Raise me up!
Come on, Mark! - I had come this far.
God, I'm getting the hang of it.
Ow-ow-ow-ow!
Huh!
Carsten is very grateful.
Tell me sometime, Regitze...
I want to be alone for a while.
Good evening and welcome to Stormester.
I am Lasse Rimmer, I am the Stormester.
What are you going to do about it? That’s what I thought.
The five over here think the same.
Here is Puk Elgård.
Mathias Helt.
Natasha Brock.
Carsten Eskelund.
And Tobias Dybvad.
He is my cane, my crutch, he is my walking stick.
He is Mark le Fêvre.
Sitting right here.
I like to start by saying: "Mark, is there anything new?"
But something new is happening, we both know that, right?
It is! I have become an ambassador.
Because many have asked:
"Aren't you tired of rye bread going mouldy after 14 days?"
Nah, not anymore. Canned rye bread.
You know the scenario: You are going on holiday,
and have brought your own rye bread.
Because I mean, would you like to taste the local cuisine? No.
And don’t worry, the can can withstand most airlines' good baggage handling.
Stormester's rye bread. Now in a can.
Was it worth the money? - Yes.
Did a participant bring a prize? - Of course
Natasha, have you brought anything? - Yes.
The thing is, I've never won anything.
Thank you. - Can I just say something, sorry?
I think I speak for many. Natasha has won our hearts.
You’ve still called me a witch four times.
I haven't won anything
but then neither worse nor better happens – Can you say that?
than me being nominated for an award earlier this year.
I am nominated in the category, hold on...
Hottest woman of the year.
I was also a bit confused to begin with.
I thought I missed a parenthesis.
Hottest woman of the year (inside).
So that's why I've taken
with the prize that I stole from Tine Gøtzsche, who won. [journalist and presenter]
If you win today, how will it feel to win the Tine Gøtzsche award?
In a way, you’ll actually win it. - Imagine if I lose it twice.
And imagine if you lose it to Carsten Eskelund this time.
I’m just saying, this year's hottest woman, Carsten.
Are you saying I'm not nearly as hot as Tine Gøtzsche?
I don't care about winning it, because I've won it two years in a row,
I just need to say.
But its these, its these. I'm sorry.
They can get you far. If you use them properly.
Mark, we need to start.
What is an appropriate way to begin episode 3, do you think?
It...
It's been in there too long. - There was more spit than I thought.
There it was!
We start with a little treat like this.
Hi, Mark.
This is where you live? - Welcome inside. - Thanks
Hi Carsten. - Hello.
What are you pointing at?
The plinth. Or is it called a pedestal?
Shall I go in here what do you say? - That was the idea, yes. - Thanks
Aha. Here is the task.
What are you doing? - Locking you in.
Stop that! Goddamit.
Why are you locking the door? - Mark, have you locked me in?
The padlock is installed. - Is it an 'Emil from Lønneberg' vibe? [kids books about a prankster]
I open the task now with a smile.
"Eat the grape." Huh?
"Eat the grape." - "Eat the grape."
It was the one that was on the plinth. - Yes, there is a grape.
"You must not destroy anything." - "Fastest wins."
"Time starts now."
Eat the grape. I must not destroy anything.
Where did you hide your grape?
I don’t really know. Should I look for a grape or should I try to get out?
Or is it both?
It's a simple task but with an obstacle: You have to get out of the playhouse.
I would like to meet some escape kings and escape queens.
What can you show me Mark?
We can start with two queens: Natasha Brock and Puk Elgård.
I have a clear feeling that the grape is in here.
What's the code? - I have to find numbers.
"Search for God". I won't fall for it again.
I don't see any numbers.
Is there a cross in here? The Bible!
Okay, yes. March 26.
Yay! No, seriously, man.
"Cold".
There is something here.
There is a small task at the back.
"Ask Mark for a tip." Do you have a tip?
Colder. - Is there a small freezer? Yes. Oooh!
It's a screwdriver.
Do I need to use it for something, do you think?
There's tea in here. Boiling water on ice, dammit!
It's cold.
