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Yes!

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Come on!

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"You're so daft, Olli!"

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A warm welcome to the finale
of Kongen Befaler season 12

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from Drammen's Theatre!

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Through nine episodes,
the contestants have collected points

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to put in their basket.

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Today, it will be decided who
has the most points in their basket

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and will get their hands
on the grand prize.

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A surprise.
A bust in gold of me.

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Wow.
- Yeah.

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With us on this journey,
my first mate, pilot, and fellow Finn,

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Olli Wermskog.
- Thank you, fellow Norwegian.

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This year, we have an
extremely exciting finale.

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I wonder if maybe
it's anyone's game.

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It's been very, very close
throughout the season.

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It's started to crystallise a bit.

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When you say anybody,
you might be thinking primarily

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of Henrik Fladseth...

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...Ina Svenningdal...

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...Ole Henry Snildalsli...

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...Pernille Sørensen...

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...or Thomas Numme.

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Yeah.

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Right. Even the finale
needs a prize task.

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What category have you
given these people today?

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I've asked you to bring
something that empties quickly.

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Pretty open task.

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Thomas, you can go first.
- Today, I've gone for the obvious.

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Straight, no detours, just the
first thing that came to mind.

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That's never paid off before.
- Sometimes, you have to be honest.

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What runs out quickly is also
what gets me drunk quickly.

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Today, I brought my wine cooler.

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Yes.

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Not much wine in there.

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This cooler holds 48 bottles.

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It's never been full.

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Great. Lovely. Henrik.

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It's the finale and therefore
I've brought you one of my very...

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One of my favourite
things to eat.

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And it's the classic
prawn sandwich.

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With a mayonnaise base,

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pepper and a squeeze of lemon.

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You don't hate
that either, do you?

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Imagine you've sat at a prawn
table and peeled a load of prawns.

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Finally, you have a sandwich.

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You run out of prawns at
an annoyingly high rate.

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Partly because it's so tasty,
and partly because it's soft food.

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The teeth fall through.
- You have to do a little demo.

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It's not the cheapest thing you can get.
It's often quite expensive.

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And one is rarely enough.

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When you're done...
- You're not stuffed after one.

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I eat quite a lot.
I'll have maybe 12.

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12 of these.
- Yes.

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Lovely.
Ina, what did you bring?

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I brought...
Let's see.

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I brought my wallet.

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Everything from credit cards to...
What are regular cards called?

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Bank cards?
- Bank cards.

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To everything I use every day.

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But after I got something I
realise is called grown-up money,

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I don't stand a chance of
holding on to a single penny.

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That's because I can't stop
buying these stupid Labubus!

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It's a scandal!

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I don't spend a penny on them,
and I find it absolutely disgusting.

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And I don't have any money left.
- Thank you. Good answer. Pernille.

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I've decided to expand
the playing field

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and throw myself into
a real touchy debate:

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whether or not everybody should have Nynorsk
[one of two official written standards of
Norwegian, used by 10-15% of the population]

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and learn it as a written language at school.
[one of two official written standards of
Norwegian, used by 10-15% of the population]

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So I've decided to bring a
Nynorsk dictionary with me.

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You're messing with
the language people?

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It won't go unpunished.
You can still take it back.

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I know, but you've got to
kick some ass in the finals.

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I experienced my teacher run
out of arguments quite quickly

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for why we need Nynorsk.

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Yeah.
- That's my experience.

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I completely understand why people
who live in parts of the country

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where you write Nynorsk,
need it there.

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But the main argument that we
were told was that if you get a job

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where a client writes
to you in Nynorsk,

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you have to be able
to answer in Nynorsk.

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I've never in my adult life had,
for example, Are Kalvø,
[Norwegian writer and satirist]

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who's directed
several of my shows...

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If he sends me an email and
has gone through the script...

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He writes in Nynorsk.

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It hasn't occurred
to me to write back,

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"I thank thee for thy comments."

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It has never occurred to me.
- No.

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Very brave answer.
Ole Henry, what have you brought?

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Imagine you're at a pre-party,
hit the town and then an after-party.

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And then some guy comes to the
after-party with an accordion.

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Then you'll... Let's see.
- You're not going to play that?

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I am.
- Can you play the accordion?

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Then you'll see that the
room will empty out quickly.

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Do you know how?

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Luckily, you're very good at it.

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Happy with yourself?

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Yes.
- You own it.

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Are you ready to score some points?
- I'm ready.

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Quite a varied lot, I think.

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Henrik, what did you have again?
- Prawn sandwich.

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You've eaten what you brought.
- It went straight down.

