"Make the best choreography for the Stormester intro theme.”
Welcome to the final of Stormester.
I have challenged five uniquely talented celebrities -
- to solve a series of alternately difficult and simple tasks.
I could solve them myself, -
- but TV2 didn’t want to buy that idea.
Tonight we will decide who will emerge victorious from the race.
It will be either ...
Christian Fuhlendorff,
Lina Rafn,
Nikolaj Stokholm,
Ruben Søltoft,
or Julie Ølgaard.
Our participants don’t know how the other four have handled the tasks, -
- or whether they have even solved the same tasks.
Ruben Søltoft, thank you for the dance.
Was I the only one who got that shitty task?
Yes, and thank you for that.
It looked great.
You were so good at dancing.
What is it with those hands when you dance?
It's jazz hands.
You have only danced up glass panes. "Let me in!".
When it comes to solutions tonight, remember, -
- that it's like foreign policy, -
- "everything gets a little more fun if you think solution-oriented".
You can also do this at home.
I get help from my talented co-host, who has a sea of ​​talents, -
- one of my favorite comedians in this country, Mark le Fevre.
Mark, what's that writing? Did you edit my script?
Well then ... It looks enough like my writing.
It’s a coincidence.
Well, there was no more room on my card.
Mark, there are two prizes at stake. What do I mean by that?
We have asked a participant to bring something, -
- which they can’t do without under any circumstances.
There is also another prize.
They've been playing all season,
- and you can win something I’d personally want to win.
I'm looking at it right now. It's over there.
A golden trophy.
It's a bust of a virile hottie in his prime.
A very handsome man.
It's the season prize, and it will go to the person -
- who has done best over all eight programs.
There is a prize again tonight, brought by one of the participants.
The person who brought a thing is you, Nikolaj Stokholm.
What do you not want to get rid of?
I must say that, for the last program, I will put up something, -
- which means a lot to me and which I can’t do without.
Before I tell you what it is, -
- I would like to rant a little about sportsmanship.
It’s not ... news, -
that I'm bad at things in general,
- and therefore, I know very well that I can’t win a damn thing.
But young people can sit at home and think, -
- "what the hell, we still have to put something at stake, -
even though we know we are not winning,
- because it's good sportsmanship.”
What can’t I do without?
- My glasses. - No ...
That's why I put my glasses on the line.
Nikolaj Stokholm ...
I need to be helped down from here.
Take your glasses so you have an honest chance to win them.
- But now they're in the pool. - Yes.
Nikolaj Stokholm has put his glasses at stake, -
- but is allowed to play with them.
It's up to you, Stokholm, whether you will leave here wearing glasses, -
- or if it's going to be an exciting evening -
- in Copenhagen traffic for all of us.
Mark, you win the golden trophy -
- if you do best across all eight programs.
Should we see the score after seven programs before the last program?
We can do that.
It’s a close race between Lina Rafn and Christian Fuhlendorff.
There are three points difference.
We start with the first task in the last program.
Mark Le Fevre, what treats do you have for us?
I tailor it for you.
- What is your favorite food? - It's probably risotto.
- Can you say eggs? - No, because it's risotto.
I have something with eggs.
- Well, golf. - Yes, mini-golf even.
I have never in my life played golf.
- Should I read my task? - Yes, do it.
“Get the lowest golf score with eggs.
Complete the course with chicken eggs as balls.”
"Your score is calculated as follows, -
- shots times eggs times minutes."
"Shots plus eggs plus minutes."
"Shots times eggs times minutes."
Why should one have a low score? I haven’t played such a thing before.
Eggs ...
"Shots times eggs times minutes."
"Shots plus eggs plus minutes."
"Time starts now."
Nikolaj Stokholm ...
I always read the task aloud as if it were a declaration of war.
If you lose your glasses today, then you can get some -
- that can tell the difference between plus and times.
This is not the first time in this program.
