1 00:00:02,480 --> 00:00:04,080 No! 2 00:00:06,360 --> 00:00:08,600 A very strange pirate. 3 00:00:10,880 --> 00:00:13,360 - Are you okay, Poul? - You're fired! 4 00:00:15,840 --> 00:00:19,160 - Remember to follow your dreams. - Bye, 3C. 5 00:00:22,920 --> 00:00:25,000 Stop! 6 00:00:25,120 --> 00:00:27,800 What have I done? 7 00:00:38,800 --> 00:00:43,000 Good evening. Welcome to Stormester. 8 00:00:43,120 --> 00:00:47,280 And I am, of course, the Taskmaster. It's my distinct pleasure - 9 00:00:47,400 --> 00:00:50,520 - to shut up, so we can greet the five. 10 00:00:50,640 --> 00:00:54,040 You know our quintet as Ane Høgsberg. 11 00:00:57,320 --> 00:01:00,240 David Minerba. 12 00:01:01,480 --> 00:01:04,800 Lars Hjortshøj. 13 00:01:04,920 --> 00:01:08,040 Mette Søndergaard. 14 00:01:08,160 --> 00:01:11,600 And Mikkel Klint Thorius. 15 00:01:16,800 --> 00:01:20,960 No, of course, a sextet. 16 00:01:21,080 --> 00:01:25,040 Because here's also my skilled assistant, Mark le Fêvre. 17 00:01:37,920 --> 00:01:42,440 Give it a rest. You'd think he was handing out points. 18 00:01:42,560 --> 00:01:46,360 - Who brought a prize with them? - You did, David. 19 00:01:46,480 --> 00:01:50,040 Yes, I brought a prize with me tonight. 20 00:01:50,160 --> 00:01:54,680 I have a mother, like many others. 21 00:01:54,800 --> 00:01:56,960 - Did you bring her with you? - No. 22 00:01:57,080 --> 00:02:02,040 But I got an 18th birthday present from my mother. Some magazines from the '80s. 23 00:02:02,160 --> 00:02:03,440 Ooh! 24 00:02:03,560 --> 00:02:09,320 - Sounds like something filthy. - Back when you were in your prime. 25 00:02:09,440 --> 00:02:13,640 They're comics. Slightly erotic comics. 26 00:02:13,760 --> 00:02:17,160 They were used for jerking off in the '80s. 27 00:02:17,280 --> 00:02:21,920 Young people are always on the internet, so it's good to go back to analogue. 28 00:02:22,040 --> 00:02:25,680 David's mother is trying to get him to read a little more. 29 00:02:25,800 --> 00:02:30,160 I also watch hardcore porn on the internet on the side. 30 00:02:30,280 --> 00:02:32,840 - Thanks, David. - Whew. 31 00:02:33,840 --> 00:02:36,560 Shall we look at getting started, Mark? 32 00:02:36,680 --> 00:02:40,840 We'll start with some words, and a decidedly excellent task. 33 00:02:53,160 --> 00:02:56,280 That was quite the entrance, eh? 34 00:02:57,160 --> 00:02:59,520 A school-related one. 35 00:03:05,080 --> 00:03:08,520 "Write an excellent word on the board." 36 00:03:08,640 --> 00:03:12,360 - Well, there are quite a few words. - Pressure-treated. 37 00:03:12,480 --> 00:03:13,960 - Plaice. - Aubergine. 38 00:03:14,080 --> 00:03:16,400 - Chai latte. - Fir. 39 00:03:16,520 --> 00:03:19,280 Then it's just a matter of choosing. 40 00:03:22,720 --> 00:03:26,280 Perspective. It's my favourite word. 41 00:03:26,400 --> 00:03:28,760 Excellent. 42 00:03:30,200 --> 00:03:33,640 - John dear. - That's how I spell it. 43 00:03:33,760 --> 00:03:36,920 Then there's something like... 44 00:03:37,040 --> 00:03:40,560 - Fromage. - Citronfromage. 45 00:03:40,680 --> 00:03:43,720 - Citronfromage. - That's a good word. 46 00:03:43,840 --> 00:03:46,320 That's a good word. 47 00:03:46,440 --> 00:03:48,320 Citronfromage. [Danish lemon mousse dessert] 48 00:03:57,720 --> 00:03:59,480 Here you go. 49 00:04:06,160 --> 00:04:10,720 "Call someone and get them to say your word the most times." 50 00:04:10,840 --> 00:04:12,440 Fuck. 51 00:04:12,560 --> 00:04:15,680 - Oh...! - "You must not say your word yourself." 52 00:04:15,800 --> 00:04:17,040 Shit! 53 00:04:17,160 --> 00:04:21,680 - "If the person you call..." - "...becomes suspicious..." 54 00:04:21,800 --> 00:04:23,469 "...Mark will hang up." 55 00:04:25,560 --> 00:04:28,560 "Your call must not last longer than five minutes." 56 00:04:28,680 --> 00:04:31,000 "The contestant who gets their word said..." 57 00:04:31,120 --> 00:04:33,560 "...the most times wins." Easy. 58 00:04:33,680 --> 00:04:37,040 I'm Googling 'tractor salesman' now. 59 00:04:38,240 --> 00:04:40,520 Who should I call? 60 00:04:49,080 --> 00:04:52,800 I don't know why the others chose such strange words. 61 00:04:52,920 --> 00:04:55,400 It's a good word from the '80s. 62 00:04:55,520 --> 00:05:00,120 There's a magazine up there called "The Beginning of Citronfromage". 63 00:05:00,240 --> 00:05:05,280 You have to get a person to say your word as many times as possible - 64 00:05:05,400 --> 00:05:10,160 - without them realising there's something you want them to do. 65 00:05:10,280 --> 00:05:15,509 - Who wants to try first? - We'll start over with Svetlans. 66 00:05:15,789 --> 00:05:19,958 She has a wonderful and very natural conversation about John Deere. 67 00:05:25,489 --> 00:05:27,569 - Hey, Svetlans. - Yeah, hey there. 68 00:05:28,929 --> 00:05:31,129 - Tractor brands. - What are you saying? 69 00:05:31,209 --> 00:05:32,769 I'm saying tractor brands. 70 00:05:32,849 --> 00:05:33,849 You know... 71 00:05:34,349 --> 00:05:37,039 What did you say, you naughty boy? 72 00:05:37,409 --> 00:05:39,249 - John Deere? - What did you say? 73 00:05:39,309 --> 00:05:40,309 John Deere? 74 00:05:40,349 --> 00:05:42,378 Oh, come on. 75 00:05:42,689 --> 00:05:44,095 John Deere. 76 00:05:44,120 --> 00:05:48,680 If you say it one more time, it's probably the 20th time you've said it. 77 00:05:48,845 --> 00:05:49,845 John Deere. 78 00:05:51,585 --> 00:05:53,125 So? What's with the phone call? 79 00:05:53,385 --> 00:05:56,305 Uh, I just felt like chatting a bit about the tractor, you know. 80 00:05:56,445 --> 00:05:58,075 Are you on a TV show? 81 00:06:01,240 --> 00:06:03,880 Something's fishy. 82 00:06:04,000 --> 00:06:06,760 - He was sweet. - Wasn't he? 83 00:06:08,440 --> 00:06:13,480 Do you have someone on speed dial you can have dirty tractor talk with? 84 00:06:13,600 --> 00:06:16,960 Yes. Tractor pulling, amirite? 85 00:06:17,080 --> 00:06:19,000 The question here is - 86 00:06:19,120 --> 00:06:24,480 - how many times you can get your good friend to say 'John Deere'. 87 00:06:24,600 --> 00:06:29,520 He suspects something, but that just means Mark ends the call, 88 00:06:29,640 --> 00:06:33,800 and then we stop counting. How far did we count? 89 00:06:33,920 --> 00:06:37,360 Five times. John Deere, a load of crap. 90 00:06:37,480 --> 00:06:40,240 Which contestants should we see now? 91 00:06:40,360 --> 00:06:44,120 The cream kings Mikkel and David, with citronfromage. 92 00:06:44,240 --> 00:06:46,680 Now you're just asking for it. 93 00:06:46,800 --> 00:06:50,520 Everyone's working now. Nah, I have comedian friends. 94 00:06:50,640 --> 00:06:55,560 I have a smart friend, Hans, who's studying law. I'll just call Karl. 95 00:06:55,680 --> 00:06:58,880 This guy has some cafés. He's into food. 96 00:06:59,000 --> 00:07:03,480 Hey, Karl. You just have to help me with something. 97 00:07:03,600 --> 00:07:08,680 Does one of your cafés serve a citrus dessert? 98 00:07:08,800 --> 00:07:12,960 Can't you name a dessert that's a little sour? 99 00:07:13,062 --> 00:07:14,753 I had a lemon tart at one point. 