Baby!
- Say it! - Bomb!
Welcome to a new season of Stormester.
Let me just set things up.
I am your taskmaster, and I have written a number of assignments -
- with which we challenge five creative heads.
They have solved identical tasks -
- but don’t know how they compare to their competitors.
You can see if you find a better solution.
You probably have one question: "Who are the participants?"
"Who's going to joke? Who's the best? Who wants to get on smoothly?"
"Why don't you tell me, Lasse?"
Jesper Groth! [actor]
Lise Baastrup! [actor]
Victor Lander! [comedian]
Sarah Grünewald! [model, actor]
And Heino Hansen! [comedian]
This is my favorite moment of a season.
- How nice to see you guys. - You too.
- Are you happy? Are you excited? - Very.
Not that bad. You know Mark Le Fêvre. You have greeted him.
I ask this question once. What have you been doing since last time?
I've been touring with my first one-man show.
- And me with my fifth one-man show. - Was nominated for Comedian of the Year.
So was I, for the second time.
- I've got a new room. - I've got a new house.
What else happened?
I got married recently.
I liked the pictures.
Should we get started? Mark, what is the program about?
We asked one of the participants -
- to bring a personal asset that you can win.
You have to feel that you’re losing something if you don't win it.
So that’s especially troublesome. Who has brought a prize?
Victor Lander. What's up?
I'm disappointed you call it an asset, because this is family.
It's blood. I've brought my dad.
A light herring in an overly tight red spandex.
Known as "Papmela Anderson".
It could turn into an ad for a TV shop.
"If she's not in use, save her."
Traveling. Fold her up, and look in the suitcase.
If you want to see her again, you have to win.
If you win the whole season, you will be the lucky winner -
- who can take pleasure in having the Stormester trophy!
- It will be next to papa. - That's it.
A woman in two dimensions, and a man in three. Should we get started?
We start off festively. There is nothing more festive -
- than beach balls and bath ducks.
Fun. There are many ducks.
- Oh, Mark. - What now?
- You got up early. - You bet!
Yes... That's some track.
There are goals. There is a start.
Here comes the ball. I’ve got my magnetic pants on.
Aren’t you coming? Or do you have to stand and be passive?
You just look at a screen.
Stop. It's not good for you. You have to learn that.
- "Get the beach ball over the finish line." - “Nothing but water can touch the ball."
“Your time starts now."
What? Where's the water?
Jesus!
I don’t understand. "Nothing but water ..."
The time has started. Annoying!
There is no water. I can't use that for anything.
Mark, it's a good move to start with a simple task.
Yes. Nothing but water must touch the beach ball.
It's a race. Fastest time wins the first challenge.
Welcome, Sarah. Did you debut with a sigh?
Don't you come out and say ...?
Do you have an idea of who you think did the job second-best?
That is the task I was worst at, of all the tasks this season.
- It’s true. - I thought you were the best.
Then you are really bad.
I have been looking forward for a year to see a new team solve the tasks.
Let's see if Heino was right. We start with Jesper and Sarah.
Okay. Nothing but water must touch it.
This is water, right? It doesn't say anything.
I have an idea!
- So what, Jesper? - I'm going to the freezer.
No no no! Why don't I just make a toast? Where is the spirit weak?
- What do we find? - Water.
On ice.
Do I have only one attempt? What's in the assignment?
Over the duck passage.
Yes!
Did the others find such a brilliant solution?
- Yes. - Now.
- Don’t you think so? - I don’t know.
Ah, I think so.
Otherwise, they are too stupid.
If the other participants didn’t do better than you -
- then they must be too stupid.
It's a brilliant solution. I couldn't have figured it out.
We had a pedestal ... What's the matter, Mark?
Don't ruin anything.
That's my job, Sarah. Notice how that ball comes up.
- Yes... - Well, okay.
- What zodiac sign are you? - Aquarius. Aquarius.
It was 98% of a good solution. Unfortunately, it does ...
Do not touch the ball. So that's a disqualification.
Not! Annoying.
Let's turn our attention to Jesper.
Water occurs in three different states.
