1 00:00:02,400 --> 00:00:04,000 No! 2 00:00:06,280 --> 00:00:08,520 A very strange pirate. 3 00:00:10,800 --> 00:00:14,040 - Are you okay, Poul? - You're fired. 4 00:00:15,760 --> 00:00:19,080 - Remember to follow your dreams. - Hey, 3C. 5 00:00:22,840 --> 00:00:24,040 Stop! 6 00:00:25,040 --> 00:00:27,400 What have I done? 7 00:00:34,800 --> 00:00:39,880 Good evening. Welcome to a brand new season of Stormester. 8 00:00:40,000 --> 00:00:44,440 Tonight, the hunt begins for the most creative, inventive - 9 00:00:44,560 --> 00:00:50,360 - and most desperate mind in one of five of Denmark's funniest heads. 10 00:00:50,480 --> 00:00:53,680 And the heads belong to Ane Høgsberg [comedian]. 11 00:00:56,960 --> 00:01:00,000 David Minerba [comedian]. 12 00:01:00,120 --> 00:01:03,960 Lars Hjortshøj. [comedian, actor, presenter] 13 00:01:04,080 --> 00:01:07,480 Mette Søndergaard. [actor, writer, director] 14 00:01:07,600 --> 00:01:11,280 And Mikkel Klint Thorius. [comedian and actor] 15 00:01:16,760 --> 00:01:22,520 How nice to sit next to your old companion, Mark le Fêvre. 16 00:01:27,480 --> 00:01:30,920 I can see your face, but how are you? 17 00:01:31,040 --> 00:01:33,320 I'm doing really great. 18 00:01:33,440 --> 00:01:38,080 I've come into money. I've become a medical test subject. 19 00:01:38,200 --> 00:01:41,840 I just have to eat seven pills every day. 20 00:01:41,960 --> 00:01:45,520 Okay. And what do those pills do? 21 00:01:45,640 --> 00:01:48,840 I'll be honest. I don't know. 22 00:01:48,960 --> 00:01:52,000 There may be some side effects. 23 00:01:52,120 --> 00:01:56,160 You're supposed to get very broody. 24 00:01:56,280 --> 00:02:01,040 Which explains why the milk is flowing so much. 25 00:02:02,040 --> 00:02:04,160 Otherwise, I'm fine. 26 00:02:06,800 --> 00:02:11,760 We're competing for a prize that a contestant has brought. 27 00:02:11,880 --> 00:02:16,520 Something the contestant really wants to win back - 28 00:02:16,640 --> 00:02:20,360 - because it's meaningful. Who's donated today? 29 00:02:20,480 --> 00:02:26,440 - What did you bring, Lars? - I brought a sum of money. 30 00:02:27,760 --> 00:02:29,960 - Ooh. - Lavish. 31 00:02:30,080 --> 00:02:32,120 Okay. 32 00:02:34,000 --> 00:02:39,000 I've decided to donate my son's children's savings account. 33 00:02:44,640 --> 00:02:48,640 It's important to get a handle on the size of the amount. 34 00:02:48,760 --> 00:02:51,640 Which of the sons? 35 00:02:51,760 --> 00:02:54,440 The newest. 36 00:02:54,560 --> 00:02:58,640 Do we get it now or in 18 years? 37 00:03:00,720 --> 00:03:03,000 It's just that... 38 00:03:04,040 --> 00:03:07,240 It's the first time we're playing for cash. 39 00:03:07,360 --> 00:03:11,720 And the show has missed that. 40 00:03:11,840 --> 00:03:14,560 Agreed. Where do we start? 41 00:03:14,680 --> 00:03:17,480 We'll start with a very simple task - 42 00:03:17,600 --> 00:03:22,120 - that contains some dots and a doorbell. 43 00:03:40,720 --> 00:03:43,560 Hello, Mark le Fêvre. 44 00:03:45,160 --> 00:03:47,600 - Hi, Mark. - What's this now? 45 00:03:47,720 --> 00:03:51,600 It looks like some psychotherapy-psychologist-thing. 46 00:03:53,280 --> 00:03:56,760 - Don't touch it, I sense. - You'll be glad about that. 47 00:03:58,760 --> 00:04:01,600 "Count all the dots on this card." 48 00:04:01,720 --> 00:04:05,440 I hate stuff like this. "You must not touch..." 49 00:04:05,560 --> 00:04:09,920 - "Or mark the card." - "You must answer in 10 minutes." 50 00:04:10,040 --> 00:04:12,840 "Every time the doorbell rings, you must..." 51 00:04:12,960 --> 00:04:16,400 "Open the door and perform the instruction you are given." 52 00:04:16,520 --> 00:04:19,280 Uh, exciting. That's multitasking. 53 00:04:19,400 --> 00:04:24,240 - "Most accurate answer wins." - "Your time starts now." 54 00:04:28,160 --> 00:04:30,560 - What's the tactic? - Ssh. 55 00:04:34,720 --> 00:04:38,880 It's the first task. A super cool start to this season. 56 00:04:39,000 --> 00:04:42,360 My brain short-circuited. You'll experience it in a bit. 57 00:04:42,480 --> 00:04:46,840 That was my Vietnam. It really was. 58 00:04:46,960 --> 00:04:50,280 For the Vietnamese or the Americans? 59 00:04:50,400 --> 00:04:52,360 Both of them. 60 00:04:52,480 --> 00:04:54,920 Here we need to count dots. 61 00:04:55,040 --> 00:04:57,880 The card must not be touched, you must not mark it - 62 00:04:58,000 --> 00:05:02,000 - and instructions must be carried out when the doorbell rings. 63 00:05:02,120 --> 00:05:06,640 - Is there anything else we should know, Mark? - Nah, not really. 64 00:05:06,760 --> 00:05:10,480 I've read online, you know. 65 00:05:12,120 --> 00:05:18,160 Some people write that we like to make our contestants look stupid. 66 00:05:18,280 --> 00:05:22,240 I'd quite like to put that to rest. 67 00:05:22,360 --> 00:05:24,760 Not right now. 68 00:05:24,880 --> 00:05:28,080 Now we'll start by watching Ane, Lars, and Mikkel. 69 00:05:29,280 --> 00:05:32,840 Okay, one can start with the big one. There's one. 70 00:05:35,240 --> 00:05:37,200 Two, three, four. 71 00:05:37,320 --> 00:05:39,320 If we now say... 72 00:05:40,440 --> 00:05:45,720 Then it's time to go and open up. Mark, is it all the way at the front door? 73 00:05:47,760 --> 00:05:49,320 Oh no. 74 00:05:55,680 --> 00:05:59,720 "Wear these glasses until the doorbell rings again." 75 00:05:59,840 --> 00:06:01,160 Yes, thanks. 76 00:06:01,280 --> 00:06:05,000 Ah. Hold on... 77 00:06:05,120 --> 00:06:07,320 - Mark? - Ane? 78 00:06:08,080 --> 00:06:12,360 The dots have changed color. Are they black on white for you? 79 00:06:12,480 --> 00:06:15,120 No, the dots are white. 80 00:06:15,240 --> 00:06:18,880 Right, where was I? Was it 16? 81 00:06:19,000 --> 00:06:23,040 If we divide it into approximately four. 82 00:06:24,840 --> 00:06:27,600 What's the plan right now, Lars? 83 00:06:27,720 --> 00:06:29,440 Shh. 84 00:06:29,560 --> 00:06:35,000 - 10 centimetres there... - Now the doorbell's ringing again, damn it. 85 00:06:35,120 --> 00:06:37,000 Hello. 86 00:06:38,480 --> 00:06:42,400 "Stay behind the barrier posts until the doorbell rings again." 87 00:06:44,640 --> 00:06:46,280 Okay. 88 00:06:53,360 --> 00:06:56,720 Now I have to count those fucking dots. 89 00:06:56,840 --> 00:07:01,360 - Where did I get to? - You said 45 at some point. 90 00:07:01,480 --> 00:07:04,840 - I'm just going to... - Out by the front door. 91 00:07:04,960 --> 00:07:05,840 Mark. 92 00:07:05,960 --> 00:07:09,840 "Put on boxing gloves and an eye patch." 93 00:07:09,960 --> 00:07:13,840 "And count like a pirate until the doorbell rings again." 94 00:07:13,960 --> 00:07:17,120 That's a very strange pirate. 95 00:07:18,760 --> 00:07:23,560 I could understand if you had given me a hook. 96 00:07:23,680 --> 00:07:25,800 56, 57, 58, 59. 97 00:07:25,920 --> 00:07:30,920 I would also have been up for having part of my leg amputated. 98 00:07:33,440 --> 00:07:36,160 I'm just going out to the front door, Mark. 99 00:07:36,280 --> 00:07:41,920 "Put on a swimming cap and goggles and giggle until the doorbell rings again." 