"Only the lost is eternally owned" [quote from Henrik Ibsen's play Brand]
Hello, and welcome to Kongen Befaler.
The show where five idiots spend their work days
solving different tasks to entertain me.
Next to me is my dog, Olli Wermskog.
What kind of dog are you? - Well... Finnish...
Sauna? - Sauna dog.
Those are very nice dogs. Tame and nice.
And here it is, a bust in 23 carat gold... of me!
Just 23 carat? - Just 23 carat, yes.
Where is the last one? - That's me.
The good gang we have come to know,
but still not quite.
Petter Schjerven!
Ingar Helge Gimle!
Ingrid Gjessing Linhave!
Nora Svenningsen!
And Jonis Josef!
Then we'll start with the prize task.
Olli, what were the participants asked to bring in today?
They were asked to bring in
the least socially acceptable item they have.
Oi. - That could be anything.
That could be anything. It could be quite saucy.
It looks like Petter has brought an extravagant set-up.
Shall we start there? - A flat corpse.
Rolled out a corpse.
We'll start with you. We can't wait.
When I reveal it, it will be completely obvious.
It'll be obvious?
What is it?
This is the door from the storage room in my basement.
I hope there is something more to it.
I don't get it.
There is a little detail.
If you look at that mark there.
Look at that mark there. - Oi!
It's a real mark too.
We live in an old house
that the Germans were very fond of during the war.
In the basement, they were like:
"We can have weapons and ammunition here. We should seal it."
Then they had these seals with a thread between them,
so that no-one could enter unnoticed.
So we have quite a few seals down there.
It's not the first place we show the guests.
No.
I have visited you a few times, but I never got an offer to go down there.
That's right. Maybe we should check it out.
Maybe we should take a look.
A fantastic thing to discover. "I think I'll just bring this."
If you do well today and get those 5 points, the door will be yours.
Yes, yes! - That's your chance.
"I should pull myself together." - Bring that home to Torshov, yes.
Jonis, now I want to hear from you.
We can go to me.
When I had to bring the least socially acceptable thing, I thought:
"I can't really bring that."
"That would incriminate me."
But Petter brought a Nazi symbol.
Then this becomes somewhat harmless.
It's sriracha.
It's a nice contrast. - A bit of sriracha.
I'm the type that... If I'm having dinner at someone's...
That's a very hot chilli sauce. Just to explain.
It's a hot chilli sauce.
I don't think the chilli level in Norway is particularly spicy.
It's very tasty.
So if people invite me to a lutefisk [dried, salted cod]
or rakfisk [fermented fish] dinner,
I will bring this.
And people always get mad at me,
because I like to put salt, pepper and chilli on the food before I eat.
Before you even taste it?
Then they're like, "You haven't even tasted it yet."
And I'm like, "Yes, I know, but I like to put my own stamp on it."
So I bring this.
It's cool that you're like,
"Hey, I'm looking forward to this, and I've brought my favourite thing."
They should take it as a compliment. - It is a compliment.
Very good. Wonderful.
Nora, what have you brought?
I feel like I've taken you on a journey
with my crush on 50-year-old Daryl Dixon from The Walking Dead.
I have brought some figurines and a full-size poster of Daryl Dixon.
And now I have brought...
...that time I spent 50,000 kroner [£3,750] to meet Daryl Dixon.
No, no, no.
That's good. You spent 50,000 to meet him?
Yes, I spent all my confirmation money and more.
It was in London, and I got to take a picture with him.
Then I wanted him to sign it "to Nora".
But he wrote "to Laura".
That's how that trip went.
That's great.
Look at how happy Laura is. - Yes.
My lip disappears into that grin.
Lovely. - Yes, lovely.
And he's leaning a bit away from me. A great picture.
The audacity.
Ingar, what have you brought?
I became a football supporter six or seven years ago.
Manchester City. - No, boo!
That always goes along with it.
How long ago did you say it was? - Seven years ago.
You could have chosen anything, but you just went for the team at the top?
No, I was on tour with the National Travelling Theatre.
A fellow actor on tour, Daniel, was a Manchester City fan.
Wherever we went, in pubs...
In Skien [Jonis' home town] it was close to going very wrong.
We got into trouble with Liverpool and Manchester United supporters all the time,
so I said to him that I can become a City supporter too,
if we can just stay in the hotel reception.
