Good evening, and welcome to the final of Direktor Svemira!
These great maniacs here have endured my assignments for months,
and all these months they have been fighting for my golden bust.
Thank you all for that.
The talented and beautiful Lidija Bacic.
Our great actress with a great laugh, Ana Begic Tahiri.
He is a great man and a big man. Enio Mestrovic!
A great entertainer and a great man, Igro Drljo!
A stand-up comedian from Split, Ante Travizi.
Finally, thank you.
It's not that hard, Travizi.
I don't know why people have so much trouble with that.
Good evening. Welcome people.
Good evening Luka.
You look like fresh cheese.
Okay, I will forgive you.
Everyone is beautiful today.
Thank you for coming so that we can see the clear contrast.
You were a little sad before the show...
Yes, I am little sad even now...
Why?
I'm sorry because this may be the end of this season
and I will remain alone...
in the house, for Christmas.
You don't have to worry. We'll probably have a second season,
so everything will be fine,
if the ratings are high...
If not, then we will be the "Director of Universe in the countryside",
because RTL likes to broadcast that kind... [reference to show "Love is in the Countryside"]
So, we will see what will happen.
Let's continue with the show!
People brought their items,
let's go see the prize pool,
wait, no, let's take a look first at...
What?
Let's look at the season scoreboard after all these episodes.
1 point in front.
Ana Begic Tahiri, 161 point.
Lidija Bacic may be in last place, but she is the most beautiful,
145 points.
But the final is here, and we will see if anything will change.
Will it stay like this in the end, I wonder?
I just hope I will still have a job.
Well, you can hope.
Let's see the items they were supposed to bring.
That's right, you were asked to bring the best pointy item.
It is very convenient for the finals.
Why didn't someone bring in your ass?
How do you know what his ass is like, Igor?
Because when he leans over, I see his poor and miserable ass.
Enio, what did you bring to us?
I brought the most expensive thing that exists after lunch.
Not expensive, pointy. - Yes.
A toothpick.
You showed up today...
For me, lunch is not lunch if I don't have a toothpick after it.
And even if you don't have lunch,
with this you can find anything between your teeth.
So, you brought one fucking toothpick as a prize for the final?
I can't get below 1 point, and I only have one toothpick.
If I was in the mood, I would bring you 5 toothpicks.
I will be satisfied with 1 point.
Ante, what did you bring?
I brought a board game that I think we all played,
and that is Mikado.
It's like a toothpick...
You brought more toothpicks.
I think there are 27 of them.
27 points for Ante...
Just to ask, how is this game played?
I think it's like Uno. Everyone has their own rules.
To me, this looks like on a highway, where the height of the snow is measured.
I just don't know if the scale is 1:100 or 1:1000.
Ana, what did you bring to the prize pool?
I'll use someone else's words to describe what I brought,
because the grass had not yet sprouted where my heel had stood.
I will mention that I brought only one heel,
but you know how it is with us. Buy 3, you get 4 for free.
They are selling it at the traffic light.
Ana, can you please move your leg a little to the other side.
Look...
Please let the camera record this.
Did you dig that in?
Yes.
If there's anything pointy, it's heels, and it's not my ass.
Igor, you?
I brought one pointy thing that I adored as a little boy.
And now I am just a little man.
I grew from a boy to a man.
Let's show a picture.
Thank god, it's a sword.
I found this sword on steroids.
It is very well-built.
There are such swords in Herzegovina.
Like Excalibur, you pull it out of a stone,
when you buy that land.
But this is really valuable.
This is the same sword you went to Mordor with?
Yes it is.
I beat huge giants with it.
Lidija, what did you bring us?
I brought something that neither Ana nor I could do without,
and I need it all the time in my work.
I am constantly in front of the camera.
Eyeliner.
Without this-
Nice one.
It was sharper.
Without an eyeliner, I wouldn't be here.
How Lidija likes to compete for 1 point.