100 00:07:44,320 --> 00:07:46,040 Okay. 101 00:07:46,160 --> 00:07:49,920 Are you changing the card when I'm gone? 102 00:07:51,920 --> 00:07:56,360 It's so damn annoying that you interrupt in that way. 103 00:07:56,480 --> 00:07:59,280 It is... yes. 104 00:07:59,400 --> 00:08:01,720 I'm almost there now. 105 00:08:02,600 --> 00:08:07,080 - Oh no. - "Scream during the rest of the task." 106 00:08:07,200 --> 00:08:08,760 Ah! 107 00:08:08,880 --> 00:08:12,440 - No problem. Mark! - I'm coming back! 108 00:08:15,160 --> 00:08:19,560 They're different. Now they're white, and before they were black. 109 00:08:19,680 --> 00:08:21,360 Hey! 110 00:08:22,280 --> 00:08:25,040 Ah! 111 00:08:25,160 --> 00:08:29,120 - 15 times... - Stop it! I can't think! 112 00:08:31,720 --> 00:08:34,160 There are 1,500 dots. 113 00:08:34,280 --> 00:08:39,640 There are 1,612 dots. 114 00:08:39,760 --> 00:08:42,320 300 dots. 115 00:08:42,440 --> 00:08:48,080 I know you've been messing with something. Those dots weren't white the whole time. 116 00:08:48,200 --> 00:08:51,480 At one point they were black, and you know it. 117 00:08:54,600 --> 00:08:58,040 I was going crazy, Mark. 118 00:09:00,440 --> 00:09:04,080 I felt like I was going insane. 119 00:09:04,200 --> 00:09:06,680 You're turning it. 120 00:09:06,800 --> 00:09:11,040 I got so much confidence from watching you guys. 121 00:09:11,160 --> 00:09:16,960 Ane, you're the only one of you three who's thinking: 122 00:09:17,080 --> 00:09:19,880 Isn't he turning the card with the dots? 123 00:09:20,000 --> 00:09:24,640 Still, you're guessing over 1,000 dots lower than Mikkel and Lars. 124 00:09:24,760 --> 00:09:27,600 I completely lost track. 125 00:09:27,720 --> 00:09:33,640 I just said the highest number I could think of. 126 00:09:33,760 --> 00:09:36,480 The three guesses range from 300 to 1,612. 127 00:09:36,600 --> 00:09:40,960 Shall we reveal the correct number, or shall we see one more solution? 128 00:09:41,080 --> 00:09:44,920 Do you want to see both? Then I have great news for you. 129 00:09:45,040 --> 00:09:48,000 His name is David Minerba. 130 00:09:48,120 --> 00:09:52,520 One, two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight, nine, ten... 131 00:09:52,640 --> 00:09:55,520 It's an impossible project. 132 00:09:57,520 --> 00:10:00,600 It's a bit like being drunk. 133 00:10:01,480 --> 00:10:03,240 Ha-ha-ha-ha! 134 00:10:03,360 --> 00:10:06,240 It says 10 x 50 on it. 135 00:10:06,360 --> 00:10:09,800 That could either be because there are 500 dots - 136 00:10:09,920 --> 00:10:14,640 - or because it... Something about it zooming in. 137 00:10:18,960 --> 00:10:21,960 - Is it 10 minutes? - No, closer to 20. 138 00:10:23,760 --> 00:10:25,800 I'm coming. 139 00:10:33,800 --> 00:10:36,600 I think I've figured it out, Mark. 140 00:10:36,720 --> 00:10:39,160 I'm going... whoa. 141 00:10:58,240 --> 00:11:02,520 One, seven, four, two. One, seven... 142 00:11:02,640 --> 00:11:06,440 1,742! 143 00:11:06,560 --> 00:11:09,080 - What are you saying? - 1,742. 144 00:11:10,000 --> 00:11:11,480 Thanks for that. 145 00:11:16,480 --> 00:11:19,240 That's damn annoying. 146 00:11:19,360 --> 00:11:23,000 I almost have to get that cleared up. 147 00:11:23,120 --> 00:11:28,320 Mark, is 1,742 the correct number of dots? 148 00:11:28,440 --> 00:11:34,400 Or is it just the house number I live in this season? 149 00:11:34,520 --> 00:11:38,120 There are 871 dots... 150 00:11:40,440 --> 00:11:44,880 ...on one side, so in total there are 1,742. 151 00:11:48,680 --> 00:11:52,320 Looks like 5 points to David, but we're still missing Mette. 152 00:11:52,440 --> 00:11:58,440 Yes, and a little fun fact is, that Mette is the only participant - 153 00:11:58,560 --> 00:12:03,160 - we've filmed without using a microphone to record the sound. 154 00:12:03,280 --> 00:12:06,080 It's not necessary when you're dealing with... 155 00:12:06,200 --> 00:12:08,800 I am a human megaphone. 156 00:12:08,920 --> 00:12:13,800 You can hear me at weddings and demonstrations. 157 00:12:13,920 --> 00:12:15,680 Mette Søndergaard. 158 00:12:15,800 --> 00:12:20,120 In this area, there were 90. So statistically... 159 00:12:20,240 --> 00:12:27,240 ...a word you can't use here, there would be 90 times five. 160 00:12:30,600 --> 00:12:34,080 - Hello, hello. - It's the front door, Mette. 161 00:12:34,960 --> 00:12:36,760 What's up, Mette? 162 00:12:36,880 --> 00:12:40,320 We're at 700 dots. It's not 100% accurate - 163 00:12:40,440 --> 00:12:43,600 - but I can't count with these on. 164 00:12:43,720 --> 00:12:46,840 There are twice as many of them. I have to count twice the amount. 165 00:12:46,960 --> 00:12:50,920 So that's 1,400. Yeah, that'll be a mess. 166 00:12:51,680 --> 00:12:53,960 Alright, excellent. 167 00:12:54,960 --> 00:12:58,880 Ow, damn it! Oh, it's this barrier. 168 00:12:59,000 --> 00:13:02,400 We can pretend I'm looking at the balls. 169 00:13:02,520 --> 00:13:07,120 It's binoculars. Often used for hunting and birdwatching. 170 00:13:08,960 --> 00:13:14,640 I can't see which way it should face. I can't see a damn thing. 171 00:13:14,760 --> 00:13:18,440 But that's the right way. The big end should face outwards. 172 00:13:18,560 --> 00:13:20,600 [Broken German] A little bit hard in this. 173 00:13:20,720 --> 00:13:25,440 It helps to take off the thing that's in front of the binoculars. 174 00:13:27,320 --> 00:13:28,960 Good. 175 00:13:29,080 --> 00:13:30,920 So! 176 00:13:31,040 --> 00:13:34,120 One, two, three! 177 00:13:43,440 --> 00:13:48,440 My dear lord, mother Jesus, and all his carpenter friends. 178 00:13:48,560 --> 00:13:50,040 Jesus! 179 00:13:50,160 --> 00:13:52,240 For fuck's sake. 180 00:13:54,240 --> 00:13:58,400 Ah, that was really annoying! 181 00:13:58,520 --> 00:14:02,120 - How's it going, Mette? - It's going fine. 182 00:14:02,240 --> 00:14:06,200 I do have a small nut head. That comes in handy. 183 00:14:16,240 --> 00:14:22,200 Yes, thank you. Jesus Christ. "Scream during the rest of the task." 184 00:14:22,320 --> 00:14:26,560 No problem! Welcome to the human megaphone: 185 00:14:26,680 --> 00:14:29,120 Mette Søndergaard Nielsen! 186 00:14:29,240 --> 00:14:33,640 That's what I'm really good at! I can shout loudly! 187 00:14:33,760 --> 00:14:37,800 And I can count really well! 188 00:14:37,920 --> 00:14:42,520 Did you get anything good for breakfast? Bread? 189 00:14:42,640 --> 00:14:47,360 - Do you have a guess? - Yes, 750! That's my guess! 190 00:14:50,560 --> 00:14:53,120 Yes, it's all good. 191 00:14:53,240 --> 00:14:58,760 Can you yourself identify a fork in the road where you might have chosen the wrong way? 192 00:14:58,880 --> 00:15:01,680 I'm damn terrified of being disqualified. 193 00:15:01,800 --> 00:15:07,720 I can't be in the first task. I fucking can't be disqualified. 194 00:15:07,840 --> 00:15:10,840 We have received five guesses on the correct answer. 195 00:15:10,960 --> 00:15:14,680 Now we just need to distribute points for the first time. 196 00:15:14,800 --> 00:15:19,840 There is a single point for Ane, who got gaslighted. 