My name is Louis Morissette, and I am the Taskmaster.
Over the past few weeks,
I have devised a series of tasks
for five beloved comedians to complete.
Together, we'll discover what they did, and how they did it.
As the Taskmaster, I'll hand out points to the most deserving contestants,
based on highly subjective and ambiguous criteria.
The winner of the season will take home
the greatest prize in television history:
a replica of my head... in gold!
"Dancing like Marcel"
Good evening. Thank you. Thank you.
You're too kind, you're too kind.
Keep it going for season 3's five guinea pigs:
Bianca Gervais. - Hello!
Arnaud Soly.
Woo!
Alex... Perron?
Exactly. [Louis and Alex have performed together since the '90s]
Virginie Fortin.
Woo!
And Richardson Zéphir!
And, he's the most important person in my life.
I take him everywhere, even into my bed:
Antoine Vézina!
Yes! Thank you. Thank you.
Oh! And I'm so sorry, Véro. [Véronique Cloutier, Louis' wife]
Really. Next time I'll sleep at the foot of the bed.
No. - I took up too much space.
No. She'll sleep at the foot of the bed.
Okay!
How are you all doing?
Well. And you?
Well. Raring to go?
Yes! - Are you hoping to do better tonight?
I'm looking at you, Alex.
Well, I don't yet know what you have in store for us tonight,
but I feel good about it.
Well, he couldn't be worse.
I could.
Perfect. What are they playing for tonight, Antoine?
Tonight's theme is:
The best thing with springs.
Mmm. Ooh.
And you'll judge them based on that.
Let's begin with Richardson's item.
Yeah!
Huh?
What is it?
Ah, true. That's true.
I'm listening. - Well, it's season tickets
to the Montreal Canadiens. [NHL hockey team]
VIP section, so right by their coach, Martin St-Louis.
If, however, this pair of tickets isn't accepted at the door,
that's not my responsibility. ['ressort' can mean both 'responsibility' and 'spring']
Bravo! Come on, guys.
That's genius!
I hate wordplay!
Okay. Who's next?
Alright. Let's see what Virginie brought in.
So, this is a Bobblehead that bobbles thanks to a spring.
Some connoisseurs might think that it's Bob Ross,
but it's actually a Bobblehead
of Alex Perron before he discovered the straightening iron.
So that's what I've brought in.
You can also see Alex
prepping his blonde hair dye, there.
That's great, because I did used to wear a bird
on my head back then.
The good old days.
Speaking of Alex, let's see what he brought in.
And... nostalgia! It's a PEZ dispenser!
Oh yeah!
There's a spring inside of it. - Exactly.
Actually, it reminded me a little of you. - Oh yeah?
I feel like if you tilted your head back,
a piece of candy would pop out. - Well, let's try it.
Yes! Ha, ha, ha!
That's great!
Bianca, did you bring anything in?
Well, mine's an experience
that we can all share together. - Oh, no.
So, here... Oops.
No. Yes. Look.
Ah!
And... it's Antoine's face!
I love music boxes.
Quite funny and moving.
Yes. And, like you, we don't know what's inside.
And we never know if he'll come out smiling
or pissed off. We don't know, eh?
Neither.
Okay.
Arnaud has an item for us.
Yes, of course. My item is a cheque for $1 million
for Louis Morissette.
That's going to bounce like hell.
Yes. Exactly.
Respect.
Exactly.
Alright. I'm going to give 5 points to Bianca.
Ah. Good idea.
Thank you, Taskmaster. - I thought that was really lovely.
4 points to Alex.
Arnaud, Virginie, 3 points.
3 points each.
Rich, let's make one thing clear.
The season has just started.
Wordplay won't be tolerated. Okay?
I will take points away for wordplay.
Who knows? Maybe I'll manage
to change your mind by the end of the season.
Okay. So it's 1 point for him.
1 point for Rich.
For now!
Okay. Let's see the first task of the evening.
The first task of the evening
is a bouncy one, actually!