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1 point.
- What? For that?

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2 points for the wine cooler.

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It's 3 points for the Nynorsk.

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Is it?
- He's getting 4 points?

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So you think the accordion...
- I'll admit that's a weakness.

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I thought about the
points before he started.

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As he unveiled the accordion,
I thought, "This is a good point."

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Could've ended there.
Could've gotten 5 points, but it's 4.

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You actually get 5, Ina.

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That's a rotten thing to do.

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You know what I miss
in today's society, Olli?

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Smoking indoors, maybe.
- I don't miss that.

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I miss that we used to
value physical effort.

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Not just reward the thinkers.
The efforts of others than me, then.

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I couldn't agree more.
Let's get started with a task.

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Hello.
- Hello. What's going on here?

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Here you go.
- Thank you.

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Like this.
- I can't stand this.

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Okay...

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"Do something physical that
you think no-one else will do."

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"You have 20 seconds,
starting now."

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That was the act?
- Yes.

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Yes.
Okay, you did it well.

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Then I'll go inside.
- Yes.

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Oh.
- Ouch.

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I dropped something.

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Would you mind...

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"Do what you just did the
most times in three minutes."

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"Most times wins.
Your time starts now."
Okay.

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Yes. Right?

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Here, contestants can
choose what they want to do

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the most times in three minutes.

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Let's look at what everyone
chose to do over and over again

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for three minutes.

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"Your time starts now."
Okay.

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You're so daft, Olli.

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"Do something physical that
you think no-one else will do."

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Physical.

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Okay.
- Basketball with this.

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How many bounces?
- 22.

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"Do what you just did the
most times in three minutes."

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How many...

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22 times?
- Yes.

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One, two, three, four, five,
six, seven, eight, nine, ten,

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11, 12, 13, 14, 15,

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16, 17, 18, 19, 20, 21, 22.

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One.

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"Do something physical that
you think no-one else will do."

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That's the act?
- Yeah.

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Oh, fuck.

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"...something physical that
you think no-one else will do..."

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I don't think anybody else
is hiding back here going,

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"Gone. Peekaboo!"

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Oh, now I'm going to...

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Okay.

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Gone. Peekaboo! One.
Gone. Peekaboo! Two.

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Gone. Peekaboo!
Gone. Peekaboo!

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Damn, that's tiring.

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One more time.

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So tiring.
- That's 40 seconds.

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Fuck! Okay.

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That's one minute.
- Only one?

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1 minute and 10 seconds.

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Did you have a coarser beard before?
- I think so.

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I wonder if beards
soften with age.

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Gone...

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...peekaboo...

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Gone. Peekaboo!

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Three minutes gone.
- Right.

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Five seconds left.
- Lovely.

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That's enough... there.

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And time.
- Yes!

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And... time.

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Yes. Very good.

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There's a lot to address here.

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Let's start with you, Henrik.
The salivary glands got a challenge.

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You always have more saliva
in your glands than you think.

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Just when you think
you've run out of glands...

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When you think you're out of saliva,
you always have a lot more.

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But it wasn't spitting
and handshaking.

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He wouldn't take it.

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I knew I had another letter.

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Pernille, three minutes of
"Gone, peekaboo!" is a lot.

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I felt it for two days after.

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Because you were
working your thighs.

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I started way too low.

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You did it 58 times,
but the first time you did it twice.

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So we're gonna have to halve 58.
- That's fair. I mean, he went for 22.

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I have to say, Snildalsli,
you sort of take the cake

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by choosing to do it 22 times.

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Imagine how far ahead of the game
you'd have been if you'd just said 'one'.

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I thought this was really great.

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Great effort.
- The funniest task we've ever had.

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Then I need some numbers.
- Ole Henry, 11 reps.

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It's pretty good to get
11 times 22 bounces.

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I was impressed
with that amount.

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Thomas, 72.

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Ina, 23.

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Henrik, 134.

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Pernille, 29.

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Ole Henry, 1 point.
Ina, 2.

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Pernille, 3. Thomas, 4.
And Henrik, you get 5 points.

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Fabulous.

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In total, thus far,
shall we see where we are?

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Ina, you're at the top.
Oh, boy, oh, boy, how close.

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I smell some commercials now.
We'll see you in a bit.

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Now I want a task that
involves keeping a cool head.

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How about some cool
head-sized ice balls?

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Perfect.

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Are those ice balls?
- God, it's cold in here!

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This is probably gonna be
"melt in the shortest time"
or something.

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"Move the most ice balls
from the lab to the fountain."

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"Once something has left the lab,
it cannot be brought back in."

