Baby!
So say it! - Bomb!
Welcome to Stormester! We have reached the season finale.
We will finally crown the queen or king of the taskmasters.
Because for seven weeks our panel has been competing.
Tonight we find our new regent among this quintet.
Please welcome: Jesper Groth!
Lise Baastrup!
Victor Lander!
Sarah Grünewald!
And Heino Hansen!
Yes! It's so bittersweet to sit and look at you for maybe the last time.
Next to me is my faithful esquire, Mark Le Fevre.
This will be the only time I show this much interest in you.
Have you had a good season? - It's been wonderful.
I've actually made a little thing to remember it all.
Would you like to see it? - Yeah.
You'll be allowed anyway.
Hold on, Mark. - Ta-da!
It's you. - That's the sad thing, too.
I have the number if you must have one made with my face.
Mark who has been inflamed.
It's worth it.
As always, we are competing for a prize provided by a participant.
That was also what happened last week.
Heino, you won Victor Lander's first standup notes.
His first five minutes. I've practiced on one of the jokes.
I think we would all like to see you perform.
I was in Søstrene Grene. [Grene Sisters, retail chain]
I went to buy a notebook.
I searched among all their trash.
Then I saw a sign that says:
"Søstrene Grene: Only buy what you need."
There, the sisters shot themselves in the foot.
It's hard to let go. - Yes, it was actually the best.
Is it from the Confirmation Kit?
Yes. - There are sweet things.
"What happens to one's mother when she cleans up one's room?"
What happens to that, too?! Did I ask for it, Mom?!
We compete in every program for a prize, -
- that one of the participants brought.
Something that they cannot do without. Who's in the fire tonight?
Well, we asked Heino to bring one thing.
Yes. I have brought that.
It was nice.
No, hell! - Yes!
Well, but then I came out of Søstrene Grene ...
We're waiting.
It's completely alright. While you just ...
There is plenty of room.
Did it sit right in the closet?! - Fine.
To the winner tonight, an electric scooter.
It looks like one I've seen before.
But for the entire season win, this golden visage.
That trophy goes to the season winner for time and eternity.
What are we going to put our hard-tried five-leaf clover on first?
First task is apple cider meets the minesweeper.
Okay. - Oh no!
Hi, Mark. - Hi, Lise Baastrup.
Greetings, dear Mark! - I don't know.
I know I eat a lot, but nine?
What have you come up with? Have you been allowed to make a task?
Nah.
There is a school class that will have nice food.
Is there anything I should see? - I feel on top, Mark.
Today is my day. - I hope so.
Find the apples.
"If you touch or move a bowl, turn it over."
"If you find the lemon, you are disqualified."
Most apples found wins. - Time starts now.
I don't trust you. There are no apples.
They are under the bowls?
Can you see through there?
There is a lemon under all of them. - Can you see anything?
Will I move the bowl if I flip the table?
It's allowed... Just use the inside of the helmet.
So ...
Looking for clues? - What?
No, I was hoping there was a crack. - Now!
Uh ... Well, that's something random.
Terrible!
No, you've done well. - No, I have not.
It is in the spirit that I came up with a task -
- where you win by being luckiest, Jesper.
Or is there something our participant overlooked?
Clues? - Yes, clues.
The task is to find the most apples.
But there's also a sour lemon hidden.
If you find it, you are disqualified.
Who should we see first? - I'll give you Jesper and Lise.
"If you find the lemon, you are disqualified." Okay.
I have to start from the end. - Okay.
It's a tomato.
I've found all these apples. Should I count them?
Now it's cooking because there are not only apples and one lemon.
There are also tomatoes.
One, two, three...
Red, yellow, green.
Maybe there was something.
Fuck!
Should we try the game? - Now with eight minutes.
From here, the confusion is total.
No!
Goddammit!
That's it.
What's in the task? - Then you are disqualified.
Nice, I found over 250 apples? - Yes, you have to give it.
What a shame!
You went over to the apple tree and found ...
Then you just ...
Standing on the edge. Should you just take the plunge? Make or break!
You stand at the roulette wheel. - And I put everything on black!
Jesper, don't you get to look that much?
No, but it was because the first one was like a traffic light.
Red, yellow, green. Then the last one is probably random, and it was.
There was the lemon.
A couple of days go by, then it dawned on me. It's some sort of clue.
