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Oh, yeah!

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Come on!

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"Cat being squeezed"

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Welcome to Kongen Befaler,
the Rolls-Royce of comedy shows

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where unprepared
contestants solve tasks

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for no other purpose
than to entertain us.

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And that same introduction
goes to you, Olli Wermskog.

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Thank you. Today, I have really
high hopes for this episode.

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I give the episode a seven
on my 'Hswpstfnopteu' scale.

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Hmm?
- Okay?

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The 'Humour Show Where Participants Solve Tasks
For No Other Purpose Than Entertaining Us' scale.

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But only a seven?
- That's the top score.

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The highest score is the highest
prime digit. Then it goes down.

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Moving on! We're staying at the top
end of every scale in the world.

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Here's a bust in gold of me.

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Fighting for this coveted
prize are Henrik Fladseth,

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Ina Svenningdal,

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Ole Henry Snildalsli,

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Pernille Sørensen,
and Thomas Numme!

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Yes.

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It's an excited bunch sitting here.
We can see the totals.

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Ina actually leads the whole thing.

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It's 9 points from top to bottom.
It's that close.

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One of the not so close ones
here is you, Thomas Numme.

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You're the only one who
hasn't won an episode so far.

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Will it be today?

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Funny you should ask. Yeah.

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Today's the day!

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What have you asked
them to bring today?

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Today, I've asked you to bring
something from a closed chapter.

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Could be pretty much anything.

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I'd like to start with you, Henrik.
What did you bring?

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I brought this little rascal.

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Wow.
- A canoe?

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A teeny-weeny canoe.

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It's not a shuttle?

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I have no idea.
I really don't know.

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Maybe it's a moustache case,
for when you're sleeping.

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You've lived a while, Atle.
To say the least.

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Maybe this tool was used when you
were a young man in Lillehammer.

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Anyway, it's something
from a closed chapter.

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A lot of people think it's
a fake moustache. It's not.

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It's a shuttle that you use when weaving.
That's my best guess.

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There's a rod here.
- The one you weave through?

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Are you unsure?
- It's usually flatter.

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And it's got wheels.
- Is it from a closed chapter?

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No, hey...
- I think so.

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You're so scared of failing
that you insist on it.

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But you've accomplished the task.
- It's from a closed chapter.

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A mini-canoe, a shuttle,
or something like that.

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Ina, what did you bring
that's a closed chapter?

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Right.

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I've had this for a long time.
I've had it long enough.

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And I've just been waiting
to come on Kongen Befaler

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to bring this to you.

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And here it is, the legend.

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Yeah.

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Most people remember that Trond Fausa
brought four or five of them

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in a season a few years back.
[see season 3]

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I'd love to win it today because
there's a Facebook page called

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"We Who Think Thomas Numme
Looks Like an Owl."

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Lovely.

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Lovely.
Ole Henry, what have you got?

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We're going back to 2000...
Well, middle school.

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Eighth, ninth grade.
Then I went for a change of style,

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and this is what I wore.

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Here we go.
I'm gonna change my clothes.

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You're not going too far here?
No, right!

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Wow!
- Like this...

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Just wait and see.
Some water in my hair.

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Right.

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You had a bowl cut back then?
- No, that... And then...

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You didn't have a bowl cut?
- No, I had

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the coolest side cut ever.
- Right. You had a side cut.

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Wow, look at this.

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Look at this.

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And then...

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That's not bad.
- It's a totally different guy.

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I thought,
"I'm going to be a minister."

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Or a business man.

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This was fascinating.

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Do I have to stay like this now?
- For the rest of the show, yes.

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Lovely. This is good. Numme.

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Yes. This is just a dummy cloth.

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It's too big to put underneath,
so I have to go and get it.

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If you'll just give me a minute.

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Dummy cloth.
- Dummy cloth.

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This is Late Night.
Please welcome Thomas and Harald!

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[they co-hosted the talk show 'Senkveld',
or 'Late Night', from 2003 to 2018]

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A warm welcome to an
absolutely closed chapter.

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But tonight,
we have Pernille Sørensen,

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Ole Henry Snildalsli,
Ina Svenningdal,

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and to tell us about the
difficult days on Kongen Befaler,

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Henrik Fladseth.

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And a big round of applause for
my dear friend, Harald Rønneberg!

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Lovely.
- That was clear.

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There will be no more of that.
- No more of that.

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But you stick together anyway.
He's not a closed chapter?

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No, just Late Night.

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Lovely answer.
Nicely accomplished. Pernille.

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I have...

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20 years ago, my husband
and I bought a house.

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After about a year in
that house, I decided

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that I was gonna buy a
punching bag to put in the shed.

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I thought I was gonna become someone
who was out boxing in the shed.