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Why would you bring it back in
if you're gonna take it out?

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"Any ice that hits the
ground is out of play."

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"Most ice balls win. You have 10 minutes.
Your time starts now."

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Does this have wheels?
- No.

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Ina, you immediately
left the lab.

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Can you then go back inside?

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I didn't think I was
synonymous with "something".

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Yes.

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Not many of you thought so.

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You have to get the most ice balls
from the lab to the fountain,

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but nothing that's left the
lab can ever come back in.

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Neither humans, things,
nor fragments of things.

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We'll continue with the human Ina,
who can't go back in.

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Then we'll throw in
our fellow human Henrik.

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Okay.

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You're inside the lab.

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Are you kidding me?
Are you serious?

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Yes, it's in the letter.

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I haven't got...
I don't...

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Could you give me some ice, then?
- No.

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Then we'll start here.
10 minutes?

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You're not allowed back in here.

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There you go.

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Now that part's been in.
- Fucking hell!

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This is quite average.

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That wasn't good enough.

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No!

244
00:17:02,720 --> 00:17:04,880
Then it's been in.

245
00:17:04,960 --> 00:17:06,720
Enjoying yourself?
- No!

246
00:17:12,600 --> 00:17:14,760
One ice ball!
One ice ball!

247
00:17:14,840 --> 00:17:16,960
I have one ice ball!

248
00:17:17,720 --> 00:17:20,280
One.
- I can do one more!

249
00:17:21,480 --> 00:17:24,000
How much time do I have left?
- 14 seconds.

250
00:17:31,600 --> 00:17:35,560
No! No!

251
00:17:38,440 --> 00:17:40,000
I got two.
- That's two, yeah.

252
00:17:40,080 --> 00:17:41,800
20 seconds left.

253
00:17:45,800 --> 00:17:48,000
Your time's up.
- Yeah.

254
00:17:48,080 --> 00:17:51,160
Happy?
- No. Actually, a little.

255
00:17:51,240 --> 00:17:53,360
I didn't give up.
- Goodbye.

256
00:17:53,440 --> 00:17:55,240
Goodbye!

257
00:18:00,960 --> 00:18:04,200
It started off
really irritable, Ina.

258
00:18:04,280 --> 00:18:07,400
Why so irritable?
You were clearly told.

259
00:18:07,480 --> 00:18:11,421
Yes, it goes up
and down quickly.

260
00:18:11,445 --> 00:18:12,880
Maybe a little
mad at yourself too.

261
00:18:12,960 --> 00:18:16,080
Mm-hmm.

262
00:18:16,160 --> 00:18:21,080
What about the other three?
Will they shine too?

263
00:18:21,160 --> 00:18:24,355
Here's an aquarium
full of happy salmon.

264
00:18:24,379 --> 00:18:27,240
Pernille, Thomas, and Ole Henry.

265
00:18:27,320 --> 00:18:31,040
Most ice balls. Then I'll start with
the smaller ones. I'm not stupid.

266
00:18:31,120 --> 00:18:33,160
Oh, no! Bloody...

267
00:18:33,240 --> 00:18:36,760
There. In the fountain... Okay.

268
00:18:39,040 --> 00:18:43,080
I'm a little disappointed in myself
that I'm starting with a T-shirt

269
00:18:43,160 --> 00:18:46,520
when there's bigger
things to put things in.

270
00:18:52,960 --> 00:18:56,400
You can't be in the lab.
- Shit.

271
00:18:56,480 --> 00:18:58,560
Oh my god, now I'm so smart.

272
00:19:01,040 --> 00:19:03,680
You've been in the lab.
- Fucking hell!

273
00:19:04,600 --> 00:19:07,280
Do I have to leave the lab?
- Yeah.

274
00:19:11,480 --> 00:19:16,200
This part has been
in and out of the lab.

275
00:19:20,600 --> 00:19:23,240
Now your hand is inside the lab.
- Okay.

276
00:19:29,400 --> 00:19:31,600
Then you pushed it back in.

277
00:19:46,640 --> 00:19:48,240
One minute left.

278
00:19:54,200 --> 00:19:57,120
Two, one...

279
00:19:57,200 --> 00:19:59,520
Are you okay?
- Tired.

280
00:20:01,240 --> 00:20:03,255
Lovely sound.

281
00:20:03,279 --> 00:20:07,200
Plop. Plop.
A lot more than I thought.

282
00:20:07,280 --> 00:20:09,520
Are you happy?
- I'm really happy.

283
00:20:13,160 --> 00:20:18,240
No! I got one.
- Then you have 40 seconds.

