- I Love you! - Popcorn!
Off you go, Teddy!
- Is that a big toe? - My god!
- Say yes. - Don't smile.
Come on!
Ah!
Good evening and welcome to Stormester -
- which, in no modesty, is named after me, Lasse Rimmer.
Five neuron-generating lumps of fat, let's just call them brains.
- are housed in the skulls of the five, who covet the golden trophy.
The five are Hadi Ka-koush.
Petra Nagel.
Anders Lund Madsen.
Kathrine Abrahamsen.
And Jesper Ole Feit Andersen.
I'm comfortably sitting next to my faithful assistant, Mark le Fêvre.
I'm asking out of duty. Is there anything crazy happening in your life these days?
I think that's safe to say.
I've been keeping score, and I'm rapidly approaching -
- my millionth word of the year.
Of course, I have decided, that it's going to be -
- a very special word.
We're getting close, I can feel it.
So you know that the next word is number one million this year.
But you haven't chosen which word, you want to say.
I'm counting on it being something special.
Who has brought a prize tonight?
It's ...
It's me, Lasse.
There's just one thing that puzzles me.
Already in the first episode it was Hadi -
- who won Anders Lund Madsens 'old me'.
- But it looks like it's the 'old me' again. - I've got it back.
- I borrowed my old self from Hadi. - You attacked me.
Isn't it a lease?
What are we competing for, that you're so invested in?
I don't know what's going on, but you give away a prize
That you would like to keep.
Lasse, you look at me and think: Humble type.
That's right. But I'm also just a human -
- and I have my vices.
When I dive into the deep end -
- and I think, that I need something -
- tasty, that's also good for the inside -
- there's no way around it; I love sausages.
And the thing is -
- I don't just eat sausages from some random freezer storage.
When it comes to sausages, I'm a bit of a connaisseur.
So I've put something up for grabs, which is only available in South Harz.
In a small town called Stolberg.
It's said that Stolberg -
- is the city, where no lark's sing.
Boring.
However ...
... a sausage has been invented for the occasion.
That sausage is called: "Stolberger Lerchen" [Stolberg's Lark].
And these sausages are only available in this small town.
It's said that when it's fried, it sounds like a lark singing.
I only have one obvious question. Is Hadi thinking the same thing?
You brought a gift, that I can win -
- which is a pork sausage, made in the city of Støjberg [Inger Støjberg is an anti-immigrant politician, known for being very anti-muslism]
Are you trying to tell me something?
Why don't we get started, Mark? Where do we start?
Opening something ... Freezing cold.
Banana in a bottle! Banana in a bottle. Yummy.
- Oh. - Oh.
- Hey. - That looks icky.
- It's cold. - Strange.
There's jelly in it.
- Hmm. - I'm close to opening it.
When I open it, we start.
I'll do it now. Okay.
- "Get the entire banana into the bottle." - "You may not break the bottle."
- "The bottle may not leave the room." - "Fastest wins."
"Your time starts now."
Suitable for a slightly slower approach, so it warmed up a bit more.
But there's a long way home, Or ...
What that about?
Okay, fine.
Alright, I'll start out with an apology for the prank -
- with the fake lock on the bottle.
A few of you figured out, that it can just be peeled off.
But that wasn't the biggest obstacle. Right Mark?
No. No ...!
No!
We look forward to word number two million.
But ... But ...
No, it's a trick lock.
I knew ...
It took an incredibly long time before I realized it was a fake lock.
It can simply be removed.
- What's this? - A small lock.
Okay.
What's your three favourite numbers?
- They are ... - No, what the code?
- I don't know. - Maybe the classic: 1, 2, 3, 4.
Ah ...!
It won't go down. Ew!
It won't fit.
Ouch! Ouch!
Chop, chop.
A bit more room now. Here's what we'll do.
- It's almost there. - A bit of banana missing.
Not this. This isn't banana. It's peel.
Hey.
"This isn't banana. It's peel." The age-old philosophical question -
- even the ancient Greeks struggle with it: What is a banana?
- What is a banana, Kathrine? - It's what's inside.
When you get a gift, the wrapping paper isn't the gift. What's inside is.
A gift is an entire expierence.
The banana peel is part of the expierence.
- And the wrapping. - But it isn't the banana.
If you have a house without walls, you can't say it's a house.
When you go shopping, do you expect the banana to be without peel?