Yes. "Key man". - "Key man".
Mark's key service.
Hi, it’s you! I’d really like to ask for some keys to get out of a house.
It costs 10 kroner. And we work with cash.
It's probably in the piggy bank. There you go, Mark.
9 and a half, you’re missing 50 øre.
That is strange. Where do we have 50 øre?
Is it in the sofa?
There was good golly. 50 øre. - Look!
There you are. - Thank you.
This is like coming home at 4am.
There is a grape over there.
Congratulations. That was it.
See you.
Are you satisfied with your solution here?
Would you have done anything differently?
No. Who would have thought
that seeking God would bring something good back into my life?
Times, should we just do those straight away?
We can, It's very close.
Puk, you did it in 19 minutes and 58 seconds.
Well done, Puk.
As you perhaps could tell by your little spill at the end, Natasha,
you were in a hurry. You did it in 17 minutes and 35 seconds.
Oh I’ll just clap for myself. Yay!
Two exemplary solutions. I'm always happy to see that.
But is there anyone who did incredibly badly?
You would like to see Mathias Helt. - No!
It's some code work we're doing.
I see a padlock. Good, we’re away, the cogs are turning.
Aha...!
9, 7, 2.
March 26.8... Why does it say 26 there?
26. Is there a number on the stork?
2 + 6 + 1 + 9.
Oh no. Now I add numbers in here. Why is there a puzzle down here?
2 + 6.
It may be Lasse Rimmer. And a child leads me to God. Ha-ha!
...+ 7 + 2 = 27.
Here I had hoped to see a three-digit number.
2 + 6. Or is it minus? I open the fridge.
Here's an extremely suspicious box.
"Ask Mark for a tip."
Mark, do you have a tip for me? - Colder.
Like my soul.
There is some kind of screwdriver in here. Should I just screw it off?
Can you hold it?
It doesn't work.
Do you have a power outlet I can shove this…?
Well, I'm going to use this one.
"Key man".
If your phone rings now...
Mark's key service.
I think there's a grape behind your blue cabinet with a padlock on it.
The padlock with an unbreakable code?
Have you found a picture of Lasse Rimmer?
Then it should be able to break. - Mark!
No! It was just...!
Oh... "Cold".
Oh, was that just a hint to look in the fridge?
I am disappointed and sad in myself.
I’ve got a lot of other customers, but I have a key you might want to buy.
Give me that key you’re standing with. - 10 kroner.
8, 9 and a half. The money always ends up in a cushion.
Thank you. - Always a pleasure doing a good deal.
Oh, it was...
God, are you already out?
Here. - Thank you. Well done.
Thanks, the same to you
Hey hey.
Mathias...! - Thank you.
I know, I know. What should I do?
He doesn't eat the grape?
You don't eat the grape? - What...?
Grapes and clitoris. I never find it.
Let's be honest. I go into survival mode.
Death stares me straight in the eye
so I go into survival mode, come out and don't think about the grape at all.
How long did he take to NOT eat the grape?
Natasha and Puk were around the 17 and 19 minutes.
Mathias, you were in there for a good hour.
Yes, yes...
I cannot note you for a time, so you are not on the scoreboard.
We're missing a few. Where are we going now?
We jump over to you, Tobias. You and then escape rooms...
Do you think the’re cool? - No.
So what do you say?
Is it stupid for your task that I can just climb out of the window?
Yes! - Ta daaa.
Wow! - It was beautiful.
All that work devising clues and puzzles.
And then we overlook the fucking latch on the window.
I thought: Well, that's how you should crack the task.
You did that too.
There is only disappointment... Yes, I am also impressed. And disappointed.
Compared to Mathias, it was much quicker.
It took a total of 11 minutes and 27 seconds.
So a clear first place.
I notice along the way,
Carsten Eskelund, you still look as if you have never even taken on the task.
You have been very confused.
Just the fact that there are clues is beyond me. Lets put it that way.
There is a small twist.
The task is exactly the same as the others.
But there was just one little extra sentence with you, Carsten.
"Eat the grape."
"Throughout the task, you must comment on everything you do,"
"and refer to yourself in the third person."