284
00:20:24,800 --> 00:20:29,240
Your time's up.
- That was good. Bye!

285
00:20:34,920 --> 00:20:38,655
It occurred to me,
as I was watching this,

286
00:20:38,679 --> 00:20:41,920
what a meaningless task.

287
00:20:42,000 --> 00:20:45,160
But what a meaningful experience,
watching you work.

288
00:20:45,240 --> 00:20:47,160
So it kind of evens out.

289
00:20:47,240 --> 00:20:51,280
Pernille, at one point,
you said that you were so smart.

290
00:20:51,360 --> 00:20:55,360
Is it characteristic of smart people,
that they say they're smart?

291
00:20:55,440 --> 00:21:00,880
No. And really,
it's just me bragging to myself

292
00:21:00,960 --> 00:21:05,320
to keep my spirits up.
Because I feel incredibly stupid.

293
00:21:05,400 --> 00:21:07,440
A lot of people are
dumber around here.

294
00:21:07,520 --> 00:21:10,560
It looked promising.
- Ready for some numbers?

295
00:21:10,640 --> 00:21:13,920
Henrik and Ina share last place,
with three ice balls each.

296
00:21:14,000 --> 00:21:17,520
Room for improvement.
- 21 ice balls for you, Pernille.

297
00:21:17,600 --> 00:21:20,455
Then it's very close:
42 and 44.

298
00:21:20,479 --> 00:21:22,600
One has 42,
the other has 44.

299
00:21:22,680 --> 00:21:25,280
What do you think, Thomas?
- Probably 42 for me.

300
00:21:25,360 --> 00:21:28,400
It's 44 for you!
- Wow!

301
00:21:29,800 --> 00:21:33,400
My, oh my.
- Okay, let's get our scores up here.

302
00:21:34,360 --> 00:21:35,800
Yeah.

303
00:21:37,000 --> 00:21:39,640
We've come to the final
task from the house.

304
00:21:39,720 --> 00:21:44,200
There are certain tasks that
you dread more than others.

305
00:21:44,280 --> 00:21:46,800
I think you're 100%
right about that.

306
00:21:46,880 --> 00:21:50,680
To give you plenty of time to dread,
we've been saving it

307
00:21:50,760 --> 00:21:54,920
for as close to the end as possible.
- That's pretty much right now.

308
00:21:55,000 --> 00:21:59,160
Then there's nothing to wait for?
- The wait is over.

309
00:21:59,240 --> 00:22:00,560
Yuck.

310
00:22:10,560 --> 00:22:12,440
Pink package.

311
00:22:12,520 --> 00:22:13,788
Do you wanna guess
what the task is?

312
00:22:13,812 --> 00:22:16,936
Bobbysocks, Eurovision...
[Eurovision Song Contest winners in 1985,
known for their pink sequinned jackets]

313
00:22:16,960 --> 00:22:18,080
Go.

314
00:22:18,160 --> 00:22:19,960
"Make..."
Shit.

315
00:22:21,040 --> 00:22:25,200
"Make a lip sync show..."

316
00:22:25,280 --> 00:22:27,080
"...to the chorus of any song."

317
00:22:27,160 --> 00:22:28,955
"Best presentation wins."

318
00:22:28,979 --> 00:22:31,200
"You have 30 minutes.
Your time starts now."

319
00:22:31,280 --> 00:22:34,320
Lip sync.
It's like air guitar and...

320
00:22:35,640 --> 00:22:37,280
Okay.
What are these, then?

321
00:22:38,480 --> 00:22:39,600
Air pods!

322
00:22:39,680 --> 00:22:41,480
Ear plugs.

323
00:22:41,560 --> 00:22:44,400
This might be one of the
worst things I could do.

324
00:22:45,880 --> 00:22:46,960
I mean...

325
00:22:48,480 --> 00:22:50,520
Find some glitter and...

326
00:22:52,920 --> 00:22:55,240
...disco balls and some lights.

327
00:22:57,240 --> 00:22:59,960
What enthusiasm!

328
00:23:00,040 --> 00:23:01,480
Yeah!

329
00:23:01,560 --> 00:23:05,080
The best presentation wins.
- That's a happy girl.

330
00:23:05,160 --> 00:23:09,320
This is a finale task, so it's
important that it's done properly.

331
00:23:09,400 --> 00:23:13,160
Maybe you can tell us
how we plan to measure this?

332
00:23:13,240 --> 00:23:16,240
Yeah, definitely.
We're gonna show the song up here.