What's inside is the banana, because that's what you eat.
I will conceed that you got the entire banana into the bottle.
If you disregard, that the banana peel didn't get in.
- So you didn't. - Don't disqualify me now.
- That's exactly what I'll do. - No! Damn it.
That's a shame.
Mark, we've seen the first participant try to solve the task.
- Who will you show me now? - We're moving on to you, Jesper Ole.
I feel like ...
There. Get the whole banana in.
It's frozen. Annoying. I'll warm it up a bit.
- Brilliant. - I don't know if it is.
It won't go down. It's as if ...
Is it a magic bottle? The entire banana needs to go in. With peel.
An impossible battle.
This is stupid.
Fuck.
What is the final part of the banana vanishes -
- And there's only what I've put in, but I've eaten the rest?
It's very cold. Can we get a hob in here?
I'm really sorry, it's taking so long.
Lets try this.
Oh la la.
Look at this.
- It smells lovely. - I think this will be good.
Yeah. It's like champagne cake with ice cream.
Now it's just .. bottoms up.
I got the rest of the banana in the bottle. Of what there was -
The rest is ... gone.
It's a mess, but I assume you can handle it. Thanks for the match.
Your welcome.
We get each other.
There's an old saying, that the entire universe is in a grain of sand.
Much like the entire banana, is in a small piece of banana.
- I mean ... - I get you, Lasse.
It's because I love rules.
And since it's the entire banana, then I get that -
- the entire banana didn't go in, and that I ate part of it.
The philosophy expert Kathrine, can confirm that you a not a bottle.
I'm not a bottle?
On the other hand, these days ...
From now on, I'm no longer a human-being made of issues.
I'm a human-being made of bottles [Laster (issues) / Flasker (bottles) - it rhymes).
No, I don't think I can talk my way out of it. It's a mess.
I've had to disqualify two so far. Got anything better?
There's open access to a fully stocked kitchen.
You can choose equipment to famblé a banana peel.
Or you can do something smarter, if you are called Hadi or Petra.
- I heard the word smart. - First time.
The whole banana in there. You can't do that. It's locked.
Okay.
I need a blender. Blender, damn it!
Blender. There we go.
I didn't think that, I was going to do that today.
Okay.
- Yes, please. - I did really well.
I want to do a mic drop.
Great. I'll see you around.
Good job.
You solve it in exactly the same way. It seems very suspicious.
- I multitask during that. - We see that. It's so cool.
Who performed the best?
Both solutions were much faster than the times
- The two of you spent not completing the task.
But the fastest is ...
... Hadi. You got it all down in three minutes and nine seconds.
We'll get back to Petra's time later on.
After all, we still need a solution, that is hopefully correct.
It's the man in the hat.
According to yourself, you have solved it in the most elegant way.
Is it also the fastest?
All I can say is: Thankfully, it's the most elegant.
There is jelly at the bottom of the bottle.
It's going to take too long.
If you heat up jelly, it will eventually change texture.
Now it's just a matter of waiting and looking forward to it.
Now it's getting exciting.
There you go, my friend.
I can't shrank the ... I can't shrink the banana.
I can dehydrate it, but then I'd have to put it in the oven.
- Yes, then it goes in the oven. - It doesn't make it any shorter.
205.
Mmm. You little rascal.
This is really promising.
In a jiffy.
I can't compete in this powerhouse out here -
- in terms of time and efficiency.
It's all about being fast and set new standards.
But there's also the aesthetics of it.
Please, also take it into your heart.
I will do that when I assess, who has done the job the fastest.
Because that's what you're supposed to do. Mark, why don't we assign some points?
For those who haven't caught on, recarding how long it took Anders...
It took two hours and 47 minutes.
Which is the slowest time -
- in a fastest wins task in Stormester's history.
Thank you.
How are the points distributed?
There are zero points for Jesper and Kathrine.
That's three points for the new record.
And then there are four points for Petra, and five points for Hadi.
It's great to see the five participants in the lab.
But can we get out and about and experience something?
Yes, we're going on a trip to Kolding, Mårslet -
- Lejre, Sorgenfri and a hotspot in the Triangle Region [Sotuhern Jutland].
Boom shakalaka. Hey, Mark.
What is it? A topographic map.
- Denmark. - Jutand [Mainland Denmark], Fyen, Zealand [Two biggest islands].