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That's why I also bought
a pair of boxing gloves.

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I think in the 19 years we've had
that bag hanging in the shed,

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I've boxed maybe seven times.

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Wow.

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It's been seven times.
Every two years.

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And then I've boxed really short.
I just pop in and do a bit of this.

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What I thought was going to be
a thriving boxing career,

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I've had to realise is
now a closed chapter.

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After 19 years, you're retiring?

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Yeah, basically.
I retire as a boxer.

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So now someone else can
enjoy these and box a lot.

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They're welcome to
come and get the bag.

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Because it takes up a lot of space.

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So that's five different things.
Pretty good stuff.

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Pretty good.
- Fun with the guy in the middle.

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Absolutely. Shuttle, 1 point.

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The owl lamp gets 2,
although it was a precious reunion.

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Okay. That's fine.
- But Pernille gets 3.

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4 for the changeover, and
I'll give you 5 for Late Night.

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Shit.
- Two?

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Now I want the combination
of old weaponry art, precision,

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and garden-based status symbols.

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You want the catapult as the theme.
- That's what I want.

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Hey there.
- Stop.

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Right.

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"Catapult something
into the fountain."

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"Catapult"?

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Is that a word?

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No. Huh?

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"You cannot move
within the marked area."

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"Fastest wins.
Your attempt will begin in 20 minutes."

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Okay.

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That one. Yes.

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It can be as simple as
that to get a catapult in.

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The contestants will make a catapult
to catapult something in with.

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They have 20 minutes to prepare.

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The fastest to hit the fountain
from behind the line wins.

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I might even call this easy peasy.
Who do we start with?

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I thought I'd start with the ladies.
- Nice to start with the ladies.

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There, and then... Yeah.

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Yeah! Yeah. Easy.

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Three, two, one.

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Just need to adjust the direction.

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I just need to make sure
they're secure enough.

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Lots of dirt.

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Here we go. Yeah.

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No! What happened to that hole?

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It's in!
- It's in.

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I like that you must point out
that the duck's got in there.

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I was surprised that I could do it.

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Didn't think so?
- No.

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It's hard to aim with
the bottom of your foot.

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Ina, it doesn't count as a catapult
if you just place the duck on a ski

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and then throw the ski,
I would say.

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There was something missing.
- I don't know catapulting.

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But what she did was catapulting.
She pressed down...

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According to the encyclopaedia,
"a catapult is a throwing machine"

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"used until the late middle ages,"

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"and can be a collective term for
different heavy throwing weapons."

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I guess we'll have
to approve Ina then.

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But is the encyclopaedia
in charge of this show?

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I'd trust that.
- There must be some sl...

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No! There isn't.
She was throwing with a ski.

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That doesn't fit MY
definition of a catapult.

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She kicked with her foot.
- It had a catapulting effect.

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So, the scores.
It's zero for Ina.

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Here we do not take human considerations
into account. We're just moving on.

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Throw it in the pressure cooker.
It'll be fine.

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Let's go from the simple to
the slightly more complicated.

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I've never made one before,
but I've always wanted to.

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I follow someone on
Facebook who keeps pulling

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and throwing watermelons and stuff.

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Will this work?

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No! I'm just building
a new structure.

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Not bad.

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Right.

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Fuck!

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Isn't that a catapult?

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I'll just go with that.
This is good. It's good.

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This is from Roman times.

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Cata pult.

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'Cata' means cutting a string.

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And then 'pult'.

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Two, one...
- Okay!

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Fire in the hole!

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No! That thing flew
like a motherfucker.

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I won't be able to retrieve the duck.
It was designed to fly.

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Fire in the hole!

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Fire in the hole!

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That's it! Yes!

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I believe in this one.
Fire in the hole!

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No!

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Now I'm going for a spreader.

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Fire in the hole!

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Yes!

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Right.

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I'll give you that,
Ole Henry. You're all in.

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I used a shotgun approach and hit it.
- You also went for a little hump?

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You pig.
- I got so excited.

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It's a family show.

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Although the constructions are great,
there's no guarantee it'll be enough

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for a good score.
Olli, you know more about that.

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I timed Ole Henry.
- Oh, good.

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There was a lot of trial and error.
You took 8 minutes and 3 seconds.

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Henrik took 1 minute and 7 seconds.
THose are the positions for now.

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Do we have a little trickster left?
- Sure.

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Don't we have a dark horse left?
Thomas Numme. None other.

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Could go either way.

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Do you want some catapult magic?
- I do want magic.

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I'm thinking I've got to come up
with something spectacular.

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Three, two, one...

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Thanks for having me.

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I'm a proper guy.
I turn off before I leave.

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It's so rare to see
you almost gloating.

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No, I don't gloat.
But I'm curious to see if it's okay.

