Baby!
- Say it! - Bomb!
Good evening. Welcome to Stormester.
I've invited five behemoths into my Stormester house -
- to solve intricate tasks that I have devised.
No one knows how the others have managed. We will find out.
Who's been smart? Who's been stupid?
Let's greet them. Jesper Groth!
Lise Baastrup!
Victor Lander!
Sarah Grünewald!
And Heino Hansen!
I also have to say hello to Mark.
He has been running around with an insidious smile all day.
Ask me what I'm holding.
- What is it, Mark? - Stormester, the board game.
- There are squares you move around. - What are the rules?
You roll the dice. You have me as a figure and move around.
Roll the dice and move around. How do you win?
Yeah ...
You control me, so you don't win ... Yes, you don't win.
It sounds far-fetched. Fortunately, a contestant can win tonight.
We are somber about a prize that a contestant has brought.
Put that away!
One participant has brought something that they want to be extra motivated -
- to win back. Who's shooting for tonight, Mark?
(Le Fevre!) It's Heino Hansen.
This is going to hurt.
What you don't know about me is, that I own the domain durumrulle.dk.
You shouldn't laugh so much at that.
I spent 1100 kroner [US$167] on it at an auction.
It's a domain I'm happy about. I put that on offer tonight.
The winner takes over durumrulle.dk. CERTIFICATE OF OWNERSHIP
I am so ready to get into it. Mark, you're the project manager.
- Where do we go? - With one, where it should go.
- Hello, Jesper. - Hello.
I'll start by lending a hand.
Put your fine hand through the loop. And such.
- There's the task. - Well, I have such long arms.
- Exciting. - I can do this.
"Move the sand from bucket 1 to bucket 2." Check!
"Don't move the sand with your hands."
No! Fuck!
- Is that something I need to do? - Time will tell.
Is that good?
Hard to say before reading it.
No! So I have to hurry? Now what is this?
"Move the sand from bucket 1 to bucket 2."
"Don't move the buckets."
Fuck!
“Don’t leave the room. Most sand moved wins."
"Time stops when the sand stops."
Well, it’s running .... It's on the floor!
Yes.
Uh ...
What is this about?
We have 6 kilos of sand in bucket 1. It should be moved to bucket 2.
It would look bad to me if there were no obstructions.
- Another set of rules. - I've made a poster. Thanks.
It is very easy. Don’t move the buckets.
Don’t move the sand with your hands. Don't leave the room!
And time stops when the sand stops.
It's as if many of you are first hearing the rules now.
- They are on the job. - You panic.
How did it feel when the sand started to run, Jesper?
Panic. I've never seen a bucket hanging there.
It's a whole new world.
- Where do we go? - With Jesper and Heino.
We can do that.
Uh ... yes, I must ...
- Can you hand me a sandal, Mark? - With pleasure.
- There can be a lot of sand in one. - A whole bucket.
Ah! I need something more sandy.
It’s halfway gone. After all, there is nothing but time.
- I'm going to borrow a vacuum cleaner. - Yes.
I’ll watch the pile of sand.
Yes. If my mother comes, then I'm in the process of finding a vacuum cleaner.
- I'm not allowed to leave the room. - You've just been out.
Room. What is a room, really? Local area.
I think some was left up here.
A proper diaper.
It's a losing case, Mark. I got off to a bad start.
Then the sand has moved. Not just sand; there’s also body hair.
Should we review what rules are being broken?
Nice with the poster.
Heino leaves the room and moves the buckets.
And he forgets that time stops when the sand stops.
I didn't claim to have points.
It's a losing cause. I said that on the television. You just saw it.
We review what happened to Jesper. You can see it, right?
Yes. I left the room.
And vacuumed the time out of the bucket.
Beautifully said.
I will be gracious. What is going to count for you is -
- how much sand is in the bucket the first time a rule is broken.
- Thank you, Lasse. - It was so much.
It turns out that with four rules, it is a difficult task for everyone.
How much sand did the two move? Where are we?
Heino ... got zero.
A broomful, converted into grams, is equal to 523 grams of sand.
Then a broomful of sand leads. Is this a good result, Mark?
We can see how the others did.
"Move the sand from bucket 1 to bucket 2."
Is that bucket 2? No!
