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Oh, yeah!

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Come on!

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"Lots and lots of blood"

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Hello, at home.
Welcome to Kongen Befaler,

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the show that has taken five people's
clumsy and ingenious solutions

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to carefully formulated tasks
to become top-notch entertainment.

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And top-notch entertainment doesn't
come without meticulous effort

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from my noble entertainment doula,
Olli Wermskog.

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Thank you. I wouldn't want to live my
life any other way, plain and simple.

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One small question, Olli. Would you
like to introduce the next thing?

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Okay. Yeah.

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The winner of this season's
Kongen Befaler gets the only...

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maybe the only golden bust
in the world that's as big physically

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as it is symbolically.

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A bust of that
huge head of yours.

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Right. I guess
I should say thank you.

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I liked that.
- That was the last time.

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It's time to meet our contestants,
who have chosen to spend their lives

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fighting with their blood, sweat,
and tears to win this prize.

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It's Henrik Fladseth.

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Ina Svenningdal!

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Ole Henry Snildalsli!

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Pernille Sørensen!

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And Thomas Numme! Yes.

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According to my schedule, it's time
to crack on with today's prize task.

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What have you asked
them to bring today?

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I've gone for something quite simple:
bring something that's not dinner.

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Wide open task.

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Who would you like to start with?
- I'd like to start with Ina.

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Not very convincing, but okay.
- Okay.

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If anyone thinks this is dinner,

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they're sick, sick people.

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Because it's probably one of
the most disgusting things I know.

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I'm going to pick
this up real quick.

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I've brought the
snot of the sea.

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Oysters.
- Oysters.

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And that's...

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That's... I don't understand
who can go into a restaurant

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and pay enormous amounts...

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Very expensive.
- ...for snot.

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It's the snot of the sea, after all.
- Cold, cold shells.

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No.
- This isn't dinner.

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What about the texture?
Is that what you love the most?

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A suggestion for you:
she gets 5 points if she eats one.

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Five is a lot, but I'll give you
2 extra points if you eat one.

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Wow.
- But two more than what?

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Than what you get.
- Which isn't that fucking much.

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I'd like to thank you
for the suggestion.

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You just need to hold your nose.

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Don't think.
- Close your eyes.

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That's it.

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How did you do that?

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It's willpower.
- Yes, it is.

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2 points, then.

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I can't get a zero, can I?
- No.

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Okay... Nice start.
Thomas.

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What I've brought along
that's not dinner is this.

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Still exciting.

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You're unveiling something
that's about to be unveiled.

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I'm gonna need a little help.
I'm going to have a solemn unveiling.

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Hold it very gently.
- Okay. Now I'm really nervous.

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Because what I
bring is not dinner.

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But it has been dinner.

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No!

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Now I'm so...

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It smells awful.
- Damn it, man.

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It looks like...
- Get him out, then.

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It looks like dinner,
it's been dinner,

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but it's not dinner.

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No, it's not.

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It's the first time anyone's brought
a bowl of vomit, anyway.

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Fucking impressive.
- You're welcome.

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Scrambled eggs?
- Holy shit.

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You'll be happy to know
it's your turn, Pernille.

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Something else to focus on.
- Do you want me to hold something?

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I've done it a little differently.
I need to explain a little bit.

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When I did media studies
and photography and stuff...

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It's a little nerdy,
but image interpretation.

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It was about,
is photography true or not?

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Is it a picture of reality?

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We were showed a painting of a pipe
painted by someone called Magritte.

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Quite lifelike. It says underneath,
in French, "This isn't a pipe."

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It looks like a pipe, but it's
a painting, so it's not a pipe.

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I've seen it.

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A bit of a long intro.
- It's a nice one.

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Maybe not, because we
don't know what it's an intro for.

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I've brought something
that's certainly not dinner,

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and it's a painting
of a hot dog.

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This is not dinner.

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That's good thinking.

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That's good thinking.

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I had to play it safe in case
you thought hot dog was dinner.

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You can't say it's possible to eat
a painting of a hot dog.

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You've been thinking smartly.
Did you have this made?

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I did, yes.

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You made it yourself?
- I made it.

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You did?

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It's a painting.
- It's painted, yes.

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That's impressive.
- Good girl.

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I just thought,

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"If there's one task to commit to,
it's the dinner task."

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Immediately, I note that
Henrik fears the competition here.

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Lovely. Good answer, really.

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Henrik, we'll take you.
- Pernille, I hear you.

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And I raise you.
- With a hot dog?

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What isn't dinner?

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I brought a book by Henry Oddlo Erichsen.
[writer and self-proclaimed Nazi]

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"Being friendly with apparitions."

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Task accomplished?
- Yes.

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That's not dinner.

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"Come, hungry, we have a book
by Henry Oddlo Erichsen."

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Ole Henry, can you top the book?
- No.

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But we're going
on a little trip first.

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We're going back to 2012,

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when the Earth was supposed to end
according to a calendar, right?

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At that time,
my dad and I were home alone.

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He was going to cook dinner.
He took leftovers...

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Like the last meal
before the Earth ended?

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Then he combined a lot of good,
well-known dishes.

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Both Norwegian and foreign.
Then it became rice...

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Wow!

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This is true.
Rice pudding and fries.

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That's rare.
- I'd say this isn't dinner.

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But it's lunch.
- A good lunch.

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I'd eat this a hundred days a week
instead of another oyster.

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I agree with that.
- This is not bad.