Did you see that? - Yes.
Should we see whether anyone is clue-sensitive?
Let's put a few detectives to work. Heino and Sarah.
I don't know what to do. But then I also move on. ["Look in the mailbox"]
No! In the mailbox!
Where is it?
Look in the mailbox!
I can do a sample.
Look in the mailbox. "Look at Mark's iPad."
So what? - I need to look at your iPad.
So. Yes. - Look inside the mailbox.
Aieee! Excuse me with the middle finger. I hadn't seen ... ["There are 5 apples"]
Sorry.
I've found that there are five apples.
I don't know what to do. I'll take a chance.
Then there is luck in this and not in love.
Isn't it going well? - I got divorced.
Wonder if I can find five apples.
Should one see if luck is playing a part?
Two out of five.
That's it.
20 seconds. - I've been tricking it.
Three, two, one!
Then I'm out, right? - Yes!
Sarah! It's a good sign of love.
I think so, too.
Yes. It's not illegal ... to use the inside of the helmet.
Lise, you were upset about that. - I was excited!
It's nerve-wracking, and it's touched.
It said that if you touch a bowl, it must be lifted.
"If you touch or move a bowl, turn it over."
Heino, you're touching the bowl. You should have flipped it.
Unfortunately.
I'm sorry. Not so sorry, but a little.
You simply didn't do it there! We are really good together.
I've sat on television for seven Fridays and been disqualified.
Well that makes me sad, but if there's anyone who can stand it, -
- then it's Heino.
Sarah, you get to rehearse your mouth. Good luck in this, bad luck in love.
But then you picked the lemon first, so congratulations on love.
It was always something.
Have you figured out if there was a system in it that you overlooked?
I'm sorry I didn't keep running back and forth.
And did not find any apples, and had not found the lemon.
The provocative thing is that the answer was tickled in our heads.
I sense a smile from Victor Lander.
Maybe there is a reason why?
So!
There's something I haven't figured out.
Do you have any hints? Oops!
What did you find? - I found it here.
And I've been thinking about it all the time.
What is the fun pattern?
There are five apples.
There's an apple here.
And there's an apple here, too!
And here.
And here!
I could just figure out what it is.
It's a tomato. It just has to be there, too!
So! We have a tomato over there, too!
All five apples are now found.
I've solved the task, Mark!
Yes!
Victor! Victor! Victor!
That's what you meant, Lise. These are the colors.
I didn't see it on Mark's back, but when I turned around, -
- then I looked at those three. Then it was like an autistic!
I think... - Now I understand.
Mark, damn it! It's an easy position to get an overview of.
Yes...
It's not that hard.
There are 0 points for Sarah, Lise, Jesper and Heino.
And 5 points for Victor Lander.
At no time did I feel more inclined to lay aside that task.
To judge the tasks. I pass that responsibility to someone else.
You know what, Mark? You are my faithful squire.
You have been involved in all the tasks. Then I think:
Who is more qualified than you than a three-year-old girl?
Oh yeah...
You're happy about that room here? - It's good enough.
Do you go out and pee, or do you stand in here -
- and piss in Lasse's houseplants?
A little creepy.
"Do the best thing to keep a child amused."
You have 30 minutes. - It's a three-year-old kid.
Best amused child wins. - Try to listen. It's not easy.
The thing that kids deal with really well is boobs.
Come! We can do one thing.
I make a play rug. - Okay.
I give them everything that has fired me.
If children can keep quiet -
- and knowing there is a gain, then they are persistent.
She's going to smear you with paint.
She has to paint my face.
Mark! - Heino?
Do you have a Polaroid camera?
We make the gang all the way around, then it becomes a pink candy plate.
It's a nice play rug.
Is there a plan?
Make exactly those eyes, and you'll be allowed to go crazy in an ice-cream truck.
My name is Chicken Brain. Come on in!
Well, uh ...
How awful!
I think maybe that, yes ...
at least in this task -
- you were not allowed to be present when the thing is presented.
There is only Mark and the child himself. So where do we start?
We start with Sarah's tape course with sweets in the middle.
There are sweets in the middle. If you get the ball in there, the lick is yours.
It's well underway.
Is it fun? - Umm.
Now the candy is there. May I have a piece, Estrid?
Should I type a 1 or 10? - About 10.
