Good evening, and welcome to Taskmaster.
My name is Louis Morissette, and I am the Taskmaster.
Over the past few weeks, I have devised a series of tasks
for five beloved comedians to complete.
Together, we'll discover what they did, and how they did it.
Yuck!
As the Taskmaster, I'll hand out points
to the most deserving contestants
based on highly subjective and ambiguous criteria.
The winner of the season will take home
the greatest prize in television history:
a replica of my head... in gold!
[Episode title: "Doctor Octopus"]
You're too kind!
Save your applause for this season's guinea pigs:
Kevin Raphael!
Marie-Lyne Joncas!
Tammy Verge!
Phil Roy!
And Mona de Grenoble!
And if there were a prize for best assistant...
he'd present it: Antoine Vézina!
Wow!
Thank you, Taskmaster. I could present it,
and Véro [Louis' partner] says you would win it.
Ah!
So, as always, we're about to reveal
the prizes our contestants are... - Yes!
...playing for tonight.
Because the stakes are high, here;
we're not just goofing around. - This is serious!
And the prizes are items
that the contestants themselves have brought in.
The items had to fit a particular theme, as usual.
This time, the theme was:
The most exciting thing that starts with 'G'.
Oh! Intriguing, isn't it?
Yes!
Let's see what Marie-Lyne brought in.
It could have been 'graine', no? [Québécois slang for 'penis']
Oh! Badum-pum-pum!
I've brought in a globe. - A globe?
Geography.
Google Earth.
I love it. I spend hours...
I savour geography, in my life.
So which country is the purple one, then?
Well... name a country. - India.
That's a country. See? I know them all.
I know every single one of them. - We share the same passion!
Geo... graphy!
Uh... Tammy. - Yes!
What have you brought in?
Gummies! - Oh!
Jujubes are spelled with a 'J', Tammy.
They're gummies.
"Gugubes"! "Gugubes"!
Gummy bears.
But there are also funny gummies.
When you take those... Wooh!
You laugh really hard. - We'll do some after the show.
Do you know about those?
Me? Yes!
I ate one in 1984.
I'm still buzzing.
Uh, Phil!
Yes!
Most exciting thing beginning with 'G'.
I brought in... - A G-Pop.
It's a G-Pop, yes. [G-spot stimulator]
Hang on. Hang on a sec.
I may be about to reveal how uncultured I am, but...
What is it? - What is it?
It's my girlfriend's. It's Virginie's.
She said...
that it's something she wears around her neck.
When I went away on tour,
she said it felt like I was holding her.
Sort of, like... sort of like this.
So when I went on tour,
she told me she was wearing it this way,
and it felt like I was there with her.
Kevin! Let's have a look at your item.
It's two little gorilla lamps. They're lamps!
Those aren't gorillas; they're monkeys. - They're gorillas!
They're monkeys. - They're gorilla lamps.
You get the lamp... Boom! It lights up. It's nice.
I bought them. - No, but they're golden monkeys.
Ah!
Golden monkeys, come on! - Golden gorillas.
Mona! - Yes, so...
I brought in a huge water bottle. ["Grosse gourde"]
This is my water bottle, and there's practical spout
at the end to drink out of.
It's my favourite water bottle.
And I think everyone here is envious.
It's the best type of water bottle.
When I go to the gym, all the men check my bottle out!
It's crazy!
Excellent. - Yeah.
Louis, you need to score them.
Louis, I was the only one who kept it clean
for the kids watching at home. - No! Mine was subtle.
Because they really respected the theme,
Mona et Phil will get 5 points.
Yeah!
I'll give 4 points to Tammy.
3 to Marie-Lyne. - 3 to Marie-Lyne...
And 1 for Kevin who, again, didn't respect the...
This man is laziness incarnate.
He didn't follow... - Dude! What do you mean, 1 point?
You never follow instructions.
You try finding gorilla-monkeys somewhere, man.
They're monkeys, not gorillas!