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Sweet and salty.
- It looks delicious.

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It's hard to give rice pudding
and fries more than 1 point.

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That's dinner.

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That's lunch.
- A lot of dinner.

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You could eat that for dinner.

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Don't celebrate too hard, Fladseth.

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It'll be two.
- Then you're clueless.

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It was simple but good.
- Then you're clueless.

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Vomit gets 3 points.

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Well paid.
I'm happy with that.

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If you show up with your
own painting, it's 5 points.

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But it'll be four for Ina too.
- Six?

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That's right. Nice.

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Right.

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With the extra 2 points,
it's six, so you're in the lead.

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It was worth the hassle.

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But we're moving on.
Olli, do you know what I love?

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I love to laugh.
Laughing at humour! Like that.

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Then you might want to laugh now.
- That's right. I want jokes.

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Jokes from jokemakers.
The greatest communicators of all time.

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Professionals,
so it's extra-high level.

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At least you'll get some jokes.
- Oh, no.

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Hello?
- Hello there.

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Having a little coffee?

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Okay, then.
I'll be your entertainment.

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I see a little...
Now I see you.

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Like this?
- Hey there.

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There you are.

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I thought I heard you.

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Can't be more of a clown than this.
You want to be entertained?

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"Tell the best joke. The camera's
rolling for 15 minutes from now."

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"The camera's rolling for 15 minutes
from now. Best joke wins."

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Go right ahead.

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It's the worst task possible.

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Jokes and me?
No. Oh, my god.

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People say,
"Are you a comedian?" "Yes."

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"Tell me a joke, then."
I don't know one joke.

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I've got a proper fun one in my head,
but I won't say that one on TV, Olli.

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No. Is it coarse?
- It's a bit rude to a weak group.

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Maybe those born
slightly shorter than others.

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Come on, guys!
Don't sit around making faces.

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Obviously, it's home ground,
it's the best task you can have.

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You're jokemakers, aren't you?

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You're really good at this.
This is going to be great.

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At least, we're going
to get through five jokes.

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Where do you want to start?
It could be great.

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We'll start in Trøndelag.
We'll start with Ole Henry.

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You've got it.

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Then I'll go with a classic.

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Why do you want hydrocortisone
when you have a Shell card in Selbu?

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Peasant comedy with shifty eyes?

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I don't need any more.

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That's nice.
- It was very short.

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Can you say it one more time?
I couldn't hear.

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Should I stand?
- Please do.

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Please welcome Ole Henry Snildalsli!
- Thank you very much.

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This is from Selbu, I think.
The joke.

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Why do you want hydrocortisone
when you've got a Shell card in Selbu?

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Yeah. It's like...

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A Hydro-card-in-Son.
[Hydro was a chain of petrol stations;
Son is a town in Norway]

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A tip: you should keep saying it
just as quickly and slurred.

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It doesn't get any
better when it's clear.

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Very edgy choice.
Yeah, we get it.

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You're talking about a petrol station
chain that hasn't existed in over 20 years.

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It's not a hot topic.
- It's quite narrow.

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Pernille, I'm curious to see
what you've put together.

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Make yourself comfortable,
because now comes Pernille's joke.

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It's a three-part joke
with three jokes in it.

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It was my mother's favourite
joke when I was growing up.

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So if Atle doesn't think it's
that funny, I blame my mum.

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Right.

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There were three men that were
on a glacier climb in the Alps.

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They're nearly at the top and they're
about to go over a crevasse.

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Then two of them fall
into the crevasse.

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The guy at the top shouts to them,
"I'm running for help!"

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Then they shout from below,
"We'll stay here!"

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That's the first point.
- Yes.

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For them to have something
to do down there...

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He's got a bottle of whisky
in his backpack.

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And he shouts down,
"I'll send down some whisky!"

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Then they shout up from below,
"We've got ice!"

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Second joke.

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Then he runs down
from this glacier.

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Comes down to the Red Cross...
The Alpine Red Cross.

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It's probably in Norway.
It's not the Alps, it's a glacier in Norway.

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Not in Switzerland?
- No.

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Because it's the Red Cross...

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I can't bear to turn it
into something else.

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Then they stand on the edge of
the crevasse and look down at them.

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Then they shout,
"We're from the Red Cross!"

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Then they shout from below,

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"We've bought lottery tickets!"
[The Recycling Lottery benefits
the Norwegian Red Cross]

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That's the punchline.

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So that was it, really.

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The unused time that Ole Henry left,
you grabbed for yourself.

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But it was a good response.
- Yes, it was.

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A lot of good stuff.

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We've got several people
in line to tell their joke.

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We could do... Henrik.

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Henrik would do.

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There were two New Jersey
hunters out in the woods

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when one suddenly keels over.

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He doesn't seem to be breathing.

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The one hunter fishes
out his mobile phone.

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Calls Emergency Services, shouts,
"Help! Oh, my god, my friend is dead!"

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"What can I do? What can I do?"

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The operator answers,

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"Don't worry, I'm here to help."

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"First, we just need to confirm
that your friend actually is dead."

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It goes a little quiet,
then you hear a gunshot

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before the hunter's
voice reappears.

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"Okay, now what?"

239
00:17:04,120 --> 00:17:06,840
"The funniest joke in the world",
it said online.

240
00:17:12,600 --> 00:17:16,160
This is classified as the
best joke in the world, online.

241
00:17:16,240 --> 00:17:20,800
You wanted the best joke,
so I found and rehearsed

242
00:17:20,880 --> 00:17:23,680
what's called the
best joke in the world.