You got everything licked. It was a 10.
After all, it was a course where you had to swing the ball around, Mark, you clown.
You have to tell her to go up the hill.
That's a 10. - What are you mad about?
You've got 10 points! She gave you 10 points.
You can't get that. You can only get five.
We try to rank you. Estrid has decided that you should have 10.
Perfect. I'm shut up. Continue.
You agree that you will not get more points to follow what is said?
Yes.
You should be glad Estrid didn't touch the bowl of lemons.
Lasse says I didn't follow the rules.
We will find out.
Are we going to see how Heino managed?
Hi, Estrid.
Can you see him in the picture? What he does with his eyes.
Can you do that?
If you can, you can empty an ice-cream truck.
Was it a bad game? Yes. I write badly.
Bad!
Exclamation mark.
She's cute when she disqualifies me.
Can't you run through the room in the future, Lasse?
With braids.
Then I would say, "Oh, please!"
Sarah scored 10 out of 10. You got the grade: Bad play.
We are going to Jesper, who records instructions ...
from the character Doctor Chicken Brain.
Played by a silent Mark Le Fevre, to whom you cast your vote.
May we hear the opening bit of the amusement you've made?
Let's try to hear it.
Hi, my child. My name is Chicken Brain.
Come on in.
Jesper, the task was not to give a three-year-old girl a nightmare.
No, but ...
If she is involved in the play and is a little fresh, then there's amusement -
- in this teaching method.
How does Doctor Chicken Brain do?
Let's try to see.
Hi, my child.
My name is Chicken Brain.
Ah! Sugar!
Don't worry, I'm talking. Just play!
I'm just waiting. Only two minutes have passed.
We'd better get started.
Draw, draw, draw!
Are you well amused?
Yes, take some more.
Draw, draw, draw!
You had a plan? - Yes.
What was the plan?
That Mark was a figure to instruct.
"Make it plastic wax and characters. Just in case, if you wait ...
then you must get that way. But only when you've drawn."
But she didn't care.
You overestimate the willingness and ability of a three-year-old to abide by rules.
Moments of youth. - Yes!
The recording was seven minutes.
I thought that the volume was low.
Six and a half minutes with Chicken Brain that have never been heard by anyone.
Can't you send that raw file out? I was glad to hear it.
I can send it to you.
We are still missing a few attempts. Where are we going, Mark?
We need to see Lise's activity blanket.
Yes, you can call it that.
Hi, Estrid.
What do you think of things?
You may want to play with things. With the carpet.
There was little then. - Yeah, that was fine.
It is fair to say that Estrid is difficult to amuse.
What do you think of your efforts? - There was little play in the play then.
But I can understand that you have to plant candy all around.
I don't practice that at home. It's probably just playing.
Could it be the creepy-ass bald dude destroying the play?
That's it, too!
There is a man in a suit. "I've divorced your parents!"
We only lack one.
It is a participant who may have an advantage -
- in that he himself has recently been three years old.
And he also made children's TV. But is that an advantage? We will see.
Hi, Estrid.
When I get home, my girlfriend asks -
- what I've done at work. It's hard to explain.
I don't want this anymore.
Bye bye!
Why did you say that?!
Don't push your little girl into trouble!
I tried to talk.
Don't worry about a three-year-old! You have to let her paint you!
Mark is the type who goes into a playground and says:
"Since we got a budget [bank] account, everything has been hell!"
"Are you having trouble with the tax return?"
Goddamn. Don't worry, Victor.
Because it actually catches Estrid's attention.
Until you start talking adult talk, right?
Yeah.
Estrid has not been entirely consistent with how she scores.
So I'm going to evaluate as follows.
Heino made her run away.
I thought I knew better. When I was three ...
I won a similar competition from Næstved Dagblad.
Jesper's Chicken Brain. She is briefly amused and frightened. 2 points.
No! - Yes, that's it!
Lise, the idea is good, but it's not the best amused child. 3 points.
10 points out of 10 possible is not enough to get 5 points.
You get 4 points because Victor's is clearly the best bet. 5 points.
Then you get off! - Yes, now it is going strong!
We have a few tasks left. Do we have something for my depth vision?
Yes, we actually have. - Depth?
Hi, Heino. So what? - Hi, Mark.
I don't have to take off my shoes when I have my own blanket.