I'm angry! 1 point!
We're off to a terrible start.
Can we move on to the first task, please?
I can't wait! I can't wait!
Certainly!
And we're about to go back in time for this one.
What?
Wow!
Wow! That's so cool!
TV! This is a sport I can get behind.
That's you! - Yes!
And who's the other guy? - Who do you think?
A redhead? Vincent Damphousse. [former NHL player from Quebec]
So, Vincent Damphousse and me.
That makes sense.
Hey! I'm in the game! Oh!
Oh my god! You made me into a little character.
Aaah! Let's go!
Yeah!
This is so much fun!
Come on!
A cherry, a cherry!
Oh, come on!
Okay... Ah!
A big Antoine. Ah, he's angry.
Oh! Kick, kick, kick!
Aaah! Let's go!
Yeah! Take that! There. Right in your ancient face!
Hmm!
Oh, not him! The Taskmaster.
"Physically recreate a classic video game."
"Best recreation wins. You have one hour."
One hour?
"Your time starts now."
Do you like video games?
No... No. - A little, no?
I hate video games. - Really?
Can you replay the part where I kicked you in the face?
I kicked you... Pow!
Let's recap.
So, they had one hour, my dear Vincent,
to recreate a video game.
So let's have a look at...
So Kevin, it wasn't the task prompt that scared you.
It was the fact that you had to work for an hour.
Yo, man!
One hour... I read "one hour", and went...
Well, as a matter of fact, we are about to see Kevin's attempt.
That worked.
One hour?
That worked.
One hour?
What did you do with the remaining 55 minutes?
Please tell me that you didn't actually punch each other?
Because the visual effects were breathtaking.
No, precisely. His punches were landing pretty far away from me...
Nooo?
...but thanks to good camera angles...
...it looked like... - Wow! That's impressive!
What did the video game lover come up with?
Well, let's see Phil's attempt.
I'm nervous.
So, Antoine. - Yes!
You have a controller. - Yes, I'm ready to play.
You're ready to play...
...one of the best-selling games on the planet...
Oh, really.
...that put the Game Boy back on the map.
Tetris!
Wow!
The game will start in three, two, one.
So, can I rotate the piece?
And move it?
I'd put in on the other side.
Oh, the other side. - In the hole, there.
Get out of the way! - Ah, ding-ding-ding!
No, no! - Here comes the next piece.
Ding-ding-ding!
The square... I'm gonna aim for the hole, there.
Do you see it? There. Hey, idiot!
Well, I'm rotating... No, left! Left... Yes!
Oh, you're good!
I like making a line.
Now it's going to go faster, though.
In that hole there!
In the hole! There!
Yes! Leave it there.
Straight ahead!
Are you sure?
Go!
Oh yes! Well done!
It's gonna go even faster, now.
Okay! Oop! Yes, Okay.
Yes, that's good.
So this made Game Boy popular again?
It made it... Oh, you lost.
Ah... Game over.
You did well!
Thanks!
I thought that was great.
It was super creative.
It's good!
It was a recreation.
Yo, Phil. I feel really bad about mine.
Uh...
Let's see Tammy's. - Tammy!
Are you ready, Antoine?
Whenever you're ready, Tammy!
Come on!
Come this way! Come on!
Come over here! Oh!
Oh!
Hit!
What are you doing?
Come on, you little dog.
Come on, let's have it!
Leave me alone, little dog.
Come on!
Hey, hey! That wasn't in the original game.
Your gummy kicked in again.
That was so satisfying.
Very good. Very good.
Okay, for the young ones at home
who didn't know what Antoine was up to,
he was playing the dog that taunted the player.
A classic part of that game.
Oh! So, Duck Hunt.
I was sure that was Cornemuse after a horrible bus accident. [canine protagonist from a Québécois kids TV show]
Oh! I get it. - Same!
Okay, well, we're going to take a break.
We'll let the parents explain to their kids:
"Yes, yes, that's what it was like in my day."