Does your make-up artist have an eyeliner?
Plus it's a dangerous thing.
You can stab... yourself in the eye.
That is a very sharp thing.
Ana, thank you for one heel. 1 point.
Enio, 2 points, although only one toothpick.
Ante, 3 points, because we do not have 27 points.
Lidija, 4 points,
because it's amazing what you're doing with it.
And Gandalf's right hand... Applause for Igor, and 5 points.
We decided to make a snowman.
Hello.
What to do with carrots?
"Make the best snowman."
"For this task you will have one hour."
"Your time starts..."
"now!"
Do you have any ideas?
No.
What do you need?
Snow.
We do not have that.
I'm disappointed.
So I need to make a snowman out of anything else but snow.
I will definitely need a knife.
A knife for snowman? - Yes.
Two twigs, you can find anywhere. There's a forest around us.
What are you thinking about?
About a snowman.
How do you plan to make him?
I don't know.
Okay, let's see Enio and Lile.
I will need to make eyes, hands, legs.
I need tyres.
I need a felt-tip pen. Do you have one?
I need a washbowl full of ice.
I need a Christmas tree spray.
This is going to be his nose.
I'm going to need another carrot, but smaller.
Bring more of them.
I have to make sure I have everything.
I'll need this for later. Don't break it.
And hold this for me, please.
Bravo.
I'm going to need wider duct tape.
This is from the pump, right? - Yes.
I was looking for catering ice.
Would it be possible for me to get some snowflakes? I'll need that.
I took one towel. I asked for it too.
I'm going to draw something on it.
I'll need a cigarette...
Is this possible?
Did you really undress?
I need grass.
We shouldn't bring that to you... [meaning weed]
Oh, you are talking about grass! Okay.
Should it be real or artificial grass?
Artificial.
Can I ask him something?
Why did you put ice where you were sitting?
I will tell you now.
I sprayed that spray first
and then it took me about a minute to freeze everything,
and then I was a real snowman.
I like that.
And now imagine the second season...
Imagine what it was like for me.
I saw his frostbite.
Let's see the photo.
This is a snowman from my nightmares.
This is very disturbing, but still a little sexy.
Do you want one more kiss?
No, thank you.
I don't know if the ordering lasted longer,
or the making process.
I listed so many things, this and that, and just kept adding more things.
I even ordered blueberries, and I don’t know if I used them.
I think I did.
Let's see Ante and Lidija now.
Great. A snowman, but Slavonian edition.
It's good that we don't work with a real snow,
because I'm a man who has rarely seen snow.
For now, it looks fantastic.
Luka, do you have a marker?
I need a doll's cap, if it's white.
If there is no white, it can be black, but white would be better.
Let make the eyebrows astonished.
Bra.
Sorry...
This will be Frankenstein by the end.
When I started, I had a different idea...
This will be an interesting snowman.
I would like something else...
I have a lot of time.
Oh my god, what did I just make?
I think the wig fixed everything.
This is an insult to all snowmen in history.
I finished.
Ante...
Can we see a photo?
What is that?
I think this is snow-woman having a midlife crisis.
She is still trying to be interesting and sexy, but she is not doing it well.
It looks a bit like Shrek to me.
I have to admit that the hands didn’t turn out the way I imagined.
And the rest turned out right?
Rest turned out great.
What does this look like to you?
Like Bozo Vreco. [non-binary Bosnian musician]
Yes, I like it.
It looks like 1 point to me...
Dear children, look what mum and dad brought you for Christmas-
Oh, I mean, Santa Claus...
Let's go to commercials.
Here we are again, moving on.
And you are watching the final of Direktor Svemira.
Drljo and Bega... and Lidija.
Lidija is still listing...
What I asked for, I got that.
You will take my eye out...
Branches on the floor.
Why did you bring me such huge branches?
This seems like a great friendship to me.
I do not think so...
Where's my carrot?