Not to dwell on it, but what kind of sign is this?
- It's times. - Yes.
- What is this? - That's the sign of the cross, Lasse.
The task said "Shots times eggs times minutes".
It's important for the results, so Mark Le Fevre, who should we see first?
All that math talk has confused me, -
- but there are four: Lina, Stokholm, Julie, and Ruben.
Uh ...
I don’t know anything about this.
My brother and father played a lot of golf.
- Shall I demonstrate? - You can do that.
Am I just going down to the hole?
Fuck it, we're trying.
I just want to emphasize that I'm looking at the egg.
You can’t see the egg.
Then you have to use a new egg.
- Should I start over? - Yes, where did you get to?
"Shots plus eggs plus minutes."
And a few minutes have passed.
May I have a new one? - Yes, it's the number of eggs you use.
- It's the third one, right? - Yes.
- Oh no. - Then it's ramp time.
I push it more than I shoot.
No, how annoying is that?
I'm losing it here. I can feel it already now.
- Do you like golf normally? - No. I haven’t tried before.
Whoa, that didn’t go so well.
It went 15 cm. That’s very fine.
- How do you think it's going? - Wildly bad. What do you think?
Lina, Lina ...
Be careful when it's you who's the egg.
- Three minutes. - Yes yes.
I don’t know ...
You're just taking a new egg.
No, how great.
No ...
- It didn’t break. - Good to hear.
Boom, end.
I would argue that it’s not in the hole.
Is this going up here?
No, I don’t bother anymore. I’ve broken a GoPro camera.
Uh, there you could get a little annoyed.
Just raise the flag.
Time is running, Lina Rafn.
- I can’t ... - Time is still running.
And time.
So what, am I done?
- Is it in the hole? - Yes.
Isn’t it?
It is then customary to raise the flag.
- Now it's in the hole. - Fine.
- Watch out for Lasse. - Yes.
Then there is the angle.
It went well.
I can see half of the egg from here, Rune.
That's a must, Mark.
Then take half a stroke more with the shell.
I’m Number 1. The matter is settled.
So is it something with a good lunch and a proper beer?
Don’t you do that after playing golf?
That could be great.
Lina Rafn, is it typically such a sporting spirit that you exhibit, -
- when you throw yourself into competitions?
Yes.
I once kicked a hole in the wall with my stiletto during a dance tournament.
I'm getting terribly angry.
Julie, it seems like you decided, -
- that Mark doesn’t have to solve it, you can do it yourself.
- Yes. - And thanks.
If you’re new to the program, -
- then a pattern has emerged during the first seven programs.
- Julie, what is it? - A nice pattern.
And what is it in terms of how you solve tasks?
I solve them cleverly and quickly.
Mark Le Fevre, would you describe the pattern to us?
I have been exploited.
Before we look at the scores, -
and in golf it is important to get the lowest score, -
- we’re missing Christian Fuhlendorff.
Is it because it goes to hell, -
or does he once again come up with an ingenious solution?
I won’t spoil it. You can see for yourself.
- Have you started the time? - Yes, now.
No, you bastard.
- What are you about to do? - Just going inside to get something.
I found a chicken egg in there.
God, you have chicken eggs out here. I'm just using this.
I just need to have it as far down as possible, right?
Yes, you can say that.
Oops.
- Where did you find that egg? - It was inside.
It went out there.
An 8-iron.
Did a hen lay that egg?
Yes, a sick hen.
Like, then I think I should have a putter.
- And time stops. - Yes.
I also have another idea for what to do.
You could do that too.
That was another possibility. Just to show some variations.
In fact, things are going significantly better.
Then you just have to remove the egg I shot in the hole.
That’s how one could have done it.
That was another solution. And then I had one last solution.
It's just because now we're out here.
The whole egg is there. I just gave it a new shell.
It was also an opportunity.
For each new solution, things actually go better.
Is there one you would like us to use, -
- or should we take them together?
