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Oh, yeah!

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Come on!

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"Forward-heavy tower"

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Welcome to Kongen Befaler,

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which makes you think about
all the good that resides in man,

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but also to contemplate
all the self-destructive,

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distant, and pedantic things
that reside in Olli Wermskog.

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Thank you for that.
I'm doing the best I can.

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That's what's unbelievable.
Keep doing that.

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We can't demand more from
a man wearing two left shoes.

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Did you make a mistake today?
- No, it was intentional.

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It looks very...
There's no doubt.

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But never take a tip from
a guy wearing two watches.

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We're halfway through this race
about who can expand the household

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with one bust in gold of me.

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Those who fight and cherish
this bust above their own lives

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are Henrik Fladseth,

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Ina Svenningdal,

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Ole Henry Snildalsli,

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Pernille Sørensen,

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and Thomas Numme.

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Yes.

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Ole Henry, which other
contestant would you like to see

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with the same haircut as you?

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Woah.

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Pernille, you have it at the back.
- Yes, I have a low bowl.

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My hairdresser says that every cut
has a bowl cut as the foundation.

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And that's how your hairdresser
has created a profession.

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We can help you out and see who
would look better with that haircut.

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I think you would.

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I'll take it!

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But enough talk.

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As you always say, winning isn't the
most important. It's getting started.

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As usual, let's start
with the prize task.

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What did you ask them to bring?
- Something you're proud to have made.

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Something you're proud to have made,
plain and simple.

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Could be a lot of things.

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After all, I have an affinity
for starting with you, Ina.

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I like that you're starting.
- Thank you.

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I became a pandemic
knitter as they call it.

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And I never thought

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that I'd be able
to make my own clothes.

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But I've never been prouder
of anything than this.

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And it's...

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...a jumper that I knitted
with my very own hands.

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And I'm so happy with it.
- It's knitted so nicely.

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She's good.

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Yeah.
- And that's hard!

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Speaking of knitting needles,
which we talked about taking so long.

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Needle three and two and a half.

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Pernille, remember,
it's a competition.

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I didn't like it at all.

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Can you see if there are
any weaknesses with it?

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Weaknesses are often on the inside.
- I think...

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I'll look at the neck. Perhaps it
could have been slightly smoother.

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Could have been slightly smoother.
- It's a very sloppy neck.

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Shall we see how you've fastened
the threads in here.

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Should the ribbing have been
more ribbed, I wonder?

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It's up there.
- Yeah. I think so too.

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A bunad in the shape of a jumper.
- I know!
[traditional Norwegian costume]

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Alright.
Give it up for the jumper.

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Your turn, Thomas.

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I've done a few TV shows,
and I've got three lovely children.

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But the thing I'm most
proud of having made...

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It's this one.

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No!
- What?

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We're going to...
- Have you made that?

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We're going back to 1982.
- We're going to Spain too?

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I was 12 years old and I went
to a porcelain painting class.

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The same year,
the World Cup was in Spain.

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When you're 12,
you have lots of time.

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I was obsessed with
the World Cup in Spain.

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You didn't make the cup itself?
- The painting.

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In other words, it's made with a
love that only a 12-year-old has.

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And here you have nino...
- Wow.

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Nino Ito.
That was the mascot of that year.

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It was an orange with
football boots and a ball.

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Nice painting.
- That's what I'm most proud of.

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I give up.

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Good. Thank you.

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Pernille.
- Yes.

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I made my own pottery.
- We're at pottery.

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This is a nut bowl that I made.

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I threw it with my own
hands at a pottery class.

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When you were 12? Or were you 11?
- No, it was last year.

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It was a pottery class that
spanned an entire weekend.

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It cost 3,000 kroner to participate.
[£225 / US$300]

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I had envisioned that I would throw
and come home with a set of cups.

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There'd be a man behind you.

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I was supposed to come home
with plates and cups and dishes.

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This is what I managed
to throw in two days.

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On top of that, I stayed in a
hotel because it was far away.

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So the class itself,
I think, cost me 5,700...

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This one is 5,700 kroner.
[£425 / US$565]

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So, I could have bought it.

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But it's very nice and smooth.

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And I like that it's a little blunt.

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It has something to do with me
not being able to go any higher,

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but as a nut bowl?
There's room for nuts in this.

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Did you think when it was done,
"It might be nice for nuts"?

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That's what I thought. It was
originally meant to be a flower vase.

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And you're proud of it?
- I'm really proud of it.

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And it works really
well with nuts.

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Ole Henry, what have you got?
- I've been to a pottery class too.

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Have you?

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But I went with a
different price strategy.

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They said it was 150 kroner [£11 / US$15].
So I went to that pottery class.

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But it was 150 kroner an hour.
- That's expensive.

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I started on a cup,
and then I was done.

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And I came back. You have
to paint it, so it'll be waterproof.

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That's 150 kroner an hour too.

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Then it needs to be heated
in the oven. 150 kroner an hour.

