No!
A very strange pirate.
- Are you okay, Poul? - You're fired.
- Remember to follow your dreams. - Hey, 3C.
Stop!
What have I done?
Good evening. Welcome to Stormester.
The show for people who think a little too outside the box -
- and say yes to tasks that most would say no to.
The five competing this season are Ane Høgsberg.
David Minerba.
Lars Hjortshøj.
Mette Søndergaard.
And Mikkel Klint Thorius.
This is where I belong, next to you.
This is Mark le Fêvre.
This is our status update on your life.
- Is there anything new? - Yeah, something pretty nice, because...
Let's get started with the show. Who's brought a prize?
Something pretty cool has happened -
- because Mikkel Klint Thorius has something that requires white gloves.
It's an heirloom that's been in my family for generations.
I don't know how old it is.
- Are those museum gloves? - They don't change the colour of your hands.
It's the Casper & Mandrilaftalen DVD box set.
[Danish Dadaist and satirical cult TV sketch show, starring Lasse Rimmer and Lars Hjortshøj]
That's you. And you.
- You're in it. - Yeah.
As I explained to David, it's something called a DVD.
I still need the explanation.
Lars probably already has it.
I don't think so. Or what? Why would you have it?
- Are you a fan of it? - Yeah.
Mark, where do we start?
We're going to test the contestants' sense of time -
- but certainly also their vocabulary.
- Hello? - Welcome.
- May I come in? - You're most welcome. Come on in.
Step closer.
You've got a really cosy place here.
Something about time? Is this a tiny piano?
Right.
"Leave Mark's house exactly 20 minutes after you entered."
"Closest to the correct time wins."
Damn.
"During that time, you must write and say exactly 40 words."
"The words must have fewer or the same number of letters as the previous word."
"The time started when you entered Mark's house."
I'm a comedian and used to performing in time slots.
- How does it usually go? - I have a timer in my pocket.
Excellent.
- How long do you think it's been? - Well, at least...
I have no bloody idea.
Mark, it's two tasks in one.
It's about sensing when 20 minutes have passed.
So why the words?
The words spice it up. Otherwise, it would be boring as hell to watch.
You don't need to show all 20 minutes.
Are we going to watch 80 minutes of us now?
- You mean 100, right? - 100 minutes of us.
Who should we start with?
Let's take Mikkel, Mette, and David.
"Each word must have fewer..."
"...or the same number of letters as the previous one."
- I need to start with a long word. - Freshwater fish [a compound word].
- That's a long word. - Psychology class.
Gross Domestic Product. [another compound word]
- Scuffle. - Tandem bicycle.
- I have to do 40? - Yes.
- It's harder than you think. - Let's just go. I'm good with words.
- How long have you been in there? - Seven.
- How much time has passed? - Six minutes.
- 40 is a long way off. - We're going down in the number of letters.
- What's a four-letter word? - Wise. That's me.
I'm so bad at this, it's taking exactly 20 minutes.
Can you give me a beat? It's easier for me.
Armchair. It's so arm... chair.
I guess you can just write names. For example, Vibeke.
Pick. Shut.
- Mette. Jette. - Drunk.
Ida. Ada.
I'm allowed to write the same word.
I. One, two, three, four, five, six...
And 40.
Now I'll read my list of words.
- Now I have to hurry out. - 20 minutes.
Yes.
- Did you like the beat? - You need to get better for the next task.
Mikkel Klint Thorius, if you think you'll get approved -
- for writing 'I' over 20 times -
- then you're right, because it follows the rules.
- I was actually proud of that. - Ugh, that's annoying.
David, you think it's been six minutes, when it's been 2:17.
So I pause my mental time.
And continue. Start it up again.
When one performs with you, you do between 30 seconds and 40 minutes.
In my head, it's always ten.
- Do you have any times? - Hell yeah.
We can start with you, David. You were supposed to be in there for 20 minutes.
Your mental time is always 10 minutes. Close. 12 minutes, then you were out.
That's fine.
Mette, you're out after 23 minutes and 15 seconds.
- Mikkel... - That's pretty good.
Yeah, but Mikkel is out after 21 minutes and 49 seconds.
That's great.
Great!
I'd like to see more solutions.
Could you tempt us with a slightly smarter way to solve the problem?
One could write the 40 words -
- and then notice the many things that make it easy to measure time.
