“Absolutely filled”
Welcome to Kongen Befaler!
Sit back and throw your legs on the stool, because tonight-
-these five will try to walk away with one of Norway's most generous grand prizes.
A bust in gold ... of me.
And the man who draws a tape measure faster than his own shadow, -
-Olli Wermskog.
Thanks for that. I'm pretty fast. Do you know what this is?
-No. -0.04 seconds. Four hundredths.
Fast with a stopwatch, too.
And the gang you have measured and weighed is, as always:
Egil Hegerberg, Trond Fausa Aurvåg, Linn Skåber-
-Jenny Skavlan, and Erik Follestad.
-Yes. -Position after one program-
-is like this. That was what happened last time.
So it is Trond who’s leading. I’ll add “really.”
-Yes. I see you agree. -My pleasure.
Never seen such a surprised winner, but you won the first program.
How important will it be to be able to get the bust in gold of me?
It’s a very nice bust. I really want it.
-It will get the place of honor. -In the middle of the living room somewhere.
As long as it stands in the way, I'm happy.
We have no time to lose. We get started with the tasks.
In the first task, the participants brought an object within a given category.
Atle, today you even have a part in this.
The task is to bring something Atle doesn’t know what it costs.
Difficult, because I know incredibly well what a lot costs.
-Do you? -Almost on the ear.
-Why? -I'm very interested in prices.
Maybe a hobby I have. Since you asked, you get to start, Linn.
What do you have that I don’t know what it costs?
You're going to think you know it, maybe. Let’s see.
Yes, the ...
It was difficult. I know where we’re going.
-Signed. -That pulls it up a lot.
-Should I guess just that? -It's this, yes.
-Have you bought it yourself? -I have.
-At a store or online? -Net.
-200 kroner. [~US$24] -Ok.
It was marked 100, but I haggled down to 50.
To see how far down I could get.
-50 kroner. A little sad miss. -150 kroner of miss.
Not close enough. I am not satisfied. Jenny, what are you up to?
I have a product I use on my body.
- Do you use a lot of products on your body? - Not much, but I use deodorant.
Yes. It’s a product I based on a reliable source, pictures from the internet, -
-that I don't think you’ve bought. Do you see what it is?
Should I guess hair remover? I haven’t used any.
-What do you think it costs? -For men or women?
For women, it is three times as expensive.
Female wrapping, but it probably works on hair anyway.
-Yes. -Think of the magic of such a cream.
You lubricate. And when you take it off, all the hairs are in the cream.
-It's not waxing? -No, it's etching off.
-So great. -A mess.
-So there's Plumbo [cleaning fluid] in it. -And what does it cost? Work on it.
We'll probably be up from Plumbo. Caustic soda isn’t that expensive.
I think it's very expensive. I guess it costs 599. [~US$71]
-It costs 177. -177 kroner? That’s cheap.
-It was far away, too. -Far away.
-Egil! What about you? -I have some flat pack stuff.
This is a license plate.
When it rained the worst last year, I drove through a flooded pond.
A few days later, I found out that I had lost a license plate.
I had to go to the police and report it lost, then to the road authority and get new ones.
-What do you think it cost? -Getting a new plate?
Two plates. I had to get a new number.
Personal license plates cost 10,000. [~US$1182] They’re very expensive.
-It doesn’t say "Only Egil". -"DR 66".
Do you hold it upside down? No, it's probably "DR 66".
No, how expensive is a new license plate with a regular number?
-It's crazy. 3,900. [~US$462] -3,900, yes?
-60 kroner for one, 120 for two. -Is that true?
-It can’t be. -Yes. 120 kroner. [~US$14]
-It doesn’t make sense. -Hilarious.
I notice that I am only concerned with expensive prices.
Not cheap stuff. I change tactics. Trond?
-I have this nice owl here. -It’s nice.
-Gorgeous. -Who forced you to say it's nice?
-Kona. -Is it yours?
-No. Or, it's ours. -You didn’t buy it?
-Is that her? -Yes.
How much does it cost? I can fall into the same trap again.
I have a feeling you reacted to the price-
-when it came in the house. Stupid enough to ask, got answers.
-It must be damn expensive. -What is it?
-Shell. -It can cost-
-the white out of the eye. I guess it costs 9,500 kroner. [~US$1126]
-Should I say now? -Yes.
-400 kroner. -What’s going on?
It’s not possible to see. It could cost 10,000.
We have brought boring things at boring prices.
Hermès makes name tags for suitcases that cost 7,000 kroner.
Of course it's worth 10,000. I measure everything up against Hermès.