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Did they stop using leaf-blowers
in the late middle ages?

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Because as Olli pointed out...

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If skis don't count,
does leaf-blowing count?

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Well, it was spectacularly
simple and effective.

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It was quick. It took you 7 seconds
to get the shuttlecock in.

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Whether to approve it or not,
is a bit tricky.

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It wasn't entirely obvious.

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I think we'll leave it up to the one
who's already disqualified. Ina.

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I think you can decide whether
you think Thomas should pass or not.

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Then you just have to think fair.
- It's between 5 points and a disqualification.

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I don't want to make that decision.

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How am I supposed to
make that decision?

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I have to make decisions
like that all the time.

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You've done it for a hundred years.
I have to do it now, once.

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What do you say if I count
down from three, two, one...

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Five.
- 5 points.

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Then it's zero points for Ina.

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Ole Henry, 8 minutes and 3 seconds.

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Henrik, 1 minute and 7 seconds.
Pernille, 25 seconds.

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Then there's Thomas:
7 seconds; 5 points.

241
00:18:09,640 --> 00:18:12,760
Those are the scores.
Let's see what the total scores are.

242
00:18:12,840 --> 00:18:15,280
Look at that.
- Oh, yeah.

243
00:18:15,360 --> 00:18:17,920
Time for a little commercial break.
See you soon.

244
00:18:30,760 --> 00:18:35,040
Now, I'd like to see
an insanely erased eraser.

245
00:18:35,120 --> 00:18:37,840
So erased, I can hardly see it.

246
00:18:37,920 --> 00:18:40,680
You have a golden opportunity now.
- I know.

247
00:18:43,200 --> 00:18:46,240
Hello.
- Good day.

248
00:18:46,320 --> 00:18:47,800
Eraser?

249
00:18:51,200 --> 00:18:56,720
"Erase as much of this eraser
as possible in 60 seconds."

250
00:18:56,800 --> 00:19:02,160
"You have 15 minutes to prepare.
Most erased eraser wins."

251
00:19:02,240 --> 00:19:05,360
"Your 15 minutes starts now."

252
00:19:05,440 --> 00:19:10,520
It's lucky I have
15 minutes to prepare!

253
00:19:10,600 --> 00:19:12,040
So much time.

254
00:19:12,120 --> 00:19:14,080
Oh, my goodness, so much time.

255
00:19:16,040 --> 00:19:19,600
15 golden minutes to
prepare to erase a eraser.

256
00:19:19,680 --> 00:19:23,040
The contestants have been
allocated their own erasers

257
00:19:23,120 --> 00:19:25,160
to be erased in 60 seconds.

258
00:19:25,240 --> 00:19:28,840
The less you have after that,
the closer you are to 5 points.

259
00:19:28,920 --> 00:19:35,720
I wonder if we should watch Pernille
and Ole Henry erase until they cramp up.

260
00:19:35,800 --> 00:19:37,960
Yes, sir.

261
00:19:38,040 --> 00:19:41,840
It doesn't say anything
about how to erase, does it?

262
00:19:41,920 --> 00:19:44,720
I'll find a grater.

263
00:19:47,560 --> 00:19:50,800
I'll wrap it around like this.
This was a wise idea.

264
00:19:52,800 --> 00:19:55,520
Things move quickly in here.

265
00:20:01,280 --> 00:20:02,880
No!

266
00:20:02,960 --> 00:20:04,560
No, no, no.

267
00:20:04,640 --> 00:20:10,280
I brought two things just in case.
This one looked a little Barbie rasp.

268
00:20:10,360 --> 00:20:12,840
I'm not sure it'll work
like it usually does.

269
00:20:12,920 --> 00:20:16,040
I say, "Ready, set, go,"
and on "go," I start.

270
00:20:16,120 --> 00:20:18,800
Ready, set, go.

271
00:20:21,040 --> 00:20:23,200
That was so...
That was my nail.

272
00:20:23,280 --> 00:20:25,720
How much time have I got left?

273
00:20:25,800 --> 00:20:28,520
You've gone 40 seconds.
- Whoa.

274
00:20:29,560 --> 00:20:30,920
No!

275
00:20:36,000 --> 00:20:37,600
Don't do your own nail.

276
00:20:37,680 --> 00:20:39,240
That's it, time's up.

277
00:20:45,600 --> 00:20:47,280
No!

278
00:20:47,360 --> 00:20:49,280
Bad patent.

279
00:20:53,160 --> 00:20:56,520
You didn't do bad though.

280
00:20:56,600 --> 00:21:01,640
Ole Henry, you say it's a bad patent.
You didn't have a plan B.

281
00:21:01,720 --> 00:21:05,840
It was right onto the very smooth,
friction-free surface.

