1 00:00:02,480 --> 00:00:04,080 No! 2 00:00:05,880 --> 00:00:07,840 A very strange pirate. 3 00:00:10,880 --> 00:00:13,360 - Are you okay, Poul? - You're fired. 4 00:00:15,840 --> 00:00:19,160 - Remember to follow your dreams. - Hey, 3C. 5 00:00:22,920 --> 00:00:25,000 Stop! 6 00:00:25,120 --> 00:00:27,000 What have I done? 7 00:00:35,960 --> 00:00:39,880 Good evening. Welcome to Stormester. 8 00:00:40,000 --> 00:00:44,280 The show for people who think a little too outside the box - 9 00:00:44,400 --> 00:00:48,280 - and say yes to tasks that most would say no to. 10 00:00:48,400 --> 00:00:53,800 The five competing this season are Ane Høgsberg. 11 00:00:54,880 --> 00:00:58,280 David Minerba. 12 00:00:58,400 --> 00:01:01,080 Lars Hjortshøj. 13 00:01:01,200 --> 00:01:03,880 Mette Søndergaard. 14 00:01:04,000 --> 00:01:07,360 And Mikkel Klint Thorius. 15 00:01:13,120 --> 00:01:16,800 This is where I belong, next to you. 16 00:01:16,920 --> 00:01:19,920 This is Mark le Fêvre. 17 00:01:22,720 --> 00:01:26,800 This is our status update on your life. 18 00:01:26,920 --> 00:01:31,040 - Is there anything new? - Yeah, something pretty nice, because... 19 00:01:31,160 --> 00:01:36,960 Let's get started with the show. Who's brought a prize? 20 00:01:37,080 --> 00:01:40,000 Something pretty cool has happened - 21 00:01:40,120 --> 00:01:45,920 - because Mikkel Klint Thorius has something that requires white gloves. 22 00:01:46,040 --> 00:01:52,040 It's an heirloom that's been in my family for generations. 23 00:01:52,160 --> 00:01:55,280 I don't know how old it is. 24 00:01:57,960 --> 00:02:04,240 - Are those museum gloves? - They don't change the colour of your hands. 25 00:02:09,360 --> 00:02:13,333 It's the Casper & Mandrilaftalen DVD box set. 26 00:02:13,333 --> 00:02:16,973 [Danish Dadaist and satirical cult TV sketch show, starring Lasse Rimmer and Lars Hjortshøj] 27 00:02:17,120 --> 00:02:19,240 That's you. And you. 28 00:02:19,360 --> 00:02:22,400 - You're in it. - Yeah. 29 00:02:23,680 --> 00:02:29,480 As I explained to David, it's something called a DVD. 30 00:02:30,240 --> 00:02:33,960 I still need the explanation. 31 00:02:34,080 --> 00:02:37,440 Lars probably already has it. 32 00:02:37,560 --> 00:02:41,720 I don't think so. Or what? Why would you have it? 33 00:02:41,840 --> 00:02:44,400 - Are you a fan of it? - Yeah. 34 00:02:45,680 --> 00:02:47,800 Mark, where do we start? 35 00:02:47,920 --> 00:02:51,200 We're going to test the contestants' sense of time - 36 00:02:51,320 --> 00:02:54,640 - but certainly also their vocabulary. 37 00:03:14,240 --> 00:03:16,480 - Hello? - Welcome. 38 00:03:16,600 --> 00:03:20,600 - May I come in? - You're most welcome. Come on in. 39 00:03:20,720 --> 00:03:23,080 Step closer. 40 00:03:23,200 --> 00:03:26,680 You've got a really cosy place here. 41 00:03:26,800 --> 00:03:32,240 Something about time? Is this a tiny piano? 42 00:03:32,360 --> 00:03:34,080 Right. 43 00:03:34,200 --> 00:03:38,160 "Leave Mark's house exactly 20 minutes after you entered." 44 00:03:38,280 --> 00:03:40,960 "Closest to the correct time wins." 45 00:03:41,080 --> 00:03:43,160 Damn. 46 00:03:43,280 --> 00:03:47,120 "During that time, you must write and say exactly 40 words." 47 00:03:47,240 --> 00:03:51,120 "The words must have fewer or the same number of letters as the previous word." 48 00:03:51,240 --> 00:03:55,760 "The time started when you entered Mark's house." 49 00:03:55,880 --> 00:04:00,480 I'm a comedian and used to performing in time slots. 50 00:04:00,600 --> 00:04:04,800 - How does it usually go? - I have a timer in my pocket. 51 00:04:04,920 --> 00:04:06,880 Excellent. 52 00:04:07,920 --> 00:04:12,400 - How long do you think it's been? - Well, at least... 53 00:04:13,800 --> 00:04:15,880 I have no bloody idea. 54 00:04:19,680 --> 00:04:22,720 Mark, it's two tasks in one. 55 00:04:22,840 --> 00:04:26,120 It's about sensing when 20 minutes have passed. 56 00:04:26,240 --> 00:04:29,080 So why the words? 57 00:04:29,200 --> 00:04:33,120 The words spice it up. Otherwise, it would be boring as hell to watch. 58 00:04:33,240 --> 00:04:35,520 You don't need to show all 20 minutes. 59 00:04:35,640 --> 00:04:39,080 Are we going to watch 80 minutes of us now? 60 00:04:40,080 --> 00:04:43,400 - You mean 100, right? - 100 minutes of us. 61 00:04:44,520 --> 00:04:47,000 Who should we start with? 62 00:04:47,120 --> 00:04:51,840 Let's take Mikkel, Mette, and David. 63 00:04:51,960 --> 00:04:53,960 "Each word must have fewer..." 64 00:04:54,080 --> 00:04:56,560 "...or the same number of letters as the previous one." 65 00:04:56,680 --> 00:05:01,280 - I need to start with a long word. - Freshwater fish [a compound word]. 66 00:05:01,400 --> 00:05:04,480 - That's a long word. - Psychology class. 67 00:05:04,600 --> 00:05:07,360 Gross Domestic Product. [another compound word] 68 00:05:07,480 --> 00:05:09,760 - Scuffle. - Tandem bicycle. 69 00:05:09,880 --> 00:05:14,000 - I have to do 40? - Yes. 70 00:05:14,120 --> 00:05:19,840 - It's harder than you think. - Let's just go. I'm good with words. 71 00:05:19,960 --> 00:05:23,360 - How long have you been in there? - Seven. 72 00:05:26,480 --> 00:05:30,120 - How much time has passed? - Six minutes. 73 00:05:32,240 --> 00:05:35,840 - 40 is a long way off. - We're going down in the number of letters. 74 00:05:35,960 --> 00:05:40,040 - What's a four-letter word? - Wise. That's me. 75 00:05:42,640 --> 00:05:46,280 I'm so bad at this, it's taking exactly 20 minutes. 76 00:05:49,920 --> 00:05:54,280 Can you give me a beat? It's easier for me. 77 00:05:54,400 --> 00:05:58,920 Armchair. It's so arm... chair. 78 00:06:00,680 --> 00:06:05,440 I guess you can just write names. For example, Vibeke. 79 00:06:09,080 --> 00:06:11,280 Pick. Shut. 80 00:06:11,400 --> 00:06:14,360 - Mette. Jette. - Drunk. 81 00:06:14,480 --> 00:06:16,880 Ida. Ada. 82 00:06:18,280 --> 00:06:21,080 I'm allowed to write the same word. 83 00:06:21,200 --> 00:06:24,960 I. One, two, three, four, five, six... 84 00:06:25,080 --> 00:06:27,440 And 40. 85 00:06:27,560 --> 00:06:30,120 Now I'll read my list of words. 86 00:06:49,200 --> 00:06:52,520 - Now I have to hurry out. - 20 minutes. 87 00:06:54,080 --> 00:06:55,520 Yes. 88 00:06:57,160 --> 00:07:02,280 - Did you like the beat? - You need to get better for the next task. 89 00:07:04,880 --> 00:07:09,560 Mikkel Klint Thorius, if you think you'll get approved - 90 00:07:09,680 --> 00:07:13,480 - for writing 'I' over 20 times - 91 00:07:13,600 --> 00:07:17,640 - then you're right, because it follows the rules. 92 00:07:20,800 --> 00:07:25,320 - I was actually proud of that. - Ugh, that's annoying. 93 00:07:27,280 --> 00:07:31,360 David, you think it's been six minutes, when it's been 2:17. 94 00:07:31,480 --> 00:07:35,240 So I pause my mental time. 95 00:07:35,360 --> 00:07:38,280 And continue. Start it up again. 96 00:07:38,400 --> 00:07:43,720 When one performs with you, you do between 30 seconds and 40 minutes. 