"Abu's 100% lottery"
Welcome to Kongen Befaler.
Today, like every episode, we'll show you how our contestants
solve tasks to please me, you at home, and the man who has
recorded and overlooked the results of the tasks: Olli Wermskog!
Yes.
Yes, I've both overlooked and been overlooked.
Been overlooked? - Yes.
You feel overlooked? I'm really sorry.
Yes, that's my opinion. - Take it up with your boss.
I just did... - We have to move on!
Let's take a look at the prize the winner of this season will take home.
A bust in gold of me.
Sadly, the show is not only about this amazing trio,
but also the contestants on the other side of the stage.
Those who are competing for the bust are Snorre Monsson...
Amalie Stuve...
Anne Marit Jacobsen...
Abu Hussain...
And Alex Rosén!
Yes!
Today, I've asked you to bring something that is a big step for you,
but a small step for mankind. Big step for you,
small step for mankind. Amalie, what did you bring?
A big step for me, that's...
Plane tickets from last year.
It's been a big step into my stand-up career...
Maybe not a big step. But last year, I got into stand-up comedy,
and got to travel around a bit.
I did stand-up in Bergen, lots of nice shows.
In Førde, not very nice, but this is a family show.
I'm not going to get into that. But a very small step for mankind
that I burn up the world by flying and I give a little stand-up back.
I understand. It's not adding up.
And a huge step into my addiction to sedatives. I'm
really scared of flying. After all, it's a small step
for the manufacturers of these. - It doesn't sound
like it's beneficial to you either.
Yes, I got to do a lot of stand-up. A lot of fun, but yeah,
all in all, I guess I came out in the red.
Let's go to Snorre. - Yeah!
Big step for me, small step for humanity.
Let me take you to the second grade of high school.
The social studies grade was about to be set.
I was on track for a D.
I didn't want any of this. I wanted a C, so I...
You weren't aiming higher?
You were realistic too.
So I thought to myself...
In the last class, I thought, "I'll go for sympathy."
I bought a white cane on Wish, and arrived in class like this,
while my classmate walked me in.
I walked like this.
"Hey, hello? Hi? Yeah." And then the teacher comes, and I'm like,
"Have you spoken to my... Have you heard from the other teachers?"
"No, what...?"
I tell her that my tear ducts are swollen and I can't see very well.
So I have to use this, and my vision is limited for this class.
"Oh, yeah. Yeah, okay."
Then we sat down. And during the whole class, I was very verbally active.
I raised my hand and waited.
She went like this, then I was still sitting with my hand up. "Snorre."
"Yes." I contributed a lot to the class, talked a lot.
I ended up getting a C, actually.
You got a C? - Yeah.
Beautiful. Anne Marit.
One giant step for me...
And a small step for mankind. - I'll show you the big...
Can't say that, that I'm gonna show you my big step. No.
Show me a big step, you can't say that.
I can.
But you can't... - Gonna show you my big step.
Wow.
Wow! - Whoa...
Parody. An old lady can't wear something like this.
Do we want this? - No, do we want this?
My dream is to be able to walk...
But I can't fucking get them on!
Oh, fucking hell.
Here comes my big step. - Do you need help? Oh, my...
I must learn to walk the red carpet. - You know how!
I killed it when I was younger.
With even higher heels. Aren't they gorgeous?
You have to look totally relaxed. I can't do that.
Beautiful. Abu.
What did you bring that is a big step for you, but small for humanity?
As you know, Atle. I'm not a big fan of speed or thrill.
I know you're not.
Because of that, I've been having a hard time getting my license.
So I don't have my driving license and I'm 37 years old.
Don't judge me, okay? - No, I'm not.
So, big step for me, small step for mankind...
I've started on the written driving licence.
I don't think there's such a thing as written driving licence.
I've started the written driving test. And I took the theory test last week.
You took it?
Have you passed?
No.
But it's a big step for me to take it.
I'm going to make it this year. Been saying that for ten years.
But this year, I'm going to fucking do it. [Arabic] God willing.
Beautiful!