They'll annoy you with that for the next three minutes.
When we come back, we'll see Marie-Lyne and Mona's attempts.
"Eat the most watermelon."
"You must be wearing a boiler suit and safety goggles throughout."
Should we play the game where you don't say "yo"?
No.
Welcome back to Taskmaster.
We're in the middle of a really nostalgic task, aren't we?
Yes! Our five companions had to recreate
a classic video game from their childhood.
We've seen "Tetris", we've had... "Punch-Out!!"...
"Punch-Out!!" - ...and, "Duck Hunt".
Exactly. Let's keep it going with Marie-Lyne.
Look at this!
Wow!
My, "Mario Kart" game.
Very well done.
Thank you! A discount version, but made with love.
No!
I slipped.
This is fun... It doesn't scratch your pants up at all.
I got the star.
The star makes you go really fast.
Oh! I slipped!
Out of the way, mister!
It's hard on the kidneys, eh?
I'm gonna get the star!
My hips hurt.
How about you?
Good thing you were wearing your helmet, eh?
Wow! Good job!
Are you okay?
You hurt him.
Bravo!
He fell for real.
Well... Eh?
Marie-Lyne said "He fell for real." - Yes!
Can we see that again, please?
Oh yes!
Oh, wow!
Good!
Aw, poor Antoine.
I loved the whole thing. I really loved it.
It was really good. Especially the bananas. - Yes, it took long to set it up, but...
You know, it wasn't, like, two boxing gloves.
It took longer... There were pennants...
There's one attempt remaining. Mona's.
Woo!
Roaaar...
Roaaar... Roaaar!
It's-a me, Mario!
Okay!
Ahh!!
Come on. Is he kidding?
Stop! Hey! Are you nuts?
Are you insane?
I blame the activists trying to
free the gorillas from Granby Zoo. [80km east of Montreal]
Argh! - Are you okay?
That's bad for your lower back, at your age.
You know, gorillas age pretty quickly.
Omnikin, Antoine! [in the Quebec team sport Kin-Ball, which uses a similar ball, the attacking team yells out "Omnikin!" before designating a defending team]
Okay...
Crazy man!
Hang on a sec...
Okay, okay!
Take that, you goddamn savage!
Okay, well, you have to die at some point;
otherwise this is going to turn into a porno.
Okay! Come here, baby!
"Omnikin!"
Well done!
The barrels were really heavy and I remember...
Do you remember that at the bottom of the hill there was
a little guy with production that had to catch the barrels?
Not a tooth left in his mouth.
Well, Marie-Lyne: 5 points. - 5 points!
Next... Phil and Mona: 4 points.
4 points each. - We're tied!
A nice 3 points, Tammy. - 3 points for Tammy.
2 points for Kevin.
Yay! That's not so bad.
I have to tell you. - Yes?
Mona and Phil are tied for first place.
Oh! - Congrats, my man.
I'll take the 'graine' [penis]; you can keep the G-Pop.
Excellent!
The next task is one of gastronomical support.
Woo! Barbecue!
No, but, okay.
Watermelon, cookout.
Okay...
Oh! Food!
Oh! Watermelons!
Oh, those are good!
You're in the water, there. You're in the water.
Yo, they've stuck it on. Do you see what jerks they are?
Geez!
Hey! He's taking my thing! - Take it, Tammy.
You deserve it.
Okay, I'm going for it. I'm going for it.
Should we play the game where you don't say "yo"?
No. That's impossible. That's my schtick.
"Eat the most watermelon."
"You must be wearing the coverall and safety goggles throughout."
"You must remain on your platform throughout."
"You must not feed yourself."
"You may only feed another person."
"You may only eat the watermelon in front of your platform."
"You have four minutes."
"Your time starts when Antoine blows his whistle."
Wait, wait. Do we have to get dressed first?
Yes, exactly.
We get dressed, and then we feed each other.
I'm good with that, actually.
If you feed me, I'm happy.
A team task.
