Idiot!
No!
Yes!
"Inflatable armchair"
Welcome to Kongen Befaler!
The programme where Wikipedia states that host, Atle Antonsen,
and his companion, Olli Wermskog, make Norwegian celebrities compete
to win a bust in gold of Atle Antonsen.
And that's exactly right!
Welcome to you, my companion Olli Wermskog.
Thank you.
And, as Wikipedia said, the programme is first and foremost about
the prize that the participants can win, which is a bust in pure gold of... me.
We are approaching halfway through the season.
What do you think has been the highlight so far?
Throughout the season? So far it has been a new thing I have got
which I haven't had in the previous seasons.
It's this, which has helped me a lot. It's a measuring wheel.
Down here you can easily see how far something is.
If someone throws something, for example, I can
go after them like this. Then it says there.
Then I won't have to walk around with a measuring tape.
It's time to move on and introduce the participants who are fighting
side by side in the battle... Go and sit down, Olli.
... in the battle for the bust. Harald Eia!
Janne Formoe!
Kristine Grændsen!
Martin Lepperød!
And Henrik Elvestad!
Nice bunch. - Yes.
I've come to love you in a weird way.
It has nothing to do with the results. It's more about your personalities.
Janne, you won a task in the previous programme.
Yes, then I got so happy that I peed myself a tiny bit.
You did, didn't you? Did you like it?
I like both peeing and winning, but not in the same order-
Or not at the same time.
Do you now have the desire for more of those experiences?
I really do.
Because I'm genuinely a bit disappointed.
But I...
I'm very happy to take part.
And this is a very, very nice bunch. - You have become so close, yes.
It's time to start with the first task.
Like all the other episodes of this programme,
we have asked the participants to bring
something that will be put in the prize pot.
The winner of the programme gets to bring everything in this pot home.
That's right, and I'll let you say what the task is today, Olli.
Oh thank you, that's nice.
Today they were given the task to bring the most magnificent, shiny thing.
The most magnificent, shiny thing that is in your possession.
I'm excited to see it. Who will we start with?
Do you have a suggestion? You know what? We'll start with Martin.
The most magnificent, shiny thing is a question of definition.
Do you go for the aesthetic? Or is it a memory?
Oi! - Ooh.
This is Sondre.
And this is the most magnificent, shiny thing I have in my home.
Sondre? [boy's name] - Sondre, yes.
I went for a walk in Oslo last summer.
And there stood Sondre on the street alone.
We live in a fucking hard society, guys.
Don't you think I went over to him, Atle?
I went over to him.
Then I sat down on my knee and asked him "what's going on?"
You went over to Sondre and asked what was going on?
"What's up?" - Then he said: "Mum!"
"What's up?" - "Where's my mum?"
I then said: "You know what? We're going to find your mum."
Then I took Sondre home, brushed his hair...
Brushed his hair and gave him food. - What...
You get locked up for stuff like that, don't you?
It smells like either zero or 5 points for that story.
Did you take that photo before you brushed his hair?
He doesn't look very brushed.
Are you allowed to show that photo? Did you get permission?
Have you asked Sondre's mother if you can show the photo?
I didn't ask... It was weird when... - This must be blurred.
I think you might have to blur it.
You know what, I need to think about this for a bit.
It's impossible to... I first need to process it,
and then look at what consequences this will have.
But I'll let you rest now, Martin. Now you can rest.
We have to move on. I need more examples here.
Kristine, what do you have with you?
What's nice is that the most magnificent, shiny thing...
can be any one of us with help from this.
It's a sparkling bath bomb. - Bath bomb?
Yes, so if, for example, you, Atle, put this in the bath,
it will colour all the water and then your whole body.
And you will rise from there with your naked body. Golden.
Not just the head, like you have here,
but your whole body will be the most magnificent, shiny thing.
That's exactly what I need.
Thanks for two very different contributions so far.
Is it possible that you can correct this a little, Henrik?