It's down there. There are also egg cups.
It's better with your hands. What did it say?
"You may not..." No!
"Don't move it with your hands." Then I have to get it out.
- What do you think of the task? - Super task.
Look here!
Yes, yes.
Damn it! I have to move it with everything.
That makes sense!
Okay. Like this.
Did I forget something? "Don't leave the room. Most sand moved wins."
"Time stops when the sand stops." We must have moved it!
Like that.
- I can't move it. - No.
But, okay, what does it say?
"Time stops when the sand stops."
No, that’s ridiculous. I'm done now.
Yes, you have been for some time.
It went well! See you.
Now I have been gracious, so I will continue to do so.
You used your hands but moved the sand again -
- which you have thrown into bucket 2.
I totally agree with your judgment.
A question. If now ... ... I'm just sitting here a bit alone.
If we have all failed to abide by the rules,-
-isn't it better that we all get 0?
I note your objection.
But now we have looked at two more participants.
- Shall we see how much sand? - We can.
It was somewhat better.
Sarah is in first place with 2 kilos and 867 grams of sand.
- Sarah did better than Victor? - No. First place over Jesper.
We are missing Victor's numbers. He takes the lead from Sarah,-
-because you moved 3 kilos and 521 grams of sand.
We've seen four. Who do we need to see?
Lise is on my iPad. So it's Lise.
It doesn't say I can't take this off.
May I borrow your shoes?
I'm sorry, Mark.
Oops, I spilled some sand. Don't bother missing too much.
- Fill in plenty. - There can be a lot in one.
Can you go over there with that?
Pour it all out. For your own sake.
Thanks, Mark.
Lise, the rules also apply to you.
- How many rules did you break here? - I didn't leave the room.
I didn't move the sand with my hands, but with the shoes.
- Aha. - I didn't move the buckets either.
Or how?
No, you haven't broken the rules!
Don't do that!
What does that mean for the scores?
- 1 point for Heino. - I don’t understand.
But I'm happy.
- 2 points for Jesper. - Yes!
- 3 points to Sarah. - Thanks.
4 points to Victor, and 5 points for Lise Baastrup!
That was a lot to keep track of. How about a task without so many rules?
Hi, Victor.
- All is well? - Yes.
- So what? - There's a trash can.
I have a thing about trash.
- I don't like the smell. - No one does.
Yes.
- "Put 50 different things in." - "Fastest time wins."
"Your time stops when you say you've put 50 things in.”
"Time starts ...
... when Mark touches your shoulder."
Heino!
- Victor, your long legs! - Yes, yes.
Oh well... Jesper!
- I'm smashing you! - No, Heino!
- I'm from Horsens. - I'm from Næstved.
- Is the task understood? - It's understood.
There!
The time has started.
What is the task, Mark?
50 things need to be put in the trash.
Time starts when I touch their shoulder.
It runs into many things. Fastest time wins.
50 different items.
I can’t handle it. Show me some pieces.
I've put them together into one video.
50 different things? We can do that easily.
This stone is not like this one.
9, 10, 11.
12, 13, 14.
15.
16, 17, 18, 19, 20.
25, 26, 27, 28, 29, 30.
- I think I'm really smart. - Okay.
Does grass count as one thing? It does. I have no more things!
If only there were a garden and a shed.
37, 38, 39. They are different colors.
40 ... 43, 44, 45.
46, 47.
48, 49.
50.
50. I've put 50 different things into this.
I've put 50 different things in.
Well, I could remember the sentence.
Doesn't he have an IQ of 180?
180 different IQ pieces -
- in one trash can. So long, fuckers.
- I'm done. What was the time? - Don't worry about that.
Did all five manage to find exactly 50 different things?
So, Heino ...
- Puts in a picture. - A picture?
- Isn't that 50 different things? - You mean it.
I respect your opinion, but funny that you disagree with Wikipedia.
- I've taken a screenshot. - Let's see.
Oil painting. What about oil painting?
The palette is used ...
"A painting thus consists of exactly 50 ...
... different things."
It is according to “the encyclopedia that anyone can edit.”
In fact, I know you well.
Funny that you also disagree with the Copenhagen Art Guild.
If you're curious about which 50 things, we can take them from one end to the other.
Pigment, filler, binder, solvent.