Wasn't that fun?
We were good in that one, I think.
We laughed, anyway. - Oh...
Well, that's a good start.
So far you're acting super close.
Well, at the end of the day,
we did a bunch of tasks together all day.
They say "opposites attract". - Yeaaaah.
So, they had to feed their team-mates using only their pickers.
So you feed... the other person.
It'll make more sense when we see it.
Let's start with the Yo team.
Yooo!
Are you ready?
Okay, should we do, like, one each?
That'll be simpler.
Okay, wait. Watch carefully. Go, go. Here!
Um... okay, hold it in your mouth.
I just have to readjust. Okay, go.
Okay... okay, here's the other side.
Good thing you're protected, Kev.
Okay...
Okay, are you ready? - Yes!
Yeah! Yeah!
Oh... Oh shit, you're going fast!
But it's because you've got a bigger mouth than me.
I have a little bird beak.
I'm gonna stack these two.
Three minutes remaining!
Should I move this up?
Okay...
I don't know if that was in the rules.
Well, it didn't say we couldn't.
Finished? Finished, finished.
That's impolite.
Have you seen the slices you've been feeding me?
Well, yeah, but... They're not huge slices.
Look. Oh! Yeah, that's a sizable slice.
Do you think we can do it at the same time?
Well, if we line it up right.
Okay, do you have a good grip on that?
It's like we're 69-ing.
30 seconds!
Five... - Ah!
Time's up. Thank you!
What did you think of that?
I don't know how I feel.
I don't care about the task.
Man, we ate and we barely moved.
That's my shit, man.
We're so good!
Anything as long as you don't have to work.
"We ate and we barely moved."
He didn't even zip his suit up.
It was ripped! I was too huge.
Oh, come on!
And I was really happy because he listened to me.
Oh yeah, he did... I was, like, "Come on, have another."
And he was, like, "Okay."
He was focused with me. And that made me happy.
At some point, you said, "It's like we're 69-ing."
She said that. I don't know what I...
Well, because we had to eat each other at the same time.
That's my girl!
That's my girl! G-Pop!
Well, I don't want to start a fight,
but being a team of three is more advantageous than a team of two.
They'll eat more. - Of course!
I'm guessing they'll perform much better as a team of three.
That's what we'll find out...
after the break!
Are you sure you want to do this?
I think I'll be okay.
The wheel just needs to spin for a long time.
When you're ready... Here we go.
Okay, it's going fast. Oh...
Oh, where's the brake? Where's the brake? Oh! Oh!
Thank you!
Welcome back to Taskmaster, where five comedians
are trying to eat the most watermelon possible.
Yes!
Each participant had to feed one of their team-mates.
Yes!
You can't eat yourself; you have to eat the others.
We've seen the laudable efforts of Kevin and Marie-Lyne.
"You eat the others." - "You eat the others?"
Yes, well, it's a saying.
Uh, let's have a look at
Phil, Tammy, and Mona eat the others.
Team!
Christ... Are you ready?
Wait...
It's 'cause my make-up... I hope you don't mind.
Leave it there, a sec.
Oh, that's good, Phil. You're good.
Does yours taste a little fermented?
This isn't fresh from the grocery store, Jesus!
Come on, Mona! I'm hungry!
Shit! It tastes like alcohol!
Focus for two seconds.
Try a different slice, Phil.
I hate this slice.
It tastes like ass.
This one's almost finished. It's almost finished.
Invest some time, here.
That's it.
That's acceptable.
Okay, I took this one by the end.
There's more to eat, here. Eat it, for fuck's sake!
I'm wearing lipstick!
I don't care! Bite, bite, bite! Another bite!
Hey! De Grenoble!
One more bite! Mommy's gonna get mad!
I'm gonna pee my pants.
There! Mommy is mad, now.
I'm going to undo your laces, you asshole...
Hey, no playing with your food!
Eat!
Take this! Right on your tits!
Come on, eat!
Mmm... Yes, yes... Oh no!