97 00:07:43,840 --> 00:07:46,480 In my head, it's always ten. 98 00:07:47,880 --> 00:07:51,680 - Do you have any times? - Hell yeah. 99 00:07:53,560 --> 00:07:57,920 We can start with you, David. You were supposed to be in there for 20 minutes. 100 00:07:58,040 --> 00:08:04,080 Your mental time is always 10 minutes. Close. 12 minutes, then you were out. 101 00:08:05,520 --> 00:08:08,080 That's fine. 102 00:08:08,200 --> 00:08:13,480 Mette, you're out after 23 minutes and 15 seconds. 103 00:08:13,600 --> 00:08:17,480 - Mikkel... - That's pretty good. 104 00:08:17,600 --> 00:08:24,120 Yeah, but Mikkel is out after 21 minutes and 49 seconds. 105 00:08:24,240 --> 00:08:26,600 That's great. 106 00:08:26,720 --> 00:08:28,560 Great! 107 00:08:30,120 --> 00:08:32,760 I'd like to see more solutions. 108 00:08:32,880 --> 00:08:37,080 Could you tempt us with a slightly smarter way to solve the problem? 109 00:08:37,200 --> 00:08:39,880 One could write the 40 words - 110 00:08:40,000 --> 00:08:46,960 - and then notice the many things that make it easy to measure time. 111 00:08:47,080 --> 00:08:52,400 Were you thinking of something like that? Good, because that was a setup for Ane. 112 00:08:52,520 --> 00:08:57,440 Fewer or the same. I can choose that they all have three letters. 113 00:08:57,560 --> 00:09:00,760 Now I write 'mum', 'dad', and 'hat'. 114 00:09:02,000 --> 00:09:04,400 - Crap. - There it was. 115 00:09:04,520 --> 00:09:08,480 And toot. Boom. I think that was 40. 116 00:09:08,600 --> 00:09:12,880 - How long do you think it's been? - Eight minutes. 117 00:09:16,000 --> 00:09:20,280 There are many clocks. There's also a clock there. Hourglass. 118 00:09:21,200 --> 00:09:26,600 Is one of those clocks... Is that one 20 minutes? 119 00:09:26,720 --> 00:09:29,760 - Is it still running? - Yes. 120 00:09:37,880 --> 00:09:41,800 It hasn't been 20 minutes. I can feel it. 121 00:09:41,920 --> 00:09:46,440 - How long do you think it's been? - 18 minutes. 122 00:09:51,480 --> 00:09:55,400 - Do you go over time when you perform? - I never do. 123 00:09:55,520 --> 00:09:58,360 So there's a good chance you'll hit 20 right on the mark? 124 00:09:58,480 --> 00:10:01,600 I'm going for 19:58. 125 00:10:03,200 --> 00:10:06,480 Mark, I'm going out now! 126 00:10:06,600 --> 00:10:08,840 - At the stroke of 20? - Yes. 127 00:10:13,920 --> 00:10:19,320 It's Mark's fault. Because time goes by so damn fast when you're having fun. 128 00:10:19,440 --> 00:10:21,120 Come on. 129 00:10:21,240 --> 00:10:27,440 If only it was the right man you were flattering, but it's just Mark. 130 00:10:27,560 --> 00:10:32,480 You're not fooled by that kind of thing. So, 5 points for me. 131 00:10:32,600 --> 00:10:35,880 Think about it. No, that wasn't very good. 132 00:10:36,000 --> 00:10:40,000 I really like that you're looking at an hourglass. 133 00:10:40,120 --> 00:10:44,080 And you flatly deny that it was a 20-minute hourglass. 134 00:10:44,200 --> 00:10:48,520 I could just tell that it wasn't. 135 00:10:48,640 --> 00:10:53,080 - I can tell that it was. - I can see that on you. 136 00:10:53,200 --> 00:10:58,040 How long did she stay? What was the total time? 137 00:10:58,160 --> 00:11:01,440 28 minutes and 29 seconds. 138 00:11:01,560 --> 00:11:05,280 But it was just cosy. Really cosy. 139 00:11:05,400 --> 00:11:09,680 Mark, we're missing some people. What can you say about Lars? 140 00:11:09,800 --> 00:11:15,840 I can say about Lars that time flies when you're having fun, 141 00:11:15,960 --> 00:11:21,000 and especially when the conversation just flows naturally. 142 00:11:35,960 --> 00:11:39,840 - Did you decorate this yourself? - Yes. 143 00:11:43,760 --> 00:11:47,400 None of this here is level. 144 00:11:51,080 --> 00:11:53,200 There's a compass. 145 00:11:55,560 --> 00:11:59,360 There's a task, if you want to do it. 146 00:11:59,480 --> 00:12:01,640 No. 147 00:12:01,760 --> 00:12:04,280 - Your favourite freshwater fish? - Salmon. 148 00:12:04,400 --> 00:12:09,320 If a salmon is going to spawn, it goes up a fish ladder. 149 00:12:10,400 --> 00:12:13,480 Are you a Huguenot? Have you never driven north of Aarhus? 150 00:12:13,600 --> 00:12:16,520 When I was a child, almost everyone had a sundial. 151 00:12:16,640 --> 00:12:21,920 I don't experience you as Danish. The Parisian toast isn't Danish either. 152 00:12:22,040 --> 00:12:24,440 But I've been a scout. 153 00:12:26,000 --> 00:12:28,560 It looks like sweetbreads. Do you like it? 154 00:12:28,680 --> 00:12:33,200 - What's in the basket? - Nothing. I've met them all. 155 00:12:34,160 --> 00:12:38,840 The only thing about the tartlet is that you can't eat it neatly. 156 00:12:38,960 --> 00:12:42,080 Several of them owe me money. 157 00:12:42,200 --> 00:12:45,920 Just like if you have something stuck on your tongue. 158 00:12:51,360 --> 00:12:54,880 - What's the task? - It says inside the task. 159 00:12:55,600 --> 00:12:58,040 Alright. Just looking. 160 00:12:58,160 --> 00:13:02,240 And already now you can see, 20 seconds have passed. 161 00:13:03,480 --> 00:13:06,280 "Leave Mark's house..." 162 00:13:08,280 --> 00:13:11,560 "...exactly 20 minutes after you came in." 163 00:13:11,680 --> 00:13:17,160 "You must write and say exactly 40 words along the way." 164 00:13:17,280 --> 00:13:23,200 "The time started when you entered Mark's house." What the hell. 165 00:13:25,280 --> 00:13:28,160 "Closest to the right time wins." 166 00:13:28,280 --> 00:13:31,400 They don't even care about the words, for crying out loud. 167 00:13:31,520 --> 00:13:35,560 - You're not gonna pull a fast one on me. - Don't you want to write the 40? 168 00:13:35,680 --> 00:13:38,960 No, it says closest to the right time. 169 00:13:39,080 --> 00:13:42,240 Not closest to the right number of words. 170 00:13:43,240 --> 00:13:48,600 - I can read between the lines, can't I? - You can't be fooled that easily. 171 00:13:53,440 --> 00:13:56,480 Just a personal errand: Hi, Mum. 172 00:13:56,600 --> 00:14:01,840 When you say, "Why don't you call a little more often?" That's why. 173 00:14:01,960 --> 00:14:03,520 You've got plenty of time. 174 00:14:03,640 --> 00:14:07,520 I felt like I'd moved in permanently. 175 00:14:07,640 --> 00:14:11,080 That's why I don't get invited to many things. 176 00:14:11,200 --> 00:14:13,840 How long is it between - 177 00:14:13,960 --> 00:14:17,880 - Lars entering your house until he reads the task aloud? 178 00:14:18,000 --> 00:14:21,040 Lars must leave the house after 20 minutes. 179 00:14:21,160 --> 00:14:25,720 You open the task after 19 minutes and 37 seconds. 180 00:14:28,760 --> 00:14:32,200 Okay. What is going on? 181 00:14:32,320 --> 00:14:38,440 That is the absolute best solution to half of the task. 182 00:14:38,560 --> 00:14:40,760 Yes, thank you. 183 00:14:40,880 --> 00:14:44,720 And a completely unacceptable solution to the other half. 184 00:14:44,840 --> 00:14:48,720 You probably should have said 40 minutes. 185 00:14:50,240 --> 00:14:54,360 We're ranking you by who was closest to 20 minutes. 