♪ Pow pa pa pa pa pa pa ♪
♪ Pa pa ♪
It's so rare to have a catwalk.
Very true.
Gotta take advantage.
You're very far away.
Yes.
Reminds me of a dog circus. This is crazy.
You didn't take the task?
Well, there is no task.
Where's the task?
What's going on here?
Ah! Okay. I see it.
I thought it was a joke, at first.
It was right here.
Okay.
This is ridiculous.
Don't you think you should have told me
that you stuck it there?
"Bounce one of these balls the greatest number of times"
"before it lands in this container."
I imagine that this is the container?
What we call a "garbage can"?
Ah. Okay. Yes.
"After propelling the ball,"
"you may not touch or strike it."
"Most bounces between"
"propulsion and this container wins."
"You must use the ball you touch first."
I haven't touched any of them.
"You have 20 minutes."
"Your time starts now."
"Your time starts..." Listen up, Antoine.
"...now!" - Your time has started. 20 minutes.
Okay. Let's go over the rules, so folks will understand.
They had to bounce a ball into a container --
the infamous garbage can -- as many times as possible.
They had to use the first ball they touched.
I'm sure they all did very well on this one.
Well, let's have a look at Virginie,
Arnaud, Bianca, and Alex's attempts.
Oh! This is promising.
I'm deciding between these two.
Which one would you pick?
Well, I'd pick the one that I touched first.
What?
When you got here.
Love it!
But, technically I hadn't started the task yet.
I hadn't read the instructions.
It'll never land in there.
I have bad aim.
There has to be a trick to this. Ah-ha!
The stairs!
Those are freebie bounces.
Okay.
Interesting choice of balls, here.
I wouldn't go with that one.
It looks light. Cheap, light, no good.
This one doesn't bounce.
Tennis ball; not bad.
That bounces.
Mmm, mmm!
I don't like cheating.
Fuck.
Ah, he's cheating!
Ah, you look pretty at ease, though.
Once my decision is made, it's made.
I'm gonna go with the tennis ball, Antoine.
Oh.
I'm not a big tennis player.
I thought it would be bouncier.
Okay.
Perfect.
Okay. Check this out.
I'm gonna put it in the middle.
Okay.
I think I'm just gonna let the ball roll from up there.
It'll bounce itself down.
Ah. Brilliant.
With a little luck, we'll get there.
We're dreaming big, Antoine.
Yes, you're right.
You want to bounce it inside the garbage can?
I thought maybe it would stay inside of it,
but it doesn't look like that's working so well.
We'll start off simple, and work our way up.
Perfect. I like that.
Like, that would be zero. - Zero.
This is higher than I thought.
It would be amazing if this worked.
It would be amazing!
That's very good.
Wow!
Thank you for your support. Thank you very much.
Hey, that's good.
I'm trying to invoke the spirit of Michael Jordan.
He's alive, right?
He is alive.
He'll find this weird.
1!
Okay. Yes, yes.
2, 3.
1, 2, 3, 4, 5.
1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6.
It's coming back.
What if I lower my expectations? 1...
Come on, come on, come on. Argh!
1, 2, 3.
It's... it's impossible.
I just wanna get it in.
You're just gonna watch me do this for 20 minutes?
Uh, no. 18.
Oh, lord...
1, 2, 3, 4.
It's like there's one big bounce
and then it collapses. - Right.
I've gained a lot of respect for tennis players.
It's not an easy sport.
I think I touched that bouncy ball first...
I have a feeling you did.
I'm gonna try it.
"I don't like cheating!"
Yeah, that's it. I touched the bouncy ball first.
You're so honest.
Yes!
Bye!
I'll be back!
I embrace the present moment.
And I send it away. It's okay.
Look. I embrace it.
Ah, fuck. I don't embrace it.
No.
I tried to mess with destiny.
1.
Ah! Aaah!
No. Honestly, Antoine, I thought about this and-- Aaah!
It's not necessarily-- Aaah!
I'll try not to use you, okay?