Stop making me bend over, Mona.
I'm sorry.
It's very erotic.
Erotic? Look at my face. - Hey, I like it.
There's nothing less arousing than that.
I'd get off on just this.
Come on, Phil! Come on!
I love feeding you. I've got a nice buzz going.
Go on! Go on! Bite!
That's nice.
You look like the bad guy in "Spider-Man."
It's true! It's true!
With all the arms.
Doctor Octopus.
Come on, bite!
I'm not hungry anymore!
Yeah, but, fuck! It's not about being hungry.
It's about getting points!
I've got make-up on.
You... I'm going to unzip you.
Yeah, but... Come on!
I'm dressed up as a lady, for fuck's sake!
We still have time. Feed me!
He's not eating. - Well, I'm not hungry!
Feed me!
I like hamburgers.
Is there a hamburger task?
Come on! You're gonna finish, Phil. One more go.
Come on, go, go! - 30 seconds!
Mine really tastes like chemicals.
You can do it! You can do it!
Come on... You can do it. Come on!
Go, go, go... You like that. - Five!
You like that. That's good... - Oh my god.
He doesn't have a gag reflex.
Time's up! - That's pretty impressive.
Finished! - Thank you!
Where is Spider-Man?
What is it?
"I killed your uncle."
Is that the story?
Hey, your uncle is dead. Cry about it!
I'm gonna piss my pants. That's so good.
That was total chaos.
But it's true:
you were the villain from Spider-Man.
With the tiny glasses.
Octopus!
"Where's Spider-Man?"
I'd just like to tell the people:
If a female friend doesn't want to eat more watermelon,
you don't have to pinch her tits, okay?
I'm not too proud of what we did.
It's okay, it's okay.
I have no feeling in my breasts.
She forgave me, but don't do that.
They weren't efficient, but they were funny.
My god, did I laugh.
How many grams did they eat?
So, here are the results:
The team of two ate a total of 600 grams of watermelon.
And the team of three managed to eat 891 grams.
That's 200 grams each. [No it isn't, Phil]
That means that, per person...
Per person, we ate more.
Well, that's it.
Honestly, we'd need to divide it by number of team-mates.
300 grams for the team of two; 600 divided by two, of course.
And 891... a little less.
It's a little less!
297!
That's pretty close.
You win!
5 points.
We'll give them the points.
5 points.
Because they were funny, 3 points.
3 points!
The pinchers!
The little pinchers!
I'm still dreaming about it.
Okay, I'm hoping there won't be
any nipple-pinching in the next task?
No, but I can tell you that Marie-Lyne, Phil, and Mona are in the lead!
A three-way tie!
G-Pop!
That's tight.
The suspense is unbearable.
We were really on a roll with this next task.
More nonsense?
Hey!
Careful.
Oh, well...
Can I use a tool?
Is this the task?
Oh!
"Make something spin for as long as possible."
"Your thing must not be a person."
"You have 10 minutes to prepare for your spin,"
"...and one attempt at spinning."
"Your time starts now."
Time has started.
"Spin something..."
Okay, well, let me think.
Great! You have 10 minutes. - Okay!
I was...
For once, everyone seemed to understand the task.
"Spin something."
10 minutes to spin something that wasn't a human.
They couldn't spin you.
No! They couldn't spin me,
even though I'm sometimes treated as an object... No.
Uh...
Let's see if everyone took advantage of the 10 minutes they had to plan.
Let's begin with Phil and Kevin's attempts.
Oh, damn it!
"Spin something... for as long as possible."
Spin something.
You're looking at the mountain?
You're off? - Are you ready?
Like, this could spin. It's a wheel.
A wheel spins.
I'm going to drive this down the mountain.
There's a path, here.
Can we go down there?
Okay!
I'm letting it go.
Are you satisfied? - Yeah!
Okay!
Kevin, your 10 minutes of preparation are over.
Yes!
Are you sure you want to do this?
I'm actually quite excited.