- Let's take it all together. - Okay.
The man is brilliant.
Fuhlendorff, there is not just one good solution, but three, -
and you top it off by saying with complete confidence, -
- You just add all three results together.
- That was a mistake. - Cocky.
We need to talk about the first egg. Where did you find it?
There was an egg in a drawer in there,
- I noticed in a previous program.
I can confirm that.
I left a rubber chicken egg in one of my drawers,
- and Fuhlendorff noticed that.
It's right on the edge, but naughty to have three good solutions, -
- so I’ll let it pass.
On the other hand, I don’t let pass -
to add up and multiply your results, -
- so I'm excited to see how it ends.
Maybe we should do it this way.
Nikolaj Stokholm, you deserve a bogey, one stroke over par.
You are allowed to decide whether we should add or multiply.
Should his numbers be multiplied or added?
I can’t figure it out at all. We multiply.
Fair enough.
First, the results for the first four participants.
We have the formula of minutes times eggs times strokes.
Mark, you are my faithful surveyor. Give us some results.
If we multiply, the result will be the following.
- 5 points to Nikolaj Stokholm. - What?
136 points.
4 points to Julie Ølgaard with 216 points.
3 points to Lina Rafn, 304 points.
2 points to Fuhlendorff with 496 points.
1 point to Ruben Søltoft, 900 points.
How long did you stand there?
Ruben spent 5 minutes, 10 eggs, and 18 shots.
Should we move on, Mark Le Fevre? What about a task -
- that combines illegal border activity with exotic fruit?
You have something where you smuggle a pineapple.
- Does that meet the requirements? - Yes.
How nice. I love pineapple.
Pineapple pineapple pineapple.
"Hide this pineapple on your person."
"Don’t throw away any of the pineapple."
"You have 20 minutes, after which Mark inspects you."
"Mark is not going to inspect me anywhere."
"Most wrong guesses wins."
"Time starts now."
So I have to find as much crap and stuff as possible on my person, -
- which he can mistake.
- Didn’t you think so? - Not at all.
I only focused on making the pineapple small.
Julie, you say, "he will not inspect me anywhere".
Where the hell did you put it?
That was ... somewhere, just somewhere.
If you want to do well, it's not about -
hiding a pineapple skillfully on your body, but hiding it -
- so that Mark guesses wrong.
Did I understand my own task correctly, Mark Le Fevre?
Yes.
Should we see any of them try to hide the pineapple?
I made a video with them all.
There are different ways to hide it.
Most have figured out, -
that it's a good idea to wrap the pineapple in something,
- except one.
The plan is to cut it up into a few pieces and stick it on.
You can put it on the hip.
I have brought a lot with me, which I plan to hide under my clothes.
There's something about just chopping it up.
I’m think a lot of body cavities right now.
Welcome to Good MorningAfternoon. [two TV shows done from the same set]
It is very important when making pineapple juice, -
- that you don’t expose yourself to unnecessary dangers ...
... because otherwise you can die.
If I eat any of the pineapple, I haven’t thrown it away.
Can I say they’re not allowed to film for a moment?
Thus, we are ready to escape from the Thailand Airport.
Mark's not going to discover this.
I think we’re ready now.
We laugh a little when we see Stokholm putting it down around that area, -
- but keep in mind that Ruben did the same without plastic.
And without underpants.
And in the ear.
I thought this was the only way to solve that task.
I didn’t think of anything but destroying that pineapple -
- and then putting it into my body.
Ruben, your approach is raw pineapple against bare skin.
The stupid thing was that this was the first thing we recorded that day,
- so the rest of the day, I was wildly fat -
- and stank of piña colada.
It's a good rule of thumb that if you say body openings, -
- wrap them in plastic before you hurt something somewhere.
Yes, yes, I agree.
I regret everything. Do we need to see more?
Mark Le Fevre, should we look at you trying to guess -
- where the pineapple is hidden on our participants' bodies?
