- I love you! - Popcorn!
Off you go, Teddy!
Is it a big toe?
- My god! - Don't smile.
Come on!
Ah!
Good evening and welcome tol Stormester.
The race for the most surprising solutions and diabolical tasks.
Who will excel tonight? Will it be Hadi Ka-koush?
Or Petra Nagel?
Could it be Anders Lund Madsen?
Maybe Kathrine Abrahamsen.
Or Jesper Ole Feit Andersen.
By my side as always my faithful assistant.
I made my way across le Fêvre country, there I met le Fêvre man... [Modified Danish children's song]
What are you doing?
Uh, yeah. Uh... Well, I just thought...
This is a diary.
I was going to read a little snippet.
I'm worried about that. Not least of all, because I don't journal.
I do that for you.
Let's just read a small sample.
"Dear Diary."
"I'm sorry, I haven't written in so long."
"It's certainly been busy."
"It has been an eventful day in my life as Stormester."
"We had lasagna for dinner."
"It was okay."
"Next time we'll leave it until the next day to let it settle a bit."
"I woke up last night with the feeling Mark had been watching me."
"Thanks for today."
"With love, Lasse."
I just need the last one again. What did it say?
That you considered leaving the lasagna because it...
... needed to settle.
Your job is to to get us off to a good start.
- Who brought a prize? - Kathrine has... No.
Yes, that's right. And...
It's no secret, I'm not in the yellow jersey. [Tour De France]
- In the program or in life? - Both.
But one is a little more sad.
I have brought something with me that I will do everything I can to win back.
For it is the ashes of my deceased dog, Bertha.
Wauw.
- She was my best friend. - Is that your only cremated dog?
No, I have a collection. It's just not my dogs.
Thosen are dogs you meet... That you don't see much anymore.
Mark, where do we start?
A task where contestants have to use their arrector pili muscles.
If you don't know what it is -
- then for the first time in the history of the Stormester, you may learn something.
What do you say to that?
A prime-time entertainment program, where you also learn something.
I know what this is.
Well done, darling.
Bonsoir Madame ...
Hey, Mark.
What a beautiful lamp.
What are we doing? Of course, you don't have to explain it to me.
It's another fucking task.
- Shall we have a look? - Let's do just that.
It's tiny. I can hold it in my hand.
- "Get goosebumps." - "Fastest wins."
- "The time starts now." - Goosebumps. How do you get those?
Goosebumps.
I've never had goosebumps. I'm not the goosebump-type.
Yes, the task is all about getting those tiny hairs standing.
I'm a 51-year-old man, so I know how hard it is to do it on command.
- Who's the first one we are going to see? - Let's jump into two of them.
And I have to agree with you.
It's a lot of pressure, when people say: "Get started it now."
- while the cameras are rolling. Anders and Kathrine.
Goosebumps... Oh, I'm supposed to get goosebumps?
Okay, how... I find it really difficult to get goosebumps.
- Tickle, tickle. - It's hard to concentrate.
You have to have an experience. It has to be like... Ah.
- That doesn't give me the chills. - How do you create... Help me!
- Tickle my elbows. - Tickle, tickle.
Ah ... Zlatan Ibrahimovic.
He has made his version of the Swedish national anthem.
- Has he? - Oh yeah.
- He's just getting started. - Tickle, tickle, tickle.
I have the feeling of goosebumps. I just can't manifest it.
So I have a disease. I can't get chills.
- I'm goosebumps deficient. - No! That can't possibly be healthy.
That's a huge disability.
- What is it called? - Anti-goosabumpa.
I'm not lying to you. I don't get goosebumps.
- Haven't you heard of it? - No, I haven't.
- I've lost the task. - I'm a little upset about that.
Oh ...!
There are two non-functional bodies sitting here.
And there are no ribbons for people like us. [Referencing ribbons worn to show support for charities]
After all, it's not a sexy condition like breast cancer or dead parents.
It's not for those of us goosebumps-deficient.
Have you never seen anything moving, that your kids have done?