"Carsten is screwed", for example.
Carsten would like to borrow a phone.
Carsten calls a locksmith. - It's Dennis.
Carsten needs Dennis to cut a padlock
at a playhouse in Holte. Money is not an issue.
“I can do that. It’ll be an hour to an hour and a half.”
It did not go as Carsten had hoped.
Carsten has got an idea.
Carsten would like to call and have some food brought out with a Wolt delivery.
Then the Wolt messenger must hand Carsten the grape.
What kind of food? - Pizza. Carsten swipes now.
"Sending order". I have a bit of mixed news.
We started in 25 minutes, it can be ready in 39 minutes.
Who comes first? The pizza or Dennis?
Carsten can't call other companies, can he? Can he do it?
Welcome to Taxi. You are talking to Ulrik.
Carsten would like a taxi to Holte.
He or she must go into the garden and collect me
because I am... Carsten is out doing some gardening.
I'm writing a note. - Carsten is very grateful.
Is it Carsten's experience that taxi drivers can get grumpy
when they realise they don't have to drive a long, profitable trip?
Carsten had not thought that far.
Good day. My name is Carsten and I agree that this looks strange.
Will you do me a huge favour?
Would you, without destroying it, hand me the grape that is on the plinth.
Would you mind picking it up for me? - Now?
Yes. Then I will be happy.
No, that’s so good! Carsten is so happy.
Thank you very much.
Yes.
Thank you very much. How sweet of you. I thought I was going to die in there.
We go for a long drive and get an ice cream cake.
Whoa, we've got a pizza on the way too. See you.
There is nothing to be ashamed of. - No, but something has been cut out.
That can't be right.
There is a good hour that is not included.
Carsten calls a locksmith.
Carsten calls for pizza. Carsten calls a taxi.
It sounds like the titles of some really boring children's books.
Has it occurred to Carsten that there is something in the room
Carsten can use to get out of the house?
Carsten likes to talk to people.
Carsten knows that no man is an island.
We have to lift as a team to get Carsten out of trouble.
Matthias would like to know:
Had the taxi driver washed his fingers before giving the grape to Carsten?
At the time, Carsten couldn’t give two shits.
Tobias would like to ask if Mathias himself remembered eating a grape.
Oooh...!
Mathias did not.
Because he hadn't washed his fingers. - No, exactly.
That's what was holding you back.
How long did Carsten spend?
Carsten managed to say 'Carsten' 19 times in the clips we've seen.
But in total it was 104 times that he said 'Carsten'.
And the time reads 42 minutes.
Mark, give us another task.
We want to create some joy with something hard and elongated
that is made of plastic.
OooOOOooo!
Hello. - Hi Tobias
Nice barrels. - Lovely pipes.
Is it an agility course? - A deconstructed garbage pipe?
Aha. Well, and then no task, I see.
I assume I just need to find an envelope. It is there?
It's a little narrower.
Shall we look at it? - Much obliged.
I like that.
"Get the most pleasure out of these tubes."
"You have 30 minutes." - "Time starts now."
Just looking at them makes me damn happy.
I don't need to say that I've been thinking about wine?
A really fun slide is obvious.
Joy, wine. - Do we have a lot of dogs?
I need 10-20 children and Brian Laudrup. [Danish former professional footballer]
If you pick up dogs, I'll prepare the track.
Run, Mark!
It is well thought out.
Something with children is also good.
Happiness is a broad concept.
It is I who must assess: What creates the greatest joy here?
Mark, who will be pleased first by my shaft pipes?
Tobias Dybvad has a wonderful family and career.
But what brings him the most joy? The quick answer was...
Alcohol.
Exactly. - Alcohol.
Are you thinking about anything other than wine?
No.
You can line them up and surf over them.
I would actually really like to see that.
I feel ready.
It feels right.
And yet something in my body is working against it.
Cheers. Cheers.
How happy are you right there? - Very happy.
It's a cool idea, but a slightly different thing to do.
You rarely see a grown man say: "3, 2, 1... in a little while."
How do we measure happiness? Is it the joy in the room?