We do not have expensive things.
We get to see the fleet sweeper from the west edge.
-It's not safe ... -Don’t give it away.
-I won’t. -Sure it's not cheap, say.
The task is that you shouldn’t know what it costs.
You have solved it well so far.
Thus, I began to read up on you a little. I found out...
It's no secret ... I'm a little scared to say it.
But it's no secret that you don’t have a neck and have sold it-
-for a charitable purpose. -Have I sold it?
It was written on the internet. So I brought a neck.
You don’t need it. You have probably never bought one.
Not often do I have turtlenecks either.
This is made of fleece. That's not entirely wrong.
This can’t be so expensive. But it's Helly Hansen.
They get paid well.
199, yes? [~US$24] Too expensive, then?
-279. So that wasn’t too wrong. -Quite close.
-Then I don’t think you did best. -I think I lost.
I have the final say on how it went.
Those you guess furthest get five; almost the correct price gets one point.
I will criticize the prices. Very many were completely wrong.
But they are what they are. Erik, one point.
Jenny, two points. Linn, three points.
Trond, four points. Egil, five points. Congratulations.
Very good.
Egil runs off with the first five points. Impressive.
Then I actually think I'm stopping there. I give up.
You choose to resign? All right.
-Do you have balls, Olli? -Yes, I would say that.
-Do you have a task with balls? -Yes, absolutely.
That’s a lot of balls.
Yes, thank you.
I'm not trying to be disappointed. But I see what I get tired of.
-Are you tired of this? -Just by looking at it.
I will be smart and orient myself before I open the letter.
OK, balls everywhere. So much so, yes.
It reminds me of the ballroom at Ikea. I find that a little tiring.
Fussy, because I guess they'll be up.
I don’t have the slightest idea how to do that.
-Put the most balls in the tube. -They must be in the tube when time runs out.
You can’t move the tube.
You get between 15 seconds and 15 minutes.
Time starts now. The time is between 15 seconds and 15 minutes.
-But I don’t know how much? -No.
-I just have to guess, then. -Yes.
A little interested in the preparations, Jenny. You look around and say:
-"Balls, balls, balls everywhere." -That was it.
-Observant little miss. -Observant wench.
-She orients herself. -Here I have done a couple of tasks.
I have learned to orient myself before I open the letter.
When it opens, my brain makes such a shrinking movement.
Before the shrinking movement hits, I must have thought a little bit.
-An attempt to think. -Shall we see if it helped?
They should get balls in the tube before time runs out.
But they have no idea how long they have.
Only that they have between 15 seconds and 15 minutes.
Yes, impossible to know. You had only decided one number.
-How much time did they have? -Two minutes.
It’s important to act quickly. Here are Egil, Jenny, and Trond.
Time starts now.
Here's a lid. Like that.
Maybe one should make a device that keeps the balls up there.
That I start there. That's my little plan. Does it go under?
Yes, it’s fine as snuff. No stupid plan. Absolutely top plan, that.
Let’s see. That pipe is this high.
Then I have to find something that is just as tall.
No. I can take some books.
The others probably fly around like frightened wall hens.
When I fill balls up, they will stay there thanks to the books.
I have a very good idea. I need some fabric.
I need a flexible material.
Right. Like that.
We need to have a few more things like that.
-Don’t show me the timer. -I didn’t show it.
-Now I can. Time's up. -No, stop kidding!
I hope it's 15 minutes.
-Stop! Time’s up. -Yes, yes.
Then there must be some balls in the tube.
-Time’s up. -That was time, yes.
Yes. There is one ball in the tube, I would say.
That's not bad. I thought I would get more.
I have to say that. But I'm not dissatisfied at all. Top.
-Egil, you are very thorough. -Yes.
Is it possible to do something about efficiency?
I could have worked faster if I hadn’t chatted with myself.
But it will be very nice TV.
I thought it was really nice to watch.
Trond, you seem to be dealing with the fact that you can’t move.
You can only grab things at an arm's length?
The idea of ​​putting something under came a little late here.
So far, Trond leads with 28 balls. Jenny, you had 7.
-I'm happy with that. -Good.
-Egil, how many did you have? -Was there one?
-Yes, it was probably one. -I'm wondering. Not wrong.
Then we can look at Erik and Linn.
Then I'll collect some of these crap balls, as I call them.
Because I don’t bother to do unnecessarily much. Like this and like that.
Yes ... Is there a leaf blower here?
-Probably in the shed. -I’ll go check.
Yes.
Time. Time’s up.
Let’s see. I dropped the leaf blower.