We don't need to go out and challenge all those people who just want to…
So I've bought a lot of merchandise, like drinking bottles.
And I've started working out at a fitness centre.
But wherever I go with this bottle, people come over and go:
"Hey Gimle, have you started working out? That's nice."
"But is it necessary for you to have that colour on your bottle?"
"Is there something wrong with that?"
"It's completely the wrong colour."
"It should have been red."
"There's only one colour in that city, and that's red."
So I don't dare to carry it with me anymore.
But I have it at home, unused. So I often sit at home like this.
That's a very likable move.
You became a fan just to protect your buddy when you're out.
But now I've become a proper fan. - You have?
Yes, yes.
Ingrid?
Oh? You're sighing?
I think this is a bit...
I find it incredibly tiring to stand upright.
Especially when I shower.
So I sit in the shower.
I sit like this.
I feel like that in itself is a bit degrading.
It's sad.
That's not taking a shower, it's a mourning process.
That's what it is.
That's exactly what it is.
It's the saddest thing I've ever seen.
It is very sad.
But the task is solved. - I feel like it is.
Are you the only one who uses it?
For now?
I've convinced my husband to use it too.
I can see that you didn't mean to say that.
I wasn't planning on saying that. But he's not here.
Then it's time to award some points.
There was a high level here.
Such a high level that I have to resort to what I have to do occasionally.
Which is that everyone starts at 3 points.
It's so lovely when you do that. - I have to.
It's impossible to give 1 or 2 points for this.
The lowest is 3 points.
I'll give you an extra point for that Dixon dude you keep bringing along.
Yes, that's very nice.
You had to get some points for him eventually.
Speaking of mourning process and sadness,
nothing is sadder than your relationship.
You have exposed yourself a lot because of that guy.
You get an extra point for that, so you get 4.
Then I think...
No, we'll leave it at that.
4 for you, 3 for the rest.
Olli, I'm sure you know the expression:
"Those who know how politics and sausages are made,"
"never get a good night's sleep again." - Yes, I know that one.
But now we'll see how sandwiches are made.
Hello. - Hello.
Oh, food!
Yes, you can start by standing here.
Yes.
I'm just going to measure something. There you go.
When I'm up there, you can start reading the letter.
You're not going far.
You're an ugly climber. - Thank you.
"Make a good-looking sandwich."
"All toppings that you will put on the sandwich"
"must be thrown over the bar, and land directly on the bread."
"You cannot touch the sandwich"
"or the toppings after they have been thrown."
"The bar..."
"...must remain..."
"as it is now, throughout the task."
"Best looking sandwich wins."
"You have 10 minutes."
"Bon appé-time starts now."
Over the bar, onto the bread.
Alright.
Yes, that's alright. The toppings must fly over bar like a high jumper,
then land perfectly on the bread on the other side.
Petter, this is something I feel like you do at home.
Oh yes? Okay? - Take it as a compliment.
That I... - That you arrange things.
Decorating and throwing. Placing it perfectly, and such.
I am very fond of 'arranging'. [made-up word from the verb 'to arrange'] - 'Arranging'?
Yes, I'm very fond of that. I'm diligent.
Yes, you are.
You're using so many foreign words. 'Arranging' and diligent?
To be diligent?
Haven't you heard of arranging? [the real word]
Jesus, can't you use "put toppings on the bread"?
Stack up, throw together, knock on, pile onto.
You just want words like that?
What about "bon appé-time starts now"? - Did you say that?
Great. Let's move on. Shall we just get started?
Here is a bunch of wasps, together with three people.
Yuck!
It's a complete fiesta...
Then I can... Oh, they're everywhere! Then I can go up here.
I'm making a sliding surface.
Come on.
Damn.
There, yes. Thanks.
But it will get worse with these shrimp and stuff.
But I have to try in some way.
Can't give up right away.
Look at that, yes.
No, now that moved over there.
Now I have some jam.
That looks completely disgusting.
Are you serious?!
Now you can do it. Reset yourself. There. No.
20 seconds left. - One last try.
Then I'll just do this.
One piece of onion.
Oh well.
If I sprinkle this, Some of it will get on it.
Nothing!
Time's up. - Right, what can I say?
Every time I try to get a sandwich, the toppings just switch places.
When I get the cheese there, the ham moves away.
There, time's up.
This is what I managed to do. Pretty satisfied.
