"15 seconds of free jazz"
Welcome to the Drammen Theatre and to Kongen Befaler,
the programme that looks better than it tastes.
With me, I have someone who probably tastes better than he looks, hopefully.
Olli Wermskog!
Thank you, thank you.
I bet you don't taste too bad yourself.
And while the compliments are flying,
I shall reveal the most delicate thing we have,
that our five hungry participants are drooling and craving for,
namely a bust in gold of me.
Look at it. It’s nice.
It would be something to sink your teeth into.
You can't do that, Olli. Instead, one of these five can:
Erik Solbakken!
Tara Lina!
Else Kåss Furuseth!
Aksel Hennie!
And Bjarte Tjøstheim!
First task:
Everyone has brought something in a category that you have given them,
and that you will judge them on.
What have you asked them to bring today?
Today, I have asked them, you guys,
to bring something you would defend yourself with.
Something you would defend yourself with.
That could be anything. - Yes, it could.
I want to start with Erik.
Yes. For the first time in my life, I have been extremely cynical.
This is not nonsense.
In my opinion, it's the best way to defend oneself.
If an enemy comes,
I would use one of my infants!
Like this.
And I can manage to get doe eyes, but if that doesn’t work...
Sometimes the enemy doesn't have any weaknesses.
Then I would do what I figured out after having three children.
It's that this could be a pretty good...
Oh, yes, that was... - It’s fantastic!
That's rough. - And after that I'd be like: "Please, no!"
Right. How did you come up with this?
You spend a lot of time at home when the kids are little.
This is how I came up with it.
Lovely!
Beautiful.
Bjarte, what would you defend yourself with?
Right. So, now it's... Okay.
It didn't go quite how I had imagined, but...
I ordered a sword online.
It was a bit smaller...
It looked a little bigger online than when I got it home,
but then I thought that for it to amount to anything decent,
the sword... I get that it's puny.
It looks pretty weak, yes. - Weak and feeble.
But then...
I just went ahead and ordered...
...two thousand of these. - Right!
So I have a whole army here in the studio tonight!
My knights, are you ready?
Ready for battle!
I must admit that it actually worked quite well.
It's something! - It's something, yes.
It is something when there are 200-300 of you, absolutely.
Don't shout so loudly, you guys.
Don't worry about it, baby.
Tara Lina, what would you defend yourself with?
All municipalities that have asylum centres,
also have a guy who hands out immigrant cards,
and that card can be used...
I had a guy who gave me lots of benefits.
He checked off on all of them.
For example, if I'm standing in the self-checkout
at the grocery store, scanning 4 beers as a banana,
I can pull out this card.
If I'm sneaking in line, I can take it out.
And then I got him to check off on all ethnicities.
Africa, Asia, Latin America, the Middle East and South America.
A double Kamala, simply put.
"The immigrant card is issued by the Foreign Ministry,"
"and is valid in the Kingdom of Norway."
"It must not be transferred to unauthorised persons,"
"for example, Atle Antonsen."
I wish I had one of those. - You just have it in your inside pocket, and pull it out at any time.
It’s a kind of get-out-of-jail-free card.
It is! - You can do whatever you want.
That's impressive. Very useful, what you have there. Great!
Thank you. Else...
...what would you defend yourself with?
I would defend myself with John Christian Elden. [famous criminal defence lawyer]
I called him, but he didn't answer the phone.
And then I thought maybe...
What should I defend myself with if it’s a more physical situation?
If you stand up... You are two men. Can you stand up?
And then you stand like you're going to beat me up.
Previously I have... - That's how you stand?
Don't do it as if you've done this many times before!
There, yes!
I have previously bought both a nunchaku and a baseball bat.
Nunchaku? - You know what that is.
I know what it is.
For it to be useful, you must know how to use it.
Yes, so my sister said that they'll just take it away from me and hurt me with it.
So then I thought of a weapon that no-one can take away from me.
And that is my own sexuality.
Right. I think I’ll close my jacket.
So that's your sexuality.
My sexuality has a large range.
I notice I’m getting a bit sweaty.
Who would want to hurt this cat?
Meow!
I haven't thought through this any further.
No, exactly. - No, no.
No... You're going all-in.
Was it as strange for you as it was for me?
You have a speech impediment as a cat too. [Else is known for not being able to say the letter 'R' correctly]
How do you "purr"? - What did you say?