The genius of this is that it is less tiring-
-than I imagined when I entered the room.
It's a little therapy, really. Almost meditation.
I make a bottom with holes in it and just push up.
It's annoying that I don’t know how long I have.
-Time’s up. -15 minutes, you said.
-I didn’t say that. -15 seconds to 15 minutes.
-What does it say? -That it can be anything?
-Yes, yes. But is it a lot? -Not bad.
Then we're off.
-Do you tell me when the time’s up? -I said that.
-Time's up? -Time’s up, yes.
You didn’t hear; you were in the shed.
I'll take this up with Atle.
What were you going to take up with me, Erik?
What I should bring to you is that I understood it this way:
That we should choose between 15 seconds and 15 minutes.
That our inner clock should not go over 15 minutes.
I had made that choice and was ready.
-Why should you have a leaf blower? -I started with that.
-Then I found out that I didn’t know. -It was probably very wise.
Linn, it's impressive to see-
-that sometimes lazy is best.
-It’s important to use one’s head. -As someone used to say.
-How did it go with the points? -Pretty good for Linn.
She used her head. 43 balls. Five points for Linn.
Four to Trond, three to Jenny, two to Egil, and one to Erik.
I say it again, Erik will get what he came with.
That's what counts.
Do you know what personality traits I have always appreciated in others?
-Humility and awe? -Exactly.
But also precision and accuracy.
Now I want to see a task with those elements.
I’ll also add champagne soda and time pressure.
Obstacles are good.
Oh. Hi.
-Urine sample? -Here it should be drunk.
Fill the glasses with the same amount of liquid from the carafe. Most accurate wins.
-Don’t touch the glasses. -30 seconds. Time starts now.
-30 seconds? -I hate it. It's math.
It feels like a chemistry test.
They will fill a champagne glass and a beer glass with the same amount of soda.
The least difference between the glasses wins.
And who will win? We’ll find out after a short break.
Welcome back to Kongen Befaler.
The participants will pour champagne soda into two different glasses.
The one closest to the same amount in both glasses wins.
-Can I see them all at once? -Minus Linn. We'll take her at the end.
-Either a good or bad sign. -It can be both.
It can be both. But also the one part.
Then I just count. One, two, three.
It doesn’t hold quite as much as it does. 30 seconds, yes. It’s running out.
Like that. It was...
A little more.
You have 12 seconds left.
-It was a bit much there. And so! -Time's up.
Thanks. Perfect.
Like that, then.
Yes. Not that crazy. Fine.
Is there anything...
Isn't that something I could take with me? Champagne?
-Do you want to take it with you? -Yes, please.
Jenny and Egil had somewhat similar tactics.
-I used sound. -And you used counting.
My ears have super skills after working a lot with music.
-"Absolutely filled". -Yes.
-You're welcome. -Be so good, yes.
-Shall we draw points there too? -We can do that.
First, the most inaccurate. Jenny. 43 ml difference.
Not bad, but worst so far.
Then Egil comes with a 27 ml difference.
Trond with 20 ml difference. Then there is 19 ml for Erik.
-It was not so wrong, anyway. -Only 1 ml difference.
-Linn is left. What do you think? -I think this is the way to go.
-We'll see. -We do it.
It's embarrassing to bring that to the doctor.
It should be small glasses, but I have come with pint bottles.
A little embarrassing. See how much I can pee.
I don’t bother to pick anything up. There is no point in taking that much.
If I think a handful of urine.
Then I measure like that.
-And time’s up. -No?
I just got my hand dipped in your urine sample? Yes, yes.
That was stupid, then.
I'm a comedian, not a mathematician.
-It was a nice story. -Beautiful and exciting.
No special points, but entertaining in prime time.
-Memorable TV. -The difference is zero.
-That's it! -What do we say?
Egil has a point. Linn filled 0 ml in the champagne glass and 0 ml in the beer glass.
It gives, as far as I can calculate, a difference of 0 ml.
-So I think you win the task. -You're kidding!
-Congratulations. -First you let yourself win-
-before you claimed victory. This is home ground.
I'm starting to like this program so much.
-Who would have thought? -Here are the points.
-So far in the program ... -Linn leads.
In front of Trond, who makes it close again. Erik has more to go on.
Same with Jenny.
I want to see an important task. A little more essential. We must be able to do that.
How about surviving on food you prepare in nature? Important enough?
These days, it's pretty important.
-As long as the food is popcorn. -Yes, of course.
Hey, hey. Letters today, too.
Then I'll take it. There was a kernel of corn up here.
Here it must be popped. Let’s see.