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It's not only heated, it's fired.

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This cost 2,600. Hello.
- Look at that.
[£195 / US$260]

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And then I went for...

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Mine's a bit smoother.
- But check this out.

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I mean...

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Isn't it really hard
to throw a square?

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Yes, it's incredibly challenging.
- Then you need to squeeze more.

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I tried a new design,
so it's very... It's leaking.

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It's leaking.
That's the design?

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So you don't drink too much.
- It's a cup with a drain, basically.

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It's as tight as a sieve.

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What I didn't think of
with the square design,

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is that when you drink,
this happens.

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Yes, right.
- It oozes out on the sides.

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You have to drink from the corner.
- Like this.

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It looks classy too. Nice one.
There's a lot of pottery.

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It's a decent colour.

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Now I'm intrigued to
see Henrik's pottery bowl.

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Do you have pottery as well?
- Do you have a comment?

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I give up, as I said.
This is a beginner's pottery class.

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Promise you didn't bring a bowl?
- It's kind of a theme after all.

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I just need to go out and get...

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Out and get something.
- Wow, is it that big?

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That's...

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Wow!

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Well, well.

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Hello.

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Oh, my!
- A little...

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Yes.

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Believe it or not.
I made these socks.

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I'll say.

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But the child?
- Stop nagging about the model now.

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It's not your child?
- A lot of nagging about the model.

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In my younger days,
I knitted these socks.

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Socks, as you knitters know,
that's hard.

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So, very pleased. First and last
time I've ever knitted anything.

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Have you knitted those lice?
- Yes.

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You have?
- Yes, I did it.

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So it's really alright.
- Not bad.

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With those thin needles?
- Sure.

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They're slightly thicker needles
than the ones I've used.

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I'd love photographic evidence.
- This was 25 years ago, at school.

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But the boy?
- Stop going on about the model.

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It's absolutely... Yeah.

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Lovely. I'm ready to score.

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It's not easy to distinguish between
all this crockery as it turned out.

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Some are smoother than others.
- They're very nice in their own ways.

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They come so from the heart that
all three of you get 3 points.

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That's nice.
- Thank you, thank you.

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That's it.
- Pottery!

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It's a lovely jumper,
but I'll give you 4 points for it.

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I'm gonna give the socks a 5.
That's the most amazing thing.

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5 points!

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Right.

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You know when you're sitting at work,
in your seat, in your swivel chair?

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Absolutely.
I can relate to that.

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When you have a little break...
Let's make it 90 seconds.

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Have you thought about how far
you can travel without standing up?

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Yes, I have. And I suppose there
are five answers to that question.

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Swivel chair, letter,
man in suit... Garden.

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Shall I sit?

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It's up to you.
- Okay. I'm not doing that yet.

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Should I read the letter?
- Yes.

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"Get as far as you
can in 90 seconds"

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"seated in this swivel chair."

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"The task ends when you've
sat in the chair for 90 seconds,"

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"or when you're
no longer seated."

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People have embarrassed
themselves here. Jumped in the chair.

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I'm gonna sit down.
- Yeah.

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Okay.

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"The task ends when you've
sat in the chair for 90 seconds..."

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I'm so not surprised.
- I love sitting.

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You didn't think it might have
something to do with the task?

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But Olli went like this.
I fall for that right away.

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"Please have a seat."
Then I'll sit down. Polite boy.

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You're polite, yes.
- I did that to everyone.

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I'm not a suspicious person.

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They're supposed to move while
sitting on that chair for 90 seconds.

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Their time starts
when they sit down.

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For Thomas and Ole Henry,
before they knew what the task was.

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Let's get started.
We'll see everybody, I guess.

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But why don't we start with the
ones that have already started?

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Oh, here we go again.
- Time started when you sat down.

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Holy shit.

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No!

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I stopped the time.
- No...

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Holy shit. That's so low!
- Time's up.

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I got there. Not bad.

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We're done.

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Bye.
- Bye.

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Angry?
- Yeah.

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Because I can't think.

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I think I want to use a car here.

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I'm going to place it.
Let's hope it fits.

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That...

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Look how well it fits!

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00:14:48,320 --> 00:14:50,840
Look how well it fits.

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Now I've used a lot of
good thigh muscles to get...

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30 seconds left.
- ...around the tree.

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Then we'll measure the distance.

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There.
- There we go.

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I've gambled on the fact that
it's how many metres you've moved.

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Because if it's about distance as the crow flies,
I've only moved one and a half metres.

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Not that far.

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I can move it though.

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Three, two, one, stop.

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Right.

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That was fun.

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It'll have to be like this.

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Norway, land of fools.

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That's 60 seconds.
- This is good.

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There.

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Yes!

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Right.

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Henrik.

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Lovely streamlined
chair-shaping there.

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Well done. You did everything right.
- I'm happy with that.

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You don't look pleased.
- It's a beginning "cockiness".