100 00:07:16,350 --> 00:07:17,959 Shaken currants? [currants and sugar shaken together in a jar] 101 00:07:17,983 --> 00:07:20,175 What is that? Shaken currants? 102 00:07:20,200 --> 00:07:22,600 What the fuck is 'shaken currants'? 103 00:07:22,720 --> 00:07:27,200 There's a base in it. Isn't there a dessert that's similar to that? 104 00:07:27,347 --> 00:07:28,940 What do you need it for? 105 00:07:29,053 --> 00:07:31,216 That's not important. Now you just have to say the word. 106 00:07:31,240 --> 00:07:35,960 But it exists out there, right? What is it now? 107 00:07:36,080 --> 00:07:38,160 A delicious... 108 00:07:38,790 --> 00:07:41,725 - Citronfromage. - Yeah! 109 00:07:41,750 --> 00:07:44,200 Isn't there a dessert that's similar to that? 110 00:07:44,941 --> 00:07:45,855 No... No I don't know. 111 00:07:45,880 --> 00:07:49,560 Won't you say the word 10 times to me? 112 00:07:50,473 --> 00:07:53,415 Citronfromage. Citronfromage. 113 00:07:53,440 --> 00:07:56,160 It's citrus-flavoured mush. 114 00:07:56,353 --> 00:07:57,353 Citronfromage. 115 00:07:57,473 --> 00:07:59,633 Citronfromage. Citronfromage. 116 00:07:59,880 --> 00:08:01,866 Citronfromage. Citronfromage. Citronfromage. 117 00:08:01,913 --> 00:08:03,180 Is it lemon mousse? 118 00:08:04,426 --> 00:08:06,940 - It's not that. - No. 119 00:08:09,710 --> 00:08:12,156 Is it a sort of lemon meringue thing? 120 00:08:14,349 --> 00:08:17,342 Citronfromage. Citronfromage. Citronfromage. 121 00:08:17,932 --> 00:08:20,332 Yeah, it's called a uhm... 122 00:08:25,333 --> 00:08:28,335 Citronfromage. Citronfromage. 123 00:08:29,280 --> 00:08:31,720 Just keep going. You just have to... 124 00:08:33,123 --> 00:08:36,950 Citronfromage. Citronfromage. Citronfromage. 125 00:08:37,077 --> 00:08:38,430 Citronfromage. 126 00:08:38,455 --> 00:08:41,337 Yes, for example! What was it you said? 127 00:08:41,377 --> 00:08:42,890 Citronfromage. 128 00:08:44,521 --> 00:08:45,821 I don't want to say it anymore. 129 00:08:46,888 --> 00:08:47,915 Easy. 130 00:08:48,120 --> 00:08:51,680 What will it take for you to say it a billion times? 131 00:08:51,889 --> 00:08:55,529 You're not part of some undercover camera prank? 132 00:08:55,560 --> 00:08:58,080 No, you're not. Wait! 133 00:08:58,200 --> 00:09:00,120 Fuck! 134 00:09:05,080 --> 00:09:08,400 He fucking works with food. 135 00:09:08,520 --> 00:09:12,200 Lemon mousse! That's not even a thing. 136 00:09:12,320 --> 00:09:17,320 The problem is he knows the names of many different dishes. 137 00:09:17,440 --> 00:09:19,840 None of them are citronfromage. 138 00:09:19,960 --> 00:09:23,840 How did you get your friend to say 'citronfromage' 20 times? 139 00:09:23,960 --> 00:09:26,920 He was completely plastered, I think. 140 00:09:27,040 --> 00:09:30,880 I say: "Fuck, all my friends are at work." 141 00:09:31,000 --> 00:09:34,120 And you're just like: "Who should I call?" 142 00:09:34,240 --> 00:09:36,000 Karl drives for Wolt. [food delivery company] 143 00:09:36,080 --> 00:09:40,280 How many times did they get their friends to say 'citronfromage'? 144 00:09:40,400 --> 00:09:43,400 They did very differently. 145 00:09:43,520 --> 00:09:48,560 Mikkel, you get your otherwise food-savvy, maybe ex-friend... 146 00:09:48,680 --> 00:09:51,160 Not very word-savvy friend. 147 00:09:51,280 --> 00:09:55,280 God knows. He only managed to say 'citronfromage' twice. 148 00:09:55,400 --> 00:09:58,360 How fucking useless. 149 00:09:58,480 --> 00:10:01,880 You need to get a hold of Karl. He's a little more plastered, 150 00:10:02,000 --> 00:10:05,680 and says it 34 times. 151 00:10:09,320 --> 00:10:11,760 That's a real friend. 152 00:10:11,880 --> 00:10:14,040 Yeah, that's a good friend. 153 00:10:14,160 --> 00:10:18,280 It pays to have a plastered circle of friends. 154 00:10:18,400 --> 00:10:22,800 - We're missing a few. - We're going to Ane and Lars. 155 00:10:22,920 --> 00:10:25,880 We're going to see a couple of familiar faces. 156 00:10:26,000 --> 00:10:29,960 Ane called former winner Carsten Eskelund. [season 8 winner] 157 00:10:30,080 --> 00:10:32,920 Lars calls an even more handsome guy, perhaps. 158 00:10:33,040 --> 00:10:35,303 A really good friend named Lasse. 159 00:10:36,840 --> 00:10:41,760 I think I'll call an old friend. 160 00:10:41,880 --> 00:10:43,960 I'm calling Carsten Eskelund. 161 00:10:44,080 --> 00:10:47,520 - His name is Lasse. - Hi, Carsten. 162 00:10:47,698 --> 00:10:49,257 Hi Lars, what can I do for you? 163 00:10:49,282 --> 00:10:55,000 I need you for... You have to say a word many, many times. 164 00:10:55,071 --> 00:10:58,778 - What are you doing? - I'm playing the piano. 165 00:10:58,802 --> 00:10:59,760 Huh, what do you need that for? 166 00:10:59,800 --> 00:11:01,535 A little pause... and we are back. 167 00:11:01,560 --> 00:11:07,640 The word I need you to say is another word for... 168 00:11:07,760 --> 00:11:12,000 I'm calling you about something work-related, because I'm jamming on show titles. 169 00:11:12,120 --> 00:11:14,800 So I thought: You're so good with words, Carsten 170 00:11:14,861 --> 00:11:19,108 I'm sitting here practicing the same song. 171 00:11:19,160 --> 00:11:23,640 In English it would be called 'outstanding'. 172 00:11:23,769 --> 00:11:28,874 Especially in the beginning, you could only limp along, but I had actually given 173 00:11:28,875 --> 00:11:32,776 an idea that if you were to use it commercially, it would be to find... 174 00:11:33,136 --> 00:11:35,574 Unique, outstanding, excellent... 175 00:11:36,152 --> 00:11:39,279 That was... That was number two. 176 00:11:39,304 --> 00:11:40,304 It was one of them. 177 00:11:40,610 --> 00:11:43,810 And then you do 40 minutes where you build half the number up. 178 00:11:44,390 --> 00:11:45,630 Unique, unique, unique. 179 00:11:45,631 --> 00:11:48,718 No, no, no, no, no. Excellent, excellent. 180 00:11:49,336 --> 00:11:51,418 But then next year you might know the whole melody. 181 00:11:51,443 --> 00:11:53,930 And then four years after, maybe two melodies. 182 00:11:53,990 --> 00:11:55,910 So it's simply just building up each year. 183 00:11:56,343 --> 00:11:58,570 Outstanding, outstanding, outstanding, outstanding. 184 00:11:59,160 --> 00:12:02,720 Carsten, I'm missing that one good word. 185 00:12:02,840 --> 00:12:07,520 It's about looking out. Something with vision. 186 00:12:07,640 --> 00:12:11,080 Can't you say it a few more times? 187 00:12:11,105 --> 00:12:13,263 It would be outstanding, if I said it a few times. 188 00:12:13,288 --> 00:12:17,002 Outstanding, outstanding. It's outstanding. It's outstanding, this question. 189 00:12:17,122 --> 00:12:18,772 Outstanding, outstanding. 190 00:12:18,800 --> 00:12:22,891 You have to put things a little in... 191 00:12:22,916 --> 00:12:24,743 - Perspective? - Yes, for example. 192 00:12:25,555 --> 00:12:28,190 Perspective. Perspective. Perspective. 193 00:12:28,215 --> 00:12:29,950 That's an outstanding task. 194 00:12:30,235 --> 00:12:31,635 That's outstanding daily. 195 00:12:31,735 --> 00:12:34,698 - Can it be used? - It can be used so much, Carsten. 196 00:12:34,723 --> 00:12:38,760 - Thank you very much. Bye, bye. - Thanks, Lasse. 