Couldn't find a smaller bag?
Do you think there is a quicker way to do this?
Do we have a mirror?
I am going to find it now.
What is that? - The mirror.
Be careful, please, so I don't have to vacuum everything.
You spilled it on the floor, Igor.
It's snow. It's difficult to control it.
Go behind me, to stick this to me.
Not so close! I'm allergic.
What are you allergic to? Carpet?
Where do you want this? - On the head.
Find balance.
Now it is good.
How's it going, Igor?
Very bad.
Is it clean? Give me half. No, give me the whole...
Can you bring me that...
Have you found it? - No.
But I brought myself a chair to sit on for a while.
Wait, it fell into my mouth.
♫ It's snowing outside, dripping on my window, ♫
♫ and I am alone at home, sitting and crying... ♫
♫ I don't know what to do with myself. ♫
You have to untie me now.
I don't have time because they are calling me...
Bega this was great.
When I think about your entire career and what you made...
You have accomplished everything in this task.
I will be modest in this show.
It’s that acting appreciation.
Thanks to my parents...
This is Olaf, isn't it?
That's right, I was thinking about Olaf.
Yes I see that.
This snow that Luka poured on me,
I was pulling it off my clothes for days.
We haven't seen what Igor made.
Let's see Igor and Lille.
When it's my turn, I'm probably still listing...
I'll stay until the last second.
I need something to keep the snowman up.
If it were made of carrot, then it wouldn't stand up.
Can you get me the fattest carrot that there is?
It doesn't have to be made out of carrot.
It doesn't have to be out of carrot?
Then I have more choices.
I will not make it from carrots then, but from...
Do you think this is good?
Did you fall asleep?
Do not sleep! I am working here.
I also need Christmas lights. - Okay.
I need smaller lamps, and need them to be colourful.
What else do I need...?
I think I'll be done soon.
It won't stick.
I need artificial trees.
Okay...
Where's the carrot?
Do you want big, small or medium?
The size of your nose.
Maybe I won't even use everything...
Igor, are you trying to glue a carrot?
Yes.
How is it going?
Very bad.
I think I finished.
I think this is a beautiful snowman.
I would ask you to clean up the room.
Are you referring to all of this stuff I definitely won't clean up?
I think that's it.
Okay...
Watch Lidija in the next season as well.
A little information...
30% of the budget for the next season went to Lidija's task.
Igor, this was really awful.
It was beautiful.
Yes, very beautiful. Please show a photo.
Very beautiful snowman.
It looks like he is skiing.
This is a snowman after plastic surgery.
This is a snow-woman. Look at the pink hat.
It looks like he's on skis.
Show us Lidija's snowman, please.
Before we see it, what did she order?
So, she ordered...
She ordered all of this.
Read us a part.
Where should I begin?
Everything is like for a small family.
"A figure of mum and dad, and two small children."
"A house."
"Lamps, white snow, artificial grass,"
"More carrots", because one is not enough.
Let's see.
She ordered a house.
Let's see it.
It's just a part right?
Figures of mum and dad.
Here they are.
Okay, it's done.
Blueberries.
Just choosing so they have even eyes.
Wash the blueberries.
Are you ready? - Yes.
Oh god, this looks tragic.
I know what I'm going to do.
I'll start over.
In the end, this will not be a happy snowman, but a loser.
That's how it will look.
I am holding it.
Let it stand all the way at the edge.
It would be ideal if we had at least four more like that.
I would be grateful if you could find four more like this.
I can't lift this, it's heavy.
Have you found it?
Did you find any other trees? Did you give up?
Hey, look. - It's too big.
It's like a redwood.
This turned out really cool.
Do you want to go to eat lamb?
The task was to make a snowman, and you made an Advent in Zagreb.
As a child, I liked Christmas the most,
and when we all get together, we decorate the trees...
Let's see the photo.
It's beautiful.
Father prepares gifts...
And how did the children make a snowman that tall?