Wax, gum arabic.
You presented me with two sources that say -
- that the painting is exactly 50 different things.
Let's say you get it so far.
50 different things in the bin on time. Do we need some times?
- Or another part of the task? - Well, it’s a two-part task.
- God, yes. - Yes, it is.
What did you come up with?
- Emptied my trash on the floor? - Yes.
All my stones.
"Make the best image of the Taskmaster.”
- "Use the things on the mat.” - "Use them all."
"You have 10 minutes. Your time starts now.”
- The Taskmaster is Lasse? - We agree.
I should have a bucket of paint.
Those are the Taskmaster's glasses.
- What are you doing now? - His glasses.
Best feature.
If he didn’t have glasses, it would have been difficult.
Not that I'm saying he looks like everyone else, but he does.
It's too much, Heino Hansen.
Use the things that are on the mat.
Now you have to look.
- You've tried it before? - Yes, yes.
I was good at what was not needlework but something else.
And a piercing.
- Do you have to use everything? - What does it say?
Fuck, I need all the stuff. We hide the ugly ones.
"You have to use all the things." That’s fine.
Now there is only this.
Yes...
It's not stupid. It really isn't.
I hope we don't need a poster, but can we get the rules?
We are looking for the most ...
You have to use all the things that were on the mat, and only those things.
So, all the things that lie on the mat, and only those things.
May I see Lisa's picture?
The picture is on the mat.
Keep saying it, and it will be right.
The stuff when the task started.
We are not going to start a tug-of-war.
The moment you read the task, the things on the mat are what is meant.
Not the things you put up when the picture is done.
Lise, you're leaning toward a disqualification.
I understand.
I have a hanging party. We need more pictures.
We'll take Sarah's.
You are easy to make because you have so many great features.
You say the best characteristic of Lasse is his glasses.
No glasses in the picture. I don’t understand.
You have removed the best characteristic.
- Well, I recognize it. - Thanks.
- Third picture? - Victor’s.
Rejoice.
- You could make good money from it. - Yes.
- Not very good money. - Yes, you could.
I would be able to sell it at the same price as durumrulle.dk.
It is modern art. The eyes look away.
What are they looking at? Maybe he knows something we don't know?
Women find men attractive when we look away.
That's not true.
Heino, hell!
- Fourth picture? - I'll give you Jesper's picture.
That is also good.
Stubble. There's something Poul Pava [Danish artist] about you.
A well-known Danish artist said:
Many people think they can make it there. They can't. It's just me.
- Per Arnoldi. [Danish artist] - He said that. The man is right.
I really like that.
- We're missing the last. - Yes. Heino’s.
I would add that there is a tense mood at this point.
Hi, Heino. You seem upset?
I've been to the Citizens’ Service and given my opinion.
"Make the best image of the Taskmaster -
- using things lying on the mat."
"You have to use all the things."
What happened?
Usually, there will be exactly 50 items from the trash.
You use them to create the image.
- But you brought the picture in again. - Why isn’t it there?
It didn't stay in the trash. You should’ve put it in the trash.
You removed it.
I must have the most benign image of the Taskmaster. Right there!
I emptied the contents when the task was done.
The picture was not in the trash.
If you have to be so literate, there is a job for you at Citizens’ Service.
The most well-liked image should be there!
There he is.
There he should have been! You haven't thought -
- there are wise people in this country! Well done!
- I must try to mediate. - I like Mark.
He’s just doing his job.
May I remind you that it was a two-part task.
What lies on the mat is what lies in the trash.
Time stops when the participant says:
- I've put 50 things in the bin. - When does Heino say that?
They've cut it out.
Strictly speaking, the time is still running for your task, Heino.
- Can I still reach it? - I can go get the bin.
Should I do that? I can do that.
What did it say?
- You need something in there first. - Lasse.
I have exactly 50 things in the trash.
Damn it. It is a two-part task.
There are 1 to 5 points. How do they distribute for the first half?
For the first half, there is 1 point to Heino. You spent 180 days.
2 points to Lise. 3 points to Sarah.
4 points to Victor Lander! And 5 points to Jesper Groth.
Then there is the portrait of me.
Heino and Lise. You are disqualified.
We stick together. No, Heino?
If you agree that he is wrong.
There are three portraits that we rank.