186 00:14:54,480 --> 00:14:59,840 To be considered, you must write and say 40 words - 187 00:14:59,960 --> 00:15:04,800 - that are the same length or shorter than the last one. You didn't do that. 188 00:15:04,920 --> 00:15:08,240 You are disqualified. But you two had a nice chat. 189 00:15:08,360 --> 00:15:11,880 Right, so we're ready to distribute points - 190 00:15:12,000 --> 00:15:16,000 - from Lars' egg [zero] upwards. 191 00:15:16,120 --> 00:15:19,040 That's zero points for you, Lars. 192 00:15:19,160 --> 00:15:23,320 2 points to Ane, 3 points to David, 4 points to Mette - 193 00:15:23,440 --> 00:15:27,160 - and 5 points to Mikkel Klint Thorius. 194 00:15:30,640 --> 00:15:35,120 I'd like something where we get a little distracted. 195 00:15:35,240 --> 00:15:39,320 We're moving on to an exciting task. Sometimes it happens - 196 00:15:39,440 --> 00:15:44,680 - that a contestant says: "This is the worst thing I've ever done." 197 00:15:47,240 --> 00:15:52,240 We're going to see such a lovely moment now, because now we're meeting Lis. 198 00:15:52,360 --> 00:15:57,120 - Oh no. - Oh no! No, I'm going home! 199 00:16:12,760 --> 00:16:15,560 - Hi, Mark. - Hi, Ane. 200 00:16:19,960 --> 00:16:22,840 - Hi. - Hello. 201 00:16:22,960 --> 00:16:25,880 - My name is Lars. - Lis. 202 00:16:26,000 --> 00:16:29,520 - Who is that, Mark? - It's Lis. 203 00:16:29,640 --> 00:16:33,280 What's she doing here? I thought it was my day. 204 00:16:33,400 --> 00:16:37,480 - Do you know what we're doing, Lis? - There's a letter for you there. 205 00:16:40,040 --> 00:16:44,040 - Hope it'll be nice. - Oh yeah. Okay. 206 00:16:44,160 --> 00:16:47,440 - "Entertain Lis." - "Entertain Lis." 207 00:16:47,560 --> 00:16:50,760 - "You have 10 minutes." - "The most entertained Lis wins." 208 00:16:50,880 --> 00:16:53,720 "The time starts now." It's already going pretty well. 209 00:16:53,840 --> 00:16:57,200 - Do you feel entertained? - Yeah... 210 00:17:05,560 --> 00:17:07,920 How many of you felt - 211 00:17:08,040 --> 00:17:12,800 - that these 10 minutes lasted longer than the previous task's 20 minutes? 212 00:17:12,920 --> 00:17:17,360 Lis is a qualified judge when it comes to entertainment. 213 00:17:17,480 --> 00:17:21,880 Because Lis Rytter is one of the oldest performers - 214 00:17:22,000 --> 00:17:25,920 - on the Danish stand-up scene. No offence, Lars. 215 00:17:26,040 --> 00:17:28,440 I'm so looking forward to it. 216 00:17:28,560 --> 00:17:31,880 I'd rather give birth to 20 children - 217 00:17:32,000 --> 00:17:34,920 - than do that again, or see it. 218 00:17:35,040 --> 00:17:40,640 Ane, you better get your legs up in those stirrups, because... 219 00:17:40,760 --> 00:17:44,720 We're going to see Mette, and why Ane would rather give birth to 20 children. 220 00:17:44,840 --> 00:17:48,600 - Sorry, I'm just saying. - Our careers are over now. 221 00:17:52,320 --> 00:17:54,688 What did one sign say to the other? 222 00:17:54,712 --> 00:17:59,367 "Are you married?" "No, I'm divorced." ['sign' and 'divorce' are spelled the same] 223 00:18:00,600 --> 00:18:03,440 - What was your name again? - Lis Rytter. 224 00:18:03,560 --> 00:18:04,920 Lis Rytter? 225 00:18:05,040 --> 00:18:10,600 What's red and green and goes round and round and round? 226 00:18:10,720 --> 00:18:14,960 - I don't know. - A frog in a blender. 227 00:18:15,080 --> 00:18:18,920 Have you considered that thing with Thermos flasks? 228 00:18:19,040 --> 00:18:24,160 How do they know whether to keep it cold or hot? 229 00:18:25,480 --> 00:18:26,720 Where... 230 00:18:28,080 --> 00:18:30,360 Why am I so bad? 231 00:18:30,480 --> 00:18:33,920 What about... Do you like... 232 00:18:34,040 --> 00:18:38,400 - Something bad is coming now. - Do you like funny faces? 233 00:18:41,720 --> 00:18:42,840 That didn't work. 234 00:18:42,960 --> 00:18:46,120 That was probably the most uncomfortable thing in my entire life. 235 00:18:46,240 --> 00:18:49,960 - How much time is left? - Three good minutes. 236 00:18:55,200 --> 00:19:00,080 I've never felt as bad as I do right now. Where... 237 00:19:00,800 --> 00:19:04,120 Lis Rytter... 238 00:19:04,240 --> 00:19:05,720 ...in the house! 239 00:19:05,840 --> 00:19:09,440 Good friends can also be silent together. 240 00:19:10,160 --> 00:19:12,000 Lis! 241 00:19:16,840 --> 00:19:20,800 Are you in? Lis Rytter at my private show! 242 00:19:20,920 --> 00:19:22,880 You have a lot of energy. 243 00:19:25,960 --> 00:19:27,480 Time's up. 244 00:19:29,160 --> 00:19:32,240 I'm sorry, Lis. 245 00:19:33,120 --> 00:19:35,920 - That's crazy. - Sorry, Lis. 246 00:19:36,040 --> 00:19:39,040 - I hope we'll see each other again. - Yeah. 247 00:19:39,160 --> 00:19:41,840 She doesn't mean that. 248 00:19:45,840 --> 00:19:48,440 We did what we could. 249 00:19:48,560 --> 00:19:53,760 You're 100% in agreement on what a funny face is. 250 00:19:53,880 --> 00:19:57,480 - Yeah, we totally agree. - That one? Yeah. 251 00:19:57,600 --> 00:20:03,040 When you see it, Ane... Birth or entertaining Lis? 252 00:20:03,160 --> 00:20:06,840 When would you prefer to have an epidural? 253 00:20:06,960 --> 00:20:10,480 I wish for Lis, that she could get an epidural - 254 00:20:10,600 --> 00:20:13,680 - so she wouldn't have to go through that. 255 00:20:13,800 --> 00:20:18,040 When I say the thing about the kettle, or the Thermos - 256 00:20:18,160 --> 00:20:21,160 - I think: "It can't get any lower than this." 257 00:20:21,280 --> 00:20:25,200 Then it does, when I move my body towards her. 258 00:20:25,320 --> 00:20:30,760 It feels like doing active euthanasia. It was awful. 259 00:20:30,880 --> 00:20:34,080 - So awful. - Is she okay today? 260 00:20:34,200 --> 00:20:37,800 She had plenty of zest for life when she arrived. 261 00:20:38,760 --> 00:20:42,840 - No-one has seen her since. - You're not allowed to do that. 262 00:20:42,960 --> 00:20:47,880 - Are you blaming yourself? - Me and Ane. Cuff us up. 263 00:20:48,000 --> 00:20:52,680 Those were at least two ideas for entertaining Lis Rytter. 264 00:20:53,800 --> 00:20:58,600 I almost don't dare to ask, Mark. What are we moving on to now? 265 00:20:59,600 --> 00:21:04,440 We're moving on to two experienced entertainers. We're going to see Lars Hjortshøj. 266 00:21:04,560 --> 00:21:07,680 We're also going to see Mikkel show examples of - 267 00:21:07,800 --> 00:21:12,400 - why he is one of Denmark's most respected comedians. 268 00:21:12,520 --> 00:21:15,560 - I like... - I misread. 269 00:21:15,680 --> 00:21:20,880 We're going to see why he WAS one of Denmark's most respected comedians. 270 00:21:26,560 --> 00:21:30,400 You're from... You're near Randers. 271 00:21:31,960 --> 00:21:36,520 I was just about to say: You mustn't say Randers. 272 00:21:39,760 --> 00:21:43,840 So, what I'm guessing also entertains you is... 273 00:21:45,440 --> 00:21:48,160 ...your grandchildren. 274 00:21:48,280 --> 00:21:50,880 A little. 275 00:21:53,400 --> 00:21:56,080 - How many do you have? - Three. 276 00:22:01,880 --> 00:22:08,320 I have two grandchildren that I've borrowed but forgotten to return. 277 00:22:08,440 --> 00:22:11,240 Haven't you tried that at the library? 278 00:22:13,840 --> 00:22:16,560 Three bananas. 