Were you thinking of something like that? Good, because that was a setup for Ane.
Fewer or the same. I can choose that they all have three letters.
Now I write 'mum', 'dad', and 'hat'.
- Crap. - There it was.
And toot. Boom. I think that was 40.
- How long do you think it's been? - Eight minutes.
There are many clocks. There's also a clock there. Hourglass.
Is one of those clocks... Is that one 20 minutes?
- Is it still running? - Yes.
It hasn't been 20 minutes. I can feel it.
- How long do you think it's been? - 18 minutes.
- Do you go over time when you perform? - I never do.
So there's a good chance you'll hit 20 right on the mark?
I'm going for 19:58.
Mark, I'm going out now!
- At the stroke of 20? - Yes.
It's Mark's fault. Because time goes by so damn fast when you're having fun.
Come on.
If only it was the right man you were flattering, but it's just Mark.
You're not fooled by that kind of thing. So, 5 points for me.
Think about it. No, that wasn't very good.
I really like that you're looking at an hourglass.
And you flatly deny that it was a 20-minute hourglass.
I could just tell that it wasn't.
- I can tell that it was. - I can see that on you.
How long did she stay? What was the total time?
28 minutes and 29 seconds.
But it was just cosy. Really cosy.
Mark, we're missing some people. What can you say about Lars?
I can say about Lars that time flies when you're having fun,
and especially when the conversation just flows naturally.
- Did you decorate this yourself? - Yes.
None of this here is level.
There's a compass.
There's a task, if you want to do it.
No.
- Your favourite freshwater fish? - Salmon.
If a salmon is going to spawn, it goes up a fish ladder.
Are you a Huguenot? Have you never driven north of Aarhus?
When I was a child, almost everyone had a sundial.
I don't experience you as Danish. The Parisian toast isn't Danish either.
But I've been a scout.
It looks like sweetbreads. Do you like it?
- What's in the basket? - Nothing. I've met them all.
The only thing about the tartlet is that you can't eat it neatly.
Several of them owe me money.
Just like if you have something stuck on your tongue.
- What's the task? - It says inside the task.
Alright. Just looking.
And already now you can see, 20 seconds have passed.
"Leave Mark's house..."
"...exactly 20 minutes after you came in."
"You must write and say exactly 40 words along the way."
"The time started when you entered Mark's house." What the hell.
"Closest to the right time wins."
They don't even care about the words, for crying out loud.
- You're not gonna pull a fast one on me. - Don't you want to write the 40?
No, it says closest to the right time.
Not closest to the right number of words.
- I can read between the lines, can't I? - You can't be fooled that easily.
Just a personal errand: Hi, Mum.
When you say, "Why don't you call a little more often?" That's why.
You've got plenty of time.
I felt like I'd moved in permanently.
That's why I don't get invited to many things.
How long is it between -
- Lars entering your house until he reads the task aloud?
Lars must leave the house after 20 minutes.
You open the task after 19 minutes and 37 seconds.
Okay. What is going on?
That is the absolute best solution to half of the task.
Yes, thank you.
And a completely unacceptable solution to the other half.
You probably should have said 40 minutes.
We're ranking you by who was closest to 20 minutes.
To be considered, you must write and say 40 words -
- that are the same length or shorter than the last one. You didn't do that.
You are disqualified. But you two had a nice chat.
Right, so we're ready to distribute points -
- from Lars' egg [zero] upwards.
That's zero points for you, Lars.
2 points to Ane, 3 points to David, 4 points to Mette -
- and 5 points to Mikkel Klint Thorius.
I'd like something where we get a little distracted.
We're moving on to an exciting task. Sometimes it happens -
- that a contestant says: "This is the worst thing I've ever done."
We're going to see such a lovely moment now, because now we're meeting Lis.
- Oh no. - Oh no! No, I'm going home!
- Hi, Mark. - Hi, Ane.
- Hi. - Hello.
- My name is Lars. - Lis.
- Who is that, Mark? - It's Lis.
What's she doing here? I thought it was my day.
- Do you know what we're doing, Lis? - There's a letter for you there.
- Hope it'll be nice. - Oh yeah. Okay.
- "Entertain Lis." - "Entertain Lis."
- "You have 10 minutes." - "The most entertained Lis wins."
"The time starts now." It's already going pretty well.
- Do you feel entertained? - Yeah...