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I've started nicely now.
- It's a very short distance

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from dissatisfied to cocky.
Always this far away.

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Ina, this was fun.
- Yes, it was fun.

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Quite the theme park.
- Oh, my god, I had a blast.

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And a full safety kit.
Good thing you were wearing a helmet.

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Damn, that was fast.
- You need to be careful.

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Then there was Pernille,
making her rounds. How to measure?

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The letter says to get
as far as you can.

239
00:17:08,120 --> 00:17:13,760
If you were to wake a
slumbering bear in the sun,

240
00:17:13,840 --> 00:17:18,680
you wouldn't just go for a walk
to get 1.5 metres from it's mouth.

241
00:17:18,760 --> 00:17:21,600
You don't go for the pretzel...
- You don't.

242
00:17:21,680 --> 00:17:24,520
Then you go as far as you can.
- Exactly.

243
00:17:24,600 --> 00:17:28,400
That makes it 1.5 metres.
- Damn it.

244
00:17:28,480 --> 00:17:30,480
Shall I do the rest?
- Yeah.

245
00:17:30,560 --> 00:17:34,120
It's not bad...
- There are lots of other bad ones.

246
00:17:34,200 --> 00:17:38,480
We just don't talk about it
because this was so clear.

247
00:17:38,560 --> 00:17:42,160
Thomas: 30 centimetres.
- Yes!

248
00:17:42,240 --> 00:17:44,400
That was cool.

249
00:17:44,480 --> 00:17:48,080
Ole Henry: 1 metre.
- No. Yeah...

250
00:17:48,160 --> 00:17:51,640
So in other words, Pernille:
third place at 1.5 metres.

251
00:17:51,720 --> 00:17:56,720
That's actually incredible.
- Ina: 123 metres. Henrik: 268 metres.

252
00:17:56,800 --> 00:17:58,160
Good job.

253
00:18:00,600 --> 00:18:05,320
It's fascinating that Henrik,
who drove a car,

254
00:18:05,400 --> 00:18:09,440
didn't get more than twice as far
as she does on a swivel chair.

255
00:18:09,520 --> 00:18:11,160
I'm surprised how far I got.

256
00:18:11,240 --> 00:18:15,600
A two-hour road trip takes just
four hours on a swivel chair.

257
00:18:17,320 --> 00:18:21,840
Here are the scores.
- Let's have a look at the totals.

258
00:18:21,920 --> 00:18:25,480
You're at the top, Henrik.
This is going very well.

259
00:18:25,560 --> 00:18:28,600
Otherwise, it's pretty close.
Nothing's decided.

260
00:18:28,680 --> 00:18:33,080
Let's take a little commercial break.
We'll be right back.

261
00:18:45,120 --> 00:18:49,240
Olli, can I get a
little personal here?

262
00:18:49,320 --> 00:18:51,120
Here? Now?
- A little personal.

263
00:18:51,200 --> 00:18:52,360
Yes, by all means.

264
00:18:52,440 --> 00:18:56,720
At home, I'm often told
I'm good at shrinking clothes

265
00:18:56,800 --> 00:19:00,480
when I do laundry.
A bit of braggadocio.

266
00:19:00,560 --> 00:19:02,960
Thanks for sharing.
That's brave.

267
00:19:03,040 --> 00:19:06,000
I thought I'd give the
contestants a very simple task.

268
00:19:06,080 --> 00:19:09,520
Everyone should win.
- Exciting. Shall we see, then?

269
00:19:23,560 --> 00:19:24,680
Hello.

270
00:19:26,600 --> 00:19:28,400
Jumper, right?

271
00:19:28,480 --> 00:19:32,480
Don't you dare touch it?
- Not until I've read this letter.

272
00:19:34,880 --> 00:19:37,360
"Shrink this jumper."

273
00:19:37,440 --> 00:19:40,120
"It must be presented
within 20 minutes."

274
00:19:40,200 --> 00:19:42,960
"The smallest jumper wins.
Your time starts now."

275
00:19:44,920 --> 00:19:48,000
What a task.
This is very, very good. Okay...

276
00:19:48,080 --> 00:19:51,000
The goal is to get it
down to extra small.

277
00:19:53,000 --> 00:19:56,120
Right. The task is simple.

278
00:19:56,200 --> 00:19:59,520
You have 20 minutes to shrink
the jumper as much as possible.

279
00:19:59,600 --> 00:20:02,640
So, we should get our
loupe and tweezers out.

280
00:20:02,720 --> 00:20:04,520
I wouldn't stress
too much about that.

281
00:20:04,600 --> 00:20:08,680
But let's see what Henrik
and Ina can do, for example.

282
00:20:10,200 --> 00:20:13,840
Shrink a jumper.
I could put it in a dishwasher.

283
00:20:15,240 --> 00:20:17,560
Okay. 70 degrees,
isn't that nice?

284
00:20:17,640 --> 00:20:21,040
When I take it out,
it'll fit a two-year-old.