279 00:22:16,680 --> 00:22:20,520 I once forgot my daughter. 280 00:22:20,640 --> 00:22:23,920 I've also thrown her outside in the snow. 281 00:22:24,040 --> 00:22:29,480 I've done that too. I've never told anyone. 282 00:22:29,600 --> 00:22:34,640 I saw someone on TV, who had a banana sideways. 283 00:22:41,080 --> 00:22:42,840 Yeah. 284 00:22:50,320 --> 00:22:53,840 It's lovely to meet you, Lis. My time is up. 285 00:22:53,960 --> 00:22:57,560 - Are you entertained? - Yes, very much. 286 00:22:57,680 --> 00:22:59,880 I'm glad to hear it. 287 00:23:02,480 --> 00:23:05,040 Oh...! 288 00:23:05,160 --> 00:23:06,720 Mikkel Klint Thorius. 289 00:23:06,840 --> 00:23:10,440 I see myself as a satirical comedian. 290 00:23:10,560 --> 00:23:14,360 Here you choose to go with a silly wig, fez, and bananas. 291 00:23:14,480 --> 00:23:20,016 Is it from your next show, 'Sons of the Desert's Sons'? [reference to 'Ørkenens Sønners' / 'Desert's Sons' a Danish comedy quartet who wore fezzes] 292 00:23:20,040 --> 00:23:24,160 I know what works on old ladies. 293 00:23:24,280 --> 00:23:28,640 Until she says: "I've seen a guy with a banana sideways in his mouth." 294 00:23:28,760 --> 00:23:35,560 Lis thinks: That man's talking out of his ass, and now I'm going to humiliate him to the max. 295 00:23:35,680 --> 00:23:39,880 Strangely enough, I feel better about what Mette and I did now. 296 00:23:40,000 --> 00:23:42,000 That was more dignified. 297 00:23:42,120 --> 00:23:46,080 When I laughed at you, I had forgotten what I myself had done. 298 00:23:46,200 --> 00:23:52,640 You didn't say a single line. You just banana it all the way. 299 00:23:52,760 --> 00:23:57,080 My tactic was to show her how many bananas I can eat. 300 00:23:57,200 --> 00:24:01,400 After three minutes, I had gobbled down four or five bananas. 301 00:24:01,520 --> 00:24:07,120 Then there are seven minutes left. And then I started to panic a little. 302 00:24:07,240 --> 00:24:10,240 Mark, we're missing David. 303 00:24:10,360 --> 00:24:14,600 Yeah. I nailed this. 304 00:24:14,720 --> 00:24:19,000 Let's see if David nails Lis. 305 00:24:27,160 --> 00:24:30,720 - Are you Christian? - Yes. 306 00:24:30,840 --> 00:24:34,880 - Would you like to hear a song about Jesus? - Yes, I would. 307 00:24:35,000 --> 00:24:39,000 ♪ Got it like Christ. A glass of wine and a bad girl. ♪ 308 00:24:39,120 --> 00:24:43,280 ♪ A body there ain't water in. Just call me Daddy. ♪ 309 00:24:43,400 --> 00:24:48,640 ♪ Praise the Lord. Fucking the whole game with Jesus, call it angel porn. ♪ 310 00:24:48,760 --> 00:24:52,200 ♪ Smoked a joint with Jesus, smoked a joint with Jesus. ♪ 311 00:24:52,320 --> 00:24:56,440 Come on, Lis. ♪ Smoked a joint with Jesus, smoked a joint with Jesus. ♪ 312 00:24:56,560 --> 00:25:00,840 ♪ Smoked a joint with Jesus. I got high with Jesus. ♪ 313 00:25:02,760 --> 00:25:07,200 Normally I actually get applause, Lis. No, it's too late now. 314 00:25:10,240 --> 00:25:13,240 I could set you up with my grandfather. 315 00:25:13,360 --> 00:25:18,040 My grandmother died not that long ago. 316 00:25:18,160 --> 00:25:21,200 Now we're really going to have a good time. 317 00:25:27,400 --> 00:25:31,120 You and me. How old are you? 318 00:25:31,240 --> 00:25:33,640 - 80. - My grandfather is also 80. 319 00:25:33,760 --> 00:25:37,760 If you give him another year, and you both survive, then... 320 00:25:37,880 --> 00:25:40,160 - We'll see. - Time's up. 321 00:25:40,280 --> 00:25:45,040 - Do you want the Jesus song again? - No, it was actually terrible. 322 00:25:49,160 --> 00:25:52,720 Your attempt to set Lis up with your grandfather - 323 00:25:52,840 --> 00:25:57,160 - who just became a widower, which you begin with: 324 00:25:57,280 --> 00:26:00,960 "If you give him another year, and you both survive..." 325 00:26:02,400 --> 00:26:05,360 I don't understand what's wrong. 326 00:26:05,480 --> 00:26:09,240 Promise me you'll never sign up to be a volunteer visitor. 327 00:26:11,920 --> 00:26:15,400 I fucking like Lis, but in many ways, 328 00:26:15,520 --> 00:26:18,560 incredibly boring person. 329 00:26:18,680 --> 00:26:24,320 She didn't have that facial expression when I was eating bananas, did she? 330 00:26:25,920 --> 00:26:28,360 - Yes. - A lot of the time. 331 00:26:29,960 --> 00:26:34,000 You can guess who she felt most entertained by. 332 00:26:34,120 --> 00:26:37,600 We asked Lis. So Mark... 333 00:26:37,720 --> 00:26:43,040 Points and justifications from Lis Rytter herself. Let's hear it. 334 00:26:43,160 --> 00:26:49,160 Excellent. 1 point to Ane with the justification: "Not so funny." 335 00:26:50,320 --> 00:26:53,160 That's not the first person to say that. 336 00:26:53,280 --> 00:26:59,520 2 points to Mette with the justification: "A little better than the other one." 337 00:27:01,320 --> 00:27:05,040 - Yeah. - That's okay. It's deserved. 338 00:27:05,160 --> 00:27:11,160 3 points to Lars with the words: "More nice than funny." 339 00:27:11,280 --> 00:27:15,400 Mikkel, David, we're in the top tier now. 340 00:27:15,520 --> 00:27:19,640 No, it's too crazy that the banana man... 341 00:27:19,760 --> 00:27:24,520 That the creepy banana man without words - 342 00:27:24,640 --> 00:27:27,640 - is funnier than me and Ane? 343 00:27:27,760 --> 00:27:30,920 I know what old ladies want. 344 00:27:32,040 --> 00:27:37,080 Lis said about both of you: "It was strange, but entertaining." 345 00:27:37,200 --> 00:27:43,560 The most strange and entertaining participant was, according to Lis: 346 00:27:43,680 --> 00:27:47,240 David Minerba with 5 points. And 4 points to Mikkel. 347 00:27:50,680 --> 00:27:53,200 You nailed her. 348 00:27:53,320 --> 00:27:57,880 I'm available for bookings for weddings and funerals. 349 00:27:58,000 --> 00:28:02,320 How do you feel about Lis sitting right out here? 350 00:28:02,440 --> 00:28:04,680 - Hi, Lis! - Hi, Lis. 351 00:28:08,600 --> 00:28:11,320 We love you, Lis. 352 00:28:11,440 --> 00:28:13,880 Yeah, sit down, Lis. 353 00:28:14,000 --> 00:28:16,560 "Not that funny." Huh, Lis? 354 00:28:18,160 --> 00:28:21,680 Who's on the big stage, Lis? 355 00:28:21,800 --> 00:28:24,880 And who's sitting down in row 17? 356 00:28:25,000 --> 00:28:28,160 - Right? - Hi, Lis. 357 00:28:28,280 --> 00:28:31,840 Does anyone have 19 bananas? 358 00:28:31,960 --> 00:28:37,640 It's nice to have you here, Lis. More nice than funny. 359 00:28:37,760 --> 00:28:41,840 Shall we land a little softly? What do you have for us? 360 00:28:41,960 --> 00:28:46,480 A task that combines two of my favourite things starting with 'F'. 361 00:28:46,600 --> 00:28:50,440 Namely outdated technology and... fish. 362 00:28:50,560 --> 00:28:52,000 No! 363 00:29:08,400 --> 00:29:11,800 - You pressed the iPad, Mark. - Did you do something? 364 00:29:11,920 --> 00:29:15,440 The time is running. No, here's fish and tapes. 365 00:29:15,560 --> 00:29:18,400 - Fish. - Fish. Delicious. 366 00:29:18,520 --> 00:29:22,640 I had one of those. I got it for my confirmation. 367 00:29:22,760 --> 00:29:28,400 This is a cassette tape player. 