Alex. - Yeah.
This was a really big step for me.
And that's what you had?
I was on tour. And then I got sent out into the North Sea on tour there.
It was such a dry indoor climate.
I was doing shows. Then I woke up feeling really bad.
Okay. - I was really bad inside.
Inside?
A big step for me was this one.
What is that?
It's a haemorrhoid balm.
It was a big step for me, but a small step for humanity.
Five different things. Have you decided on the points?
I've been talking so much... Look how sternly Anne Marit is looking at me.
I'm not stern. - Arms folded.
Sitting like this and looking at me. - Learned you.
Amalie, you look so gentle, I'll give you 1 point.
You're the one I'm least threatened by right now.
Shoot.
I'm sure it'll come.
He's mad as a Turk on the corner over there.
Are you in character now?
Snorre, I'll give you 3. - Okay.
I'll take it. - That's a step forward.
You know what, Anne Marit? I'm so mean to you. I am.
I can't look at you and say that. 2 points.
- I only get 2 points?
One for each shoe. - I mean, that's...
For each shoe. - Excellent.
I know. - Thank you. Thank you for those two.
You're welcome. Alex 4. Abu gets a 5 on this one!
And that's currently...
Now, I want to get to know the contestants better.
That would be nice, I hope.
Could we see a bit of your life outside this programme?
A bit of your private life could be fun.
Could be nice? - You got it.
Wow!
Great. A Fisherman.
It's like a statue.
A ceramic doll? - Yes. Porcelain.
A porcelain doll?
Is it the Virgin Mary?
"This porcelain figure is now yours."
"Bring it to the most unforgettable experiences over the next 30 days."
"The figure with the best experiences with the contestant wins."
Yeah. That shouldn't be too hard with this life.
Did you understand? - Bring this one with me?
Somehow document it. - Take a picture of it?
Okay. Challenge accepted.
Any thoughts on what you want to do?
The first thing I think is that I'm experiencing very little.
I feel like I'm not having a very fun life like Alex Rosén.
Alex Rosén won't have a problem with this task.
He can just live his life.
I think Alex can do a lot of things in 30 days.
What would you like to do with it?
According to Herodes Falsk, [Norwegian comedian]
what a normal guy experiences in a lifetime, I experience in one day.
And here we have 30 days. That's 30 lifetimes. So...
It's going to experience quite a lot of cool stuff.
Look forward to it! - I can't wait.
Bye, Olli! - Bye!
It's the perfect way to see who you are outside of this bubble,
and not in the house. - You each had a figurine
to bring to the most unforgettable experiences over the next 30 days.
Is the bar set high? They have built you up quite a lot, Alex.
I've brought my figurine everywhere, and I've forgotten it everywhere.
It's so ugly, so you never remember it.
We'll save you for last. Then we'll see.
Shall we start on the other side? Snorre?
Start with Snorre? Good idea. - Snorre, you can explain.
This fall, or last fall, I was in a theater show,
'Uncle Pell's Mountain Hotel', a homemade farce.
And there, we needed a prop, an old treasure.
And this figurine got to join in playing.
So it played the role of an old treasure in this play.
Here we are in Oslo!
Here we are in Trondheim.
And here we are in Bergen! It got to be featured
not just on a tour filled with joy from the stage and the audience,
but a trip where we bonded and created unforgettable memories.
Who? You two?
Me, the treasure figurine, and the other three actors.
Yes, good.
Thank you very for that contribution. You sold it well. Amalie.
A little while ago, I was harassed for the first time!
Harassed. - Wow! You were? That's great!
I'm waiting in the subway with a girlfriend.
Then there's this guy who starts circling us. He's staring at us.
We're looking at each other like, "My god, what does he want? So gross."
And then he stops and does the weirdest thing
I've ever seen in my life. These pants have holes in them.
I can't really show that much.
What he does is he lifts up one leg like a dog,
and then he farts on us. - No!
Right? And we look at each other like, "Oh, no, this is disgusting."
I'm like, "Nice that he picked us."