Gladly.
The first contains Fuhlendorff, Julie, and Lina.
It's tutti frutti.
Well, pineapple ... Do you have anything sitting up in your hat?
Nothing.
Do you have any pineapple sitting under your hat?
1 point to me.
Is there pineapple in a container on your back?
No.
Do you have pineapple hidden in the hood of the shirt?
No.
- Do you have ... - I'm not going to look you in the eye.
Do you have pineapple sitting on your stomach?
I do.
Do you have any pineapple sitting on your stomach?
There are many bumps on my stomach at the moment. Which one are you referring to?
- The bulge there. - No.
- Do you have pineapple in the bucket? - No, salt. Road salt.
It's not going so well.
- Is it sitting on the crotch? - No.
Define “on”.
- On your legs. - What about one of them?
- Right? - No.
- Left? - No.
- Have you eaten it all? - No.
- Did you eat some pineapple? - It was delicious.
Do you want this pineapple? Here you go.
Should I move what you guessed?
Do you realize how hard it is to squeeze your legs together?
- Do you have pineapple between your legs? - No.
Think you can’t see that something is still there?
I have ... It’s sitting on ...
It's under my arm.
Where do you think the pineapple is?
It is located on the torso around the abdomen and side legs.
Yes. The pineapple is there.
For example, this is not pineapple. This isn’t, either.
Nor is this.
Bye bye.
I have no more guesses.
So let me see that pineapple.
There was a little pineapple hanging over there.
- Do you want to guess further? - No!
I'll give you a whole pineapple.
It's impressive because you all understood -
- that the way to win is to get Mark to guess wrong.
One isn’t interested in him guessing very many times, -
- so it's wise to just have the pineapple somewhere on your body ...
... Christian Fuhlendorff.
Mark, it's not anxiety-provoking after Julie sharply said, -
- "he shall not inspect me" -
- and ended up inspecting two women.
A very awkward situation as a man -
- having to look at a woman's body and point.
It's hopeless.
If I'm guessing wrong, I'm saying something wrong.
It was horrible.
Three skilled solutions that have understood the task correctly.
We will return to who has done best, -
- but we are missing two participants, -
- both Mr. Packaging and Mr. Straight to the Skin.
- Who should we start with? - Mr. Packaging.
Bonjour.
You have something in your hand that is from a pineapple.
Are you hiding something in your ass?
That’s true.
- Did you hide anything in your crotch? - Yes.
- Do you have anything on your hip bones? - No.
It's just me who's fat.
- Left thigh, is it pineapple? - Yes, it feels like pineapple.
They never discovered that at the Thai airport.
Nikolaj Stokholm, you were so elegant in your attitude, -
- but that’s a life sentence in a Southeast Asian prison.
Shut up, badass.
I love that Mark says, “Do you have anything sitting on your hip bone?".
Nah, I'm just really fat.
You look like a man in a pineapple adult diaper -
- that’s waiting to be changed.
When I see the clip, I think it's sick to stand like that with a pineapple.
When the task is about hiding pineapple.
You stood with the flower in your hand.
You did it nicely, Stokholm, -
you tried to hide a pineapple as well as possible on your body,
- but it didn’t necessarily lead to very many wrong guesses.
In return, you could wear your clothes for the rest of the day -
without large embarrassing, yellow stains on them.
I didn’t want to see mine. I can’t ...
- No, I don’t want to see it. - You can let yourself wash dishes.
Can I dance to the title theme? I don’t want to see that, Lasse.
Whatever you offer us for not watching it, -
- I accept it ...
... but we'll still have to watch it.
You have such a pretty smile. Do you have something under your upper lip?
Uh ... yes.
I'm guessing you have pineapple under the cap.
Yes, there was a little there.
Do you have any pineapple just under your balls?
Yes.
Do you have some pineapple on your left calf?
- Is there nothing on the calf? - No.
That's a wrong guess then.
