Really good!
"Been spending too much time with Staysman"
Welcome to the Drammen Theatre.
'The King commands' ['Kongen befaler'] you to stay seated and watch the entire episode
of this show that is also called 'Kongen Befaler',
where five carefully chosen participants are thrown into trials
that most of us would have handled 'with ease'. [Norwegian: 'straight arm']
Speaking of straight arms, here's the man with Norway's straightest measuring arm,
weighing arm, and time-taking arm, Olli Wermskog.
It's a pleasure. Thank you.
It's a pleasure to hear from you.
Your words do weigh heavily.
Yes, they weigh heavily.
But then the question is, how heavily, Olli?
You know this. - Well, it's you. 10 kilos?
10 kilos, ladies and gentlemen! Great.
Norway's finest measurer, Olli Wermskog.
Not even the heaviest words can outdo the weight of this bad boy.
The only proof that you've won Kongen Befaler. A...
What is it? - ...bust in gold of me!
Whoa! - Yes.
And the five competing for it are...
Erik Solbakken!
Tara Lina!
Else Kåss Furuseth!
Aksel Hennie!
And Bjarte Tjøstheim!
Yes!
Let's get started with the prize task.
The contestants are sitting all excited over there,
with things under their red blankets.
Soon, they'll show what they brought.
Yes indeed. I've asked the contestants to bring along
something they want the whole world to know they've got.
The winner of this episode will take all those items home.
That's how we do it. Let's start with you, Bjarte.
I'm aiming for somebody else to take this home with them,
hopefully.
But I also want people to know that I've got this.
Whoa! - Oi!
Oh yeah.
They look very new. - They are very new.
I bought them at a sports shop a few months ago
a couple of hundred metres from where I live.
But they were so heavy
that I had to take a taxi home.
I found out that I needed one of these mats too,
because I was going to start doing push-ups.
But the problem was that I was doing these push-ups in my underpants.
So, shirtless. But then my belly button got stuck on the wooden floor.
So that...
Cute prize!
The few times I managed to get up straight, all I could hear was...
...as my belly button let go of the floor.
It ended up being so disturbing that...
It's like a vacuum. You're like a fly.
Basically. - Have you tried crawling up the wall?
Maybe. It's not Mission Impossible, but it's something.
I'll test it when I get home. - You have to.
Beautiful. Thank you!
Tara Lina, what did you bring?
I really like 'Charter Fever'... [reality show about Norwegians on holiday in Southern Europe]
Right, Charter Fever. - The show we all love to hate.
I've brought along a knitted dachshund.
It's knitted by Tove from Charter Fever. She's dead now.
Oh... - There are only three...
There's a total of three knitted dogs like this.
I got this from Norway's biggest Charter Fever fan.
He gives them to other huge Charter Fever fans as a badge of honour.
I've had this at home.
Have they all got a Viggo Venn vest? [Britain's Got Talent winner who wears hi-vis vests]
It's dressed for the occasion.
Great. Aksel, what did you bring?
I've brought something that I think is under-communicated.
I really want people to know about this.
It's an award I've received. - Wow.
Norway's Most Sexy Man 2016!
Wow.
Still got it!
Still got it.
I wonder, where was Trond Espen Seim [actor] at that time?
You can't receive it twice. - I see!
He probably won his back in 2000.
I had to wait until Trond Espen had got it, then I got it.
Is it like this: Once the president, always the president? - Exactly!
Yes! - Okay. Great.
Very under-communicated. - You'll never lose it.
Else? What do you... - I want...
...everyone to know... - Did she just have a stroke?
No, I just wanted to ask for a moment of silence.
I want everyone to know that I have a talent.
Yes. - No?
Whoa!
Please be good.
I'm... - You can play that?
I am...
...really good at the saxophone.
I've been trying to hide it.
I started in 1992. Let's see a picture here.
That's me. - Right.
As you can see, I was wearing a Ronald McDonald wig there.
When you've been doing something for 28 years,
you become very good.
I've tried not to make a big deal out of it. We have the 'law of Jante' in Norway.
['Don't think you're better than everybody else']
You're very good at a lot of things,
but I'm just a TV presenter, and I don't want to be a musician on top of that.
I'll let other people make money off of that.
And I also had some traumas in my childhood. [her mother killed herself when she was 11]
So music became a kind of rescue for me.
So it's also that you don't want to steal others' livelihood?