243
00:17:23,760 --> 00:17:27,960
Impressive. Do you think
it's the best joke in the world?

244
00:17:28,040 --> 00:17:32,680
I'm just asking.
- Absolutely not.

245
00:17:32,760 --> 00:17:37,560
We won't stop at this.
- Here comes Ina in passing.

246
00:17:39,280 --> 00:17:43,920
Hello. Welcome to
"Passing jokes with Ina".

247
00:17:48,280 --> 00:17:51,240
Hello. Do you have any cordial?

248
00:17:51,320 --> 00:17:53,960
No? Then stop mixing in.

249
00:18:03,600 --> 00:18:10,080
I'm never really sure about the
line between funny and corny.

250
00:18:10,160 --> 00:18:14,560
This one's got a bit of both,
doesn't it? Quite corny.

251
00:18:14,640 --> 00:18:16,880
Are you entertained?
- I'm entertained.

252
00:18:16,960 --> 00:18:20,920
We've got another one.
Let's have a look at Thomas.

253
00:18:21,000 --> 00:18:23,440
Do you remember, Thomas?
- Yes, I remember.

254
00:18:23,520 --> 00:18:25,560
Exactly.

255
00:18:25,640 --> 00:18:28,040
A joke? Damn it!

256
00:18:28,120 --> 00:18:30,280
Can I call a friend?
- Yes.

257
00:18:31,320 --> 00:18:34,360
Ingar Helge Gimle, I can call him.
[season 9 contestant]

258
00:18:34,440 --> 00:18:37,480
There was a service
at Fagerli Church.

259
00:18:37,560 --> 00:18:41,920
Many people were there,
children and adults.

260
00:18:42,000 --> 00:18:45,760
Then there was a little boy
who felt a strong urge to pee,

261
00:18:45,840 --> 00:18:49,480
so he got up and
went to the loo.

262
00:18:49,560 --> 00:18:53,040
That's when the priest came
up to him and asked,

263
00:18:53,120 --> 00:18:56,480
"Where are you
going then, my boy?"

264
00:18:56,560 --> 00:19:00,800
And that's when the boy said...
- I'm just going to the loo.

265
00:19:03,120 --> 00:19:06,680
"God be with you, son",
said the priest.

266
00:19:07,720 --> 00:19:10,000
No, thank you.
I prefer to go alone.

267
00:19:12,000 --> 00:19:13,280
Okay.

268
00:19:15,680 --> 00:19:19,000
That's a cute joke, Ingar.
Thanks for your help.

269
00:19:19,080 --> 00:19:22,280
Bye, Ingar.
- Take care.

270
00:19:23,280 --> 00:19:26,720
My, oh my.
That's strong stuff.

271
00:19:26,800 --> 00:19:30,520
How do you turn this thing off?
I don't know how you turn it off.

272
00:19:37,160 --> 00:19:39,800
Pulling out the big guns here.

273
00:19:39,880 --> 00:19:44,640
I had to find a
life-saving angel.

274
00:19:44,720 --> 00:19:46,560
You had to do something.

275
00:19:46,640 --> 00:19:51,040
I think the funniest moment
was when he couldn't hang up.

276
00:19:51,120 --> 00:19:55,960
I agree with that.
- The joke itself faded a bit.

277
00:19:56,040 --> 00:20:00,360
You've heard five jokes,
both in passing and all sorts.

278
00:20:00,440 --> 00:20:02,440
What's the verdict?

279
00:20:02,520 --> 00:20:06,640
I think you've been
good and brave.

280
00:20:06,720 --> 00:20:12,840
It's a bit hard to define
who's the best and who's the worst.

281
00:20:12,920 --> 00:20:17,000
Shall we go straight to...
I think it's hard.

282
00:20:17,080 --> 00:20:22,120
Does length matter?
- It could be too long, yeah.

283
00:20:22,200 --> 00:20:23,680
Absolutely.

284
00:20:23,760 --> 00:20:26,720
Could be too short as well?
- Could be too short.

285
00:20:26,800 --> 00:20:31,560
What about featuring artists?
- That's out of the box, definitely.

286
00:20:31,640 --> 00:20:35,440
Whether it's an advantage or not,
is hard to say.

287
00:20:35,520 --> 00:20:40,440
I'll give the best joke in the
world 1 point, just to be strict.

288
00:20:41,160 --> 00:20:44,880
What?
- 1 point for the best joke.

289
00:20:44,960 --> 00:20:50,920
1 point. I'm sorry to say it,
but that's how it turned out.

290
00:20:51,000 --> 00:20:57,760
It's never been done before.
- I think outside the box.

291
00:20:57,840 --> 00:21:03,400
No-one's ever given it a one.
- Well, there it is.

292
00:21:04,640 --> 00:21:10,200
What should we say?
You won't get more than 2 for Gimle.

293
00:21:10,280 --> 00:21:13,560
It's amazing that
Snildalsli will get 3 points.

294
00:21:13,640 --> 00:21:18,360
I didn't expect that
when I showed up here today.

295
00:21:19,840 --> 00:21:23,080
I didn't expect that.
- Selbu, did you get that?

296
00:21:23,160 --> 00:21:26,440
For the TV concept,
I'll give you 4, Ina.

297
00:21:26,520 --> 00:21:28,640
Then I'll give you 5, Pernille.

298
00:21:28,720 --> 00:21:33,960
I have to thank my mum.