197 00:15:19,960 --> 00:15:25,320 Then there are 2 points for Mette, 3 points for Mikkel, 4 points for Lars. 198 00:15:25,440 --> 00:15:28,440 And David Minerba runs off with 5 points. 199 00:15:32,120 --> 00:15:34,480 Give us one more task. 200 00:15:34,600 --> 00:15:38,640 Let's be honest. That was a bit of a rough start. 201 00:15:38,760 --> 00:15:44,760 If you, as a viewer, enjoyed that, I have really good news. 202 00:15:59,120 --> 00:16:00,680 Hi, Mark. 203 00:16:05,480 --> 00:16:12,200 And here they have simply held an Icelandic man captive. ['Gestur' is Icelandic for 'guest'] 204 00:16:12,320 --> 00:16:14,760 Gestur. 205 00:16:16,080 --> 00:16:19,280 "Give yourself a disadvantage in the next task." 206 00:16:21,080 --> 00:16:23,440 "Biggest disadvantage wins." 207 00:16:23,560 --> 00:16:26,880 "You must announce your disadvantage within two minutes." 208 00:16:27,000 --> 00:16:30,600 "Your time starts now." I could just smash my asthma inhaler. 209 00:16:30,720 --> 00:16:33,320 Then I'm dead. A relatively big disadvantage. 210 00:16:33,440 --> 00:16:37,560 But there's also something about attaching something to your body. 211 00:16:37,680 --> 00:16:40,440 It's a big disadvantage to do it without glasses. 212 00:16:40,560 --> 00:16:43,440 - I'll tape up my leg. - I'm not allowed to bend my fingers. 213 00:16:43,560 --> 00:16:49,440 I would really like to be allowed to carry Mathias Helt on my back. [season 8 contestant] 214 00:16:49,560 --> 00:16:50,960 Okay. 215 00:16:53,160 --> 00:16:55,520 My disadvantage will be - 216 00:16:55,640 --> 00:17:00,920 - that I have to complete the next task - 217 00:17:01,040 --> 00:17:03,640 - with an Icelander. 218 00:17:03,760 --> 00:17:06,800 And blindfolded. 219 00:17:08,160 --> 00:17:12,160 From here, I wish you resounding good luck. 220 00:17:14,480 --> 00:17:19,160 I'm so excited because I'm having a David Minerba moment right now. 221 00:17:19,280 --> 00:17:22,880 Is the Icelander a horse or a person? [There is an Icelandic breed of horse] 222 00:17:23,000 --> 00:17:27,920 - That's a super good question. - It'll be interesting, Lars. 223 00:17:28,040 --> 00:17:32,000 What would obstruct my everyday life the most - 224 00:17:32,120 --> 00:17:35,880 - if I had to live with that inconvenience for eight days? 225 00:17:38,640 --> 00:17:41,760 I wear glasses myself, Ane. 226 00:17:41,880 --> 00:17:46,840 We fuss too much about how little we can do without glasses. 1 point. 227 00:17:46,960 --> 00:17:51,840 Then you drive a big truck without glasses. See what people complain about the most. 228 00:17:51,960 --> 00:17:56,880 If you drive without glasses, or if you drive with an Icelander. 229 00:17:57,000 --> 00:17:59,720 See what the biggest problem is. 230 00:18:00,680 --> 00:18:02,960 Oh, Lasse! 231 00:18:06,440 --> 00:18:08,800 David Minerba, stiff fingers? 232 00:18:08,920 --> 00:18:12,400 The man with the missing leg, Mikkel, gets 3 points. 233 00:18:12,520 --> 00:18:15,920 So, it's between the two that involve a third party. 234 00:18:16,040 --> 00:18:19,600 It's a big disadvantage not being able to see, but there's a helper. 235 00:18:19,720 --> 00:18:21,880 So, 4 points to Lars. 236 00:18:22,000 --> 00:18:26,840 Clearly 5 points for carrying Mathias Helt on your back. 237 00:18:26,960 --> 00:18:28,720 Yes, man! 238 00:18:29,800 --> 00:18:33,280 We can better assess how big the disadvantages are - 239 00:18:33,400 --> 00:18:38,000 - if we get to see the task, while handicapping oneself. 240 00:18:38,120 --> 00:18:43,320 We can start with stiff fingers, no glasses, and a single leg. 241 00:18:50,880 --> 00:18:52,920 Okay. 242 00:18:54,000 --> 00:18:57,400 That's right. There's a hurdle. 243 00:19:01,120 --> 00:19:05,480 Well, then it's just... to read it. 244 00:19:05,600 --> 00:19:07,480 Oh! 245 00:19:07,600 --> 00:19:09,760 "Complete the most tasks." 246 00:19:09,880 --> 00:19:12,720 Are these the tasks? I can't see it. 247 00:19:12,840 --> 00:19:16,600 "The task must be completed before moving on to the next." 248 00:19:16,720 --> 00:19:18,440 "Most completed tasks win." 249 00:19:18,560 --> 00:19:21,760 "If you don't adhere to your handicap, you will be disqualified." 250 00:19:21,880 --> 00:19:25,760 - "You have 15 minutes." - "Your time starts now." 251 00:19:27,440 --> 00:19:29,960 Did you glue them on? 252 00:19:32,920 --> 00:19:36,600 "Shout: 'I have been to all four corners of the earth' in four corners." 253 00:19:36,720 --> 00:19:40,120 "Crawl into your sleeping bag and pack it up properly." 254 00:19:40,240 --> 00:19:42,480 "Talk to Michael." 255 00:19:43,760 --> 00:19:46,480 I have been to all four corners of the earth! 256 00:19:46,600 --> 00:19:48,080 Michael? 257 00:19:48,200 --> 00:19:51,320 I have been to all four corners of the earth! 258 00:19:51,440 --> 00:19:54,040 Nobody here is named Michael. 259 00:19:54,160 --> 00:19:57,400 I have been to all four corners of the earth! 260 00:19:58,520 --> 00:20:01,880 - Who are you calling now? - Jøden [Danish rapper; real name is Michael] 261 00:20:02,000 --> 00:20:05,480 I have been to all four corners of the earth! 262 00:20:05,600 --> 00:20:07,240 It's Michael. 263 00:20:07,360 --> 00:20:10,640 Hi, Michael. Did you have a good 50th? 264 00:20:10,760 --> 00:20:14,840 It was absolutely fantastic. We were at Smukfest. [Danish music festival] 265 00:20:14,960 --> 00:20:18,160 Good to hear. Bye, bye. That counts as a chat. 266 00:20:18,280 --> 00:20:19,880 So. 267 00:20:20,000 --> 00:20:24,520 - "Sit in Mark's house for three minutes." - "Think about what you've done." 268 00:20:24,640 --> 00:20:28,160 - But I haven't done anything! - Fucking disgusting thing. 269 00:20:29,920 --> 00:20:34,560 - I hate waiting, Mark. - What have I done? 270 00:20:37,240 --> 00:20:40,240 Three, two, one, and time. 271 00:20:40,360 --> 00:20:42,640 - Now it's time. - Yes, sir. 272 00:20:46,840 --> 00:20:50,720 - "Throw one of your shoes up..." - "On a roof." 273 00:20:59,440 --> 00:21:03,760 - "Put the bin out by the road." - I can do that. 274 00:21:08,080 --> 00:21:11,560 Hell and damnation, Mark. It's full of water. 275 00:21:11,680 --> 00:21:14,960 - Goodness, so it is. - Mark! 276 00:21:18,160 --> 00:21:20,360 Sorry. 277 00:21:23,320 --> 00:21:28,360 Imagine if I had to do it on one leg. That would have been stupid as hell. 278 00:21:28,480 --> 00:21:31,520 It's trash can time. 279 00:21:32,720 --> 00:21:35,240 Oh well, it's filled with... 280 00:21:39,000 --> 00:21:40,320 Oh! 281 00:21:42,520 --> 00:21:46,920 - "Get the banana down from the tree." - "Crawl all the way into the sleeping bag." 282 00:21:47,040 --> 00:21:49,720 What tree and what banana? 283 00:21:54,200 --> 00:21:58,640 - I can't see any banana. - Let's go then. Fuck. 284 00:22:01,680 --> 00:22:04,600 - Is it up there? - Yeah, yeah. 285 00:22:10,640 --> 00:22:12,600 10 seconds. 286 00:22:12,720 --> 00:22:15,320 - Is it down? - Yes. 287 00:22:15,440 --> 00:22:16,800 Yes! 288 00:22:16,920 --> 00:22:19,840 And time's up. 289 00:22:19,960 --> 00:22:22,680 Your hair is stuck in the branch. 