I can no longer look to the left at all.
So all these items,
including a photo of Lidija Bačić,
go into the prize pool,
and the winner of this episode
will get all the items.
And now please award the points.
Like this. Enio one.
Finally he gets a one.
You didn't put in effort.
You would never have experienced running this show if you didn't have a fork in your hands. Never, never.
It's true.
Two goes to... Ana.
Ana, Ana, Ana, bubble wrap, just ok.
Lidija, blanket, three.
Okay, solid, I'm satisfied.
Igor, four.
Lidija may have won three, but the photo of Lidija Bačić won five.
I give half to her.
Well, yes, yes.
Let's look at the score.
So that's the point balance,
it is time to start with more concrete tasks that were done in the cottage in Čučerje,
which is quite difficult to pronounce, not "cottage", but "Čučerje".
You'll hear from me when you get home. [a pun on "Čučerje"]
I don't know which is more tense, this show so far, or your shirt.
Let's get to the task, please.
Geometry and various cheerful shapes are next.
Wow.
Hi, Enio.
Mommy!
I don't like it here among these sheets. It's like a pig slaughterhouse.
"Sort seven items in order by number"
"of faces / sides that each object has."
"The object with the lowest number of sides goes to the far right,"
"and to the left you put objects with more sides."
Right the least, left the most.
"You can only touch the objects with your face." Whaaaaat?
"If anything falls off the table, you're disqualified."
"Put on the opaque goggles now. You have ten minutes."
You need help with the goggles maybe?
Well no, but I don't have makeup for later.
I have artificial eyelashes.
Do you want me to help you with...
I don't know how you could help me, really.
You want me to hold your eyelashes, I don't understand?
I need to cool down, wait a moment.
Don't you see this?
I don't see anything, nothing.
I don't see anything.
How many fingers am I holding up?
Seven and a half.
Well done, how did you know?
Are you ready?
No.
Okay, please say the magic words, "your time starts now".
"Your time starts... now!"
"...now!"
Oh my.
So they had to sort the objects by the number of sides or faces,
and a side is a shape that has only width and length.
Did you google that?
Okay, sounds simple.
Just move things in order with your face.
Classic. -Who do we look at first?
First we'll... I put Bega and Enio together,
purely because they have...
enthusiasm.
I can't, I'm afraid.
Fuck.
Fuck, I have powder on.
Fuck.
And this is... you stole this from a church.
Two, three...
What is this?
What is this!?
Are you thirsty, want some water? -No!
Two, four, five. I've removed the top.
I think you know I don't like jiggly things.
Interesting, huh?
Shut up.
Ok.
Yuck.
There is nothing.
Aha!
Yeah. What is this?
*mumbles*
Excuse me? -I said it has two sides!
Five, this one is five.
There's nothing left... on the table.
Are you saying you're done?
I really don't know anymore, all I can do now is keep licking that table.
Egg, then this thing for blessing,
that is it.
That's it? -Giovanni! I want five points for this.
She started to cry.
Disgusting!
Disgusting, and we didn't replace... the cheese.
Enio licked it first. He licked first.
You guys really couldn't see anything through the goggles?
No. In fact when we went outside we couldn’t see
what was on the table.
So, this is the first time we've seen what it really is.
I even licked the table at the end.
And I said there are four sides on the outside. External.
If we had shown everything you've licked, this show would never have ended.
I wonder if he licked Luka.
He must have at some point. -At one point for sure.
Let's see more.
I have prepared the following:
Lile, Ante and... Igor- -Can we skip me?
Don't show me at all. -Oh no, you're exactly the one we want to see.
So this was my worst task ever.
So let's see! -Let's see!
How could someone do anything?
This is the edge of the table.
Whoa.
Luckily I have goggles, so nothing can poke my eye.
Whoa.
What is this...
What is this? Wet?
Aha! Did it fall?
This is glass, so this can fall. I won't clean it up later.
What is this, this is one side. What is this? Oh God.
Why did you give me a cold egg?
Like a dead man's.
How many sides does a banana have?
It depends on what it is like, whether it is more ripe, or whether it is green.
Whoa!