Like, how many saxophonists can we have?
Not many. But I'm no Jan Garbarek.
I can't even say it. Jan Garbarek.
But like I said, I've been doing it... Of course, I can...
A little tune would be nice. - After 30 years of practice.
I must admit, I'm a bit excited now.
I used to play 'The River' by Bette Midler.
Bette Midler's 'The River'?
Yes. - That's good!
That's so good! - Great!
That made me happy!
Wow!
- Nice.
Thank you very much, Else. Erik, what did you bring?
I have after-sweat.
You were great. - I've brought...
...this urn.
Oi.
And now people are thinking...
What's in here?
His whole family? - Here, we have...
...nothing, as of yet.
But what will soon be in here is the symbol of my dignity.
Because it just so happens...
...that a rift has broken out in the group.
Two episodes ago...
...I had the misfortune of being observant.
And I found this gift card.
I got 10 quick points.
That's fine. It suits my personality, right? No, not at all.
No! - No! Don't...
Because what I'm telling you now...
What's supposed to be in that urn,
is my dignity.
I'll show you that I'm a stand-up guy
and that it takes a little long to burn...
Are you returning your points? - Is the monologue over?
I hereby want these 10 points to be deducted!
They're beneath me.
I'm putting them in here.
Oi oi oi! - Is that even possible?
Thank you!
So you don't want to keep the 10 points you won?
I don't want to beat Aksel Hennie with those lousy points.
I want to do it properly.
But the problem is that you've used that gift card already.
This was just a piece of paper.
But he's passing them on.
He can't pass anything on.
We have already accepted those points.
They are already a part of the game.
Surely, they can be withdrawn? - No, they can't!
Atle? - It won't happen!
They're used. He can sit there with his dignity. Whatever.
He tried his best, but you keep your points, of course.
Yes, that's how it has to be.
Are you getting him on board?
I think you've redeemed a bit of the impression of you.
But it didn't help.
Then I'll smoke the peace pipe with the rest of the gang.
You'll come out of this well. - Yes.
You tried hard, but it didn't work.
Bjarte, this is like the good old days.
Yes. - Yes.
Are you ready to hand out some points?
Yes, I want to hand out some points to you.
Bjarte gets 1 point.
I know you're happy about that.
Yes.
You get 2, Aksel. I know you love it.
Then that dachshund gets 3 points. You were lucky with that.
Yes, I'll take those 3 points. - Yes.
Else, Erik. This is getting exciting.
I think it's fun that Aksel tries to lose 10 points and then he gets 5.
You mean Erik? - Yes, Erik.
He'll get 5 points for the 10 he tried to lose. 4 points to Else.
Thank you!
There.
Look at that! - Yeah!
I feel as if we've given 'win-win' a face.
You can't possibly win more decisively than you just did.
It does feel pretty good. That's the best part.
Olli? Let me tell you, once and for all,
I'm fed up of everything being 'local' ['short-travelled'].
It's all supposed to be local now. I'm tired of it. It's over.
It's out. Local is out. - So what do you mean?
That something else is in.
'High-travelled'! - 'High-travelled', right.
I'M TRAVELLING ALONE
Okay.
Yes, this looks kind of intriguing.
"I'm travelling alone." An egg.
Very cute.
"Fry this egg, sunny side up, with a whole yolk."
"Before the egg can be fried"
"it must travel as high as possible and come back down."
Yes.
"The egg must travel alone."
The egg must travel alone, high up. In the air?
"The highest travelled fried egg wins."
This should be clear enough.
The egg must travel alone as high up as possible,
and then be fried, sunny side up, with a whole yolk.
Doesn't get much clearer than that.
No.
Shall we start with the lads? - Here are the lads!
A little egg mitten. Here we go.
Do you have an aerial lift that goes really high up?
I've got an egg that needs to travel as high as possible.
We should be able to get the egg up here.
Right, that one. Lovely.
I think I'll just duct tape it first.
Have fun, sweetheart!
It's so nice to step outside, and then you see what
the other four will go for. It's that tall flagpole.
Ah, flagpole, flagpole!
Oh yeah!
Yeah!
Safe travels!
Of course it's articulated.
Oh, it's shooting up at 95 metres. We're over 100 metres.
Where we are now? We are...
Oh, the Oslo Fjord!
Now we're going down. Here. There's the flagpole.