Petter, you said at the beginning that you like arranging.
Yes. - We could see that.
What makes you laugh so much, Nora?
That Ingar was trying to...
The sandwich just switched toppings.
You have to keep going for a while to...
Are you not used to that in the morning?
Just switch toppings.
But it did look quite neat on the plate.
Not too bad.
Absolutely not bad.
There's no doubt that it's the best looking one so far.
There are very varied solutions. Variable too.
Yes. We have two left, who may surprise you. Or may not.
That will be a surprise.
Oh right.
I need some planks.
But I have to stand here.
Then I have to bring toppings up there, so I'll bring them in this bag.
I'll do it like this, Olli. - Okay.
It's a good idea to make the sandwich
a little heavy before throwing it.
You have to take some chances in life.
I know!
No!
I feel like this is how it always goes in my life. Damn it.
Yes!
But how do I get up there?
Oh, now I'm on to something!
Satan!
"Now I'm on to something."
How much time is left?
1 minute and 10 seconds.
Like that. And then...
10 seconds left.
Now I just have to get the tomato on to the bread. There we go.
I refuse to believe that anyone else has done it this well.
There it went over the bar.
Now I have to decorate.
This looks good, Olli. - It does?
I'll put on a lot of toppings. - Alright.
Then some shrimp and onions at the end.
I could eat this.
I finished before the time is up.
Yes, good. - Look at that!
Yes. Are you satisfied? - Very satisfied.
I'm really happy with this.
No no no!
I didn't throw the toppings. What?
Yes, Ingrid.
It was, in many ways, a brilliant solution.
But not for this task. - No.
Why did you even bother going up the ladder?
There were so many things I shouldn't have bothered with.
You could have just decorated the sandwich at the table,
while you were at it.
Why did I have those planks? I never got that.
I never got that either.
Not when you were just planning to use your fingers, which wasn't allowed.
Like I said at the start, this is so typical in my life.
This is how... It's so painful to see.
I'm glad we only have you here.
Let's go to you, Jonis.
It seems like you understood everything
that Ingrid didn't understand.
I understood the task. But what was a bit strange,
was that I looked over at the crew the whole time,
as I brought out a bench,
put a ladder on top of it,
and climbed up on it.
And no-one said "Don't do that".
No, no.
There's no 'health and safety' on the set.
I realised that when I was standing up there,
wobbling, or whatever it's called.
Wobbling, yes.
But we just have to take a look at one small thing.
Because it ended up looking very nice.
But... Let's watch a little replay of one small thing.
What is going on here? There, yes.
Oh! Are you arranging it with your fingers?
Were you using your fingers to put everything in place?
The fingers that you weren't allowed use?
I hear what you're saying.
And before anyone...
The problem is that the camera didn't film what was happening on the plate,
because the camera was above it.
So it was cut wrong. - The tomato was on the bread.
I just tweaked it a bit.
"You cannot touch the sandwich or the toppings after they have been thrown."
The sandwich or...? - The toppings.
Oh right, do you call tomatoes a topping?
I thought...
Okay. - Very good.
Too bad about those rules.
Imagine how much fun this would have been without rules.
That means disqualification.
Am I disqualified?
Disqualified, yes.
Because I thought that tomatoes aren't a topping?
No, but it says that everything you throw over the bar cannot be touched.
Then there are zero points,
i.e. disqualification, for Ingrid and Jonis.
We weren't able to separate the two who only had a bit of
crispy fried onion on their sandwich.
So Nora and Petter both get 4.
And 5 points go to...
Ingar! - 5 points for Ingar.
4 points for Petter and Nora. And zero points...
Look at that, yes. - The finger on my photo?
We can take a look at the total. - What's happening here?
We've chosen to spice it up a bit, so you can recognise yourself, Ingrid.
I didn't think you would use that.
What have I done to you, Ingrid? - Am I doing it to you?
I think it's to everyone.
We'll have a short sandwich break, but we'll see you after some adverts.
Yes, yes.
Atle, are you good at putting cakes in boxes?
Putting cakes into boxes?
I guess I'm more interested in getting cakes out of boxes.
That's you.
But these guys have had the opportunity to try putting a cake into a box.
Hello again. Oh, how nice. Wow!
Yum, yum, yum.
"Get the cake into the box."
"Most intact cake in the box within 2.5 minutes wins."