Are you OK?
Yeah.
I think this is an egg next to the banana.
I mean, if you think of it as an Easter egg,
then it has two sides.
You tap one then the other, don't you. [referencing egg-tapping Easter game]
I am constantly around this jar with the water.
Oh, I don't know.
Where is the rest, anywhere I go is...
Lydia, I don't know now. I know but I don't know.
What is this?
This may be some feta cheese.
The ball is there.
Don't fall, please don't fall.
Where is the edge? There is still some room.
I even think...
Disqualified!
Ta-da!
And you can leave, thank you. -This was very physically exhausting.
Lidija,
it seemed... you were really embarrassed, so I'm going to ask you about it for a long time.
Anyway, it was so stressful for me.
So first off, I guess I'm scared when I can't see anything.
I was so scared, first I hit my teeth,
and then my nose. It really was the worst task for me.
'92 [war year] was nothing, compared to what Lily survived here.
And let me answer the question for you, Ante: a banana has five... sides.
Igor, how many surfaces does an egg have?
Two. -Two?
Because he was resurrected.
No, you have the Catholic side and the Orthodox side.
I didn't think about it that way.
The Orthodox one has three sides.
And the Catholic one has two.
Ante, you were unlucky?
I was unlucky, but this egg...
something was making me sick and it smelled like something so I was avoiding it
That's the part I licked. I hadn't brushed my teeth.
Let's take a look...
Points, do you want points?
So, things are like this.
Igor is the best.
He's a second behind Enio, but he has better arranged items,
so Enio is second,
Ana is third because of the arrangment of things,
and Lidija is fourth because of the arrangement of things,
but has the worst time.
I'm sorry, we forgot... -That's right. Ante dropped the egg.
Is it zero or one for Ante, just so I know?
Well, good question. Ante, do you want zero or one?
One.
No, take zero...
Why? Take one, man.
Ante one, Lidija two, Ana three, Enio four, and Igor five points!
Let's look at the score please.
This is all very close, Igor has come a long way,
but this is all five, five, six, we can't even look at it.
Wait, wait, wait, stop, stop. Something is going on now.
No.
My favourite game.
Which one?
Sponsors! Who paid for all this.
Thanks to all the sponsors, everything you saw in the ads you have to buy, it’s an obligation.
Where were we? Come on, come on.
Yes. Let's move on now? Ok?
Okay, I won't talk, let's go quickly to the next task, please.
Good morning, dear friend.
Good morning.
You know, this is how you walk when you're going down, you know, you have stairs on stage, then...
And everyone is always afraid of stairs, but you practice it, and you're singing while doing it, right.
Let's see what you have in store this time.
"Make something masculine with this cardboard box."
"The most masculine thing wins. You have 20 minutes."
"Your time starts now."
I don't know what to do.
Can you go back there and open the box? Thank you.
Masculine...
So, what is "masculine"? What is masculine for you?
A Herzegovinian.
A Herzegovinian, a Herzegovinian.
What does a real Herzegovinian look like?
Manly.
Like Enio.
Sturdy, two meters tall.
And he lasts twenty minutes.
By all statistics, he looks like that. [Herzegovinians are statistically the tallest people in the world] -Just say what the statistics are for Herzegovinians,
just so they see what kind of Herzegovinian we got for the show.
What's left for us. From all of Zagreb we ended up with YOU.
A quarter of a Herzegovinian.
Miss Lidija Bačić Lile, please.
Why me first? Oh dear God, to watch this embarrassment now.
You're being a little quiet.
I'm quiet, yes. So like, for you to be surprised when I turn around.
Here's the most masculine thing.
Moustache and beard, what?
Here-
Here, you know, how is it not? Hang on.
This is, this is, excuse me just a moment.
I can't talk much.
This is the most masculine thing for you?
Well, it's, like, masculine.
So for Lidija, this is masculine.
This is perhaps the sexiest man ever.
Yes.
I'm in favour of moving onto
the only real men here in this show, and those are Ante and Enio.
What a sting, amazing.
The most masculine thing,
but seen from the male side.
That is it? That is it.