And then he's pointing at my girlfriend and saying,
"That one was for you."
How disappointed do you think I was?
It's such an unforgettable... I'll never forget that.
Yow weren't good enough even for that?
Norway's worst at harassing, too good for me.
So I wanted to subject the figurine to the same thing.
Let's see a picture of that.
You've covered up spectacularly, somehow.
We'll come back to what value of spectacular.
But it was unique. Yes.
Anne Marit, what have you come up with?
You have made a kind of short film.
Let's take a look at it. - Yeah.
Yuck.
You've made art. - Yes, it's art.
You basically made art. - I'm a movie director, really.
This was great. - He's dying?
He is dying, he's drowning, and being...
You even had time to feel some emotions.
Right? Some feelings. - Almost a little sore.
A love story. - At least I softened.
Who should we go to next, Olli?
I think we should take a look at Abu.
Let's take a look at Abu. - You can explain a little.
As you know, Atle...
I'll say yes. - I'm not one for attention.
I know you're not.
And I rarely go to events or awards shows.
I don't like being on the red carpet, or things like that.
But for this figure, I did.
I was gonna take it out for a trip, to P3 Gull [P3 Gold music awards].
Yeah.
These are my best friends, with whom I do the podcast.
We were going to present an award, so the figurine helped present it.
While we were there, there was some partying.
And lots of celebrities. It got to meet lots of celebrities.
Wow! - Nora...
Look at that!
Gabrielle was there.
Chirag from Karpe was there.
Top shelf! - Yeah, yeah.
Get to sit at the table. - Yeah, standing there.
It must have been an experience. - Yeah, then I lost her somewhere.
Yeah, but that's also an experience.
Not sure where, but...
One more to go. - We still have Alex.
If you remember back, it was the guy with the rich life.
I brought it to Frøya, and I forgot about it.
Then I brought to Kolvereid, and forgot about it.
Then to Bergen and Stavanger, and then to the South. And Porsgrunn.
Forgot it everywhere. I remembered to bring it. I named it Yoko
because I thought it was from Japan, but it was from Spain.
I finally managed to remember it, and it joined me on a boxing week tour,
through the North Sea. - The North Sea?
I first did a show on Eldfisk. [network of oil and gas platforms]
Then I did a show on Ekofisk, and it got to join me. [another network of oil platforms]
There's got to be a picture of that. In a helicopter. Look at this!
There it is!
It was completely...
Really good! Yoko was in on it, sorting it out, managing it.
It was just before I got that haemorrhoid cream.
There you are, on Ekofisk.
There it is out on deck, on Ekofisk. - What an experience.
Spectacular. - There it is at the stage.
I was doing a show for the people on the shift. Talking and talking.
There it is in my room looking over at the other Ekofisk platform!
Yeah. We have to give some points here.
They've experienced a lot.
I'm glad you stepped up to the plate. It's hard to give 1 point.
Amalie, you get 1.
And you get 2, Snorre. No more on this.
And you know what you'll get Abu. 3 points. That was really great.
And, perhaps to someone's surprise,
it'll be 5 points to Anne Marit Jacobsen! And 4 points to Alex.
Lovely! - We have the scores. We can see...
In total today, the scores are...
Whoa, whoa, whoa. - Wow! It's close at the top.
For once you are last, Amalie. But there's still a lot to come.
It's time for some commercials. We'll be right back.
Olli, tonight is your night.
You get to experience what it's like to win, to win, to win, to win.
We're going into the lottery world. - Into the world of lottery.
You know what? Let's just start.
Isn't Olli's here?
Okay.
"Make a lottery for Olli. It must guarantee a win."
"The winnings must be real"
"and must be presented to Olli at the end of the lottery."
"The best lottery wins."
Yeah, here you can enjoy competitions and great prizes.
This is your moment, Olli. So you get to draw who's going to go first.
Look at this. - Wow, that's one.
And two. - Shall we sat two? You want three?
Let's do three then. Who's gonna go first, who's gonna go second.
What do they say, Olli? - Here it says Snorre.