285
00:20:22,400 --> 00:20:23,400
70 degrees.

286
00:20:23,480 --> 00:20:26,200
It doesn't say it has
to be shrunk physically.

287
00:20:26,280 --> 00:20:27,760
Here's your jumper.

288
00:20:28,840 --> 00:20:31,360
Pretty big.
- It's quite big.

289
00:20:31,440 --> 00:20:32,960
But watch this.

290
00:20:43,760 --> 00:20:46,920
Yes! Very good.
I'm happy with that.

291
00:20:50,960 --> 00:20:51,960
Okay.

292
00:20:54,840 --> 00:20:57,000
That was 20 minutes.

293
00:20:59,400 --> 00:21:00,920
Here we go.

294
00:21:05,960 --> 00:21:08,000
Henrik...
- Yes.

295
00:21:08,080 --> 00:21:09,240
5 points again.

296
00:21:09,320 --> 00:21:12,720
You really believe people are
at home in their living rooms

297
00:21:12,800 --> 00:21:19,160
thinking that we're those tiny
little people that live in their TVs.

298
00:21:19,240 --> 00:21:25,920
You've underestimated the audience
more than I thought was possible.

299
00:21:26,000 --> 00:21:30,720
Are you saying that you don't
acknowledge an optical illusion here?

300
00:21:30,800 --> 00:21:34,320
You're calling it an illusion?

301
00:21:34,400 --> 00:21:37,880
Have you seen an illusionist
just strolling away from the camera?

302
00:21:37,960 --> 00:21:41,720
"Look how small it is. Magic!"

303
00:21:41,800 --> 00:21:46,240
I agree that it's not getting out of
a safe at the bottom of the ocean...

304
00:21:46,320 --> 00:21:50,840
It's not Houdini.
- But it's an optical illusion.

305
00:21:50,920 --> 00:21:55,760
There are people at home and here...
- Who still think that jumper...

306
00:21:55,840 --> 00:22:01,760
"What's going on with that jumper?
It keeps getting smaller."

307
00:22:01,840 --> 00:22:06,160
Okay. Ina, were you given
the same task as the others?

308
00:22:06,240 --> 00:22:09,160
Yes.
- You're absolutely sure?

309
00:22:09,240 --> 00:22:13,840
It seems like you had the task of
"Make the jumper a tiny bit wet."

310
00:22:14,760 --> 00:22:17,840
That was perfectly accomplished.

311
00:22:17,920 --> 00:22:22,400
I kind of laid it...
You know where you put glasses.

312
00:22:22,480 --> 00:22:27,720
It would've worked better...
I've never looked inside a dishwasher.

313
00:22:27,800 --> 00:22:30,800
I don't know how
much water is in there.

314
00:22:30,880 --> 00:22:33,520
Are you happy though?
- No.

315
00:22:34,960 --> 00:22:38,480
Don't tell me we started at the top.
- Not at all.

316
00:22:38,560 --> 00:22:41,760
Here's someone who's
made a bit more of an effort.

317
00:22:42,360 --> 00:22:46,000
"Shrink this jumper."
Boiling it won't help, right?

318
00:22:51,280 --> 00:22:52,840
Salt.

319
00:22:52,920 --> 00:22:54,560
You added salt?
- Salt water.

320
00:22:56,480 --> 00:22:58,920
Are you gonna dye the jumper?
- Green.

321
00:22:59,000 --> 00:23:01,680
I think it'll shrink.

322
00:23:01,760 --> 00:23:05,200
If I cut out a piece,

323
00:23:05,280 --> 00:23:08,880
it's going to be this jumper,
except it's shrunk.

324
00:23:08,960 --> 00:23:13,200
I'm gonna make a
teeny-weeny jumper.

325
00:23:13,280 --> 00:23:17,200
This is going to be cosy to do,
whether I win or lose on this.

326
00:23:17,800 --> 00:23:19,360
There.

327
00:23:20,880 --> 00:23:26,360
It might be that I'm the only one
going for sewing a tiny jumper.

328
00:23:26,440 --> 00:23:28,800
I don't think Thomas
Numme would do that.

329
00:23:28,880 --> 00:23:31,440
I don't think he's ever
sewn anything in his life.

330
00:23:31,520 --> 00:23:33,320
Oh, come on!

331
00:23:34,000 --> 00:23:37,840
I'm thinking that
if this is the body...

332
00:23:37,920 --> 00:23:43,320
If I get some arms on,
I think I'm quite good.

333
00:23:43,400 --> 00:23:47,160
Now we have a smaller
version of the same jumper.

334
00:23:47,240 --> 00:23:49,320
A shrunken jumper.

335
00:23:51,760 --> 00:23:53,680
It's green, alright.

336
00:23:53,760 --> 00:23:55,480
Ouch, ouch, ouch!

337
00:23:57,440 --> 00:23:59,040
It's gotten longer, Olli.

338
00:24:03,320 --> 00:24:05,280
I just remembered
why I don't sew.