333
00:23:16,320 --> 00:23:19,040
Then the audience in the
theatre will be tasked

334
00:23:19,120 --> 00:23:23,800
with guessing which songs
the contestants portrayed.

335
00:23:23,880 --> 00:23:29,520
Then it won't work!
- Which songs?

336
00:23:29,600 --> 00:23:33,200
The contestant who gets the
most correct guesses will win.

337
00:23:33,280 --> 00:23:38,000
What's so shocking?
You've all been lip-syncing.

338
00:23:38,080 --> 00:23:41,600
It's the title of
the song we want.

339
00:23:41,680 --> 00:23:47,560
Can I get an explanation
for that shocked face?

340
00:23:47,640 --> 00:23:54,120
When I envision lip-syncing,
you usually hear the song.

341
00:23:54,200 --> 00:23:58,080
They're not gonna hear the song.
And they're gonna guess what I'm singing?

342
00:23:58,160 --> 00:24:01,760
Yes.
- That's what the letter said.

343
00:24:03,400 --> 00:24:06,360
If anyone tries to
influence the audience,

344
00:24:06,440 --> 00:24:10,120
or add something to it,
it's zero points.

345
00:24:10,200 --> 00:24:13,720
Shall we get it over with?
- Let's begin. Why don't we...

346
00:24:13,800 --> 00:24:17,320
Let's start with Ina.
I can't save Ina.

347
00:24:17,400 --> 00:24:19,960
Then let's start with
Ina's lip sync show.

348
00:25:07,920 --> 00:25:13,200
That looked like very good diction.
- Thank you. I'm an actress.

349
00:25:13,280 --> 00:25:16,400
Then the voting is over.

350
00:25:16,480 --> 00:25:21,920
It'll be interesting to see
if they've figured out the song.

351
00:25:22,000 --> 00:25:25,480
Are you confident, Ina?
- No.

352
00:25:25,560 --> 00:25:30,440
If no-one stops me now, I'll ask Ina
to reveal the song you were miming.

353
00:25:31,040 --> 00:25:33,800
I was lip-syncing

354
00:25:33,880 --> 00:25:37,920
'Titanium' by David Guetta.

355
00:25:38,000 --> 00:25:42,120
I have the answer to
how many guessed it: 20.

356
00:25:42,200 --> 00:25:48,320
That's well done!
- Not bad. Not bad at all.

357
00:25:49,680 --> 00:25:54,400
It actually worked.
I'm impressed. Moving on.

358
00:25:54,480 --> 00:26:00,080
Then you will have Numme
and his lip sync show.

359
00:26:34,640 --> 00:26:38,280
Thomas, you've put a lot of focus
on presentation, not on show.

360
00:26:38,360 --> 00:26:42,800
Without knowing the brief, I thought
presentation would be important.

361
00:26:42,880 --> 00:26:45,480
It looked very emotional.

362
00:26:45,560 --> 00:26:48,440
Yes.
- Henrik, do you wanna take a guess?

363
00:26:48,520 --> 00:26:52,136
It's crystal clear, Numme.
'All for Norway', of course.
[official 1994 football World Cup song]

364
00:26:52,160 --> 00:26:55,120
Is that correct?
- That's correct.

365
00:26:59,760 --> 00:27:02,880
Very wise choice.
You know how many people knew that.

366
00:27:02,960 --> 00:27:06,633
184.
- Well done!

367
00:27:09,160 --> 00:27:13,040
I'm not surprised.
That's gonna be very tough to beat.

368
00:27:13,120 --> 00:27:15,560
We just need to shake
this off and move on.

369
00:27:15,640 --> 00:27:20,120
Next, Olli?
- I thought we'd finally see Pernille.

370
00:27:20,200 --> 00:27:22,680
Let's see Pernille.

371
00:27:56,080 --> 00:28:01,000
The more showiness,
the more awkward the silence.

372
00:28:01,080 --> 00:28:06,800
I imagine that this would
work better with sound.

373
00:28:06,880 --> 00:28:09,840
It would have been easier then.

374
00:28:09,920 --> 00:28:15,080
I might have also
chosen a different song.

375
00:28:15,160 --> 00:28:17,520
Are you happy with
your presentation?

376
00:28:17,600 --> 00:28:20,800
If you know what song it is,
it's obvious.

377
00:28:20,880 --> 00:28:24,240
What song is it?
- 'My Life' by Kate Gulbrandsen.
[1987 Eurovision Song Contest entry]

378
00:28:30,520 --> 00:28:38,433
I had made a path to walk.
I had a goal that only I can reach.
[referencing the song lyrics]

379
00:28:38,433 --> 00:28:40,700
I just want to say,
and it might say a lot about me too,

380
00:28:40,800 --> 00:28:42,880
I got that one.