Pop this kernel. The house is, unfortunately, locked.
Fastest wins. Time starts now. I don’t understand.
-What? -Pop this kernel.
-This idea, or the puzzle. -"Pop this kernel”?
I'm good at expressions and sayings, but I’ve never heard that one.
There's a hat on this girl.
-You heard it ... -Pop the corn!
-Yes. You thought it was an expression. -As I had not brought with me.
That was it in a way. Have you understood the task?
-Absolutely. And I'm very happy. -Good.
They were given an unpopped popcorn. The task is to make it pop.
The house is locked, so they can only use things they find outdoors.
-Atle, who do you want to start with? -What about a three little pigs story?
Two who fail and one who excels?
Then we can have three pigs: Jenny, Trond, and the old scout Egil.
I think I'm going for the good old scout method.
To pop popcorn, two things are needed: heat and salt.
You have salt in your skin.
I didn’t know that I had to have metal skills.
How do you notice a difference in things?
-Did your tongue stick? -Yes.
-You're bleeding. -Really?
I licked to find out what metal it was.
-Did you figure it out? -No.
-Is it 100 degrees [212F] like it should be? -At least.
-Is there power in this? -Yes.
It can be a power-driven appliance in the shed.
Maybe.
I'm going to light a fire.
Then I guess it will pop in seconds.
There! Like that.
I think that was the solution. It burns up, no pops, no burns.
-Do I get a new one if it burns up? -No.
I'm getting a bad feeling.
It might be a little wrong to burn it so heavily.
I wonder about the heat of popcorn versus waffle iron.
Waffle iron goes from one to seven. I think we're going for six.
We put in the kernel, then we’ll see.
Maybe...
I spray a little on it.
-Popcorn caught fire. -Yes.
The bucket smokes well.
Let’s see?
-No, it didn’t pop. -Very well observed.
If I try to ... No.
It's completely gone.
There, it turned green. Does that mean it's done? Oi!
-It was ... Did you see that? -Then it was solved.
I did it well. No problem.
-Yes, yes. -Oi, very impressive.
First, Jenny. Are you someone who licks metal to find out what it is?
I have become one.
I hope you don’t have to distinguish between lead and mercury.
I think it is an exciting journey to be part of the program.
You discover new sides of yourself.
The fact that I licked and stuck my tongue on metal ...
I'm the one doing it.
What were you going to find out? What had been the difference?
I was going to find out if it was tin. Tin melts.
-In the mouth? -With heat.
-What does tin taste like? -I have no idea.
Nice that you had a system. For God's sake, not tin!
Egil, I would call it brilliant. Old scout with scout tricks.
Pretty good timing on that iron. I liked that.
Perfect that it was finished right when you opened.
When you started, I thought you should rub until it was 100 degrees.
-Wasn't that the point? -I was thinking of that.
-You had it, yes? -You did it for a while.
Because you spent 5 minutes and 32 seconds popping it.
-Not worse? -You rubbed for three and a half minutes.
The other two did not complete.
How long did it take for my popcorn to cease to exist?
It took about 15 minutes, if I remember correctly.
I'm excited about the results, -
-so I’ll take a little breath on the ground first.
Yes, we are in the middle of a task that is about popping popcorn.
We have seen everyone except Erik and Linn.
Here is a feature I call:
"The king of Solli Plass [spot in Oslo] meets the queen of the Plata. [place used by drug addicts]”
-But... -What do you think?
I have lighter fluid. I need something to light up with.
Is there one? Here, then?
I thought I would use the candle and a heroin approach.
Now I'm going to make a little bonfire and get on this.
Like that, I think.
It's taking too long.
Then we got a pretty good flame. Then I try with it.
Oops, something's happening now.
-There! -The pop.
This is like home.
Light the grill, put on the champagne cooler, and leave it to stand.
There! Fine.
Yes, yes.
Yes. It’s not often that one finds common denominators for snobbish places on Solli Plass-
-and the drug addicts on a record. But we are clear.
Impressive. Both had excellent popcorn popping equipment.
-Are you wondering about the results? -What were the results, Olli?
Trond and Jenny get zero.
Linn used 6:57. Erik used 6:12.
So the old scout Egil wins with 5:32. Congratulations.
Yes! Now it's turning. The wind has turned.
I've never seen anyone dress worse to celebrate than you.
-But this here ... -Keep your hat on.
Now the focus is on this. I notice that the one there will be mine.
That’s good to hear.
The total today, then? We'll take a look at it.
Look at this! Linn leads. Egil is close. A lot has happened here.
-We were at the bottom last. -I remember that well.