We'll see. I... have brought something I normally get...
not scolded for, but it's often a bit impractical in TV production.
You have to stop and powder, so now I thought I'd make it my forte.
So... Hang on one moment here, then we'll see...
If we can get some extra light...
That's fun.
Yes, it's... - It's shiny.
Do you usually do that? - Usually?
Polishing your head? - No, I don't do this often.
But I'm going to start doing it, because it feels pretty nice, in a way.
Probably nice to touch. Martin, can't you touch it and see if it's really that nice?
I don't feel like it... - Do it! Touch it, Martin!
Touch, I said! - Touch my head, Martin!
Think of Sondre and touch my head!
Henrik had to do this on his father, and now you are going to do it on...
Almost-father. - What do you think?
Yes... It's nice in the wrong way. - I agree with that.
That sounds about right. The task is definitely solved.
It's definitely solved. Harald?
I have a cabin in the south of Norway, and there we have a big problem.
There are a lot of ticks there. Ticks attach themselves to your legs,
and then they creep upwards... It's an insidious little parasite.
Then they get stuck in unsightly places.
I wake up in the middle of the night, it itches, and I know there's a parasite stuck on me.
Then luckily I have this wonderful, shiny thing.
Which I'm so addicted to. When I wake up at night...
Tweezers? - To snatch out these parasites
that are stuck. I put my legs up against the wall.
Because they always get stuck where I can't see them.
Then I put my phone down so I can film and watch.
Then it's important to turn the camera towards the screen, and then I use this.
I take out two or three every single night
with this wonderful, shiny thing.
Beautiful, Harald.
Janne, what do you have? - I have...
... this small, simple thing. Ta-da!
It's the Golden Tiger itself
which Captain Sabertooth has been looking for many times.
It is Captain Sabertooth's golden tiger.
It's a little heavy.
Now I feel that... I wish it made an impression on me.
If you had been the Count of Grail [character in Captain Sabertooth]
you would have been very excited,
because he's always after this. - I haven't seen Sabertooth.
We can fix that, Atle. - It's okay.
I'll just have to trust the audience.
It seems like you can confirm that this is the real thing?
Fantastic! The quality went up a lot here.
I find it very difficult to give points to some here.
I'm starting with you, Martin. - Remember now! The internal...
is stronger than the external.
I'm between believing it and not believing it.
I don't believe in it, so you get zero points.
Zero points? - Ok, you can get one point for the attempt.
I don't think your story is true.
Had it been true, you would have melted me completely.
Do you promise that it's true?
All right. - The soap, 2 points.
What? - Yes yes.
The tweezers get 3, Harald.
4 points, Henrik. You'll get that.
You get 4 points for your head, I'm quite fond of it myself.
But of course there will be 5 points to Janne.
Yes!
Thank you! - You're welcome. You're welcome.
You will get free tickets to Captain Sabertooth shows for the rest of your life.
No, please...
Do you know what I like best about you, Olli?
I'm nice, conscientious... - No, you're a good listener.
Listening is very important, Olli.
Now I want to see a task that is about listening.
Yes, and we have it here.
Hello. - Hello, yes.
Ok. Would it be cheating...
if I put that on before reading the task?
No. - Is this something you've made at home?
Oi, it's a little heavy in the front. Oi! There.
"Find the baby monitor. You must wear the helmet at all times."
"Fastest wins. Your time starts now."
Hello? Hello? Hello?
The participants have to find the baby monitor that I have hidden in the mailbox
down in my caravan. - Yes.
There are three people who have children here, and two who are children.
We'll see who benefits the most.
Yes. Should we start with the two fathers, Harald and Henrik?
"Find the baby monitor." There must be another...
So I have to talk and go around and listen.
Should I open the door for you? - Yes, please.
I don't need to make baby sounds.
Were you put in the basement, little one?
Are you in the basement, little one?
Dad? No, I'm not here, Dad.
I can't hear anything. I think we should go outside then, maybe.