You are happy to argue with people on the internet.
So what the hell?
What is joy? How do we measure it as a concept?
We shall not discuss that.
If you want to do that, you’ll have to write on Twitter.
It's a place on the internet.
He knows because he is an old white man Natasha.
Can we spread a little more joy? - We are going to see Natasha and Puk.
This is Tube Wellness.
You are the manager and I am the customer.
Yes, come on.
Hello, everyone. Yay!
Pipe No. 1. - I'm looking forward to it. I'm so tired.
No, no...! Your tube is a bit cramped, but...
It is good.
It goes through the pipe. Look, you can all join.
I'm about to cry. They are so sweet.
Can I come in? Yes. So what do you say?
Then it's time for the best experience.
Oh, this is lovely.
Remember, it has to be really nice. Yes, really nice
It plays with a rock!
Oh, its lovely
No, I’m beside myself.
Do you like music? - I love music.
Yay! Hey.
We call this the C-piece.
Look, friends. You are completely buried in puppies.
It is very odd to have a strange man lying on top of you.
Are you saying I’m a strange man? - Mm-hmm
Don't you want to come home with me?
This is the good tube.
Sleep well.
Puk, your shaft spa, my feeling is that it makes you very excited.
I probably regret admitting it on national TV
but I find it difficult to assess whether women are faking excitement.
So I do as I usually do.
I'm thinking: she sounded like she enjoyed it, so I'm sure she did.
I did Lasse. I really, really enjoyed it, you shouldn’t doubt that.
You liked that. - Because there was alcohol.
It was actually a pina colada.
I have no doubt at all, Natasha. That made you happy. - It did
You are right up to the level where you are crying. - Yeah
Now you have to be completely honest, Natasha.
Same number of puppies, same time of day,
same place, no shaft pipes... You would have been just as happy, right?
I don't understand your question.
The task is to get the most pleasure out of the pipes.
You get pleasure from some puppies near the pipes.
They went through the pipes. - The dogs come out of the tube.
When a father dog and a mother dog love each other,
sometimes dogs come out of a pipe.
We need two with lots of joy. What shall we see?
Carsten and Mathias. These are some rather heavy topics:
Sports-washing, integrity, and capital interests.
But we also need to see me be damn good at throwing a ball.
Have you found someone?
How many are there? - A good few.
One, two, three, four... Then there is something on the other side.
I am 47 years old and have reached an age where football has lost a lot of innocence.
I'm tired of seeing one highly paid athlete after the other waste their prime years.
Like that.
...in a human rights-shattering scum regime,
that athletes use for sports-washing. Do you understand?
In this one there are balls.
Your task is then to throw into one of these. - Oh yeah
Every time you score a goal, I put a prize over to the other dish.
The youth's favourite: creme brulee.
Mark, have fun.
What? - Did it go in?
How crazy, man! 1,000 points.
Here comes "Thunderfoot" Jørgensen, 66 U11 matches.
No!
2,000 point.
He goes after the big one for three prizes.
Oi! - It was a point.
Oi! - Well done.
Oh my god.
I just have to count.
Okay!
Three prizes that you have won. It's all yours, guys.
Remember to choose a club with your heart,
when capital interests come knocking. So, they’ll stay loyal.
And so what? - Then you just have to throw.
Mark le Fêvre currently has 10. - Oh my god!
Mark, you are the world champion at this game!
Shall we share one? - Yes I’d actually really like that.
Its such a good dessert.
My very first thought is: Just think...
Children from Holte are happy with creme brulee.
Is it with Madagascar vanilla or ordinary vanilla?
Its an impressive gamble.
You gather a bunch of boys who like to play football
and tell them why they shouldn't be happy playing football.
No, there are plenty of reasons to be happy to play football.
But everything outside of that can be muddied.
So think if we start early in the group that is in danger –
with all respect of not choosing with their heart.
Did you get the joy out of the pipes you were hoping for?
I had hoped for a little more joy.
But it didn't show the part with me hitting a little boy in the head with a ball.
I just have to have it...
That made me happy but could have dressed up the montage.