A birth?
It speaks volumes, about how taboo this is.
We are sitting here. Feeling all alone.
We are extremely affected. But you just can't see it.
Have you ever said: "I almost get goosebumps"?
Yes, almost, Petra!
Kathrine, it's hard enough to get goosebumps.
But you choose to do something even more difficult. You tickle yourself.
Well, Mark, you don't give me goosebumps.
I just know it. It's not going to happen.
It became almost goosebumps, turning inward when you tried.
But we both gave it a good try. Nothing happened.
Now you say "nothing".
You never succeeded, Anders. We have to draw a line under that.
- But you don't give up, Kathrine. - No, I spend days.
You see, a few days later I receive this image.
Hey!
Yeah.
- Who should we see now? - Petra.
I get quite close to the participants, when we record the programs.
But my intimate sphere has not been ...
... under this much pressure since I French-kissed Tobias Rahim.
Come over here for a second. Then you can whisper all kinds of things to me.
It doesn't have to be naughty. Just whisper something.
Try.
What do you want for dinner?
A little closer.
Right where you become blissful.
What's your ...
You're just trying to ...
Hold on, what am I wearing right now?
How does this feel to you?
It's completely dead.
Goosebumps, goosebumps.
How do you get goosebumps? Do you have a deep freezer?
Whoa! Uh, it's cold!
Now it's cold. Come on!
What else can I do? I'm completely out of ideas.
Something's coming now! Can't you see it?
A little?
Yes! Yes, Mark. Can you see it?
For fuck's sake!
- Wow, that's great! - You're full of goosebumps right now.
You go hard on him.
I remember it as 45 minutes, where you whisper and tickle.
We try everything possible in there.
And it's completely dead.
But it's not your fault. If we had had a more romantic relationship -
- it would have been there right away.
- Do you think so? - It's a sure thing.
Then you go with the ice bath. It seems like a no-brainer.
Why are you the only one who thought, "We need to cool down"?
I don't understand it either. Don't you get goosebumps if you're cold?
- No. - You know, that Anders can't.
- I can't. - Don't you shiver when you're cold?
Yes, and I can die of cold as well.
What is this stigmatization?
What was Petra's time after she took the ice-cold bath?
It hurts that you experience it as 45 minutes. I spend ten minutes.
Then we realize that it's dead between us.
You sit in the ice bath for 15 minutes, before the little hairs stand up.
Your total time is 25 minutes and 16 seconds.
Nice.
- Can anyone do better? - We need to see Hadi now.
If the mouth doesn't work, then put your fingers to work.
Do we have any peaches with the peel on?
If I take a bite, I get goosebumps right away.
Hey...! Try touching my neck.
Yeah. Keep going, damn it!
- Wow, what a delicate hand you have! - That's crazy.
- Mark is back. - Oh yeah.
You're talking to a man who knows what he wants.
I said: "Touch me right there." Then he delivers.
- Mark did it in ten seconds. - Or I did.
No, you didn't.
- No, Petra. It's completely dead. - I asked for that.
Mark, you're really quick to to help Hadi achieve goosebumps.
- Yes. - But what is his exact time?
We end up with a total of three minutes and 36 seconds.
What? Shut the front door!
Wow!
We are missing one contestant.
I hope it's someone, who thinks outside the box.
Are you fishing for something? Shall we see Jesper Ole?
What characterizes goosebumps to you? After all, it's an animal.
It's the skin of an animal.
- It's the skin of a goose. - Yeah.
- Have you been here before? - No, I haven't...
I know exactly where most butchers in Denmark are.
Take a whiff. Hello, gentlemen.
Yummy-yummy-yum.
Mark, I present to you one piece of real goosebumps.
One piece of genuine pork rind. [Common Danish snack].
- Let's bring this one home. - They're good.
It's an imaginative and simple solution. How much does a goose cost?
I don't know, Mark.
I don't remember paying for it. I just got it from the butcher.