290 00:22:26,640 --> 00:22:29,200 I gave it a headbutt. 291 00:22:33,920 --> 00:22:38,640 When we were filming in the house, it was 30 degrees (86°F) that day. 292 00:22:38,760 --> 00:22:43,720 I was sweating like a pig for the rest of the day after that. 293 00:22:43,840 --> 00:22:49,800 - All my T-shirts have stains. - Welcome to my life. 294 00:22:49,920 --> 00:22:52,440 We have saved the two contestants - 295 00:22:52,560 --> 00:22:57,600 - who selected the biggest disadvantages for themselves. Which of them should we see? 296 00:22:57,720 --> 00:23:03,720 We should see Mette, and then we'll have a very joyful reunion. 297 00:23:03,840 --> 00:23:06,040 I'm talking Mathias Helt. 298 00:23:12,600 --> 00:23:16,040 I felt the same way. 299 00:23:16,160 --> 00:23:20,960 Well, it's also very easy when you don't have to carry Mathias around - 300 00:23:21,080 --> 00:23:24,720 - and his great... talent. 301 00:23:37,520 --> 00:23:39,880 Well, there you are! 302 00:23:40,000 --> 00:23:43,120 Take it easy. The technique is... 303 00:23:43,240 --> 00:23:48,320 Now I'm getting a grip here, and then I'll lift you up. 304 00:23:48,440 --> 00:23:51,880 - Now I'm lifting you. - Have fun. 305 00:23:52,000 --> 00:23:55,200 "Put the bin out on the road." Yeah, thanks. 306 00:23:57,360 --> 00:23:59,120 - Are you okay? - Yeah. 307 00:24:01,640 --> 00:24:05,080 - Empty it of water. - It's full of water. 308 00:24:05,200 --> 00:24:09,360 - Need a little push, Mathias? - Yeah, push me. 309 00:24:14,360 --> 00:24:16,200 Okay. 310 00:24:16,320 --> 00:24:19,400 - Is he up? - Mark le Fêvre is up. 311 00:24:24,040 --> 00:24:26,320 Okay, let's go! 312 00:24:26,440 --> 00:24:30,880 - I can't feel one of my legs. - You're doing great, Mette. 313 00:24:31,000 --> 00:24:33,760 You're almost a fifth of the way. 314 00:24:33,880 --> 00:24:38,440 - Can't we get you up on the bin? - Should I get up on the bin? 315 00:24:38,560 --> 00:24:41,560 - Up! Up! - Then hold on tight. 316 00:24:41,680 --> 00:24:45,080 Shouldn't he be on you? 317 00:24:45,200 --> 00:24:49,480 Now I think you're nitpicking. 318 00:24:49,600 --> 00:24:52,160 Typical. Are there turds laid out? 319 00:24:55,640 --> 00:24:58,000 Yeah, run in and get everything. 320 00:24:58,120 --> 00:25:00,200 - What are you fetching? - A new task. 321 00:25:00,320 --> 00:25:04,280 - He has to be on your back the whole time. - Shut your mouth. 322 00:25:04,400 --> 00:25:08,800 I didn't know that... Damn, he was a bit heavy. 323 00:25:08,920 --> 00:25:13,000 Don't listen to her, Mathias. Don't think about it. 324 00:25:13,120 --> 00:25:17,080 If I'm done now, I'd like to be carried home. 325 00:25:17,200 --> 00:25:19,080 I can't. 326 00:25:24,680 --> 00:25:30,760 You quickly forgot all about your fear of being disqualified. 327 00:25:30,880 --> 00:25:36,440 Yeah, you might be right about that. But I'm also thinking: shoot me. 328 00:25:38,160 --> 00:25:42,560 Because things are going badly. I admit that. 329 00:25:42,680 --> 00:25:46,520 Sometimes all it takes - 330 00:25:46,640 --> 00:25:51,400 - if you're really afraid of something, is to just try it. 331 00:25:51,520 --> 00:25:56,000 You were afraid of being disqualified. Don't worry, Mette. 332 00:25:56,120 --> 00:25:58,480 It's over now. 333 00:25:58,600 --> 00:26:04,280 It's nice that I'm not the only one who had a mental breakdown. 334 00:26:04,400 --> 00:26:10,240 Mark, we're missing the only combined disadvantage. 335 00:26:10,360 --> 00:26:16,120 We are, because now we're going to experience Lars. But also an Icelander. 336 00:26:25,640 --> 00:26:29,080 - Hi, Lars. - Hi. And hi. 337 00:26:29,200 --> 00:26:32,320 - Hi. My name is Oskar. - Hi, Oskar. 338 00:26:32,440 --> 00:26:35,160 [Speaking Icelandic] 339 00:26:35,280 --> 00:26:40,520 - We'll take this one. - [Speaking Icelandic] 340 00:26:41,520 --> 00:26:44,560 I need to fetch...? 341 00:26:44,680 --> 00:26:50,080 - I'll fetch some shoes. One shoe. - [Speaking Icelandic] 342 00:26:50,200 --> 00:26:54,800 - I'll take a shoe. - [Speaking Icelandic] 343 00:26:54,920 --> 00:26:57,640 I have to throw it up on the roof? 344 00:26:57,760 --> 00:26:59,960 Are you ready? 345 00:27:02,120 --> 00:27:06,720 When I asked for an Icelander, I thought it would be a horse. 346 00:27:06,840 --> 00:27:12,480 - [Speaking Icelandic] 347 00:27:13,640 --> 00:27:16,120 I have 30 minutes. 348 00:27:16,240 --> 00:27:20,120 - I have three hours. - [Speaking Icelandic] 349 00:27:21,160 --> 00:27:25,720 This is really uphill. I need to find an axe. 350 00:27:25,840 --> 00:27:28,880 - [Speaking Icelandic] - A discarded axe? 351 00:27:29,000 --> 00:27:33,000 [Speaking Icelandic] 352 00:27:33,120 --> 00:27:37,040 - Okay, I need to think. - [Speaking Icelandic] 353 00:27:38,880 --> 00:27:41,000 I'm thinking. 354 00:27:41,120 --> 00:27:45,040 [Speaking Icelandic] 355 00:27:45,160 --> 00:27:48,680 We need to get a banana. Is it up in a tree? 356 00:27:48,800 --> 00:27:50,560 [Speaking Icelandic] 357 00:27:50,680 --> 00:27:54,200 Is it above my head? You must be able to reach that banana. 358 00:27:56,440 --> 00:27:59,040 [Speaking Icelandic] 359 00:27:59,160 --> 00:28:02,720 - Should we go out to the road? - [Speaking Icelandic] 360 00:28:02,840 --> 00:28:05,240 Garbage bin? 361 00:28:07,600 --> 00:28:12,280 Ah! Garbage bin! Out to the road. 362 00:28:12,400 --> 00:28:15,720 That's the garbage bin. We'll take that. 363 00:28:19,080 --> 00:28:20,840 Are you helping? 364 00:28:23,440 --> 00:28:25,240 So? 365 00:28:25,360 --> 00:28:30,520 - Are your other senses heightened? - They are. The sense of touch. 366 00:28:30,640 --> 00:28:34,800 In return, my critical sense has completely disappeared. 367 00:28:34,920 --> 00:28:37,640 10 seconds. 368 00:28:37,760 --> 00:28:40,520 - Like that. - [Speaking Icelandic] 369 00:28:40,640 --> 00:28:43,200 - Stop here? - And time's up. 370 00:28:47,200 --> 00:28:49,360 Hey, Oskar. 371 00:28:50,520 --> 00:28:55,240 What the hell would you have done with a horse and a blindfold? 372 00:28:55,360 --> 00:29:00,240 If the task is to create an obstacle for yourself... 373 00:29:00,360 --> 00:29:06,720 Isn't that right? And they can be completely insane. 374 00:29:06,840 --> 00:29:10,520 Just getting a regular Icelander to trot. 375 00:29:10,640 --> 00:29:13,040 Impossible. Tölt. [ambling gait used by Icelandic horses] 376 00:29:18,560 --> 00:29:22,560 David tops the list with five solved tasks. How did Lars do? 377 00:29:22,680 --> 00:29:25,880 Three were completed, as many as Mikkel. 378 00:29:26,000 --> 00:29:29,680 Which means that there is zero for Mette, 379 00:29:29,800 --> 00:29:35,040 3 points to Mikkel and Lars, 4 points to Ane, and 5 points to David. 380 00:29:38,560 --> 00:29:41,040 There are five creative people. 381 00:29:41,160 --> 00:29:45,520 How about finding something that puts their artistic abilities to the test? 382 00:29:45,640 --> 00:29:49,080 Are we in the mood for taking the musical route? 383 00:29:49,200 --> 00:29:51,400 Ooh la la. 384 00:30:07,080 --> 00:30:09,360 - Hello? - Hi, Lars. 385 00:30:09,480 --> 00:30:13,040 Yes. There's a music room. 386 00:30:13,160 --> 00:30:15,480 Shall we jam a little? 