Luka, uh, do we have some kind of mannequin, just so I have a torso?
I'm going to take a look.
Let's go like this.
What are you carrying man, I asked for a mannequin.
I don't know what happened to this mannequin.
Is this your first time with a doll or?
I think so.
♫ You only love once ♫
♫ everything else is a ♫
deception
There is nothing more masculine than lying down and knowing that no one can tell you
"why are you lying down" or "let's get up now".
A soldier, a builder, has sandals, a gun and is standing in a wheelbarrow.
He can't be more masculine than that.
Welcome to Jackass! This is the most masculine thing in a box.
Ta-da!
♫ Fly me to the moon ♫
♫ and get me... another moon[?] ♫
And finally, Bega and Igor.
Do you have a felt-tip pen or something?
Maybe I need some glue too.
Scotch tape?
Either that, or UHU.
That's not really what I meant, but ok. Do you have anything transparent?
This is what you were looking for, this transparent... transparent tape.
Come on, we have to hook it up to... to the pole.
Yes. Come on.
It used to be good.
Here, I'll put it back.
And now it isn't.
I'm putting it back.
It's not. This is not, is not, is not.
Do you love the Director?
I love him.
That's nice. Very noble.
Jesus...
Come on, Luka.
Wait...
Can you hold this part for me here?
What am I holding?
You're holding cardboard.
But why?
I think it's glued underneath. So for it to solidify a little.
Ok.
This is a light one. Look, look, look, look, look.
Now tell me if that's masculine or not.
Say it now.
Ok.
Did Igor do the task then, or not?
Yes, Igor finished the task indeed.
Sorry we didn't see that. To me it looked like a failed task.
So let's see, come on.
Wanna play mini-football?
Go and hide, little mouse!
Go and hide, assistant.
It's easy for you to beat Bega in basketball.
I am thrilled with these two candidates.
First, where did basketball come from? This is a good idea.
To me, it’s extremely masculine, even more so than football.
And you as a tall man, as a tall man,
I played that card, maybe a little dirty, you will understand.
Good.
We will appreciate the effort here. I like creativity and effort here,
hence Enio one point.
Enio one point, Ante two points.
Lidija three points.
Bega, four points.
Never five.
And Igor five points.
Let's see the situation.
Lidija, you caught up with me.
Yes, yes in the middle...
Let's look at the next task!
Right away.
New assistant, huh?
[Hungarian:] Hello.
Good afternoon.
[Hungarian:] Hello.
AND? -[Hungarian:] Hello.
[Hungarian:] Hello.
To sit down?
[Hungarian:] Welcome.
"Get the following information from the Hungarian."
Wow, a Hungarian.
A Hungarian, ok. [Hungarian:] Hi. Thank you. Happy to meet you.
"date of birth, father's occupation,"
"greatest fear,"
"how he would describe you, and favourite food."
"The Hungarian may not speak or write in Croatian or English."
"He must not speak or write." [in Croatian or English] Ok.
"Your time starts now."
Oh, man.
Okay, come on, let's see, first repeat exactly what they had to do.
So the man's name is Kristof, he's a Croatian Hungarian,
Hungarian Croat, Hungarian, macaron, Hungarian. [weird word play]
They had to learn five things from him:
date of birth, father's occupation,
greatest fear, how he would describe you, i.e. them,
and his favourite food.
So let's see. -Who do we start with?
Lile and Bega.
Hello!
Do you speak English?
[Hungarian:] No.
Do you know what does it mean "day of birth"?
Day of birth? -[Hungarian:] Yes.
Yes? What's your date of birth?
[Hungarian:] April 30, 1990.
Whaaat?!
That would be, ha, what would that be, Taurus?
Beginning of April or end of April? Beginning?
[Hungarian:] Taurus.
"Taurus"? Taurus, Taurus. Virgo, earth. And, Kristof earth, Taurus.
The first?
Second?
Tenth?
[Hungarian:] What?
Fifth?
Sixth?
Seventh?
Eighth?
Twenty-fifth? Fourth?
[Hungarian:] Close.
Close? Twenty-ninth.
[Hungarian:] Very close.