"Your time starts now."
God, how exciting.
Yes, god, how exciting.
You got a kick out of this.
Here comes the nerves. This is just wow!
Cake and box and stuff!
I love the enthusiasm.
How many roads lead into the cake box?
There are three ways into the cake box.
The most obvious one is the lid, but it's locked with a padlock.
The key is in the cake, right? - No, no.
We only drew a key onto the cake so that it would seem that way.
Then there's the hole that Petter looked into.
But the easiest way is simply just to lift the entire box.
Because there is no bottom.
Yes, the bottom is loose.
Without revealing too much,
all the ways are used.
Remember, it's the most intact cake that wins.
Enough said, Olli.
Shall we get the cake into the box?
I blew out the candles,
since I'm afraid of getting burnt,
because I'm so hairy...
There is a key there.
That might be a sign that the key is under there.
Would you look at that.
Yuck.
What do you have there?
A Leatherman. [multi-tool]
There.
Now we have to see if it's down there.
Of course it's not.
This cake is good.
My goodness, this works great.
I should have found the key.
Then it would have gone much better.
Are you enjoying yourself? - Yes.
Are you annoyed? - Slightly annoyed.
There! Just in time.
It was? I nailed it.
Okay. There. Off with that.
Oh, okay.
Yes.
It's so easy to be me!
Yes!
Three, two, one...
There.
Yes, now we're done with that.
Yes.
It wasn't so bad.
Yes.
Ingar...
Ingar, would you have done anything differently,
if you could do it over again?
Yes. - Yes.
Because the task was about having the most intact cake in the box.
We can agree that you won't win. - Not this time.
No. - Next time.
I can see that everyone else was smarter than me there.
This time it was like that.
This isn't the task that will save you.
I took some notes throughout the task.
In last place... We didn't need notes to see that, Ingar.
A completely ruined cake.
Then it's a lot closer, but some things differ.
Nora, you are second last.
Because... - I fingered the cake.
Exactly.
I guess that's what it's called.
I rearranged the cake.
Surprisingly, Jonis is next,
because you scraped off some of the cake.
I saw that.
Then it's Ingrid.
It was very intact, but you had your fingers around it,
so some of it was off.
Petter, you didn't touch your cake at all.
Only a few traces were left.
So in other words, 5 points.
That's how it turned out. - He's climbing.
Yes. I am ready for a new task, Olli.
Yes, it's time for a new task.
Do you have any preferences? - No.
No?
Then we can do the one with the toilet rolls.
Yes, we'll do the one with the telephone.
Yes. Then we'll do that.
Hey. Look, there you are. Into...
Yes. Oh, should I answer it?
Hello?
No. Unlock?
Fuck, how do you answer this? There?
Hello? - Hello.
Hello? - Hello. Who am I talking to?
Petter Wilhelm Blichfeldt Schjerven.
What should I press? This? Hello?
I'm doing it wrong. There. Hello? - Hello.
I'm sorry for doing it wrong. One phone goes up.
The other goes like this.
I thought they were the same, but they weren't.
I have a delivery to you. Do you see it?
Yes. - There you go.
This is a very criminal phone.
"This phone is now yours."
"You must have it with you at all times."
"Wait for further instructions."
It's very nice.
"Wait for further instructions."
Oh, how exciting.
No, god, do I have to charge it?
How long do I have to do that?
Finished? I just got a charger and a phone?
Are you serious? - Yes.
A little tiring, and a lot of fun.
Goodbye.
Bye.
I just want to say, Ingrid,
I like that you were enthusiastic,
but then came the charger...
and your whole day was ruined.
I hate electronics.
You put it into a different bag right away.
"No, damn it."
It's a criminal phone, Jonis?
Yes, it's a burner phone.
I thought Kongen Befaler was tricking me,
getting me to carry this for two months.
Then, if the police were to stop me, I would struggle for an explanation.
Just to get you in trouble.
This task may seem a bit cryptic,
but they were told to carry this mobile phone with them at all times,
and await further instructions.
And what were those further instructions?
About seven weeks after they received the mobile phone and the letter,
I sent them a text message that said the following:
"Join this video chat."
"When you join the chat, you must both look like and act like Henrik Ibsen." [Norwegian playwright from the 1800s]
"Fastest and best Henrik Ibsen in the video chat wins."
And once again, some of the participants had trouble reading the whole task.