And here it says Amalie.
And here it says Alex. - Alex, for the third one!
Okay, those three it is. - Let's go with those three.
Welcome to the lottery.
You have to think of a number.
27. - 27.
Let's roll it. There!
It's 48. You've won! It wasn't the number you were thinking of.
So you'll get this.
Tombola, tombola, tombola, tombola. Oh!
B14.
Come up here and get your prize.
Welcome to Deal or No Deal.
Olli, you chose this suitcase. We'll bring in the other suitcases.
O la la! Handsome girls.
So, Olli. I'm going to let you remove one of the two suitcases.
I'll take the one on the right. - Okay, we'll see what's inside
that you haven't won.
It turns out to be one million Norwegian kroner.
Unfortunately, they won't be yours. - No.
Your prize today, Olli, is that you...
will be allowed to do a task.
A letter and a rubber duck. - Letter and rubber duck.
"Get the rubber duck into the fountain without touching it."
Put it in there. - Happy?
Yeah, straight in.
You can choose to keep the briefcase or swap the briefcase.
Swap. - There you go.
You can open the suitcase and see what you've won.
Yeah, look at that!
There you have 20 pesos, and they are all yours.
Congratulations, Olli! You got Deal today.
Yes, Amalie. Deal or No Deal. A concept I think I've heard of before.
Or did you come up with it yourself?
What's best to say now? - It was in the letter, yes.
I made the dress myself.
You did. And you had good special effects.
Because you don't have two or three sisters who look exactly the same?
I'm not asking because you're at risk of being disqualified.
Then it already exists. Yes. Then I agree with that.
Snorre, was the assignment to do a lottery or a cartoon character?
One doesn't rule out the other.
No. I would say there was a lot of ceremony around the lottery.
A long way to the lottery.
Alex, is it okay that the prize you're giving Olli is stolen goods?
Was it? - The bird is mine, from the office.
Oh, I didn't know that.
"I just found it." - I found a lot of stuff in the house.
Before we conclude anything, let's look at the last ones.
We can do that without the raffle. There's Anne Marit and then Abu.
Are you ready?
Yeah. - For Abu's 100% lottery?
Here we go.
N36. - N36?!
G56. - Got it here.
Yeah. - I'm winning all of them.
Pick out which one of these three you think is my favourite.
♫ I'm gonna frame you in my heart ♫
♫ My love big ♫
Yeah. - ♫ Sighs and moans without prayer. ♫
♫ Peace, peace, peace. ♫
That was the second one. Third one:
♫ On a little stone, Ingrid was sitting alone. ♫
♫ Alone, alone, alone. ♫
It's the last number now. If I get the last one out.
Here we go.
G56. - Yes.
An ashtray.
Hurray! I win again.
Congratulations!
This is one of the best things that's happened in Abu's 100% lottery.
Check the last one. - Everyone are correct. I won.
That's correct.
Congratulations! You've won Abu's 100 % lottery three times!
Then I'll go with the "Love Store."
The first one. - Huh?
Yes, okay. The first one. Yes, that was right.
You won, and here you have a gift card for my future one woman show
for 100 people. Here you go! - 100 tickets?
Well, at least it'll be full attendance that day.
Here's the greatest gift of all.
Now, we'll celebrate.
My good man. You won, I won, we won, life wins, the world wins.
Awesome. A lot of winning here. - A lot of winning.
You were celebrated as a winner from start to finish at Abu.
You received the prizes straight after the draws.
I was winning all the time. - Olli, Olli, Olli.
You've been through five lotteries and won different prizes.
It's my turn to decide the winner. I have the jury's verdicts here.
And the jury is you? - That's me, yeah.
It says about Alex, "This is too easy and you're raffling stolen goods."
1 point. It's brutal. I can't defend this.
Snorre. "Fun character, but a lot of wrapping and little lottery,"
says the jury.
You. - Pretty harsh judgment.
Very. - How many points?
2 points.
Yeah.
You look pleased. - Yeah.
Amalie, 3 points to you.