197 00:12:40,960 --> 00:12:44,520 I think Lasse did it outstandingly. 198 00:12:47,609 --> 00:12:51,080 - Thanks for the chat, Lars. - Likewise. It was outstanding. 199 00:12:51,200 --> 00:12:56,360 Before you start with all your: "You wrote the task yourself." 200 00:12:56,480 --> 00:13:00,880 Didn't you smell something strange about this phone call? 201 00:13:01,000 --> 00:13:05,280 I'm with you guys. You could have just called me. I would have liked to help. 202 00:13:05,400 --> 00:13:09,200 Citronfromage, citronfromage, citronfromage. 203 00:13:09,320 --> 00:13:12,160 - That was already one more. - Does that count? 204 00:13:12,280 --> 00:13:14,600 No. 205 00:13:14,720 --> 00:13:18,160 Ane, are you being too polite when you talk to colleagues? 206 00:13:18,280 --> 00:13:21,240 Only now it dawns on me - 207 00:13:21,360 --> 00:13:25,840 - that I could just have told Carsten to say it many times. 208 00:13:25,960 --> 00:13:29,600 You're only challenged if your conversation partner says: 209 00:13:29,720 --> 00:13:33,280 "Something's wrong here." 210 00:13:33,400 --> 00:13:38,160 How do you have friends you can call up and say strange words to? 211 00:13:38,280 --> 00:13:41,600 Well, I also have friends who don't do anything. 212 00:13:45,640 --> 00:13:49,680 - There are two words left. - We can start with Ane and Carsten. 213 00:13:49,800 --> 00:13:53,720 It became quite a few times, compared to Mikkel. 214 00:13:53,840 --> 00:13:57,680 You actually got Carsten to say it four times. 215 00:13:57,800 --> 00:14:02,000 But that's nothing compared to when you get started. 216 00:14:02,120 --> 00:14:05,400 - 14 times. - That's pretty impressive. 217 00:14:08,440 --> 00:14:12,960 We should go from a task where participants can get help from outside - 218 00:14:13,080 --> 00:14:16,360 - to something where they wish they'd gotten help. 219 00:14:16,480 --> 00:14:20,440 Something that puts their self-control to the test. 220 00:14:20,560 --> 00:14:25,480 At the risk of triggering a trauma, we're going to do something with these. 221 00:14:41,123 --> 00:14:42,025 Hi, Mark. 222 00:14:42,050 --> 00:14:47,320 So, there are some switches from the last century lined up here. 223 00:14:47,440 --> 00:14:50,080 Should I read the task first? 224 00:14:50,200 --> 00:14:53,280 When there's a button, you get completely... 225 00:14:53,400 --> 00:14:55,840 Do whatever you want. 226 00:14:57,040 --> 00:15:00,920 - I'm not touching this one. - Why do you say that? 227 00:15:01,040 --> 00:15:05,040 It's something about the red circle-stop sign thing. 228 00:15:05,160 --> 00:15:08,680 I only want to touch that one. 229 00:15:10,360 --> 00:15:11,760 No, no. 230 00:15:15,680 --> 00:15:19,200 - Oh, wow. - What's this now? 231 00:15:19,320 --> 00:15:24,040 Some small notes. For example, it says 'Danger'. 232 00:15:24,160 --> 00:15:29,200 - 'Vibration'. - 'Air', 'Light', 'Bubbles', and 'Smoke'. 233 00:15:29,320 --> 00:15:31,680 Sounds like a Johnson [rapper] song. 234 00:15:31,800 --> 00:15:35,880 "Do what you want with these switches for the next five minutes." 235 00:15:37,920 --> 00:15:41,040 "You will then complete a task in the laboratory." 236 00:15:41,160 --> 00:15:43,800 "The circumstances will change..." 237 00:15:43,920 --> 00:15:46,720 "...depending on the positions of the switches." 238 00:15:46,840 --> 00:15:50,004 "Your time starts when you've understood the task." 239 00:15:50,028 --> 00:15:51,320 In a couple of months. 240 00:15:51,440 --> 00:15:55,320 - Oh, Mark. - There are five minutes to just... 241 00:15:59,400 --> 00:16:02,480 Awful. We didn't know... 242 00:16:02,600 --> 00:16:06,840 You have five minutes to... What's with the switches? 243 00:16:06,960 --> 00:16:11,000 You can choose to press them or not. 244 00:16:11,120 --> 00:16:16,400 Neither of us are forcing you to press anything at all. 245 00:16:16,520 --> 00:16:19,040 Just the voices in your head. 246 00:16:19,160 --> 00:16:22,800 Mikkel, you're already at it, before the time even starts. 247 00:16:22,920 --> 00:16:25,720 There's something in me. 248 00:16:25,840 --> 00:16:30,600 When there are buttons, you gotta push it. You just can't help it. 249 00:16:30,720 --> 00:16:35,000 It's a damn good thing you don't have a real job. 250 00:16:35,120 --> 00:16:38,480 - Where do we start? - We can see all five. 251 00:16:38,600 --> 00:16:41,080 Let's see how well they handle the pressure. 252 00:16:41,200 --> 00:16:44,280 I can sense where Mikkel's heading. 253 00:16:44,400 --> 00:16:48,240 I'll flip this one, and then something changes. 254 00:16:48,360 --> 00:16:52,000 I'll flip it back, then it changes back. 255 00:16:52,120 --> 00:16:54,560 I don't dare touch anything. 256 00:16:55,150 --> 00:16:57,920 - You want to, right? - Are you crazy?! 257 00:16:58,040 --> 00:17:01,912 There are different strategies. You could just go randomly. 258 00:17:05,280 --> 00:17:09,160 You could also just say they're all the same. 259 00:17:10,320 --> 00:17:14,040 I hope this means there will be light. 260 00:17:14,160 --> 00:17:19,920 Have you seen the back of this? It's a board. Can you see that? 261 00:17:20,040 --> 00:17:22,760 I'm turning this one green. Yellow is up. 262 00:17:22,880 --> 00:17:26,080 Let's turn on the light. Is 'up' on? 263 00:17:39,720 --> 00:17:42,440 I think it's pretty good, actually. 264 00:17:47,720 --> 00:17:49,840 But, well... 265 00:17:59,640 --> 00:18:02,360 You did it! 266 00:18:02,480 --> 00:18:06,640 I don't regret for one second that I did it. 267 00:18:11,480 --> 00:18:15,160 You have to take some chances in this life. 268 00:18:15,280 --> 00:18:18,200 I'm never getting in an elevator with you. 269 00:18:18,320 --> 00:18:22,840 Why not? The ride takes a little longer, but it's much more fun. 270 00:18:22,960 --> 00:18:25,520 Lars, you're the only one... 271 00:18:25,640 --> 00:18:29,240 - I'm not touching anything. - You're very reserved. 272 00:18:29,360 --> 00:18:34,240 A man who's having his 'MeToo' scandal. "I haven't touched anything." 273 00:18:34,360 --> 00:18:37,720 - I'm not touching anything. - That's the standard answer. 274 00:18:39,360 --> 00:18:43,120 How's it going with keeping your mitts off the buttons - 275 00:18:43,240 --> 00:18:46,480 - or maybe not being able to? 276 00:18:46,600 --> 00:18:49,480 There's a very big difference. 277 00:18:49,600 --> 00:18:52,600 David, you only pressed four switches. 278 00:18:52,720 --> 00:18:54,610 Mikkel... 279 00:18:55,155 --> 00:18:57,320 104. 280 00:18:58,240 --> 00:19:02,856 Which is the equivalent to you pressing a switch every 3 seconds. 281 00:19:03,400 --> 00:19:05,760 I really went to town on it. 282 00:19:05,880 --> 00:19:10,920 Mark, will you reveal what task the switches affect? 283 00:19:11,040 --> 00:19:13,120 Naturally. Coming here. 284 00:19:16,040 --> 00:19:18,000 - Hi. - Mojn, Ane. ['Mojn' means 'hi'] 285 00:19:18,120 --> 00:19:21,440 We're doing this whole task in the South Jutland dialect. 286 00:19:21,560 --> 00:19:24,120 Holy crap, a lot's happening! 