Hello? Hello?
I now work in concentric circles outwards and outwards.
Hello? Hello? Hello?
Is it possible to solve this in another way? It isn't.
You just have to talk until you hear something.
Yes! Oh, wait!
Here! Oi! Here I think I hear something.
Here it is!
It wasn't lightning fast,
but... it wasn't that bad either.
Hello? Hello? Hello? Hello? Hello?
Hello? Hello? Hello? Hello? Hello? Hello? Hello? Hello? Hello?
Hello? Hello? Hello? Hello? Hello? Hello?
Hello? Hello? There you are!
I'm pretty happy. Do you know why I'm happy, Olli?
No. - Not necessarily because I was so fast,
but because I was systematic. It shows that I'm a good father.
So you women out there...
Maybe you can't find a man? Maybe you're not attracted to men?
I'm not a bad dad.
Don't you have a girlfriend? - Yes.
How fast were they? - Now we'll see here.
Harald spent 3 minutes and 54 seconds.
Henrik beats you by 14 seconds and takes the lead so far.
Is that possible? Wow!
I'm thinking we can take a look at how the children, as you called them, did it.
Yes, I want to see the children solve the task.
Here are Kristine and Martin.
But I don't have children. On! How do you talk to it?
It's not a walkie talkie. They can't answer.
Hello?!
Isn't this the baby monitor?
I found it.
Should I stop the time? - No, don't you dare stop the time.
"Find the baby monitor." It's here.
I found it.
Should I stop the time? - Yes.
Yes, I found it. It's there. This was a lot.
My sister has a baby, so I've been around baby monitors before.
I think baby monitors are a bit nasty.
Can I call my sister? Here I think Elvestad will win.
He has such a strong instinct when it comes to competition.
At least when looking for things. Hello?
Hello, you can't be in the middle of a conversation while you're calling me.
Sorry, but I'm on Kongen Befaler.
Oh right. Hey! - Hey. Baby monitor.
Yes, baby monitor. - I have a baby unit, it says here.
If I scream into it, I can...
Then you will hear the parent unit. - You think so?
And I can't press any buttons to make it call? - No, not if you have the baby unit.
That's the one you're talking into. - All right, that's okay.
I can't spend any more time on this. - Good luck!
Thanks for the help. Hello?
We have to go outside.
Hello? Hello?
Hey? Hey?
Hey? Hello! He- Yes! Yes!
Stop the time! - Time has stopped.
Fantastic! Does Kristine have a baby? - No.
So there are two without a baby here. Then the parents are at an advantage.
Martin, it sounds like you have called and bothered your big sister
with many questions previously.
She was a little tired of you when you called.
Most people in my family are. - Right.
It was very, "Yes, baby monitor. It works like this."
Do you think you should get approved, Kristine?
You know what? Here... I don't know. - No.
I have been thinking about this every night since we recorded the task.
I can at least tell you that if you are bringing a
baby monitor on holiday, and only bring one unit...
Which I have done. It is not solving the task.
No, but it didn't say "Find the other baby monitor".
One baby monitor is two units. - Ok. It's disappointing, but...
You will still get 1 point, because you thought you had solved the task.
You asked him to stop the clock.
I've never been so unsure of anything before in my whole life.
In a way, I'm glad it's over. This has been a long time coming.
Yes, but we have one person left. A desperate mother. Do you want to see?
A desperate mother? Not in real life, but in this context, yes.
Ok.
Then I just have to start looking. - Yes.
I'm going to Olli's.
Yes! I found it!
That's crazy! - You were happy.
It's luck. - Very strange tactics.
Why didn't you speak into the baby monitor?
If it was the baby, we wouldn't have heard the baby.
That's what you do. - If this is the baby...
It's the baby you... - Don't you want to hear the baby crying?
The fact that your kids have survived...
I was quiet to hear the baby.
Not a bad tactic. It took 2 minutes and 45 seconds.
It was quite a long time.