Like this "purrr". The cat says it like this. "Prrrrr."
I don't quite know what I think.
It was something. It was something.
The task is solved. You defended...
One left. - You were crawling...
Yes, one left, Aksel, what would you defend yourself with?
I come from the east end of Oslo,
and there we learn to defend ourselves very quickly. [it's considered the working class/rough part of town]
But as a white man approaching his 50s,
I'm not afraid of the physical things people are usually afraid of, like being raped.
I'm not afraid of that. - Okay.
Strange thing to brag about, but okay.
But there's one thing I'm super afraid of,
and that is being cancelled.
Not being allowed to work, and stuff like that.
Suddenly being in a really awful situation.
That's what I fear above all, which is why I called...
John Christian Elden!
That's why you didn't answer me? - Yes.
And that's why...
Do you think your cat act lacked a bit in comparison?
First come, first served, you know.
I just have to try and see if I can hit him.
It's really funny that you had the same idea.
But it comes down to the ability to execute it. - I completely agree with that.
Only one of you was able to bring Elden. - I have John Christian on speed dial,
so he answered the phone right away. You're good at that.
There are benefits to having a gold card.
But if you defend yourself with Elden...
'Evil tongues' say that if you go all the way to Elden,
and need such a good defence, you don't have clean hands.
I'm not saying I haven't done what I'm defending myself against,
I just want the best, you know.
And you've got it!
I'm rarely in trouble that I haven't caused myself.
Since we have you here in such a jovial setting,
Can you name someone you have defended
who was really mega guilty?
This is almost turning into a completely different show with you here.
Standing behind that counter looks very dramatic.
We have no chance against Aksel. - It doesn't look good at all.
Ready to hand out some points?
I definitely am. As always, it's not very easy.
It's very close at the bottom.
Else, what do you want to say?
I can take the one-pointer.
No, when you say you want 1 point, you get 2.
Do you see what I did now? - 2 points for your cat.
Erik, you will get 1 point.
What?! Are you kidding? I was sure I'd get 5!
Calling Elden, a cat show, and toothpicks?!
I can't be bothered with this anymore!
I want to win!
We love being unpredictable on this show.
It's just because she has the immigrant card and you're too scared, I know it!
She has the immigrant card, so she must get 4 points. That's obvious.
Bjarte... And then Elden and Aksel get 5 points, no doubt about it.
That's how it has to be!
I'm sure that I have the people with me.
Where are we going now? - Now I want to see content.
Yes. Content... What kind?
Content that's worth cheering for [applauding].
Yes, we can arrange that. - Oh no! No, no, no!
Hello. - Hello.
Oh, a letter!
"Make a 15-second clip with content that is worth cheering for."
"You have 20 minutes to prepare."
Something to cheer for?
It could be someone who is paralysed, who stands up and can walk.
A child taking its first steps.
That electricity isn't so expensive in the summer.
That's something to cheer for.
When I'm served cheese puffs, I usually cheer.
That's how simple I am.
But it's not certain that Atle is that simple.
Do you know what I'll do?
I'll look up good news and read the headlines.
I'm going for 15 seconds of free jazz.
I couldn't find drumsticks, so I'll use these.
Don't try this at home.
I'll go to the moment in life that gets the most applause.
I guess you were about one year and three months old.
Deep inside the Finnish woods.
That’s when you took your first steps!
I am now Erik at one year and two months.
Isn't this how you sit when you're...?
The theory is: It's not charming, inspiring, or impressive.
But I think Atle Antonsen would be impressed...
by cash.
Now you can start the clock.
Dear Hedda. In one week you will graduate from high school.
"Enjoy your time with 'the fam' this summer. Enjoy!"
10,000! There!
"More people get out of poverty in the Philippines."
"The railway in India is quickly becoming electric."
Won't there be cheering for this?
We will see.
I feel like a wrestler... No!
No!
"React to the content you just created as an engaged audience member."
"You have 10 minutes to prepare."
Fantastic!
I think it's very embarrassing to be engaged like...
And now it will be immortalised.
A digital footprint on the internet forever.
Then I'll put on a costume so no-one can tell it's me.
I'm sorry.
Okay. One, two, three.
Who on earth was that?
Absolutely impossible to recognise!
It's definitely not one of the participants. - Who was it?
I have no idea who that was.