We have a small clip that we have to watch. - Oh no.
Next shooter.
Ooh!
Now I am up to the level of happiness I was not at before.
Two different ways to use tubes and balls to create joy.
You take a slightly different path, Mathias.
I'm inventing a game that Mark would be good at.
In Denmark, we invented handball, so we are also good at a sport.
I just want to ask you, Mark: Were you happy?
Yes, until it dawned on me that I have obviously been misled.
After all, it's about being involved.
He is the first and the best to play that game.
At the same time also the worst that has ever been.
Doesn't that make you happy?
Thank you, Tobias.
I’m ready to hand out some points.
The pipes didn't have enough to do with the joy.
So Natasha, I have to give you 1 point. 2 points for Mathias.
Tobias, it was festive to watch and a bit dramatic. 3 points.
For really enjoying a nap, and I know it, I’m also over 50:4 points to Puk.
And Carsten, lots of children who were happy.
And creme brulee at the end. 5 points. - Thank you.
What's the next task, Mark?
I have learned something from our friends in the "Lion's Den":
If one thing is more important than ethics and family time, it's growth.
No...! - Cement?
"For foundations in detached houses and garages".
Let's see.
"Get this bag of cement..." - "To increase in value." - “You have until the studio show”
"Greatest value addition wins." - "Time starts now."
To increase in value? - Exciting.
"Time starts now." I’ve worked it out.
Already? - Yeah.
I have zero ideas, but I don't need to inform you of that do I?
Of course not, but maybe you knew we were going into installation art.
Now I have an idea.
I'm trying to make an installation artwork.
I had a good idea.
I need some crossfitters. They will lift everything and pay for it.
Thank you for today. - Are you taking the bag with you?
Nobody buys that illusion. - Can't you lift it?
You don't think I can lift 25 kilos, but you'd be wrong.
See you.
You don't have to look while I’m walking away.
It is quite difficult not to.
It is not that heavy. I should have said that a little less forcefully.
Just for reference: At the time you received the cement bag,
the purchase price is DKK 56.
Mark, where do we put out? - Mathias Helt.
Thanks for the task, first and foremost, because it sparks some thoughts.
Not least some thoughts about:
How do we actually measure value? And how do we measure...
Oh no, now he's getting up.
How do we measure value among people?
Here are some who are worth much more than the rest of us.
Of course, we measure that in followers on Instagram.
So I've given the cement bag 219,000 followers on Instagram.
I have chosen to call it Cement Kjersgaard.
When you get a lot of followers on Instagram
then you start blogging and telling a little about your life.
There is a picture of the cement bag by a flower field.
#Icanbuymyselfflowers.
When you are very active on social media
it is extremely cold at the top.
All influencers hit a point where they think:
Now, enough of all the drama and exposure.
I withdraw. I'm going offline for... two-three days.
And you don't just do that.
You find the ringlight and make a video for all your followers.
And we will see that video here.
Hello, everyone. Thank you for checking into my channel here.
It seems as if I live in the cementh heaven
then I'm not hardened enough for a life like the polished floor.
My foundation is not strong enough at the moment.
And here at the end I have been mixed into everything.
Let me make it concrete once and for all:
Yes, my Louis Beton bags are real enough.
Remember that you can use the discount code CementKjersgaard20
and get 20% off your first three toolboxes.
It doesn't matter if you are a Stormester or an apprentice.
Remember to love yourself and all possible others and yourself too. Hey hey.
It was beautiful.
Thank you, Mathias Helt. Four bags of cement must increase in value.
Who are we going to see? - We're going to you, Puk.
I was also out in: What is value? So I wanted to find something
which had human value, but which also costs an arm and a leg.
So I set my sights on Sydhavn. [neighbourhood in Copenhagen]
There I found something that has value to two million people a week.
So I went out to Mozart's Square.
There I donated my cement to the Copenhagen Metro.
And since mine obviously can't buy just that line
for which I have delivered cement, then you have to buy the entire subway.
If you want to buy back my bag of cement
then it costs DKK 48 billion.
Do you take MobilePay?