368 00:29:28,520 --> 00:29:34,640 Do I sense a slight advantage? Have you arranged a challenge - 369 00:29:34,760 --> 00:29:39,000 - specifically designed for boomer-Lars? 370 00:29:40,840 --> 00:29:43,800 - Hey. - There's something inside. 371 00:29:45,880 --> 00:29:48,880 A silverfish. 372 00:29:50,000 --> 00:29:54,960 - "Play this cassette tape..." - "...and follow the instructions." Yes, please. 373 00:29:55,080 --> 00:29:58,120 What's a cassette tape, Mark? 374 00:30:05,440 --> 00:30:07,480 What the fuck is this? 375 00:30:17,800 --> 00:30:20,000 What the fuck? 376 00:30:26,040 --> 00:30:29,960 Fastest. Fastest. 377 00:30:30,080 --> 00:30:32,440 When. 378 00:30:32,560 --> 00:30:34,720 What? 379 00:30:34,840 --> 00:30:36,400 You. 380 00:30:37,640 --> 00:30:42,040 The next tape you have to play is perch. 381 00:30:42,160 --> 00:30:44,240 Okay. 382 00:30:44,360 --> 00:30:48,440 It would be nice if it said which one was the perch. 383 00:30:56,360 --> 00:31:00,120 I'd rather entertain Lis 20 times - 384 00:31:00,240 --> 00:31:02,560 - than watch that clip again. 385 00:31:02,680 --> 00:31:06,160 Some of you are too young to remember cassette tapes. 386 00:31:06,280 --> 00:31:10,640 And Lars is getting really close to forgetting what they are. 387 00:31:10,760 --> 00:31:14,320 So we thought that was very fair. Who's first? 388 00:31:14,440 --> 00:31:19,520 We need to see Mikkel, and we need to see why Ane seems so stressed. 389 00:31:21,480 --> 00:31:25,840 How am I supposed to know which one of them is a perch? 390 00:31:25,960 --> 00:31:28,440 I think this is a trout. 391 00:31:30,360 --> 00:31:33,040 Then we only have nine fish left. 392 00:31:33,160 --> 00:31:36,240 I'll just start from one end. 393 00:31:38,440 --> 00:31:40,680 Are you saying 'pussy'? 394 00:31:43,080 --> 00:31:44,960 Draw. When. 395 00:31:45,080 --> 00:31:46,640 The time. 396 00:31:46,760 --> 00:31:49,080 - The room. - Space? [sounds very similar] 397 00:31:49,200 --> 00:31:52,840 The next tape you have to play is flounder. 398 00:31:53,680 --> 00:31:56,840 ♪ Tuscany dromedary... ♪ [Jacob Taarnhøj's song from the 2019 Christmas special] 399 00:31:56,920 --> 00:31:58,440 No thanks. 400 00:31:58,560 --> 00:32:04,200 What kind of relic is this? 401 00:32:04,320 --> 00:32:08,440 These four fish are all the same. 402 00:32:08,560 --> 00:32:12,480 The next tape you have to play is crucian carp. 403 00:32:12,600 --> 00:32:18,280 Admit that you don't know either. You just have the big fish dictionary. 404 00:32:18,400 --> 00:32:21,120 No, I usually use my poster. 405 00:32:21,240 --> 00:32:23,280 Mark! 406 00:32:24,000 --> 00:32:27,040 Is there a poster with the fish? 407 00:32:28,640 --> 00:32:30,720 Where's that poster? 408 00:32:32,400 --> 00:32:35,760 There's no poster. I don't feel like looking for it. 409 00:32:35,880 --> 00:32:39,120 - Ta-da! - This is a crucian carp. 410 00:32:39,240 --> 00:32:42,360 Crucian carp. That's the one. 411 00:32:43,600 --> 00:32:46,400 ♪ Tuscany dromedary... ♪ 412 00:32:48,520 --> 00:32:50,160 Wins. 413 00:32:50,960 --> 00:32:53,600 I've completely lost track of things. 414 00:32:56,520 --> 00:33:00,640 Fastest. You. A. Wins. You. The room. 415 00:33:00,760 --> 00:33:04,360 Started. Came. Draw. The time. Into. 416 00:33:04,480 --> 00:33:07,155 "The time started when you came into the room." 417 00:33:07,179 --> 00:33:09,200 Now I have to draw something. 418 00:33:13,920 --> 00:33:15,320 Draw. 419 00:33:15,440 --> 00:33:17,640 Draw a what, Mark? 420 00:33:17,760 --> 00:33:19,800 Should I draw space? 421 00:33:19,920 --> 00:33:25,200 I understand what it says, but what the heck should I draw? 422 00:33:25,320 --> 00:33:29,880 - Should I draw a dromedary, Mark? - Should I draw a fish? 423 00:33:30,000 --> 00:33:33,080 - Fish. - Fish! 424 00:33:33,200 --> 00:33:35,640 I'm drawing a fish and space. 425 00:33:35,760 --> 00:33:39,120 Should I draw a fish? 426 00:33:39,240 --> 00:33:41,280 Is that it? 427 00:33:43,360 --> 00:33:45,920 And time. And time. 428 00:33:47,800 --> 00:33:51,240 - That's a lie. - It's true. 429 00:33:51,360 --> 00:33:53,760 Well done. 430 00:34:06,240 --> 00:34:09,400 Ane, where could that freshwater fish poster be? 431 00:34:09,520 --> 00:34:14,440 In your line of sight, where you were looking at it for 28 minutes and 29 seconds? 432 00:34:14,560 --> 00:34:17,760 Longer than any other participant. 433 00:34:17,880 --> 00:34:21,600 I'm not exactly proud of it myself. 434 00:34:21,720 --> 00:34:27,640 You have to imagine it was something you had a really hard time with. 435 00:34:27,760 --> 00:34:33,160 Then you can panic a little. I've completely lost track of - 436 00:34:33,280 --> 00:34:37,280 - where I am, what I'm doing, and what my name is. 437 00:34:37,400 --> 00:34:42,520 At one point, one of the cameramen fell asleep. He flatlined. 438 00:34:42,640 --> 00:34:45,920 You finished the task. You drew a fish. 439 00:34:46,040 --> 00:34:49,280 But the sun did set. 440 00:34:49,400 --> 00:34:52,800 - Do you have any times for them? - Yes. 441 00:34:52,920 --> 00:34:55,600 If they seem a bit pressured - 442 00:34:55,720 --> 00:34:59,760 - it's because they're staring at freshwater fish. 443 00:34:59,880 --> 00:35:04,200 In Mikkel's case, for 33 minutes. 444 00:35:04,320 --> 00:35:07,200 Ane... 28 minutes. 445 00:35:07,320 --> 00:35:10,240 Oh! Goodness, no. I thought it was much worse. 446 00:35:10,360 --> 00:35:13,760 That was as long as in your house. 447 00:35:13,880 --> 00:35:17,080 Yeah, it actually is. 448 00:35:17,200 --> 00:35:20,160 We have two results. Ane Høgsberg is in the lead. 449 00:35:20,280 --> 00:35:22,160 I'm the best. 450 00:35:24,000 --> 00:35:26,680 That's pretty insane. 451 00:35:26,800 --> 00:35:29,920 Mark, do you have more fish enthusiasts lined up? 452 00:35:30,040 --> 00:35:32,680 I do. But I also have David. 453 00:35:32,800 --> 00:35:36,440 - You're probably really good. - Yeah, I am. 454 00:35:37,360 --> 00:35:40,800 My girlfriend is actually quite the fish enthusiast... ic. 455 00:35:40,920 --> 00:35:45,800 - What's up? - Hey, honey. You gotta help me out. 456 00:35:45,920 --> 00:35:49,080 You boasted about being good with fish. 457 00:35:49,200 --> 00:35:53,760 - Not Danish ones. I know aquarium fish. - Don't these come in aquariums? 458 00:35:53,880 --> 00:35:57,600 - Not that often, I think. - I'll talk to Mark for a sec. 459 00:35:57,720 --> 00:35:59,920 Don't wanna talk anymore. 460 00:36:00,040 --> 00:36:04,440 One could also just search for what a perch is. Ha! 461 00:36:04,560 --> 00:36:08,520 The next tape you have to play is flounder. 462 00:36:09,600 --> 00:36:13,320 It's the flatfish! Crucian carp. Yes, please. 463 00:36:14,080 --> 00:36:15,240 Draw. 464 00:36:28,800 --> 00:36:31,600 I have to draw a fish? 465 00:36:34,840 --> 00:36:36,520 And time. 466 00:36:38,120 --> 00:36:40,440 I feel like I've cheated a little. 467 00:36:40,560 --> 00:36:45,240 It's probably just the overwhelming IQ, one forgets I have. 468 00:36:53,400 --> 00:36:56,200 You hear the word 'draw'. And think: 'dick'. 469 00:36:56,320 --> 00:37:02,200 - It could very well be a dick. - That's as good as space. 