I guess you have pineapple just to the right of your testicles.
You have a pineapple sitting in your ear, left ear, yes?
- There's more pineapple. - It's there.
It strikes me that I have not put on my pants.
- They're still down. - Why didn’t you say something?
So what, Ruben? Why are you so snotty?
You don’t have pineapple in your nose, do you?
Oh God ...
How I love it. That's so strong.
It's a winning mentality ... an idiot's winning mentality.
I've been told that Mark Le Fevre guessed 22 times correctly, -
- and you gave up after too many correct guesses.
So in theory you still have pineapple somewhere on your body, Ruben.
Yes.
Did you find pineapple in your ear the next day?
Yes, actually.
Mark Le Fevre, let's get some points.
5 points for Julie with 24 wrong guesses and 16 correct ones.
4 points for Christian Fuhlendorff, 21 wrong guesses and 0 correct.
3 points for Lina Rafn, 8 wrong and 2 right.
2 points for you, Ruben ...
... 7 wrong, 22 right.
1 point for Nikolaj Stokholm, 1 wrong guess, 4 right.
What I love about that score is that among the four best ones are -
- “Do you have nothing in your hand?"
It almost answered itself.
Mark Le Fevre, let's get the overall score.
Julie Ølgaard leads.
Nikolaj Stokholm still has a chance to leave bespectacled.
Which of my original ingenious tasks -
- should we experience now?
I could tell you that, but I’ll just give you a hint.
Uh, white bread and a task; it must be my birthday.
Taskmaster ...
Hello, Julie. Put this on.
- Do I have to trust you? - Yes. Don’t you do that?
- Put this on. - Then I can’t read the task.
I'll probably read it to you.
What is it? Well, like how I sleep on an airplane.
So you can’t see anything.
- Are you okay with not being able to see? - No.
- Can you see anything? - No.
- How many fingers am I holding up? - 50.
That’s good enough.
- How many fingers am I holding up? - 10, I would guess.
- Are you comfortable not being able to see? - No.
- May I hold your hand? - Yes, please.
- So let's go for a little walk. - Okay.
- Spin around once. - Why?
One step up.
Higher up and forward ...
Yes, please, and the other leg down.
Then you're over, yes.
The art of confusion.
Now I have a little thing for you.
There is also an task I can read for you.
"Move away as far as possible in three minutes while blindfolded."
"Mark is by your side all the time because he's so nice ..."
"When you remove the blindfold, you have another three minutes -
- to find your way back to your starting position."
"Longest successful return trip wins.”
Should I make a toast at some point?
Maybe we should get Mark Le Fevre to explain, -
- what the success criteria for this task are.
You all were blindfolded -
- and had three minutes to walk from your starting position -
- as far away as possible.
When the three minutes have passed, you must take the blindfold off -
- and return to the starting position.
The two lengths are added together.
But the closer to the starting position, the better, -
- if you were 10 meters away, we will deduct 10 meters from the total result.
Brilliant.
Let’s look at how they coped with the task.
Gladly. Ask me to see Julie, Lina, and Ruben.
I want to see Julie, Lina, and Ruben.
- Why do I have this? - You can think about that a little.
How clammy. It's a piece of bread.
- What happens? - Eat.
- We walk. - Okay.
Why should I keep this?
- Are you following? - I'm right behind you.
- I lost the bread. - What should I use it for?
Well, breadcrumbs. I understand. Hansel and Gretel.
- I won’t run into anything? - I will help you.
Can you tell when there is a long, straight stretch so I can run a little?
Now you can just run.
- You're not saying that for fun, are you? - No.
Now you come to a fence very soon.
Now. You can feel it if you stick your foot out a little.
Okay, hold on.
Is anything happening soon?
You are welcome to take the blindfold off.
Time starts.
- Now? - Yes.
I sense you have a tactic.
I just use the heels as ... Hansel and Gretel bread crumbs.