But I can see where the needle is. It's in Lejre.
- I'm wondering... - My hometown.
The pin is in my hometown, Slicetown 6000 [A reference to the city being the "Pizza Slice Capital" of Denmark].
Born and raised 8320 Mårslet.
- "Sell your hometown to the Stormester." - "The city he wants to move to wins."
"You have 30 minutes. Time starts now."
It was known for the large stone. [Literally just a big rock from the ice-age, 40 ton]
There is a real estate agent from Brejning. She is lovely.
- She can sell Brejning to Lasse. - We're going to Sorgenfri.
Are we driving the Mustang? That would be awesome.
Then I have to put on shoes.
I thought it was a boffice job. It wasn't. [Boffice - Bo + Office. Bo = Home].
There are three important things to remember, if you want to sell a house:
Fresh flowers, the smell of freshly baked bread and putting on shoes.
I'm so glad, you're wearing shoes now.
- Where do we go first? - We're going to Sorgenfri.
Your hometown, Anders, is within driving distance from the house we're shooting in.
That was lucky. Or...
So we took a drive there.
And despite the name Sorgenfri [Free of sorrows], there are... challenges.
A diamond in the rough.
This is number 11. This is where the fairytale of Sorgenfri begins.
Ivar lived over here. He threw sand in my mouth.
There were rats back there.
Behind the house is a back path.
That back path is the setting for a curious episode in my childhood.
- What happened? - I took a shit on the back path.
Let's move on.
What dangers are there in Sorgenfri?
Sorgenfri Square. That's as rough as it gets. It doesn't get any worse.
Overthere is Sorgenfri Station.
You have to show an honest picture of Sorgenfri.
I mean..
- Yeah, well... - What do we have here?
It is the outer edge of Sorgenfri's nails.
- What is the lake called? - Furesøen. Denmark's deepest lake.
You get the beauty -
- togetherness, wildness freedom and nature.
Sorgenfri has it all. Really everything.
- Everything. It's life in a package. - Would you like to move back here?
No, God forbid.
Plenty of space. Good square meters.
The first three things, I'm told about Sorgenfri are:
There are rats, there is poop on the back path -
- and a man named Ivar, who throws sand in the mouths of children.
It was a different time.
Are you selling Sorgenfri, or are you selling your memories?
Isn't it the story, you're actually buying?
Mårslet is just a word -
- until it is filled up with the wonderful story of Mårslet.
You say wonderful story ...
You have what you have. I can't say:
"Steen Steensen Blicher was born in Sorgenfri." Because he wasn't. [18th century progressive Danish poet and author]
You could have emphasized: "Here I was running along the path..."
I didn't, I hid.
- Didn't you hear about Ivar? - He threw sand.
He was also a communist. Two things.
He wants everyone to have equal amounts of sand in their mouths.
Why are you pooping on the back path?
That cannot be included in the program.
My dad is sitting, it's Saturday afternoon.
He always listened to "Encyclopedia". That program no longer exists. [Old radio programme for smart people]
Then it was very quiet. I had been toying with the idea of:
How did they do it in the Stone Age?
I'm six years old, and I'm gonna 'visit' on the back path.
And use some leaves for it.
My dad still listens... We are only 20 minutes into the program.
Then he says: "Where have you been?" Then I start crying.
I say: "I've taken a shit on the back path."
Then he just looks really tired and pretends to read the newspaper.
We don't talk about it again, but it sticks with me.
- Well, it didn't, but... - It's stuck with all of us.
You forced it out of me.
The story.
- What's the next stop, Mark? - We're going to Kolding with Jesper Ole.
Should we call the the mayor of Kolding?
You're number one in line.
- Great service. - Kolding is an efficient machine.
Hello, you're speaking with Jesper Ole.
It may seem like a a strange question:
If I had to say:
"Lasse Rimmer, what would make you want to move to Kolding?"
Do you have a good answer?
That's a good point. It's the city with the most pizzerias per capita.
Now you're in the communications business.
Why don't we use Slicetown more?
It's obvious a no-brainer. I think it's it's excellent.
"Slicetown. Come and get a little slice of life."
Subtitle: "With or without sauce."
"A slice of life" is a great slogan.
- Yes, it is, actually. - Bye for now.
Slicetown, where you can get a slice of life, with or without sauce.
See you ...
... in Slicetown ...
... this Sunday.
And a double horn. Beep-beep.