Do you want results? - Yes.
It can't be enough for victory, can it? - We'll see.
We can start at the bottom. Kristine, that was invalid.
Martin, 6 minutes and 45 seconds. Harald, 3 minutes and 54 seconds.
Henrik, 3 minutes and 40 seconds. Janne, 2 minutes and 45 seconds, 5 points.
That means that it looks like this. - Twice in a row!
After two tasks, it looks like this.
Look, Janne reigns supreme with two fives in a row.
We'll just take a little break. We'll be right back.
Yes. - What task do you want to see now?
Do we have a task where the participants attach ski wax [klister] to mayonnaise?
Not exactly that, but we have a task where they attach stickers [klistre] to a face.
That's close enough. - Are you getting nervous?
Oi, oi, oi! This is fun.
Look here, yes. Lots of stickers.
Oi, fun!
Hello! Then we're off. - Hi!
Hello! Then we're off. - Then we're off.
Hello! Then we're off.
"Attach as many stickers as possible to the face."
"You have 75 seconds."
"Stickers that are attached after the time is up give minus points."
"Your time started when Olli said: 'Hello! Then we're off.'" You said that earlier!
Ok...
The task is to attach as many stickers to the face as they can.
before 75 seconds have passed.
If they attach the stickers after those 75 seconds,
they will get minus points.
The time started when I said, "Hello! Then we're off."
And of course the participants understood that.
I'm not quite sure if they did.
It's a diverse group. Shall we start with Janne, Martin and Harald?
Let's. - Oh damn.
It started when Olli said... It started when you said "hello", yes.
It didn't say anything about which face. - No.
So you can praise the lord for that.
Will you say when the time is up? - No.
No...
Will you say when it's been 75, or how does it work today?
I will say nothing. - You'll say nothing.
Why do they fall off? Is it oily skin? It's the beard, of course!
It's the beard that does it. I'm learning all the time.
Now I think the time is up.
Are you stopping? - Yes.
I get plus points for each sticker, right?
That's the deal? - Yes, until...
Until 75. It hasn't been 75 since you said hello yet.
I'm betting it's been around 50 seconds now.
How much time have I spent?
I don't even remember that you said hello.
But I think I should stop right about now.
How long has it been? You won't say?
I hate you so much, Olli, that I love you.
Thank you.
Now it has probably been around...
...5, 4, 3, 2, 1.
And... zero!
That was 75 seconds? - Yes, I think so. Around 75.
Ish? Maybe a little over.
Yes... How do you deal with time in general, Martin?
I work mostly in radio, where there is insane time pressure all the time.
It should be ingrained in my body.
So you're in control? - Apparently not.
I'm just asking. - I thought I was better.
But this was badly executed. - Should we look at the results?
Martin managed to stick 11 stickers in my face,
but 8 of them were after the time was up. - No!
So that's 3 points. - That's really bad!
Harald, 12 stickers, but 5 after the time was up.
You end up at 7. - Satisfied?
It's unfair, because I struggled terribly with the beard and moles
and all kinds of knick-knacks in the face, which made it very unsuitable.
So I would call this task racist.
You probably forgot that you have more than enough forehead to go on.
I think of myself as a guy with a fringe.
"How will I attach them? My hairline is all the way down here."
"Get this hair out of my face so that I can see, at least."
I completely agree. I have a bit of the same problem myself.
Janne, you got 12 points. And you gave up before the time was up,
so you go up in the lead so far. - Yes.
There's a lot here... It seems like this is Janne's
and all of Kristiansand's [her hometown] day, but there are two clever people left.
Yes, and here comes one of them. - "Clever people".
How long... I don't like time. - It's a part of life.
How long has it been now? - A while.
"Attach the most stickers to the face..."
Finished!
There's a head on this girl! You're a clever one. Simply.
Thank you. - It's impressive.
Yes, Kristine attached 5 stickers before she took the rest of the board,
so 43 stickers in total. - Elegant!