470 00:37:04,120 --> 00:37:07,120 It's better. 471 00:37:07,240 --> 00:37:12,200 It also seems like it's an incredibly quick solution. 472 00:37:12,320 --> 00:37:17,600 - What do the numbers say? - They don't lie. Eight minutes... 473 00:37:17,720 --> 00:37:19,160 No... 474 00:37:23,160 --> 00:37:26,400 Eight minutes before he draws a dick. 475 00:37:26,520 --> 00:37:30,640 But you get a fish drawn after 12 minutes and 25 seconds. 476 00:37:30,760 --> 00:37:33,000 Insane. 477 00:37:34,720 --> 00:37:37,640 We've known each other for a few years, Lars. 478 00:37:37,760 --> 00:37:42,200 I remember you fancied yourself as a DJ in your youth. 479 00:37:42,320 --> 00:37:44,840 - Really? - Yeah. 480 00:37:44,960 --> 00:37:48,280 I'm pretty good at operating a cassette player. 481 00:37:48,400 --> 00:37:50,680 What was your DJ name? 482 00:37:50,800 --> 00:37:56,320 - Did you scratch on cassette tapes? - Yes, I had recorded scratches. 483 00:37:59,760 --> 00:38:03,080 My DJ name? 484 00:38:03,200 --> 00:38:05,800 Odin. 485 00:38:05,920 --> 00:38:09,600 Look forward to Saturday night at Søften Inn. 486 00:38:09,720 --> 00:38:14,680 DJ Odin will come and press play on the cassette recorder. 487 00:38:14,800 --> 00:38:17,920 DJ Odin, take it away. 488 00:38:18,040 --> 00:38:19,960 Perch. 489 00:38:33,840 --> 00:38:39,360 Note to self: Record clues. CD. Next time... 490 00:38:41,840 --> 00:38:43,400 Yeah. 491 00:38:44,960 --> 00:38:48,760 - There's a CD here. - So there is. 492 00:38:49,760 --> 00:38:53,680 Draw. A. Fish. 493 00:38:55,880 --> 00:38:58,600 Time. Started. 494 00:38:58,720 --> 00:39:01,920 When. You. Came. 495 00:39:02,040 --> 00:39:06,280 Into. The. Room. 496 00:39:06,400 --> 00:39:08,200 And time. 497 00:39:08,960 --> 00:39:11,520 - Bloody brilliant. - Yeah. 498 00:39:14,680 --> 00:39:17,000 Lars...! 499 00:39:17,120 --> 00:39:21,600 Do your old DJ fingers sense that there's some newer technology? 500 00:39:21,720 --> 00:39:25,320 I was almost magnetically drawn over there. 501 00:39:25,440 --> 00:39:30,360 I have no recollection of reading the task. 502 00:39:31,400 --> 00:39:36,000 Is it fun to solve a task without having an existential crisis? 503 00:39:36,120 --> 00:39:39,080 - I don't know. - I know Lars pretty well. 504 00:39:39,200 --> 00:39:43,400 I can't rule out that Lars isn't going through an existential crisis. 505 00:39:43,520 --> 00:39:48,920 - He's just hiding it so well. - It's a crazy trauma. 506 00:39:49,040 --> 00:39:54,000 - What did Lars do right here? - You listened to the tape with the bream on it. 507 00:39:54,120 --> 00:39:58,480 There's a little hint that you should go to the CD player - 508 00:39:58,600 --> 00:40:04,280 - where there's a CD that explains exactly what to do. 509 00:40:04,400 --> 00:40:08,600 You all listened to the bream tape all the way through. 510 00:40:08,720 --> 00:40:12,560 But it requires Lars' patience. 511 00:40:13,480 --> 00:40:16,760 Time. Time. 512 00:40:16,880 --> 00:40:19,600 For god's sake, stay in the room. 513 00:40:19,720 --> 00:40:24,120 Wait 20 minutes before you read the task. 514 00:40:24,240 --> 00:40:26,920 What were you doing all that time? 515 00:40:27,040 --> 00:40:31,160 - Talking to Mark. - About fish. We were having a good time. 516 00:40:31,280 --> 00:40:35,520 - Calling your accountant? - Yeah. Booking some DJ gigs. 517 00:40:37,520 --> 00:40:41,280 And you managed all those things in... how long? 518 00:40:41,400 --> 00:40:45,040 Thoroughness takes time. 519 00:40:45,160 --> 00:40:49,120 It turns into 19 minutes, a little slower than David. 520 00:40:49,240 --> 00:40:53,120 But the solution that's invited - 521 00:40:53,240 --> 00:40:56,680 - when you're encouraged to listen to the perch tape... 522 00:40:56,800 --> 00:40:59,760 What kind of path leads to the answer? 523 00:40:59,880 --> 00:41:04,560 The actual wording of the task is recorded on four out of the 10 tapes. 524 00:41:04,680 --> 00:41:09,600 Then it's cut up. If you've found the four correct tapes - 525 00:41:09,720 --> 00:41:13,520 - put them in their own players and play them simultaneously - 526 00:41:13,640 --> 00:41:16,880 - it comes out perfectly smoothly: "Draw a fish." 527 00:41:17,000 --> 00:41:22,360 Smart thinking. It's not your fault there are five idiots here. 528 00:41:22,480 --> 00:41:26,400 Now you've explained the other way to solve the problem, 529 00:41:26,520 --> 00:41:32,240 - shall we see Mette do it now? - We should definitely see Mette now. 530 00:41:34,960 --> 00:41:38,000 - This is London. - Fastest. 531 00:41:38,120 --> 00:41:41,040 When. You. 532 00:41:41,160 --> 00:41:45,120 It's like I have to play tapes at the same time, 533 00:41:45,240 --> 00:41:48,440 because then you'll get full sentences. 534 00:41:51,320 --> 00:41:53,840 Then it's ready. Come on. 535 00:41:53,960 --> 00:41:57,080 Now it's getting really exciting. 536 00:42:01,000 --> 00:42:04,440 Draw. A. Fish. 537 00:42:05,960 --> 00:42:08,400 Fastest. Wins. 538 00:42:08,520 --> 00:42:11,000 - The time. - Wins? 539 00:42:11,120 --> 00:42:15,040 - Started. When. - Shut the hell up. 540 00:42:15,160 --> 00:42:18,680 - Are you any closer to what you need to do? - Not at all. 541 00:42:21,280 --> 00:42:25,840 Does it have something to do with who's been on before? Jacob Taarnhøj. 542 00:42:25,960 --> 00:42:29,400 Damn, she's cracked the code. 543 00:42:29,520 --> 00:42:33,560 - Note to self: Record clues. - Thomas Warberg. 544 00:42:33,680 --> 00:42:38,200 He definitely has other people's vocal ear. 545 00:42:43,280 --> 00:42:46,760 Yeah, yeah. Shut up, Jesper Ole. [clip of Jesper's proposal song from season 7] 546 00:42:46,880 --> 00:42:48,440 Fish. 547 00:42:53,840 --> 00:42:56,640 We've heard that. 548 00:42:56,760 --> 00:42:59,320 Whatever. One more. 549 00:43:01,480 --> 00:43:04,760 No, I've fucking heard that one. 550 00:43:10,480 --> 00:43:13,240 Gone. You're done. 551 00:43:13,360 --> 00:43:15,280 Mark le Fêvre. 552 00:43:16,000 --> 00:43:18,880 It's gotten dark outside. 553 00:43:19,000 --> 00:43:22,320 I'm going to start crying soon. I'm gonna lose it. 554 00:43:22,440 --> 00:43:28,200 The... The words I got are fastest, perch, space, fish. 555 00:43:28,320 --> 00:43:33,720 - You didn't write the others down. - No, that's a damn shame. 556 00:43:33,840 --> 00:43:36,920 You still have all the tapes right there. 557 00:43:40,200 --> 00:43:42,080 Draw. 558 00:43:42,200 --> 00:43:43,800 Draw? 559 00:43:43,920 --> 00:43:48,360 Now I'm just drawing something. This could be a fish. 560 00:43:48,480 --> 00:43:50,800 And time. 561 00:43:50,920 --> 00:43:53,520 I have no words. 562 00:44:00,000 --> 00:44:02,960 That space was haunted. 563 00:44:03,080 --> 00:44:07,600 That was an insane task. I thought: I'm going insane now. 564 00:44:07,720 --> 00:44:10,920 You're right, the sun set. 565 00:44:11,040 --> 00:44:14,520 Going up and down and up and down. 566 00:44:14,640 --> 00:44:18,520 Whoa, that was one you could feel. 567 00:44:18,640 --> 00:44:24,800 You solved the task. You drew a fish. Then the timer stopped. And what did it say? 568 00:44:26,520 --> 00:44:29,800 If it seems like you're splitting at the seams - 569 00:44:29,920 --> 00:44:35,400 - it's because it took you 1 hour and 8 minutes. 