How many of you felt -
- that these 10 minutes lasted longer than the previous task's 20 minutes?
Lis is a qualified judge when it comes to entertainment.
Because Lis Rytter is one of the oldest performers -
- on the Danish stand-up scene. No offence, Lars.
I'm so looking forward to it.
I'd rather give birth to 20 children -
- than do that again, or see it.
Ane, you better get your legs up in those stirrups, because...
We're going to see Mette, and why Ane would rather give birth to 20 children.
- Sorry, I'm just saying. - Our careers are over now.
What did one sign say to the other?
"Are you married?" "No, I'm divorced." ['sign' and 'divorce' are spelled the same]
- What was your name again? - Lis Rytter.
Lis Rytter?
What's red and green and goes round and round and round?
- I don't know. - A frog in a blender.
Have you considered that thing with Thermos flasks?
How do they know whether to keep it cold or hot?
Where...
Why am I so bad?
What about... Do you like...
- Something bad is coming now. - Do you like funny faces?
That didn't work.
That was probably the most uncomfortable thing in my entire life.
- How much time is left? - Three good minutes.
I've never felt as bad as I do right now. Where...
Lis Rytter...
...in the house!
Good friends can also be silent together.
Lis!
Are you in? Lis Rytter at my private show!
You have a lot of energy.
Time's up.
I'm sorry, Lis.
- That's crazy. - Sorry, Lis.
- I hope we'll see each other again. - Yeah.
She doesn't mean that.
We did what we could.
You're 100% in agreement on what a funny face is.
- Yeah, we totally agree. - That one? Yeah.
When you see it, Ane... Birth or entertaining Lis?
When would you prefer to have an epidural?
I wish for Lis, that she could get an epidural -
- so she wouldn't have to go through that.
When I say the thing about the kettle, or the Thermos -
- I think: "It can't get any lower than this."
Then it does, when I move my body towards her.
It feels like doing active euthanasia. It was awful.
- So awful. - Is she okay today?
She had plenty of zest for life when she arrived.
- No-one has seen her since. - You're not allowed to do that.
- Are you blaming yourself? - Me and Ane. Cuff us up.
Those were at least two ideas for entertaining Lis Rytter.
I almost don't dare to ask, Mark. What are we moving on to now?
We're moving on to two experienced entertainers. We're going to see Lars Hjortshøj.
We're also going to see Mikkel show examples of -
- why he is one of Denmark's most respected comedians.
- I like... - I misread.
We're going to see why he WAS one of Denmark's most respected comedians.
You're from... You're near Randers.
I was just about to say: You mustn't say Randers.
So, what I'm guessing also entertains you is...
...your grandchildren.
A little.
- How many do you have? - Three.
I have two grandchildren that I've borrowed but forgotten to return.
Haven't you tried that at the library?
Three bananas.
I once forgot my daughter.
I've also thrown her outside in the snow.
I've done that too. I've never told anyone.
I saw someone on TV, who had a banana sideways.
Yeah.
It's lovely to meet you, Lis. My time is up.
- Are you entertained? - Yes, very much.
I'm glad to hear it.
Oh...!
Mikkel Klint Thorius.
I see myself as a satirical comedian.
Here you choose to go with a silly wig, fez, and bananas.
Is it from your next show, 'Sons of the Desert's Sons'? [reference to 'Ørkenens Sønners' / 'Desert's Sons' a Danish comedy quartet who wore fezzes]
I know what works on old ladies.
Until she says: "I've seen a guy with a banana sideways in his mouth."
Lis thinks: That man's talking out of his ass, and now I'm going to humiliate him to the max.
Strangely enough, I feel better about what Mette and I did now.
That was more dignified.
When I laughed at you, I had forgotten what I myself had done.
You didn't say a single line. You just banana it all the way.
My tactic was to show her how many bananas I can eat.
After three minutes, I had gobbled down four or five bananas.
Then there are seven minutes left. And then I started to panic a little.
Mark, we're missing David.
Yeah. I nailed this.
Let's see if David nails Lis.
- Are you Christian? - Yes.
- Would you like to hear a song about Jesus? - Yes, I would.