Then I have to take this off.
- Don’t you agree? - I can do that.
Now I can’t remember if I have been in there or have been here.
The only thing I can say is that time is still running.
My guess is that it's around here.
That's my guess.
10 seconds, Ruben.
I'm trying here.
Stop, Ruben.
It smells of my hand sweat.
I dropped the bread here.
- Then I think it's here. - We will find out.
Pardon. Do you want your bread again?
What do I do with it? Do you want it?
Gladly.
If you look at the screen, Lasse, we can see Julie's route.
Here we see the walk.
And the white line is the way back.
Boom!
This is how it is to walk with me. It's straight out and home.
It must turn out that the heel technique can do something, -
- for Julie, you went 100m out, 90m back, -
- and you are only 10 meters from the starting position.
That’s more than I thought, but okay.
It is very difficult to satisfy her.
Now I have explained how things are connected.
It’s 100 m + 90 m - 10 m. 180 meters is your result.
Let’s see how the others fared. Lina, for example.
We can see Lina's route here.
I also think you're good.
The purple is the trip out. The white is the trip back.
That’s not bad.
But then you just took a detour.
Lina, you went 180m out, 140m back, -
- but you were 73m from the starting position.
The secret is to make a fart that gets stuck.
And then sniff back.
You didn’t fart violently on this occasion.
They smell of roses, and there were a lot of roses out there.
180m out, 140m home, and 73m from the starting point, -
- gives 247 meters.
We're missing Ruben.
You were the only one who used the Hansel and Gretel bread crumb technique.
- How did it work for you? - I don’t want to see that clip.
He may well be proud of this.
Okay.
For once, you don’t sprinkle pineapple after you -
- while Mark goes and picks it up.
Now you have to go back.
Do you have any numbers for us?
The trip out was 230m, the trip home 240m.
You were 35m from the starting position.
That means you are clearly in the lead.
Therefore, there is reason to tease you a little.
Nice. Tease away.
- Who are we going to see now? - Stokholm and Fuhlendorff.
"When you remove the blindfold, you have another three minutes -
to find your way back to your starting position,"-
- which is right here where we stand now.
"Longest successful return trip wins.”
- Have you started the time? - No, the clock is teasing a little.
- Can I put my shoe here? - You can do that.
Three minutes and counting.
There is just a hedge, and now it’s starting to go downhill.
And now it's going straight.
Now you are approaching a fence. You are half a meter away.
If I run into the camels, you'll have a fucking problem.
And stop.
- Are you good at navigating? - No.
- I just have to get farthest. - And most accurately back.
- How do you know where I went? - GPS.
You're crawling on a table now.
- Now you have to get back. - That’s easy enough.
It was just straight.
- There's a fence. - Well.
5 seconds left.
- Then I have to take it off? - Yes.
Then I have to go back again.
I have no idea if this is the right way.
Is that my shoe over there? It could very well be.
Then the track came here again. It’s true.
And stop!
- Are you happy? - No. There is no bread, after all.
I'm coming to your house, Lasse, in the Taskmaster's house, and I was thinking,
- that it was annoying that I laid something flat.
Then I looked at myself in the mirror and saw -
- that I was wearing a big yellow hat, which I could have kind of seen.
You can’t see toast.
I might as well have taken a blade of grass and said, -
- “I’ll put this here.”
- You could. - It was idiotic.
Now I know I led the program today when we started, -
- so if anything has happened, it's a conspiracy against me.
- Mark, what is he talking about? - I don’t know.
I'm having a hard time showing his route.
- Why? - Why are you having a hard time with it?
Have you seen the dotted lines of the others? We did it with a GPS watch.
I also wore one.
Then something happens where it has been deleted.
No no ...
And I walked somewhere around 9 kilometers in the same area.
So you thought "I'm deleting ...".
What is that? Why would I have done that?
It's almost impossible to prove, -
- unless someone filmed it with a camera.