299
00:21:34,040 --> 00:21:37,160
Here are the scores.
So far, in total, where are we?

300
00:21:37,240 --> 00:21:41,280
We're at two girls in the lead!

301
00:21:46,520 --> 00:21:49,680
We'll have a little commercial break
and we'll be right back.

302
00:22:03,040 --> 00:22:08,659
We often say that the contestants fight with
blood, sweat, and tears to win the bust.

303
00:22:08,683 --> 00:22:10,680
It's a tough competition.

304
00:22:10,760 --> 00:22:14,880
But have they ever fought for real
with blood, sweat, and tears?

305
00:22:14,960 --> 00:22:18,280
No. Not until now.

306
00:22:24,200 --> 00:22:27,600
Alright.
- I've seen this before.

307
00:22:28,600 --> 00:22:30,080
What's that lab thing called?

308
00:22:30,160 --> 00:22:32,800
Germs glass.
- Petri dish. Something like that.

309
00:22:35,000 --> 00:22:37,680
"Fill this dish with blood,
sweat, or tears."

310
00:22:38,880 --> 00:22:40,440
"Fastest wins."

311
00:22:40,520 --> 00:22:44,720
"If you fill the dish with the same as
one or more of the other contestants,"

312
00:22:44,800 --> 00:22:47,920
"the times are combined,
and the order is determined"

313
00:22:48,000 --> 00:22:49,960
"by the most liquid in the dish."

314
00:22:50,040 --> 00:22:52,000
"Your time starts now."

315
00:22:52,680 --> 00:22:55,600
Blood, sweat, or tears.

316
00:22:55,680 --> 00:22:59,480
Svenningdal,
she's crying her eyes out

317
00:22:59,560 --> 00:23:01,880
with a half-full dish already.

318
00:23:01,960 --> 00:23:05,440
Grandpa's dead, Grandma's dead.

319
00:23:05,520 --> 00:23:09,000
What a lovely, macabre task.

320
00:23:09,680 --> 00:23:13,080
Yes. It may be complicated,
but maybe not.

321
00:23:13,160 --> 00:23:15,920
The contestants will decide
whether to fill the petri dish

322
00:23:16,000 --> 00:23:20,000
with blood, sweat,
or tears as quickly as possible.

323
00:23:20,080 --> 00:23:23,720
If two or more go for the same liquid,
their times will be combined

324
00:23:23,800 --> 00:23:26,200
and the amount of liquid
will be crucial.

325
00:23:26,280 --> 00:23:29,240
Couldn't be clearer.

326
00:23:29,320 --> 00:23:32,120
Right. Shall we
see them all then?

327
00:23:32,200 --> 00:23:36,000
Except Ina.
Let's do that.

328
00:23:36,680 --> 00:23:40,920
If I do my artery,
will someone take care of me?

329
00:23:41,000 --> 00:23:42,840
It's a badass thing to do.

330
00:23:48,760 --> 00:23:51,520
Let's see... Ouch!

331
00:23:53,840 --> 00:23:57,320
At least I got some.
It's not much, but it's blood.

332
00:23:57,400 --> 00:23:59,320
Very few will go for sweat.

333
00:24:02,640 --> 00:24:03,700
Holy crap!

334
00:24:04,560 --> 00:24:06,680
Holy crap,
this is getting hot.

335
00:24:09,960 --> 00:24:14,440
I think I can produce as much
tears as sweat, so I'll go for that.

336
00:24:17,160 --> 00:24:20,760
If you just wait a little bit.
- Holy crap. This is gonna hurt.

337
00:24:21,560 --> 00:24:25,360
It's not painful,
it's just unpleasant to...

338
00:24:25,440 --> 00:24:27,560
I can't cut myself.

339
00:24:30,400 --> 00:24:32,880
Come on, sweat!

340
00:24:32,960 --> 00:24:34,680
I can feel it coming out.

341
00:24:35,240 --> 00:24:37,560
It's fluid.

342
00:24:37,640 --> 00:24:39,160
There's a lot in here.

343
00:24:39,240 --> 00:24:44,080
You want to blow on my eyes?
Cool. This really works.

344
00:24:44,720 --> 00:24:47,080
I've never asked anybody
to do this before.

345
00:24:47,160 --> 00:24:49,800
It's so great that we
could share this moment.

346
00:24:55,000 --> 00:24:59,480
I'll be happy when I see that
dish full of sweat. I'll feel proud.

347
00:25:11,120 --> 00:25:13,320
I think I've got this one.

348
00:25:13,400 --> 00:25:17,160
It's certainly quantity.
But was it the shortest time though?

349
00:25:17,240 --> 00:25:19,640
Here we go.

350
00:25:21,640 --> 00:25:23,520
Anything here?
- Yeah.

351
00:25:23,600 --> 00:25:25,800
Yeah, there's a little bit there.

352
00:25:26,440 --> 00:25:28,960
It's kind of ours.

353
00:25:29,920 --> 00:25:32,360
It's our little tear baby.

354
00:25:32,440 --> 00:25:36,280
I need a piss.
That won't do? No.

355
00:25:36,360 --> 00:25:41,880
Aren't there a lot of the same
ingredients in piss as in tears?

356
00:25:46,200 --> 00:25:47,760
Same ingredients.

357
00:25:47,840 --> 00:25:52,680
Anything you find in tears,
you'll find in that. Thank you.

358
00:25:57,880 --> 00:26:00,680
There it was!