They did just the start. The rest was done by mum and dad.
This is a huge snowman, actually.
The whole budget was spent on this.
Let's see all the photos.
Here it is. This is why I love this show.
See what people are willing to do,
when I just told them to make a snowman.
This is ingenious.
You are maniacs, and I love you all.
Applause for them.
Let's see the points.
It won't be easy for you, but let's see.
It will be easy in the begininng.
Ante, 1 point.
Enio... 2 points. Thank you.
Drljo, 3 points.
Bega, 4 points. And Lille, 5 points.
Bravo Lidija.
Let's see the scoreboard.
Lidija, 9 points.
Igor, 8.
Ana, 5.
Enio, 4.
And Ante, of course, is last.
I feel most comfortable there.
They both have 4 points and you would like Ante to be the last?
That's how it was shown...
Okay, thank you.
Luka, don't say that you never get anything from me.
You can announce the commercials.
Let's go to commercials.
We're back. Let's continue.
Let's move on to a task where everyone must be... careful.
The holidays pass so quickly that, if you blink, you might miss them.
And I already blinked.
Hello Ana. - Hello Luka.
I hope this task will not be difficult.
"Don't blink."
"The winner is the last one to blink."
"Your time starts in 10 seconds."
Oh my god.
A classic, quick task.
Luka, don't blink.
I can blink now, right?
7, 6, 5, 4...
3, 2, 1... now!
Have you started? - Yes.
There is that trick where you look at one point...
You have to look through it.
It's already hard.
Ah no, I can't anymore.
Don't make me blink.
Did you blink because I blinked?
Yes.
I didn't prepare for this. Can we do it again?
It's like seeing an apparition, looking up like this.
Let's do it again.
I don't even want to play any more.
Let them know that I am out of the game.
Okay, thank you.
Your belt is undone.
I apologise to our viewers because, when you watch something
where people can't blink, then we all try to do it.
Like, when they are underwater- - I stop breathing. I almost die.
This is one of the most difficult tasks.
I endured the least.
Let's see Enio.
Starting in 10 seconds.
6, 5, 4, 3, 2, 1...
I can't use my hands, right?
You blinked.
Thank you, Enio.
It was a nice try, but he was unlucky.
He almost understood the task.
Enio, 2 seconds. 1 point.
Igor, 5 seconds. 2 points.
Ana and Lidija, 11 seconds each.
Ante, 30 seconds. He has to get 5 points.
Ana and Lidija, 11 seconds. That is the only dilemma.
Ladies, 4 points. Ante, 5.
Lidija is first with 13 points.
Drljo, 10. Ana, 9.
Ante, 9. And Enio, 5.
The fourth task, Christmas time.
I think this is a task that everyone enjoyed.
They love you the most.
A task in the form of a book.
"Buy a gift for the Director of the Universe."
"There's money in the envelope."
"You have four weeks to think about it and buy a gift."
Let's see how much money we got.
[a Hungarian 10,000 forints note, worth about £22]
I don't know if I can buy chewing gum.
I don't know how much 10,000 forints is.
Beautiful Hungarian money.
Good luck.
I am still here.
Are you down? - Yes.
Igor, let's see what you did.
Since they are Hungarian forints,
♫ and I like younger Hungarian women the most... ♫
♫ who sweeten their lips with ice cream. ♫
I brought you Hungarian women [type of cake] in various colours.
It depends if you like blonde Hungarians, or dark ones.
Merry Christmas, Director.
I give people money and say "Buy me a present".
But otherwise it is not an ego show.
Ana, what did you gift me?
I will not brag about my successful career,
we will delete this from the CV.
I work in a beautiful Hungarian theatre called Kerekes Theatre.
In that Kerekes Theatre there is a shop that sells flasks.
I invented the phrase,
"Homemade brandy can bring you from the dead."
That's a brandy.
And one wonderful...