339
00:24:06,720 --> 00:24:08,840
This is a lot harder than I...

340
00:24:08,920 --> 00:24:11,880
Oh, come on. Bloody hell.

341
00:24:13,200 --> 00:24:17,840
Four, three, two, one...

342
00:24:18,960 --> 00:24:20,960
Time.
- There.

343
00:24:21,040 --> 00:24:22,040
Watch this.

344
00:24:22,120 --> 00:24:25,440
I'm actually happy with that.

345
00:24:25,520 --> 00:24:27,720
Oh, it's tiny!

346
00:24:33,160 --> 00:24:34,800
That was nice.

347
00:24:36,400 --> 00:24:39,400
The shrinking of the jumper is
a bit like wanting to sneeze.

348
00:24:39,480 --> 00:24:42,760
It's a bit tricky when it
really comes down to it.

349
00:24:42,840 --> 00:24:45,200
Ole Henry,
your jumper got bigger.

350
00:24:47,040 --> 00:24:50,160
Could it have gone any worse?

351
00:24:50,240 --> 00:24:53,160
And green.
- You read the brief upside-down.

352
00:24:53,240 --> 00:24:58,160
Yeah. I don't know why,
but I thought that would have been...

353
00:24:58,240 --> 00:25:00,240
It didn't do much good.

354
00:25:00,320 --> 00:25:04,200
But I thought, you don't
boil a woolly jumper.

355
00:25:04,280 --> 00:25:10,040
No, and that's good thinking. But...
- But then it got longer.

356
00:25:10,120 --> 00:25:11,880
Now I see a glimmer of hope.

357
00:25:13,480 --> 00:25:16,320
You shouldn't.

358
00:25:16,400 --> 00:25:19,320
Pernille and Thomas,
you went for the same solution.

359
00:25:19,400 --> 00:25:21,720
Thomas, what did you
think when you saw hers?

360
00:25:21,800 --> 00:25:25,800
It's more elaborate,
but it's a bit bigger.

361
00:25:25,880 --> 00:25:31,360
It was narrower.
- You give up quickly.

362
00:25:32,120 --> 00:25:34,360
Tried to be critical.
"That's true."

363
00:25:34,440 --> 00:25:39,080
It's nicer executed, but I was
really happy with the result.

364
00:25:39,160 --> 00:25:41,720
You were?
- Kind of the same as the cup.

365
00:25:41,800 --> 00:25:45,480
Where did you set the
bar when you thought,

366
00:25:45,560 --> 00:25:49,320
"This is my first shrinkage,
plus the first time I sew."

367
00:25:49,400 --> 00:25:52,800
I thought, I don't have
time for sewing. But...

368
00:25:52,880 --> 00:25:57,200
Cutting's fine. You cut out
a mini-jumper in 20 minutes.

369
00:25:57,280 --> 00:25:58,720
Were you pressed for time?

370
00:25:58,800 --> 00:26:00,520
Yeah.

371
00:26:00,600 --> 00:26:03,320
Why don't we get some results?
- Let's do that.

372
00:26:03,400 --> 00:26:05,760
Ole Henry, it'll be last place.

373
00:26:05,840 --> 00:26:09,880
Because it's biggest.
- It's bigger!

374
00:26:09,960 --> 00:26:13,280
You won't get minus points.
Be happy about that.

375
00:26:13,360 --> 00:26:15,880
Because it's 1 point?
- Yes.

376
00:26:15,960 --> 00:26:20,800
Nothing happened to your jumper,
so you share a third place.

377
00:26:20,880 --> 00:26:24,760
What?
- That's well paid.

378
00:26:24,840 --> 00:26:28,680
You score incredible points
even when you screw up.

379
00:26:28,760 --> 00:26:34,280
Then it's second place to Thomas.
Pernille, the smallest jumper.

380
00:26:35,760 --> 00:26:37,600
Very happy.

381
00:26:40,720 --> 00:26:45,640
There's one thing I've grown
very fond of in recent years, Olli.

382
00:26:45,720 --> 00:26:48,920
What's that?
- Swimming toys.

383
00:26:49,000 --> 00:26:52,520
You like splashing around in
the pool with swimming toys?

384
00:26:52,600 --> 00:26:56,520
No, I like transporting
swimming toys.

385
00:26:56,600 --> 00:27:00,160
Carrying them over my head,
putting them on the roof of my car...

386
00:27:00,240 --> 00:27:01,920
The higher the better.

387
00:27:02,000 --> 00:27:05,040
Not the toys per se,
but how they're transported.

388
00:27:05,120 --> 00:27:10,600
And how high. Let's have a look
at some transported swimming toys.

389
00:27:17,040 --> 00:27:18,640
Peekaboo.

390
00:27:18,720 --> 00:27:23,000
I see an A. Right...

391
00:27:23,080 --> 00:27:26,080
Bird, the letter A.

392
00:27:26,160 --> 00:27:28,720
Okay, right.