The task is to to get goosebumps without buying it. [Prhasing: "Få gåsehud" means either "receive goosebumps" e.g. as a gift or "get goosebumps"]
- If you had bought goosebumps... - It would have been a tragedy.
- How long did it take him? - 13 minutes and 49 seconds.
What? There wasn't a butcher's shop that close.
- Was there? - Yes, there was.
Our five contestants have been challenged.
An excellent start. How do we follow up?
With something, dare I say, fucking awesome.
- Hi, Mark. Good to see you. - Nice to see you, too.
It looks dangerous. [It's a Danish New Year's Table-Bomb]
- Hello, hello. - You seem happy?
I did get a little festive, when I saw the New Year's setup.
I'm not very good with explosives.
You can light the fuse.
Hey ...!
Hello?
Have you tinkered with it? What did you do?
- Perhaps that's the point. - It could be.
"Make an exciting movie..."
"With an anti-climactic ending." Ah, the point.
"Most anti-climactic ending wins."
"You have an hour."
"Time starts now."
Nothing? I thought, someone might push a button.
Let's do it.
But this was a bit of an anti-climax.
I'm looking for movies that make me sit on the edge of my seat...
- only to drop it all on the floor.
Who is going to start off with delivering a cinematic masterpiece?
Anders Lund Madsen who has done something similar before. [Stormester S3E02 "Best cliffhanger"]
So maybe there's hope, that we might finally get the answer to:
How do you actually tell if an avocado is ripe?
Shit!
It's gone.
Ah!
No. No, it's gone. Shit!
- What's gone? - It's gone - Damn it, it's exciting.
It's the gift, that keeps on giving.
It's the thriller version of forgetting what you were supposed to do in a room.
Or standing in the kitchen in the middle of the night and thinking: What am I doing here?
A strong opening bid. Who should we see next?
Let's jump straight to Hadi, a regular environmental pig.
You can't not care, we only have one climate!
Hey, hey, hey!
What did you just say?
Environmental pig!
- What did you say? - I accidentally said... environmental pig.
Don't call me that!
En-vi-ro-mental pig.
Are you tied up?
- Here goes the nose. - Not the nose!
Now this is an anti-climatic ending -
- for an anti-climate-ctic movie.
And we used an anti-climate-ctic [plastic] film.
- There are a lot of layers. - Wow, wow, wow!
I think you'll appreciate that.
I like that play on words. I have one problem with the anticlimax:
It is only at that moment, we reach the anti-climax.
- that I realize, that you're trying to kill Mark.
I'm thinking: What a giant idiot who wants to fight, while tied to a tree.
It's very stupid.
It was also exciting, while we were standing there.
Is he hitting him? Are you tied up?
And then..: There goes the nose... not.
It doesn't. But it's in those seconds that the build-up...
It's only that part, you thought was exciting?
Well, it was exciting to see Mark with hair.
It's all those layers, that we spoke about.
- Cant we watch another movie? - Absolutely.
Jesper is in a bit more of a romantic corner.
It has in common with Hadi's movie, that I can't watch either of them -
- without dreaming of a time where I still had hair.
Holy shit, dude.
Lau?
- You know, Bodil Jensen? - Boom! - For fucks sake
Doesn't she seem very cute?
- Yeah... - We've been friends for many years.
But I feel -
- that I'm really really in love with her.
Tell her. Of course you have to tell her.
Okay, seriously. I promise you: Tonight, when I see Bodil...
- and we sit across from each other, I'll say: "Will you be my girlfriend?"
Okay ...
Hi, Bodil! Good to see you. I've brought you a treat.
Cheers.
What I'm about to say now isn't easy. It has taken a lot of preparation.
I've always... Damn, it's hot in here.
Bodil, don't say anything.
Let me speak.
There's something I haven't gotten around to telling you. I...
... prefer SPF 50. When the sun shines -
- I need a lot of sunscreen. I need SPF 50.
I turn red as a crayfish if I don't get SPF 50 on my face.
I am against that kind of climate. I am anti that climate. Do you understand?