387 00:30:24,320 --> 00:30:27,560 - "Write a children's song..." - "About an adult problem." 388 00:30:27,680 --> 00:30:33,160 - See, this is right up my alley. - "Most successful children's song wins." 389 00:30:33,280 --> 00:30:35,920 - "You have one hour." - "Your time starts now." 390 00:30:36,040 --> 00:30:39,360 - Have you experienced adult problems? - Plenty. 391 00:30:39,480 --> 00:30:42,840 Taxes, laundry, paying rent. 392 00:30:42,960 --> 00:30:47,120 - Empty fridge. Unfaithful partner. - Classic. 393 00:30:47,240 --> 00:30:50,120 I haven't experienced that, but cool that you're opening up. 394 00:30:51,440 --> 00:30:54,640 - Depression. - I have water in my basement. 395 00:30:56,640 --> 00:30:58,320 The housing market is fucked. 396 00:30:58,440 --> 00:31:03,040 I'm supposed to have a carpet delivered from Tæppeland [carpet company]. They just won't come. 397 00:31:03,160 --> 00:31:08,080 ♪ The wheels on the bus go round and round, round and round. ♪ 398 00:31:08,200 --> 00:31:12,400 What about poor sperm quality? ♪ Round and round, round and round. ♪ 399 00:31:12,520 --> 00:31:15,600 Fear of death. ♪ Round and round, round and round. ♪ 400 00:31:15,720 --> 00:31:17,240 The ideas are flowing. 401 00:31:17,360 --> 00:31:20,640 There's bullying in workplaces. 402 00:31:20,760 --> 00:31:26,160 I've done a lot of that. Done it. I'm no loser, Mark. 403 00:31:26,280 --> 00:31:28,520 A big adult problem is - 404 00:31:28,640 --> 00:31:34,960 - making a meal plan without having spaghetti bolognese four out of seven days. 405 00:31:41,040 --> 00:31:44,920 There are enough adult problems to choose from among the five suggestions. 406 00:31:45,040 --> 00:31:50,120 What problems are best suited for a children's song? Where do we start? 407 00:31:50,240 --> 00:31:54,160 This is our little tribute to 'X Factor'. 408 00:31:54,280 --> 00:31:59,240 The early programmes, where people have to be sent home. 409 00:32:00,280 --> 00:32:04,400 - Now we'll start with you, Ane. - Why not? 410 00:32:06,760 --> 00:32:12,680 ♪ I went down to Netto's land. There I met my husband. ♪ [Netto is a discount grocery chain] 411 00:32:12,800 --> 00:32:18,600 ♪ He said and then asked: What shall we have to eat? ♪ 412 00:32:18,720 --> 00:32:23,920 ♪ I said lentil patties, patties, patties. ♪ 413 00:32:24,040 --> 00:32:29,640 ♪ He said if it was patties, he would kill himself. ♪ 414 00:32:31,800 --> 00:32:38,040 ♪ I went down to Netto's land. There I met my husband. ♪ 415 00:32:38,160 --> 00:32:42,800 ♪ He said and then asked... ♪ 416 00:32:46,960 --> 00:32:50,160 ♪ What shall we have to eat? ♪ 417 00:32:50,280 --> 00:32:56,360 ♪ We should probably go to Bone's, go to Bone's, go to Bone's. ♪ [American inspired restaurant chain] 418 00:32:56,480 --> 00:33:01,040 ♪ Then we have to make meal plans... ♪ 419 00:33:04,480 --> 00:33:10,160 ♪ ...for dad next week. ♪ 420 00:33:15,240 --> 00:33:19,880 Ane, you have my attention through every single verse. 421 00:33:20,000 --> 00:33:25,680 I'm thinking: "Any minute now, I'll find out why she has a guitar." 422 00:33:25,800 --> 00:33:29,600 For the same reason as Niels Hausgaard. [Danish singer-songwriter and comedian] 423 00:33:29,720 --> 00:33:33,720 To keep the rhythm and hide the belly. 424 00:33:33,840 --> 00:33:39,120 There are plenty of songs left. Who shall we entertain the ear canals with next? 425 00:33:39,240 --> 00:33:44,280 We're jumping to you, Mikkel. And it makes me want to ask: 426 00:33:46,720 --> 00:33:49,360 How many years have you played guitar? 427 00:33:49,480 --> 00:33:54,600 15 years. But it's an on/off relationship I have with that guitar. 428 00:33:54,720 --> 00:33:57,120 I play really badly. 429 00:33:57,240 --> 00:34:01,440 I can play the first four chords of 'Wonderwall'. 430 00:34:01,560 --> 00:34:05,160 Then my repertoire goes steadily downhill from there. 431 00:34:05,280 --> 00:34:09,520 Let's hear a man who knows four chords. 432 00:34:09,640 --> 00:34:12,640 - Hi, 3C. - Hi. 433 00:34:12,760 --> 00:34:17,280 I have written a song that I hope you will sing along with me. 434 00:34:19,200 --> 00:34:22,960 ♪ Soon you life begins. ♪ 435 00:34:23,080 --> 00:34:26,920 ♪ You choose what you want to be. ♪ 436 00:34:27,040 --> 00:34:30,200 ♪ Just as long as it contributes to ♪ 437 00:34:30,320 --> 00:34:34,040 ♪ our awesome treasury. ♪ 438 00:34:34,160 --> 00:34:36,800 When you have to choose what you want to do: 439 00:34:36,920 --> 00:34:40,000 We need nurses and craftsmen. 440 00:34:40,120 --> 00:34:42,760 We can feed pigs with psychologists. 441 00:34:42,880 --> 00:34:45,960 ♪ Then you have to have some kids. ♪ 442 00:34:46,080 --> 00:34:51,120 ♪ It's not that great, but you get child support. ♪ 443 00:34:51,240 --> 00:34:55,000 ♪ And if you think one child is enough ♪ 444 00:34:55,120 --> 00:34:59,080 ♪ you're gonna be disappointed. ♪ 445 00:34:59,200 --> 00:35:03,400 You don't just get a child. It's also a future taxpayer. 446 00:35:04,640 --> 00:35:08,280 ♪ Then you have to go to a nursing home. ♪ 447 00:35:08,400 --> 00:35:12,080 ♪ There's a shortage of hands. And teeth. ♪ 448 00:35:12,200 --> 00:35:16,040 ♪ It's a robot that's going to wipe your ass ♪ 449 00:35:16,160 --> 00:35:20,280 ♪ when you get really old. ♪ 450 00:35:20,400 --> 00:35:23,240 Yeah! Woohoo! 451 00:35:23,360 --> 00:35:25,000 That's all from me! 452 00:35:27,360 --> 00:35:30,120 They'll learn it sooner or later. 453 00:35:30,240 --> 00:35:34,000 It was just as hard for them to hear about societal problems - 454 00:35:34,120 --> 00:35:37,440 - as it was to hear me play guitar. 455 00:35:37,560 --> 00:35:41,320 - May I request another song? - We're getting to Lars. 456 00:35:41,440 --> 00:35:45,760 This comes straight from the heart: Have you prepared something? 457 00:35:45,880 --> 00:35:51,200 Yes. I was asked to write a song within 60 minutes. 458 00:35:51,320 --> 00:35:56,080 I did. And it turned out so good - 459 00:35:56,200 --> 00:36:00,280 - that it deserves to be lifted even higher. 460 00:36:00,400 --> 00:36:05,600 Please give a warm welcome to Ørum Vocal Academy. 461 00:36:13,720 --> 00:36:16,920 ♪ He's a man of almost 60. ♪ 462 00:36:17,040 --> 00:36:20,080 ♪ His stomach hurts so bad. ♪ 463 00:36:20,200 --> 00:36:25,640 ♪ Because no-one cheers when he preps for disasters and war. ♪ 464 00:36:25,760 --> 00:36:28,840 ♪ He hoards wildly every single day ♪ 465 00:36:28,960 --> 00:36:31,680 ♪ with both lobster and tails. ♪ 466 00:36:31,800 --> 00:36:37,680 ♪ And cheese from buffaloes with truffle flavour, and real cakes with sour cream. ♪ 467 00:36:37,800 --> 00:36:43,520 ♪ He buys dill every single day. He uses it in his dressing. ♪ 468 00:36:43,640 --> 00:36:48,880 ♪ And the Amarone, his wife drinks it. And Coca-Cola and ice cream. ♪ 469 00:36:49,000 --> 00:36:51,880 ♪ He wears sportswear, but looks like Hjortshøj. ♪ 470 00:36:52,000 --> 00:36:54,680 ♪ It's tight around his stomach. ♪ 471 00:36:54,800 --> 00:37:00,240 ♪ It's all squeezing, because he forgets about disasters and war. ♪ 472 00:37:00,360 --> 00:37:02,720 Thank you. 473 00:37:11,400 --> 00:37:16,567 That's a straight disqualification, as I see it. 474 00:37:17,840 --> 00:37:23,160 We were supposed to sing it ourselves. - I don't think that's clear. 