282
00:21:05,920 --> 00:21:08,640
Pernille, you basically
grated the eraser.

283
00:21:08,720 --> 00:21:15,040
Let's be clear, I had coloured
the grater with a pencil.

284
00:21:15,120 --> 00:21:18,600
So I erased things...
- I can confirm that.

285
00:21:18,680 --> 00:21:21,400
So don't say I wasn't erasing.

286
00:21:21,480 --> 00:21:25,080
I didn't grate, I erased.

287
00:21:25,160 --> 00:21:28,120
You were just really
lucky with the surface.

288
00:21:28,200 --> 00:21:32,640
Exactly.
- Of course, it's approved.

289
00:21:32,720 --> 00:21:35,400
We didn't specify the surface.

290
00:21:35,480 --> 00:21:38,640
There are more erasers.
Shall we see three more?

291
00:21:38,720 --> 00:21:41,120
Yes, please.
- Henrik, Ina, and Thomas.

292
00:21:41,200 --> 00:21:44,960
How can you erase a eraser?
I'll get another one,

293
00:21:45,040 --> 00:21:47,440
then I can try to erase the eraser.

294
00:21:49,000 --> 00:21:53,960
I'm going to erase this down
until there is just a fraction left.

295
00:21:54,040 --> 00:21:56,600
This doesn't have
to be done in here.

296
00:21:56,680 --> 00:22:00,920
I bet some idiot starts doing this.

297
00:22:01,000 --> 00:22:04,480
I'll just try to get as
much off it as I can then.

298
00:22:04,560 --> 00:22:08,480
You've started?
- Yeah, I mean...

299
00:22:09,640 --> 00:22:11,560
60 seconds, right. Shit!

300
00:22:14,520 --> 00:22:17,400
I've started. Fuck!

301
00:22:17,480 --> 00:22:20,720
You had 15 minutes.
- That's exactly it. Darn it!

302
00:22:22,120 --> 00:22:23,640
Stop.

303
00:22:23,720 --> 00:22:26,760
"In 60 seconds."
I didn't register that.

304
00:22:26,840 --> 00:22:29,760
I'm no good at this.

305
00:22:29,840 --> 00:22:31,560
Erase...

306
00:22:34,800 --> 00:22:39,960
It can't go wrong. This has been
solved badly by several people.

307
00:22:40,040 --> 00:22:42,600
Ready, set, go.

308
00:22:50,840 --> 00:22:54,520
I hate erasers.
- Your time is up.

309
00:22:58,720 --> 00:23:04,400
I'm going to warm up until
there's four seconds left.

310
00:23:04,480 --> 00:23:07,280
Come on! Ready...

311
00:23:08,840 --> 00:23:10,320
...set, go.

312
00:23:13,800 --> 00:23:15,160
Yeah, it's alright.

313
00:23:15,240 --> 00:23:18,840
I can see quite a bit disappearing.
It's not great, though.

314
00:23:18,920 --> 00:23:22,120
But it's not supposed to
be easy either. Come on.

315
00:23:27,240 --> 00:23:29,240
Come on now!

316
00:23:31,240 --> 00:23:32,520
There you go!

317
00:23:32,600 --> 00:23:37,120
I think it's as
well-executed as possible.

318
00:23:37,200 --> 00:23:41,000
I'm happy with that.
Okay, next task.

319
00:23:41,080 --> 00:23:42,880
Right.

320
00:23:44,960 --> 00:23:48,720
Yeah. What an athlete!

321
00:23:48,800 --> 00:23:52,400
What a performance.
How do you feel now, Henrik Fladseth?

322
00:23:52,480 --> 00:23:56,960
This did not make me look very good.
I've come out looking very cocky.

323
00:23:57,040 --> 00:24:01,200
I thought you wouldn't see
the eraser. There was some left.

324
00:24:01,280 --> 00:24:06,000
Something tells me this might be
the closest you've come to sports.

325
00:24:08,520 --> 00:24:10,640
Thomas went for the
technique from school.

326
00:24:10,720 --> 00:24:15,360
It took a year,
and there was still a lot left.

327
00:24:15,440 --> 00:24:19,200
There's some information
that just slips away sometimes.

328
00:24:19,280 --> 00:24:22,520
The 15 minutes you had,
you didn't use them well.

329
00:24:22,600 --> 00:24:28,520
I didn't have to.
- You read "Erase" and went "Right".

330
00:24:28,600 --> 00:24:33,640
It's the moment of truth.
- Yes. We'll start from the bottom.

331
00:24:33,720 --> 00:24:39,800
With Ina. Not very well erased.
Thomas: Quite well erased.

332
00:24:39,880 --> 00:24:42,040
Ole Henry: Well erased.
- Wow!