Sarah! I want to hang it on my fridge. 3 points.
There's a fine boundary, but, Victor, because you have to orient yourself -
- you get 4 points, and it’s 5 points for Jesper Groth.
Mark Le Fevre, the overall scores?
Victor and Jesper are ahead with 12 points.
When you and the participants are alone, I trust -
- that my things will not be destroyed. Then I find this!
Do you have anything to say in your defense?
I had promised not to say anything.
But I'm much more afraid of you than Sarah.
- It's Sarah who did it! - Sorry.
- What have you done? - Oh, fuck.
I think Mark Le Fevre should have a bigger room.
Do you really think so?
- Sarah Grünewald! - Oh, Mark!
- You are looking forward to it. - It looks nice.
- Are you pulling out the chair? - Yes, you can believe that.
- I tried. - Careful!
It is absolutely nice. Isn't it called?
"Make the most seductive ventriloquist doll."
What?
"Perform a scene where you will be seduced."
- It must last no more than one minute. - I was hoping for an hour.
- I have to flirt with myself? - Yes, yes.
- "Most seductive doll wins." - 30 minutes, and the time starts now.
- So here we go again. - You can be the voice.
How about something to eat? You looked like ...
- Is that a real bear? - Yes.
This one is very feminine.
Where can I find something I can make a doll out of? The kitchen!
- Did that look funny? - It looked fierce.
- You'll be a nice doll. - Well, now I'm the doll?
Yes.
Sometimes you have reactions that invite questions.
Make a seductive ventriloquist doll.
Jesper's reaction: "So here we go again."
Yes! Yes.
Jesper lives in Christiania. [19-acre commune in Copenhagen]
We are looking for a seductive ventriloquist doll.
You will reveal how you will be seduced.
You have to flirt with yourself as you would like to be flirted with.
I'm excited to see you as a ventriloquist doll, Mark.
So let's see me as a doll.
Yes, Lise. Yet another task solved. How was it?
Mark, that was the most fun task.
Lise, I have to say that you are the one I like best in this house.
- Mark, do you mean that? - Yes.
I've started to love you.
But Mark! It won’t work.
So much so that I have to ...
- Lise. - Yes, Mark?
No! I must go to the next task! I can't do this!
Lise, I can't do this! I can’t!
I controlled his mouth. We're not saying how!
Mark was compelling. What a brutal ending.
I was thrown straight to the floor!
This is how it feels to be in that house with you.
An excellent start. May I see some more dolls?
- We could take Victor. - Gladly.
Waiter!
- Good day. - Oops! Your eye fell off.
- What would you like? - I'm vegan and don't eat meat.
- You're good enough. - Thank you.
I'm not on the menu.
- Are you sure? - Yes.
- Because you... - What are you doing?!
- It's because you're so ... - No!
Yes!
- No! - Yes!
There is very little that is more seductive than forbidden love.
That’s true. But it looked like an assault.
- The horse is not willing, Victor. - But I've still been seduced.
- Even if it's not willing. - That's not an excuse.
It didn’t say that it had to be mutual.
Children watch this program. I emphasize the consent of the doll.
But...
Oh, no.
But I want to win!
Did you just say: “But I want to win”?
I'm eager to see if anything creative came out of the vandalism.
Let's see the vandal.
- Hi, Lasse. - Hi, handsome.
- So what? - I want to tell you something.
- We've just seen each other. - I didn't dare go to you.
- Why? - Because you are beautiful and delicious.
You think so? But what else?
- No, you don't want to French kiss? - Just a quick one.
You taste strange, Lasse.
No, that’s disgusting!
I want to know what it is with the look you think is so exciting?
- Did you know that? - It looked so disgusting.
I want to see another doll!
Let's take Jesper, who provides something -
- that could be a success program. Farmer seeks farmer.
- Hello, sir. - Good day.
- It said you’d be sitting with a rose. - Yes, it’s me.
- The man tastes first. - Then it's me!
Would you like to ...
... go for a little walk with me?
- Just talk. - I have an ATV standing by.
An ATV? I've always wanted to sit like that in the back.
Fun with champagne. You get drunk that way.
- You are completely seduced. - Yeah, damn it.
Well then we should rather ... uh, sorry.
I'd rather ...