475 00:37:23,280 --> 00:37:27,000 I think it's weird that you know so many young children. 476 00:37:27,120 --> 00:37:31,320 The task was: "Make a children's song about an adult problem." 477 00:37:31,440 --> 00:37:34,480 Could I have avoided playing the guitar? 478 00:37:35,760 --> 00:37:39,840 I've written a gripping text about prepping. 479 00:37:39,960 --> 00:37:42,880 But ended up eating it. 480 00:37:44,160 --> 00:37:49,320 Because if I prep, it's often very perishable goods. 481 00:37:49,440 --> 00:37:51,680 Lobster, for example. 482 00:37:51,800 --> 00:37:55,880 - You prep for 24 hours at a time? - Yes. Maximum. 483 00:37:56,000 --> 00:38:01,240 He's ancient. He lives every day like it's his last. 484 00:38:01,360 --> 00:38:06,200 - Who are we hearing now, Mark? - We're skipping to David. 485 00:38:06,320 --> 00:38:11,040 We're in the genre of lullabies. But within the subgenre: 486 00:38:11,160 --> 00:38:15,440 Good luck falling asleep after you've heard this. 487 00:38:20,440 --> 00:38:24,320 ♪ There are many things in the world I despise. ♪ 488 00:38:25,400 --> 00:38:29,120 ♪ War tax, people over 40, train guards. ♪ 489 00:38:30,320 --> 00:38:34,040 ♪ And I'm not so fond of a movie with a deep moral. ♪ 490 00:38:34,160 --> 00:38:35,400 ♪ Oh no, a moral. ♪ 491 00:38:35,520 --> 00:38:39,080 ♪ I'm wavy, when I'm going to sleep like corals. ♪ 492 00:38:39,200 --> 00:38:40,640 ♪ Blop, blop. ♪ 493 00:38:40,760 --> 00:38:44,640 ♪ I'm tired and just want to sleep. ♪ 494 00:38:45,760 --> 00:38:50,360 ♪ Thoughts about death. Whoops, now I'm suddenly awake. ♪ 495 00:38:50,480 --> 00:38:55,480 ♪ I'm tired, and I just want to sleep. ♪ 496 00:38:55,600 --> 00:39:00,480 ♪ Thoughts about death. And now I'm suddenly awake. ♪ 497 00:39:05,400 --> 00:39:07,440 ♪ Take it away. ♪ 498 00:39:16,040 --> 00:39:19,520 ♪ Have you thought about this? Have you remembered this? ♪ 499 00:39:19,640 --> 00:39:23,240 ♪ Haven't you forgotten this? Your child isn't yours anymore. ♪ 500 00:39:23,360 --> 00:39:27,160 ♪ Your wife left you. Death is coming soon. ♪ 501 00:39:27,280 --> 00:39:31,000 ♪ You need a bath. Death is coming soon. ♪ 502 00:39:31,120 --> 00:39:34,560 ♪ Have you thought about this? Have you remembered this? ♪ 503 00:39:34,680 --> 00:39:38,440 ♪ Have you forgotten this? You're worthless. ♪ 504 00:39:40,040 --> 00:39:41,840 Sleep well. 505 00:39:46,520 --> 00:39:49,400 That's quite a banger. 506 00:39:49,520 --> 00:39:55,933 It makes me look at you, David, and say: "Åh Abe". ['Oh Monkey'; Danish children's song] 507 00:39:56,840 --> 00:40:01,320 He doesn't know what it means. You're the new Mek Pek [creator of 'Åh Abe']. 508 00:40:01,440 --> 00:40:04,960 You have all sorts of references I don't understand. 509 00:40:05,080 --> 00:40:09,560 - I don't want to be called Prick. - Mek Pek. Not Mek Prick. 510 00:40:09,680 --> 00:40:14,080 It doesn't work any better just because you say it with a lot of attitude. 511 00:40:14,200 --> 00:40:18,216 Your head will explode when I tell you about Muddi og Salamidrengene. ['90s children's music band] 512 00:40:18,240 --> 00:40:21,120 I know of Muddi. 513 00:40:21,240 --> 00:40:24,440 It's that tomato sauce thing. 514 00:40:24,560 --> 00:40:27,800 - No, no. - It's good. 515 00:40:27,920 --> 00:40:30,800 I find it hard to guess your age. 516 00:40:30,920 --> 00:40:35,840 - I'm 23. We've been over this. - Anyone can say that. 517 00:40:35,960 --> 00:40:38,680 Not if it's you guys. 518 00:40:41,400 --> 00:40:44,760 Stop doing that. What's that now? 519 00:40:44,880 --> 00:40:49,640 - But it was a damn good song. - It was super good. 520 00:40:49,760 --> 00:40:54,080 It's not a girls' choir, but it's okay. 521 00:40:54,200 --> 00:40:57,640 We still need to hear from Mette Søndergaard. 522 00:40:59,320 --> 00:41:03,600 I'm looking forward to seeing what you think. 523 00:41:06,400 --> 00:41:10,480 ♪ Goodnight, my little darling. Close your eyes now. ♪ 524 00:41:10,600 --> 00:41:15,240 ♪ Despite monsters under the bed, and trolls in your shoes. ♪ 525 00:41:15,360 --> 00:41:20,400 ♪ The big, ugly carpet man, who's so slimy and weird, ♪ 526 00:41:20,520 --> 00:41:26,320 ♪ You shouldn't fear him, for he never comes here. ♪ 527 00:41:27,067 --> 00:41:31,867 ♪ It's been eight weeks since Auntie's carpet was supposed to be delivered. ♪ 528 00:41:31,987 --> 00:41:36,947 ♪ That ridiculous carpet man should fucking be liquidated. ♪ 529 00:41:37,067 --> 00:41:41,387 ♪ Maybe the stupid fool took my carpet and flew away. ♪ 530 00:41:41,507 --> 00:41:46,907 ♪ Like a flying dumbass, he's Hodja from Shitsville. ♪ [Reference to 'Hodja fra Pjort' by Ole Lund Kirkegaard] 531 00:41:47,027 --> 00:41:52,147 ♪ Fly safely to dreamland. Fear not the ugly carpet man. ♪ 532 00:41:52,267 --> 00:41:57,627 ♪ Because Frederik from Tæppeland, he never comes here. ♪ 533 00:41:59,147 --> 00:42:03,907 ♪ The municipality laid fibre optics and dug a huge hole. ♪ 534 00:42:04,027 --> 00:42:08,387 ♪ A cloudburst turned into mould in the carpet on my floor. ♪ 535 00:42:08,507 --> 00:42:13,147 ♪ So now there's water in the bed, and my basement, it's wet. ♪ 536 00:42:13,267 --> 00:42:18,907 ♪ The insurance company is laughing, because "We don't cover that kind of thing." ♪ 537 00:42:19,027 --> 00:42:24,387 ♪ But sleep tight, Auntie's seashell. May you have really sweet dreams. ♪ 538 00:42:24,507 --> 00:42:29,707 ♪ But not about Tæppeland's lousy shitty service and Trustpilot in red. ♪ 539 00:42:29,827 --> 00:42:35,347 ♪ You have, like, a van, so just get the carpet packed and fucking drive! ♪ 540 00:42:35,467 --> 00:42:40,347 ♪ I've seriously never experienced such a fucking shitty supplier. ♪ 541 00:42:40,467 --> 00:42:46,107 ♪ Fly safely off to dreamland. Fear not the ugly carpet man. ♪ 542 00:42:46,227 --> 00:42:51,347 ♪ Because Frederik, who can't do anything, from fucking shitty Tæppeland ♪ 543 00:42:51,467 --> 00:42:55,634 ♪ is dumber than custard, and should have his dick cut off ♪ 544 00:42:55,733 --> 00:42:58,646 ♪ and be flushed away with bathwater. ♪ 545 00:42:58,667 --> 00:43:03,347 ♪ The fucking ugly carpet man! ♪ 546 00:43:04,147 --> 00:43:07,347 ♪ He never comes here. ♪ 547 00:43:07,467 --> 00:43:09,827 Sleep well, honey. Goodnight. 548 00:43:19,587 --> 00:43:23,147 You are not allowed to visit my child. 549 00:43:23,267 --> 00:43:27,747 Is it your own production? It sounded damn good. 550 00:43:27,867 --> 00:43:30,707 You're really talented. 551 00:43:30,827 --> 00:43:34,627 What did you say, when you meant I was talented? 552 00:43:34,747 --> 00:43:39,467 - You're a singer-songwriter. - We all are. 553 00:43:40,947 --> 00:43:42,867 But it was good. 554 00:43:42,987 --> 00:43:47,787 Should we give some points? I acknowledge the adult problem. 555 00:43:47,907 --> 00:43:51,507 I missed the guitar coming in. Ane, you get 1 point. 