That's just how it is.
Let's take a look.
I'm in Tallinn. [Estonia]
I'm about to check in my plane ticket.
"When you join the chat, you must both look like and act like Henrik Ibsen."
Act like...
Hello.
Does anyone have some glasses I can borrow?
Does anyone have any glasses I can borrow?
Be right back. - Okay.
Good day. [old-fashioned greeting]
Who am I talking to?
Henrik Ibsen. - Nice to meet you, Henrik Ibsen.
Shall we see if there's another one coming?
Good day, Henrik.
Good day, good day.
Is this Ole Henrik Wermskog?
That's correct.
Am I talking to Henrik Ibsen?
That is correct.
Good day, Henrik. There you are too.
Yes.
How are you? - I have shaved today.
Right.
What are you smoking?
Is it a modern pipe?
Absolutely.
It was made by my friend Welhaven in 1832.
Let's see.
Good day.
Good day, Henrik.
Good day. - Oi.
What kind of sideburns do you have there?
Is it feathers?
It's part of a seat pad.
Part of a seat pad.
This is incredibly fascinating.
Here we are four Henrik Ibsens,
and we are waiting for the last one.
And the last one is a man approaching 70 years of age,
who is attempting to enter a Zoom meeting.
I think that is quite fascinating.
There is a lot happening at once now.
I can see that.
It doesn't get more Henrik Ibsen
than stepping onto a Norwegian aeroplane.
It was nice to talk to all of you Henriks.
Likewise.
Adieu. - Adieu.
Hey, can you see me?
I can hear you.
I can see you.
Now I asked you to turn on your camera.
Start the video... Okay.
Now you might see me.
Good day, Henrik. - Good day, good day.
It took some time.
I was delayed.
I drink schnapps and beer at the Grand Café
every day at 12 o'clock.
"Only the lost is eternally owned" [quote from Henrik Ibsen's play Brand]
That is from Brand, and I'm very happy with it.
That's good, then I would say that the task is solved.
Farewell. Goodbye.
Yes, goodbye.
Shall we see how this…
I'm still there, yes.
How do we do this?
There I am, there he is.
I don't know how to get rid of it.
I'm trying to turn it off, but it won't turn off.
We're going to watch some adverts,
but we'll be right back.
Ingar...
Ingar, I think you did a very good Henrik Ibsen.
Late but good.
It's also very credible that Ibsen would have trouble with the technology.
So that was very clever of you.
I... Thank you.
Very well thought out. Very good.
Jonis, you were bold. Was that whiteface?
Maybe that was allowed at the time?
I think it was.
And something inside me thought that...
...you wouldn't show this task.
I had that whiteface for a very long time.
The neighbours walking by my window stopped and stared.
"What is happening in there?"
We were waiting for the last one.
I'm sorry.
It was my fault.
You were very patient with me.
At least it worked in the end.
It's a bit difficult to give points here.
Nora was the first to enter,
but you'll be deducted a bit for your Ibsen.
But not a full deduction.
We'll start at 5, and then deduct 2,
for not being closer to Ibsen than the others.
But it's still well done with everything going on in the background.
You know what? I'll only give her minus one.
So you get 4 instead of 5. That's not bad.
No, that's very...
It's very good when you see how the others did it.
I think you should be happy with that, Nora.
Say you're happy, Nora! - I'm very happy.
That's good.
Ingar took the longest time.
Yes, so he starts out in last place.
But he did a very good Ibsen, of course.
That deserves a couple of extra points.
Two? Then you end up with 3.
Petter took some time. - Petter took quite a bit of time.
But he did a very good Ibsen. - Absolutely.
It'll be around 3 for you, Petter. - Around?
My gut feeling says exactly 3.
I really liked Jonis' Ibsen.
He was number two, wasn't he?
Can I quote Ibsen too?
It sounds like you already got 5 points...
Yes, if you don't do the same quote as Ingar did in the video.
"If you take the life lie from an average man,"
"you take away his life lie as well". [should be: "you take away his happiness as well"]
5 points!
And what does Ingrid get then?
Also 3 points for Ingrid.
3 for Ingrid too.
Can I just say something sad?
After that task, I sat and cried in the car.
It wasn't that bad.
I had parked illegally, had a flat battery,
and the car was full of moving boxes.
A truck was honking at me, and I couldn't get the car started.