Ah, okay. That's nice of you.
15? Did I hear 15?
I am Serena Williams.
I embrace. I am... So I embrace.
I am Serena Williams.
I am... Ah!
Oh!
I am Serena... Williams.
1, 2, 3, 4.
I counted four.
I counted six.
You know this is being filmed, right?
Yes, but, uh, really, it went... 'paaaaare' ...six.
Ah!
2, 3, 4, 5, 6... - Eight!
It's because it's a really shitty ball.
I don't know how to explain it in polite terms.
It's just a piece of shit ball.
Alex, when you say that you don't like cheating,
you're aware that nobody believes you, right?
You cheat all the time.
I didn't cheat. - You took the wrong ball,
you read the rules, you still continued with it,
you said: "Ah, what do you want?"
Then you counted six bounces when there were four.
That was AI.
It wasn't even me.
I wasn't there.
I wasn't even there that day.
Bravo, Virginie. I think you're in the lead so far.
15. Just to be clear: Bianca,
that was an excellent technique.
Thank you. I really appreciate it.
But you could have waited for the ball at the bottom with the garbage can.
Well, I tried about 20 times-- Oh, you mean
I could have waited at the bottom?
Who would have launched the ball?
Well, she would have. And then while the ball descended...
I think she'd have had the time to get down there.
She has no cardio. She wouldn't have made it down there.
That's so annoying.
I didn't think of that.
So, at the moment, 15 bounces for Virginie.
Ah, that's good.
Nine for Bianca. - Ah. I would have thought it was more.
Eight for Arnaud.
And four for Alex.
Didn't I get six?
But, did Richardson do better?
We'll see, after the break.
"Pie Marcel in the place.." In the place?
"Pie Marcel in the face."
"In the face."
Who's Marcel?
Are you Marcel? - No.
I like that: "No!" - No, no!
Welcome back to Taskmaster.
Antoine, before the break they were completing
a bouncing task in which they had to bounce a ball
the greatest number of times
before having it land in a garbage can.
Before it landed in a garbage can, yes.
I thought we'd be seeing 25, 30 bounces.
Well, we've seen 15 from Virginie so far.
Yeah! Thanks for that.
And Richardson always has good ideas.
He's quite ingenious.
I'm excited to see what he did.
You're excited?
Well, this is it.
What?
So, I can't see what textures they are.
Okay, let's eliminate the plastic ones.
The golf ball, too.
So far, there's just the tennis ball that I can be sure of.
It's gonna be the ping-pong ball.
So, I've touched it.
♪ What have we done with the pipes? ♪ [to tune of 'L'incendie à Rio' by Sacha Distel]
♪ Where has the big ladder gone? ♪
♪ Ah oh oh oh ah ah oh oh ♪
The wind is coming from there. Okay.
Don't fall. Hey! One.
I know, Antoine, but I'm a volunteer firefighter.
I have to go put out some fires.
Good luck.
That was it?
What! Are you joking! Rich?!
Rich, you could have... Rich!
How?
You could have amazed us.
Well, Rich, thanks for stopping by.
You got the ladder,
you determined the direction of the wind,
for a single bounce.
Well, uh, I didn't have the..
I thought for sure that it was a ping-pong ball,
which is generally very bouncy.
But it wasn't a ping-pong ball.
So, uh... - What kind of ball was it?
Just 'ping'. - Just 'ping'.
So that was just one bounce I saw, right?
Yes, you got that right.
Great. I hope that wasn't
your best attempt this season.
Let's have the scores.
So, Virginie, 5 points.
Yes! Thank you.
Bravo. Bianca, 4 points.
Ah, that's right.
Arnaud, 3 points.
Alex, 2.
And Richardson, as many points as bounces:
just the one!
For now.
Bianca is in the lead.
Ah!
Okay, second task.
This task wasn't easy as pie.
Huh? - You'll see.
Hi, Antoine.
Hello.
A culinary task?
Ah! Hello.
How's it going?
Good. You?
Yeah, good.