393
00:27:28,800 --> 00:27:30,760
There's a B down there.

394
00:27:32,400 --> 00:27:38,120
"Transport this swimming toy
on top of a tower from A to B."

395
00:27:39,120 --> 00:27:42,080
"The tallest transported
swimming toy tower wins."

396
00:27:42,160 --> 00:27:47,200
"The swimming toy must be
transported to B within 20 minutes."

397
00:27:53,120 --> 00:27:57,560
Pretty straightforward. The toy must
be transported on top of a tower.

398
00:27:57,640 --> 00:28:02,640
The distance to transport the toy and
the tower is from the super-sized A

399
00:28:02,720 --> 00:28:06,000
to the super-sized B
down in the garden.

400
00:28:06,080 --> 00:28:11,080
You can't miss them.
I'm looking forward to this.

401
00:28:11,160 --> 00:28:13,080
Let's get started, then.

402
00:28:13,160 --> 00:28:16,120
We'll start with Thomas,
Ina, and Pernille.

403
00:28:16,200 --> 00:28:20,520
I'll go with the most obvious,
which is to build tall quickly.

404
00:28:20,600 --> 00:28:23,800
It might be because I've been
thinking that skis are good.

405
00:28:23,880 --> 00:28:28,240
If I tape this together...
I'm not going any taller than this.

406
00:28:28,320 --> 00:28:34,120
My father was an engineer.
I'm not sure he'd be proud.

407
00:28:34,720 --> 00:28:38,880
It might be just as well that
he's not with us anymore. Sorry.

408
00:28:42,440 --> 00:28:44,080
Forward-heavy tower!

409
00:28:51,680 --> 00:28:53,280
There. Here we go.

410
00:28:53,360 --> 00:28:58,240
Maybe I can make a tower so tall
that I can reach it from the balcony.

411
00:28:59,920 --> 00:29:03,840
I'm going to attach that swimming toy
and transport it from A here...

412
00:29:04,680 --> 00:29:06,240
...to B here.

413
00:29:06,320 --> 00:29:08,120
Then I'll transport it from here.

414
00:29:10,000 --> 00:29:11,440
Oh, fuck!

415
00:29:14,720 --> 00:29:18,520
Shit. I'm bloody stupid.

416
00:29:21,240 --> 00:29:25,360
Come on, then! Fuck!

417
00:29:31,320 --> 00:29:32,520
Damn it!

418
00:29:33,960 --> 00:29:35,880
Hoi!

419
00:29:37,120 --> 00:29:38,760
Now I'm at B.
- Yeah.

420
00:29:42,360 --> 00:29:46,120
It feels like May 17th's biggest banner.
[Constitution Day in Norway]

421
00:29:54,200 --> 00:29:55,920
I'm pretty happy.

422
00:30:20,720 --> 00:30:25,240
Olli, it's time for...
- Commercials, Atle. See you soon.

423
00:30:35,400 --> 00:30:38,760
Thomas, would you say
you're an observant type?

424
00:30:38,840 --> 00:30:42,800
No, I'd say...
I really noticed the A.

425
00:30:42,880 --> 00:30:46,920
You read the letter and noted
that there was a big A next to you.

426
00:30:47,000 --> 00:30:51,640
You said it was impossible
not to see that B. It was.

427
00:30:51,720 --> 00:30:54,920
But you didn't notice the A either,
even though you saw it.

428
00:30:55,000 --> 00:30:57,360
I saw it and made a comment.

429
00:30:57,440 --> 00:31:02,920
Is there anything we should've done
to make their whereabouts clearer?

430
00:31:03,000 --> 00:31:06,320
I'm thinking maybe
I have a diagnosis.

431
00:31:06,400 --> 00:31:09,680
Because you're doing your
best and you can confirm it?

432
00:31:09,760 --> 00:31:15,600
I'm thinking, "I can pick A to B",
even though I've seen the big A.

433
00:31:15,680 --> 00:31:19,800
But it's only when I'm on
the balcony that I see that B.

434
00:31:19,880 --> 00:31:22,280
But you promise that you're
actually doing your best?

435
00:31:22,360 --> 00:31:25,920
Can you say to the camera that
you're doing your absolute best?

436
00:31:26,000 --> 00:31:30,800
Say your name first.
- Hello, my name is Thomas Numme.

437
00:31:30,880 --> 00:31:34,480
This is a task that I have solved
to the absolute best of my ability.

438
00:31:39,120 --> 00:31:41,280
Yes.

439
00:31:42,560 --> 00:31:46,000
We will also need to evaluate
the height of your tower.

440
00:31:46,080 --> 00:31:53,080
Ina and Pernille, well solved.
Skis are a tower builder's favourite.

441
00:31:53,160 --> 00:31:59,000
You have some numbers here, perhaps.
- Pernille's tower: 3m and 86cm.

442
00:31:59,080 --> 00:32:04,320
Just fine.
- You've just seen Thomas.