Thanks for tonight. We need nothing to eat.
No, let's get to the steel!
How did you get from feminine feather duster to farmer looking for farmer?
There was a great chemistry.
I started with a feminine broom ...
I liked that it was a bit tough!
There are obviously many different ways.
We are missing Heino Hansen. Is it a sensual scene?
A sensual one? We’ll know that soon.
"Two lights on a table, three redeeming words." [Otto Brandenburg lyrics]
- Now? What are those three words? - Are you’re making sausages?
- Come here often? - Once a day.
- Depending on what I've eaten. - May I invite you out?
- Out of the window? - No, to go out and eat.
- Are you single? - Does a bear shit in the woods?
You must be able to tell.
Once a day, depending on what you have eaten.
I've never seen a man on a toilet handle it so cool.
A bear enters the window on the first floor.
And a champagne table.
It's normal, but the one with the bear is a bit off.
I don't know if it's a date movie.
I've become much clearer about how you work -
- when it comes to being seduced. Should we rank?
Heino, were you making sausages?
Do I get 1 point again?
Yes. Victor, it would have been a different situation -
- if the horse had been interested.
- Then it would be eaten. - Yes, but you get 2 points.
The whole Mark and Lise scene gives you 3 points.
There will be a kiss, Sarah, but not with much enthusiasm.
- 4 points for you. - Thanks.
Jesper Groth, that's the most realistic scene.
- Yes! - 5 points for Jesper Groth.
- You're cheating! - But it is durumrulle.dk.
Overall, Jesper is in the lead with 17 points.
- May I give some points to Heino? - I don't mind having them.
Nice creative task. Maybe we should visit the sports corner?
Let's do it.
Do you know what tune I have in my head? Bee Gees.
Hello, Mark. I just saw a giant duck.
Hi!
- Welcome. - Thanks.
- The biggest duck I've seen. - How big are we talking?
- Hi, Mark. - Lise Baastrup.
- A small letter? - A task.
Do you want it? I've only licked outside.
No, no, no.
- “Catch the most tennis balls." - Okay, now a machine is running.
There it is! Stop it! It’s reminiscent of my vacation to Rhodos.
"Don't catch the balls with your hands, or anything you hold in your hands.”
"If you catch a red ball, you are disqualified."
"Don't change the ball guns."
- "Most caught balls wins.” - "The guns go off in five minutes."
- I'm going to the shed. - Uh! It can shoot at 140km/h.
- There are demands on you. - Catch as many tennis balls as possible.
Don't catch the balls with your hands or anything you hold in your hands.
The guns have 100 balls in them. 97 yellow and three red.
The red must not be caught.
Who should we see first?
Someone who seems agile but isn’t. Sarah and Victor.
If I catch a red tennis ball ... Okay, no!
So, I must not catch it with anything.
Oh no!
I'm scared.
I parry them down into the tub and catch them.
I must not use anything I hold in my hands.
No, I must not!
It's a long five minutes. Is there anything I haven't seen?
No, what?!
Who put that here?!
"Don't catch with your hands or anything you hold in your hands."
What now?! No! It's way too far!
Aiee! It was a red one!
No, it's a red one! Mark!
- So what? - It’s going to hell!
But the ... I let go.
I can feel that my fitness is about to give up.
It was neither Fetterlein nor Federer. It was a failure.
I don’t want this anymore.
The guns were aimed at certain places. It was tough, I think.
I can see that they didn't end up with zero balls.
- Sarah caught two tennis balls. - Super.
Victor gets eight caught by the bathtub.
You can hit and use the bathtub to catch.
It complies with the rules.
- Who are you ready for? - Lise Baastrup.
We will gladly see that again.
There are many buttons. Lise grabbed so many here.
It rotates! It doesn't say I can't pick them up.
This catches them for me.
Catch!
I don't catch the balls.
I can't find any more yellow tennis balls.
- Do you need coffee? - Yes, please. Black.
What is the probability of not being disqualified -
- when I hear you say: "I don't catch the balls”?
Well, I didn't catch them. I picked them up from the grass.
But there were some that went into the tub. No, Mark?
- I remember that. - It may be that there was ...
One was caught! You are listed for one ball.
People are happy with the handcart and bathtub.
- Does anyone have a different solution? - Shed and eel trap.