Shaving cream.
Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh!
This is interesting. Okay.
"Pie Marcel in the place..." In the place?
"Pie Marcel in the face."
"...in the face."
But who is Marcel?
Are you Marcel? - No.
Ha, ha, ha! I like that: "No!" - No, no, no!
"You may not touch Marcel."
"Nor step on the red circle."
"If you miss Marcel with the pie,"
"you must copy Marcel's dance moves for 10 seconds."
"For..." Oh no. Is Marcel, like, a dancer?
Is he hot? - Hmm?
Is he single?
"Fastest wins. Your time starts when you go outside."
Okay. When I go outside, my time starts.
So, for once, I'm gonna take my time.
Ah. Good idea.
So Marcel is a person?
He's not a cute animal, or, like...
Marcel is a person, right?
It's not, like, a little dog or cat who didn't ask for any of this?
It's not a child who won't understand why...
It's Marcel? Thanks.
Where's Marcel?
Marcel?
Wow!
Ah, there he is.
Marcel is quite tall.
Ah.
That's Marcel?
Okay.
Simple.
Yes.
Virginie, were you afraid we'd asked you to pie some children?
Well, you have three, you know.
And you make them work a lot, so I thought...
Now I get it.
Simple. Uh... Marcel, whom you wanted to French-kiss.
Yes, well, uh, that's where it ended.
We're not together.
So they had to pie him.
And if they missed... - They had to dance
like him for 10 seconds.
Can you show us?
Ah, I'd love that. - Oh, yes!
Oh, wow!
That's one of the better 'LOL' bits. [referring to 'Last One Laughing' game show]
Let's have a look at Alex and Richardson's pie-ings.
Oh!
Ah!
I lost one! Ah!
So, 'pie'. I have to hit him in the face.
Okay.
This is impossible.
You have to dance like him.
10 seconds, when you miss.
10, 9, 8, 7...
I hate this pie!
Oh! I got him! Ah!
No. That was his back.
Argh!
Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh!
Ugh, he knows I'm there!
He senses my presence.
For 3 points! Ah!
He never comes down!
Ah! Ah... my pies!
I only have one left!
Dammit!
Oh!
Okay. Okay. That's enough.
Yes! Yes!
Ah!
Pied.
He's got some on his face.
Looks good.
No, no, no.
No. Absolutely not. No.
I'll remind Alex Perron, the man who says
he doesn't like to cheat.
Yeah... - You couldn't touch Marcel.
We couldn't touch his face.
No, no, no. Clearly, you couldn't touch Marcel.
That's not how I understood it.
So, that's two resounding failures.
Richardson didn't... - No, he completed the task.
He did?
In 5 minutes 17 seconds.
Bravo, Rich.
And Alex succeeded in 5 minutes 7 seconds
but by cheating, sadly.
By cheating. Zero points.
But very good idea, Rich.
Rich brought a whole tray of pies.
But who cares?
What did that change?
You had to do it as quickly as possible.
The tray was a picture of your face.
Yeah.
Ah, a picture of my face?
Yes. It was the one in the office.
That's disrespectful to you, Taskmaster.
How did we know?
We all filmed the tasks in the same place.
But it was a good strategy
putting eight pies on a dummy. ['tarte' can mean both 'pie' and 'stupid']
Boo!
No, I'm just kidding.
It's a joke.
Should we see what he did?
Ouch.
Can we see his attempt?
We'll see his attempt and the two others'
after the break.
"Inflate, tie, and pop"
"as many balloons as possible in 10 minutes."
"If any balloons are still inflated after 10 minutes"
"you are disqualified"?
That's so harsh.
Welcome back to Taskmaster and a pie-ing task.
A pie-ing task.
Pie-ing Marcel.
Hey, you know what? - Yes?
That smart-ass, over there.
Yeah?
Arnaud Soly. Let's leave him until the end.
Ah, well, okay. Certainly.
I'll note that here.
Interesting.
So, to remind you:
Arnaud and the others
had to pie Marcel without touching him.