443
00:32:04,400 --> 00:32:07,920
Ina: 5m and 13cm.
- That's very good.

444
00:32:08,000 --> 00:32:13,360
What about Thomas's tower?
- He ran with the toy on the ground.

445
00:32:13,440 --> 00:32:17,080
Pretty close to the ground.
12 centimetres?

446
00:32:17,160 --> 00:32:22,720
Let's say 20 centimetres.
- Absolutely.

447
00:32:22,800 --> 00:32:26,480
But it was quite a wide tower.
- Very wide.

448
00:32:26,560 --> 00:32:31,760
The question is, is there anyone
who can beat Ina's 5 metres?

449
00:32:31,840 --> 00:32:33,760
Let's see.

450
00:32:35,720 --> 00:32:38,320
Like this. Then I wonder,

451
00:32:38,400 --> 00:32:43,360
does it have to be intact,
the damn bird?

452
00:32:55,800 --> 00:32:59,360
I'm not that handy,
but I've seen people do this.

453
00:33:04,880 --> 00:33:06,720
Oh, my god!

454
00:33:20,000 --> 00:33:24,240
This is bloody tall, isn't it?

455
00:33:26,360 --> 00:33:31,640
I don't think I dare go any taller.
Do I dare go taller?

456
00:33:32,160 --> 00:33:36,680
You've got that story of Icarus,

457
00:33:36,760 --> 00:33:39,840
who got overeager
and flew too close to the sun,

458
00:33:39,920 --> 00:33:42,480
and burned up,
the little creep.

459
00:33:42,560 --> 00:33:44,560
Feathers and beak and all.

460
00:33:49,040 --> 00:33:50,560
Come on!

461
00:33:52,320 --> 00:33:53,520
Come on, then.

462
00:33:58,520 --> 00:34:01,360
That's just tall enough.
It couldn't be any taller.

463
00:34:03,960 --> 00:34:06,240
Okay. Done!

464
00:34:06,320 --> 00:34:09,960
It couldn't be taller
because it was so hard to control.

465
00:34:10,040 --> 00:34:12,080
This could easily be the winner.

466
00:34:13,400 --> 00:34:16,240
There. Time's up.
- No!

467
00:34:21,240 --> 00:34:24,000
Bad foundation, or foun...

468
00:34:30,760 --> 00:34:32,400
Right.

469
00:34:33,480 --> 00:34:37,280
Then it wasn't you flying
too close to the sun, Henrik.

470
00:34:37,360 --> 00:34:39,600
That was you, Ole Henry.

471
00:34:39,680 --> 00:34:44,240
I thought I could just
push that pipe up, but it...

472
00:34:44,320 --> 00:34:46,800
You got presumptuous there.

473
00:34:46,880 --> 00:34:49,360
If you'd been at it
for another 20 hours,

474
00:34:49,440 --> 00:34:52,200
it would've still been there.

475
00:34:52,280 --> 00:34:54,360
I don't think there
was anything left.

476
00:34:54,440 --> 00:34:57,320
Now I want heights.
- I'll give you heights.

477
00:34:57,400 --> 00:34:59,720
Ole Henry's tower, let's see...

478
00:34:59,800 --> 00:35:05,400
I guess it's nothing.
- It's nothing, no.

479
00:35:05,480 --> 00:35:07,320
He couldn't bring it down.

480
00:35:07,400 --> 00:35:10,440
It's nothing.
The task isn't accomplished.

481
00:35:10,520 --> 00:35:14,840
It's simply failure.
- Have I got any points today?

482
00:35:14,920 --> 00:35:18,280
No, but you can.
It's zero.

483
00:35:19,520 --> 00:35:24,120
Next, it's Henriks tower.
It was 6 metres and 14 centimetres.

484
00:35:24,200 --> 00:35:29,240
Ole Henry, you're on zero.
- But he had the widest tower.

485
00:35:29,320 --> 00:35:32,400
Take that with you.
- When it was on the ground, yeah.

486
00:35:32,480 --> 00:35:34,640
Super wide tower.

487
00:35:34,720 --> 00:35:38,160
Zero to you, Ole Henry.
Thomas, you get 2 points.

488
00:35:38,240 --> 00:35:42,720
Pernille 3, Ina 4,
and Henrik gets 5 points.

489
00:35:44,440 --> 00:35:47,720
Let's take a look at
the totals so far today.

490
00:35:48,760 --> 00:35:52,640
Oh, yeah! It's not a done deal,
but it's a good lead for Henrik.

491
00:35:52,720 --> 00:35:56,800
Now it's time to settle this
in the studio as usual. Get up.

492
00:36:06,440 --> 00:36:11,160
Right. Now it's time go scrumping
for money in Atle's garden.

493
00:36:11,240 --> 00:36:14,360
You're wearing hats.
You're quite visible.

494
00:36:14,440 --> 00:36:18,640
There are coins lying around and
you have a piggy bank in your hand.

495
00:36:18,720 --> 00:36:23,920
When I play this melodica,
you can move around freely.