Like this?
- I’ll put the watch in my pocket. - Yes, thanks.
Like this.
I don’t remember going back wrong. I demand proof of that.
We'll probably get it, unless you have deleted it on the GPS.
Yes, that ...
Christian Fuhlendorff, I love hearing your guilty laugh.
I hear it, like "ha, ha, I've deleted GPS data".
Since we have no numbers, we have 0 out, 0 home, -
- and a 0 because he hit exactly when he got home again.
Yes, nothing should be deducted from zero.
- So zero. - Yes.
- Let's see Stokholm's route. - Here it is.
With the green he is on his way out, going across a fence.
Then he must find his way back.
But it's still good.
He reaches 100m out, home at 160m, -
- but he is 84m from the starting position.
100 + 160 - 84. You end up with 176 meters.
We have received five Hansel and Gretel results.
How are the points distributed?
5 points to Ruben with 435 meters.
4 points to Lina Rafn with 247 meters.
3 points to Julie Ølgaard with 180 meters.
2 points to Nikolaj Stokholm with 176 meters.
And 1 point for Christian Fuhlendorff with 0 meters.
It's a conspiracy!
- Complete plot. - Yes, damn it.
- You owe us an overall position. - Certainly.
Julie Ølgaard leads.
A nice program.
Before we start the last task, -
- ask me what my favorite food is.
- What’s your favorite food? - Eggs. - Yes, I have one with eggs.
[“Eat me. Fastest wins.”]
- Hi. - Hi, Lina Rafn.
- Hi. - Hey.
How delicious.
Are you swallowing?
- Is it a task? What do I need? - Read it.
“Eat me. Fastest wins.”
Where's the envelope?
What strength do you actually use?
As I remember it when I came up with the task, Mark Le Fevre, -
- it's inspired by Alice in Wonderland.
I just write "eat me", leaving an egg -
- and left some artistic freedom: “Fastest wins.”
- It's an easy task. - You would think so.
Unless your name is Ruben, Lina, or Stokholm.
Shall we see them? Yes, please.
Okay, that ... God, how awful.
It needs to be boiled.
- Do you want one? - I want to love an egg.
We can do that just as well when we want to do one.
I can’t.
It smells very good.
I can’t. It goes right in the ulcer.
Ow, ow.
I think the other participants give up.
It is hard boiled.
- Stop the time. - Okay.
It annoys me wildly that we would had finished 1 minute earlier, -
- if I had just given it 6 minutes.
You can’t do that.
Had it said "drink me", I could have solved the task.
25:25.
- It must be gone, the egg. - Oh.
There Stokke-daddy took it straight.
There you just cracked it.
25:26, what a bad time.
We got a cup of coffee and an egg, nice.
Ruben, a week ago you were asked to bring a prize, -
- something you couldn’t do without, and you brought your mother.
Now I understand why. You spend half an hour cooking an egg.
Three vastly different approaches to it.
Two of you are thinking, “I’ll just cook it a little.”
Stokholm spends all his time saying “It can’t be done.”
How much time did he spend?
I thought it was the egg, not just what’s inside the egg.
You meant inclusive should?
Yes, I seriously thought so. It’s not dangerous to eat more.
I thought I was going to crush it and just ...
And there I set a damn limit.
It was extreme to eat a raw egg.
It’s decidedly disgusting to eat a raw egg, -
- and I'm disgusted if people do.
May I present Christian Fuhlendorff?
When does time start? Does it say anything about that? No.
Mark, can you make a note that says “Time starts now"?
You can practically not read.
No. Then write it in capital letters.
One moment.
Okay, time starts now.
Done.
The wild thing about it ...
Even if you have eaten the raw egg, -
so just to look like you're eating it even faster, -
- then you mime with an empty eggshell.
And yet you gag.
While he doesn’t prefer a mime. How do you do it?
Boxers ... You have to eat raw eggs to get protein.