I'm ready.
Um... I think I'll be okay.
The wheel just needs to spin for a long time.
When you're ready... Here we go.
Okay, it's going fast. Oh... Oh, where's the brake?
Where's the brake? Oh! Oh! Oh!
Spin for a long time!
It's definitely spinning.
The ball seems to be staying on the path.
Now it's going towards Antoine.
Oh! Hey! Ah!
Oh... Nooo!
Who's the king of the road? I am!
Oh, yeah!
You could have gone way further!
How fast were you going there?
At least 70 km/h. - 70 km/h, eh?
As it was rolling down,
I had time to think about
all the things I could have done.
Are you satisfied, anyway? - Yeah...
I probably should have tried Cégep, actually. [Quebec post-secondary school offering pre-university and technical programmes]
What was good about that, Kevin,
is that you didn't exaggerate things.
It was like your life was flashing before your eyes.
Yo, okay. I've never been on a bike in my life, okay?
What? - No. I never learned.
So that was the first time I was on a bike.
I'm telling you, it's true.
That was the first time I was on a bike and it was televised.
And, yo, I was too big for that bike.
My heels, man, they were rolling on the ground.
That wasn't even... - That wasn't even a bike.
Who's gonna tell him that wasn't a bike?
Who's gonna volunteer?
Not me. I don't wanna crush his dreams.
A bike has two wheels.
Yo, you're gonna freak when you try a real bike.
You have to balance yourself on it.
Furthermore... the task was to roll...
Well, at least, to spin something for as long possible.
Why did you stop?
Well, because, at some point,
I got tired of feeling those emotions.
I said, "That's it!"
Phil's ball rolled for 1 minute 17 seconds.
Very good.
And for Kevin, it was 1 minite 23 seconds of terror.
Not bad! Not bad!
Ladies, are you feeling confident?
Very much so. - No.
"Very?" "No?"
We'll see how they did after the break.
There's just Tammy Verge's attempt left to see.
No! Am I allowed to refuse to watch it?
What did you do?
Can I... Can I just have one mulligan?
One single mulligan in all of Taskmaster?
Let's see Tammy's attempt!
Oh, no, no! I'm ashamed.
Okay! Thank you!
Welcome back to Taskmaster.
Antoine, can you remind us what the task was, please?
Of course. Our five participants had to spin
something for the longest time possible.
We saw Phil spin a ball.
We saw Kevin come close to death.
At great speed. - On a bicycle.
It was horrifying.
We're now going to see Marie-Lyne and Mona's attempts.
Do you think anyone is going to
spin something for, like, 15 minutes?
That's the question.
Can it be anything?
It has to spin.
A simple, humble wheel.
A wheel? Yes.
Check this out, my dude.
What spins well? Oh!
What is it?
Well, you know, a bicycle wheel.
Ah, that'll never stop rolling.
I'm telling myself.
Like, let's say, a hose... - Yes?
That starts, you know?
And the end is... - Is spinning?
It spins.
Look...
This... is a little blue mark.
Now you'll be able to see how much it spins.
Ah...
Does that spin?
Does this spin?
It's like a quarter spin.
So it doesn't spin.
Uh... Like this, I think.
Check this out.
A tiny, tiny piece.
Okay, look here.
Okay, hang on, hang on, hang on.
Okay, I've just thought of something.
If the jet... hits something,
that thing will spin forever.
Oh! - Look at this.
I'm looking.
So now, I'm the one holding this,
but I could try to make it so
that I don't have to hold it, so I maximise the effect.
Check this out.
Oh, no!
Hold this so that it spins properly.
Fucking... Of course.
I know, but let me try something out, here.
Look. This should be more than enough.
It's time for my attempt, gang.
Okay!
I'm ready for this not to work at all,
but at least I will have used logic and I'll be proud of myself.
Are you ready?
Uh... Hang on.
I am...
...ready. - Okay! Zoom!
Good thing it's got the blue tape on it.
Here we go!