"Plus for special effects. Minus for copy of existing concept."
I'll take that. Yeah.
Anne Marit is actually charming your way in here,
to 4 points. - Yes!
Although you didn't get the brief.
But the winner is Abu! - Yes!
Yes.
My watches are showing commercial time. See you in a bit!
I want a cavalcade of highlights.
Athletic and spectacular performances, like in the movies!
Like in a movie, where the trailer is always the best.
Athletic antics, you say? - That's what I'm saying.
Then you won't be disappointed. - Don't disappoint me.
Football?
I'm not good at that. - Football?
Goal. Done. No...
Do you have a favourite team? - In football? Yes.
Yeah. Cool.
Oh! "Score the most spectacular goal."
"The most spectacular goal wins. You have 20 minutes."
"Your time starts now!"
Do you want some spectacular goals? - Of course. I hope I get them.
I'm gonna show you a little bit of that now.
I thought we could start with Alex, Anne Marit, and Abu. Yeah.
Okay. I used to be a good football player.
Coach called me the lightning winger, probably ironically, but...
Is it spectacular with an old lady in a walker, with a football?
You're like...
I've got to get past that prick. - I'm supposed to be a defender?
Watch this. There.
One more time. Just got to pick up the pace.
Over. Fuck!
Now I'm gonna dribble.
Go, old people! This will be good.
Yeah!
No, fuck!
Fuck!
Solved it. Solved it, Olli.
No, fuck!
That was close. - Yeah!
That was so good!
Yes!
I guess it wasn't a conscious tactic,
but the fact that you miss it so much makes it spectacular when you finally
get that fucking ball over the goal line.
That was awesome. - Yes, it was liberating.
And there were wellies, and all kinds of stuff.
Bad equipment. - That was the reason, of course.
Actually, you're really good. - Really good.
On a slightly larger surface area. Yeah.
Do you have the number? How many attempts did he have?
We saw 16 attempts. And we edited out seven.
In waders. Looked like you got tired at the end.
I never give up! - No, you don't.
Anne Marit, I was worried when you walked in. "Pushed her too hard?"
Had we pushed you too hard? - Yes.
I'll give you extra for that. You even put in an opponent.
A very good defensive player. Yet you still scored, with a walker.
With a walker, on the first try.
Abu, you remind us that it's possible to push the boundaries.
That was the first try, straight in. - Absolutely fantastic.
But there are several spectacular goals left.
Absolutely! We have Amalie and Snorre left.
Most spectacular. Do we have pyro?
If we set the target on fire, and I run like Haaland, [Erling Haaland, Manchester United player]
isn't that spectacular?
I mean, I could place this anywhere.
It'd be fun if there was a goal up in the tree.
Yes!
I'm ready, Olli! - Yes!
The spitting image of Haaland.
Okay.
Here we go. - Yeah.
Gonna do a bicycle kick with flames. That's spectacular.
Yeah!
I don't have much time left. I think it's just gonna have to be a fire.
Flames!
Yeah!
Here are the matches. - Yes.
You'll light the fire, and right after, I start running.
I'm scared, I'm scared! I don't want to get too close.
Are you celebrating as Haaland? - Yes.
It's spectacular for me.
I don't know, Amalie. Did you look like you have respect for fire?
I do. That's right.
Never seen anyone run away after scoring a goal.
Snorre, you're showing it's okay to dream big. Maybe too big.
And your flames paled slightly compared to hers.
I like how you did the bicycle kick with a pillow under your back.
I didn't want to hurt my back. - You wanted to be nice and comfy.
Got to be careful with that tailbone.
That's for sure, at the age of 24. - Spectacularly pleasurable.
Fantastic.
There have been five spectacular...
Well, goals with varying degrees of spectacularity.
I'll give Snorre 1 point while the mood is so good.
One point?!
While the mood is so good. - No!
Then no-one cares much about it.
And it's 2 for you, Anne Marit.
I see. That's fine. I'm happy with the 2 points. That adds up.
That's exactly what I needed now. - Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Happy, happy! - That's good.