Someone with a flat cap and a beard. - Wasn't it Ali Reza? [fictional male character portrayed by a woman]
If that was your disguise, it was good.
It will be interesting to see.
They each got 15 seconds to create content worth cheering for,
before they received the second letter,
where it said that they had to react to the content they had made.
There are different approaches here.
Who do you think we should start with? - Aksel, I think.
Just get it over with.
Rip off the bandage. Let's take a look. - We’ll take a look.
Now you can start the clock.
Dear Hedda. In one week you will graduate from high school.
And I am incredibly proud of you.
You are the best daughter in the world.
You've done the best job in the world,
and you have always, always, always been skilled and good.
Huh? It was really nice! - I must admit...
I thought this could get awkward. - But it wasn't so bad. - But it wasn't that awkward.
But can I just say, Norway's best actor, and then it was just...
I had to keep it down. I couldn't go too overboard.
I thought it was good.
Well edited. A little applause for the editor.
I can imagine that you're grateful. - Good taste by the editor.
Not bad at all. Olli, who's next?
A bit of free jazz? - I'm actually very fond of jazz.
But it shouldn't be too free. - No, not too free.
Then you have to be good.
But we'll try. We'll see. It's Bjarte, at least.
Olli, are you keeping track of the time? Great. Then you can start now.
Bjarte Tjøstheim!
Yes.
That was wonderful! What a character!
You were in your element here, Bjarte.
Absolutely.
Both as yourself and as the character in the audience.
A slightly understated character, perhaps.
That's the only remark I have. Maybe it was a bit too low-key.
I'll bring out more next time. - I wanted more of that character!
More of that than the actual performance. - A hundred percent agree!
This is fun. This is good. Next.
Else. Let's take a look at Else.
Do you remember what you did?
You sent me money through Vipps. [mobile payment app]
Yes, and you didn't send it back!
No, I assumed it was a gift.
Well, I guess it was.
10,000 kroner. [£716]
Did you send 10,000 to Atle?
Yes, but I knew Aksel Hennie would give that speech to his daughter.
Are you satisfied with your solution, Else?
No, I think this was subpar.
If I had watched this:
"This is just too silly. Sending money through Vipps on TV."
That’s too silly.
Now you’re playing the viewers sitting at home in their living room.
"Has she got a bit bigger too?"
Shall we take a look at it? - Yes, I’m very curious.
Yes, we'll see how it goes.
It starts in three, two, one... There.
"Dear Atle. My condolences..." I don’t know why I’m writing that.
"Enjoy your time with 'the fam' this summer."
"Enjoy. Enjoy. Enjoy!"
10,000. Wrapping paper. There!
There!
It's just too silly, you know.
That was... Yes.
We don’t need to criticise this, because you do that well enough yourself.
I think it ended up being too silly. - It probably did, yes.
You had 20 minutes to prepare. - Was it 20 minutes?
It didn’t look like it, I agree.
It looked like you were pressed for time.
Shall we leave Else for now and move on?
We can go to Tara Lina and her mysterious audience member.
One, two, three.
"More people get out of poverty in the Philippines."
Yes, really good!
"The railway in India is quickly becoming electric."
That's what I have always said about India! They've always been...
"Egypt has almost eradicated hepatitis C."
Damn. I knew it!
"More people can eat tuna with a clear conscience."
Really good! That's how it should fucking be.
Good news and good reactions. Nothing to be embarrassed of, Tara Lina.
I don't fucking know. - It wasn't bad. - I have no comment.
I think it was surprisingly good. - I'm glad it came right after Else.
And it was completely impossible to recognise you as an audience member.
Let's move on.
Yes. Shall we look at Erik and baby-Erik? - Yes, let's do that!
Oh my god.
Three, two, one...
Oh, should I go get your toy, Erik?
Erik?
Oh! Erik!
Erik! Yes!
Yes!
Wow!
That was definitely something to cheer for.
An adult man in a diaper... - I'm ashamed.
You're ashamed? - You can't be ashamed of that!
The shame usually doesn't come so easily for you, does it?
What are you ashamed of? - It's just that...
All my tasks today are very babyish.
Or cat.
Oh I had just managed to forget about that!
Else, we can't avoid giving you 1 point here.
I know you understand that. You get 1 point.
I think I should get zero. - You get one. You’ve passed.
Also, I'd like to...