333
00:24:42,120 --> 00:24:46,560
Henrik: Very well erased.
Pernille: Exceptionally well erased.

334
00:24:49,720 --> 00:24:52,360
Very fun, very good.

335
00:24:54,000 --> 00:24:58,920
Do you know what I think you want?
- What you think? Peace and quiet.

336
00:24:59,000 --> 00:25:02,000
I was actually thinking
the complete opposite.

337
00:25:02,080 --> 00:25:03,560
A lot of sounds?
- Yes.

338
00:25:03,640 --> 00:25:05,560
Is that what you want?
- Yes.

339
00:25:13,560 --> 00:25:16,520
Don't tell me I have
to rap or something.

340
00:25:18,160 --> 00:25:23,840
"Make your best sound effect."
Gosh, what a wonderful task.

341
00:25:23,920 --> 00:25:27,000
"The sound must be
recorded on this machine."

342
00:25:27,080 --> 00:25:29,520
There are so many to choose from.

343
00:25:34,160 --> 00:25:36,360
That Goofy...

344
00:25:36,440 --> 00:25:38,000
My son loves that.

345
00:25:39,040 --> 00:25:43,680
I'm not good at these things.
A tennis match?

346
00:25:45,240 --> 00:25:47,120
That was boring.

347
00:25:47,200 --> 00:25:49,840
Tennis it is.
- Cat being squeezed.

348
00:25:53,680 --> 00:25:55,400
A drop in water.

349
00:26:00,360 --> 00:26:02,120
Man falling.

350
00:26:02,200 --> 00:26:04,240
Pouring water and a drop.

351
00:26:08,280 --> 00:26:09,760
Nice task.

352
00:26:09,840 --> 00:26:11,240
I just don't get it.

353
00:26:12,640 --> 00:26:14,480
Am I done now?

354
00:26:16,120 --> 00:26:17,560
I recognise that.

355
00:26:18,920 --> 00:26:20,640
Alright.

356
00:26:20,720 --> 00:26:25,360
"Make an engaging
30-second video..."

357
00:26:25,440 --> 00:26:26,880
I can't bear it.

358
00:26:26,960 --> 00:26:31,000
"All sound effects must be used
for your attempt to be approved."

359
00:26:31,080 --> 00:26:35,120
"You have half an hour to prepare,
and one attempt at making the video."

360
00:26:35,200 --> 00:26:39,400
"The best use of sound effects wins.
Your time starts now."

361
00:26:39,480 --> 00:26:42,080
Let's listen to the sound effects.

362
00:26:42,160 --> 00:26:44,160
What? A tennis ball?

363
00:26:47,680 --> 00:26:49,720
What on earth is that?

364
00:26:51,840 --> 00:26:53,880
I think that's quite fun.

365
00:26:56,720 --> 00:26:58,520
I'm imagining a cave.

366
00:27:01,440 --> 00:27:03,000
Witch.

367
00:27:06,480 --> 00:27:09,520
Well, that's a lot of sounds.

368
00:27:09,600 --> 00:27:13,120
Everyone made a sound effect,
which was put into the machine.

369
00:27:13,200 --> 00:27:16,840
Then everyone was told
to make an engaging video

370
00:27:16,920 --> 00:27:20,920
of a maximum of 30 seconds,
where all the sounds had to be used.

371
00:27:21,000 --> 00:27:24,560
And the best use of
the sound effects wins.

372
00:27:24,640 --> 00:27:28,840
It'll be interesting to see what
you've created. Let's start with Ina.

373
00:27:30,440 --> 00:27:33,360
I should've had someone press it.
- Okay.

374
00:27:33,440 --> 00:27:35,120
Then I'm ready.

375
00:27:56,240 --> 00:27:57,440
Right.

376
00:28:00,280 --> 00:28:06,880
It was a pretty straightforward use,
but very effective, simple and nice.

377
00:28:06,960 --> 00:28:09,960
Are you ready for the next one?
- Yes. Pernille.

378
00:28:11,640 --> 00:28:16,920
There's nothing more engaging
than really good radio theatre.

379
00:28:17,000 --> 00:28:20,920
Once upon a time, there was
an orphan dog asleep in a cave.

380
00:28:21,000 --> 00:28:23,160
After days of searching for shelter,

381
00:28:23,240 --> 00:28:28,640
because of all the trauma,
he immediately crawled into a cave.

382
00:28:28,720 --> 00:28:32,440
What he didn't know was that
this was a stalactite cave.

383
00:28:32,520 --> 00:28:37,080
It was fairly new, so it had only
been able to produce one stalactite,

384
00:28:37,160 --> 00:28:41,280
but it was long, and was hanging
directly above the dog's head.

385
00:28:41,360 --> 00:28:44,720
Just as the dog fell asleep,
a drop came loose...