Yes.
I'm just trying to figure it out.
That's DKK 47,999,999,944 more
than it was worth when you got it.
I don't know if I'm impressed. Who are we going to see now?
We jump to you, Natasha Brock.
If there's one thing the world of fashion has taught us
after all, it is only the exterior that matters.
Thanks for that. That's why I created
the next big thing in fashion.
The Fix-It bag.
And that... No, now I destroyed it.
There's a little tag on it to show I've brought it around town.
It was accepted as a bag. I had to pay DKK 40.
After all, I am aware of how expensive exclusive bags can be.
But also how cheap bags that are not exclusive can be.
Where is the content?
I have poured it out.
If you've poured it down the sink and tried to flush it out...
You will regret it.
So I haven't done it.
Other bags have hopefully increased in value. At least two.
Let's jump to you, Carsten Eskelund.
Yes...
I’m taking my time with it it because I got the same idea as Puk Elgård.
After all between us, Puk Elgård is a genius who has good ideas.
So it is a great compliment that my idea is related to yours.
Have you taken the Fehmarn Bridge, 'cause I couldn’t get a hold of them?
No, I've done something else.
It will be the same, so I'll do it quickly.
What is value to people? Is it value for few or for many?
Well.
As we all know, coastal defence is very close to my heart.
I am very fascinated by the southwest side of Amager
for reasons that are on my mind in terms of placement and address.
The total cost of the dike to be built here is DKK 227 million.
No...!
Yes, it's a lot. - Yeah, but so is 48 billion. also.
The annoying thing about this is that Puk had billions at stake.
I have 227 million in play. Can I ask for the next picture?
I have chosen to begin
the the building process of the dike, myself.
Here we mix cement with a hand mixer.
Here we see...
...the dike erected.
Yes.
Then we go to the technicalities.
It says: "Total price dikes, section 3, 227 million."
I then estimate, conservatively,
that I contributed 15-20 thousand.
I have allowed myself to put in four working hours.
That's how they get you.
VAT at 25% amounts to DKK 4,081.86. Which gives me a total price...
...and now you will think: It was a low number after all that crap...
...of DKK 20,409.31.
Are you impressed? - Yes. - Really or…
Well I’m most impressed about, you invoiced for working time,
but we got the whole presentation for free.
That’s not certain.
Because it turns out
that it is not legal to take coastal security into one's own hands.
"Wanted to save holiday homes: Now the owners will be fined DKK 425,000 for illegal coastal protection"
It's not legal.
If I'm really lucky
then there will be legal proceedings over the 20,409.31 kroner.
Thank you.
We only need one. - We are missing Tobias Dybvad.
I have chosen, like Puk, to outsource the hard work.
No...!
I got the idea very quickly.
I thought: It's Ole Aakjær from Vejle.
I know him. He's a hell of an artist.
So I got Ole Aakjær to cast a piece.
No...!
Wow!
It is a customised Stormester
in the way that... "Time starts now", it says here.
"Memento mori. Remember you are going to die."
"But today you’re alive. Enjoy the day, the party."
Memento mori is a sophisticated version of carpe diem.
Isn't it beautiful? - A lot.
I love this. A small detail is that the clock goes backwards.
So time is counting down, you might say.
Instead of time passing, it works the opposite way.
If you are so interested in life and lengths
then Natasha can tell you when you're going to die.
If you are so interested in it.
Cheers.
I love this artwork. Just leave it there I think.
Absolutely crazy. - Well done! Well done!
I’m going to start with the monetary value,
but also an assessment of: What does value mean in a wider context?
Unfortunately, Mathias, even though I love the idea,
I can't necessarily hop on board
that the idea has increased the value of the cement bag. You get 1 point.
And an extra follower.
You can get on board early, and it can develop quickly.
But I, like most lions, would like to see some kind of turnover figure
so I can value the company. I rate this one 2 points.
Two different construction projects. I'm crazy about Puk's idea.
48 billion. Will we manage without the metro in Copenhagen?
Conversely, I doubt that people stand at the deadline and think:
We can't open. Puk hasn't been here with the last bag.