Aksel, you get 2 points. - Thank you.
It was surprisingly tough competition.
Tara Lina, 3. - Thank you.
We give 4 to Bjarte, and 5 to Erik in this task!
Then you've handed out the points.
It was worth it!
Shall we see the total after two tasks?
The total after two tasks is... Oi oi oi!
Three at the top! Nothing is decided.
Lads, lads, lads!
Is there any life here?
We'll take an ever so small break. Be right back.
Let's see a task that is completely straightforward.
Completely straightforward?
Completely straightforward, and quite simple.
At least if you get to read the task letter.
This won't go well.
"Note! Note! Time is ticking! Fastest wins!"
"Press the button to start the machine!"
Hello.
"Press the button to start the machine!"
Right. But I don't know if I want to start the machine.
"Attention, attention, time is ticking. Fastest wins."
Message received.
"Let out a burp."
"Your time started when you entered the lab."
There.
Are you going to press the button now?
Now I can press it.
This was the answer.
Practically a demonstration video on how the task is supposed to be solved.
It could hardly be solved any better.
It can be solved worse.
Can it? - Shall we take a look at that, folks?
Yes, shall we take a look at that? Let's take a look.
No! No!
I was trying to impress you. I will never do that again!
Okay, that's fine.
This is going well.
I've actually made this mistake before.
Eh, okay. This isn't working, so I have to guess.
No, you can't just guess your way to...
"Press the button to start the machine."
I'll just do it.
No, fuck, I forgot to read the task!
Yes, that was the task.
Oh god.
My dumb brain thinks that I have to chug all the drinks,
but I can't be bothered with that.
Have you started guessing?
Yes.
Hm? Lime. - Yes.
I have stopped the clock. - Am I done?
The first to take a sip? Was that it?
No, that wasn't the task.
But you solved it.
I did, did I? - 100 percent.
I don't understand the task. That's a bit strange.
If I just try to put together the stamp in the middle there, could that be something?
Then we have at least two.
Hi, Olli.
And that silly smile of yours.
"Time is ticking. Fastest wins!"
Okay. "Press the button..."
Then it goes down there! What will happen then?
Should I drink it? What should I do?
No, no! No. No.
My dad said it. "Don't take part in Kongen Befaler."
I don't understand... That can't be right.
I hate this task.
I'm so angry with myself that I didn't see that letter.
Yes. - "Time is ticking. Fastest..."
I bet it says "drink up".
How much time...
Should it be solved as fast as possible? - Yes.
I think I'll just call it quits now.
Unless you have more to report?
There. I stopped the clock.
Yes, good.
I don't think I'll be able to piece them together,
so I'll drink all the sodas. On time.
Now. - Yes.
If you look at me the whole time, I'll die.
I've stopped the clock. - Stopped the clock? Am I done?
Yes. - Okay.
This is like the Da Vinci Code, it's a real nightmare.
"Burp." Burp! Okay.
Yes.
Thank you for having me.
Yes... Tara Lina, you are the only one who managed to crack the code here.
Do you feel like you're a more deserving winner
than those who just stumbled into winning?
I think it's more impressive to interpret the task based on two shredded...
It's a shame that doing something impressive wasn't part of the task.
Because it was on time.
It was on time, yes! Do you want the times?
Tara Lina, you spent a very long time.
You're last with 15 minutes and 51 seconds. - Oh, it wasn't more?
And in fourth place, Bjarte. You spent a long time too.
5 minutes and 24 seconds.
Else, 5 minutes and 11 seconds.
Erik, 4 minutes and 35 seconds.
Aksel, 17 seconds and 5 points.
Atle, do you like hats? - I love hats.
What kind of hats? - All kinds of hats. I could mention many.
If only we had a task about hats, Olli. - We do.
We do. Let's watch the task about hats.
I have a feeling that I need this.
Oi oi oi! - This is high enough.
Do you have a fear of heights? - Maybe a little.
Oh, fuck. - Fear of heights?
No, I have a fear of hats.
I hate everything related to dressing up.
Where is the letter? - Yes, where is the letter?
Could it be under the pink hat? No.
"Bring the most hats on your head from..."
Yes! Duct tape!
"...from the hunting tower to the outhouse."
"Hats that fall from your head cannot be put back on your head."
"You cannot hold onto the hats when you move."
"Most hats on your head in the outhouse in five minutes wins."