Frozen, liquid and boiling.
What is the third one? It's steam, damn it! When it’s cooked.
If you go past the boiling point, you get a sauna.
Learned by experience. Should I hold back with praise?
You got it over the finish line in two minutes and nine seconds.
- 20 minutes?! - Two minutes.
A really good time. Can you show me a participant who did better?
No. But I can show you Heino.
You probably don't get much out of it.
Only water must touch the ball.
God is hurting you. Gives a helping hand.
If now ...
It went very well.
Move that camera!
It's family TV.
So!
That's the way it is.
I see you presenting us with an example of -
- how to evaluate breach of rules. What are you doing?
What am I doing that I don't ...
If it isn’t made of water, don’t call it a watering can.
I went down and complained to Silvan. [do-it-yourself store]
Sorry, have you heard about the tap water phenomenon?
I've also just been down and complaining again.
That was your worst task.
- Then it will be good from here. - I hope so.
- We disqualify the first attempt. - I touched with the pitcher and hands.
- Nice confession. - You have it on video.
It's going to be a long day in court, if we have to take it.
It’s seen in the pictures. That leaves nothing to chance.
We have seen three participants with three different solutions.
We have two left. They use the same tactics.
But you will notice that one is a little faster.
Can we see how far it can get? Do we have something with more pressure?
Should it stay on the track? It should just cross the finish line.
Can you help extend it?
- Time is running! - Yes!
It must be doable.
- No! - Victor!
It must be doable.
That's smart, this! Like that!
Think...
I should have done that from the start.
And we’re off! Victor! Victor! Victor!
What do you say to that? I’ll just turn off the water.
It didn’t say that you couldn’t change the course or move the finish line.
There are two ways.
Like a golden retriever. Run out and throw it over.
Or try everything else before looking through it.
I'm the retriever? I should be safe.
- I was the dachsund. - Yes.
Very calm dachsund.
- It's a little different times. - Close call, I'd say.
Victor did it in 54 seconds, and Lise a bit slower.
Six minutes and 47 seconds.
I am grateful that we saw five different ways.
That led to the very first position. Let's hear it.
0 points for Sarah and Heino. Disqualified.
3 points to Lise with time 6:47.
4 points to Jesper with time 2:09.
And 5 points to Victor with time 0:54.
It's also Victor's "Papmela Anderson".
Let me call her papa mother. That's what we do.
Is there anything you've never heard me say, Mark?
Many things. "I love you." "Sorry."
"You need to be paid more.”
- Back up one. - Sorry?
Exactly! I'm never going to say sorry to you.
I am flawless in our relationship and have the opportunity to -
- have my five participants do the work for me.
Yes. It's coming here.
It's a bit cool to get your finger in ...
A long time ago, I was in one of these.
Oh no!
It's nice and hot here.
In here?
Where's Mark?
"Do something that requires an apology to Mark."
Poor thing.
"In 20 minutes, please apologize to Mark."
"Mark is sitting in the living room. Best apology wins."
What can one's conscience carry?
- What's the worst thing you can do? - Anyone have Mark's mom's phone number?
It's actually really bad, this one.
- I got it. - How do I explain this to him?
It's tough for me though.
Well, she lives in Horsens? [8th-largest city in Denmark]
Exciting!
Isn't it great to be back in business, Mark?
This embodies what a task should be.
Maybe my favorite assignment in Stormester so far.
The participants have been given 20 minutes to do something to me -
- that requires an apology.
We value the worst thing and the best excuse.
I look forward to seeing what they have come up with.
- Where do we start? - With Lise Baastrup.
We recorded this right before Zulu Comedy Galla [TV2 awards show]-
- where I was nominated for Comedian of the Year.
- Hi, Lise. - Hi, Mark. May I come in?
Always.
Thanks.
I need to talk to you.
I've done something ...
... that is really bad.
Mark.
I voted for Lasse Rimmer for Comedian of the Year.
Sorry, Mark. I have embarrassed myself.
Was it sincere, or were the tears something you did with a little onion?
No onions were used. They were real tears.