386
00:28:50,360 --> 00:28:52,640
Your time was up.

387
00:28:56,120 --> 00:29:00,840
I've written a radio play
that's so good...

388
00:29:00,920 --> 00:29:03,200
You had 30 seconds.

389
00:29:03,280 --> 00:29:09,680
It's just a shame that I didn't
get to use one sound effect.

390
00:29:09,760 --> 00:29:13,840
The sounds will come in season two.
- Yeah.

391
00:29:13,920 --> 00:29:16,720
You'll be lucky not to earn
last place with that one.

392
00:29:16,800 --> 00:29:18,920
Are you absolutely sure about that?

393
00:29:19,000 --> 00:29:22,880
We're not absolutely sure.
Because now it's Thomas.

394
00:29:25,960 --> 00:29:29,520
Okay, Olli. It's one shot.
I'll try to nod you in.

395
00:29:57,160 --> 00:30:03,080
At least you've gone for realism.
- It felt a lot better than it looked.

396
00:30:03,160 --> 00:30:08,280
Quite irrational behaviour, but at
least it was somewhat accomplished.

397
00:30:08,360 --> 00:30:12,520
I'm a big fan of realism.
I'm less fond of the abstract.

398
00:30:12,600 --> 00:30:17,080
Let's move on to Henrik.
- No. You're not fond of it?

399
00:30:18,480 --> 00:30:20,640
Art is supposed to engage.

400
00:30:26,120 --> 00:30:27,520
Fuck off, bird fucker.

401
00:30:35,240 --> 00:30:38,680
Come on, push, Santa.
A bit more. It's a girl.

402
00:30:42,280 --> 00:30:44,440
Are you engaged, Atle?

403
00:30:58,080 --> 00:31:00,600
Well, well, well.

404
00:31:00,680 --> 00:31:06,000
It was creative, and also a way
to bypass the brief a little bit.

405
00:31:06,080 --> 00:31:08,600
But you've delivered.

406
00:31:08,680 --> 00:31:11,000
And lots of sounds.
- A lot of sounds.

407
00:31:11,080 --> 00:31:14,200
We'll have a little commercial break.
We'll be right back.

408
00:31:26,520 --> 00:31:31,000
One person left, but with two names.
- I guess it's Ole Henry.

409
00:31:33,560 --> 00:31:37,800
What engages with this...
I like watching YouTube videos.

410
00:31:37,880 --> 00:31:40,680
People going into abandoned houses.

411
00:31:40,760 --> 00:31:43,800
It's like a horror movie.
Things happen and stuff.

412
00:31:43,880 --> 00:31:46,240
I'm going to act that out now.

413
00:31:46,320 --> 00:31:49,920
I'm now going into an
abandoned magic house

414
00:31:50,000 --> 00:31:51,600
where anything can happen.

415
00:31:53,160 --> 00:31:56,200
No, what's happening?

416
00:31:56,280 --> 00:31:58,480
Is it haunted?
What's happening, Olli?

417
00:31:58,560 --> 00:32:03,560
I'm leaving you.
I'm leaving the chair.

418
00:32:03,640 --> 00:32:06,920
Olli. Things are following me.

419
00:32:08,560 --> 00:32:10,240
Press it, Olli.

420
00:32:19,560 --> 00:32:21,120
Thank you.

421
00:32:26,760 --> 00:32:30,920
Another creative solution.
- You've been making comments.

422
00:32:31,000 --> 00:32:34,520
Do you also have an idea
on how to rate this?

423
00:32:34,600 --> 00:32:36,400
I have a clear idea.

424
00:32:36,480 --> 00:32:41,440
It's easy when Pernille makes
sure she's in last place.

425
00:32:41,520 --> 00:32:45,600
I don't know how I missed the
fact that it said '30 seconds'.

426
00:32:45,680 --> 00:32:48,840
When you send yourself to last place,
you make it easy.

427
00:32:48,920 --> 00:32:54,560
Then you take your buddy with you.
You almost have to get 2 points.

428
00:32:54,640 --> 00:32:56,400
We're done with you two.

429
00:32:56,480 --> 00:33:02,680
Some people will get paid quite well
because we've eliminated two already.

430
00:33:04,000 --> 00:33:08,640
I'm wondering if you're
gonna get 3 points, Ole Henry.

431
00:33:08,720 --> 00:33:10,560
It's a toss-up between Ina and Henry.

432
00:33:10,640 --> 00:33:15,600
I'm going to go for Ina's classic.
5 points. 4 points to Henrik.

433
00:33:18,000 --> 00:33:21,440
Delighted with that.
- Well, the scores are in.

434
00:33:21,520 --> 00:33:25,440
Overall, we can see...
- Where we're at.