Twenty-eighth? -[Hungarian:] Other direction -Thirtieth?
Twentieth? -[Hungarian:] Thirtieth.
Thirtieth? -[Hungarian:] Yes, yes.
30th of April.
1970s?
Oh shit.
80s?
[Hungarian:] Oh my God.
I'm getting it all wrong, huh?
[Hungarian:] I'm younger than that.
Are you younger? -[Hungarian:] Yes.
1990? No way.
Wait, yes?? You don't look it.
1982? 81? 88? -[Hungarian:] Higher than that. Higher higher higher. -1990?
[Hungarian:] It's there. -So April 30th 1990.
So I'm an actress,
and my dad
[Hungarian:] Okay, fine. -is not an actor. And yours?
[Hungarian:] Handyman. -"Ezmester"?
[Mađarska:] "Ez-er-mester". -"Ezermester."
He has his own trade?
[Hungarian:] Everything. Everything-handyman.
He lays land mines?
[Hungarian:] Wood, wood...
[Hungarian:] Wood and iron.
So some handyman?
[Hungarian:] Handyman. -"Mester"?
A plumber?
Works with metal?
[Hungarian:] That too.
With a metal-"isch"?
[Hungarian:] Handyman for metal and wood.
Handyman for...
of which now, and wood. And wood. -[Hungarian:] Yes. That.
Working with metal, so like a carpenter? A carpenter. -[Hungarian:] Handyman, ok, handyman.
Your dad will build me a table.
In which there will be metal-"ischen". -[Hungarian:] Okay, good. Could be.
[Hungarian:] That too.
Of wood?
Carpenter. Carpenter, Ok, carpenter. -[Hungarian:] Aha, ok.
Wait, I'll try to say something in Hungarian.
[speaks Hungarian?] ...no it's not?
Did I just say something crass? Oh fuck, sorry.
All right, Kristof.
You're very young, bye.
[Hungarian:] 1970...
Perhaps the best sentence to me was, Bega:
"I'm an actress and my dad isn't."
What exactly did you expect from him?
That he would say "my dad isn't either"?
What's the point?
So you had to find out what his dad was.
So phenomenal.
Lidija, you started in English, great.
And then, why? -I don't know why I started English either.
Like he was speaking Hungarian, so I was like, ok, I have to speak English.
The girls did this well, I'm interested in the times.
Times, that's right, sorry.
Lile, 7 minutes 48 seconds,
and got everything.
And Ana, 8 minutes 29 seconds,
hit everything but age,
but she got that too in the end.
Shall we announce this together?
Commercials.
We're back. We can move on.
Ante and Igor. The polyglots.
So how are you?
[Hungarian:] Well, thank you very much.
Yeah. -[Hungarian:] And you? -Yeah, yeah, yeah.
How old are you?
[Hungarian:] I ​​am thirty-one years old.
What? -[Hungarian:] Thirty-one!
And the same to you. [implying the Hungarian said something rude]
You know? Rest in peace. RIP.
[Hungarian:] Ahh... death? -For me. -[Hungarian:] Death?
[Hungarian:] Death? -And you? Yours?
[Hungarian:] Loneliness.
That doesn't help me.
What are you afraid of when you are so big? -[Hungarian:] I'm afraid of loneliness.
What? -[Hungarian:] Loneliness.
That really sounds like something one would be scared of.
We should have had a few more Hungarian loan words.
The thing you're afraid of is not present here?
Ehhm...
Maybe the Director of the Universe? You see what he looks like.
[Hungarian:] A little yes.
[Hungarian:] Just me.
[Hungarian:] Hello, hello!
[Hungarian:] Nobody anywhere?
Aha!
Loneliness? Being by yourself?
Being alone? Alone?
Ahhh.... ok, ok, ok. Nice, nice.
People?
[Hungarian:] No way, there's no one. -Nothing.
When there are no people.
Are you afraid of loneliness?
You are afraid of loneliness.
I'm so good at speaking Hungarian!
You, for me, cool.
[Hungarian:] Ok.
[Hungarian:] Thank you. -And I'm, for you...?
[Hungarian:] Hmm, young.