496
00:36:24,000 --> 00:36:26,640
Whoever has the most
coins at the end wins.

497
00:36:26,720 --> 00:36:29,520
But when I stop playing,
then this happens.

498
00:36:30,400 --> 00:36:33,360
Yes. Then Atle will
come and check.

499
00:36:33,440 --> 00:36:37,720
The first person he sees has
to go and sit in the loser's chair.

500
00:36:38,360 --> 00:36:41,880
And of course, the one with
the most coins at the end wins,

501
00:36:41,960 --> 00:36:46,600
so it's advantageous to persevere
for a long time. Here we go.

502
00:36:53,640 --> 00:36:55,000
Oh, damn.

503
00:37:00,640 --> 00:37:02,200
Pernille behind the giraffe.

504
00:37:02,280 --> 00:37:05,680
Are we absolutely sure
it's me you see?

505
00:37:05,760 --> 00:37:07,240
I see a blue hat.

506
00:37:07,320 --> 00:37:12,160
Such a rotten thing to do.
- You can go and sit down.

507
00:37:32,320 --> 00:37:35,400
Henrik behind what
used to be a bush.

508
00:37:36,520 --> 00:37:39,440
Okay. Then you go sit down.

509
00:37:42,840 --> 00:37:44,240
It's impossible.

510
00:38:02,960 --> 00:38:04,000
I don't see anyone.

511
00:38:17,520 --> 00:38:19,080
I don't see anybody.

512
00:38:31,480 --> 00:38:34,960
Purple hat behind the bike.
It's Ole Henry.

513
00:38:35,040 --> 00:38:36,520
Correct.

514
00:38:36,600 --> 00:38:38,560
Ole Henry.

515
00:38:38,640 --> 00:38:41,240
Put the coin down.
Put it down.

516
00:39:10,720 --> 00:39:12,720
I don't see anybody.
- Nobody.

517
00:39:23,040 --> 00:39:27,080
Numme behind the giraffe.
- Correct.

518
00:39:28,800 --> 00:39:32,600
Which means we have a winner.

519
00:39:32,680 --> 00:39:38,120
Depends how many coins they got.
We'll count that in our seats.

520
00:39:45,800 --> 00:39:49,600
Very well. Things got rough at times.
No injuries?

521
00:39:49,680 --> 00:39:51,800
No.
- Fantastic.

522
00:39:51,880 --> 00:39:54,520
Shall we do a recap?
- I've done the count.

523
00:39:54,600 --> 00:39:57,840
But you can now empty them
onto the floor in front of you.

524
00:39:57,920 --> 00:40:01,320
In one, two, three.

525
00:40:01,400 --> 00:40:04,240
Oh, blimey,
that's incredibly little.

526
00:40:04,320 --> 00:40:10,600
Look how little I've got.
- You were more concerned with hiding.

527
00:40:11,440 --> 00:40:14,200
I felt so clever back there.

528
00:40:14,280 --> 00:40:19,280
It's very close in the top three.
Close in the bottom two as well.

529
00:40:19,360 --> 00:40:24,440
But at the bottom... Pernille: Five.
- That's fine.

530
00:40:24,520 --> 00:40:30,960
Henrik: Seven. Only three coins
separated the top three places.

531
00:40:31,040 --> 00:40:35,640
Wow.
- It's 31, 33, and 34.

532
00:40:35,720 --> 00:40:37,200
Ina, 31.
- No!

533
00:40:37,280 --> 00:40:38,480
Thomas, 33.

534
00:40:38,560 --> 00:40:40,880
Ole Henry, 34.
- Yes!

535
00:40:40,960 --> 00:40:42,720
Wow.
- Nice.

536
00:40:46,840 --> 00:40:48,680
Very good.

537
00:40:50,680 --> 00:40:56,480
Impressive. We're gonna take a
look at the winner of today's show,

538
00:40:56,560 --> 00:41:00,920
who will be taking home five items
someone is proud to have made.

539
00:41:01,000 --> 00:41:05,040
Let's take a look at the
totals after today's show.

540
00:41:05,120 --> 00:41:08,000
The winner is Henrik Fladseth.

541
00:41:08,080 --> 00:41:13,720
It's Henrik.
Come up and receive this with pride.

542
00:41:13,800 --> 00:41:18,480
So far this season, these are
the scores. Thank you for watching.

543
00:41:18,560 --> 00:41:22,560
Remember, towers work best
at heights. We'll be back next time.

544
00:41:22,640 --> 00:41:27,040
If you enjoyed this show,
you're going to love the next one.

545
00:41:27,120 --> 00:41:29,120
See you.

546
00:41:32,500 --> 00:41:35,200
Original English subtitles:
Tommy Lund (LinQ Media Group)

547
00:41:38,033 --> 00:41:40,733
Proofreading and adjustments:
u/taskmastermaster

548
00:41:47,760 --> 00:41:49,240
It's not very good.