They came forward because I could see that Mark was really upset.
It was a long day.
I got that shit on Mark's behalf. I knew what it meant to him.
I had a bad conscience.
Although I would vote for you no matter what, Lasse.
It was the first horrible thing that required an apology.
Where do we go now? Because this ...
Can't it be different? We must have Sarah's.
Hey.
- I've pulled in some favors. - Yes?
Is it something to do with me? Hello?
Hi, Mark. It's Henrik. Producer at P3. [hit-music radio station]
- Hello, hello. - Good day.
I'll call to brief you tomorrow.
Tomorrow?
Yes.
You’ll be at DR Byen [broadcasting HQ] at 9:15. We're glad you feel like it.
We're going to talk about being bald.
It's great you’re coming, now that Mads Steffensen [bald actor] has canceled.
Well, he couldn't.
Finding someone has been difficult. It might be a little humiliating.
Great that you feel like coming.
- Super! Thank you. Good day. - It's me who thanks you.
That's because they have a bald theme.
- I can understand that! - I would like to apologize.
Well ...
You have to forgive yourself for thinking it's strange.
The great thing is that you went to DR Byen and were on the program.
I went out there. Early in the morning.
Standing in the studio and talking to ...
... 600,000 listeners about my sparse hair splendor.
We have seen a completely different reaction -
- compared to Lisa's sincere tears.
You enjoyed it in a completely different way.
Yes, but I also think Mark has dragged me through so many things.
- Lasse writes the tasks! - Oh well...
I just think my idea was so bold.
I was actually more proud than sorry.
I love it as much as Mark hates it.
- It fits. - We have more than half left.
- Give me the next one. - Jesper Groth.
Hi, Mark. Hey.
I have had contact with Gravel Direct.
Yes?
And I've given you one ton of granite shards.
I bobbed the price up and got it called gray mix.
It will be here in two days. I can't that day.
Still good friends?
- Ah ... - That's good enough for me.
It’s fine.
This is the first time you’re seeing that gravel.
You weren’t there when the granite shards were unloaded.
They’re beautiful. I ordered them with a little pink, too.
They’re good.
One could order in a bag or loose to the curb.
Jesper! I think it's always vicious -
- to give someone something they don't want.
What an inconvenience. If you have to give something to that extent -
- maybe glitter or duck feathers?
- Glitter isn’t good for the environment. - Well, okay.
Bad for Mark, but good for the environment. Great. Who will we see now?
Victor, who I should just talk to.
- Didn't you say sorry? - Yes, yes.
- Hi, Victor. - Hi, Mark.
ABBA.
An ABBA tribute band -
- is playing at the Forum in Horsens on November 2.
- Yes? - And that concert ...
... I simply ...
... invited your mother to see.
What?!
- You got a hold of Anne-Grethe? - Yes.
I hope she takes it. Hi, Anne-Grethe. This is Victor.
I work with your son. I've written a poem for you.
"Dear Anne—Grethe. I saw your picture on Mark's nightstand."
“My heart skipped two beats, and my love was in bloom."
“Your eyes were great. My lust is struggling."
"Will you join me for the ABBA concert on November 2?"
- Yes, please. - Yes!
- She is cute. - She is.
No, she’ll be upset when I don't come.
- I'm not going to come. - I can sense that.
Sorry.
Mark, are you able to confirm that Victor called your mother -
- and invited her to the ABBA tribute concert?
Yes, it's good enough.
Would you also like to confirm that your mother said yes please?
She was looking forward to it, I can reveal.
Victor reveals she was brushed off.
- I do not come. - No, you didn’t come.
We are 4/5 through my favorite challenge.
Unfortunately, there is only one excuse left.
- Who are we missing? - Heino Hansen.
I'm not going to reveal what he's doing, but during that day -
- I got 123 calls on my phone.
What's the name ... is this your car?
- Yes, it is. Yes. - It is good enough?
It's Mark.
This is Tonny. I'm calling about an ad on DBA. [classified-ad website]
- You have a car for sale. - Well then.
Now it's actually sitting ...