Old man? Yes, old man?
Not? Young?
Ah, young, ok.
[Hungarian:] Stocky.
Rough?
[unclear]
Like some Viking. -[unclear]
Some failed Viking.
[Hungarian:] Little Viking.
Small Viking, a hobbit.
[Hungarian:] Small, yes.
I know what you meant.
Your favourite food, goulash?
[Hungarian:] No, no.
Kebab?
[Hungarian:] I ​​love everything.
[Hungarian:] I ​​eat everything. Omnivorous.
[Hungarian:] Everything.
"Mindent," so you're eating at midnight, right?
[Hungarian:] That too.
[Hungarian:] Everything, that is, everything.
"Mindent" is everything put together, right?
[Hungarian:] Yes. -So you like to eat everything.
Congratulations, congratulations. -[Hungarian:] No favourites.
[Hungarian:] Everything.
Everything?
Thank you.
[Hungarian:] You're welcome.
Guys, you were, you were phenomenal.
This was a lot of fun, can we hear the times?
Ante, 10 minutes 46 seconds, got everything.
Igor, 11 minutes 34 seconds, also got every one.
Ante, are you really afraid of death?
Am I afraid of death?
No, I made it up just to get information from him.
I had to make him somehow figure this out,
to get him to start talking and that’s it. -And you could have said "death". He understands you.
What, really? -Yes.
Let's go to Enio, let's go see Enio. -Yes, let's.
When were you born?
[Hungarian:] 1990, 30 April.
You're 31 years old?
31 exactly? -[Hungarian:] Exactly.
Say "stop" when your date is guessed. 27, 28, 29, 30- -[Hungarian:] Stop.
30th of April.
I'm reading you like a book, brother.
How would you describe me?
[Hungarian:] Huhh, a little scary.
That I'm feeling some commotion, you can't describe me?
Corpulent?
Awe.
[Hungarian:] There, there. That. -It...
[Hungarian:] It's okay, it's okay.
that's it? -[Hungarian:] It's okay.
Listen, translate this third one for me,
what is your greatest fear, let's get that one done.
[Hungarian:] I'm afraid of loneliness. Loneliness.
The dark?
[Hungarian:] No, no.
Horror movies?
Shortages?
[Hungarian:] Just me. I.
I don't understand dick.
What are you afraid of?
[Hungarian:] Loneliness. -Pomegranates? [sounds similar in Croatian]
Why didn't you say so right away?
[Hungarian:] All alone in loneliness. There is no one.
[Hungarian:] Just me. Hello?
[Hungarian:] Someone? Nobody anywhere.
[Hungarian:] Hello?
To be left alone in the world?
[Hungarian:] Yes.
Come on people, give me something harder.
And you are, and you are
You are too-
and you know what when -[Hungarian:] So-so.
when someone sees you they also go [imitates Hungarian]
[Hungarian:] Good.
Fuck, what a big man.
And I thought he was afraid of me. And when he gets up, look at how big a man he is.
Do you want to know how tall the Hungarian is?
2.02m! 2.02m!
How tall do you think he is?
[various heights over 2m]
We know exactly how tall he is. Let’s take a look.
So let's see.
[still guessing various heights over 2m]
"Once you've learned everything, measure his exact height."
So, I'm supposed to measure you now.
Let me take your measurements.
Since I know a guy that works at the funeral home, let's see.
Ah, Jesus...
This is where points are earned!
Little one, what is this?
Can you hold this down just a little bit like this?
204cm.
How is it not?
[Hungarian:] How much?
203cm. No, 205cm.
No, you're not taller than 205cm? Higher than 205cm?
[Hungarian:] 206cm. 206cm. 206cm.
205cm? 205cm. -[Hungarian:] Oh, ok.
And 205cm is quite an ok measure.
Nice guy, nice guy, really nice guy.
You're ten times better than Luka.
That was a bonus point that was given only to Igor.
By the way, according to the times, according to the times you were the worst,
but because of the bonus points, Ante has one point.
We are all disappointed with you, no worries.
Igor, two points.
Ana has three points.
Lile, four points.
Enio Meštrović had the best time.