435
00:33:25,520 --> 00:33:29,480
Whoa. Wide open, I'd say.

436
00:33:29,560 --> 00:33:34,800
Time flies when you're having fun.
Olli, what do we have now?

437
00:33:34,880 --> 00:33:38,160
The final task of the episode.
- Get on the stage.

438
00:33:46,920 --> 00:33:54,400
Welcome to the final task,
broomstick or mime?

439
00:33:54,480 --> 00:33:58,280
That's the question we're going
to answer in this task.

440
00:33:58,360 --> 00:34:02,680
Whoever's behind here...
They've hidden, Atle.

441
00:34:02,760 --> 00:34:09,800
They're going to walk towards you
either with a broomstick, or without.

442
00:34:09,880 --> 00:34:11,560
So a mime.

443
00:34:11,640 --> 00:34:15,160
At the back there, there's a
selection of different broomsticks.

444
00:34:15,240 --> 00:34:19,160
Whoever is in last place will
go first. Then we'll go up.

445
00:34:19,240 --> 00:34:21,760
If you get it right, they're out.

446
00:34:21,840 --> 00:34:26,760
If you get it wrong, they make
it through to the next round.

447
00:34:26,840 --> 00:34:29,400
There are different
types of broomsticks.

448
00:34:29,480 --> 00:34:32,120
Once one has been used,
it can't be used again.

449
00:34:32,200 --> 00:34:35,840
We'll start with the
one at the bottom, Ina.

450
00:34:35,920 --> 00:34:40,080
You'll have the advantage of going first.
You may step forward.

451
00:34:40,160 --> 00:34:43,040
And we say: wall down.

452
00:34:44,720 --> 00:34:48,240
When you're ready, let me know.
- I'll let you know.

453
00:34:48,320 --> 00:34:50,960
Are you good at guessing?
- Yes.

454
00:34:51,040 --> 00:34:54,480
How many fingers am I holding up?
- Three.

455
00:34:54,560 --> 00:34:55,680
Four.

456
00:34:55,760 --> 00:34:57,640
I'm ready. Hello!

457
00:34:57,720 --> 00:34:59,360
Are you ready?
- Yes, I'm ready.

458
00:34:59,440 --> 00:35:01,840
Wall up, and go ahead.

459
00:35:14,280 --> 00:35:18,560
I think you've got a broomstick.

460
00:35:18,640 --> 00:35:20,560
Correct.

461
00:35:23,120 --> 00:35:24,880
Right. Ole Henry.

462
00:35:24,960 --> 00:35:26,200
I'm ready.

463
00:35:26,280 --> 00:35:27,880
You're ready?
- Yeah.

464
00:35:27,960 --> 00:35:30,040
Wall up. Go ahead, Ole Henry.

465
00:35:38,000 --> 00:35:39,840
I think you've got one.

466
00:35:41,800 --> 00:35:44,520
That's correct, Atle.

467
00:35:46,480 --> 00:35:52,600
It could be a bluff,
but I don't think you do bluffs.

468
00:35:52,680 --> 00:35:55,360
Henrik, you're ready?
Wall up. Go ahead.

469
00:36:02,240 --> 00:36:06,720
There's nothing in the rule book
that says that's not allowed.

470
00:36:06,800 --> 00:36:09,640
I don't think you have a broom.

471
00:36:09,720 --> 00:36:11,800
Yes!

472
00:36:15,400 --> 00:36:19,080
Henrik. You're through.
You can go to the back.

473
00:36:20,400 --> 00:36:24,160
Then it's Pernille's turn.

474
00:36:24,240 --> 00:36:26,400
Let's raise the wall.
Go ahead.

475
00:36:28,200 --> 00:36:29,240
Hello.

476
00:36:34,840 --> 00:36:37,600
It's hard to tell
if it's fake or not.

477
00:36:37,680 --> 00:36:40,680
I think you have a broom.

478
00:36:40,760 --> 00:36:43,920
I don't!
- No! Well, I never.

479
00:36:45,240 --> 00:36:47,640
You're through, Pernille.
You can go to the back.

480
00:36:49,280 --> 00:36:53,280
Wall down.
Thomas Numme, you're next.

481
00:36:55,840 --> 00:36:59,960
In this task, it has to be you.
You can't use your partner Harald.

482
00:37:02,080 --> 00:37:05,600
Are you ready, Thomas?
Wall up. Your turn.

483
00:37:10,520 --> 00:37:13,440
Is it a bluff or not?
This is hard to say.

484
00:37:13,520 --> 00:37:15,040
I think you...

485
00:37:15,120 --> 00:37:16,760
have a broom.

486
00:37:16,840 --> 00:37:19,080
I don't have a broom!
- No.

487
00:37:21,840 --> 00:37:25,720
Well, well, well.
- What happened to the two of us?