Maybe Ante would actually like it better,
and if you don't like it, you can eat salami.
Maybe Ante would liked it...
This is a gift for Ante. I see that you are jealous.
I am a little bit.
There is nothing inside. Ana drank everything.
It's empty. One point less for you.
Let's continue.
What did I get for Christmas from Ante?
You will get two gifts.
First, I'll give you this one, which is a little more down to earth.
This one is for your soul. It's even wrapped.
I’m not one of those people who keeps the wrapping paper.
I got a Batman.
You've got those nerdy things.
Why does Batman have such a big head?
Because it was modelled on you.
Igor, he looks like you, actually.
And now the second gift.
Feel free to open it. Put your hand in it.
What did you get?
I got a sandwich and salami.
Merry Christmas. Thank you very much for everything.
I would just like to mention that I never have lunch in this show...
Thank you.
It's that wide salami, more expensive.
You know they teased me the whole show like, "food, food, food, food..."
And I said I wouldn't bring food this time. I will surprise you.
And, of course, I'm as smart as anyone who buys gifts.
I listen to what that person wants.
I didn't buy a gift in advance, like some do,
buy perfume, and that's it.
No, I listened to what the Director of the Universe wants,
and we talked over coffee and socialising after the show,
and I came to the conclusion that he likes going to the cinema.
I took care of him and his Korana. [Ivan's partner is Korana Gvozdic]
I give him a gift of 200 kuna, which is exactly 10,000 Hungarian forints.
I'm giving you a gift card for the cinema.
And I would love this gift, if you ever buy...
You can watch some of my movies. Which do not exist.
Okay, let's continue.
Enio.
Open it.
We will add that tune in the edit...
I will explain. You didn't give me enough resources to do something,
and to justify this man before the people, that he should not be ashamed anymore,
I hired him, for one day, a driver and a mistress.
Every Director has it, but not for 200 kuna.
I exceeded the budget, but it doesn't matter.
There's a number for the driver,
and you can get the number for the mistress from her pimp.
Enio, this is perhaps the best gift for off of the show.
Not good in public like this, because of my wife.
This is great. But 1 point, my love, 1 point.
Ante, thank you very much.
I think I have 60,000 Batmen at home.
So 2 points for you, but thank you.
I can't thank you back.
Drljo...
3 points for you.
I was not allowed to bring you real Hungarian women.
You wouldn't be able to air that, but they're waiting for you backstage.
Let's see, ladies...
I love cinema.
The apron is great.
I can use this with the wife, and the other one without...
Lidija, 4 points.
And Ana, 5 points.
Let's move on to the next task.
Let's see the points.
Or we could see the points.
17 points to Lidija.
Ana, Igor, Ante and Enio.
If you are ready for the next task...
Let's go.
On the yellow sponge, on the other side, you'll find the first letter.
On the yellow sponge, okay.
My god...
Okay Luka.
On the sponge.
Down, behind you.
There is everything here.
"Complete all seven tasks."
"When you select a task"
"you may not go to the next one until you've finish the first one,"
"If you do not complete it, you must redo all of the previous tasks."
"The winner is the one who completes all of the tasks the fastest."
It's quite simple. There are some papers...
You have some tasks, and that’s it, simply.
Do you want to see Enio?
Of course.
"Roll the bowling ball so that you knock down at least one of the bowling pins."
"Put the puzzle together."
The puzzle is in the box.
Bravo Enio.
"Hide the pieces of the puzzle around the garden."
I'll put it here so that no one thinks they're all in the same place.
"Put the wheelbarrow in the shed."
There will have to be some complications in the end.
"Put into the wheelbarrow 20 things bigger than a tennis ball."
1, 2, 3, 4, 5...
"Build a sponge tower at least 65cm high on the red carpet."
"It must remain standing until the end of the task."
This is 60cm.
The last letter is left. Read it.
"Keep your hand on your hip until the end of the task."
It was very close, but he got it.