381
00:28:42,960 --> 00:28:47,280
How many are you guessing?
- Maybe seven.

382
00:28:47,360 --> 00:28:48,800
Five.

383
00:28:50,880 --> 00:28:53,800
That's good, though.
- At least a few got it.

384
00:28:53,880 --> 00:28:56,040
Yeah.
- Good.

385
00:28:56,120 --> 00:28:59,320
That's very well done,
the five of you.

386
00:28:59,400 --> 00:29:03,520
This is what I call entertainment.
I want to see more, Olli.

387
00:29:03,600 --> 00:29:07,480
Next will be Henrik.
His show is coming up.

388
00:29:34,760 --> 00:29:36,520
Yeah, there you go.

389
00:29:42,320 --> 00:29:46,160
Well, well, well.

390
00:29:46,240 --> 00:29:52,640
Very visual. You'd set it up to
have quite a few clues as well.

391
00:29:52,720 --> 00:29:56,360
A lot of rhythm.
- I'm scared to say anything yet.

392
00:29:56,440 --> 00:30:00,840
You're too scared to say anything.
- Fearing that I'll get zero points.

393
00:30:00,920 --> 00:30:04,280
I've got loads to say.
Just wait until I can speak freely.

394
00:30:04,360 --> 00:30:09,480
Then you can start
speaking freely now.

395
00:30:09,560 --> 00:30:15,920
If it had been a very famous song,
everyone would've gotten it.

396
00:30:16,000 --> 00:30:18,520
It was the song's fault.

397
00:30:18,600 --> 00:30:21,960
I thought that you were the one
we were supposed to impress.

398
00:30:22,040 --> 00:30:24,680
I was counting on
you getting it, Atle.

399
00:30:24,760 --> 00:30:27,840
What song is this?
- A song that I made.

400
00:30:34,600 --> 00:30:38,476
I guess we're talking about
the song 'Cancer and Cardan'.
[via the 'Team Antonsen' TV sketch show, 2004]

401
00:30:38,500 --> 00:30:40,680
That's it.

402
00:30:40,760 --> 00:30:44,733
Canoe and veal broth,
[lyrics from the song]

403
00:30:45,440 --> 00:30:50,880
And Cancer and Cardan.
- That's right.

404
00:30:50,960 --> 00:30:54,120
How many are you guessing?
- I'm gonna say three.

405
00:30:54,200 --> 00:30:57,120
I'm gonna say zero.
- Then I can give you the answer.

406
00:30:57,200 --> 00:30:59,360
One.

407
00:30:59,440 --> 00:31:01,360
Oh, boy, oh, boy.

408
00:31:03,200 --> 00:31:07,320
We're gonna have a small commercial
break, but we'll be right back.

409
00:31:17,760 --> 00:31:23,160
This was amazing. I didn't think
it was possible to get that low.

410
00:31:23,240 --> 00:31:28,520
That just leaves one.
- Ole Henry Snildalsli himself.

411
00:31:28,600 --> 00:31:30,760
His show's coming here.

412
00:32:11,560 --> 00:32:13,000
Right.

413
00:32:13,080 --> 00:32:18,080
At least on top of the game
when it comes to the show part.

414
00:32:18,160 --> 00:32:22,680
I thought I was doing this,

415
00:32:22,760 --> 00:32:25,400
but I was just standing like this.

416
00:32:25,480 --> 00:32:28,760
Yeah. It was more
humping than dancing.

417
00:32:28,840 --> 00:32:33,280
It was 'Billie Jean'
by Michael Jackson.

418
00:32:33,360 --> 00:32:37,920
Some people got that.
- There were some who got that.

419
00:32:38,000 --> 00:32:41,880
The show was so good,
I'm sure most people got the artist.

420
00:32:41,960 --> 00:32:44,640
It's just a matter of
finding the right song.

421
00:32:44,720 --> 00:32:48,600
I can tell you that
61 people answered 'Thriller'.

422
00:32:49,280 --> 00:32:54,900
But 53 people got 'Billie Jean'.
That's very good.

423
00:32:55,000 --> 00:32:59,560
Okay, we've got an order.

424
00:33:00,560 --> 00:33:03,120
We can start from the bottom.
Henrik, one.

425
00:33:03,200 --> 00:33:04,840
Pernille, five.

426
00:33:05,320 --> 00:33:07,388
Ina, 20.

427
00:33:07,412 --> 00:33:09,480
Ole Henry, 53.

428
00:33:09,560 --> 00:33:11,960
Thomas, 184.