Then the big question is: Can Henrik beat that?
I'm excited about that. You're good at mastering things, Henrik.
But your big weakness seems to be that you spend a lot of time trying to understand the task.
Can we put it like that? - It happens, at least.
It's stupid to say something else now, yes. - Yes.
Yes, this might not be the exception. - Let's just watch it.
Let's watch the clever guy.
Hello! Then we're off.
I see, it was double-sided tape and not just forehead grease that made it stick.
Like that, and then it stuck.
Now I stabbed myself in the eye, actually. - You did?
That might actually be a total crisis in this particular task.
Ok. Now we'll see.
"Most people"... [misreading] No. That's a bad start.
"Attach as many... possible stickers to the face."
Eh... - What's next?
"You have 75 seconds. Stickers that are attached after the time is up"
"give minus points. Your time starts..."
"...started when Olli said: 'Hello! Then we're off.'"
You haven't said that yet. - I said it when you took the letter.
No, no, no! - Yes, yes.
But it doesn't stick. I have oily skin, so this won't work.
It's easier to do it on you. It didn't say that it had to be my face.
And now you... If I'm being a little clever now, you can't see when...
If I tape over your eyes, you won't be able to see when 75 seconds have passed.
I'm thinking... Oh you can see anyway.
I think it's bad information. I have to say that.
You think it was unclear? - Yes, but... Yes, but... Ok.
We'll have to have that discussion later. I can't think or argue
while I'm sticking these on. No, fuck! Now I was waiting for you to say finish.
I give up.
I was just babbling away. Idiot!
Me? - No! Me.
A bit of an idiot, you too. You're always a bit of an idiot. Fuck!
Thank you. It wasn't optimally solved.
Are you excited to find out how bad it went?
No, not really. - You get to hear it anyway.
It went pretty bad. You attached 5 stickers before the time ran out and 12 after.
So it's minus 7. It's not that bad.
Minus 7 points, and then the result list will look like this...
Henrik at the bottom with minus 7, Martin with 3 stickers,
Harald 7 stickers, Janne 12 stickers, and Kristine 43 stickers and 5 points.
Olli? - Atle?
Now you can show the viewers how highly I value you
and how much I appreciate you.
Yes, that's right. This year I have been so lucky,
and you have been so kind that I have been allowed to enjoy the results
of some of the tasks.
Yes, and I think the viewers should see that. - Yes, they will.
♫ Bet your bottom dollar that tomorrow There'll be sun! ♫
♫ Just thinking about tomorrow ♫
Hey, Olli. - Hey.
Here you go. - Thanks.
"Make an amusement park attraction for Olli."
I see why you're happy, of course you're happy!
"You have one hour until an expectant Olli will be amused"
"for 3 minutes. Best experience wins."
See you in an hour. - See you in an hour.
I should be good at this. I grew up in a zoo. [zoo/theme park where Captain Sabertooth shows are held]
We will have an ever so small break and we'll be right back.
The best task ever.
You're welcome. - Thank you.
It cost me so little, Olli. - It's very kind of you.
Shall we take a look right away? - Yes.
Arms and legs in the carriage during the whole trip / clip.
Here comes Martin and Janne.
I'm going to make different zones.
I'll set up Olli's worst nightmare.
Living in a caravan with the world's biggest baby.
Welcome to you. My name is Dunko.
Now you are going to compete against yourself.
Ok.
I missed. - You missed.
But you got one down. - Three... Five.
Voila! - Come on.
Daddy!
Something that could be... Oh, it's coming!
It is very exciting.
There it was.
Now you can have your fortune told. You can go into the tent.
And since you have a ten, which is the ascendant of six,
it will go very, very well. Because you make very good food.
So congratulations on everything. Now you can go out.
Now the 3 minutes are over.
Yes, Martin... Satisfied?
I think I'll be going then. - Yes, please.
I can't look at you. I'm so ashamed.
Martin! - I know.