♪ Got it like Christ. A glass of wine and a bad girl. ♪
♪ A body there ain't water in. Just call me Daddy. ♪
♪ Praise the Lord. Fucking the whole game with Jesus, call it angel porn. ♪
♪ Smoked a joint with Jesus, smoked a joint with Jesus. ♪
Come on, Lis. ♪ Smoked a joint with Jesus, smoked a joint with Jesus. ♪
♪ Smoked a joint with Jesus. I got high with Jesus. ♪
Normally I actually get applause, Lis. No, it's too late now.
I could set you up with my grandfather.
My grandmother died not that long ago.
Now we're really going to have a good time.
You and me. How old are you?
- 80. - My grandfather is also 80.
If you give him another year, and you both survive, then...
- We'll see. - Time's up.
- Do you want the Jesus song again? - No, it was actually terrible.
Your attempt to set Lis up with your grandfather -
- who just became a widower, which you begin with:
"If you give him another year, and you both survive..."
I don't understand what's wrong.
Promise me you'll never sign up to be a volunteer visitor.
I fucking like Lis, but in many ways,
incredibly boring person.
She didn't have that facial expression when I was eating bananas, did she?
- Yes. - A lot of the time.
You can guess who she felt most entertained by.
We asked Lis. So Mark...
Points and justifications from Lis Rytter herself. Let's hear it.
Excellent. 1 point to Ane with the justification: "Not so funny."
That's not the first person to say that.
2 points to Mette with the justification: "A little better than the other one."
- Yeah. - That's okay. It's deserved.
3 points to Lars with the words: "More nice than funny."
Mikkel, David, we're in the top tier now.
No, it's too crazy that the banana man...
That the creepy banana man without words -
- is funnier than me and Ane?
I know what old ladies want.
Lis said about both of you: "It was strange, but entertaining."
The most strange and entertaining participant was, according to Lis:
David Minerba with 5 points. And 4 points to Mikkel.
You nailed her.
I'm available for bookings for weddings and funerals.
How do you feel about Lis sitting right out here?
- Hi, Lis! - Hi, Lis.
We love you, Lis.
Yeah, sit down, Lis.
"Not that funny." Huh, Lis?
Who's on the big stage, Lis?
And who's sitting down in row 17?
- Right? - Hi, Lis.
Does anyone have 19 bananas?
It's nice to have you here, Lis. More nice than funny.
Shall we land a little softly? What do you have for us?
A task that combines two of my favourite things starting with 'F'.
Namely outdated technology and... fish.
No!
- You pressed the iPad, Mark. - Did you do something?
The time is running. No, here's fish and tapes.
- Fish. - Fish. Delicious.
I had one of those. I got it for my confirmation.
This is a cassette tape player.
Do I sense a slight advantage? Have you arranged a challenge -
- specifically designed for boomer-Lars?
- Hey. - There's something inside.
A silverfish.
- "Play this cassette tape..." - "...and follow the instructions." Yes, please.
What's a cassette tape, Mark?
What the fuck is this?
What the fuck?
Fastest. Fastest.
When.
What?
You.
The next tape you have to play is perch.
Okay.
It would be nice if it said which one was the perch.
I'd rather entertain Lis 20 times -
- than watch that clip again.
Some of you are too young to remember cassette tapes.
And Lars is getting really close to forgetting what they are.
So we thought that was very fair. Who's first?
We need to see Mikkel, and we need to see why Ane seems so stressed.
How am I supposed to know which one of them is a perch?
I think this is a trout.
Then we only have nine fish left.
I'll just start from one end.
Are you saying 'pussy'?
Draw. When.
The time.
- The room. - Space? [sounds very similar]
The next tape you have to play is flounder.
♪ Tuscany dromedary... ♪ [Jacob Taarnhøj's song from the 2019 Christmas special]
No thanks.
What kind of relic is this?
These four fish are all the same.
The next tape you have to play is crucian carp.
Admit that you don't know either. You just have the big fish dictionary.
No, I usually use my poster.
Mark!
Is there a poster with the fish?
Where's that poster?
There's no poster. I don't feel like looking for it.
- Ta-da! - This is a crucian carp.
Crucian carp. That's the one.
♪ Tuscany dromedary... ♪
Wins.
I've completely lost track of things.
Fastest. You. A. Wins. You. The room.
Started. Came. Draw. The time. Into.
"The time started when you came into the room."
Now I have to draw something.
Draw.
Draw a what, Mark?
Should I draw space?
I understand what it says, but what the heck should I draw?