488
00:37:25,800 --> 00:37:29,320
We overdid it...

489
00:37:29,400 --> 00:37:31,160
Then it's round two.

490
00:37:31,240 --> 00:37:32,960
Pernille.
- I'm ready.

491
00:37:33,040 --> 00:37:35,360
Wall up.
Pernille, go ahead.

492
00:37:42,880 --> 00:37:44,000
Sassy tactic.

493
00:37:46,920 --> 00:37:48,240
I think you have a broom.

494
00:37:48,320 --> 00:37:50,600
I don't!
- No.

495
00:37:55,240 --> 00:37:56,320
Good.

496
00:37:56,400 --> 00:37:59,560
Henrik.
- Yes.

497
00:37:59,640 --> 00:38:02,400
Yes, Henrik is ready.
Wall up. Go ahead.

498
00:38:09,240 --> 00:38:12,640
You've got a broomstick.

499
00:38:13,920 --> 00:38:17,840
There are shadows and...
- Well, that was...

500
00:38:20,520 --> 00:38:24,200
Actually, I was going to crawl,
and then I just had to...

501
00:38:24,280 --> 00:38:28,640
It was sticking up from the back
of your neck. It was pretty obvious.

502
00:38:28,720 --> 00:38:30,160
Your turn, Thomas.

503
00:38:30,240 --> 00:38:33,240
I'm ready.
- Wall up. Go ahead.

504
00:38:49,640 --> 00:38:51,560
You don't have a broom.

505
00:38:51,640 --> 00:38:54,280
I do have a broom!

506
00:39:02,640 --> 00:39:05,480
Another round it is, then.

507
00:39:06,920 --> 00:39:08,320
Pernille, you go first.

508
00:39:08,400 --> 00:39:09,840
Wait.

509
00:39:11,000 --> 00:39:12,840
I'm ready.
- Okay.

510
00:39:27,760 --> 00:39:28,960
You don't have a broom.

511
00:39:29,040 --> 00:39:30,200
Fuck.

512
00:39:32,000 --> 00:39:34,720
I thought I played so well.

513
00:39:37,600 --> 00:39:38,960
Thomas?
- Yes.

514
00:39:39,040 --> 00:39:43,480
If you can do it, you win.

515
00:39:43,560 --> 00:39:47,640
If you can't do it,
you share first place with Pernille.

516
00:39:47,720 --> 00:39:51,040
Then he could go to fourth place.
- Holy crap.

517
00:39:51,120 --> 00:39:54,000
Okay.
- Wall up. Go ahead.

518
00:40:02,840 --> 00:40:04,480
You don't have a broom.

519
00:40:04,560 --> 00:40:05,760
I really don't.

520
00:40:09,080 --> 00:40:10,560
Very good.

521
00:40:10,640 --> 00:40:15,280
We have an idea of the points, but
let's sum up at our seats. Good job.

522
00:40:23,440 --> 00:40:24,440
Right.

523
00:40:26,520 --> 00:40:30,920
Who's the winner here?
- Shall we start from the bottom?

524
00:40:31,000 --> 00:40:33,800
Just so it's as neat as possible.

525
00:40:33,880 --> 00:40:37,680
You're sitting with your fingers up.
It's you with Ole Henry.

526
00:40:37,760 --> 00:40:41,920
2 points.
Almost a round of applause.

527
00:40:42,000 --> 00:40:43,400
Henrik: 3 points.

528
00:40:43,480 --> 00:40:46,520
Joint first place:
Pernille and Thomas; 5 points.

529
00:40:46,600 --> 00:40:48,680
Yes!

530
00:40:48,760 --> 00:40:51,880
The scores go up on the board.

531
00:40:51,960 --> 00:40:56,040
We all know what it's about.
Who will win today's show?

532
00:40:56,120 --> 00:40:58,000
It is...

533
00:40:59,200 --> 00:41:02,880
It's Thomas Numme who
wins today's show!

534
00:41:02,960 --> 00:41:05,360
Fantastic. Congratulations.

535
00:41:05,440 --> 00:41:09,680
You're going home with items
from five closed chapters.

536
00:41:09,760 --> 00:41:11,520
That's it for today.

537
00:41:11,600 --> 00:41:13,960
Remember, all that
glitters is not gold.

538
00:41:14,040 --> 00:41:16,800
All that throws is not a catapult.

539
00:41:16,880 --> 00:41:18,280
We'll be back next time.

540
00:41:18,360 --> 00:41:23,320
If you liked this show, you're going
to love the next one. See you!

541
00:41:27,560 --> 00:41:30,260
Original English subtitles:
Tommy Lund (LinQ Media Group)

542
00:41:33,120 --> 00:41:35,820
Proofreading and adjustments:
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