3 points for Puk, 4 for Carsten. Tobias Dybvad gets the 5 points.
Bravo!
While we get the artwork rolled out, I ask you, Mark:
What are we going to do now? - We have one more task.
Hi, Mark. - Hello, Carsten Eskelund.
Hello. - Why do you say “uh oh”?
I predict this will be difficult.
Hello, Tobias. - Strongman competition? - It might develop into that.
We just have to wear a belt. - Perfect.
Why should we be careful Mark? - Two bathtubs. Belt.
Does it fit like it should? - Yes.
Go ahead. - Thank you.
No...!
"Move the water from the first bathtub to the second bathtub."
"You must wear your belt properly throughout the task."
"Most water moved wins."
“You have 10 minutes.”
"or until there is no more water in the first bathtub."
I guess that's not good.
The water must be moved.
You are attached to a chain, which in turn is attached to two plugs.
If you move too much, you risk pulling the plug out.
Are we going to see some contestants
running around completely chaotically and spilling water everywhere?
Would you like to see Mathias? - Yes.
We'll probably do that too. But... - What?
There is a small twist, Mathias.
I still have my seat belt on.
Why is there a grape over here? I was asked to eat a grape.
And I'm a little surprised that there wasn't a grape to be seen.
But now there is a grape.
That grape has been there the whole time.
No!
Yes.
And... time.
That was funny. - Thank you.
Congratulations, you ate a grape.
We can enroll him in the very first task.
Yes, it's gorgeous. - What was the time?
Natasha took 17 minutes. You did too. Plus 4 hours.
Better late than never. Let's get back to the task at hand.
I ordered some participants who were running around chaotically.
We are going to see Mathias.
But we can’t miss out on you either, Natasha.
Just in case.
Its probably smartest to put the plug back in this bathtub.
Right? - Yeah, yeah.
Oh...!
Stop! Stop!
No...!
No! Damned again.
Now it's panic. Are you ready? Now!
Like that. - Brilliant.
Now its not going anywhere. - Good, you had a whole wheelbarrow.
No!
Go big or go home!
Time is up.
It's really not a lot of water, Mark.
I promise I'll do everything I can.
I am seriously doing everything I can to solve that task very well.
My lawn thanks you for the effort. How has it gone with the water volume?
Natasha, you get to move 7 litres.
We’re left in a bit of doubt. Is it good or bad?
I can give a little hint.
It's really bad.
Mathias... now we’re talking.
You move 26 litres of water and eat a grape.
Okay...! Okay.
Now who will move water? - We are going to you, Puk Elgård.
Uh, now the water is running, Puk Elgård.
Then stop. Now I have to think about it.
The belt is on correctly, but do I have to take the plug out?
I’m allowed to, right? - Yes, yes.
After all, it's just the belt that has to fit properly.
Do you think the others have discovered it? - I don't know.
I have to pee now.
I think that's right. - Time is up.
Wow.
How do you feel about about seeing a loophole?
When you put it like that, I've done it wrong.
In a little while you say: "It was good, you uncorked."
"But you overlooked what makes you fail anyway."
I'm not that mean.
But... - There he is.
After all, we don't know how much water you've moved.
Very much. 85 litres.
Strong.
But there are two that we haven't seen.
Yes, we are going to you, Tobias.
The solution is very similar to Puk. It just has an extra twist.
"Time starts now."
Can I drink it and then piss?
Well, you can just take the plug off.
Some can't pee when others are watching.
Yes, you can.
It's no problem at all.
Ah, I haven't seen that at all.
Very little pee. - Shall I fetch you a Monster?
Its just because I'm afraid of peeing and farting at the same time.
I don't know why I put the limit there.
Time is up.
Tobias, it's not so much that you think:
Could I drink the water and pee in the other tub?
It's more that it's your very first idea.
It comes so fast. - What's the dumbest thing you can do?
May I ask something? - Am I proud of myself? Yes.
Please say that you yourself lifted the plug out of the tub afterwards,
and that a poor intern didn’t have his hand in your piss.
I think it was a production assistant.