Whether it's gaming buddies or ladies, the protagonist has a type.
And that's Bodil.
It's a paraphrase of Loriot's old sketch "Die Nudel". [German comedy skit from the 70s].
So it's an ode, you might say.
- A tribute. - A tribute to a German.
From Post-World War 2.
Which never killed anyone, but was funny.
But ...
That is the question, whether this can be cut.
Let's rewind for a moment -
- And then I say: It's a ode to love.
There's something about romantic scenes in movies -
- where one party is a little awkward.
We root more for those who have difficulty expressing love.
And there's a plan in place. He just needs to make a move.
"It's going to happen..." But it it doesn't. Then he panics.
Yes, a bit like me just before.
Don't a make a referral to the thing you want cut. Then this needs to get cut as well.
For fuck's sake, Anders! We're keeping it all in.
It's hard "German" to it cut out "German", if people keep talking about Germans.
- German. - Thanks for that, German. - You are welcome, German
- Mark, do we have another clip? - Yes, we're going to Kathrine.
When people look at you, Kathrine, the first thought for most people is athlete.
Yes. Yes, yes yes.
I can now reveal, that's just the tip of the iceberg.
For 15 years I've been hiding. Hiding my talent.
Twenty years ago, I conquered the world.
I won everything that could be won. The Danish Championship -
- European Championship, World Championship.
But I had to say goodbye -
- and put everything, that I held dear, away.
But now I'm ready to to perform again.
Unfold myself, expose my talent, my heart's blood.
For when the Stormester calls, I must listen. All of Denmark is calling.
Here I am. The world's best disco dancer.
That's it?
Yes.
Whew ...
I'm fucking back, Mark.
- It's ... - Where is the anti-climax?
- Where's the anticlimax? - Cute.
You know one dance move, Kathrine.
- One. - And it's really bad.
I look like a cat, that needs to throw up.
- Mark, who are we missing? - Well, we're missing Petra.
We need to return to the the romantic corner.
Heart rhymes with pain. Ceramics also rhymes with eroticism. [Rhymes: Hjerte - Smerte / Keramik - Erotik].
I'm actually mostly here to make ceramics.
Petra, here's a man being rejected by a woman -
- in favor of a hobby, she's clearly really bad at.
I just started it was my first time to ... clay.
But did you see all the references?
Yes, from "Ghost". Patrick Swayze and Demi Moore.
It's a few hours before, he gets shot, and...
Spoiler. I haven't seen it.
I'm sorry. Then it'll make you sad to find out it's his best friend who shoots him.
What?
He ordered the murder, but that's not important to the movie. It's still entertaining.
That's five great suggestions, but I have to rank you from bottom to top.
That means one point for Hadi, because someone has to get one point.
The two love stories are close -
- but the anticlimax is probably greatest with Petras.
So three points for Petra, and two for Jesper.
Watching Anders Lund Madsen sprinting at full throttle...
I almost don't care about the anticlimax.
But the world's best disco dancer, and what I get...
A cat trying to to get rid of some hair.
Four points to Anders Lund -
- and five points for the world's best worst dance comeback for Kathrine.
Yes!
It's smiling up in heaven.
- Your beloved cat. - Oh, that's good. I love it.
Mark, what now?
Something life-enhancing. But before you get too far down that road -
- Especially you, Jesper Buch, you rascal: This one is patented. [Jesper Buch is an investor and one of the Danish sharks]
Wow ...!
Ey!
Yup.
- What do you think of the set-up? - Complicated.
So you pull ...
Then you break the seal. It's so clever.
Smash!
- It's brilliant, but it's also complicated. - Well, now it's easy.
"Invent something, that can make your life easier."
"Your thing needs to be presented in the studio."
"Best life-enhancing thing wins."
- "You have until the studio recordings." "Your time starts now."
Okay.
You just want a free invention.
Life-enhancing.
I'm the son of an inventor. So it runs in my blood.
- Is he still alive? - No, so I can steal all of his ideas.
Everything is already invented.
Maybe it can be like a business adventure for me.