Alex was disqualified because he touched him.
It hasn't been decided that I've been disqualified for sure, right?
Ah, it's pretty much decided. - Ah. Yes. It's decided.
Richardson is in the lead with 5 minutes 17 seconds.
As you wish, Taskmaster,
let's have a look at Virginie and Bianca's attempts.
Hi, Marcel!
Don't move!
Oh!
I'm gonna go to the shed!
Okay!
What?
What did you do with that?
Marcel, ah!
Argh. So close.
Ah, that's good!
Ah!
Wow!
Come on! Ah.
I'm gonna go get some tape.
Marcel! Come here! Yah!
Oh!
No!
Woo!
Got him!
Woo!
Woohoohoo!
No. Come here.
Ah! Aaah!
Woo!
Victory!
He's been pied!
Well done, ladies.
Two great attempts.
Bianca, always right on the edge of panic, but it worked.
When you think you're about to quit and about to cry,
that's when it all works out.
It's really fun.
You barely avoided catastrophe, Virginie.
I almost pied myself.
Pied? Pied.
We have the replay for you.
Oh.
Ah. So full of hope.
The Olympic torch.
There I go... Oh!
It fell the right way.
And I'm making sure nobody saw that.
Okay. How long did it take them, Antoine?
Bianca did it in 3 minutes 52 seconds.
Bravo!
And despite the arts and crafts time,
Virginie did it in 2 minutes 28 seconds.
Woo! I crafted.
And this clown, Soly?
Let's have a look.
What did you do?
I don't remember.
Oh!
Wow!
Pied!
The man didn't come to Taskmaster to fool around, did he?
That was so fast.
Did you have time to start the timer?
Just in time to record his time of 1 minute 12 seconds!
But it looks like he held him with his arm.
It looks like... - That's what I saw.
...he touched Marcel?
Oh...!
Are you gonna call me stupid again?
Oh!
Taskmaster, it's your call.
At the moment, Arnaud has the best time.
Did I touch him?
You touched him.
The way not to have touched Marcel,
was to use a really big cardboard tube.
But I really appreciated the effort.
Okay?
So, 5 points to Virginie. - 5 points, Virginie.
Oh! Thank you.
Thank you. Thank you, Taskmaster.
I'll give you 3 points, though, compared to Alex.
I'm giving him zero points because...
Hey! He touched him too!
Yours was deliberate.
Did it say 'touch'? - It was deliberate.
Well, his too. - No, that wasn't deliberate.
He did this: "Woaaah!"
If you had a decent amount of points, I'd remove some,
but I can't even do that.
I do have some tonight. I do!
And 2 points to Rich.
Let's go to the next task.
Certainly. And it's worth noting
that Bianca and Virginie are both tied for the lead.
Woo!
The next task is a time and anger management task!
Ooh! [reads] "Taskmaster". You have your own product line?
Exactly. - That's amazing.
Oh. Okay.
I'll read it without even looking. "You must..."
"Inflate, tie, and pop"
"as many balloons as possible in 10 minutes."
"Once you pop your first balloon, you may not inflate any more balloons."
Okay.
"If any balloons are still inflated after 10 minutes,"
"you are disqualified"?
That's so harsh.
"Most popped balloons wins."
"Also, you may not look at a clock"
"or any sort of timing device at any point."
"...you may not look at a clock..."
Ah, that's the catch.
Oh boy.
You guys are devious.
"Your time starts now."
10 minutes.
They had to inflate the balloons. - Inflate the balloons.
Pop the balloons. - Pop the balloons.
They couldn't look at the time.
Good, okay. This will either be incredible or catastrophic.
Taskmaster, we have both on deck.
And we'll see them after the break.
No!
Do you do children's birthday parties?
Tons of balloons.
I blow 'em up and I pop 'em.
It's that your technique at home as well?
It's a fantastic technique. Yeah!
"Party's over!"
"Go home!"
Thank you. Welcome back to Taskmaster.
Antoine. - Taskmaster!