Okay. So I can go back and forth, right?
You've started the time, yes.
Yes. We have one who hates heights, and one who hates hats.
Aksel, you make a living being an actor, and you hate dressing up?
Isn't that very strange?
It's no problem that the character I play wears different clothes.
That's a relief!
But things like carnival and funny hats?
Then I'm done. - You think it's embarrassing?
Do I think it's embarrassing?! - He never plays any other character than himself.
The task text went a bit fast,
so I can remind you and those watching:
The participants must bring the hats on their head
from the tower to the outhouse,
without holding onto the hats while moving.
If a hat falls off, they cannot place it back on their head.
The person with the most hats on their head
in the outhouse after five minutes wins.
Yes, it was quite clear.
Many rules, but it's simple and straightforward.
Who gets to open the hat ball? - We can start with Bjarte and Aksel.
Yes, let's do that. Good idea. Then we can get it over with.
There we go. Okay.
It's quite a fun task.
I like nothing about this. Absolutely nothing.
Absolutely nothing, my friend. - No?
Oh, fuck, I hate this!
I have a feeling that I am quite good at this task.
It's going very well.
Now you're doing great, Tjøstheim.
Don't get stressed out by those stupid branches.
There we go.
Now I'll go back and get more. Don't you think?
I think so.
This is perhaps the worst thing I can think of.
Hats?
Yes, hats.
I think it's horrible.
Is it possible to feel any more stupid? No, it isn't.
Four, three, two, one...
Satisfied?
Is there something I haven't read?
I see.
What happened was that...
As soon as I read the word "hat", I was gone.
There you go!
There, yes. Time's up.
Very, very satisfied with myself.
You know what?
This is one of those tasks I think I can win.
Yoohoo!
We need to take a short break, and we'll be back right after this.
It feels so ruthless and hard to kill your enthusiasm, Bjarte.
But you didn't solve the task correctly at all.
Yes, I understand that now. I got it just now.
You were supposed to sit inside the outhouse
with the hats on when the time was out.
Or stand.
You had to wear the hats on your head in that toilet.
And you guys didn't do that.
No. I didn't really need to go [to the toilet] either.
Olli, this won't lead to a particularly great score.
No, they ended up with zero hats, so they won't get the full pot.
How does it feel, Aksel Hennie, to not be the winner for once?
Else, I think you enjoy him losing more than you enjoy winning.
I'm looking forward to seeing Else now.
But you have to separate us.
My mistake was even bigger than his. - We don't rank idiots.
I'm used to doing that, you see. - It's zero for both.
Disqualified, simply put. - Yes, you didn't pass.
Three more. - Yes, with the chance to perform.
I'm very skeptical now, but okay. We'll take the chance to see it.
I have an extremely large head.
A woman once came up to me and said:
"I want to thank you for everything you've done for us with a water head."
But I don't have that.
I'll start putting them on then. Are you going to be here?
Yes. - It feels a bit private, but okay.
Yes. There. - Private to put on hats?
I had this exact hat when I was a child.
Bought it on a Poland trip.
On...? - On a Poland trip.
Poland trip, yes! I heard something else.
Porn trip? Yes.
You could wear the cowboy hat right away,
but it would take up a lot of space.
That fits well.
Thank god I brought the duct tape!
One, two...
Five...
You're so good here!
This is wrong.
It's like putting a condom on... No, sorry!
I've never done that.
I've done it, but I have little experience.
Is it wrong?
No. - No?
It worked!
Shit! That was close!
I mean, it's absolutely insane. I don't want to ruin it.
I put on too few.
That was a bit unfortunate, Olli.
There might only be 12. No, two, three, seven?
Half a minute early. Good. - I was playing it a bit safe.
Fuck.
There! Time's up. - Right.
Now my dad should have seen me.
Thanks. I will count them. Bye. - You do that. Bye.
Yes, Tara Lina. - I thought it was quite tactically...
It was. - ...stacked.
But we have to go to Erik.
Masterfully solved, Erik.
Well planned to bring the duct tape.
How did you know to bring it?
It was just lying there, probably left by one of you,
and I got the Askeladden [Norwegian folktale character] feeling.
"It can't hurt to take it."
I can see that you're a bit unsure, too. Because you did touch the hats.
No, I'm sure I didn't touch them.