556 00:43:51,627 --> 00:43:54,107 I completely forgot I was participating. 557 00:43:54,227 --> 00:43:59,387 2 points to the one who's happiest that Ane is also here, Mikkel. 558 00:43:59,507 --> 00:44:05,107 Lars, you're up for 3 points. David, 4 points. 5 to Mette. 559 00:44:08,627 --> 00:44:10,787 Thanks. 560 00:44:10,907 --> 00:44:15,187 Mark, I'm thinking we might be able to raise the 'wet' level. 561 00:44:15,307 --> 00:44:18,027 Do we have anything wet to offer? 562 00:44:18,147 --> 00:44:21,947 Yeah, I can't write lyrics like rock stars. 563 00:44:22,067 --> 00:44:27,427 But we're going from the ugly carpet man to a large glass of juice. 564 00:44:48,627 --> 00:44:50,547 Hello. 565 00:44:55,387 --> 00:44:57,107 Hi, David. 566 00:44:57,227 --> 00:45:00,907 - It's cosy. - It's disgusting here. 567 00:45:04,147 --> 00:45:07,027 "Get the red water in the vase." 568 00:45:07,147 --> 00:45:10,267 "If you spill, you're disqualified." 569 00:45:11,187 --> 00:45:13,867 If it's just a drop. 570 00:45:14,427 --> 00:45:16,627 "You must not leave the laboratory." 571 00:45:16,747 --> 00:45:21,147 - "Fastest wins." - "Your time starts now." Complete stress. 572 00:45:22,667 --> 00:45:26,867 - Okay. - That's the red water. That's the vase. 573 00:45:26,987 --> 00:45:31,427 This is weird. What the hell am I supposed to use that for? 574 00:45:33,867 --> 00:45:38,667 Red water in the vase, please. If you spill a single drop, it will lead to - 575 00:45:38,787 --> 00:45:42,627 - as you would say in your family, David - descalificación [Spanish]. 576 00:45:42,747 --> 00:45:44,107 Si. 577 00:45:44,227 --> 00:45:49,867 - Anything else relevant to know? - They were not allowed to leave the room. 578 00:45:49,987 --> 00:45:54,387 We had placed all usable tools - 579 00:45:54,507 --> 00:45:57,627 - on the table right in front of you. 580 00:45:57,747 --> 00:46:01,347 Are we going to see those who use some of those things? 581 00:46:01,467 --> 00:46:03,627 No. 582 00:46:03,747 --> 00:46:06,507 No, we're going to Mikkel and Lars. 583 00:46:06,627 --> 00:46:09,107 I have an idea. 584 00:46:12,747 --> 00:46:16,467 I want to work with a combination - 585 00:46:16,587 --> 00:46:20,227 - of fine motor skills and origami. 586 00:46:20,347 --> 00:46:23,627 - Do you like folding? - Love folding. 587 00:46:23,747 --> 00:46:26,907 Just watch this, my friend. 588 00:46:34,147 --> 00:46:37,707 It's really stuck on there. 589 00:46:37,827 --> 00:46:40,707 - You've glued the shit down! - Yeah. 590 00:46:40,827 --> 00:46:43,507 - For fuck's sake! - Any other ideas? 591 00:46:46,267 --> 00:46:48,267 No, I have nothing. 592 00:46:48,387 --> 00:46:53,947 If it was hollow, Mark, like a straw - 593 00:46:54,067 --> 00:46:57,347 - then I would have done that. Like that. 594 00:47:00,707 --> 00:47:04,787 That's gonna be good. Goddamn, this is good. 595 00:47:04,907 --> 00:47:08,067 Can you come and hold here? 596 00:47:08,187 --> 00:47:12,987 This looks fucking great. You know what happens when I tip the table? 597 00:47:13,107 --> 00:47:14,947 I fear a spill. 598 00:47:15,067 --> 00:47:17,947 Can you see it? It's fucking genius. 599 00:47:18,067 --> 00:47:20,787 How do we get it to tip? 600 00:47:22,547 --> 00:47:28,027 - Are we back to folding? - Yeah. Take a look here, Mark. 601 00:47:28,147 --> 00:47:31,627 Can you like... with your hip? 602 00:47:33,267 --> 00:47:36,907 I don't know if that's possible. 603 00:47:37,027 --> 00:47:40,267 - Do I look like Tom Cruise right now? - No. 604 00:47:42,587 --> 00:47:45,347 Come on, Mark! Come on, Mark! 605 00:47:49,547 --> 00:47:52,027 Yes, like that. Fuck! 606 00:47:57,507 --> 00:48:00,347 I spilled. 607 00:48:00,467 --> 00:48:03,947 - Yeah, there's a little. - Hey, hey. 608 00:48:06,867 --> 00:48:09,587 The plate is glued to the table. 609 00:48:09,707 --> 00:48:13,107 If only we had a straw. 610 00:48:13,227 --> 00:48:19,107 Pretty quickly, you both sweep everything on the table off the table. 611 00:48:19,227 --> 00:48:21,427 Exactly. 612 00:48:21,547 --> 00:48:24,347 You had left a box of matches. 613 00:48:24,467 --> 00:48:25,947 Yeah. 614 00:48:26,067 --> 00:48:28,147 I can't... 615 00:48:28,267 --> 00:48:31,907 - What? So what? - We can come back to that. 616 00:48:32,027 --> 00:48:35,467 Two contestants spill and are disqualified. 617 00:48:35,587 --> 00:48:38,707 - Who should we see now? - Mette and David. 618 00:48:38,827 --> 00:48:43,387 If I may quote you, Hjortshøj: "I wish there was a straw." 619 00:48:47,187 --> 00:48:48,507 Easy. 620 00:48:48,627 --> 00:48:51,067 They definitely have to go. 621 00:48:52,027 --> 00:48:54,067 Did you spot that right away? 622 00:48:54,187 --> 00:48:58,387 If you can't see it, you shouldn't be on the show. 623 00:48:58,507 --> 00:48:59,747 Okay. 624 00:49:06,547 --> 00:49:09,587 I've actually had a lot of water in my basement. 625 00:49:10,787 --> 00:49:12,747 Yeah... 626 00:49:42,267 --> 00:49:46,227 - Some spit came with it. - What else does it say? 627 00:49:46,347 --> 00:49:52,627 "If you spill, you're disqual..." Ugh, that's fucking annoying! 628 00:49:52,747 --> 00:49:54,947 What if I clean it up? 629 00:50:02,347 --> 00:50:05,387 - I'm done. - You're welcome. 630 00:50:05,507 --> 00:50:08,987 Awesome, Archimedes. I'm out. 631 00:50:14,587 --> 00:50:18,347 So promising from both of you. But you spilled. 632 00:50:19,467 --> 00:50:22,507 What can I say? My body is my instrument. 633 00:50:22,627 --> 00:50:27,907 If you had done that in the basement, there wouldn't have been water down there for long. 634 00:50:28,627 --> 00:50:32,747 I'm also going to disqualify you. You spilled! 635 00:50:33,467 --> 00:50:36,747 - Less than the others. - Stop that. 636 00:50:42,947 --> 00:50:46,747 That's four times zero so far. I'm stand by my... 637 00:50:46,867 --> 00:50:51,547 - Wow, you look happy, Ane. - I've never felt so good. 638 00:50:51,667 --> 00:50:55,227 Mikkel, you asked: "Why the hell are there matches?" 639 00:50:55,347 --> 00:50:58,187 You're going to look so stupid. 640 00:51:01,187 --> 00:51:03,587 That's a straw, Mark. 641 00:51:06,427 --> 00:51:10,947 Why are the candle and the paper there? And the matches? 642 00:51:11,467 --> 00:51:15,107 It's not just a piece of paper. 643 00:51:15,227 --> 00:51:17,947 Can you see there's something written on it? 644 00:51:18,067 --> 00:51:21,027 There's something written here. Can't you see it? 645 00:51:28,027 --> 00:51:31,187 "Candle on plate." 646 00:51:31,307 --> 00:51:33,467 "Vase on candle." 647 00:51:33,587 --> 00:51:36,507 Now I'm putting the candle on the plate. 648 00:51:40,867 --> 00:51:43,867 "Vase on candle." Okay. 649 00:51:46,827 --> 00:51:51,667 Everything within me says that when I do this, the candle will go out. 650 00:51:59,947 --> 00:52:02,427 Mark, watch this. 651 00:52:02,547 --> 00:52:04,907 It's rising! 652 00:52:08,867 --> 00:52:10,867 I think it's safe. 653 00:52:12,707 --> 00:52:14,547 No! 654 00:52:18,627 --> 00:52:20,987 It's still working. 