429
00:33:14,240 --> 00:33:18,320
Not bad.
- Here are the scores.

430
00:33:18,400 --> 00:33:22,800
Let's see the totals
before the final task.

431
00:33:22,880 --> 00:33:25,640
Look at this, Numme!
You're on top.

432
00:33:25,720 --> 00:33:31,880
Room for improvement, Henrik.
This could be very exciting.

433
00:33:31,960 --> 00:33:37,240
It's time to lift your carcasses from
your chairs and enter the battle arena.

434
00:33:37,320 --> 00:33:41,320
It's the final studio task
of the season. Get up.

435
00:33:51,080 --> 00:33:54,360
A very warm welcome to the gold finale.
The golden ball.

436
00:33:54,440 --> 00:33:58,480
In each of the balloons in
front of you, above your heads,

437
00:33:58,560 --> 00:34:02,560
is a unique ping-pong ball
with a value of one to five.

438
00:34:02,640 --> 00:34:06,840
From the highest value:
one gold, one silver, one bronze,

439
00:34:06,920 --> 00:34:09,000
one green, and one yellow.

440
00:34:09,080 --> 00:34:13,200
Yellow is the lowest. It's about
getting the highest value ball.

441
00:34:13,280 --> 00:34:17,680
If you do that, you win the task.
No-one knows where the balls are,

442
00:34:17,760 --> 00:34:19,160
in which balloon.

443
00:34:19,240 --> 00:34:23,600
There are also some white balls
that have no value whatsoever.

444
00:34:23,680 --> 00:34:26,400
Once you've selected your ball,
go and sit down.

445
00:34:26,480 --> 00:34:29,800
You've been given a little
pointy thing in your hand.

446
00:34:29,880 --> 00:34:34,120
When I blow my whistle,
you may proceed. Ready...

447
00:34:37,080 --> 00:34:38,320
Oh my god.

448
00:34:45,960 --> 00:34:49,320
I saw that, and then that.
- It's exciting.

449
00:34:54,680 --> 00:34:56,520
Thomas, have you found it?

450
00:34:56,600 --> 00:34:58,520
Yeah.

451
00:34:59,880 --> 00:35:03,800
You can go and have a seat then.
- He was looking for something better.

452
00:35:06,600 --> 00:35:08,000
Shit.

453
00:35:09,480 --> 00:35:10,640
Yeah.

454
00:35:19,660 --> 00:35:21,900
The balls have been picked up.

455
00:35:22,080 --> 00:35:26,880
Now, let's see how it went.
Who has which ball.

456
00:35:26,960 --> 00:35:30,600
Let's start with the one
with the lowest score.

457
00:35:30,680 --> 00:35:32,680
1 point. Yellow ball.

458
00:35:32,760 --> 00:35:35,960
It's Henrik.
1 point for Henrik.

459
00:35:36,040 --> 00:35:37,760
Then who has the green ball?

460
00:35:39,000 --> 00:35:40,360
That was Ina.

461
00:35:41,360 --> 00:35:44,320
Who has the bronze ball?

462
00:35:47,960 --> 00:35:51,680
Yes. Who has the silver ball?

463
00:35:51,760 --> 00:35:53,880
It's Thomas.

464
00:35:53,960 --> 00:35:56,240
And who has the golden ball?

465
00:35:57,520 --> 00:35:59,720
Ole Henry.
- None.

466
00:35:59,800 --> 00:36:05,520
Wow!
- Magic!

467
00:36:05,600 --> 00:36:09,000
Yeah...
- Magic.

468
00:36:09,080 --> 00:36:14,240
It's pretty exciting. Go ahead.
- It's very exciting.

469
00:36:14,320 --> 00:36:19,520
Let's take a look at what's
a little bit important for some:

470
00:36:19,600 --> 00:36:23,840
Who will emerge victorious on
today's show. Here are the scores.

471
00:36:23,920 --> 00:36:26,560
It's none other than...

472
00:36:26,640 --> 00:36:31,760
Thomas Numme who takes the win
on today's show. Congratulations.

473
00:36:31,840 --> 00:36:34,200
And wins some things
that empty quickly.

474
00:36:34,280 --> 00:36:39,720
Just stay seated for the moment
we've all been waiting for.

475
00:36:39,800 --> 00:36:42,440
The winner of the whole season,

476
00:36:42,520 --> 00:36:47,240
who can take home this
bust in gold of me today.

477
00:36:47,320 --> 00:36:53,120
It is...
- My, oh, my!

478
00:36:53,200 --> 00:36:57,840
What the hell?
- Yeah.