You did touch them,
but the task says that you can't "hold onto" the hats.
So I'm asking you. You decide. - We have looked at it.
And we saw that you didn't hold onto the hats,
you just barely touched them. So it's approved!
And it's the best.
But how many hats did this lovely trio get, Olli?
It was zero for Bjarte and Aksel,
Else, 8.
Tara Lina, 14. Erik, 28!
Oi oi oi!
That wasn't bad.
Here are the points. Shall we look at the total? Let's do it.
How's it looking so far? Oi oi oi! It's quite close.
It's actually very exciting before the very last task.
Get up on stage, it's time for the studio task!
We've come to the last task.
Atle has taken a seat over there.
And you guys are standing over there.
One by one, you will step up to the microphone
and tell Atle a story.
Atle's task is to try to guess which one of you is talking.
If you can fool Atle, you move on to the next round.
If you can't fool Atle, you're out.
Sounds a bit too easy?
Not at all.
This microphone has... this effect.
So it's not so easy to hear.
Do you get it? - It's funny. - Delightful.
In the first round, you will talk about a childhood memory.
You can choose to speak the truth or lie. We'll start with you.
Good luck, Aksel. Don't think about what people say.
[incomprehensible]
Yes, who was this? - Well, it wasn't easy.
It's tempting to go for Else's suggestion, but I'm saying Tara Lina.
Yes. Right.
Then the next one goes up and gets ready.
A childhood memory when you're ready.
When I was little,
I peed in a friend's hand, [he changes his dialect to match the others]
because he wanted to wash his hands in pee.
And when the hand was full of pee,
he threw the pee in my face.
No, it wasn't very easy.
I feel like the pronunciation was a bit off,
so it might have been Bjarte who switched his dialect,
but that's the only thing I noticed.
So you're going for Bjarte? - I am.
The next one is getting ready.
My best childhood memory was when I was a little kitten.
Yes, Atle?
It's not easy.
I'll say Aksel.
Yes. Right.
When I was little,
I was so chubby around my back
that my grandmother said that if I wore stockings,
you could serve me as a roast.
Else! - Yes.
Okay. Then there's one left,
before we reveal if you've got any right.
When...
When I was 12 years old,
I was thrown out of the shopping centre in Lambertseter [where Aksel is from] for four months
for stealing from Cubus. [clothing store]
Tara Lina.
Well, then I can reveal that you've managed to guess three.
Oh, have I? - Yes, Bjarte, Tara Lina, and Else.
Look at that.
It's a final between Erik and Aksel.
Not bad!
You can take your places on each side of the podium.
You can do the 'kneble' or 'rock, paper, scissors', as it's also called.
What did you say first? - 'Kneble'. [not a commonly used word]
Rock, paper, scissors.
The winner gets to decide if you want to go yourself,
or if you let the other go up.
Then Atle will try to guess.
If Atle guesses correctly, then that person loses and gets 4 points.
If Atle guesses incorrectly, then that person wins and gets 5 points.
Now you can do rock, paper, scissors in silence.
Do the 'kneble'. - The 'kneble'.
In this round you get to do whatever you want.
Right. - Should I guess?
Atle, guess. Who was this?
I'm guessing it was...
...Erik trying to be Aksel.
I think you are absolutely right!
We'll sum it up down in our seats.
Yes, then we'll take a look at the points distribution, Olli.
Three people were eliminated in the first round.
Tara Lina, Else, and Bjarte.
You each get 3 points.
It was third place.
We could have been strict and said 1, but you will get 3.
We thank you for that. - Thank you very much.
You're welcome.
Noble sir. - What did you say?
Noble sir, I said. - Okay. Singular, I liked that.
After the final, Erik took second place, and Aksel took first place.
5 points for Aksel in this task. Congratulations.
Here are the points, and now it'll be exciting to see what the totals are.
Oi oi oi!
Erik Solbakken is taking home the prizes today!
You get a bunch of things you can defend yourself with, Erik.
Come up and receive the prizes.
Thank you for watching.
I hope you will be with us next time as well. And until then,
remember that if you see a big red button in front of you, it’s wise not to press it.
Take care!
Original Norwegian captions: Eli Bjanes (LinQ Media Group)
English translation by: u/msbtvxq
Proofread by: u/taskmastermaster
Translation produced in association with: Taskmaster Worldwide Inc @tmworldwideinc