359
00:26:00,760 --> 00:26:06,120
I have to ask, do you think that
tears and pee are the same thing?

360
00:26:06,200 --> 00:26:10,400
When you pee,
is your penis crying?

361
00:26:11,960 --> 00:26:14,480
Everything you find
in tears is also found in piss.

362
00:26:14,560 --> 00:26:18,560
I hear you say that.
- Not true!

363
00:26:18,640 --> 00:26:21,640
All that mess you have
in tears is also in piss.

364
00:26:21,720 --> 00:26:26,840
Everything you find in bread is also
found in cake, but it's not the same.

365
00:26:26,920 --> 00:26:31,000
If a tree falls in the woods and no
one hears it, did it make a sound?

366
00:26:31,080 --> 00:26:32,988
It's philosophy!

367
00:26:34,067 --> 00:26:37,080
And that's your strongest card.

368
00:26:37,160 --> 00:26:38,760
You got it!

369
00:26:38,840 --> 00:26:40,960
You got it.
It's not the same.

370
00:26:41,040 --> 00:26:45,040
If you're on a first date,
watching a romantic comedy,

371
00:26:45,120 --> 00:26:48,000
and you're wiping
pee with Kleenex...

372
00:26:48,080 --> 00:26:51,400
It's not like there's
gonna be another date.

373
00:26:51,480 --> 00:26:53,880
The rest of you went for
blood, sweat, and tears.

374
00:26:53,960 --> 00:26:57,440
You guys are in pretty good
shape before we watch Ina.

375
00:26:57,520 --> 00:27:00,040
Yes, they are.

376
00:27:00,120 --> 00:27:02,560
Ole Henry...
I can give you some numbers.

377
00:27:02,640 --> 00:27:08,360
Ole Henry, you filled it
in 45 minutes and 23 seconds.

378
00:27:08,440 --> 00:27:11,560
Yes. That was good.
- Pernille, you took 7 minutes.

379
00:27:11,640 --> 00:27:16,960
And 50 seconds for Thomas,
who did one drop.

380
00:27:17,040 --> 00:27:19,640
Then it's all down to Ina.

381
00:27:19,720 --> 00:27:25,240
The contestant with the same liquid
gets to add the time that Ina spends.

382
00:27:25,320 --> 00:27:28,680
Then it's the amount of liquid
that determines who wins.

383
00:27:28,760 --> 00:27:32,320
Correct.
Less talk and more Ina.

384
00:27:32,400 --> 00:27:35,720
I hate Olli, I hate Atle.

385
00:27:35,800 --> 00:27:38,920
I hate Thomas,
I hate Ole Henry.

386
00:27:42,720 --> 00:27:44,360
Right, that's not gonna work.

387
00:27:45,400 --> 00:27:47,560
We got one now?

388
00:27:47,640 --> 00:27:48,640
Fuck.

389
00:27:50,040 --> 00:27:51,240
There we go!

390
00:27:51,320 --> 00:27:53,520
Oh, my god, I punctured a...

391
00:27:53,600 --> 00:27:58,040
Look at this!
Lots and lots of blood.

392
00:28:01,320 --> 00:28:03,040
Right.

393
00:28:05,560 --> 00:28:09,560
Talk about creating suspense.
Nice to have a bit of blood as well.

394
00:28:09,640 --> 00:28:13,520
Playing with your blood,
that's when it gets pretty nasty.

395
00:28:13,600 --> 00:28:17,400
Now that you've seen the others
and yourself, are you happy?

396
00:28:17,480 --> 00:28:22,680
Yes, actually. I mean,
I got quite a few drops.

397
00:28:22,760 --> 00:28:27,880
You got more than Thomas.
Why don't we go over the scoreboard?

398
00:28:27,960 --> 00:28:32,680
That's just piss in every way.

399
00:28:32,760 --> 00:28:35,040
It's just piss, yeah.
No doubt about it.

400
00:28:35,120 --> 00:28:39,800
Is it going to be a disqualification?
- It is a disqualification.

401
00:28:39,880 --> 00:28:43,360
No points.
- You could have had one. Zero.

402
00:28:43,440 --> 00:28:46,120
Ole Henry,
it'll be penultimate for you.

403
00:28:46,200 --> 00:28:50,080
Then we combine the times of Ina
and Thomas. You had more blood.

404
00:28:50,160 --> 00:28:53,840
That's second place.
First place, Pernille, that's yours.

405
00:28:53,920 --> 00:28:56,520
5 points. Congratulations.

406
00:29:04,080 --> 00:29:07,960
It's been a rough day for
the contestants, at least some.

407
00:29:08,040 --> 00:29:12,240
Pretty much everybody.
Now, it's time for you to relax

408
00:29:12,320 --> 00:29:16,440
and recuperate a bit.
What do you think of then, Olli?

409
00:29:16,520 --> 00:29:20,560
A lot of people think it's
relaxing to be with their pets,

410
00:29:20,640 --> 00:29:24,880
play golf... A lot of things.
- A lot, and I want to see that.

411
00:29:24,960 --> 00:29:29,040
Both, together.
- Oh, right. Here it comes.

412
00:29:37,200 --> 00:29:39,360
Hi.
- Hi.

413
00:29:40,640 --> 00:29:42,560
Golf, right?
- Golf.

414
00:29:42,640 --> 00:29:44,080
Hole one.

415
00:29:44,160 --> 00:29:45,360
Par two.