Is is worth 80 kroner? [US$11.91]
Yes, but I can give 100.
I want to come and look at it.
- There has been a misunderstanding. - Now.
Should we remove it?
- Hello? - Are you selling a Lexus?
I’m flattered that you’re interested, but there was a mistake.
- Does that require explanation? - Not really.
See you, John, or whatever your name is. There are already 100 who have seen it.
People know a deal when they see it.
No, now it must ...
I'll delete it, Mark! Sorry.
Yes, hello. I see you have a car for sale?
I have to disappoint you. This is a misunderstanding.
- Can you hear me? - I want to buy your car!
I know, but it's a mistake.
What?! You just dropped out!
I'm calling about your ad. You have a Lexus for sale.
One thing to know. Two grown men in between.
To lie down and say ...
Now it must ...
What we came from. You should be able to lie down flat.
I’ll get calls for the rest of the day.
You need to know it's on me.
- Hello? - Kenneth from Herning.
You have a car for sale.
That's 100% my mistake.
Now it must ... I need a new number.
He hung up. No!
- Hello? - I’ve done a stupid thing.
- So what, Heino? - I've put your apartment up for sale.
It's my fault. I lay down flat.
You didn't lie when you said you started rubbish, but would come back strong.
Many people called us anyway.
It's a good car you have.
Many would like to pay 80 kroner for a Lexus.
Five times Mark was hurt. What were the worst experiences?
I changed my phone number because of Heino.
I was humiliated in front of 600,000 listeners.
But Victor!
One must not go after mother.
No, you don't. These are the top candidates.
I loved your commandments and have to hand out points.
I'm surprised at how little space granite shards fill up.
Mark cleaned them up quickly. Jesper, it turns into 1 point.
It's alright. That's the way it is.
Sarah, that's a scary thing to do.
He wishes he had his hair, but not the best apology.
2 points. Lise, what you did wasn't terrible -
- but your apology! How nice it was. 3 points.
Side by side are Victor and Heino. Who did the worst?
Victor hurt Mark's mother's feelings. It was evil, cynical, and ice cold.
It gives you points. Also a good apology.
Heino, the net will never forget!
A malevolence that gives for years. I am pleased.
Excellent excuse. It makes the difference.
4 points to Victor. 5 to Heino.
- Update us on the scores, Mark. - Victor in the lead with 9 points.
Mark, you’ve endured enough for one program. Shouldn't we find you another job?
I have one of our four wonderful participants.
And then Victor Lander.
Mark?!
Hello, Jesper.
Yes.
Exciting!
- There is a task. - Yes.
Okay.
Mark in the window. A kids’ program you could sell.
"Make something soar."
"You have 20 minutes to prepare your glider."
- "You have one attempt.” - "Long-lasting glider wins."
- Time starts ... - Now!
Do you have experience?
I jumped out with an umbrella.
- What hovers well? - Paper, right?
- How did it go? - One-second hover.
- Are you good at folding paper? - No.
"Make something soar". Something?
I'm totally lost. It must soar.
It was awful.
A wonderfully simple task, one would think.
Did any of you notice the little light bulb?
Not at all.
I had an idea, but the producers said no.
- Because, Danish law. - You're a bit of a bad boy.
No. I'm glad they said no.
I didn't know where to call ...
The whole nation is thinking: "What was that idea, Heino?"
A joint.
It would make sure you were high and hovering?
Yes.
How did the participants solve the task? Who do we see first?
We start with Victor, Lise and Sarah. See if they are good at building.
Oh, god no!
A cable car is also a glider?
- Can you hold this? - Of course.
Oh, then I float. Can you see it?
But not for that long. Do we have a hair dryer?
- Well, there you are? - Come!
It should’ve been a windy day. You can't trust the wind.
Hairdryer 2000!
Well! It came off. Then this one must be fixed.
- Is it hovering? - Yes, a little.
I get it pushed away.
I can get it here.
If we go to the bathroom together -
- then I'll show you how to send it.
- I'm just holding its tail. - Yes, you do well enough.
- No! Try to see, Mark! - I look.