So you say you have to be brain-damaged ...
Yes, you have to.
We are missing one. What was that for a question ...
It's a great program, and we can end it now.
What question did you ask Nikolaj Stokholm just before?
Would you think it was disgusting to eat a raw egg?
Yes. Raw eggs and cowboy boots are not me.
Funny you say that. Julie Ølgaard ...
- Can you get a spoon? - Yes.
And you need to run.
It is cold. Is it cooked?
It is not.
I don’t want to eat it. It's raw.
- Mark! - Julie!
I have a gift for you.
Now we make a play where you close your eyes, -
- and then you taste what I give you.
- I am not allowed to. - You must ...
It's fucking annoying, but if I was the one who had to solve those tasks ...
Taste it straight. Come.
No, how nice. It was damn delicious.
It says "eat me".
I could have done that, but that wouldn’t have been as awesome.
- 2 minutes. - Yes ...
Where are you going, Julie?
- She got you again, Mark. - Yes, nice.
Yeah, right?
- Can I get some points? - Gladly.
Julie and Stokholm get 0 points as neither of them ate the egg.
Ruben's time of 25 minutes 26 seconds actually gives him third place.
Lina gets second place and 4 points with a time of 6 minutes 15 seconds.
And Fuhlendorff with a time of madness of 5.7 seconds -
- gets, of course, 5 points.
I would like to warn parents with children.
Keep them inside. I'm going to drive home without glasses.
How is the score in tonight's program?
Lina Rafn is in the lead with 14 points.
Can I try?
There are otherwise close races in the Top 4.
Everyone has a chance to go home with Stokholm's glasses ...
... except, unfortunately, Nikolaj Stokholm himself.
One of the four will win tonight, and we will reveal -
- who will emerge victorious from this season of Stormester -
- with this golden trophy.
The last task comes now, right now and here on stage.
We have reached the last task in the last program, the final contest.
All five will compete head to head.
Mark Le Fevre, what's the last task of this season?
We could ask Stokholm to read the task -
- because we play for his glasses.
That's pure bullying.
“Unroll all the tape, -
put the tape in your lunch box, -
- and close your lunch box. Fastest wins.”
Do you all understand the rules?
Why does Christian have extra goodies?
Do you have extra goodies?
He has a ruler and a large felt-tip pen.
You can use them, so good luck.
- He can guarantee that. - That's the task.
Time starts now.
We will note Nikolaj Stokholm with 2 minutes 43 seconds.
Then we can hand out points. In what order did they finish?
- Julie Ølgaard finished first. - Yes.
Closely followed by Christian Fuhlendorff.
Ruben Søltoft was Number 3.
Then Lina comes in fourth place.
Nikolaj Stokholm was last.
Then we distribute the points.
5 to Julie Ølgaard, 4 to Christian Fuhlendorff, -
- 3 to Ruben Søltoft, 2 to Lina Rafn -
- and a single to Stokke-daddy.
What does that mean for the overall standings for tonight?
Julie Ølgaard has won.
We'll just have to look at them.
- I can see nothing. - They flatter you.
Seriously, I can see nothing.
Well, I’d better get home.
It has been fun to be with you.
- It's all sailing. - I'm also an old sailor.
God, is that you?
But I won!
That was the final score of the evening. Julie wins Stokholm's glasses.
But it is the final program, so we also have an overall score.
Mark Le Fevre, who has won the first season of Stormester?
The winner of your beautiful gilded head, winner of it all, is ...
... Christian Fuhlendorff.
Give the man some glasses, Christian Fuhlendorff.
It began in chaos and had to end in chaos.
Season winner, Christian Fuhlendorff. Tonight's winner, Julie Ølgaard.
We learned one thing tonight:
- “Everything is a pineapple container, if only you are brave enough.”
Thanks for tonight from me and my all-too-cuddly co-host, Mark Le Fevre.
Danish text: TopTexT Kjeld Melchiorsen