This is the simplest task a man can get.
This is an absolutely simple task.
Enio did it in 12 minutes and 34 seconds.
And, if you open clockwise, then the tasks go like this:
"Put the puzzle together." "Hide the puzzle in the garden."
"Put the wheelbarrow in the shed."
"Put 20 things bigger than tennis ball in the wheelbarrow."
"With a bowling ball, knock down at least one bowling pin."
"Build a sponge tower at least 65cm high that must remain standing until the end of the task."
"Keep your hand on your hip until the end of the task."
Imagine...
Imagine if you opened them in the wrong order...
"Roll the ball so that you knock down at least one of the bowling pins."
"Put into the wheelbarrow 20 things bigger than a tennis ball."
This is bigger then a tennis ball.
Come on, sit in the wheelbarrow.
I can't do that.
But you are bigger then a tennis ball.
"Keep your hand on your hip until the end of the task."
18, 19, 20.
How's it going? - Bad. I don't like puzzles.
"Build a sponge tower at least 65cm high on the red carpet."
It's close to my height.
Where did this hand come from now?
Bravo. - Shut up.
Bravo. - Shut up!
If you take the sponges out of the wheelbarrow,
it means that you failed the previous task and you have to start from the beginning.
Why?
Because that's what it said in the first letter you read.
It didn't.
Take everything out now and repeat the previous tasks.
I look like Luka.
This is what you would look like if you didn't cut your hair.
"Put the wheelbarrow in the shed."
No, don't do it Luka!
I have claustrophobia.
I'm already at 13cm.
If you can't get to the top, I can help, because I'm taller.
Are you kidding me?
Should I take out the wheelbarrow, or can it stay inside?
What does the assignment say? - Put things in the wheelbarrow.
10, 11...
Balloons, 20.
Thanks Ana.
"Keep your hand on your hip until the end of the task."
What tasks? - Until the end of all tasks.
"Put the wheelbarrow in the shed."
I have finished it.
"Hide the puzzle pieces around the garden."
A difficult task.
I didn't expect it to be this difficult.
Just hide it somewhere.
This is higher then 60cm.
Thank you Ana.
Let's go inside the house to talk.
Measure if it is 60cm. - Get out of here please.
54cm.
Give us the statistics.
Igor needed 25 minutes and 49 seconds to finish the tasks.
Ana needed 19 minutes and 17 seconds to finish all the tasks.
It is confusing to Enio. He finished it all in a minute.
He opened letters in the ideal order.
I had a sense of how to open.
Let's see the other candidates. I will consider the disqualification.
Let's see Ante and Lille.
"Roll the ball so that you knock down at least one of the bowling pins."
How can I do that from here?
Bravo.
"Keep your hand on your hip until the end of the task."
Why didn't I open this one last?
"Build a sponge tower at least 65cm high on the red carpet."
This is not easy.
I needed to build it a little more precisely.
Lidija, please start the tasks from the beginning. Thanks.
That's it.
Noooo!
"Keep your hand on your hip until the end of the task."
Do you like to put puzzles together?
I mostly put myself together.
You are your own puzzle.
I have several puzzles of my own, about this size...
Please start over, because you moved your hand from your hip.
"Put into the wheelbarrow 20 things bigger than a tennis ball."
Keep your hand on your hip.
My hand is on my hip, Luka.
"Put the wheelbarrow in the shed."
With one hand?
Ante, you have to repeat the tasks, please.
Please, repeat the tasks.
I should have put my left hand on my hip.
Return to the previous task and build the tower again.
"Hide the puzzle pieces around the garden."
Sponges, sponges...
♫ Just a perfect day... ♫
I can't put the puzzle together again...
I cannot do it again.
Just to remind you, you hid the puzzle...
"Put the puzzle together."
"Put the wheelbarrow in the shed."
Very stupid task.
A little more. Slowly, don't rush.
Maybe I will go home today and see the children.