We're in the middle of a multi-step task.
Yes. They had to inflate balloons, then pop them.
Within 10 minutes. - 10 minutes.
If any unpopped balloons remained after 10 minutes,
they would be disqualified.
Most popped balloons wins.
Great. I hope you won't pop my balloon of hope.
Oh my god, lame!
You liked that one, eh?
Yeah, yeah.
And I see that you're starting to like it [wordplay], too.
No.
Yeah!
Uh, yes. Settle in, Taskmaster.
We're going to see Bianca, Alex, and Richardson.
Oh. There's a pump.
Oh, nice.
All I'm going to do, Antoine... - Yeah?
I organise a lot of children's par-- No, no!
No, no, no!
No. That's not... That's not for me.
We'll do this the right way.
3, 4, 5...
15, 16, 17...
It didn't say how big they had to be, eh?
Can I make little ones?
Size isn't a factor?
I imagine so. It didn't specify.
No, it didn't specify.
56...
I can say it takes me one minute to make two balloons.
So, if I make 5, that'll bring me to 10 [minutes].
After how many will I be seeing black spots, you think?
I'm good at blowing them up,
but knotting them...
I always wear shoes with Velcro or zippers.
Except for today.
Yes. My mum was home, so I...
Took advantage of that.
Antoine, I organise a lot of children's parties.
Well, I have two kids.
I'm pretty much in charge of the decorating and the un-decorating,
so I have the perfect inflating and popping technique.
You know why I never had kids?
Because I didn't want to blow up fucking balloons for a party.
And now what am I doing? I'm blowing up balloons.
Okay. I think I have enough time to blow one more up.
A final balloon.
I have to be around 8:45, nine minutes. 8:45, I think.
Antoine, I think I need to start popping them.
If you starting popping, you can't blow any more of them up.
I know. I'll blow up two more.
Okay.
Am I playing with fire, now?
Okay, here I go.
Time to pop?
One.
Two.
Ah! Ah!
I'm gonna try to paper-cut the sides.
No, that's not working.
Alright.
Ah! That hurts.
I'm gonna need a cold compress...
Ah! Aaah!
Ah...
There!
Do you think people will think I got Botox in my lips?
See you at the International Balloon Festival! [hot air balloon festival in Quebec]
Wow! Wow!
You do have young children, Bianca.
So you must throw birthday parties.
Tons of balloons. I blow 'em up and I pop 'em.
Is that the technique you use at home?
It's a fantastic technique. Raah!
"Party's over!"
"Go home!"
It's great.
Did everyone do it within the time frame?
Everyone did respect the time limit.
So everyone completed the task in under 10 minutes.
So it was 29 balloons for Alex.
Damn, he's good. - Bravo!
That's very good.
20 for Bianca.
Ah! Well done.
And thanks to his genius calculation,
the only one who took the time
to work things out mathematically, Rich blew up, tied, and popped,
in under 10 minutes,
eight balloons!
Was that due to a lack of breath, or a lack of effort?
No, no. I just ran out of time.
Let's see if the others did better.
Let's see what Arnaud and Virginie did.
Yes.
Here we go.
You little weasel!
You had a knife?
Well, it was in the kitchen.
It doesn't have to be too big.
An inflated balloon is an inflated balloon.
Ah... This is a high-quality pump.
What are the chances?
Can I plug this in or will that be dangerous?
No, no, go ahead.
Aaah! Just kidding.
Did you believe me?
This is the first time ever using one of these.
Woah! I don't want it to explode.
I can't wait to pop these with my knife.
Ooh!
I could try to blow three up at the same time, maybe.
Okay. I have 10 minutes, so I can calm down a little.
How are you guys doing?
Good.
I still have time.
I'm gonna go find something pointy. Bye!
Sorry, this will be dangerous.
Woo!
Are you ready?
Oh no, go, go, go!
Go! Go!
Come on!
No!
I'm gonna ask you to please put the knife down.
I thought I had time left.
Arnaud Soly.