655 00:52:21,107 --> 00:52:23,667 Phew. Did you feel that too? 656 00:52:23,787 --> 00:52:28,907 Wow, man. I thought that was great, Mark. 657 00:52:31,667 --> 00:52:35,187 I bow down in the dust. Damn, that's impressive. 658 00:52:35,967 --> 00:52:39,127 If you can't spot the paper - 659 00:52:39,247 --> 00:52:42,487 - then you shouldn't be on the show. 660 00:52:42,707 --> 00:52:47,307 On the other hand, best solution, Ane. There are zero points for four of them - 661 00:52:47,427 --> 00:52:52,187 - and a clear 5 points for Ane, who solved the task exemplarily. 662 00:52:55,987 --> 00:53:01,907 But there's one last chance to take cash home. 663 00:53:02,027 --> 00:53:05,707 Because the final task is unfolding here on stage right now. 664 00:53:09,507 --> 00:53:15,107 This season's last first task. Who's going to read it out? 665 00:53:15,227 --> 00:53:18,867 Lars Hjortshøj, would you like to read this out? 666 00:53:18,987 --> 00:53:21,747 With pleasure. Listen to this. 667 00:53:22,867 --> 00:53:28,707 "Write a letter and put it on the board. You have 10 seconds." 668 00:53:30,707 --> 00:53:34,267 ♪ A, B, C, D... ♪ 669 00:53:34,387 --> 00:53:38,027 Put it on the board within the time limit. Yes, please. 670 00:53:38,147 --> 00:53:40,467 Shall we hear part two? 671 00:53:40,587 --> 00:53:45,947 - Lars, would you read this out? - Ah, now I think... 672 00:53:46,067 --> 00:53:48,987 "Write an answer to the questions." 673 00:53:49,107 --> 00:53:54,547 "The last correct answer on the board each round is out." 674 00:53:54,667 --> 00:53:57,227 - Are you with me on that? - Not at all. 675 00:53:57,347 --> 00:54:00,587 What does that have to do with our letters? 676 00:54:00,707 --> 00:54:05,147 We consider the entire alphabet to be biting itself in the butt. 677 00:54:05,267 --> 00:54:10,467 That is, before A comes Å, and after Å comes A. 678 00:54:10,587 --> 00:54:12,507 Are you ready? 679 00:54:12,627 --> 00:54:16,467 Mark le Fêvre, on my signal, your signal. Go. 680 00:54:16,587 --> 00:54:18,867 Yippee-ki-yay, Mark. 681 00:54:21,507 --> 00:54:26,667 What is a country that starts with the letter three letters before yours? 682 00:54:26,787 --> 00:54:31,667 A country that starts... 683 00:54:31,787 --> 00:54:36,187 ...with the letter three letters before what you've written. 684 00:54:36,307 --> 00:54:40,547 - Oh, I wrote a continent. - There's no country that does that. 685 00:54:40,667 --> 00:54:44,267 Honduras from Mikkel is approved. Mikkel is through. 686 00:54:51,347 --> 00:54:53,907 David is through. Two are through. 687 00:54:54,027 --> 00:54:56,787 It says Ækvator [Equator]. 688 00:54:56,907 --> 00:55:01,027 I cannot approve that. However, Lars is through. 689 00:55:01,147 --> 00:55:05,707 We only need Ane and Mette. The fastest with an approved answer... 690 00:55:05,827 --> 00:55:08,787 I only know continents. 691 00:55:08,907 --> 00:55:12,827 Africa, Asia... Or regions. 692 00:55:12,947 --> 00:55:15,507 Ananasland [Pineappleland]. 693 00:55:16,907 --> 00:55:19,227 Does anyone know a country with Æ? 694 00:55:19,347 --> 00:55:21,747 Yes, man! 695 00:55:22,267 --> 00:55:26,867 And Mette, with help from the audience, is through. 696 00:55:27,947 --> 00:55:29,627 Thanks. 697 00:55:29,747 --> 00:55:32,227 I acknowledge my defeat. 698 00:55:35,347 --> 00:55:39,907 The next question is: 699 00:55:40,027 --> 00:55:46,467 What is a food item that starts with the letter 28 letters after yours? 700 00:55:46,587 --> 00:55:49,627 ♪ A, B, C, D, E, F, G... ♪ 701 00:55:52,387 --> 00:55:56,547 - What about this one? - What do we have here? 702 00:55:56,667 --> 00:55:59,867 David, that's good. 703 00:56:03,187 --> 00:56:07,627 - How many letters are there? - 28. 704 00:56:07,747 --> 00:56:10,627 - No, unfortunately. - You have to remember W. 705 00:56:10,747 --> 00:56:13,147 Yes, please, Mette. 706 00:56:14,827 --> 00:56:19,587 No, Lars. I can't approve that. 707 00:56:19,707 --> 00:56:22,947 Yes, thank you. Mikkel Klint Thorius gets it. 708 00:56:23,547 --> 00:56:26,827 Lars, take a seat on the chair behind you. 709 00:56:31,347 --> 00:56:33,427 We are down to three participants. 710 00:56:33,547 --> 00:56:38,787 The third question: What is an animal that is bigger than a cat - 711 00:56:38,907 --> 00:56:42,747 - that starts with the letter nine letters after yours? 712 00:56:43,267 --> 00:56:44,747 Oh yeah...! 713 00:56:46,347 --> 00:56:49,307 ♪ ...E, F, G, H, I, J, K... ♪ 714 00:56:51,187 --> 00:56:55,987 - Lasse, I wrote Quasimodo. - They can be 10 metres long. 715 00:56:56,107 --> 00:57:00,067 I'll take that one, that one. Yes, please. 716 00:57:00,187 --> 00:57:02,587 No, I cannot approve that. 717 00:57:02,707 --> 00:57:05,987 - I can approve Mikkel. - Insane game! 718 00:57:06,107 --> 00:57:09,507 - Goodbye, David. - ♪ He's out! ♪ 719 00:57:11,507 --> 00:57:15,307 This was a particularly difficult task for David. 720 00:57:15,427 --> 00:57:20,187 He had the letter Q, and went with Quasimodo. 721 00:57:20,307 --> 00:57:24,147 That story is about Quasimodo not being an animal. 722 00:57:24,267 --> 00:57:28,107 - I'll sit down. - The field is reduced to two. 723 00:57:28,227 --> 00:57:31,347 - Shut up, man. - Are you ready? 724 00:57:31,467 --> 00:57:35,347 What is a word with more than eight letters - 725 00:57:35,467 --> 00:57:39,627 - that begins with the letter 16 letters before yours? 726 00:57:39,747 --> 00:57:41,667 L, M, N... 727 00:57:47,347 --> 00:57:51,547 - I don't know the alphabet. - There's a song you can use. 728 00:57:51,667 --> 00:57:55,907 ♪ A, B, C, D, E, F, G, H, I, J, K, L, M, N... ♪ What? 729 00:57:57,107 --> 00:58:00,147 How have I gotten this far in the quiz? 730 00:58:00,267 --> 00:58:04,147 So that's 13 after Å, back... 731 00:58:05,107 --> 00:58:07,387 No, unfortunately. 732 00:58:07,507 --> 00:58:11,027 It was just a shot in the dark. Relax. 733 00:58:12,907 --> 00:58:14,747 U? Q? 734 00:58:14,867 --> 00:58:16,867 Come on. U? 735 00:58:16,987 --> 00:58:19,027 No. No. 736 00:58:19,147 --> 00:58:23,707 - Owl pellet. - I can't accept that. 737 00:58:23,827 --> 00:58:27,547 - Quesadilla is with Q. - Yes, please. 738 00:58:27,667 --> 00:58:31,507 Then Mikkel Klint Thorius is approved! 739 00:58:31,627 --> 00:58:35,467 Damn it, man! That's so frustrating. 740 00:58:35,587 --> 00:58:38,907 - What a fight. - And... 741 00:58:42,147 --> 00:58:45,307 I don't even know what it means. 742 00:58:45,827 --> 00:58:47,547 Who walks away from here - 743 00:58:47,667 --> 00:58:51,907 - with a children's savings account that was supposed to be for a small child? 744 00:58:52,027 --> 00:58:55,747 The winner is... David Minerba! 745 00:59:07,867 --> 00:59:10,907 David Minerba has put himself in the lead. 746 00:59:11,027 --> 00:59:14,187 How it goes in the next seven programmes, you'll find out. 747 00:59:14,307 --> 00:59:17,907 If you've just tuned in, you've missed the whole thing. 748 00:59:18,027 --> 00:59:19,200 Thank you for tonight. 749 00:59:20,900 --> 00:59:23,633 Original Danish subtitles: Karl Wagner (Dansk Video Tekst) 750 00:59:24,367 --> 00:59:27,167 Proofreading and adjustments: Chaya Friis and u/Taskmastermaster