There is potential for, that many years from now -
- people will look at a thing, that made life better and say:
"It was back in Stormester, that this thing was invented."
But I will judge your inventions by -
- whether it's something that will improve YOUR life.
I just didn't know, when you said "many"...
- Mine is just for me. - Who do we start with?
It was mentioned, that this could become a business-venture.
I abandoned that idea. But this is fine too.
It could be a business idea.
We all live in Denmark. If not it's very strange that you're here.
It's a great country. Everything works really well.
Then there are little things where you can look beyond the border and think:
"Hey, why don't we have that?"
Questions for all of you: If you got shit on your stomach...
That's a great question.
... would you just wipe it off with a napkin?
Why don't you wash after you make #2 in Denmark?
That's why I've made a portable butt shower.
When you're with your dirty friends, who don't have a butt flusher -
- you put it on and do your thing...
You go to the bathroom at your friends' houses?
I'm not planning for it, I'm not thinking: I have to take a shit, I'd better go to Søren's.
It happens.
If you knock on the door and you brought that with you, you know...
That's five minutes.
- Thank you for the presentation. Who's next? - We're jumping from a clean ass to Katherine.
Right ...
- No, there's also clean ass here. - That's not what I meant.
I told you: Everything is already invented. So it was hard for me.
And I thought: What could enrich my life?
And that is, making other people happy for free.
- Aw. - Lovely.
You were right in front of me.
- Well. - And we often talk about how you...
I've heard you say you're sad, that you don't have any hair on your head.
And how could I fix that for free?
So I have invented the homemade wig -
- where don't have to cut your hair. You can just take the hair you shed.
Want to give it a try?
There we go ...
- Look how fucking happy I am. - Yes, you look very happy. I look at Mark and think...
Yes but the task is about -
- a life-enhancing invention for me. And I'm happy as hell.
- You get happy by making... - Mark happy.
It's a dream come true for Mark. You can tell.
I could have used that for my movie.
It's actually kind of gross.
- Do you want us to see any more or? - Yes.
- Where are we going? - We're moving on to Petra.
Well... I have young children.
Lasse, I want you to think back.
Remember that almost anxious feeling of...
- never having enough time?
Breakfast has to be made, teeth brushed and getting them dressed.
So what I could use, besides a babysitter, is more time.
So that's why I invented the double knife.
- The double knife? - For.. For what?
And no, psychos.
It's not because I'm going to kill my children.
When I cut bread ... Boom.
Suddenly there's three slices, instead of one.
It's a prototype, but I'm going to show you something else as well.
Invention ...
I can feed the smallest child, I can comb the oldest son's hair...
- I can cut bread, or whatever you do with the knife -
- I can swat flies, and I can clean at the same time.
- Want me to try it on you? - Nah...
Yes, give it a try. How does it work?
- Then you need to... - No! Not me!
- Want to get your hair combed? - I have faith in you.
Over here is a fly, and here is a piece of bread.
- Yes, Jesper. - It works very well.
You have a sick dictatorship state running at home.
The children just sit perfectly still. "Eat!"
"If you don't want you hair brush, why don't you sit down by the knife instead."
Thank you very much.
Who delivers the fourth life-enhancing experience?
- Jesper Ole. - Yes please. All right.
Hello Lions. [Lion's Den, Danish version of Shark Tank].
Lasse, Mark, all of you, sitting over here and the audience:
You may not know me, or maybe you do, as a simple man -
- that doesn't make super high demands to his surroundings.
A man who nevertheless -
- when the urge arises, is a connoisseur.
There are few things in the world that can truly can make me happy and fulfilled.
I'm not talking about unicorn horns -
- or dragon teeth, which are almost nearly impossible to get hold of.
This thing I'm about to tell you about, is actually nearly impossible to get your hands on.
Let me take you back to Denmark in the period 1997 to 2001.
There was a product!
And this product was taken off the market in 2001.
I'd like to give you the name of the product, but it's impossible to say -
- because I've been talking with a big company...