So. Then they all have to go on here.
So. Yes.
We need to hover. Are you happy with the solution?
It’s not one of my proudest moments.
You could have thrown something out. It just doesn't last many seconds.
- When I tell you to release it. - You have 40 seconds.
Take it!
Okay.
- I'm letting go now? - Yes.
Why the hell doesn't it hover anymore?
Come on, man!
Come on, for fuck sake!
No!
Annoying!
It had a little more in it.
I sucked it!
The three solutions call for us to repeat what we are looking for.
What is a hover, really?
"To move freely through the air."
The object may be affected by air currents. Also by an engine.
But the thing must have no contact with anything.
- It must move freely. - Super.
- Would you call it a hover yourself? - Yes.
Should we go back to the definition of hovering? Not now.
Lise, do you think it hovers itself?
I'm not thinking about the strips, but the kite itself.
- But you held the tail. - It's not the kite itself.
Then you could swing a cat and say: "See how it hovers".
Shouldn’t we see what the others have done?
Mark! You are in control. What do you have to say?
Sarah's stuff floated for 75 hundredths of a second.
We count from the moment the cord was released.
Yes, we do.
Victor's basin floated for one second and 35 hundredths.
You never let go of the kite, so I haven't noted any time, Lise.
In total, three have spent one hour -
- to have three objects hover for two seconds.
Who’s next?
We have Denmark's answer to George Clooney. Heino.
Yes.
- I've made things soar. - Like?
My girlfriend. On a pink cloud.
You could ask her for how long.
- It's a call away. - We are enemies.
I have given away the bottle of rum that was left over from our wedding.
We haven't talked for three days.
Hello?
- Hi. - Hi. I love you.
- I love you, too. - Remember when we found each other?
Yes.
How long were you in love with me?
Why do you ask?
I want to know how long you hovered on a pink cloud.
I still do.
Are you truly in love?
- Yes. - Did I ruin it with some rum?
- You don't even drink rum. - Well, there are others.
Hey.
Long question, but saved the love.
- Yeah right? - I could sense that.
I got 5 points and five more years with my wife.
I'll let you float in uncertainty. Do I accept this?
I'm leaning towards it. But what was Heino's time?
You met each other on June 1, 2014?
No, on Tinder six weeks before.
- Six weeks before? - Yes.
Okay. Then I get it for 2,052 days plus the six weeks.
Yes, it's true.
- It's 2,094 days. - Yes.
Not worthy of applause, but I think it's a long time.
No, no! Stop!
- We're missing one. - Jesper Groth.
It gives us something that is just as safe as a zeppelin.
- Do we have helium? - Yes.
We'll make some of that and make one that's as safe as a zeppelin.
- Then we prepare for gliding. - Yes, please.
Yes! Come on!
- How does your body feel? - In touch with my breathing.
There I wanted it.
- It's no longer hovering. - No.
It should be a stubborn young man on his knees that impresses us.
- Three minutes and 47 seconds. - That’s a long time!
If you approve of Heinos, it's a bit wilder.
I approve of your wife hovering on a pink cloud.
Give us some points.
- 1 point to Lise. - Fine. I will come back strongly.
Great.
2 points to Sarah for dropping half a stool out of a window.
3 to Victor!
4 points to Jesper for a 3 minute and 47 second hover.
5 points to Heino for a love story of six years!
What does this mean for the overall position?
Victor leads with 12 points.
Mark! First program. The brains are sharp.
Shouldn't we test the participants' memories?
I know exactly what you're thinking.
- The handle down! - It goes out.
There is a fire in the fireplace.
There are playing cards. It's Stormester playing cards.
Oh ... short.
Will it be a short task?
It looks like a German exercise I once wrote.
No. “Memorize the order of the cards."
Birthday card. Why is that in there?
Lasse and Mark cards.
"In five minutes, you have to hand in the cards.”
"Then you have to recite ...
Recite? Please don’t use that kind of language!
"You have to recite the correct order the cards are in."
"Don't leave the room ..." No! I forgot my phone!
I won’t be able to remember it. I can just write it down.