It's gonna do that forever.
You know, I thought it would...
I thought it would spin for a good hour and 15 minutes.
Well, I don't have to hold it, but..
I wasn't confident.
You really can't say that I'm not intelligent.
I'm so disappointed.
That's the end.
Thank you. - Hey, I'm really proud.
For real.
Do you think Mona de Grenoble did anything as ingenious as this?
Do you think you'll do well compared to the others?
Better than Joncas.
My bar is always Marie-Lyne Joncas, you see?
Ah well, everyone will be good.
No, well, you know.
We're filming in the morning.
She's already on the white wine by then, so, you know...
You won!
Marie-Lyne, well done!
It's still rolling to this day.
It's still rolling as we speak.
They left it on.
We're wasting water.
Mona, that was...
Really, your starting strategy was...
It was a good idea, no?
Well, I'd say it's a little like your look.
A good idea, questionably executed.
Ouch, but true.
So, Marie-Lyne will be hard to beat.
Well, it was 28 seconds for Mona.
Cutting edge engineering.
Marie-Lyne, well, it'll spin until the groundwater runs out.
The residents of Saint-Bruno are happy to now know
why their water pressure is so low.
There's just Tammy Verge's attempt left to see.
No! Am I allowed to refuse to watch it?
What did you do? - Can I...
Can I just have one mulligan?
One single mulligan in all of Taskmaster? - No, we want to see it!
Let' see Tammy's attempt! - Oh, no, no!
I'm ashamed. - Really? Is it embarrassing?
Spin...
Spin for the longest time.
A top; that's a twist.
But if there's wind...
You know, like here.
I have...
Oh, a water jet.
A water jet can make something spin.
No, no, no!
A water jet is even better.
Clop-clop-clop-clop-clop-clop!
It has to spin like this.
Flop-flop-flop-flop-flop-flop!
Flop-flop-flop-flop!
Yes, this. A paddle.
Come on...
You know, floo-floo-floo-floo!
Oh... no!
I'm trying to do something too complicated.
This is marvelous.
It just has to stay up.
Shit!
My plan was perfect.
Why won't it stay up?
I could dig a hole.
Okay!
Oh, old dirt.
Oh, come on.
No, I have to be...
on the grass.
Come on...
No, this is never going to work.
Stay upright!
There...
Now... you're upright.
Okay... - Ah, okay! Go. I'm going for it.
Like this?
Yes! Are you holding it? - Do I hold it on the bottom, here?
Okay!
The wind is blowing this way.
Does it have to be spinning in the same direction the whole time, Antoine?
What? Well, it has to spin.
Oh, it's not working.
Okay...
Well, that was disappointing.
That's my favourite thing!
It's okay.
That's the thing.
I went for it, but I didn't have any technical intelligence.
But I had the same general idea that Marie-Lyne had.
I didn't get the same result, but...
But that's what I was after.
Something that... A wheel is a great idea.
Well, it's like...
There's a pattern, here, Tammy.
You often start with a good plan.
Then you see that it's too complicated.
Yes! - But you don't quit.
That's why I've been with Antoine for 20 years!
Complicated!
I'm loyal.
I stick with it.
And, it's going to be my downfall. That's the...
I'm going to give out points according to their times.
So, Tammy: zero seconds.
Hey! It's your fault!
I'm angry.
He was all wet!
He wasn't holding it properly.
It was all crooked.
Mona: 28 seconds. - 2 points.
Astonishing. Thank you, Tammy.
Phil: 1 minute 17 seconds. - 3 points.
Kevin: 1 minute 23 seconds. - 4 points.
Marie-Lyne, infinity! - 5 points!
"To infinity and beyond."
Thanks to that performance, Marie-Lyne takes the lead!
Oh!
But it's not over yet.
Now you're probably asking yourselves,
"Will they be as good in studio as they were on the mountain?"
That's what we'll find out, after the break.
I'm getting stuck in her bra. - Well...
30 seconds left!