... here in Denmark. They don't want to be assosiated with the product and they don't want it to be mentioned.
This makes it even more difficult to get hold of.
But I really want to to get my hands on the product.
It is only available in one country in Europe.
And that's our brothers to the north.
The fell-mountain types, who have everything great in the world.
Among other things this green soda...
... which I cannot mention the name of! [It's Urge Soda].
It's incredibly hard to get hold of. You have to go to Norway to get it.
If you want to order it -
- then it costs thousands of kroner in shipping.
My life-enhancing invention for -
- when I'm sitting at home and the urge strikes -
- is that you can go to the website.
Show the website!
Anyone in all of Denmark can visit the website.
With the easy-to-use IP address:
Www.hemmeliggrønsodavand tilJesperOlefraNorge.dk [www.SecretGreenSodaForJesperOleFromNorway.dk]
If the trip is to Norway, you can say: "Hi, Jesper Ole."
"I'm going to Norway. Do you want me to bring the secret green soda back with me?"
Then I can say: "Yes, two, if you have the opportunity."
I'm telling you, it's an amazing thing.
Some lives are being improved, but one has yet to offer me -
- an invention, that can improve the contestant's life.
After all, it's the son of an inventor.
- who is currently captivated by another invention.
Anders Lund Madsen.
- It's your turn now. - Two seconds.
It's actually really fun -
- that you're just mentioned it, and I'm sitting here with this...
... smartphone. I think, it's in all your pockets.
In just a few years, this guy has -
- gained an extreme power in our lives.
It's not a life we're all content to have.
Many people out there are thinking: I wish I was a little less on my smartphone.
I'm looking at you, Hadi.
But we've become addicted.
Lasse, during the preparations I have seen you several times standing ...
Where you could be present and be that type of person Kathrine -
- or the present mom.
But instead we sit and look down at the screen -
- and become basement dwellers.
Down here is the invention -
- which I believe will bring our life back to us.
Not just mine. Not just yours. Not just yours.
But all of our lives.
Because we can't do without this smartphone that we have been given.
- But ... - Cool.
It's because I've got something that's better.
Praise the Lord!
Underneath this cloth...
... oh yeah ...
... there's that smartphone, we should have.
The smartphone we don't just sneak out during family celebrations -
- because it's too fucking big!
It's... the acoustic smartphone.
- What the fuck...? - Take it.
It has many of the same features.
We have a phone. There's a compass.
There's a camera here. Polaroid.
There's a calculator and a photo album.
Then there's also the world atlas.
It is not updated. Then here it is...
It's very specific.
It's a pain in the ass to cover the entire internet acoustically.
So I found the book on the Holland Lop rabbit. It's a start.
Here in front, it really comes into its own.
You have a color TV, radio and cassette recorder.
But we still have an analog wallet.
Here's money for you, Lasse.
I will distribute the points to the five inventions.
There's an element of selfishness in your idea of what makes you happy.
That's one point for you, Kathrine. Thank you for that.
We're at the challenges of modern man challenges of Petra and Anders.
The thing that would obviously help the most -
- would probably be to look less on your phone. You get three points.
And two points for Petra, mostly because I'm nervous about the knife constantly being in play.
At the top we find Hadi and Jesper. Hadi, you solve a concrete problem.
You're probably tired of sitting with your butt in the sink at your friends' houses.
That makes the biggest tangible difference. Five points for Hadi, four for Jesper.
I need a completely different task. Can we switch gears?
We can do that. Let's throw licorice and name strong animals.
Hey, Mark.
Do you want me to stand here?
Salty fish. [Very popular Danish candy].
Love salty licorice.
Oh, I probably need to get those over there.
They're good.
- "Throw a fish... - "In the fishbowl."
"You need to.."
- "You have to name an animal... - "Every time you throw a fish."
"You may not mention the the same animal more than once."
"First successful throw determines your choice of animal."
"Strongest animal wins."
"You have to throw from the mark."
What? Oh God!
"You may not move the mark or the fishbowl."