It's locked. It wasn't. It was a lie.
No ...!
"A slice of life. With or without sauce."
"Slicetown."
Kolding is the city with most pizzerias per capita.
Why is it a cool thing? Don't you just don't you just need one good pizzeria?
You don't need a lot of pizzerias. Do you?
Yes. It is both an question, you can say no and yes to.
I have to choose between Sorgenfri and Kolding. Mark, where are we going?
We're going to Lejre, where you come from, Petra.
Lejre. Middle Zealand's most beautiful city -
- with its unique nature, trading Vikings...
Red gold from the Roman Empire ...
... and delicious organic ingredients.
The city where you really feel the pulse of history.
Take your family by the arm.
Visit Lejre the Land of Legends and become part of the Vikings' everyday life.
Back in the days when there weren't so many rules.
And Lejre is also Denmark's very first capital.
Lejre. Close to the big city, far away from everyday life.
Row me.
Who can say no to a topless Viking sailing you to work?
You're a bit of a nerd. I thought, I would speak to your...
You have a head start, Petra.
I'm actually a big fan of Lejre the Land of Legends.
I've been there with my kids. I love that place.
I have had my dog mated in Lejre.
There you go!
- Twice. - Twice?
I would like more alternatives. Who are we missing?
Hadi and Kathrine approach the task in a similar way.
And still. You both team up both of you with a local realtor.
We start with you, Kathrine, pulling out the big guns -
- when she has to try to sell Mårslet, the town with the big stone -
- where someone has vomited.
I could get my mother to to sell Mårslet.
Hey, Jette.
I have been given the task to sell Mårslet.
Ladies and gentlemen, Mårslet.
Mårslet is a lovely little village, located right in ...
... the sweet spot between forests and hills. Just south of Aarhus. [Denmark's second largest city]
- Yes, it is. - And close to the beach and water.
Is there a giant rock, where people throw up?
It has happened to some, yes.
Interesting village to live in.
That's all I have.
What's with the stone?
It was the big rock, where we drank beers.
You got three beers, two Bacardi Breezers.
- vodka, Bacardi Razz and Fanta Exotic.
So it's happened repeatedly... Once, twice, three times...
- that my mom picked me up, because I'd gotten too drunk.
- Is that the stone... - That's where you meet. It's huge.
- It's the meeting place for the youth? - It was.
We're missing you, Hadi.
You found a local real estate agent, to sell your hometown.
What's the deal?
Hadi, you have drawn on professional forces.
To sell your hometown here comes a real estate superstar.
Jonna.
I've heard that, you're looking for a new home, Lasse.
I am a real estate agent here in Brejning. Brejning is just the place for you.
The pearl of East Jutland is located right next to Vejle Fjord.
The sky is the limit, and we accommodate all kinds of people.
Here in Brejning we have everything for a middle-aged man.
We have a winter swimming club, boating club and a senior center. [Winter swimming is a common Nordic hobby, especially among the elderly]
Bring Mark along. The mental health care has been transformed into Kellers Park.
There we can always get a room for him.
Here you can enjoy your retirement.
Brejning is the sweet spot between Vejle and Fredericia.
Lasse, I went to Jonna -
- because I knew you appreciate humor.
The joke is not, that Brejning is a lovely town.
But the part about enjoying your retirement... We know you're a young man.
Now I'm trying to get balance, because Jonna went a little crazy on that one.
Well...
Sorgenfri is the first place in Denmark
- where you could get your hair cut in a rocket.
That's five sales pitches of varying degrees of persuasiveness.
So I'm ready to deliver my verdict.
It will be one point for Kathrine and Mårslet.
It takes more than pizza slices. Sausage mix. Two points for Jesper Ole.
There are three points for Anders and Sorgenfri, which has a widening lake
- despite stories of poo on the back path and rats.
Four points for Petra and Lejre Land of Legends.
I'm not sold on Brejning, but if you have Jonna's phone number...
I've bought her.
The sausages are coming.
You're sitting pretty in the pork sausage business for now, Hadi.
One gift I didn't get to keep, the other I don't want to keep.
- Don't you have another task? - With pleasure.
Today is a weather day, a sunny day. [Old-timey Danish song]
Hi Mark.
- Hi hi. - Hi.
Welcome to my my balloon popping shop.
- What's going to happen? - There's a nice task.
"Pop the balloon."