You can't do that to Olli! What is this?
That wasn't an amusement park. It was an unamusement park.
That was a horror cabinet! - It's a cry for help,
and you show it on TV! - Terrible!
I just want to add that in amusement parks, there is a horror house.
And the toughest ones go in there. - Yes.
Is this what you did to that little boy?
The only thing... I'm at least glad that you're open about the shame.
That was... That was horrible. But you enjoyed yourself?
Well, I was amused in very different ways by those two.
I have to say that. - Two very different experiences.
But I want to show more to provide a better basis for comparison.
So then I would like to show Harald.
Now I got an idea. Now I got an idea.
We are now in World War II. 1944.
Go! Ok, asshole! You have a gun there, asshole!
Come on!
I'm going to shoot!
Olli, isn't this wonderful? You're flying, Olli!
That's amazing, Olli!
You have never experienced anything like it!
The flames are coming from behind.
That was damn fun, huh? Do you remember...
I enjoyed myself a lot.
You were high up, and I shot and we had fun.
Goodbye. Thanks for having me. - Goodbye.
Yes. Big applause.
It's fun that you... Even though you had that lift and everything went well,
you still wanted to talk it up.
In case the lift wasn't enough in itself. - Dunko and Spunko often did.
"Wasn't it a good show?" I tried to hype it up a bit.
How much extra did the shooting from the ground add to the experience?
That in particular didn't give me as much.
But it kind of made it a theme park, you could say.
Yes, he was a German soldier who was trapped in a tower, was the thought.
In Normandy in '44.
A theme park built around World War II?
An old Nazi park? - That's right.
It's a great idea, but we have more.
There are two left. Let's take a look at yin and yang, Henrik and Kristine.
I have to see if I can get any inspiration in the shed.
I always lose heart when I come in here.
I wish I had one week. Imagine how much fun I could make in one week.
But now we have one hour, and that will also be good.
We need that too. It'll be like a red carpet roller coaster.
Then we can build it up underneath.
Now it's starting to rain.
Exactly what my amusement park doesn't need right now. Fuck.
"Uppblåsbar fåtölj..." [Swedish] What's that?
An inflatable chair?
I think maybe I have found the attraction.
Olli, now you can come! It's ready!
Look at that! - Olli's amusement park.
I see you have spotted the first attraction already.
Look at you! Look, how weird you look in that.
Something to think about. Move on. There's plenty to do.
Olli!
'Uppskjutet' is what it's called. ['shot up': name of a drop-tower attraction in Sweden]
You get shot up.
To then fall to the ground like a sack of potatoes.
Don't give me that look. - I didn't...
You did. I saw that you just...
The point is, when we get air in this thing,
it gets pretty wild.
Get in. - Ok.
First it's like always in a roller coaster. 'Tack-tack-tack...' Then you feel the tension rise.
Tack-tack-tack-tack...
There you go!
A jump?
And... a ball room!
And... cotton candy! - Thank you.
Ta-da! - That was fun.
It gets more fun when you get even higher up.
That's when it starts to get fun.
Ok. Now you're up! - I'm up now?
Yes, now you're up.
Are you ready? - Yes.
One, two...
That wasn't bad. That actually wasn't bad.
Good!
I must say, with that chair there, the 57-metre tower fades by comparison.
Ask Olli. He's the one who decides this.
Yes, you must have gotten butterflies in the stomach from that.
No.
It would be a lie to say yes, but I think it was fun.
I enjoyed myself more with Kristine. - Great roller coaster.
You will be allowed, for once, to hand out the points.
Thank you very much.
It will be easy to place someone at the bottom. Unfortunately, Henrik.
Wow, it looked so good. - Yes, the idea was so good.
Had there been a bit more speed in the compressor, it would have been crazy.
But it failed. - Yes.
How does it feel that I dressed like a baby
and I'm still ahead of you? - It's... weird.
But it's Olli who has to answer for that.
That he gets more out of that... That's sick.