15 metres.
Cute.
This is fun!
Okay. That's the height. And then I'll fry it.
Oi oi oi.
Yes...
It hasn't cracked.
♪ It's sunny side up, so nice and in one piece ♪
Impressive.
Erik, how do you think Bjarte is feeling now?
Was it necessary...
to gloat over Bjarte's flagpole? - I'm still smelling of smoke
from the urn I smoked earlier.
Now in hindsight, I think "No, that was unnecessary."
But at the same time, it feels good. You know?
I suppose, Bjarte...
He has a point with the flagpole?
Did you think, "They've put this up just for me while I'm doing the task"?
I felt so brilliant when I saw the flagpole. I thought, "now..."
"What's the highest thing here? Yes, it's the flagpole."
Is this an opportune moment to give you some numbers?
It's no secret. You know roughly how it went.
Bjarte, yours is the shortest.
You almost got it all the way up the flagpole.
But not quite all the way to the top.
That's 12 metres. Aksel, you 'lifted' the egg a whopping 57 metres.
While Erik is in the lead so far, with 120 metres. - Oh my god.
Let's see how the girls did. - Yes, let's do that.
My plan is to send this, completely fucking alone,
to the highest point I can think of right now: the Tryvann Tower. [around 500m above sea-level]
Hello. I've got this egg.
Could you drive this egg as close as you can get to the Tryvann Tower
and then back again? Thank you very much!
I think that if I wrap the whole egg in this bubble wrap, we're good.
Are you ready? - I'm ready.
One, two, three.
I'm quite happy with that. - Right.
Shall we go fry the egg?
Hello!
Strange days.
What are we doing?
Strange how our lives turned out this way.
Oh, no!
Very dramatic, but we have a yolk here. It's here. Yes!
I'm very pleased.
Hello? - Is that you, Dad?
It's Else, Elisabeth. Your daughter.
Hi.
I'm going to fry a sunny side up egg.
I've never fried an egg before.
Seriously, Else? Oh my god.
Have you got any fat in the pan?
I don't have any fat. Let's see...
Wish me luck!
One crack is enough. - Yes.
I'm opening it slowly now. - And then you open the egg...
Oh! Perfect, Dad!
Oh my god!
I mean, Else...
Was it really necessary
for the whole of Norway to know that your father...
That you can't fry an egg?
We're at a point where we have to not give a damn and be honest.
Because nobody would humble-brag about that.
I just felt that, for the first time in my life, I could potentially win something.
Then I thought, "I'll call my dad."
He's got the phone taped to his hand, since I'm calling him 24/7.
It's nice for us to be part of a historic moment.
The first time you've fried an egg.
I want to... But we haven't actually seen that the egg was at Tryvann.
It could've been a TV trick.
How can we be sure your egg was at Tryvann?
Well, I can give you some proof.
Oh?
Here's the egg, and Tryvann is there.
Then there's this...
Here.
That's great.
I don't know if that's enough proof.
Is it enough proof for you guys?
You were so sure of a win that you've had merch made?
But it wasn't up in the tower.
It was by the tower.
Slow down a bit now, Aksel Hennie-'lift away'.
It's not impossible that she's won. - No, it's not impossible.
Let's start at the bottom. I'm sorry, Tara Lina, you had 9 metres.
Less than Bjarte's 12.
Aksel, 57. Erik, 120. And Else,
482 metres. - What?
This makes me so happy.
I have to say. That's 5 points, Else. That is such a rarity.
We'll give you an extra celebration for getting 5 points. Look at this.
Do you want it? Do you want it?
That happens so rarely. - You take it.
It'll be worth a lot. - And the cap too.
Now we can see that...
This is the score, and this is the total score.
That's the total score. Oi! Erik and Else are tied.
Not bad. We'll take a small break, but we'll be right back.
I guess it's time for a good old task
where you throw a ball in a bucket. Isn't it, Olli?
Yes, it's been so long. It's long overdue!
Ball in bucket.
Hey! - Hey!
Hey!
I see a line here, so I'll...
...stand here.
"'Mini-putt' one of these balls..." These are the balls?
"...in the bucket." That's the bucket?
That's a bloody nice bucket. I love it.
"You have to be behind the line when the ball is put in the bucket."
"You cannot move the bucket, the pole, or the tape."
"Time only passes when you are in the lab and the time starts now."
Right...