I peed in the first bathtub.
I so hope I moved 85 litres and 200 millilitres.
What was the overall result?
It's worse than Puk. But it's still good.
82 litres. Yes.
The last participant is Carsten Eskelund. Mark, what can you say about Carsten?
It's a little tradition that we save a solution for last
because the other four participants might think: Oh, damn it.
It doesn't say I can't move the bathtubs, does it?
I’m allowed to.
God, theres a pipe in my butt.
I guess that was it?
It was yeah Cool.
Strong, Carsten.
Wow. How have you gone from being a man
who overlooks all the clues and calls a locksmith,
to solving a task to perfection?
I have to admit that I am a confidence player.
Some tasks straight through,
others I make so difficult for myself that its nearly second nature.
So this was lucky. It was one of each.
Do you want to match water volume and points
and give us an overview of how they fared?
There's 1 point for you, Natasha. Then there are 3 points for Mathias.
2 for this task, and 1 for the grape.
Then there are 3 points for Dybvad, 4 points for Puk...
but Carsten moved 90 litres of water. 5 points.
Thank you very much. - Well done, Carsten.
A trophy for hottest woman is up for grabs.
Nothing is decided before we have completed the final task.
To everyone's delight, and Dybvad's disappointment,
there are no tubs to piss in.
It's happening on stage right here, right now.
Mark, who will read the task aloud?
You choose yourself.
You think Puck? - I have eye contact with you.
Go ahead. - Then give it to me.
"Write the name of an animal on each side of your die. You have 100 seconds."
And the time begins... now!
Oh my god. I have to sit down. - You may.
Hamster.
Time is up. Now I will, round by round,
describe a category of animals to you.
Then you roll the dice at the same time.
I look at: What animal does each die land on?
The animal that best fits the category I have described,
the contestant who has that die is out of the rest of the competition.
First round. The category is: most boring animal.
Oh...!
Mark, which animals can I choose between?
Gorilla.
An exciting animal, but so far the most boring.
Camel.
Silverfish. - Phew!
Disgusting and boring. - You landed on a shrew.
With mouse you'd have taken over the lead. But the snout of your mouse is pointed.
Rabbit.
Ha! Boring.
You knew it yourself, Tobias.
This time you sit down if you throw the most dangerous animal.
Away you go.
No! - No...! Ugh.
Lion. - Yes, but it is toothless.
Great tit.
Sea cow.
And you landed on goat.
They can be mean,
but the most dangerous animal is a lion, Puk. Sit down. - I know.
That was well played, Puk.
This is the strangest of all things today.
This is really weird.
If animals could write blog posts, there would have been a sea of complaints.
Then there is a shrew who thinks: I am not fucking boring.
Next category is: worst pet.
Hold on. - No!
Camel. - Another camel.
Silverfish.
I'd rather have a goat as a pet than a silverfish.
Natasha, I'm sorry. No, actually I'm not.
Come on Lasse!
Fourth and decisive category. Now it gets exciting:
The animal most reminiscent of the Stormester.
Away you go.
Sorry, Carsten. - Gazelle.
Oh...!
Eagle.
Ooh...!
It is difficult. I’ve reached an age where I don’t lie to myself anymore…
I am not fast and elegant like a gazelle,
but I'm not sharp-sighted and majestic like an eagle either.
Yes!
It's dawning on me now: that's exactly what I am.
Eagle is most reminiscent of the Stormester,
and that is lucky for Mathias,
because that means: Carsten, you must sit down.
No, how good. Congratulations to me!
Well done. - 5 points?
What is the total position?
From tonight, who can declare herself the hottest woman on TV?
The hottest woman on TV is called Carsten Eskelund.
Like that. - Off with you.
It is so well deserved. - You know the way.
Thank you very much.
One serving of sizzling hot lady.
47-year-old Carsten Eskelund. Bon appetit!
If you just turned on, you missed it all.
We'll be back in a week. Thanks for tonight.
Original Danish subtitles: Karl Wagner (Danish Video Text)
English translation: Paul Johnstone
Proofreading and resyncing: u/taskmastermaster