Isn't that cumbersome? - I don't mind tying shoes.
Still teasing?
Ugh! Polaroid camera.
I just ate a carrot, so it's stuck in my teeth.
"Take a picture of yourself from a long distance."
"You must be clearly visible."
"You must be clearly visible in the picture."
"Longest distance from you to the camera wins."
"You have 20 minutes."
"Time starts now."
"Time starts now." Okay.
"You must be clearly visible." Then I must be visible.
It's not even a question of whether I can recognize any of you.
I need to be able to identify where you are in the picture. It is crucial.
Simple rules. Take a long-distance photo. Where do we go?
With Sarah "Gaffergirl" Grünewald.
I need to find something far to put it.
Want to hear the most insane? - Yes, please.
I've gotten 2500 krone [US$379] for a picture of my armpit.
Isn't that crazy?
Imagine if they had gaffer tape in Robinson [Expedition, Survivor].
As far as you can go with everything possible. Haven't you thought about that?
I think they will be great.
Time's up? - Yes.
Then I just snap.
I love the gaffer tape. - You love the gaffer tape?
I use it as toilet paper. I always have.
It's funny, because I have nothing left at all.
Should we take a look at the picture and see if you're visible?
You are top visible. How far from the camera is she?
You were 3.8 meters away. - So. Beautiful.
That is the number to be beaten. Who is challenging, Mark?
Can it be beaten? We will see. Here come Victor and Jesper.
Ready to take a picture? - You can believe that.
We need to go outside. Come! - I'm coming.
I wonder if it has a self-timer function ...
Yes!
We're going out into an open space. It's going to be a long way.
A soccer field?
Now I say something. - Yes?
Don't you think I'm visible out there?
Yes! It's not cold, is it? - I can't imagine that.
That should be enough.
With self-timer. Can you hold ...?
How cold it is!
Take the picture, Mark! - Okay!
Has it taken it? - A long time ago!
I want to go home now.
You have each chosen a strategy. What matters is:
Are you visible? Should we see how they turned out?
Here they come.
Jesper on the left and Victor on the right.
Absolutely impossible to recognize you.
But on the same background ...
I have to say it is 100% either a Victor or a seal dog present.
Approved! And, Jesper, just as approved and more dry than Victor's.
We get something over 3.8 meters with the two young men?
Pretty much. Jesper reached 59 meters.
That equates to 15 selfie sticks.
Victor had a good walk in the water and came out at 52 meters.
Impressive, but two selfie sticks shorter than Jesper.
We get further away from the camera. Who should we see?
Lise Baastrup. - Yes.
There is no reason for me to use this camera.
Do we have some kind of trigger? Click!
Do you have it? Do you want to keep right?
It got really good. - We're going to go outside.
Did it take the picture? - Yes!
Yes! - Cool!
Should we see the picture? - It looks like this.
Is that Lise on the other sidewalk, or where is she?
No, they are watching me. - You have to zoom in a lot.
Lise!
But she managed to take more pictures. So we have one where she is visible.
Okay.
It's taken. What is the distance to the camera?
She was 45 meters away.
But damn, there's Heino.
Why did you save Heino for last?
Because your tasks can be read as the four read them.
Or they can be read as Heino reads them.
Been to Thailand, Mark? - No.
Oops! Was that Heino Hansen on a beach? - Yes.
Should you just tag [tagge] yourself? "Take [tag] a picture of yourself."
Oh yeah. - Like that.
It's not illegal ... Hashtag long distance.
Hashtag 5 points.
Heino Hansen? - Yes.
Heino, damn it.
What's in the task, Mark?
Yes...
Take [tag] or take a picture [tag et billede].
I accept that "tag" can be read as you wish.
But are there other challenges?
It is the distance to the camera that captured the image.
It's an old iPhone. - Okay.
Where was the camera when you tagged the photo? Not in Thailand.
It has long since been smoked in the iPhone sky.
It's two iPhones since it was taken.
I don't know what I believe happens when iPhones die.
It's in the clouds. - It's in the iCloud.
Do you want to accept 1,500 kilometers? - 1,600.
1,500km or disqualified.
Well, in terms of points, that means 1 point to Sarah with 3.8 meters.
2 points to Lise with 45 meters. 3 points to Victor with 52 meters.