I had dirty clothes on my head,
and my driving gloves as sideburns.
So my nails were frostbitten, since it was minus 12 degrees.
I was only able to roll the car into a ditch.
And then I started sobbing,
with my head on the steering wheel.
Still 3 points? - 4.
4 points for Ingrid.
Yes. Then the scores look like this.
Yes. That actually turned out pretty fair.
And overall... - I'm satisfied with this scoring.
You are so generous today. - Now I was really good.
Very generous.
I think I'll start giving out more points. This was fun.
These are the scores for this task. And overall, it's...
Oi, it's very close. The closest we've had.
Everyone can win...
Everyone can win, I say!
...in the last task. What task is that?
It's the task that takes place here in front of the audience.
Get ready.
Finally, we are ready for the last task.
A task I have called "nose portrait".
Yes, you're chuckling already, Petter.
You look funny too.
You will now draw a self-portrait,
but you cannot see yourselves while you draw,
and you don't have to draw your nose, because we've made a hole for it.
You will use your hand to draw around your nose.
The one who has a self-portrait that looks the most like themselves wins.
It is Atle who will judge it in the end.
Nora has so much make-up on that if she turns the board around,
it's already a self-portrait.
I can just cheat.
We start the task in three, two, one, go.
You have two minutes.
Yes yes yes.
Petter starts with...
Is that your moustache?
It's my moustache, yes.
Yes. Interesting.
Ingar is doing the outline of his head.
Yes...
This is fun to watch.
How's it going, Jonis?
I feel like it's going really well.
Here are my curls.
Yes.
Are you enjoying yourself, Ingar?
I don't understand anything.
How far along am I in the process?
I think I'm finished.
You think you're finished?
Then you just have to stand there and wait.
Ingrid?
I'm working on it.
You're working on it?
I don't remember what I look like.
Right.
What are you most focused on, Nora?
The details.
The details, yes.
Eyebrows, yes.
Fuck, I forgot that. - I have glasses.
You have 15 seconds left.
Then I can...
If you want to nitpick at something.
Maybe add a little more hair.
Touch it up a bit at the end there.
8 seconds left.
A little more moustache. - It's still possible to perfect it.
More moustache, yes. - More eyebrows.
Two, one, stop.
Remember to keep your nose there.
That's good.
We'll take a closer look at the portraits
and we'll go through the points down in our seats.
Yes, that was fun.
You were good at drawing, all of you.
Quite impressive, some of it, at least.
We have both looked through it,
and you have ranked them.
Let's first take a look at the one you put in last place.
It's sad, but it's this one.
You're so adorable.
Don't you know anything about art?
No.
That's what you want to look like, isn't that what you said?
Yes, but I...
Do you know Pablo Picasso?
I know of him, yes.
I tried...
Yes, I can see that. It's very Picasso.
But not Picasso enough.
Then the one you put second last.
There we have this one. - Oi!
Yes, that was strange. - It was great.
I see what you were trying to do, but it's not 100% symmetrical.
The worst thing is that, while drawing,
I thought: "I shouldn't do it too well."
You managed that.
Then it's the third place. - Yes.
That was nice. - Not so bad, I agree.
But remember that it's always easier to draw people with beards.
That's true.
Then there are two people left.
Oi, oi, oi.
I think they're both good in their own way.
Ingar found the scared boy in him.
There's something nice there.
Something real.
With the crooked glasses and everything.
They fit so well together, those two.
They really do.
We can see that Nora has very good lines.
Look at my shirt, and the jewellery.
And your lips, not least.
One of you runs away with the victory.
And that is you, Nora.
Shall we see how it turns out, then.
The scores for this task first. Here they are.
Let's take a look at the total score in today's programme.
Who will win today? It is...
It's Nora!
She's the winner. Congratulations!
The winner of lots of socially unacceptable things.
Use them wisely.
Enjoy!
Yes, that's lovely.
Today we have again learned
that it pays off to read the whole task before starting,
that Ingar is not an expert at video chats,
and we've experienced a cumbersome way to make sandwiches.
We'll be back next week with the penultimate programme.
See you then. Goodbye!
Original Norwegian subs by: Helge Haaland (LinQ Media Group)
English translation by: u/msbtvxq
Proofread by: u/taskmastermaster
Translation produced in association with: Taskmaster Worldwide Inc @tmworldwideinc