Ah.
"You need to stay behind the rope." I'd better reestablish it.
"You may only use equipment you have purchased at Mark's Balloon Popping Shop."
"The tools in the store cost time."
"Fastest wins."
"Time starts when Mark has shows you his balloon popping shop."
There are a few different options. Forks, two minutes each.
You can also choose darts, that's two and a half minutes each.
If you're in the midst of a cost-cutting exercise... These: Free of charge.
I'll take one.
You have your bag of pebbles. That's a minute and a half.
There are ten blowpipes in a bag. One minute.
- There's something here too. - What is it?
- "Balloon string scissors". - It's expensive.
It costs 11 minutes. But then there's the quick resolution.
Resolution? You mean settling, right?
- You're just accidentally going to say it. - It's a shame when you know it.
Except that resolution is not correct in this context ...
Is there anything else we need to know, Mark?
The time is the time you spend, plus the time you spend buying tools.
Balloon string scissors are the most expensive tool. It costs 11 minutes.
The question is whether you have the the skills to beat the 11 minutes.
The first to answer it will be Kathrine and wordsmith-Anders.
Then give me a fucking dart. I'm good at it when I've had four pints of beer.
Hey, uh... I've got it.
- Close to it. - I think I can do that.
Fuck.
- Uh. - Mark!
You learn that just because something that is free doesn't have to be good.
I'll just cut it soon.
That was a close call!
Who am I kidding?
- How can I help you? - I'll take the scissors and 11 minutes.
You're buying the scissors? 11 minutes is noted.
Yes!
I should have done that from the start.
You did a great job.
Yours were free. Mine weren't.
I can understand the need to to try darts and blowpipes.
- But you hold on to those rubber ducks. - A sucker for a bargain.
And I'm not saying, this is my proudest moment.
What do you hope for if you hit the balloon with a rubber duck?
I haven't thought that one through at all.
I don't spend money on my ducks.
I was having a good time. It's a hell of a lot of fun with these...
It wasn't the case with ducks.
- And the breathing tube. - You pay for that too.
It takes time for you guys to figure out, you should have gone with the scissors.
All the time has to be added up, so what will the total times be?
Kathrine, you're getting a measly 18 minutes and 27 seconds.
That's a lot.
Anders chooses to throw all the free rubber ducks.
And spend a fair amount of time complaining about -
- that I have spelled popping shop incorrectly.
The time quickly adds up to 15 minutes and 13 seconds.
We know, about 15 minutes to fight.
It requires one participant to take the scissors within four minutes -
- or hit the bullseye. What do we need to see?
None of the above.
But armed with forks and darts and the sharpest of reading glasses -
- here comes Hadi and Petra.
I don't understand it at all.
Because what can I use one of these for?
- What do I need the stones for? - I want to try this one.
- Nice shot, Hadi. - I feel cheated.
I would like to buy a dart.
Two and a half minutes.
- Welcome to ... - I would like to buy a fork.
Why didn't I think of that earlier?
- I think I'm done. - Have a nice day.
We are very similar in our approach.
There's a bit of enticement with the language
- when you call one of these things a pair of balloon popping scissors.
The rules say you have to pop the the balloon with something from the store.
Well done, you two. Mark, do we need some times?
Hadi buys for three minutes. With thinking time and execution -
- you land on nine minutes and 20 seconds.
Nice.
Great time.
Petra.
You're actually a little faster.
You buy just one dart and finish in six minutes and one second.
Bravo.
- We are missing Jesper. - I'm not revealing anything at the moment.
But it was purely in terms of revenue
- an excellent day at the balloon popping shop.
I need something from your booth?
- Blowpipe. - Nice.
Now that's something.
Ey! What the fuck, DJ?
I'll bet you anything if I cut the string...
- nothing will happen.
- I'll try one. - Two and a half minutes.
- Welcome to the store. - One more.
- Welcome to my shop. - I'll take two more.
No.
- Für dich. - Vielen dank, mein freund.
Let's go!
It's just about doing something now.
I'll just buy another set.
My god!
No! Last try.
It's so vague! It's so unsatisfying.
I want to be allowed to turn back the clock, because this isn't working.
Can I trade this back?
Have you used all the guns? Then there's nothing I can do.
- I'm going to try the scissors. - You want to buy the 11-minute one?
Bullshit, Mark! Hey.
How do you think it went?