479
00:36:57,920 --> 00:37:02,120
What happens now?
- That's new.

480
00:37:02,200 --> 00:37:06,160
And what happens then?
We're not gonna have three winners.

481
00:37:06,240 --> 00:37:09,120
That won't work.
- No, how exciting!

482
00:37:09,200 --> 00:37:11,560
That means we have
to have an extra finale.

483
00:37:11,640 --> 00:37:14,040
It's set in the following way.

484
00:37:14,120 --> 00:37:19,520
The three of you will have one
minute to run out into the theatre

485
00:37:19,600 --> 00:37:24,680
and find the person you think
looks the most like yourselves.

486
00:37:24,760 --> 00:37:28,280
The clock will start ticking.
Three, two, one...

487
00:37:28,840 --> 00:37:31,680
Wow.

488
00:37:31,760 --> 00:37:33,920
All you have to
do is start looking.

489
00:37:34,400 --> 00:37:36,120
You have heights.

490
00:37:38,480 --> 00:37:41,240
You can go up
to the higher tiers.

491
00:37:47,880 --> 00:37:49,760
Yes...

492
00:37:49,840 --> 00:37:53,000
Yes.
- Then you go to that person.

493
00:37:53,080 --> 00:37:54,600
Yes.

494
00:37:56,960 --> 00:37:58,400
10 seconds left.

495
00:37:59,920 --> 00:38:02,920
Don't look at us.

496
00:38:03,000 --> 00:38:04,880
Five seconds left.

497
00:38:06,280 --> 00:38:10,000
Yes, I'm standing by...
- Then we can start with Henrik.

498
00:38:10,080 --> 00:38:11,360
You can come up.

499
00:38:14,960 --> 00:38:18,920
I'm happy.
- You can stand next to him.

500
00:38:25,040 --> 00:38:27,520
Thomas, you can...
There you go.

501
00:38:27,600 --> 00:38:30,120
You... Yeah.

502
00:38:38,300 --> 00:38:42,652
[Viggo Venn, Norwegian comedian
who won Britain's Got Talent in 2023]

503
00:38:43,600 --> 00:38:45,720
Very good.

504
00:38:45,967 --> 00:38:48,633
[he's known for his act
featuring hi-vis jackets]

505
00:38:50,000 --> 00:38:54,200
Sure. It's Viggo.
Take Viggo over there.

506
00:38:54,280 --> 00:38:56,960
Viggo is a much
prettier version of me.

507
00:38:57,040 --> 00:38:58,840
Come on down.

508
00:39:06,360 --> 00:39:08,200
You can stand here.

509
00:39:15,240 --> 00:39:18,600
But...
Do you know this person?

510
00:39:19,280 --> 00:39:20,960
It's my mum.

511
00:39:23,120 --> 00:39:25,800
I'll let you go
and sit over there.

512
00:39:25,880 --> 00:39:28,760
This was amazing.
- Yeah, pretty good.

513
00:39:28,840 --> 00:39:32,280
So you've selected
your lookalikes.

514
00:39:32,360 --> 00:39:36,320
It's up to the
audience to decide

515
00:39:36,400 --> 00:39:40,000
which one of you they
think looks the most alike.

516
00:39:40,080 --> 00:39:43,240
We'll start with
Henrik and Kjell.

517
00:39:50,800 --> 00:39:54,760
Very good.
Let's move on to Thomas and Viggo.

518
00:40:01,000 --> 00:40:05,120
Great. Finally, it's
Ina and her mum.

519
00:40:10,520 --> 00:40:14,040
We have a winner
of season 12, Ina.

520
00:40:17,860 --> 00:40:19,940
Simply an adventure.

521
00:40:30,720 --> 00:40:32,640
Oh, yeah!

522
00:40:34,000 --> 00:40:36,680
Now you have to raise
the trophy above your head.

523
00:40:58,720 --> 00:41:00,880
Thank you for watching.

524
00:41:00,960 --> 00:41:04,120
Remember, you're not just someONE,
you're someTHING too.

525
00:41:04,200 --> 00:41:06,560
We'll leave you with this
from Drammen's Theatre.

526
00:41:06,640 --> 00:41:09,280
Take care!
- Thank you!

527
00:41:12,167 --> 00:41:14,867
Original English subtitles:
Tommy Lund (LinQ Media Group)

528
00:41:17,467 --> 00:41:20,167
Proofreading and adjustments:
u/taskmastermaster

529
00:41:20,480 --> 00:41:22,440
Oh, that was fun!

530
00:41:27,600 --> 00:41:28,880
Mum!