4 points to Jesper with 59 meters. 5 points to Heino with 1,500 kilometers.
Sometimes it pays to play on the edge of the rules, Heino Hansen.
Sometimes you go down.
Sometimes it doesn't pay off.
Mark, give me the overall position. - Victor Lander leads.
Yes!
You've been getting a grilling for seven weeks.
There is one task left from my house.
I can guess which one it is.
Do they have reason to rejoice? - Yes...
What is it? - Sweaty.
Oh no...
Hi, Mark! - Hello, Jesper!
Hi!
A little pipette.
Uh! Chemistry! My favorite subject!
Is that all? - No.
So what? - Fill the egg cup with your own sweat.
No ...
“Most sweat wins. You have 20 minutes."
Okay, what ... I never sweat. I don't exercise.
You get a single drop just thinking about it.
There is good heat in here. - I have to think a little.
"Fill this egg cup with your own sweat."
“Most sweat wins. Throughout the task, you must -
- speak with the most different accents and dialects."
I need to talk in dialects! That should be no problem.
Sweat! That's enough of it, right?
Great, man!
Didn't you know it was dialects?
What?!
Did it say that? - Yes, it did!
No!
Don't you? That was the worst task.
I need to collect sweat!
Mark, straighten out the threads. What is the cause of the confusion?
That's because it was only written in your task, Jesper.
Fuck! It wasn't even good.
No matter how many dialects you reach, -
- it gets no points.
Does that make you happier? - No, no...
No.
I think about what I've said. - We have it on video.
Let's see the man with 1,000 tongues.
If I can sweat in a mask ...
It may be that there is sweat in the mask ...
I can pick that up with a pipette. I couldn't find a mask.
I found some film. We have to try that.
It's nothing to joke about. It's on the windshield, man.
Then we do this ... Then we get a little sweat.
How long, old boy? - You still have nine and a half minutes.
I should be able to see the drops on the windshield, right?
Yeah.
How much time? What...
Do I have any drops on my face? How is it now in Southern Jutland?
This is Herning [in West Jutland]. We have the Boxen [arena] in Herning.
Time?! - It's gone a long time.
Holy shit! That's what it can be. It was clammy.
How good are you, Jesper! - There are no points for that.
You get points in my book.
I left the house thinking that the humiliation was total.
Has everyone done just that? - No.
I want to say something.
I want to say right away that I've decided -
- you can disqualify me. I'm not happy with it myself.
Sweat?!
Sweat.
Do you speak English? - Yes.
Will you read this for me in English?
Fill this ...
Egg cup? - Egg cup.
With your own sweat. - Okay.
Is there a plan, Heino Hansen? - Sorry?
Is there a plan? - Yes, I have a sweat here.
So ...
It's a sweat. - It's a sweatshirt.
The task was to collect the most of one's own sweat.
Sorry?
In the cup.
You said in advance that you will be disqualified.
But you didn't break any rules. - Come again, please?
You didn't break any rules. - I see.
So, did I win?
Not like that.
We note you for 0 ml. sweat. You are listed for a result.
You have not broken any rules.
Hey, what, Heino?!
You get on the scoreboard.
I say, "You can do just that." You say, "I don't fucking want to."
There is a pattern. - You will not be disqualified.
You can't do it yourself. I'm the one in charge.
And I decide I want to see some more.
Sarah and Lise? - Fair enough.
Yes, it's not bad. There are planks!
It's something about tension in the body.
I'm starting to sweat.
A drop!
20 minutes? I'll probably scrape a milliliter together.
There's a little gem! Now just look where we're going!
I'm waiting to sweat a little.
Okay.
Will my forehead sweat? - Not a drop.
It must have been battling. There must then be a small drop.
Yes, a lot of little drops. - See where it runs, man!
I may have to put it under my arm.
Yes, yes! - There's something!
Yes! There's one! Down!
Time's up. - There's a little. Just look!
Mixed with deodorant.
I know you want to drink it.
Yes, yes, man!
It was the pockets that saved me.
There. That's disgusting.
Goodbye!
Two very different settings. Sarah Grünewald!
I've never seen anyone think: "I'm training like this!"
I have never seen anything like that.
Mark, l et's get some results.
We can start by seeing how much Sarah's pockets had to store.
That's a third of what Jesper got.