Abu, I'll give you 3.
I'll give you 3. I would almost give you 4.
That was before the flames came in. Believe it or not,
Alex is going to get 5 points for the spectacular path to that goal.
Yeah, yeah!
Sometimes you just have to demonstrate
what it's like to be a king, and what a king can do.
I'm giving Alex a 5 because that's what I'm entitled to do.
The right choice for me to make. - It's a conspiracy!
We're against the monarchy. - Get him out!
Here are the scores. In total, the scores are like this.
Yes, it's Abu at the top! Anne Marit in the middle.
It's not decided in any way. At least three can win.
Enough sitting, I said!
On your feet! We're having a studio assignment.
Yes. We're having a team assignment in the studio. Cosy, Snorre?
Very cosy. - You're on the first team,
with Amalie and Anne Marit, who I hope are behind the wall?
Yes! - Hello!
Hello! - Hello!
You don't have to say hello, Alex. You're on team two, with Abu.
I just heard hello. Then I'll answer.
Snorre, you're standing on this side of the unusually tall lining wall.
On the other side are Amalie and Anne Marit.
You will now be throwing teddy bears.
Get as many bears as possible into the pram that Snorre
is holding on the other side of the wall.
We play by the rules of tennis. You must throw teddy bears diagonally
from one square into the other every other time.
Whoever gets the most bears into the pram in one minute wins.
All right! Are you ready, Atle? - Very.
All right, we're gonna get this show on the road
in three, two, one...
Are you against the wall, Snorre? - Yes!
You start. - Wow!
Then it's your turn. - Oh, yeah!
That was a hit.
At the back of the same spot? - No, always diagonally.
Throw! - Yeah.
That was a miss.
Okay, now I'm throwing! - Yes!
Yeah... - Might pay to pick up the pace.
Then throw. - Picking up the pace, yeah.
Oh, too bad!
Okay, now I'm throwing! - Yes!
Nice! That was a hit.
Okay, now I'm throwing!
Yes, yes, yes!
It's a hit. - I'll throw it now!
Yes, a hit too. - Yes!
Okay, I'll throw it!
That was a miss. - Yes!
10 seconds left. - Here I go!
Hit. 10 seconds left. - Yes!
Hit. - Now!
Yes!
That's a point. You can leave the stroller.
Ready, set...
Yes.
No. - Miss!
Do more of a lob now.
A little farther.
Whoa, hit! - Okay. Go, go, go!
Missed. - Holy shit. Come on!
Hit! - Okay, okay.
Hit! - Okay.
Abu. - Yeah.
Hit. - Same style.
Did you think Abu had run away? - No!
Yes! - Hit it.
Now you've found... - Abu.
Found the rhythm.
Haven't missed since you started saying Abu.
Abu. - Yes.
It's a hit.
Abu. - Yes.
Ten seconds left.
Miss. - The last one!
Abu. - Yes!
Also miss. Three... - Abu.
Yes! - Two, one.
Missed.
Miss anyway.
Yeah, well done.
I'll count them. Then we'll do the summation at our seats.
It was kind of nice to watch. Can you walk us through the scores?
One team managed to catch seven teddy bears.
Wow! - Us.
The other team managed to catch eight teddy bears.
The ones who got seven teddy bears were...
Abu and Alex. That means Amalie, Anne Marit and Snorre get 5 points.
You managed to catch eight bears. So Alex and Abu get 2 points.
We can see a total... - This is really exciting.
Who will run away with the award on this show?
Shall we see who it will be...
It's Anne Marit and Abu with a joint victory!
The losers themselves? - How nice!
Come up and enjoy the beautiful prizes!
On today's show, even Olli has won the life lottery.
We've witnessed goals that neither Haaland nor Hegerberg can dream of. [Ada Hegerberg, Norwegian footballer]
The scores this season look like this. Tight. Anything can happen.
Thank you for watching. We'll be back next week with more fun.
I hope to see you then. Bye! - Bye!
Original English subtitles by: Linq Media Group
Additions and adjustments: u/taskmastermaster