Really bad.
Yes.
So far, the competition today has gone really badly.
The highlight for me in your attempt to to solve the task is
- when you, while you're getting your arms sore...
- throw some rubber ducks, while you yell:
"Right now it's all about doing something!"
Yes, that's how I felt. I thought: I'm already so far in.
Now I have gambled the first five million.
Now I might as well throw my entire pension into this.
I was so happy to see that you were such a loyal customer of Mark's.
Wasn't that what it was really all about?
All in all, purchases plus time -
- you reach 52 minutes and 14 seconds.
Or everyone else's time plus one dart.
Let's break down the points according to the five times.
One point for you, Jesper.
Two points for Kathrine, three for Anders -
- four for Hadi and five for Petra. Which means -
- that you are currently only one point behind Hadi in the overall standings.
- Mark, what's next? - We're going to the next task.
It's not easy to speak positively about Russia in these times.
But they have given us the Babushka doll.
And that is exactly in that direction, we're going
- when I'm setting an assignment...
... in motion.
Mark?
Where is Mark?
- It's Babushka. - Babushka.
- A slightly boring Babushka doll. - There's something in it.
That's what they do.
Opsi-daisy
"Make the best babushka meal and serve it to Mark."
- "Every dish in your meal..." - "Must be inside another dish."
"You have five minutes to to order ingredients."
Jesus.
"You then have 20 minutes to to make your babushka meal."
- "Best babushka meal wins." - "Time starts now."
Shit.
- A meal inside a meal. - Isn't Babushka Russian?
It's all about thinking about, what can be in what.
I'm walking around the deli section. Cheese.
- I ask if I can join the meal. - It will be an experience.
- I'm getting hungry. - It's going to be really bad.
- I'm looking forward to it. - I'm going to the kitchen.
Babushka, matryoshka ... Beloved Russian doll has many names. [Play on Danish saying: "Beloved child has many names]
The most important criterion is: How many layers?
It's not about good food?
It's mainly about how many layers, Mark has to work through.
But of course, there's points for culinary efforts.
Mark, who was first in the been in the kitchen?
We start with Hadi, who has some limited experience in a kitchen
- and even less respect for hygiene.
Here you go, Mark.
Poulet avec hotdog.
- Where do you start? - You just dig in.
It is very important to me, that you like it.
What are you laughing about?
- For how long was it in the oven? - The dough is yellow.
So it looks golden, when it's raw.
I think that's enough.
Yeah, I wouldn't have given it anymore. Mmm!
Poulet!
Magnifique.
- Do you have to cough? - I just got...
It's delicious.
- Is there anything else inside the chicken? - Yes.
You didn't decided to to boil it beforehand?
It's the best thing I can make in a kitchen.
Do you cook at home?
No.
What worked the best in the dish?
Hard to single out one thing, when it was all so good.
You chewed the meat for a very long time.
You're welcome.
I stand by it. That was the dish I made.
- Yes, and I don't know... - What was the outer part?
The outer part was ... puff pastry, I think.
If I have to cook for all of us...
- Uh, no, thank you. - Just give me a chance.
And I say: "Shall we have an omelet?"
If you say no, I don't know, what else there is to do.
I think it's a great job.
Mark, who should be allowed to serve Mark le Fêvre now?
We're moving on to Jesper, Petra and Anders -
- all of whom, thankfully, have have been in a kitchen before.
Monsieur.
Hallo, mein freund.
Poultry.
It's been washed.
All of it?
- It's warm. - What did you think?
I like it!
But that's only the beginning of the journey. That's puff pastry you're driving through.
More egg?
But then... Chicken?
See what's on the side? There are tartlets. [Popular old-fashioned Danish dish]
But hey... What do I spy?
Oh, it's so pretty.
Is dessert hiding inside the egg? No...!
What do you think is inside the chicken?
- What was that little one? - A tiny chicken?
It's a quail.
Is that a scallop? saying hello?
Can you tell what it is? It has a liquid consistency.
- Gorgonzola? - That's right.
- Is that a tiny Skittle? - Uh, yeah, it is.
- I get fruit notes. - It's insane.
Is there something inside the quail? No! There's something inside.
- Un petit nugget. - Very potent gorgonzola.
- Everyone loves Gorgonzola, right? - Who's everyone?
How did you get a Skittle into an egg yolk?
There are many options.
Much better than Hadi's. Much better.