If we instead -
- look at what Lise produced,
- it's a proper tub! There we see two milliliters!
We are missing one. - It's Victor Lander.
I'm not going to tell you what he does. But he 100% regrets that solution.
Okay.
I'm not good at strong things. Therefore, this is even smarter.
I really don't like strong things.
Where does it hurt, Mark? Not much is coming.
I have regretted! Ah, my eyes!
Hopeless!
Hi, Mom. I've got chili in my eye! What do I do? - Did you put a finger in your eye?
Be honest. Do you feel like you have a wise son? - Yes, I do. - Thanks, Mom.
And now I have two.
No sweat comes out!
One cup of sweat. Lasse must know that I gave it a try.
We have it on tape. - I moved my eye again.
Shut up, man. I can feel it burning.
Rinse it out! - Yes.
You aren't afraid of anything. - No.
But I regret a lot.
You are exposed to indescribable pain and are noted for 0 ml.
What?! Por qué? Me gusta.
Me gusta? It doesn't make any sense in that context.
There is sweat in there!
You can't appeal to me by shouting: Dos cervezas!
You're cold!
You entertain me, but are noted for 0 milliliters of sweat.
You can't pour from a glass down into a cup!
What the hell is going on?
Pardon. - You should try to lose right.
You comply ...
How are the points distributed? - 1 point for Heino and Victor.
3 points to Sarah with 0.33ml.
4 points for Jesper with 1ml.
5 points to Lise with 2ml of sweat!
You know what? This is the final program.
There's an electric scooter at stake. What is the overall position?
Right now, Victor Lander leads.
Here's the very last chance to score points.
What are you going to do, Mark?
It is in this letter that Jesper can read aloud.
Yes, finally!
"Make the tallest tower of cans inside your hula hoop."
"You have 100 seconds. Don't leave your ring."
"When the time has passed, step out of the ring."
"Highest free-standing tower after 10 seconds wins."
You have to build the tallest tower of cans.
Do not leave the ring.
After 100 seconds, you must step out. If the tower remains standing for 10 seconds -
- then we measure, and the highest tower wins. Understood?
No! - I have.
Step into your rings!
Step into the rings! You have 100 seconds!
You four, come on up! - You, on the balcony!
No, goddammit! - Just come. Come on!
Come on, damn it!
No, down to four!
Also you next door!
Vulture! - Right up to four!
Do you make a free-standing tower of cans?
You must do it in two.
Okay, then I just need a lot of cans.
What does the time say?! - The time, Mark?!
10 seconds left! - No!
Five, four, three, two, one!
10 seconds from now!
That's it, Sarah!
I hope Heino wins! - You're a can if they ask.
The 10 seconds have passed! Let's see the results!
Mark, if I remember the task correctly -
= then it was to build the highest possible tower of cans ...
No.
"Make the tallest tower of cans inside your hula hoop."
Yes, make the tallest tower of cans inside your hula hoop.
How tired I am of it! - Oh, less!
We can see that the only -
- the only participant who has managed to build anything ...
that can be measured in their hula hoop, Jesper is with one lying can.
Everyone else has failed to meet the criteria.
How about up here? - What's going on?
I built a tower inside my hula hoop that I wore.
It's just hard to see. - I know.
She cheats! - I've had a camera with me!
It is good enough! - What?!
There are two who get points.
Lise Baastrup, 5 points. Jesper Groth, 4 points.
Zero points for the rest.
That you can get 4 points with a flipped can?
It's fantastic!
It went well for Sarah, but the tower has to be in the ring.
You had to step out and hold the tower yourself.
I sent the other cans down.
I'm confused. It's not my hula hoop.
Heino, damn it!
I don't even have a hula hoop.
We have distributed points to the two who complied with the rules.
What does that mean for the position? Who wins this program?
The winner of a nice electric scooter is Lise Baastrup.
Equally important and absolutely crucial:
It's the final program. So in total over seven programs, -
- Mark Le Fevre, who has won Season 3 of Stormester?
The winner of Season 3 of Stormester is none other than:
Victor Lander!
Victor! Victor! Victor! Victor!
It can be called a tribute to the victor, Victor Lander!
Need something to ponder? Remember: Never touch a bowl -
- if you can't bear to find a lemon. Thanks for tonight.
Danish text: Søren Jas Larsen Dansk Video Tekst