"Time starts now."
I have to throw a fish.
- From the bowl to the bowl. - I hadn't seen it over there.
"Strongest animal wins." I don't get it -
Wins what? Oh, against the other contestants?
- Yes Hadi, for fuck's sake... - Shut up, Mark.
I get a little nervous, so I feel like I need to say: Welcome to Stormester, this is season seven.
It is a weekly entertainment program where you compete against other people.
Oh, a stronger animal against their animal? I get it now.
Who do we start with?
We're going to see both Petra and Kathrine, throwing fish -
- and Hadi, who is still thinking.
T-Rex.
Toad.
Triceratops.
Spider.
Ankylosaurus.
- No ...! - Cat.
- Raptor. - I'm thinking of a small crab.
A large male elephant.
Rhinoceros. Hippopotamus. Panda.
I need to do some thinking. There must be something I can do.
I'm in the zoo in my head.
Strong animal. Strong.
Then I think of a caterpillar.
Good thing it missed!
Stallion.
Leopard.
Blue whale.
Lizard. Penguin. Pelican.
That's so bad. A... St. Bernard.
- I'm glad I didn't get it. - Lion. Giraffe.
Antilope.
- Antilope! - Yes. It's insanely strong.
Giant brown bear. No ...!
Can I throw multiple at a time?
A bull.
Why didn't I do multiple from the get-go?
Elephant.
Fish drop.
It's a clever trick.
The challenge is to list a lot of animals.
Then I look at Kathrine. "Spider, crab, caterpillar." Caterpillar!
Can we get further down the in the food chain than the caterpillar?
Yes, yes, yes. I hadn't even thought about throwing several.
It annoys me now. But I throw extremely badly.
Instead of thinking about strong animals I just needed to get some out of the way.
- Like shooting a rifle? - Uh, yeah. I guess so.
- An antelope as a fighting animal? - Yes.
I'll hit that sooner, than I thought I would.
But the antelope is extremely strong mentally.
Yes. Everybody knows that.
We'll find out, who picked the strongest animal.
But we have yet to see a few contestants' attempts.
It's not about who can hit the most accurately or fastest.
But that doesn't mean you can't enjoy two of the country's most accurate cannons.
We're talking about the handball kid from Slicetown.
And the sage from Fort Boyard.
Okay ...!
What the hell is a strong animal?
Humpback whale!
I'm here. The bowl is there.
- That's very good. - Then I say...
Pilot whale.
- Well... - It wasn't that difficult.
I'm going to try a throw.
Shark.
Great.
I used to play handball. See ya.
Both Anders and I have been influenced by the fact that we were throwing fish.
I sense a "under the sea"-theme.
It could have been a herring shark as well.
There is a huge difference between sharks. Some of them are small ...
- And then there's the Basking shark. - What? - The Basking shark.
Yes, if you want to experience a shark in Danish waters.
- Where? - In Kattegat.
Typically in the ocean, Jesper.
Unless we are talking bull shark which can go into freshwater.
Do you also have "Most Dangerous Animals" by Sebastian Klein at home that you read? [Children's book].
There is no Sebastian Klein in my house.
It's such a nice conversation you're having with each other.
But I think, You have to be satisfied with the fact -
- that you are not competing against Sebastian Klein. He's terrifying.
On the other hand, please welcome my strong animal consultant, Sebastian Klein.
No ...!
I will need your competent assistance to rank the animals.
I don't know if you've greeted your four fans over here.
I've made a note, that there was a single shortage amongst them.
I need to rank animals after strenght.
Some that have been chosen, are a little fumbling.
We have a shark and an antelope, and that's a wide range.
Immediately, I would rate -
- that the average antelope is the least strong animal.
Are they not mentally strong? Don't they have...?
They undoubtedly have mental abilities, that are beyond our comprehension.
- But I'm still putting it here. - Oh, man.
The bull might be going over here. It's a prey animal, but it's strong.
We then have some predators and an elephant.
An elephant is undeniably stronger than a bull, so we'll have to save that one for a bit.