- Should I draw a dromedary, Mark? - Should I draw a fish?
- Fish. - Fish!
I'm drawing a fish and space.
Should I draw a fish?
Is that it?
And time. And time.
- That's a lie. - It's true.
Well done.
Ane, where could that freshwater fish poster be?
In your line of sight, where you were looking at it for 28 minutes and 29 seconds?
Longer than any other participant.
I'm not exactly proud of it myself.
You have to imagine it was something you had a really hard time with.
Then you can panic a little. I've completely lost track of -
- where I am, what I'm doing, and what my name is.
At one point, one of the cameramen fell asleep. He flatlined.
You finished the task. You drew a fish.
But the sun did set.
- Do you have any times for them? - Yes.
If they seem a bit pressured -
- it's because they're staring at freshwater fish.
In Mikkel's case, for 33 minutes.
Ane... 28 minutes.
Oh! Goodness, no. I thought it was much worse.
That was as long as in your house.
Yeah, it actually is.
We have two results. Ane Høgsberg is in the lead.
I'm the best.
That's pretty insane.
Mark, do you have more fish enthusiasts lined up?
I do. But I also have David.
- You're probably really good. - Yeah, I am.
My girlfriend is actually quite the fish enthusiast... ic.
- What's up? - Hey, honey. You gotta help me out.
You boasted about being good with fish.
- Not Danish ones. I know aquarium fish. - Don't these come in aquariums?
- Not that often, I think. - I'll talk to Mark for a sec.
Don't wanna talk anymore.
One could also just search for what a perch is. Ha!
The next tape you have to play is flounder.
It's the flatfish! Crucian carp. Yes, please.
Draw.
I have to draw a fish?
And time.
I feel like I've cheated a little.
It's probably just the overwhelming IQ, one forgets I have.
You hear the word 'draw'. And think: 'dick'.
- It could very well be a dick. - That's as good as space.
It's better.
It also seems like it's an incredibly quick solution.
- What do the numbers say? - They don't lie. Eight minutes...
No...
Eight minutes before he draws a dick.
But you get a fish drawn after 12 minutes and 25 seconds.
Insane.
We've known each other for a few years, Lars.
I remember you fancied yourself as a DJ in your youth.
- Really? - Yeah.
I'm pretty good at operating a cassette player.
What was your DJ name?
- Did you scratch on cassette tapes? - Yes, I had recorded scratches.
My DJ name?
Odin.
Look forward to Saturday night at Søften Inn.
DJ Odin will come and press play on the cassette recorder.
DJ Odin, take it away.
Perch.
Note to self: Record clues. CD. Next time...
Yeah.
- There's a CD here. - So there is.
Draw. A. Fish.
Time. Started.
When. You. Came.
Into. The. Room.
And time.
- Bloody brilliant. - Yeah.
Lars...!
Do your old DJ fingers sense that there's some newer technology?
I was almost magnetically drawn over there.
I have no recollection of reading the task.
Is it fun to solve a task without having an existential crisis?
- I don't know. - I know Lars pretty well.
I can't rule out that Lars isn't going through an existential crisis.
- He's just hiding it so well. - It's a crazy trauma.
- What did Lars do right here? - You listened to the tape with the bream on it.
There's a little hint that you should go to the CD player -
- where there's a CD that explains exactly what to do.
You all listened to the bream tape all the way through.
But it requires Lars' patience.
Time. Time.
For god's sake, stay in the room.
Wait 20 minutes before you read the task.
What were you doing all that time?
- Talking to Mark. - About fish. We were having a good time.
- Calling your accountant? - Yeah. Booking some DJ gigs.
And you managed all those things in... how long?
Thoroughness takes time.
It turns into 19 minutes, a little slower than David.
But the solution that's invited -
- when you're encouraged to listen to the perch tape...
What kind of path leads to the answer?
The actual wording of the task is recorded on four out of the 10 tapes.
Then it's cut up. If you've found the four correct tapes -
- put them in their own players and play them simultaneously -
- it comes out perfectly smoothly: "Draw a fish."
Smart thinking. It's not your fault there are five idiots here.
Now you've explained the other way to solve the problem,
- shall we see Mette do it now? - We should definitely see Mette now.
- This is London. - Fastest.
When. You.
It's like I have to play tapes at the same time,
because then you'll get full sentences.
Then it's ready. Come on.