570 00:44:42,840 --> 00:44:44,920 - Mark... - Yeah. 571 00:44:46,680 --> 00:44:51,080 The reason we work so well together is the timing. 572 00:44:51,200 --> 00:44:52,400 Yeah. 573 00:44:53,840 --> 00:44:56,880 Mark, what can you entertain us with? 574 00:44:57,000 --> 00:45:00,680 It's very difficult for me to just predict that. 575 00:45:12,400 --> 00:45:14,680 Órale, Mark. 576 00:45:16,400 --> 00:45:20,080 - Hey, Mark. - Cut it out, man. 577 00:45:20,200 --> 00:45:23,600 You've outdone yourself there. I think so. 578 00:45:24,600 --> 00:45:26,680 Órale. 579 00:45:26,800 --> 00:45:28,920 500. 580 00:45:30,920 --> 00:45:35,320 "Do the most unpredictable thing when the countdown reaches zero." 581 00:45:35,440 --> 00:45:38,120 "Most unpredictable act wins." 582 00:45:38,240 --> 00:45:42,920 "The countdown starts now." Most unpredictable? 583 00:45:44,640 --> 00:45:47,440 I feel like smashing something. 584 00:45:50,720 --> 00:45:54,080 - Is there a plan? - No, Mark. 585 00:45:54,200 --> 00:45:57,400 I had a feeling. 586 00:46:01,320 --> 00:46:06,520 500 seconds. For minute enthusiasts, that's 8 minutes and 20 seconds. 587 00:46:06,640 --> 00:46:09,920 For Ane, it's a solid 20 minutes. 588 00:46:10,040 --> 00:46:15,840 You have that time to prepare something unpredictable. Where do we start? 589 00:46:15,960 --> 00:46:22,560 We just need to see a balding man in his 50s. But also you, Lars. 590 00:46:25,200 --> 00:46:28,920 - What's up, Lars? - I'm getting there. 591 00:46:31,240 --> 00:46:34,680 That was the wrong kind of drum. 592 00:46:38,320 --> 00:46:42,160 Is this how you spend your workdays? 593 00:46:42,280 --> 00:46:45,920 Starting the clock and waiting for the time to go home. 594 00:46:46,040 --> 00:46:48,720 Now we're down to 17 seconds. 595 00:46:48,840 --> 00:46:51,800 - Is time up? - When we hit zero. 596 00:46:51,920 --> 00:46:55,280 Three, two, one... 597 00:47:05,120 --> 00:47:07,880 Crazy, he's wild. 598 00:47:08,000 --> 00:47:09,400 Now. 599 00:47:09,520 --> 00:47:13,080 Hi, Mum. Shut the hell up, man. 600 00:47:13,200 --> 00:47:19,400 I'm on Stormester, even though I'm the slightly irrelevant one. 601 00:47:21,280 --> 00:47:23,280 Who the hell are you? 602 00:47:24,960 --> 00:47:29,720 I have these with me, Mark. Now comes the unpredictable. 603 00:47:30,720 --> 00:47:35,120 I am able, with the help of these two sticks - 604 00:47:35,240 --> 00:47:38,840 - to pick up a packet of yeast. 605 00:47:38,960 --> 00:47:43,240 - There's 50 grams of yeast. Right? - Right. 606 00:47:44,400 --> 00:47:48,400 My name is Mark. I am 50 years old. 607 00:47:48,520 --> 00:47:52,000 And I live in a lovely house. 608 00:47:56,200 --> 00:48:01,320 This is the reason why baking never became big in Asia. 609 00:48:02,240 --> 00:48:06,720 - Weren't you surprised? - Yes, and many other feelings. 610 00:48:09,800 --> 00:48:12,800 - Yep. - That's good. 611 00:48:13,720 --> 00:48:17,000 Now you have to stop that. 612 00:48:21,000 --> 00:48:22,920 That's my guy. 613 00:48:23,040 --> 00:48:27,120 That was Mark le Fêvre from television, right? 614 00:48:33,240 --> 00:48:38,880 David, do you sincerely believe that Mark is 50 years old? 615 00:48:39,000 --> 00:48:42,400 I'd like to know that too. 616 00:48:42,520 --> 00:48:44,600 Answer! 617 00:48:45,800 --> 00:48:51,120 I think everyone here is about the same age. 618 00:48:53,560 --> 00:48:55,640 Plus/minus. 619 00:48:55,760 --> 00:49:00,320 It's a 23-year-old man, who's roasting when he goes for: 620 00:49:00,440 --> 00:49:04,360 "Look at me. I have a lovely house and a woman I love." 621 00:49:04,480 --> 00:49:07,640 "And children and two lovely dogs." 622 00:49:07,760 --> 00:49:10,520 Fuck, that's embarrassing for him. 623 00:49:13,480 --> 00:49:15,200 Live! 624 00:49:19,920 --> 00:49:25,320 - Lars, entrance on the Viking zebra? - Yes. 625 00:49:25,440 --> 00:49:31,160 The surprising thing, many would think, was the Viking zebra. 626 00:49:32,720 --> 00:49:36,800 But then I'm adding another layer. 627 00:49:36,920 --> 00:49:42,520 Two lovely, unpredictable proposals, Mark. So there are three left. 628 00:49:43,600 --> 00:49:46,960 Is there anything else on the back? No. 629 00:49:47,080 --> 00:49:49,400 The most unpredictable... 630 00:49:49,520 --> 00:49:53,280 Do you want to hear my bad idea? It was to make out with you. 631 00:49:56,360 --> 00:49:58,160 - Hey. - Hey. 632 00:50:02,200 --> 00:50:06,040 Now it's a little less predictable... 633 00:50:06,160 --> 00:50:08,360 I'm expecting some music. 634 00:50:08,480 --> 00:50:12,080 This one's really lovely. 635 00:50:14,480 --> 00:50:18,440 - How are you otherwise? - How much time is left? 636 00:50:18,560 --> 00:50:21,640 - 80. - Good time. 637 00:50:21,760 --> 00:50:24,400 I can go out and practice a little. 638 00:50:28,800 --> 00:50:31,680 Four, three, two... 639 00:50:40,560 --> 00:50:42,560 ...one, zero. 640 00:50:44,600 --> 00:50:46,600 Was that yeast? 641 00:50:49,400 --> 00:50:51,360 Now. 642 00:51:00,600 --> 00:51:03,960 Do you want a bell pepper? 643 00:51:04,080 --> 00:51:06,280 Yes, I'd like that. 644 00:51:11,360 --> 00:51:13,640 You didn't see that coming. 645 00:51:13,760 --> 00:51:16,960 You damn well didn't expect that. 646 00:51:29,360 --> 00:51:32,680 Where were you hiding the bell pepper, Mikkel? 647 00:51:32,800 --> 00:51:38,040 I didn't realise you were going to eat it. I had it in the back of my underwear. 648 00:51:39,280 --> 00:51:42,480 So you pick it up and hand it to Mark. 649 00:51:42,600 --> 00:51:47,200 The most unpredictable of all was that you ate from it. 650 00:51:47,320 --> 00:51:50,800 Ane, if you'd had the yeast in the same place... 651 00:51:52,000 --> 00:51:56,320 - I can't rule it out. - What's with you guys and yeast? 652 00:51:56,440 --> 00:51:59,880 - Did you swallow it? - Some of it. 653 00:52:00,000 --> 00:52:02,960 Not all of it. That was the plan. 654 00:52:03,080 --> 00:52:07,800 But several on the production team told me that it's a bit dangerous. 655 00:52:08,640 --> 00:52:12,320 It's actually not healthy. You can swell up. 656 00:52:13,360 --> 00:52:16,240 In the throat. It's not healthy. 657 00:52:19,120 --> 00:52:23,880 If you had to do the most entertaining thing in 500 seconds - 658 00:52:24,000 --> 00:52:27,520 - it was a close race. Five entertaining solutions. 659 00:52:27,640 --> 00:52:31,080 Now I'm going to rank you based on what was the most unpredictable. 660 00:52:31,200 --> 00:52:34,240 I wish there was a way to do that. 661 00:52:34,360 --> 00:52:38,360 Unless I had made a list in advance - 662 00:52:38,480 --> 00:52:42,560 - of the things that would be most predictable. 663 00:52:42,680 --> 00:52:47,160 - I know I wrote that list. - The list that was in the room? 664 00:52:47,280 --> 00:52:49,880 Was that where it was? 665 00:53:06,033 --> 00:53:09,900 "ATTACK MARK TAKE CLOTHES OFF ZEBRA" 666 00:53:10,000 --> 00:53:13,933 "COSTUME CHANGE LOUD AND SUDDEN SOUND FART" 667 00:53:14,200 --> 00:53:17,880 You have both zebra and taking off your clothes. 