Well, the man is killing us. -We'll kick him out of the show.
We'll kick him out of the show. -Let's look at the table.
All the way, all the way behind, as far away as Split, Ante.
And at the top, Igor holds the pole position just like that.
And we're going to the next task, right?
That's right.
So, my dear ones, the next task is the live task.
As always, at the end of the show, we have our candidates do something
for you here in this beautiful theatre.
We'll be back in a few seconds, stay with us.
Welcome to the last task in the Director of the Universe.
Igor is on top, but the girls are on his heels.
Since our candidates have boxing gloves,
and can't read the task,
therefore Luka, please read the task.
All right, I'll read the task.
I hope it's to hit you.
"Put the blue candies in the empty bowl without taking off your gloves."
"Most blue candies wins."
"Non-blue candies are deducted from the total number of candies."
"You have 100 seconds."
"Your time starts..."
Let’s see, there are various techniques on display.
Bega started with something that doesn't work, no one for now... wow!
We have two people using their mouths.
We knew Enio would use his mouth.
Why didn't you forbid them to do that?
Let's see.
Lidija, don't eat the candy, we need blue candies.
Lidija, don't eat the candy, you misunderstood the task.
I don't know what I'm doing. -I'll put them all in, so you count it up later.
Igor is giving little kisses. -I don't know what I'm doing.
Enio headed for the floor.
Maybe the best tactic right now... -You have 15 seconds left.
...is by Enio, who is looking for blue candies on the floor,
and then collects them in his mouth. -5 more.
Come on, do your best.
4, 3, 2, 1...
End! Thank you guys, you were great.
While we add up the candies, you prepare yourself in your sitting positions.
We'll add up the candies, and then we’ll see who scored the most points in the last task.
Here we are back. We added up all the candies and saw who has the most blue ones.
When I say we added up, I mean you Luka, Luka added them up, so tell us.
Here we are four weeks later.
So,
Lidija... cleverly transferred all the candies
from one vessel to another.
That means there were 119 blue candies...
but there were 684 multi-coloured ones.
When that is subtracted, we get -1,000.
Good tactic, but it didn't work. But good tactics. -Good tactics, yes.
Good tactic for you.
Next was Bega.
She put only half of the candies, that is,
half from one bowl to another,
which is 72 blues, and the others, 402.
Which means -1,000 again.
Is there anyone who has done this task correctly?
I will praise the male company.
Starting with Enio, who has... 18 pure blue candies.
Sometimes, sometimes it's smarter to have less than more, Lidija.
I think... Enio's mouth beat absolutely all this.
And we will move away from Enio's mouth.
Ante, 25 blue,
but he also had three colourful ones,
which is subtracted, and you get to 22 blue!
And my personal... favourite.
He's lying like a dog.
28 blue.
But 23 colourful.
He started great. -Yes. Just when I thought he was the winner.
5 candies... all together.
Beautiful.
Therefore. Lydia and Bega, I can't give -1,000 because that would end the series for them.
So... one, one. One point. They'll share one point. No, one point each.
Igor... three points. Ok? Three points. -Okay.
Then... Enio with four points.
Thank you, Director. -And Ante, five points!
The king of candy.
It's that dance when you win. -Let's find out...
who is the winner of tonight’s episode.
Let's go. -Please, with a big round of applause
greet the smallest man in the theatre, and the winner of tonight's show,
Igor Drljo, with 19 points!
Please collect your prize pool.
I'll hang this on the wall above the bed.
While Igor is collecting his prizes, we will repeat what we learned today.
We learned that Ante must not sit next to Lidija because he wants to touch her.
And we will face a lawsuit, or worse, we will be in Veljača's column. [Croatian actress and columnist]
We also learned that a banana has five surfaces.
We learned you can't touch me,
but most importantly, we learned that Igor, when he gets on his toes,
is absolutely the same height.
So please, one big round of applause for today’s winner:
Enjoy... your... bounty, Igor Drljo!
Croatian transcription and translation by u/MarkoSeke
Hungarian transcription and translation by u/Budget-Beach442
Subtitle timing and admin by u/taskmastermaster