Most correct wins.
Time starts now. I write them down.
Do you have anything to write with?
Something to write with ... I could use.
It would be great if you had a pen in your back pocket.
There is nothing. I can't spend five minutes looking for that.
You only have 3 1/2.
I feel as if I’ve failed.
- You don't remember ...? - Whether it's going well.
I feel as if things are going well.
There are more people looking for writing tools in the furniture?
The cards were handed out. Then you could choose to remember the order.
Or find a writing tool. We've removed everything -
- except for one ballpoint pen. It could have been used.
It’s stored in an obvious place.
And after five minutes, you have to hand over the cards to me.
How good is Victor?
Show it to me!
Let's see.
Queen of diamonds, ace of diamonds, 5 of diamonds, 4 of diamonds.
Queen of diamonds, ace of diamonds, 4 ... 5 of diamonds, 4 of diamonds.
King of diamonds ... Jack. Fuck! Queen, ace, 5, 4, jack, king -
- 9, 8. Queen, ace, jack, 4, jack.
Ace of diamonds, 5 of diamonds, 4 of diamonds.
King of diamonds, ace of diamonds, 4 of diamonds, 5 of diamonds ... it's clubs!
Queen of clubs ... Ace of clubs.
10 of clubs, 2 of clubs, 3 of clubs. King, king, king.
Okay. I am ready now.
Like I remember it, then I nail it!
- Yes? - Yes.
We made it easy. They are in standard order.
- Yes. - What is the default order?
Clubs in alphabetical order. The last three kings -
- hearts, diamonds, spades. Birthday card, yellow card, thigh card.
Hearts from ace to king. Potato card, Mark and Lasse cards.
Easy to remember.
Let's see how the others approached the task.
We will.
Perfect.
I'm scratching.
There must be something to write with.
It's all the shit.
King. Congratulations.
10 seconds!
Yellow card. Rods.
There!
Time’s up.
And time’s up.
What then, Lise?
- Take the cards. - You have to give me the cards.
- Ready? - Yes.
I already know that there are two cards where I'm wrong.
- Do you remember that? - The last two.
- Did you get that far? - Don’t worry.
Well, okay.
We've seen four of you prepare before handing over to Mark.
Three of them we have to look at. How they manage to remember the order.
Victor, Lise, Jesper? That we’ll do.
Queen of clubs.
Ace of clubs.
8 of clubs.
9 of clubs.
Ace of clubs, 5 of clubs, 4 of clubs, jack of clubs, king of clubs.
Jack of clubs.
4 of clubs.
5 of clubs.
2 of clubs, 3 of clubs, king of hearts, king of diamonds, king of spades.
King of hearts.
King of diamonds.
King of spades.
6 of clubs.
King of spades.
King of diamonds.
Birthday card and yellow card.
4 of hearts, 5 of hearts.
6 of hearts, 7 of hearts.
- Do you remember more? - No.
2 of diamonds ...
Then we get to the tricky part.
Now this is a guess.
9 of spades, 8 of spades, 7 of spades.
6 of spades.
52 cards in total.
Then comes a diamond.
And ... more diamonds.
I don't like this game, Mark.
He didn't like that game.
We have seen three participants. You skipped Sarah.
Looks like she's writing down 52 playing cards.
There is speed across the field. Let's see how it went.
Queen, ace, 5, 4, jack.
King, king, king.
Ace, 2, 3.
2 ...
15, 15 and then a bonus info of you and Lasse on the last two cards.
You want them.
But is it spades, diamonds, hearts? What is the suit?
No... No, they didn't say anything about that.
- Should I get a sharp one for us? - Yes.
It has to be really sharp.
Not blue Ga-Jol. [Danish candy]
It's not just annoying. It's heartbreaking.
I hurt myself.
Although she had them right, she lacked the suits.
- So where are we? It's a 0? - Not quite.
I had the kings and the queens. Well, no ...
- It was just king. - You have some things right.
Birthday card, yellow card, thigh card, potato card, Mark card, Lasse card.
- Super. - So that's six right.
In fact, it is also four more than Victor.