Your hip is doing good.
Did I finished everything?
Yes, bravo.
That's it.
Thank you. See you.
You are funny to us when you are smiling like that,
but what we really like to see is
when you're pissed.
I liked that, when he finished the task, he still had his hand on his hip.
I had muscle inflammation because I kept my hand that way.
This task seemed like it would never end.
It was already dark and windy when it was my turn.
Darkness fell on her eyes.
It was the last task, and it really bothered me, mentally.
I thought that someone from the production would say
that they would turn off the cameras and that they would help me.
Thank you very much.
There will be no disqualifications due to height.
It's Christmas, so it's not okay. Some will get more points, some less.
Ante, 1 point.
Igor, 2 points.
Lille, 3 points.
Ana, 4 points.
And Enio, 5 points.
Bravo Enio!
We counted both the time taken, and the tasks completed.
Let's look at the points for this episode.
Lidija is still in the lead with 20 points.
Ana, 18. Igor, 15.
Ante, 12. And Enio, 11 points.
Ladies and gentlemen, now is the time for the last task of the season.
After that, you can return to your normal lives,
as much as they were normal.
We don't want it. Give us more tasks.
You want more? Okay. This is the best group of people ever.
Let's go to the last task.
Everyone get up, and I'll see you soon.
The last task of the season is ahead of us.
Luka, please...
To whom do you want me to give this, to read this assignment?
Igor.
Here you go, boy.
"Arrange the items under the table by size, while keeping your elbows on the table,"
"and your head rested on your palms."
"The smallest object must be on your right, and the largest on your left side."
"All items must be properly lined up."
"There must be no fruit in your line."
"If a piece of fruit remains, you will be disqualified."
"You have 100 seconds for the task."
First, I'll ask you all to take off your shoes.
It will stink.
Of course he has white socks.
Now you need to lift the tablecloth.
Put your elbows on the table.
Put your hands on your palms.
You have to sort the items in order,
and, in doing so, you have to throw out the fruit.
You will have 100 seconds for this.
Your time starts... now!
Should it be upright or not?
Enio has some very strange concentration.
On the left should be larger items.
I didn't expect anything else from Enio.
Igor, you look very sad.
Because I am.
Give a little support to our contestants.
Ana, I see that you are looking at me.
And, just so you know, you are doing the worst of all.
I have to throw out the fruit.
Enio works smart.
He has his hands on the table, but he peeks under the table.
Interesting.
It's good that you told everyone that.
I squashed something wet.
Who has little Herzegovinian legs?
I'll kill you with my panties
as soon as I finish the task.
Enio does this very well.
He meets the conditions of the task
but manages to look under the table.
Is this yours or mine?
That is my shoe.
Bega has nothing under the table anymore.
Bega is just doing a moonwalk.
Thank you very much! Get back to your positions.
You don't need to see what the others did, we'll find out soon.
The last task is finished.
Thank you for everything, except the last task.
Let's rate you now...
Everyone gets zero.
Let's see the scoreboard!
Ladies and gentlemen, Lidija won this show.
Now, the moment you have all been waiting for.
After 42 tasks,
292 task briefs,
10 episodes, 21 broken glasses,
9 broken whistles,
10 square metres repainted because of Enio,
3 broken tablets, 2 broken flamingos,
and now we've got the first winner of the first season of Direktor Svemira.
Believe it or not, you fought for this here:
My golden bust. You are absolutely abnormal.
You don't know who's wearing your head.
Let's find out who is the winner of the first season
of Direktor Svemira.
Ana Begic Tahiri!
Please give the biggest applause ever to Ana Begic Tahiri!
See you another time.
And, in this season, we have learned absolutely nothing,
except that you should have a good time in your life.
Goodbye!
Transcription & translation: Mystery Hero [Many thanks to u/mwilbs for the hook-up!]
Croatian proofreader: u/MarkoSeke English proofreader: u/taskmastermaster