416
00:29:45,440 --> 00:29:47,320
Oh, there's a golf course.

417
00:29:47,400 --> 00:29:51,960
There's a hole.
That's not a golf ball.

418
00:29:53,200 --> 00:29:57,040
"Hit a meatball into the
golf hole from this tee."

419
00:29:57,120 --> 00:29:58,400
"The fewest shots wins."

420
00:29:58,480 --> 00:30:01,920
"Normal golf etiquette applies
from now until the end of the task."

421
00:30:02,000 --> 00:30:03,960
"The task begins now."

422
00:30:06,040 --> 00:30:09,360
They're not fond of
meatballs at all, I presume.

423
00:30:09,440 --> 00:30:11,320
Them?
- Unless they haven't eaten.

424
00:30:11,400 --> 00:30:13,840
I think they like meatballs.

425
00:30:16,680 --> 00:30:18,640
The fewest shots, right.

426
00:30:20,800 --> 00:30:21,920
That was fun.

427
00:30:22,000 --> 00:30:25,280
Aye-aye-aye!
Okay, sorry.

428
00:30:25,360 --> 00:30:27,480
Yeah. Okay, yeah.

429
00:30:27,560 --> 00:30:30,000
So I'm just gonna hit
some golf here, guys.

430
00:30:33,320 --> 00:30:36,000
Time for a break.
Yes, it's got commercials in it.

431
00:30:36,080 --> 00:30:38,200
We'll be right back
with more Kongen Befaler.

432
00:30:48,520 --> 00:30:51,400
Some real relaxation
and recuperation there.

433
00:30:51,480 --> 00:30:53,440
The best of both worlds.

434
00:30:53,520 --> 00:30:57,960
Hit a meatball or more into the hole
using the least number of shots.

435
00:30:58,040 --> 00:31:02,080
If the meatball disappears,
they must redo the shot.

436
00:31:02,160 --> 00:31:06,840
The contestants only have the
meatballs that are in the bucket.

437
00:31:06,920 --> 00:31:10,760
It's pretty straightforward.
Anyone you'd recommend starting with?

438
00:31:10,840 --> 00:31:16,560
I've split them into two groups
of the same size egos, overall.

439
00:31:16,640 --> 00:31:19,920
Four in one group
and Henrik in the other.

440
00:31:21,160 --> 00:31:25,280
Then we'll start
with those four.

441
00:31:25,360 --> 00:31:27,640
Then we'll go like this. Wait.

442
00:31:31,960 --> 00:31:34,120
No!

443
00:31:34,200 --> 00:31:38,880
Hello. No. No!

444
00:31:38,960 --> 00:31:42,160
No, sit. Sit! Here!

445
00:31:43,160 --> 00:31:45,200
I'm a dog whisperer.
- Are you?

446
00:31:45,280 --> 00:31:47,520
Wow.
- No, hello!

447
00:31:47,600 --> 00:31:50,880
Stay. Sit. Stay. Stay.

448
00:31:50,960 --> 00:31:52,080
Stay. No.

449
00:31:55,000 --> 00:31:56,040
No!

450
00:31:57,240 --> 00:31:59,120
No!

451
00:32:00,240 --> 00:32:01,880
Yes, sit. Sit.

452
00:32:01,960 --> 00:32:03,280
Stay.

453
00:32:03,680 --> 00:32:09,360
Stay.

454
00:32:09,440 --> 00:32:11,560
Watch. There.

455
00:32:11,640 --> 00:32:13,040
There. Shit.

456
00:32:20,640 --> 00:32:23,520
I'll just hit it. No!

457
00:32:29,840 --> 00:32:31,680
That's one.
- That's one.

458
00:32:31,760 --> 00:32:35,360
Stay. No. Stay!

459
00:32:35,440 --> 00:32:37,040
No, no. Stay!

460
00:32:37,920 --> 00:32:39,880
Stay.

461
00:32:39,960 --> 00:32:41,360
There! Up there.

462
00:32:41,440 --> 00:32:44,200
No!

463
00:32:45,520 --> 00:32:47,200
Let's see, then.

464
00:32:47,280 --> 00:32:49,960
That's one.
- I'm pretty happy with that.

465
00:32:50,960 --> 00:32:52,640
Look at that.

466
00:32:52,720 --> 00:32:55,680
Okay. Five.

467
00:32:56,840 --> 00:32:59,360
Okay. They're on to something else.
Seven...

468
00:32:59,440 --> 00:33:00,920
Hello!

469
00:33:15,520 --> 00:33:18,040
Fuck! No!

470
00:33:21,160 --> 00:33:23,480
You're not getting
that, are you?

471
00:33:23,560 --> 00:33:26,160
How many have you got left now?
- One ball.

472
00:33:27,800 --> 00:33:30,560
No, bloody hell.

473
00:33:30,640 --> 00:33:33,160
Then it's from here you have to hit.
- Stay.

474
00:33:33,960 --> 00:33:34,960
Stay.

475
00:33:36,480 --> 00:33:38,680
Yes! Stay.

476
00:33:38,760 --> 00:33:40,960
That's it. Hello.
- No!

477
00:33:43,200 --> 00:33:44,320
No!

478
00:33:45,200 --> 00:33:46,920
No! I said "stay"!

479
00:33:49,040 --> 00:33:51,280
Oh, it's so close!

480
00:33:51,360 --> 00:33:53,120
No...

481
00:33:54,760 --> 00:33:58,600
So close,
yet so far away.