That wasn't stupid of me.
"...the pole, or the tape." Okay.
That's impossible.
"Time only passes when you're in the lab!" I should've gone out ages ago!
Yes, Bjarte. You should've gone out ages ago.
While Bjarte has made his way out, let's take a look at the others.
I'll try a couple of throws.
Can I have a look in the shed? - Sure.
Hang on a second. I just...
There. I needed this, so I grabbed it.
And then... - And then I brought this with me.
Just long enough for me to stand here, outside the room.
Flip the ball over. Done.
And then twirl it afterwards.
Hmm? - And then twirl it afterwards.
I thought you said "dick pic afterwards".
Hey! My balls are on the tape.
If that's okay to say. I'm not sure.
And then...
Into the bucket. And into the bucket.
If that's not impressive, I don't know what is.
Else Kåss doesn't stand a chance.
There yes...
No! No!
There you go.
Close enough to the bucket.
Ball in the bucket.
Damn it. Damn it.
There!
It wasn't harder than that.
Oh, nice!
Into the bucket now, into the bucket you go.
Into the bucket... - You got it in.
No! Did I get the bucket through?
Did I do it?
Hey!
You've been spending too much time with Staysman. [Christmas Special 2022 contestant]
Else, you're so amazed when you actually succeed,
that you lose the ability to speak.
"Did I get the bucket through?" Is that what you said?
I have slip-ups often.
It's a win when anything that comes out is decipherable.
Erik, in what way did you not move the pole and bucket?
Well, it was gravity. It just wanted to go there.
In what way did you not move the pole and the bucket?
I can repeat the question endlessly.
In what way did you NOT move the bucket and the pole?
How did it not move to where it all of a sudden was?
The only thing I did was just tilt the table a little bit.
So that...
...the pole and the bucket...
That's the table's responsibility. - ...moved...
They moved closer, as far as I could see.
Oh dear. - It's allowed...
It's allowed to use your head, isn't it?
Yes, but it's also allowed to disqualify you.
I've been disqualified twice. I'm the disqualification champion.
I've been VAR'd and I've been disqualified.
Just because I wear a white sweater and am a bit provocative,
which make you want to slap me,
you can't disqualify me every time, Atle.
Not every time, but this time. - No!
Oh yeah.
We do it with a smile. It's much nicer that way.
Tara Lina, it's impressive to look at you.
At least, according to yourself.
Yes, I... Yes.
I don't think this is the worst task I've solved so far.
You've got a good reason to be happy.
Let me tell you where we stand before we watch Bjarte.
Starting at the top or the bottom?
Start at the bottom.
We'll start at the bottom.
There's Erik, who's been disqualified.
Else, you spent 5 minutes and 23 seconds.
Aksel is next, with 17 seconds in the room.
Tara Lina, you only spent 6.8 seconds in the room.
You're in the lead for now.
It can go either way with the last one.
It'll be exciting to see Bjarte.
And here we have Bjarte.
I'm not in the lab yet. Now I'm in the lab. Okay.
Oi! - Done.
Superb!
Superbly done. Not just one ball, but six at once.
That's impressive. Quick and easy.
Happy? - Very happy.
But if we were to nitpick...
Do you have a comment on that?
If we were to nitpick.
There's just one little detail we should mention. - Oh no.
He wasn't fully behind the line. Was it his arm? Let's check.
Not quite. Could be an arm...
Oh no! - Exactly.
Let him have it. - That's nitpicking.
Yes, it is. - Yes, yes, yes.
Of course he can't have it.
Let him have it. - He cheated.
It's Bjarte Tjøstheim. - It's Bjarte's Make a Wish.
Erik, do you think Bjarte should have it?
Yes, I actually do. He was so happy.
But you're disqualified yourself, Erik.
I know, and on behalf of us disqualified,
I don't think he needs that now. Do it another time.
But it's not up to you, so you're disqualified, Bjarte.
So Bjarte and Erik are disqualified.
Else gets 3 points.
Aksel gets 4, and Tara Lina gets 5.
It's time for... Let's do another task, Olli.
Let's see. Where was it that I put...
Having trouble seeing? - No, it's not that, it's just...
Do you need glasses? - No, they've given me some.
They've given you... - I've already got five kinds of glasses.
From them? - Yes. That's what I'm looking for.
There! - The glasses? - No, the task.