What do you think?
Oops?
“Ole sat on high and sang la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la. "
I haven't changed it. It's like before. It points a different direction.
Then I catch them with the shed. Do I hold the shed in my hands?
Yes, damn it, man. An eel trap. It's nice to be strong.
- What's going on? - The guns start after five minutes.
Oh yeah...
- What's up ... Jesper? - Grab them! Not if it's red!
I need to see how fast they come.
Hopeless!
I’m coming!
- Are there any more? - No.
Why do I have a backpack?
- Is that all? - Yes, there are no more.
Do you take the balls?
- Are you taking a nap? - I have a super ... I need stuff.
Yeah.
Thanks.
Clever solution immediately.
What did the rules say about the ball guns?
- Is Heino in sync with that? - You couldn’t change them.
I moved my coffee maker, and no one asked.
- It's accepted. - Thanks.
The question is, just how many tennis balls did the shed catch?
The eel trap caught two balls.
The shed caught 43 balls.
With the red balls, you are disqualified.
Yes, there it is with the red balls. I have a little revealing clip.
- I think! - Disqualified.
The right clip is this.
- It is red. - Yes, Heino.
- Red ball, right? - Yes.
- Shouldn't we allocate some points? - Yes.
Heino gets 0 points. Disqualified due to the red ball.
But he made a good effort
Lise! One single caught ball; the rest were picked up. 3 points!
Two caught balls. Sarah and Jesper get 4 points each.
Victor! Eight balls are enough for 5 points!
Jesper is in the lead with 21 points!
Last chance to change positions.
Tonight's last task will be performed live, here on stage!
One thing is settled before the last task.
We have found a new owner of durumrulle.dk.
- It won't be Heino. - That’s not certain.
We don't know what the task is, Mark Le Fevre?
I want the participants to sit down.
Place your elbows on the table and your head in your hands.
Okay.
Heino, if you could read the task?
- You got the job here. - Okay.
Are you ready to listen?
"Sort things under the table by size."
"Place your elbows on the table and head in your hands."
"The smallest thing should be to your right -
- and biggest thing to your left."
"Things have to stand in line."
"There must be no fruit under your table when the time has passed."
“Most properly placed things wins. You have 100 seconds."
- Understood? - No.
You have to sort things under the table so that they are sized.
Smallest to your right, and they should gradually get bigger.
If there is any fruit left after the 100 seconds have passed -
- you get disqualified.
Keep your elbows on the table and head in your hands.
- 100 seconds. - Lise, you're not asking now!
- The task starts ... - Don't say yes!
... now!
- Come on! - No!
Come here...
Sort things!
No fruit. Smallest to my right and biggest to my left!
Is this the smallest? What are you doing?!
- Mark, come over here! - I’m coming now!
- Don't you want to remove it? - What should I do?
The ball to the right. Away with the pineapple!
- Away with the banana! - Yes!
Put another one!
- 10 seconds left! - 10 seconds!
- Three! Two! One! - No!
Time’s up!
Lise, not only did you get help sorting -
- you also enticed an innocent woman to throw fruit -
- under the others’ tables.
And I'll be in politics soon.
Should we try to get an overview of where we ended up after 100 seconds?
All right, Jesper!
There is actually nothing but fruit under your table!
The task went from smallest to biggest, from your right to left.
Rubber duck, can, ball, and so on in that order.
Three things in the correct order for Lise.
Everything went wrong for Victor, but there is some fruit.
The order is wrong, Sarah.
You have chosen from biggest to smallest. From right to left.
That gives one correct!
Then there is Heino Hansen, who can smile knowing -
- that he also has three items in the correct order.
I can quickly create an overview.
Two of you have three items correct. 5 points to Lise and Heino.
4 points to Sarah, who had a single item.
0 points to Jesper and Victor, who are disqualified for fruit.
That's the way it is! What is the result for tonight?
It's a little precarious because both Sarah and Jesper have 21 points.
- What?! - A tiebreak?
It will be settled. Jesper has scored 5 points the most times.
The winner is Jesper Groth!
Jesper!
Like that!
Yes!
Tonight's winner: Jesper Groth! Have we learned anything? It is:
Beware!
A young woman can think of throwing fruit under your table!
Thanks for tonight!
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