287 00:19:25,040 --> 00:19:27,400 - Is that a weight? - Oh no! 288 00:19:27,520 --> 00:19:30,240 I think I've messed up. 289 00:19:30,360 --> 00:19:35,240 "Balance the most blocks on the shelf." That's the shelf, those are blocks. 290 00:19:35,360 --> 00:19:39,000 "You must remain standing on the platform throughout the entire task." 291 00:19:39,120 --> 00:19:41,160 "You have five minutes." 292 00:19:41,280 --> 00:19:44,400 "Most blocks on the shelf, when the time is up, wins." 293 00:19:44,520 --> 00:19:47,600 "Your time starts when you have understood the task." 294 00:19:47,720 --> 00:19:49,760 Have you understood the task? 295 00:19:49,880 --> 00:19:53,160 I need to get as many blocks as possible on the shelf. 296 00:19:53,280 --> 00:19:55,640 Thank you, yes. Time is running. 297 00:19:56,640 --> 00:19:59,360 They can stand there just fine. 298 00:19:59,480 --> 00:20:03,480 - Did you press any of the switches? - No! 299 00:20:06,440 --> 00:20:08,680 Get away! 300 00:20:13,880 --> 00:20:18,920 High risk, high reward. At least high risk. 301 00:20:19,040 --> 00:20:22,920 Who's up first, when people have to try to balance blocks - 302 00:20:23,040 --> 00:20:26,760 - while they themselves have chosen how much they should be distracted? 303 00:20:26,880 --> 00:20:30,840 We're starting with Ane, David, Mette, and Lars. 304 00:20:30,960 --> 00:20:35,720 A little clip I've called: "Do you remember those switches?" 305 00:20:35,840 --> 00:20:37,520 Okay. Good. 306 00:20:39,000 --> 00:20:43,280 - Well, that didn't go so well. - It's going pretty well. 307 00:20:44,080 --> 00:20:46,560 Do you remember those switches? 308 00:20:47,720 --> 00:20:50,080 Okay. 309 00:20:50,200 --> 00:20:53,440 Mark, it's gotten completely dark now. 310 00:21:01,400 --> 00:21:02,960 Oh no! 311 00:21:03,080 --> 00:21:05,840 That's not an optimal setting, Mark. 312 00:21:05,960 --> 00:21:10,000 - What's happening? - It's a smoke machine. 313 00:21:10,120 --> 00:21:12,640 No! Hello! 314 00:21:12,760 --> 00:21:15,343 It's a bit like being in a nightmare. 315 00:21:19,360 --> 00:21:23,720 It's going really well. I don't have any system for the colours. 316 00:21:23,795 --> 00:21:28,695 ♪ Now it's shaking me! ♪ 317 00:21:28,760 --> 00:21:31,440 You have an astonishingly steady hand. 318 00:21:32,720 --> 00:21:34,400 Oh no, Mark! 319 00:21:34,520 --> 00:21:36,440 - Stop! - Oi-oi-oi. 320 00:21:36,560 --> 00:21:39,960 - You have two minutes left. - Stop! I'm not doing anything! 321 00:21:40,080 --> 00:21:42,680 It's going bloody well. 322 00:21:42,800 --> 00:21:45,880 Come on, Mette Søndergaard. Damn! 323 00:21:46,000 --> 00:21:47,880 Mark! 324 00:21:48,880 --> 00:21:53,600 - Did you turn on all the switches? - If I did? 325 00:22:09,560 --> 00:22:11,320 Oh! 326 00:22:11,440 --> 00:22:15,040 - It's really annoying. - 20 seconds. 327 00:22:17,320 --> 00:22:19,520 And time's up. 328 00:22:19,640 --> 00:22:21,337 And time. And time. 329 00:22:22,520 --> 00:22:26,520 And time's up. Very impressive. 330 00:22:26,640 --> 00:22:28,800 How do you think it went? 331 00:22:30,440 --> 00:22:33,360 I have to tell you something, David Minerba. 332 00:22:33,480 --> 00:22:38,120 I know I've done my job well as the Taskmaster - 333 00:22:38,240 --> 00:22:43,640 - when just one contestant says: "It's like being in a nightmare." 334 00:22:43,760 --> 00:22:47,760 - Yeah, it's pretty much the same. - It didn't look that way for Lars. 335 00:22:47,880 --> 00:22:51,920 - I thought it was a dream. - How did the rest of you feel? 336 00:22:52,040 --> 00:22:56,048 You become very aware of your loose skin... 337 00:22:56,072 --> 00:22:57,443 ...when it shakes like that. 338 00:22:58,360 --> 00:23:01,960 We thought Lars had kept his mitts off the switches. 339 00:23:02,080 --> 00:23:07,440 - Apparently not. I was tempted. - It was a different time. 340 00:23:12,040 --> 00:23:15,920 All the switches were set so that everything was off except the light. 341 00:23:16,040 --> 00:23:20,480 If you'd kept your mitts to yourselves, it would have been really easy. 342 00:23:20,600 --> 00:23:25,600 Were any distractions particularly annoying? The vibrating platform? 343 00:23:25,720 --> 00:23:29,680 The board was pretty cool, because I've danced a lot of Riverdance. 344 00:23:29,800 --> 00:23:33,000 I'm used to being rigid from the stomach up. 345 00:23:33,120 --> 00:23:37,160 - I want to see that. - We all want to. 346 00:23:38,160 --> 00:23:40,800 Mette! Mette! Mette! 347 00:23:40,920 --> 00:23:42,520 Yeah, yeah, yeah. 348 00:23:44,200 --> 00:23:46,240 Shh! 349 00:24:07,280 --> 00:24:10,640 - Very beautiful. Thank you, Mette. - You're welcome. 350 00:24:10,760 --> 00:24:15,320 That was an upper body in total stillness. Not a muscle moved. 351 00:24:15,440 --> 00:24:17,840 You've been practicing a lot. 352 00:24:17,960 --> 00:24:21,480 Do you have results for our four participants? 353 00:24:22,776 --> 00:24:25,360 Lars, you managed to get 42 pieces on the shelf. 354 00:24:25,480 --> 00:24:30,200 - Ane, you end up with 28. - 28? Great. 355 00:24:30,320 --> 00:24:34,320 Mette, you managed to place 14 pieces. And then there's... 356 00:24:35,600 --> 00:24:37,648 ...vibrating David: 357 00:24:37,672 --> 00:24:39,320 four pieces. 358 00:24:42,040 --> 00:24:46,040 We're missing Mikkel, who has choreographed - 359 00:24:46,160 --> 00:24:52,403 - a show that appeals to all the senses for five minutes. 360 00:24:52,689 --> 00:24:56,880 - Shall we see how it goes? - Many of us would like that. 361 00:24:57,000 --> 00:25:00,600 From here, we'd like to wish you a huge amount of good luck. 362 00:25:04,000 --> 00:25:07,640 I have a feeling there's more to it than that. 363 00:25:07,760 --> 00:25:10,840 - Do you remember what you pressed? - No! 364 00:25:11,840 --> 00:25:14,800 Get away! Look at that. 365 00:25:14,920 --> 00:25:18,320 It's going great. What the hell are you talking about? 366 00:25:18,440 --> 00:25:20,560 Look here. 367 00:25:20,680 --> 00:25:23,640 There isn't a big pay-off coming - 368 00:25:23,760 --> 00:25:28,400 - where a big ball comes down from the ceiling and smashes everything? 369 00:25:28,520 --> 00:25:30,920 No, not that kind of pay-off. 370 00:25:34,440 --> 00:25:37,720 Easy, easy, easy. Easy! Easy! 371 00:25:37,840 --> 00:25:41,680 - And time's up. Are you happy? - Yes. 372 00:25:41,800 --> 00:25:46,040 What do you think that final switch did? 373 00:25:48,040 --> 00:25:50,560 - Nothing. - Okay. 374 00:25:51,256 --> 00:25:53,083 [10 MINUTES EARLIER] 375 00:25:58,240 --> 00:25:59,143 You did it! 376 00:25:59,177 --> 00:26:00,535 [Disqualified] 377 00:26:00,560 --> 00:26:03,770 - Why did you do that? - I don't know. What happens now? 378 00:26:04,760 --> 00:26:07,920 Don't do that to me! 379 00:26:08,040 --> 00:26:11,520 It was supposed to be my big moment. 380 00:26:11,640 --> 00:26:14,129 They were all there. I would have won. 381 00:26:14,803 --> 00:26:19,840 If you hadn't pressed that switch, you would 100% have won. 382 00:26:19,960 --> 00:26:21,720 No, no! 383 00:26:21,840 --> 00:26:26,160 Disqualified. How are the points distributed? 