Now it's getting really exciting.
Draw. A. Fish.
Fastest. Wins.
- The time. - Wins?
- Started. When. - Shut the hell up.
- Are you any closer to what you need to do? - Not at all.
Does it have something to do with who's been on before? Jacob Taarnhøj.
Damn, she's cracked the code.
- Note to self: Record clues. - Thomas Warberg.
He definitely has other people's vocal ear.
Yeah, yeah. Shut up, Jesper Ole. [clip of Jesper's proposal song from season 7]
Fish.
We've heard that.
Whatever. One more.
No, I've fucking heard that one.
Gone. You're done.
Mark le Fêvre.
It's gotten dark outside.
I'm going to start crying soon. I'm gonna lose it.
The... The words I got are fastest, perch, space, fish.
- You didn't write the others down. - No, that's a damn shame.
You still have all the tapes right there.
Draw.
Draw?
Now I'm just drawing something. This could be a fish.
And time.
I have no words.
That space was haunted.
That was an insane task. I thought: I'm going insane now.
You're right, the sun set.
Going up and down and up and down.
Whoa, that was one you could feel.
You solved the task. You drew a fish. Then the timer stopped. And what did it say?
If it seems like you're splitting at the seams -
- it's because it took you 1 hour and 8 minutes.
- Mark... - Yeah.
The reason we work so well together is the timing.
Yeah.
Mark, what can you entertain us with?
It's very difficult for me to just predict that.
Órale, Mark.
- Hey, Mark. - Cut it out, man.
You've outdone yourself there. I think so.
Órale.
500.
"Do the most unpredictable thing when the countdown reaches zero."
"Most unpredictable act wins."
"The countdown starts now." Most unpredictable?
I feel like smashing something.
- Is there a plan? - No, Mark.
I had a feeling.
500 seconds. For minute enthusiasts, that's 8 minutes and 20 seconds.
For Ane, it's a solid 20 minutes.
You have that time to prepare something unpredictable. Where do we start?
We just need to see a balding man in his 50s. But also you, Lars.
- What's up, Lars? - I'm getting there.
That was the wrong kind of drum.
Is this how you spend your workdays?
Starting the clock and waiting for the time to go home.
Now we're down to 17 seconds.
- Is time up? - When we hit zero.
Three, two, one...
Crazy, he's wild.
Now.
Hi, Mum. Shut the hell up, man.
I'm on Stormester, even though I'm the slightly irrelevant one.
Who the hell are you?
I have these with me, Mark. Now comes the unpredictable.
I am able, with the help of these two sticks -
- to pick up a packet of yeast.
- There's 50 grams of yeast. Right? - Right.
My name is Mark. I am 50 years old.
And I live in a lovely house.
This is the reason why baking never became big in Asia.
- Weren't you surprised? - Yes, and many other feelings.
- Yep. - That's good.
Now you have to stop that.
That's my guy.
That was Mark le Fêvre from television, right?
David, do you sincerely believe that Mark is 50 years old?
I'd like to know that too.
Answer!
I think everyone here is about the same age.
Plus/minus.
It's a 23-year-old man, who's roasting when he goes for:
"Look at me. I have a lovely house and a woman I love."
"And children and two lovely dogs."
Fuck, that's embarrassing for him.
Live!
- Lars, entrance on the Viking zebra? - Yes.
The surprising thing, many would think, was the Viking zebra.
But then I'm adding another layer.
Two lovely, unpredictable proposals, Mark. So there are three left.
Is there anything else on the back? No.
The most unpredictable...
Do you want to hear my bad idea? It was to make out with you.
- Hey. - Hey.
Now it's a little less predictable...
I'm expecting some music.
This one's really lovely.
- How are you otherwise? - How much time is left?
- 80. - Good time.
I can go out and practice a little.
Four, three, two...
...one, zero.
Was that yeast?
Now.
Do you want a bell pepper?
Yes, I'd like that.
You didn't see that coming.
You damn well didn't expect that.
Where were you hiding the bell pepper, Mikkel?
I didn't realise you were going to eat it. I had it in the back of my underwear.
So you pick it up and hand it to Mark.
The most unpredictable of all was that you ate from it.
Ane, if you'd had the yeast in the same place...
- I can't rule it out. - What's with you guys and yeast?
- Did you swallow it? - Some of it.
Not all of it. That was the plan.