When you got to 50,
you didn't tell yourself: "I think I'm good"?
You wanted more?
Well, I was trying to calculate like Rich did. I blew up--
You were overly ambitious.
I was sure I did it within the time frame. But I played with fire.
I could have stopped at 50.
Okay. Did you all have access to that balloon machine?
I was waiting for them to say "Action!",
and there were tons of objects around,
and I went, "What's that purple thing, there?"
"Ah, it's for blowing up balloons. That's cool."
"Action!"
Then I went in and went to use it, but in the end,
I don't think I used it properly.
Alex blew up more than I did with just his mouth.
Yeah! And lord knows I'm a big blower!
Alex!
For the kids at home:
he means he blows up a lot of toys. - He has several bikes.
He blows up pool toys.
Exactly. I was a clown in another life.
Ah! You retained a little bit of that clown energy.
Arnaud was disqualified.
Virginie got 20 balloons within the time.
So it's Virginie who... I mean... Alex won.
Alex got 29 balloons. - Sorry, I'm not used to saying that.
Yeah, obviously.
Well done, Alex. - 5 points.
Virginie just beat Bianca with her final balloon,
so she gets 4 points.
Bianca, 3... - Bravo!
Richardson, 2. And Arnaud, unfortunately, zero.
Zero.
Can we get the updated scores?
Yes of course.
Oh! Virginie is in the lead!
Oh my god! By just this much.
There's just one task remaining.
Just one.
That will take place live in front of this audience
after the break.
Arnaud, you can still play.
But I can't leave my spot, Antoine!
Aaah! Ah, shit!
Welcome back to Taskmaster, for the final task of the evening.
To remind you, there are still three participants who can win the episode.
That's Virginie, Alex-- Yes, you heard me correctly... - Bravo!
and Bianca.
What do they need to do?
Alex will read out the instructions, please.
"Stack your buckets so that they are taller than you."
That won't be difficult for me.
"Then put one beanbag on top of the buckets."
"You may not leave your spot at any point."
"Fastest wins."
So you need to stay on your spot,
stack your buckets until they're taller than you,
and place a beanbag on top.
Once you're done, place your hands on your hips,
and your tower needs to hold for two seconds.
You can start on my whistle.
Ah!
Hey! Go!
Dammit! This is not good.
No. This is really not good.
This is not good.
No. No.
No!
Hands on your hips.
Both hands!
Are you okay? - I'm good.
Mr. Bean!
Arnaud, you can keep playing.
But I can't leave my spot, Antoine!
Aaah! Ah... Shit.
Alex, you have to stay on your spot.
What?
You have to stay on your spot. - Well, I am on my spot.
No, no, your hand is outside of it.
I've got it! I've got it! I've got it! - You're completely off the spot.
One, two!
It's holding.
Antoine!
Okay!
So...
Some points.
Before we get to the points: Mr. Bean over there got hurt.
Oh my god!
Well, the highest tower was Bianca's.
Correct. - 5 points.
Yeah! Yeah! Thank you, Taskmaster.
Virginie, 4 points.
Not bad.
3 points for Richardson.
And finally, Arnaud...
1 point.
We'll give him the Matthieu Pepper Pity Point. - 1 point.
And, well, Alex...
It's zero for Alex, because he was off his spot.
Yes, his feet were obviously off his spot.
My feet were in the air, they weren't off the spot.
That said, it would be my pleasure
to offer my zero points to Arnaud in solidarity.
So that makes 10. - So now he has 10 points?
If Alex gives him his zero, does that mean he gets 10?
I'll take my zero back.
I'll recalculate the points.
He's tallying them up.
Who won tonight?
It's a tie. - No!
With 21 points.
Two winners: Bianca and Virginie!
Bravo, Virginie! Bravo, Bianca!
Thanks everyone! Thank you, Antoine.
Thank you, Louis.
We'll see you next week for another episode of Taskmaster.
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English translation by: u/the-little-kicks
Proofreading and syncing by: u/taskmastermaster
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