Good that you support me that a lot has happened since last time.
Fantastic. The program draws to a close, but is far from over.
You already know that. The last task is solved on stage. Get up!
Ready for the last task. Draw as many cards as possible.
The one who is left with as many cards as possible wins.
You pull in turn until the pile is empty.
"Atle". If you pull it, you can keep pulling for as long as you want.
You choose when to stop. If you draw "Olli", -
-then you lose all your cards. If you draw "Robin Hood-Olli", -
-then you must give all your cards to another participant.
If you are lucky and draw "Joker- Atle", all your points are doubled.
The cards are multiplied by two. Then we have "Robber-Olli".
If you draw it, then you can steal all the cards from another participant.
-Quite simple. Don’t you agree? -Then we start.
“Draw Atle”
We start with the last person in last place. That's you, Jenny?
-That's me. -You're welcome.
Then I just draw a card. So let me tell you what it is?
-You can see for yourself. -Atle. I'm taking another. Another Atle.
Then I take another. Also an Atle. Then I say thank you for me.
-Then I thank you for that. -Thank you for thanking me for that.
-So solemn. -Thanks.
Then it will probably be an ... Atle.
And another Atle.
Then I think I'll stop there. Five in a row is enough.
-Then it's you, Egil. -Ok.
-Then it goes without saying ... -Oi!
-And Robin Hood-Olli. -What does that do?
You must give away your cards to someone you choose.
Then I give them to ...
-Thank you very much. -Why?
-He's at the bottom. -No, I am.
Jenny is at the bottom.
It can be stupidity or smartness.
-I take note of that, Egil. -An Atle. One more.
And an Atle. That’s enough.
Fadderullan. [Buddy Week] Three Atles in a row.
-What now, Linn? -A Joker-Atle.
You took an Olli. Then you lose that card.
-What did you say, Jenny? -I know this.
I take another Atle, and another Atle.
-Thank you. -Great.
-It went very smoothly. -One does well.
-Erik, yes. -Then it will be ...
-Joker. -It's double.
-You can choose to continue drawing. -These are doubling up?
-Everything doubles. -Then I’m not taking shit.
-Smart. -Egil.
It's an Atle. It's an Atle.
-And it's a ... -And Robin Hood-Olli.
-Then you have to give away all the cards. -Let’s see.
Come on. Thank you very much, Egil.
Please, Trond.
Then I take an Atle.
And an Atle.
An Atle.
-And an Atle. -Oi!
Four in a row. Now, Linn!
-Atle. -Oh.
-Weren't you happy? -Very. A sigh of joy.
-Oi! -You found an Olli robber.
You can steal all the cards from one of the others.
-May I see. -You are not entitled to see.
You can not body search people.
-You take Erik's? -Are you going to have mine?
-He has doubled and everything. -You have to give them away, Erik.
Oh well. This program just gives and gives and gives.
But now I think Linn is a bit to blame.
You've ruined it for me.
Jenny?
Completely hair-raising.
-Atle. -An Atle.
An Atle. Thank you.
-You probably don’t have a chance. -No, it's probably gone.
An Atle. An Atle.
It's an Olli. Then you lost the cards.
Yes, Egil. How many do you have?
An Atle. An Atle.
-And an Atle. -Three in a row.
Then everyone has pulled. Then we have to count.
Bring the cards to the seats. Then we take a summary there.
We have sat down again. We see how many cards you have.
First to the right. Erik?
I have none.
I know after being in Atle's house that you hate to lose.
Yes, I do. But I have stopped hating it.
-You master it. -Yes, reasonably good.
Why does it irritate you?
After being in Atle's house, I came home and passed out on my heels.
I have run around the house and made an effort.
You have not moved more than 20 meters in a day in the house.
-Here you are sitting with zero cards. -Not a card.
-And you, Jenny? -Eleven cards. Very satisfied.
Good. Linn?
I'm cursed. I think Linn is a lazy person.
Maybe she's a genius even though she doesn’t look like one.
She pretends. She plays lazy.
In addition, she has seven cards. Times two, it's 14.
You have Joker-Atle.
-I know, it's 14. -Trond?
-Seven. -And Egil?
I have three.
That gives one point to Erik, two to Egil.
Three to Trond, four to Jenny, and five to Linn.
-You won the task. -And not just that.
You won the whole evening's program, my girl. Get on stage.
Enjoy the prizes I have no idea what they cost.
Absolutely incredible effort. How’s it going overall?
We see that here. Thanks for tonight. It’s the best we could do!
Norwegian text: Helge Haaland www.iyunomg.com