It's unbelievable that I have to praise the next three contestants for that -
- but you've made three fully-cooked dishes.
I didn't know, puff pastry was supposed to look like that.
Now that you've served these three monstrosities to Mark.
- I should also ask:
How would you rank the three culinary experiences?
From top to bottom.
In the top duck al la Petra.
Everything you want, to go into a dish like this, was in it.
Nailed it.
A small step down, but still mmm...
- is the dish with a Skittle inside an egg.
It was something wonderful.
It wasn't bad. It started off beautifully and effectively. Salad.
I think it was an exciting meeting between shellfish and moldy cheese.
I was too brave.
We need a woman's right, who argued that -
- that a banana in itself is a babushka meal.
Here I'm into something with peel. But what is peel and what is meal?
If you have a scale where you have meal over here, and peel over here...
We're definitely over here.
But according to you it tastes like a vacation.
Oh no.
- Time to eat. - What have you been up to?
Here you go, Mark.
Think real babushka.
Oh ...!
Can I have a taste?
It tastes like a vacation.
- Another babushka. - No!
No! Another.
- It's enough with the fingers. - Pistachio shell?
- Then it's just a squirrel turd. - You don't want to be tricked.
- Thanks for the food. - I'll say the same.
Okay, but I'm counting seven layers here, Kathrine:
Raisin in a nutshell in passion fruit in orange in melon in whipped cream.
I said that layers would count really, really heavily in my assessment.
Så lad mig uddele pointene. Hadi, det er et enkelt point.
Jesper and Anders get three points each in a shared third place.
Petra's poultry babushka gets four points, but because there are seven layers...
You weren't expecting it, but five points to Kathrine.
Oh, that's great!
Petra is thinking:
Do I have room in my luggage to take Jesper's sausages home with me?
But nothing is settled until the final task that is unfolding right now.
The final task has the subtlety, that the participants are divided into two teams.
Anders, Hadi and Kathrine will compete against Jesper and Petra.
So you are fighting in solidarity with your team.
But who should read the task out loud?
I'm thinking, Petra should. Here you go.
"Draw a picture of the the object on your map."
"You are not allowed to communicate with your team."
"You must stay on your mark and may not move the mark -
- the canvas or turntable."
Turntable?
"First team to guess their object wins."
"You may start drawing on Mark's signal."
Who goes first?
For your team, it's Anders, and for your team, it's you, Petra.
You may only start drawing, when I give the signal.
That's when the turntable starts spinning. Go ahead and draw.
- A sea cucumber. - Swan. The Swan Kitchens. [Kitchen brand - like IKEA]
- That's not the one we're supposed to guess. - A cage...
- A saxophone! - I heard saxophone. That is correct.
Oh! Well drawn.
Jesper, you are correctly positioned. It's Hadi's turn to draw.
I can't draw worth shit. But let's get started.
- For you. - Don't show it to Petra.
- Stick figure. - Here you go. Here you go.
You don't draw until you get a signal.
To begin with the turntable starts to turn.
And you may start drawing now.
It's not my canvas.
- It's a butterfly, Hadi. - Is that mine?
- An elephant. - You got it, sweetie.
- A squid, a cowboy hat. - A cowboy squid.
- A ghost. - Starfish.
- A cleaning lady. - It could be.
A flamingo. A stork.
A stork is correct!
Fuck, that's great.
Right now, both teams have have earned two points.
- Let's bring out the big guns. - I can't draw.
I guess like a dream, but I don't draw well.
Everyone knows, how it's going to turn out.
Let me take a look.
- It's ours? - Yes, it's ours. I didn't realize...
The disk starts spinning first, and you get to draw...
... now.
A coffin.
- A sandbox. - Yes!
- That was fast. - We are so good!
- What a team. - It's a very strong team.
- That was really nice. - That's a damn good sandbox.
Anders, Kathrine and Hadi managed to score four points.
And there are two points for Petra and Jesper.
This means that we are at a tie at the top. Two participants with 19 points.
Yes, Petra and Hadi both have 19, but then there's the fact -
- that Hadi has the most victories.
Most five points scores. And we know, how much you love pork sausage.
Oh, how delicious.
- You're a winner! - Am I? Yes!
There's an old saying, that says it so well:
If Hadi won't come to the sausage in South Harz, the sausage must come to Hadi.
Thanks for tonight!