I still think it's cheating.
We are missing Heino. This means that Heino is either at the top or bottom.
Wait and see.
Queen. Ace.
- Yes. - Then I’ve won over Victor.
Tape. Back.
I have an idea.
May I be allowed to hand them over to you Mark?
Was it really me? Yes, it was. So!
Queen of clubs, ace of clubs, 5 of clubs, 4 of clubs.
Jack of clubs, king of clubs, 9 of clubs.
8 of clubs, 6 of clubs, 7 of clubs.
3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9 of hearts.
2 of diamonds ...
2 of diamonds, 2 of diamonds, 15 of diamonds, 15 of diamonds.
Mark Le Fevre and Stormester himself.
You're two minutes into the task, then I hear Sarah say to you ...
- What did you say? - You're a genius.
- How many agree? - It's so smart!
You fulfilled that part of the task -
- handing over the cards to Mark.
It doesn’t say that he must have them in his hand.
You chose to tape them on him. Let's get some points, Mark.
1 point to Victor with two cards right.
Then 2 points to Sarah with six cards right.
3 points to Jesper with 18 cards right.
4 points to Lise with 43 cards right!
And 5 points for Heino Hansen with 52 cards right!
There is one last opportunity to earn points in the first program.
And it is in the final task live on stage.
What are the scores?
Heino has taken the lead with 15 points!
But it is a close race in the Top 4.
Victor hopes to bring Papmela home.
Will he succeed? Let's find out.
With Heino in the lead by 2 points, it's far from clear -
- whether Papmela Andersson needs a new home.
- Who will read the assignment aloud? - Sarah?
- Here you go. - Okay.
"Draw your face on the visor of your welding mask."
"Do not adjust the mask during the task."
"It should be the same size as your real face."
"And must be either angry or happy."
- "Most detailed ..." - Sorry.
"... and precise face wins. You have 100 seconds. "
You draw a 1:1 portrait of yourself. Happy or angry.
Do not adjust the mask. You have 100 seconds.
If it’s down to me and someone else -
- notice that I'm wearing Lasse Rimmer socks.
Suck-up!
Do you have to sit on your knees?
It doesn’t say what position you should be in.
Just wear your helmet and visor down. You have 100 seconds.
And the 100 seconds start ... Down with the helmet.
- The visor. - They start now!
- Tina! Telephone! Mirror! - I must be happy!
I'm jumping down to you.
Couldn't you have said it sprayed?
Yes, that is ... Those are eyebrows?
25 seconds left!
Three, two, one!
Mark! Time out. 100 seconds to draw -
- a face size 1:1 -
- on the visor, which is either very happy or very angry.
- Should we start with Jesper Groth? - I'm happy!
- Place the visor on the mannequin. - Now!
It is very good then.
Let's assess the similarity.
My mom says I have a little pretty head.
It is good!
Thanks. Let's look at the others.
You had the help of a cell phone.
- It's an improvement over Jesper. - Thanks.
Victor Lander.
Nailed it!
It looks like something from a Japanese horror movie. What were you thinking?
- No faces are transparent. - Yes?
This face. Not transparent.
Thanks for the defense, Victor. May we see Sarah's?
A woman who knows her own traits.
Yes, yes.
- I like it. - My nose looks like a penis.
Thanks, Sarah. We only lack Heino.
You have to help me. I am only crooked on one eye.
Now!
If you draw it with the school psychologist, then extra help will come to the class.
I approve that.
I must ask you to step back.
The most detailed face. Sarah Grünewald.
- 5 points. - Yes, please!
I can't choose between Jesper and Lise. You both get 4 points.
Heino gets 2 points, and 1 point for Victor.
Who is the winner of the evening?
- Who won? - Yes.
Heino Hansen did!
Heino and Victor seem to agree on a sharing arrangement.
A weekend once in a while where Papmela can come home to Victor.
What have we learned? If you don't have anything to write with, you have to scratch.
But be careful doing it with your cardboard boyfriend.
See you! Thanks for tonight.
Original Danish text: Søren Jas Larsen Dansk Video Text