668 00:53:22,560 --> 00:53:26,440 - I was looking. - Did he? 669 00:53:26,560 --> 00:53:30,920 You even lifted it a little. Then you couldn't be bothered. 670 00:53:31,040 --> 00:53:34,520 I thought: "They wouldn't think of that." 671 00:53:34,640 --> 00:53:36,800 Yes, they would. 672 00:53:36,920 --> 00:53:42,120 Getting Mark to eat an ass bell pepper isn't on there. 673 00:53:43,640 --> 00:53:47,840 How many of them did things that were predicted by me? 674 00:53:47,960 --> 00:53:51,560 We have costume change bingo with David. 675 00:53:51,680 --> 00:53:54,320 Lars comes in on a zebra. 676 00:53:54,440 --> 00:53:58,280 Mikkel, if there was bingo before, there's a full card now. 677 00:53:58,400 --> 00:54:02,200 You did a costume change, took off your clothes, came in with the zebra - 678 00:54:02,320 --> 00:54:05,080 - and there was a loud noise. 679 00:54:05,200 --> 00:54:09,080 I can't help but make loud noises. I do it all the time. 680 00:54:09,200 --> 00:54:14,800 I'm handing out points here. Least predictable: Mikkel. 681 00:54:14,920 --> 00:54:18,280 Then there are 2 points for David's version of Mark. 682 00:54:18,400 --> 00:54:22,360 Lars picking up yeast was one of the most unpredictable things, 683 00:54:22,480 --> 00:54:28,440 but then you also fell into the zebra trap. So it's between Ane and Mette. 684 00:54:28,560 --> 00:54:33,240 Ane, if you just... 685 00:54:33,360 --> 00:54:36,080 ...hadn't spat the yeast out again - 686 00:54:36,200 --> 00:54:40,080 - then I would have thought: "I hadn't counted on that." 687 00:54:40,200 --> 00:54:42,000 Then she would have died. 688 00:54:42,120 --> 00:54:45,480 That would also have been unpredictable. 689 00:54:45,600 --> 00:54:51,080 - I understand the decision. - It only costs you a single point. 690 00:54:51,200 --> 00:54:56,080 That's 4 for you and 5 for the double recorder nose, Mette. 691 00:54:56,200 --> 00:54:58,640 Thank you so much. 692 00:54:58,760 --> 00:55:00,640 Thank you for that. 693 00:55:01,520 --> 00:55:03,760 - But. - Nothing. 694 00:55:03,880 --> 00:55:05,360 - Is. - Decided. 695 00:55:05,480 --> 00:55:07,160 - Before. - The final task. 696 00:55:07,280 --> 00:55:08,920 - Which. - Unfolds. 697 00:55:09,040 --> 00:55:10,480 - On. - The. 698 00:55:10,600 --> 00:55:12,080 - Stage. - Right. 699 00:55:12,200 --> 00:55:13,400 - Here. - Right. 700 00:55:13,520 --> 00:55:15,120 Now. 701 00:55:20,200 --> 00:55:24,920 The course is chalked out to a T. Who's going to read the final task aloud? 702 00:55:28,640 --> 00:55:33,960 - Mikkel, wouldn't you like to? - You bet your ass I would. 703 00:55:34,080 --> 00:55:37,720 "Deliver the best compliment on an egg to the Taskmaster." 704 00:55:37,840 --> 00:55:40,840 "It must be delivered on your remote-controlled car" - 705 00:55:40,960 --> 00:55:43,760 - "which must drive correctly through the course." 706 00:55:43,880 --> 00:55:47,280 "You must stay within the markings. You have 100 seconds." 707 00:55:47,400 --> 00:55:51,400 "Best compliment wins. Time starts on Mark's signal." 708 00:55:51,520 --> 00:55:56,120 So, compliments need to be delivered written on the eggs. 709 00:55:56,240 --> 00:56:01,040 The course starts at your pedestal. Then you have to drive up over the bridge. 710 00:56:01,160 --> 00:56:04,760 And then the egg and car need to go to the marking. 711 00:56:04,880 --> 00:56:07,080 I have points from five to one. 712 00:56:07,200 --> 00:56:11,840 That's assuming that I get five different compliments. 713 00:56:11,960 --> 00:56:17,480 There are points only for those who deliver a compliment within the time limit. 714 00:56:17,600 --> 00:56:20,400 - Are you ready? - Totally. 715 00:56:20,520 --> 00:56:23,800 Mark le Fêvre, on my signal, your signal. Go. 716 00:56:23,920 --> 00:56:25,560 Okay, let's go! 717 00:56:25,680 --> 00:56:29,120 - Was that it? - That was the signal. 718 00:56:30,280 --> 00:56:35,200 You have to both win and get there and the best compliment, right? 719 00:56:35,320 --> 00:56:38,120 Yes, best compliment delivered. 720 00:56:39,600 --> 00:56:44,000 Ooh. Hjortshøj with the finesse. 721 00:56:44,120 --> 00:56:47,560 Wow. It's very sensitivo, isn't it? 722 00:56:49,080 --> 00:56:51,680 Whoa! 723 00:56:51,800 --> 00:56:55,760 Then you have to drive back and get a new egg. 724 00:56:55,880 --> 00:56:58,440 I don't know how to turn. 725 00:56:59,720 --> 00:57:02,640 Sorry, sorry, sorry. Oh! 726 00:57:04,160 --> 00:57:06,040 No, no, no! 727 00:57:06,160 --> 00:57:09,240 Hello, it's 8pm. 728 00:57:11,560 --> 00:57:13,440 Well done, Mikkel. 729 00:57:13,560 --> 00:57:16,240 No! No! 730 00:57:16,360 --> 00:57:18,480 Can you get out of the way? 731 00:57:19,960 --> 00:57:21,960 Oh, it's just... 732 00:57:22,080 --> 00:57:23,840 Stop! 733 00:57:23,960 --> 00:57:27,840 Let mum tell you where that carport is. 734 00:57:27,960 --> 00:57:30,560 - This is hard! - 20 seconds left. 735 00:57:30,680 --> 00:57:33,920 - You need to reverse. - I'm trying, goddamn it! 736 00:57:34,040 --> 00:57:38,280 - He doesn't even have a license. - That was close, Mikkel. 737 00:57:38,400 --> 00:57:39,840 Oh no! 738 00:57:39,960 --> 00:57:43,080 - What's wrong, Ane? - Nothing, nothing... 739 00:57:43,200 --> 00:57:45,160 I'm confused now. 740 00:57:45,280 --> 00:57:47,480 Oops! 741 00:57:55,120 --> 00:57:57,840 Head to the parking spot, Ane. 742 00:57:57,960 --> 00:57:59,560 Yes, thank you. 743 00:58:01,880 --> 00:58:04,560 And time's up! 744 00:58:06,560 --> 00:58:07,880 Damn. 745 00:58:08,000 --> 00:58:12,960 - Now, the points will be awarded. - Who will it be? 746 00:58:13,080 --> 00:58:19,520 Let's see what we've gotten... from Ane Høgsberg. 747 00:58:19,640 --> 00:58:22,400 Read it aloud, Lasse. 748 00:58:22,520 --> 00:58:26,400 "You don't look as old as people say." 749 00:58:31,640 --> 00:58:34,400 The only compliment that got through. 750 00:58:34,520 --> 00:58:39,200 And that means there are only points for Ane Høgsberg. God help us. 751 00:58:39,320 --> 00:58:43,960 - 5 points for this egg. - Absolutely insane. 752 00:58:44,080 --> 00:58:46,360 Mark. 753 00:58:46,480 --> 00:58:50,640 Add Ane's 5 points to Ane's points and tell me: 754 00:58:50,760 --> 00:58:55,520 - Who has won tonight's show? - We're in a bit of a tight spot now. 755 00:58:55,640 --> 00:59:01,720 Right now it's tied between David and Ane, but... 756 00:59:01,840 --> 00:59:06,760 David has gotten 5 points more times than you have, Ane, 757 00:59:06,880 --> 00:59:10,000 so the winner is David Minerba. 758 00:59:21,640 --> 00:59:25,840 For the second time in a row, David Minerba has won a show. 759 00:59:25,960 --> 00:59:29,120 If you just tuned in, you missed everything. 760 00:59:29,240 --> 00:59:31,333 But we'll see you next week. Thank you for tonight. 761 00:59:32,900 --> 00:59:35,600 Original Danish subtitles: Karl Wagner (Dansk Video Tekst) 762 00:59:37,400 --> 00:59:40,100 Proofreading and adjustments: Chaya Friis and u/Taskmastermaster