384 00:26:26,280 --> 00:26:29,600 Points. We can do that. 385 00:26:29,720 --> 00:26:31,636 We could also... 386 00:26:32,440 --> 00:26:36,160 ...see if others couldn't keep their mitts to themselves. 387 00:26:37,480 --> 00:26:38,637 Aha! 388 00:26:39,923 --> 00:26:43,320 - You almost have to do it. - You decide. 389 00:26:46,720 --> 00:26:51,080 - I'll start by doing this. - I'm turning it on. 390 00:26:52,120 --> 00:26:53,916 I'm doing it. 391 00:26:54,520 --> 00:26:56,760 You certainly did that. 392 00:27:01,240 --> 00:27:06,083 I forgot. Did you? You win some, you lose some. 393 00:27:06,800 --> 00:27:11,936 That 'win some' part, I'm looking in the middle of the field. Hey, Lars. 394 00:27:14,520 --> 00:27:17,480 If there's anything, it's proof - 395 00:27:17,600 --> 00:27:21,680 - that men over 50 have learned to keep their hands to themselves. 396 00:27:21,800 --> 00:27:25,480 Then it's easy to distribute the points, Mark. 397 00:27:25,600 --> 00:27:29,936 Zero, zero, zero, zero. And Lars, 5 points. 398 00:27:34,560 --> 00:27:36,640 Onwards to the next task. 399 00:27:36,760 --> 00:27:42,480 This task takes the premise of the whole show, and boils it down into one minute. 400 00:27:56,440 --> 00:27:58,720 Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah! 401 00:27:59,920 --> 00:28:02,440 What do you say to this entrance? 402 00:28:03,600 --> 00:28:07,240 - It's just me. - That's good, Lars. 403 00:28:07,360 --> 00:28:09,800 - Hi, Mark. - Hi, David. 404 00:28:12,680 --> 00:28:16,600 I could have looked like that. 405 00:28:16,720 --> 00:28:19,200 Hourglass figure. 406 00:28:19,320 --> 00:28:21,080 Something to do with time. 407 00:28:21,200 --> 00:28:24,280 Now I'm more of a cylinder. 408 00:28:28,320 --> 00:28:31,560 - "Impress the Taskmaster..." - "...in one minute." 409 00:28:31,680 --> 00:28:36,160 - "You have until the studio recordings..." - "...to prepare your minute." 410 00:28:36,280 --> 00:28:38,800 "So, your time doesn't start now." 411 00:28:38,920 --> 00:28:40,960 Cool. That's nice. 412 00:28:41,080 --> 00:28:45,400 - Can you do something he can't? - I certainly can. 413 00:28:45,520 --> 00:28:49,760 For example, I could shut up for almost 60 seconds. 414 00:28:50,960 --> 00:28:54,680 I can do this for a whole minute. 415 00:28:54,800 --> 00:28:59,163 I could also say the sentence: 'I don't know anything about that.' 416 00:29:02,649 --> 00:29:05,240 You clearly have the physique for it. 417 00:29:05,360 --> 00:29:08,160 - Is there anything you can't do? - Many things. 418 00:29:08,280 --> 00:29:10,903 I can't do that many push-ups. 419 00:29:12,720 --> 00:29:16,136 I also could also breastfeed a baby. 420 00:29:17,536 --> 00:29:20,400 I'm just going to say something, and you'll cut it out. 421 00:29:20,520 --> 00:29:24,280 I could euthanise 10 kittens incredibly quickly. 422 00:29:24,400 --> 00:29:27,400 I could walk on hot coals. 423 00:29:30,440 --> 00:29:32,200 I'll think about it. 424 00:29:34,600 --> 00:29:38,600 That could kill two birds with one stone, because I promise - 425 00:29:38,720 --> 00:29:42,600 - that if you breastfeed a baby for 60 seconds, Lars - 426 00:29:42,720 --> 00:29:45,480 - then I'll shut up in the meantime. 427 00:29:45,600 --> 00:29:50,160 Mark, would you like to introduce the first contestant? 428 00:29:50,280 --> 00:29:54,880 First to impress is you, Mikkel Klint Thorius. 429 00:29:54,905 --> 00:30:00,280 Yeah. It hasn't started yet, because it wasn't very impressive. 430 00:30:00,400 --> 00:30:04,720 If you want to impress someone, it's important to do something - 431 00:30:04,840 --> 00:30:09,080 - that the person you want to impress can't figure out themselves. 432 00:30:09,200 --> 00:30:14,280 So I will now demonstrate how to set aside for taxes. 433 00:30:14,343 --> 00:30:19,656 [in 2024, it was revealed that Lasse owed DKK4.1m / £469k in taxes] 434 00:30:19,680 --> 00:30:24,923 If we can get Borger.skat.dk up here... [Danish tax authority website] 435 00:30:26,320 --> 00:30:28,709 We can't. We'll do something else. 436 00:30:29,520 --> 00:30:34,770 I'd actually like to impress you. I'm going to do a magic trick for you. 437 00:30:34,836 --> 00:30:38,120 I actually liked the first idea better. 438 00:30:38,240 --> 00:30:41,080 Let's see if we can combine them. 439 00:30:41,200 --> 00:30:44,320 I've been practicing, I swear. I'll run my finger over it. 440 00:30:44,440 --> 00:30:47,120 - You say stop. - Stop. 441 00:30:47,240 --> 00:30:51,120 Is this your card? Take it. Look at it. 442 00:30:51,240 --> 00:30:54,960 Put it back in the deck somewhere I can't see. 443 00:30:55,080 --> 00:30:58,360 - Shuffle the deck. - I'm on it. 444 00:30:58,480 --> 00:31:01,320 Yeah, thanks. Give it to me. 445 00:31:01,440 --> 00:31:04,160 Now we have to find your card again. 446 00:31:04,280 --> 00:31:08,760 Let's say this is your income. 447 00:31:08,880 --> 00:31:12,160 - Oh, we're back to that. - Yeah, it's a bit much. 448 00:31:12,280 --> 00:31:17,760 It comes into your account. Then you say "Now I'm setting aside." 449 00:31:17,880 --> 00:31:20,960 - Try saying it. - I'm setting aside. 450 00:31:21,080 --> 00:31:25,040 More than once. You don't usually set aside that much in general. 451 00:31:25,160 --> 00:31:28,400 Right now you've set aside one tax card over there. 452 00:31:28,520 --> 00:31:33,120 - Because you're not setting aside more. - I'm setting aside more. More! 453 00:31:33,240 --> 00:31:36,840 - You're not setting aside more than that. - That's two cards. 454 00:31:36,960 --> 00:31:39,480 - Is it one of these? - Yes. 455 00:31:39,600 --> 00:31:43,000 - I'll choose that one. - Then we'll take this one away. 456 00:31:43,120 --> 00:31:47,600 - What was your card? - Four of diamonds. 457 00:31:53,800 --> 00:31:58,120 - That's damn impressive. - That's impressive. 458 00:32:01,280 --> 00:32:07,840 And you also learned to set aside not-very-much for taxes. 459 00:32:07,960 --> 00:32:11,600 - Who's next? - It's you, David. 460 00:32:12,840 --> 00:32:16,640 I've made a song and learned to play the ukulele. 461 00:32:16,760 --> 00:32:21,129 That's cool. You never know when inspiration will strike you. 462 00:32:21,600 --> 00:32:24,640 This one hit me on the toilet. 463 00:32:30,880 --> 00:32:34,200 ♪ I'm just sitting here, shitting all alone. ♪ 464 00:32:34,320 --> 00:32:38,360 ♪ I'm just sitting here squeezing, and cannot feel my legs. ♪ 465 00:32:38,480 --> 00:32:42,640 ♪ My boss calls me and says: "It's a bit of a problem." ♪ 466 00:32:42,760 --> 00:32:45,320 ♪ I'm just sitting here... ♪ 467 00:33:05,440 --> 00:33:09,320 ♪ I'm just sitting here, shitting all alone. ♪ 468 00:33:09,440 --> 00:33:12,760 ♪ I'm just sitting here squeezing, and cannot feel my legs. ♪ 469 00:33:12,880 --> 00:33:16,960 ♪ My boss calls me and says: "It's a bit of a problem." ♪ 470 00:33:17,080 --> 00:33:19,560 ♪ I'm just sitting here... ♪ 471 00:33:28,120 --> 00:33:31,720 I'm impressed with how you set the scene so skilfully. 