482
00:34:06,480 --> 00:34:10,240
Six. That's it.
- That wasn't great.

483
00:34:10,720 --> 00:34:11,880
Stay.

484
00:34:15,680 --> 00:34:16,680
No!

485
00:34:19,960 --> 00:34:21,280
Stay.

486
00:34:22,160 --> 00:34:23,680
Stay.

487
00:34:24,440 --> 00:34:28,240
Stay. Stay.

488
00:34:28,320 --> 00:34:30,280
Yes! Go on!

489
00:34:31,840 --> 00:34:33,800
That was fun.
Yes, come!

490
00:34:34,440 --> 00:34:36,280
Come on.
You guys did so good!

491
00:34:36,360 --> 00:34:39,200
You guys did great.

492
00:34:44,160 --> 00:34:48,000
Thomas, did it feel good to lower
your heart rate with a little golf?

493
00:34:48,080 --> 00:34:50,800
Lovely. I don't think
I've ever laughed more.

494
00:34:50,880 --> 00:34:56,520
I bend down, get up, and there
come the dogs. I laughed so hard.

495
00:34:56,600 --> 00:35:01,200
They're efficient.
- I lost all my competitiveness.

496
00:35:01,280 --> 00:35:04,920
I had so much fun.

497
00:35:05,000 --> 00:35:08,600
What were you doing, Ina?
They were not interested at all.

498
00:35:08,680 --> 00:35:14,640
Did you throw a lot out to the side?
- It seems like they were very full.

499
00:35:14,720 --> 00:35:17,960
You were after me.
- Could be.

500
00:35:18,040 --> 00:35:21,760
If you were last that day,
you might be right about that.

501
00:35:21,840 --> 00:35:27,320
That was impressive.
- Some dogs may have diarrhoea now.

502
00:35:27,400 --> 00:35:34,080
Ina wasn't bothered by the dogs,
but still needed 11 strokes.

503
00:35:34,160 --> 00:35:38,960
Ready for the next group,
Group Henrik? Let's look at Henrik.

504
00:35:39,040 --> 00:35:42,920
Oh, right.
Exactly, yeah. Okay.

505
00:35:45,360 --> 00:35:47,600
I'll have to tame
a dog first then.

506
00:35:47,680 --> 00:35:49,640
Here. Sit.

507
00:35:49,720 --> 00:35:50,840
Sit. Stay.

508
00:35:50,920 --> 00:35:52,240
Stay.

509
00:35:56,200 --> 00:35:57,680
Okay. Where were we?

510
00:36:00,160 --> 00:36:05,000
That's really good. Yeah.
- That's one.

511
00:36:05,080 --> 00:36:06,960
There you go.
Look at that!

512
00:36:08,200 --> 00:36:10,600
I'm happy.
I'll let the dogs out then.

513
00:36:10,680 --> 00:36:12,480
Yes. Good!

514
00:36:12,560 --> 00:36:14,800
Here. Good.

515
00:36:14,880 --> 00:36:16,480
Bye.
- Bye.

516
00:36:21,480 --> 00:36:23,280
Right.

517
00:36:25,860 --> 00:36:30,180
It was a little painful to
see you lock up the dogs.

518
00:36:30,360 --> 00:36:34,800
Even those pleading eyes weren't
enough, with your competitiveness.

519
00:36:34,880 --> 00:36:37,120
The dogs got loads
of meatballs afterwards.

520
00:36:37,200 --> 00:36:39,840
Competitively,
that was good thinking.

521
00:36:39,920 --> 00:36:45,400
To all of you at home
getting on with your angry letters,

522
00:36:45,480 --> 00:36:49,600
I'd appreciate it if you'd send them
directly to Henrik and not to me.

523
00:36:49,680 --> 00:36:53,632
Olli, the results.
- Thomas, it's a DNF.

524
00:36:53,633 --> 00:36:56,520
"Did not finish".
Zero points.

525
00:36:56,800 --> 00:37:00,120
Out of meatballs.
- But a good day at work.

526
00:37:00,200 --> 00:37:01,800
Pernille: 16 strokes.

527
00:37:01,880 --> 00:37:03,760
Ina: 11 strokes.

528
00:37:03,840 --> 00:37:06,800
Ole Henry: 10 strokes.
- Good.

529
00:37:06,880 --> 00:37:11,360
Even more impressive,
three strokes.

530
00:37:11,440 --> 00:37:14,000
And 5 points.

531
00:37:14,080 --> 00:37:16,240
5 points.
- Lovely.

532
00:37:16,320 --> 00:37:20,400
Bounced back a bit there.
Here are the scores from this round.

533
00:37:20,480 --> 00:37:24,320
Finally 5 points to Henrik.
Shall we see where we're at?

534
00:37:24,400 --> 00:37:26,920
I guess...
It's hard to say.

535
00:37:27,000 --> 00:37:32,960
Wow! The girls are at the top.
It's close at the top: 17-17.

536
00:37:33,040 --> 00:37:35,920
It's going to be exciting
before the very last task.

537
00:37:36,000 --> 00:37:38,720
The studio task.
Get up!

538
00:37:49,440 --> 00:37:53,240
Yes. We're going
to play balloon roulette.

539
00:37:53,320 --> 00:37:55,960
There are four balloons.
There are five of you.

540
00:37:56,040 --> 00:38:01,000
When I press "start", the machine
will release the balloons.

541
00:38:01,080 --> 00:38:04,840
They'll whizz around,
and you need to get a balloon.