Harder, Mona!
Yeah but, "harder". - I can't feel anything.
Well, maybe you're having a stroke.
Welcome back to Taskmaster.
And to your great pleasure,
we're going to do a team task!
Yay!
Tammy?
Yes!
Please read out the instructions.
Okay! "Draw the most accurate picture."
"Antoine will show the person at the back of the line a picture."
"The person at the back of the line must draw this"
"picture on the back of the person in front of them,"
"who, in turn, must draw the picture they think has been drawn on their pad."
Okay, it's a relay. "You have one minute per drawing."
"No-one may communicate with anyone else."
"The team with the most accurate drawings wins."
We're a team of three.
So that means that this game of telephone is even harder.
Yes, but Marie-Lyne has to work with Kevin.
That balances things out.
Okay, I will now show a picture to the people at the back.
You have to draw on their backs.
I will show you the picture,
and then I'll whistle to begin the one-minute round, okay?
The others: don't look. Here's the picture.
We'll compare them at the end, okay?
Ready? Here we go!
Okay, hang on.
10 seconds!
I don't know what more to do.
Let's see the results.
So, here are the drawings.
The two final drawings.
What did you draw, there?
Show me.
Here's the original picture.
Yes!
You're good!
When you did that, I thought, "Oh, it's a horse!"
First round!
First round, did we win?
Switch artists!
Switch the artists!
Turn the page.
Do you want me to draw it here?
Get your hair out of the way, Tammy.
On your skin?
That!
Here we go, friends.
Okay, so, Kevin, Marie-Lyne asked you to draw on her skin?
Start over. You went too quickly.
More precise.
I'm getting stuck in her bra. - Well...
30 seconds remaining!
Harder, Mona!
Yeah but, "harder". - I can't feel anything.
Well, maybe you're having a stroke.
Yes... Don't lift up your finger. - Hang on!
Oh boy, this isn't going well.
Wait, I have another one of these.
Five seconds!
Wait!
There's that, too?
Well, he did that to me.
Seriously, I couldn't feel anything.
It's like you drew it backwards.
Well, because I kept getting stuck in her bra.
We've got it. We've got it!
The original picture.
You really turned it on its side.
Well, it's because you...
We've got it!
Oh!
What did they do?
Oh, no.
There are some circles there - I don't understand why.
A point for Marie-Lyne and Kevin.
Woo! Let's go!
Don't ever lift your finger.
Switch artists! Final round!
Final round!
Well, no! Don't do it on my hips! I can't feel anything!
I told him, "I'm gonna draw on there."
It's a fucking pillow!
There's, like, this much padding, there.
I'm going...
I'd like to play the game, please.
Okay, final picture! - Okay!
I'm gonna get my blouse all dirty.
Redo that.
What?
I'm starting over. I'm starting over.
Doing another one on the side.
Oh, come on!
30 seconds!
Faster!
What?
15 seconds!
Recap.
Yes, that's needed.
That's it.
Simple, like this.
That's not bad.
He did three.
I didn't understand anything.
Here are the attempts.
Yes... - But he got some of it.
Here's the original.
He got some of it, look.
And you know... - Well, I'll admit that...
Ours is closer.
This shape here is pretty interesting.
I'll give you the point.
Woo!
It's okay!
We've thought about it.
Yes!
We've deliberated.
Complicated.
Uh...
Well, I think we've talked a lot of shit about
Marie-Lyne and Kevin's team
since the beginning of the season.
That's true.
But tonight they've been calm.
They worked well together.
There was bickering in the team of three.
It wasn't clear.
So, for these reasons, I'm going to give 5 points
to Marie-Lyne and Kevin.
5 points each.
And 3 points to the team... - 3 points each.
We'll take them.
Well, we have a winner for tonight,
and it's Marie-Lyne!
Woo!
Well done! Well done!
While Marie-Lyne celebrates,
I'll remind you to tune in next week
for another episode of Taskmaster. Bye-bye!
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