472 00:33:31,840 --> 00:33:36,240 And you're thinking: I need to clarify if there's anyone else here. 473 00:33:36,360 --> 00:33:40,200 No, he's all alone. And that's good to know. 474 00:33:40,320 --> 00:33:42,576 My girlfriend sometimes comes with me. 475 00:33:45,440 --> 00:33:50,400 Then I'm surprised you didn't yell, "I'm done!" 476 00:33:50,520 --> 00:33:53,800 I wasn't allowed to by the editors. 477 00:33:54,920 --> 00:34:00,200 Thank you, David Minerba. We still need three impressive contestants. 478 00:34:01,280 --> 00:34:06,680 The bar has been set... somewhere. And now we're coming to you, Ane. 479 00:34:06,800 --> 00:34:09,640 I've gone a bit Mikkel-esque. 480 00:34:09,760 --> 00:34:15,360 I thought: What could impress you, Lasse, is something you can't do. 481 00:34:15,480 --> 00:34:18,680 Because, god knows, there's not much you can't do. 482 00:34:18,800 --> 00:34:23,840 And, god knows, there's not much you can't do that I happen to... 483 00:34:23,960 --> 00:34:27,760 I can't do much that you can't also do. 484 00:34:27,880 --> 00:34:30,200 We're very similar, after all. 485 00:34:30,320 --> 00:34:34,480 We talk a lot. We both date a bit beneath us. [presumably age-wise, given Lasse's reputation] 486 00:34:34,600 --> 00:34:38,560 But there is one thing, I can do that you can't. 487 00:34:38,680 --> 00:34:40,800 Here it comes. 488 00:34:43,800 --> 00:34:45,880 No...! 489 00:34:46,000 --> 00:34:47,663 Yes. 490 00:34:48,320 --> 00:34:51,600 - There's a little baby. - No! 491 00:34:52,880 --> 00:34:58,480 And it didn't take more than a minute to make. 492 00:34:58,600 --> 00:35:02,360 - Congratulations. - Thanks. And to you too. 493 00:35:02,480 --> 00:35:07,560 That's three good slices of being impressed that we've shaved off here. 494 00:35:07,680 --> 00:35:10,760 Let's take another slice. Lars. 495 00:35:10,880 --> 00:35:14,520 It requires you to come up with something quite special. 496 00:35:14,640 --> 00:35:18,040 I'll start by going barefoot. 497 00:35:18,160 --> 00:35:21,120 - Because... - No, no, no! 498 00:35:21,240 --> 00:35:26,480 Out at the house, I mentioned very briefly that I could walk on coals. 499 00:35:26,600 --> 00:35:29,400 Is there...? No, no, no! 500 00:35:29,520 --> 00:35:33,400 It requires a good portion of rough skin on the toes. 501 00:35:53,720 --> 00:35:54,920 Damn. 502 00:36:10,600 --> 00:36:13,680 And then Riverdance! 503 00:36:18,120 --> 00:36:20,440 God damn! 504 00:36:20,560 --> 00:36:24,360 - Are you okay? - Are you crazy, man?! 505 00:36:24,480 --> 00:36:27,160 It smells a bit burnt over here. 506 00:36:27,280 --> 00:36:30,476 Many will be thinking: "It's just at room temperature." 507 00:36:31,600 --> 00:36:35,443 But inside this room, with so many people... 508 00:36:35,468 --> 00:36:36,688 There are lights. 509 00:36:36,712 --> 00:36:39,680 We're up to at least 24-25 degrees. 510 00:36:49,640 --> 00:36:52,240 That was quite a hike. 511 00:36:52,360 --> 00:36:57,360 Lars was the penultimate one, and we need to do it one more time... 512 00:36:58,840 --> 00:37:02,480 What I have chosen to impress you with is - 513 00:37:02,600 --> 00:37:07,823 - that I will beat the current record - 514 00:37:08,303 --> 00:37:12,240 - for holding the longest note. 515 00:37:13,280 --> 00:37:19,600 And ladies and gentlemen, this is the current champion - 516 00:37:19,720 --> 00:37:23,680 - the person who holds the record in Denmark - 517 00:37:23,800 --> 00:37:26,960 - for holding the longest note - 518 00:37:27,080 --> 00:37:31,240 - whom I've gotten to compete with me. 519 00:37:32,360 --> 00:37:37,160 Ladies and gentlemen... Mr. Stig Rossen! [Danish musical actor] 520 00:37:47,200 --> 00:37:50,160 ♪ When I look back, ♪ 521 00:37:50,280 --> 00:37:53,280 ♪ I will always recall, ♪ 522 00:37:53,400 --> 00:37:56,880 ♪ moment for moment, ♪ 523 00:37:57,000 --> 00:38:00,360 ♪ this was the moment. ♪ 524 00:38:00,480 --> 00:38:03,600 ♪ The greatest moment ♪ 525 00:38:03,720 --> 00:38:07,760 ♪ of them ♪ 526 00:38:07,880 --> 00:38:16,588 ♪ allllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllll... ♪ 527 00:38:34,600 --> 00:38:37,320 Stig Rossen! 528 00:38:42,520 --> 00:38:45,400 Mr. Stig Rossen! 529 00:38:48,280 --> 00:38:52,240 - Whew! - Can I just mention here... 530 00:38:52,360 --> 00:38:55,160 ...I can walk on Stig Rossen. 531 00:38:56,960 --> 00:39:01,640 - We both have the same moment now. - It's Stig Rossen! 532 00:39:01,760 --> 00:39:05,640 - No way, that's insane. - I wanted to be impressed. 533 00:39:05,760 --> 00:39:09,360 And I have been impressed five times, to varying degrees. 534 00:39:09,480 --> 00:39:13,840 And when we talk about taking something from one end... 535 00:39:13,960 --> 00:39:17,960 David, thanks, but it felt like you were thinking: 536 00:39:18,080 --> 00:39:21,720 "He'll be impressed that I go to the toilet alone." 537 00:39:21,840 --> 00:39:26,800 - You should be able to, David. - You're too old for that now. 538 00:39:33,120 --> 00:39:36,760 - I'll take it, Lasse. - There was the one with room temperature. 539 00:39:36,880 --> 00:39:40,520 I loved the whole show. Lars, you get 2 points. 540 00:39:40,640 --> 00:39:43,600 That's how it is. 541 00:39:43,720 --> 00:39:46,360 I love the miracle of life, Ane - 542 00:39:46,480 --> 00:39:51,960 - but it's not the first time you've created a whole new human being. 543 00:39:52,080 --> 00:39:57,040 It's also damn impressive that someone wants to do it twice. 544 00:39:57,160 --> 00:39:59,880 So we end up deciding between 4 and 5 points. 545 00:40:00,000 --> 00:40:03,200 There's magic, and there's financial advice. 546 00:40:03,320 --> 00:40:08,160 Did your tax debt disappear? I don't think so. 547 00:40:09,200 --> 00:40:11,600 But it's a drawback - 548 00:40:11,720 --> 00:40:16,200 - that you should have been there with the advice 10 years ago. 549 00:40:16,320 --> 00:40:19,880 4 points to Mikkel, and 5 points to Mette. 550 00:40:21,680 --> 00:40:23,360 Yes! 551 00:40:24,640 --> 00:40:28,200 Mark, I'm going to ask for the next task. 552 00:40:30,160 --> 00:40:33,120 Mark? I'm going to... 553 00:40:51,200 --> 00:40:53,692 That was the door, not a fart. 554 00:40:58,960 --> 00:41:02,080 What kind of shoddy task is this? 555 00:41:02,200 --> 00:41:07,240 - Something has changed. - Did you make it? 556 00:41:07,360 --> 00:41:10,440 It's usually a very fine seal. 557 00:41:10,560 --> 00:41:14,080 That's modelling clay. And that's printer paper. 558 00:41:14,200 --> 00:41:17,920 This isn't the quality we usually work with at all. 559 00:41:18,920 --> 00:41:21,320 You probably don't need to do that. 560 00:41:21,440 --> 00:41:24,400 Ugh, damn it. 561 00:41:24,520 --> 00:41:28,600 "Fake something." Okay. 562 00:41:28,720 --> 00:41:32,680 - "Best deception wins." - "You have 20 minutes." 563 00:41:32,800 --> 00:41:34,800 "Ready, set, go." 564 00:41:34,920 --> 00:41:37,760 "Ready, set, go!" 565 00:41:44,840 --> 00:41:48,280 So, like a...? Damn it. 566 00:41:48,400 --> 00:41:51,320 I have to fake something. 567 00:41:51,440 --> 00:41:56,040 - What's a con? - You know those flea markets? 568 00:41:59,320 --> 00:42:01,080 Up the sleeve. 569 00:42:01,200 --> 00:42:03,469 Then I've stolen your belt with my foot. 570 00:42:06,480 --> 00:42:09,800 You have to go out and cheat and deceive. 