Then we have a pilot whale, which is one of the largest dolphin species.
It's a dolphin. Don't laugh.
Sharks are a little scared of dolphins.
With good reason.
Therefore, the shark comes in third place.
These two are in different elements.
This one is primarily on land, and this one this one is actually exclusively in the water.
Unless it meets a Faroese. [The Faroe Islanders have a yearly ritual killing of these whales]
- And size matters. - May I say something?
I don't think so Anders, but...
I think we place the pilot whale here in fourth place. - But!
- Then the elephant is the strongest animal. Now you can say something, Anders. - You guys need to stop.
We agree that the elephant is both in water and on land, right?
- And the pilot whale...? - It's entirely in water.
So you putting the whale on land and let the elephant piss all over it? That's what you're doing!
No, no, no, no. There is also something called weight.
An average elephant is heavier...
- What does the elephant eat? - Plants. What does this one feed on?
If you know what it feeds on, I'll fucking put it up here.
Hallo?
Shut up, Anders!
I know that Anders doesn't know. It feeds primarily on squid. Which is quite interesting.
That's why it goes here. Sit down, Jesper.
That's my take, but the high judge ultimately decides.
Thank you, Sebastian.
I decided on the point distribution for the ranking of the animals
This is too difficult to argue against. And I have no good reasons.
Mark, let's add the points one through five on top of the existing position.
- Who is leading? - Hadi does.
There is one option left to secure points in the overall score
The final task, which is happening right here on this stage.
Mark, who's reading the task?
- That would be you, Hadi. - Come then.
"Blow a ping pong ball or a beach ball -
- from the mark on the pedestal and all the way down the track."
"If your ping pong or beach ball off the court, you're out."
"The contestant who blows their choice the shortest each round is out."
"You have to blow with a new wind instrument in each round."
"Last contestant wins." Can we have that explained?
There are balls to be blown. You can go with beach ball or ping pong ball.
However, you need to use a new blowing instrument each time.
Then it's all about going the furthest. However, you must not fall off the track.
If that happens, you're out.
And whoever is the shortest on the field, is also out.
Mark, who will be the first to attempt the longest without leaving the field?
Hadi, you are the first to go blow.
- What are you blow with? - It will be compressed air.
- It is chosen now. - Yes, it's chosen now.
Ooh, that's exciting! Or...?
It's still on the track.
Actually, the next one is you, Jesper Ole.
Ah ...!
My god!
Which ball do you want to want to blow?
This guy.
I just need to know what it is.
You don't get the urge to run after him.
Close the holes, damn it!
Sorry! Sorry, sorry!
Yes!
No, no ...
No!
Anders Lund Madsen, now it's your turn.
Please take the flute.
- Well... we'll see. - You'll be fine.
It's fucking great. Come on, Anders!
Yes!
Exciting, exciting ...
No!
If I win, you guys suck.
Petra, there's a bit of pressure on your shoulders.
You can do it.
- It's hard to control. - The leaf blower it is.
Damn, that was my tactic.
So ... Yes!
No, no ... Yes, yes!
No ...
No!
Kathrine, your ball just needs to roll further down the field -
- without leaving it, than Hadi's ball.
It's extreme pressure.
And Petra, your solution... I think it's the right one.
But you just don't gas it up again.
I'm choosing this dude.
No pressure. It's your dead dog we are talking about.
It's a monstrosity. Okay, uh...
Closer.
Remember how Petra aimed, and do something else.
Why has it become everyone against Hadi?
- Do you believe in this project? - Yes, we do!
Closer
- No closer. - Come on, come on, come on!
Stop, stop, stop!
No, no ...
No!
Damn it!
Ah ...!
It looked so disappointing for Hadi Ka-koush
- when he tried his hand with a ping pong ball.
But: The other four managed to to blow their balls out of the park.
That's five points for you, Hadi. Tonight's winner is therefore...?
For the third time in a row... Hadi Ka-koush!
I'll spare you me whistling you out of the program.