I did get some out of that, Henrik. You get 1 point.
Incredibly, Janne, you get 2 points. - Right.
Surprisingly, I had more fun watching you struggle, Martin.
That was my amusement. Seeing you not having a good time.
It's a lot of fun to see others getting humiliated.
Yes, it hurt to look at that baby.
Kristine, it was a lot of fun, the jump and everything,
but it has to be 5 points to Harald, at 57 meters.
Really?
In total today we see that the scores are like this.
Janne is leading. There aren't many that can beat you,
but there are a couple. We'll move on to the last task.
There are still opportunities for several of you. Get up on stage.
Yes, we have moved up here.
You are now going to tell Atle something baffling.
Then you are going to stop that stopwatch by ringing the bell
at the exact time of Atle's 60 metre personal best.
And what is that? - That's 16.55.
Yes!
So whoever has told a baffling story closest to 16.55 wins.
Then we time the difference from there all the way to 1 point.
And if they happen to land on the exact same time,
it's the story that baffles you the most that wins.
All right? Then we'll just get started.
Martin? - Yes.
You can start. - I'm ready.
Ready. Set. Go!
I took the Norwegian oral exam in high school.
That's not baffling, but I had to talk about Ibsen [playwright]. A Doll... Doll's House.
A Dollhouse? A Doll's House? Isn't that it?
A Doll's House, yes.
I forgot about it a bit, and then I had the exam that day.
And then I freaking got a 6. I'm not... I got 6! [top grade]
Great!
Kristine.
Ready. Set. Go!
I had my first serious relationship in second grade in primary school.
We got together in second grade and stayed together for five years.
And he was my closest friend. I said "I love you" every day.
We talked for half an hour on the phone almost every day for five years.
Yes, that's baffling.
Henrik. - Yes.
Ready. Set. And... go!
I've had the same girlfriend, who is now my wife, since I was 17 years old.
That means, we have been together for over 32 years.
And that's pretty baffling these days.
One might think, "He hasn't slept with many people." That's not the point of this story!
It's rather that true love lasts, and we're still together.
Quite nice and lovely. And I'll stop there.
And baffling. - And baffling. Fuck!
Harald.
Ready. Set. Go!
I worked as a puppet master and was in Bodø with my show The Cheeky Puppet.
It said a lot of stupid blonde jokes. And then a lady stood up and said:
"I'm so sick of jokes about blondes being stupid."
So I said "sorry".
Then she shouted: "I wasn't talking to you, but to the jerk on your knee."
Janne.
It was 16? - 16.55.
Can you help me?
Tell me when? - [audience members] Yes!
Yes, thank you very much. Thank you.
Yes. All right. Are you ready? - Yes.
Ready. Set. Go!
Did you know that if you dig a tunnel down through the earth...
[audience member] Now! - ...then it takes you 40...
No! That was mean!
Yes... - You must never trust people.
No! - That's the moral.
Then we will calculate a little. - Yes.
And we'll sit down and take the summary down there.
Yes, there were many interesting tactics here, Olli.
Yes, it was fun. - Yes.
You have all seen your own results, but not each other's.
First I'll just say who was absolutely furthest away.
It was clearly you, Henrik. - Yes yes yes.
You forgot to ping. - I did.
Then it's... - But there was quite a lot to think about.
Yes, there was... While you were standing there in silence.
That's not easy to deal with. Martin, you were second to last.
Janne in third place. Kristine, relatively close.
Harald, only 88 hundredths away. And great. 5 points.
Then we will look at the overall score of today's programme,
and it's a shared first place between Janne and Harald. Fantastic!
Come up and receive these sparkling, shiny things.
It's fabulous. The overall score in the season so far looks like this,
but who knows what will happen in the next episode?
So come back in a week! Goodbye!
Original Norwegian subtitles: Ane S Olsen (Iyuno-SDI Group)
English translation by: u/msbtvqx
Final pedantic edits by: u/taskmastermaster