571 00:42:09,920 --> 00:42:13,400 Everything you're normally not allowed to do. Now we are. 572 00:42:13,520 --> 00:42:17,120 You are allowed to with this task. Who should we see first? 573 00:42:17,240 --> 00:42:20,356 Let's start with... What did you call it, David? 574 00:42:23,120 --> 00:42:25,960 What? What? 575 00:42:28,400 --> 00:42:32,200 Do you want to play? I'll show you some tricks. 576 00:42:33,760 --> 00:42:36,000 Pick a card. 577 00:42:42,440 --> 00:42:45,160 Is this your card, Mark? 578 00:42:45,280 --> 00:42:46,560 No. 579 00:42:46,680 --> 00:42:49,520 - Is this your card? - Nope. 580 00:42:49,640 --> 00:42:52,200 - Is this your card? - No. 581 00:42:52,320 --> 00:42:54,440 Next trick... 582 00:42:54,560 --> 00:42:57,680 ...is the real trick. 583 00:42:57,800 --> 00:43:01,720 - I've already faked a trick. - Wow. 584 00:43:10,520 --> 00:43:13,040 - Where is it? - There. 585 00:43:13,160 --> 00:43:17,040 God, you're so stupid. That was right. Let's try again. 586 00:43:19,160 --> 00:43:22,200 - What are you looking for? - Shut up. 587 00:43:24,960 --> 00:43:27,600 I think the lime is here. 588 00:43:27,720 --> 00:43:30,560 There's no lime. You've been scammed! 589 00:43:40,640 --> 00:43:43,840 More. We agreed on more, guys. 590 00:43:58,569 --> 00:44:02,600 I don't know if I've been scammed. I'm very confused. 591 00:44:02,720 --> 00:44:06,600 - That was pretty sick, right? - What were you doing? 592 00:44:06,720 --> 00:44:09,476 I faked that I was wearing glasses. 593 00:44:16,240 --> 00:44:20,000 After this first fine piece of deception - 594 00:44:20,120 --> 00:44:23,040 - who's going out to scam now? 595 00:44:23,160 --> 00:44:27,680 We've been bombarded by our legal department - 596 00:44:27,800 --> 00:44:33,337 - because we're going to see Ane impersonate Hans Henningsen from YouSee. [Denmark's biggest telecoms company] 597 00:44:33,362 --> 00:44:40,200 It's important to emphasise that Ane is not Hans Henningsen from YouSee. 598 00:44:40,320 --> 00:44:45,320 You could easily think that, when you see this clip. 599 00:44:45,440 --> 00:44:49,400 If I call my mum now and pretend I'm from YouSee - 600 00:44:49,520 --> 00:44:52,840 - and that she has to pay a big bill on a gyrocard. 601 00:44:52,960 --> 00:44:55,280 Hello? Hello! 602 00:44:55,400 --> 00:44:58,360 YouSee. Large TV package. 603 00:44:59,318 --> 00:45:03,398 - Eline? - Hi, this is Hans Henningsen from YouSee. 604 00:45:04,393 --> 00:45:05,781 Yes, hello. 605 00:45:05,825 --> 00:45:11,222 TV 2 Fri is being removed from the TV package you currently have. [leisure and outdoor TV channel] 606 00:45:11,247 --> 00:45:16,015 Well, I think I pay so much for that TV package there. 607 00:45:16,040 --> 00:45:22,800 If you give me your social security number, I'll give you a better offer. 608 00:45:23,035 --> 00:45:26,936 Well, can I be sure that you are from YouTube? 609 00:45:26,961 --> 00:45:30,000 I'm from YouSee. Yes, of course. 610 00:45:30,163 --> 00:45:36,137 Yes, but it's because you're calling from a private number. 611 00:45:36,960 --> 00:45:41,320 Aren't you a little proud of my mum? Wasn't she good? 612 00:45:45,280 --> 00:45:50,360 Phew. Mum really had her heart in her throat there. 613 00:45:50,480 --> 00:45:53,280 I'm worried about your mum. 614 00:45:53,400 --> 00:45:58,240 A mild sore throat, and she couldn't recognise her own daughter's voice. 615 00:45:58,360 --> 00:46:02,240 Firstly, I am the woman of a thousand voices. 616 00:46:02,360 --> 00:46:08,160 But regardless of how it goes, I'm just so mega happy, 617 00:46:08,280 --> 00:46:10,840 because I've trained my mum - 618 00:46:10,960 --> 00:46:14,160 - that she shouldn't give out her information. 619 00:46:14,280 --> 00:46:17,280 She's accidentally given... Oh dear. 620 00:46:17,400 --> 00:46:20,160 She ended up clicking something on Facebook - 621 00:46:20,280 --> 00:46:25,760 - and now there are some 'beautiful ladies in my area', and all sorts of things. 622 00:46:25,880 --> 00:46:28,640 The internet is so difficult for her. 623 00:46:28,760 --> 00:46:31,800 So I'm so glad she didn't give it away. 624 00:46:31,920 --> 00:46:35,960 It works. She's almost impossible to get a date with. 625 00:46:36,080 --> 00:46:39,520 - Who should we see now? - We're getting to you, Mikkel. 626 00:46:39,640 --> 00:46:42,480 Now, we need to answer the question: 627 00:46:42,600 --> 00:46:46,719 What's most important? 5 points, or your relationship? 628 00:46:48,680 --> 00:46:51,800 Often you fake that you're looking forward to something. 629 00:46:51,920 --> 00:46:57,240 Next weekend with the in-laws. Shut up, it'll be great! 630 00:46:57,360 --> 00:46:59,800 My relationship can't handle that. 631 00:46:59,920 --> 00:47:03,920 5 points... Relationship. 5 points... Relationship. 632 00:47:08,634 --> 00:47:13,120 When are we going to your parents' place in Laurbjerg? 633 00:47:13,223 --> 00:47:16,024 A short week, the 16th. 634 00:47:16,049 --> 00:47:19,680 I just want to say: I'm looking forward to it. Wow! 635 00:47:19,800 --> 00:47:24,464 It's the whole weekend, right? In Laurbjerg. It'll be lovely. 636 00:47:24,631 --> 00:47:29,575 Yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah. 637 00:47:29,640 --> 00:47:32,803 The whole week in Jutland? 638 00:47:34,233 --> 00:47:38,277 How come you're just suddenly saying that? 639 00:47:38,302 --> 00:47:42,116 I don't know. But that was just that. 640 00:47:42,143 --> 00:47:45,818 - Well, okay. See you later. - Yes, see you. 641 00:47:45,843 --> 00:47:49,600 She'll get so mad when I say it was fake. She'll kill me. 642 00:47:49,720 --> 00:47:52,200 That's the worst thing I've done! 643 00:47:52,225 --> 00:47:55,800 She discovered a new side of you, and appreciated it. 644 00:47:57,560 --> 00:48:01,000 - She was so happy. - Yes, she actually was. 645 00:48:01,120 --> 00:48:03,880 That was the worst thing that could've happened! 646 00:48:04,000 --> 00:48:06,520 She just texted me. 647 00:48:06,640 --> 00:48:10,320 She wrote: "I love you, honey." 648 00:48:16,120 --> 00:48:19,600 Do your in-laws watch Stormester? 649 00:48:19,720 --> 00:48:24,440 I'm considering whether I could get Ane to call them and... 650 00:48:24,560 --> 00:48:27,960 Say it's been removed from the TV package. 651 00:48:28,080 --> 00:48:31,760 It's just that we invited them. 652 00:48:35,720 --> 00:48:37,478 If you just... 653 00:48:38,280 --> 00:48:43,160 If you look down at the 14th row... They're not here. They didn't want to come. 654 00:48:43,280 --> 00:48:48,440 - We asked them, and they didn't want to. - Bloody lucky. No. 655 00:48:48,560 --> 00:48:52,360 I think they said they were really looking forward to it. 656 00:48:52,480 --> 00:48:54,240 They're so sweet. 657 00:48:54,360 --> 00:48:58,960 They couldn't see the fun in it. But I hope they can. 658 00:48:59,080 --> 00:49:02,200 Everything is very up in the air at the moment. 659 00:49:04,920 --> 00:49:08,840 - What a deception. Do we have more? - Yes, we certainly do. 660 00:49:08,960 --> 00:49:14,240 Unfortunately, there are shady characters who just want to watch the world burn. 661 00:49:14,360 --> 00:49:18,120 Luckily, we have a silent guardian among us. 662 00:49:18,240 --> 00:49:21,640 A watchful protector. A dark knight. 