542
00:38:04,920 --> 00:38:09,320
If you don't have a balloon,
you lose and can go sit on the bench.

543
00:38:09,400 --> 00:38:11,080
Then we'll reload the machine,

544
00:38:11,160 --> 00:38:14,920
and it's another round with one less
balloon and one less contestant.

545
00:38:15,000 --> 00:38:16,728
You have questions, Pernille.

546
00:38:16,752 --> 00:38:18,480
Are you sure it's a machine?

547
00:38:18,560 --> 00:38:21,520
Yes. Are you ready?

548
00:38:21,600 --> 00:38:22,800
Yes!
- Great.

549
00:38:22,880 --> 00:38:28,240
I'll release the balloons
when I press in three, two, one...

550
00:38:32,600 --> 00:38:33,720
No!

551
00:38:35,240 --> 00:38:36,440
No!

552
00:38:37,480 --> 00:38:41,520
I thought I had that one.
- I slipped on the carpet.

553
00:38:41,600 --> 00:38:43,520
Pernille, did you lose?
- Yes.

554
00:38:43,600 --> 00:38:48,560
Go and have a seat,
and we'll reload the machine.

555
00:38:50,040 --> 00:38:54,400
I'll just get the balloons up.
Let's see. I need to press the...

556
00:38:54,480 --> 00:38:57,840
How does that machine work?
Where did you get it?

557
00:38:57,920 --> 00:39:02,760
I made it myself. Do you have any
more questions about the machine?

558
00:39:02,840 --> 00:39:06,360
Let's see here...
That's how the machine works.

559
00:39:06,440 --> 00:39:10,000
Then I'll just do this.
There's the machine.

560
00:39:10,080 --> 00:39:12,760
Let's take that down.

561
00:39:14,120 --> 00:39:18,040
Then I'll load the machine
with three balloons.

562
00:39:18,120 --> 00:39:20,400
There's three
balloons coming up.

563
00:39:20,480 --> 00:39:24,000
One balloon, two balloon,
three balloon.

564
00:39:24,080 --> 00:39:25,920
And here we go.

565
00:39:33,320 --> 00:39:34,680
Get in here!

566
00:39:36,520 --> 00:39:41,600
Thomas, why don't you go sit down?
The rest of you, line up.

567
00:39:41,680 --> 00:39:43,480
I picked the wrong balloon.

568
00:39:43,560 --> 00:39:44,840
The machine is reloaded.

569
00:39:44,920 --> 00:39:47,600
This time, both balloons
up at the same time. There.

570
00:39:47,680 --> 00:39:49,280
There you go.

571
00:39:49,360 --> 00:39:51,520
We'll start...

572
00:39:52,960 --> 00:39:54,440
Woah.

573
00:39:59,640 --> 00:40:01,400
Are you okay?
- Yes.

574
00:40:02,640 --> 00:40:05,440
Did Ina get it?
- Ole Henry.

575
00:40:06,200 --> 00:40:09,160
The machine's loaded.
It's the finale machine.

576
00:40:09,240 --> 00:40:10,600
There it comes up...

577
00:40:12,040 --> 00:40:15,200
It's not just the final machine,
it's the final round.

578
00:40:16,800 --> 00:40:20,560
It'll be interesting to see
where it goes. Here we go...

579
00:40:21,200 --> 00:40:25,120
No! No!

580
00:40:27,600 --> 00:40:29,800
We have a winner.

581
00:40:29,880 --> 00:40:33,320
Let's do the recap
down in our seats.

582
00:40:33,920 --> 00:40:35,520
Look at that.

583
00:40:45,640 --> 00:40:47,160
Yes.

584
00:40:47,240 --> 00:40:50,720
First of all, thank you for
your effort. That was full-on.

585
00:40:50,800 --> 00:40:54,800
That was intense.
- The scores come here.

586
00:40:54,880 --> 00:40:56,760
Pernille: 1 point.
Thomas: 2.

587
00:40:56,840 --> 00:40:58,400
Ole Henry: 3.
Ina: 4.

588
00:40:58,480 --> 00:41:00,840
Henrik: 5 points.

589
00:41:03,760 --> 00:41:08,600
The scores are up on the board.
Who will win today's show?

590
00:41:08,680 --> 00:41:10,000
It's a bit uncertain.

591
00:41:10,080 --> 00:41:12,240
The winner is...

592
00:41:12,320 --> 00:41:14,720
Ina!

593
00:41:14,800 --> 00:41:20,680
Ina wins today's show.
Awesome. Many congratulations!

594
00:41:20,760 --> 00:41:26,400
Lucky you, bringing home a
bunch of things that aren't dinner.

595
00:41:26,480 --> 00:41:28,040
That was great.

596
00:41:28,120 --> 00:41:32,240
Today, we've finally concluded
that tears and urine aren't the same,

597
00:41:32,320 --> 00:41:36,160
so don't urinate over spilled milk.
We'll be back next time.

598
00:41:36,240 --> 00:41:40,560
If you enjoyed this show,
you're going to love the next one.

599
00:41:40,640 --> 00:41:43,000
See you.
- Bye.

600
00:41:45,833 --> 00:41:48,533
Original English subtitles:
Tommy Lund (LinQ Media Group)

601
00:41:51,267 --> 00:41:53,967
Proofreading and adjustments:
u/taskmastermaster

602
00:42:00,240 --> 00:42:03,360
One more, one more, one more!