But several on the production team told me that it's a bit dangerous.
It's actually not healthy. You can swell up.
In the throat. It's not healthy.
If you had to do the most entertaining thing in 500 seconds -
- it was a close race. Five entertaining solutions.
Now I'm going to rank you based on what was the most unpredictable.
I wish there was a way to do that.
Unless I had made a list in advance -
- of the things that would be most predictable.
- I know I wrote that list. - The list that was in the room?
Was that where it was?
"ATTACK MARK TAKE CLOTHES OFF ZEBRA"
"COSTUME CHANGE LOUD AND SUDDEN SOUND FART"
You have both zebra and taking off your clothes.
- I was looking. - Did he?
You even lifted it a little. Then you couldn't be bothered.
I thought: "They wouldn't think of that."
Yes, they would.
Getting Mark to eat an ass bell pepper isn't on there.
How many of them did things that were predicted by me?
We have costume change bingo with David.
Lars comes in on a zebra.
Mikkel, if there was bingo before, there's a full card now.
You did a costume change, took off your clothes, came in with the zebra -
- and there was a loud noise.
I can't help but make loud noises. I do it all the time.
I'm handing out points here. Least predictable: Mikkel.
Then there are 2 points for David's version of Mark.
Lars picking up yeast was one of the most unpredictable things,
but then you also fell into the zebra trap. So it's between Ane and Mette.
Ane, if you just...
...hadn't spat the yeast out again -
- then I would have thought: "I hadn't counted on that."
Then she would have died.
That would also have been unpredictable.
- I understand the decision. - It only costs you a single point.
That's 4 for you and 5 for the double recorder nose, Mette.
Thank you so much.
Thank you for that.
- But. - Nothing.
- Is. - Decided.
- Before. - The final task.
- Which. - Unfolds.
- On. - The.
- Stage. - Right.
- Here. - Right.
Now.
The course is chalked out to a T. Who's going to read the final task aloud?
- Mikkel, wouldn't you like to? - You bet your ass I would.
"Deliver the best compliment on an egg to the Taskmaster."
"It must be delivered on your remote-controlled car" -
- "which must drive correctly through the course."
"You must stay within the markings. You have 100 seconds."
"Best compliment wins. Time starts on Mark's signal."
So, compliments need to be delivered written on the eggs.
The course starts at your pedestal. Then you have to drive up over the bridge.
And then the egg and car need to go to the marking.
I have points from five to one.
That's assuming that I get five different compliments.
There are points only for those who deliver a compliment within the time limit.
- Are you ready? - Totally.
Mark le Fêvre, on my signal, your signal. Go.
Okay, let's go!
- Was that it? - That was the signal.
You have to both win and get there and the best compliment, right?
Yes, best compliment delivered.
Ooh. Hjortshøj with the finesse.
Wow. It's very sensitivo, isn't it?
Whoa!
Then you have to drive back and get a new egg.
I don't know how to turn.
Sorry, sorry, sorry. Oh!
No, no, no!
Hello, it's 8pm.
Well done, Mikkel.
No! No!
Can you get out of the way?
Oh, it's just...
Stop!
Let mum tell you where that carport is.
- This is hard! - 20 seconds left.
- You need to reverse. - I'm trying, goddamn it!
- He doesn't even have a license. - That was close, Mikkel.
Oh no!
- What's wrong, Ane? - Nothing, nothing...
I'm confused now.
Oops!
Head to the parking spot, Ane.
Yes, thank you.
And time's up!
Damn.
- Now, the points will be awarded. - Who will it be?
Let's see what we've gotten... from Ane Høgsberg.
Read it aloud, Lasse.
"You don't look as old as people say."
The only compliment that got through.
And that means there are only points for Ane Høgsberg. God help us.
- 5 points for this egg. - Absolutely insane.
Mark.
Add Ane's 5 points to Ane's points and tell me:
- Who has won tonight's show? - We're in a bit of a tight spot now.
Right now it's tied between David and Ane, but...
David has gotten 5 points more times than you have, Ane,
so the winner is David Minerba.
For the second time in a row, David Minerba has won a show.
If you just tuned in, you missed everything.
But we'll see you next week. Thank you for tonight.
Original Danish subtitles: Karl Wagner (Dansk Video Tekst)
Proofreading and adjustments: Chaya Friis and u/Taskmastermaster