I've got the glasses at home. - Alright!
Buongiorno.
Welcome. - Thank you.
I'll open the letter. - Please.
"Make a pair of glasses that'll make Olli see things differently."
"The best pair wins."
What a delightful task.
So it's not about glasses to improve your eyesight.
No, it's about making me see things in a different way.
I'm sure it worked well? - We'll see about that.
Let's start with the two who made the closest thing to traditional glasses,
though they're not exactly traditional glasses.
We need to give Olli an experience.
How cross-eyed are you?
These are probably the most suitable for cross-eyed people.
And there's nothing wrong with that!
Damn it.
Your eyes are a bit closer together, aren't they?
Yes.
And there's nothing wrong with that!
Yes.
These will work.
Like this.
Ouch!
I actually can't see well out of that eye.
Yeah.
These are peripheral vision glasses.
And because of the colours,
you'll see things in a completely different way.
Yes, you're seeing something differently.
Yes.
I'm giving you an experience.
There you go. And then...
Now, you can put them on.
There you go. Put them on. There.
Let me adjust them, so they're...
Aesthetically pleasing? - Aesthetically pleasing, yes.
These are fun. They add a three-layer echo.
They're a bit different.
Yes, they are. - They give you a different vision.
My eyes are in a sauna. - Yes.
There's still smoke.
Oh dear. - Yes.
We'll take a little break, and be right back after this.
Yes...
Aksel, you made something
that would fit right in, in Grünerløkka [hipster area in Oslo].
They looked good. Quite impressive.
But it's not really about how they look,
but whether they give you a different kind of experience.
But there are three more opticians here,
who dream of showing off their glasses.
These are the opticians of the slightly more conceptual kind.
I'd like to give you the opportunity
to see things my way.
As me.
I'm thinking we'll swap roles.
I'd like you to wear my glasses.
I'm you and you're me.
I regard you and Atle as two very different people.
How would you view life with Atle's glasses on?
I'm sorry.
No! What are you doing? - No, no, no.
I don't even want to test it myself.
Yeah... What's the big deal?
Yes, Else.
You can come down now.
Bonjourrrr!
Wink to the camera.
Kiss.
Heart.
Yeah...
Sorry. I just need to...
Over the nose, I'll give you a...
What's going on?
No, no, no! - No.
Erik!
That goes over the nose.
Yes, it's... Yes.
Fucking scary.
Oh... - No, no, no.
I'd just like to say...
Here's a pair of glasses.
Me, my sweat, my skin, my odour, my urges. Everything!
You don't have to watch that, Else.
Now, you can look.
Okay, Olli. I'm curious.
What do you see?
I see skin. - Yes.
Your skin. - Ew!
Okay.
Well...
Let's start with you, Erik.
It's always nice to keep some toe nails on hand.
You never know when you need to offer some.
That was disgusting. - It was.
Are you ashamed?
Yes and no. I'm getting a bit of a...
...Bjarne Melgaard vibe. [artist whose paintings can look a bit 'disgusting']
Like, I'm ashamed but also not. - At his best?
I'm very unsure of the score here.
I just have to ask Olli, what was your experience?
I got closer to Erik, in a way.
But I didn't see things in a whole new perspective. I didn't see much.
Else, you switched roles with Olli. - Yep.
So you also saw things through Olli's eyes.
Was that nice? - Very.
It was very nice?
My dream is to be Aksel Hennie, but 15 minutes as Olli Wermskog
isn't too bad either.
Positive experience. Your thoughts?
My time as Else was both cheerful and dark at the same time.
I enjoyed it. - You made some good memories?
Yes, and I'm carrying them with me.
But it might not have been the most eventful day of your life.
No, but it was lovely to put on a tight slim-fit suit.
Very different glasses, right? - Yes.
Am I going to hand out the points? - No, you aren't.
You're not handing out the points.
You've told me about the experience.
That's enough. I'll be handing out the points
based on how I judge them. It's not that easy, I'll tell you.
That's why they give the job to a professional.
I...
Bjarte, you'll be happy again. You get 1 point.
1 point? After those underpants, I get 1 point?
That's insane!
Remember, it's about how to view this in a different way.
It seems like those blinkers
only made his vision more narrowed.
Okay.
Got it. - It's all about the experience.
Tara Lina, you get 2. -2?
Yes, you get 2.
Now you're thinking, "At least he'll only get 3."
But no, Else gets 3. - Yes! That's really good!
Yes. It also comes down to what I think Olli deserves.
I think he deserved Erik's masquerade.
So he gets 4 points.
Aksel gets 5 points for those magnificent glasses.
Here are the points. Let's see the total score.
The total... - No!
No?
- What's going on?
What? Is that right?
Yes. I should have had firework here too.
This must be the first time you're leading a programme this late on.
This bodes a little badly for you guys.
We haven't tried to cheat you to the top.
Maybe you've actually been good today.
Now I feel like I look in the picture there.
Now I'm happy! - Yes, exactly! That's lovely.
It's time to get moving. Still more points to fight for.
Let's go! You know what to do.
Yep! We're at the end of the road, almost. One task left.
We've moved up onto the stage.
You've each been given a balloon.
Behind you is a bunch of stuff on a table.
You're now going to make the balloon as heavy as possible.
You have one minute to attach as much as possible
to the balloon, and only to the balloon itself.
Once something's been attached, it can't be removed.
If the balloon bursts, I'll give you a new one.
If it bursts after your time is up, that sucks.
Then you won't have anything to weigh.
When you're done, you'll carry the balloon to the scale by holding only the stick.
You can't hold anything else.
You can't hold or support the balloon.
Whoever has the heaviest balloon wins.
Whoever has the lightest balloon, or no balloon, loses.
Okay. You've got one minute, starting...
Now! Let's go.
No, Aksel give me... - Shit, he took...
Well.
Try the best you can, Bjarte.
Yes. - That's the most important.
Whoa! - Fuck.
Oh, I don't like that it can burst...
Worried it might suddenly burst?
I worked in a balloon shop for many years, but I hated balloons.
You worked in a balloon shop for many years, and this is not your task?
Oh, fuck.
Thank you!
You get a new balloon.
And you get a new balloon. - Thanks.
The time is the same. - This won't work.
Oi! - Oh, damn it.
You're going for feathers, Else? That's clever.
It's mostly for the vibe.
Right. - Mostly.
Five... - Atle!
Four... - No!
Three, two, one.
And time's up.
This has gone to shit.
Right, we'll start with you, Aksel.
Look at that balloon. - Yeah, let's do it.
Here we go. - Exciting.
There's something on the scale, but I'll just take it back.
Bjarte, now we can weigh your balloon.
Bring along... Only the stuff attached to the balloon.
So annoying. - Yes.
Good! Else?
Oh, it's that much... - Wow!
Yes, that's good. - Is it 'yes' or 'yes!'?
Yes!
Tara Lina.
Bring it forward.
I'm feeling very confident about this, so...
If I can say that? - I guess you can...
No, I have to take it. - You don't have to.
-There you go. -Oh...
Yes. - Yes.
All done. You can take it back. - Thank you!
Erik!
I've attached everything to the balloon's strongest point,
which is the knot. - Right.
Are they attached to the balloon?
We have some results.
I have to do some final calculations,
and then we'll go through them down in our seats.
Yes. Yes!
We had a lot of really heavy balloons.
Indeed. - What are the results, Olli?
I've had a close look and calculated carefully.
Sorry, Aksel.
Yours burst after the time had run out, so I had no balloon to weigh.
So that's zero points, unfortunately.
Bjarte!
I had a balloon. - You had a balloon!
So you get 2 points.
Tara Lina.
Your rolls weren't attached to the balloon. - Yes, they were.
No, only one was attached. So I weighed it again.
40 grams, but third place.
Else, you had 225 grams. That's second place, 4 points.
And Erik, you had 425 grams. 5 points. Congratulations!
Strong! - That gives us these results.
Now for the really exciting part.
Who'll win today's show? It's...
Yes! - It's Else
who wins today's show.
Awesome! - Do you mean it?
Congratulations! - Are you serious?
That means you get to take home these five items
that you now want the whole world to know that you have.
So far this season, the score looks like this.
Thank you for watching, with or without glasses.
And speaking of glasses,
it might be a good idea to see things with new glasses,
as long as it's not Olli's glasses.
We'll be back next time. See you. Bye!
Original English captions: Vibeche Standal Dart (LinQ Media Group)
Additional transcription and translation by: u/msbtvxq
Proofread by: u/taskmastermaster
Translation produced in association with: Taskmaster Worldwide Inc @tmworldwideinc