663 00:49:22,563 --> 00:49:25,560 Wow! What a trailer. I'd love to see that movie. 664 00:49:26,096 --> 00:49:28,680 I just watched all the Batman movies. 665 00:49:28,800 --> 00:49:32,160 I myself have been deceived recently. 666 00:49:32,280 --> 00:49:36,240 I get a message from PostNord: "You have something in customs." [Nordic postal services provider] 667 00:49:36,360 --> 00:49:40,360 It looked exactly like PostNord. Yes, it did! 668 00:49:40,480 --> 00:49:46,240 Then the bank calls. "We're blocking your card. Someone in Amager is using it." 669 00:49:46,360 --> 00:49:49,480 The optimal thing would be to screw them back. 670 00:49:50,440 --> 00:49:54,440 Yes. There we have the culprit. 671 00:49:54,560 --> 00:49:57,520 - What did you write? - Listen to this. 672 00:49:57,640 --> 00:50:02,040 "Dear PostCrap. I have tried to deliver a package to you -" 673 00:50:02,160 --> 00:50:04,960 "- but unfortunately, you were not at the address." 674 00:50:05,080 --> 00:50:07,800 "Sincerely, Mette Søndergaard Nielsen." 675 00:50:17,840 --> 00:50:23,040 What do you say to that? Wasn't that the sharpest thing you've seen from me? 676 00:50:23,160 --> 00:50:26,960 - That'll teach them. - I'm spellbound. 677 00:50:27,080 --> 00:50:31,771 When someone pretends to be PostNord, it's not PostNord... 678 00:50:31,796 --> 00:50:34,000 We can't know that for sure. 679 00:50:34,120 --> 00:50:39,040 Someone from PostNord might pretend to be someone else in their free time. 680 00:50:39,160 --> 00:50:44,160 That's right. Lars Hjortshøj can be hired as a Lars Hjortshøj impersonator. 681 00:50:44,280 --> 00:50:48,998 - And he's one of the best. Top five. - I can do many voices too. 682 00:50:49,023 --> 00:50:51,840 That's four of them done. Who are we missing? 683 00:50:51,960 --> 00:50:57,160 We're missing Lars. And we're going on a quick trip to ancient Egypt. 684 00:50:57,280 --> 00:51:00,489 Or as Lars calls it: Egypt. 685 00:51:01,120 --> 00:51:05,120 I don't know how much you know about Egypt. 686 00:51:05,240 --> 00:51:09,200 Pyramids. Hieroglyphs. 687 00:51:28,523 --> 00:51:31,720 Hi, mummy. Or Lars. 688 00:51:35,520 --> 00:51:40,120 Don't you think people can see that it's you, Lars? 689 00:51:47,000 --> 00:51:50,840 You're not a real mummy. It's fake! 690 00:51:54,840 --> 00:51:56,760 It's Mark. 691 00:52:01,920 --> 00:52:03,480 That's great. 692 00:52:04,800 --> 00:52:07,840 I was completely surprised. I have to admit. 693 00:52:07,960 --> 00:52:12,080 I was deceived. But I'm ready to hand out points. 694 00:52:12,200 --> 00:52:15,360 We're seeing some pretty weak deceptions - 695 00:52:15,480 --> 00:52:18,880 - when I look at you two, David and Mette. 696 00:52:19,000 --> 00:52:22,800 Seriously? That completely surprises me. 697 00:52:22,920 --> 00:52:27,160 Otherwise, you can fight for my cause. I also think I deserve more. 698 00:52:28,720 --> 00:52:33,240 You deserve twice as many points. You get two, Mette gets one. 699 00:52:34,239 --> 00:52:38,120 You've taught your South Jutland mother to be a little too suspicious. 700 00:52:38,240 --> 00:52:42,400 You get 3 points, Ane. Now we're at the top with Mikkel and Lars. 701 00:52:42,520 --> 00:52:46,680 You went all out, Mikkel. You put something on the line. 702 00:52:46,800 --> 00:52:52,360 There's still something at stake. Where are you going to sleep tonight? 703 00:52:52,480 --> 00:52:55,720 What do we de with the apartment? 704 00:52:55,840 --> 00:52:59,400 Then it would be a shame if you were beaten at the last minute - 705 00:52:59,520 --> 00:53:02,440 - by a man wrapped in toilet paper. 706 00:53:02,560 --> 00:53:04,920 That would be a shame. 707 00:53:05,040 --> 00:53:07,440 But you will... 708 00:53:15,720 --> 00:53:19,200 ...not. Gotcha! 709 00:53:19,320 --> 00:53:22,400 That's deception. What the heck? 710 00:53:25,640 --> 00:53:31,160 Nothing is decided before the final task, which is unfolding on stage right now. 711 00:53:35,520 --> 00:53:40,280 For the final task, we have divided the participants into two teams. 712 00:53:40,400 --> 00:53:45,483 Lars and Ane, you are one team. Let's call you Team 1. 713 00:53:45,829 --> 00:53:49,000 Over there sits the other team, David, Mikkel, and Mette. 714 00:53:49,120 --> 00:53:50,836 Why do I have to stand on this spot? 715 00:53:50,861 --> 00:53:56,400 We just need to have the final task read aloud. Who's going to do it? 716 00:53:56,520 --> 00:53:59,440 David gets to do it. 717 00:54:00,320 --> 00:54:04,040 Just spell your way through it. You just clap if that's the case. 718 00:54:05,520 --> 00:54:08,320 Reading task. 719 00:54:08,440 --> 00:54:11,720 Shut your mouth. 720 00:54:11,840 --> 00:54:13,320 Good! 721 00:54:17,040 --> 00:54:22,280 Okay. "Say the same word as your team-mate, at the same time." 722 00:54:22,400 --> 00:54:24,440 We got this. 723 00:54:24,560 --> 00:54:28,200 "Each round, the Taskmaster will give you one category." 724 00:54:28,320 --> 00:54:34,040 "Each team must say a word within the category, at the same time." 725 00:54:34,160 --> 00:54:38,960 "If both team-mates say the same word, the team gets 1 point." 726 00:54:39,080 --> 00:54:43,800 "No word may be repeated more than once. The most synchronous team wins." 727 00:54:45,320 --> 00:54:49,400 Yes, it works like this: the Taskmaster says a category. 728 00:54:49,520 --> 00:54:53,800 Then you must say one word, in sync, within that category. 729 00:54:53,920 --> 00:55:00,520 We take turns until one of the teams says the same word in sync. 730 00:55:00,640 --> 00:55:05,040 The team with three participants, you'll rotate after each category, 731 00:55:05,160 --> 00:55:08,920 so you're not standing there forever. We'll play five rounds. 732 00:55:09,040 --> 00:55:14,480 The points you scrape together now will be added to your current score. 733 00:55:14,600 --> 00:55:19,600 There's one more thing. For each category, each team gets - 734 00:55:19,720 --> 00:55:23,600 - five chances to say the same word in sync. 735 00:55:23,720 --> 00:55:27,360 - Are you tuned in to me? - Completely. 736 00:55:27,480 --> 00:55:31,880 Lars and Ane, the first category is 'fruit'. 737 00:55:33,160 --> 00:55:35,840 Three, two, one. 738 00:55:38,160 --> 00:55:42,960 - David and Mikkel, same category. - Three, two, one. 739 00:55:43,720 --> 00:55:45,440 Shit! 740 00:55:45,560 --> 00:55:49,160 - Unfortunately. - Why the fuck didn't you say 'lemon'? 741 00:55:49,280 --> 00:55:52,080 Citronfromage! 742 00:55:52,200 --> 00:55:56,680 Why isn't there a team where both participants say 'lemon'? 743 00:55:56,800 --> 00:56:00,800 - Now it's your turn, Lars and Ane. - Three, two, one. 744 00:56:04,440 --> 00:56:07,640 - Oh, you're awake. - He's gone into himself. 745 00:56:07,760 --> 00:56:10,520 Has that word been said by the other team? 746 00:56:10,640 --> 00:56:14,640 To that I can say: You repeated it. 747 00:56:14,760 --> 00:56:19,280 That means you didn't succeed in saying the same word. 748 00:56:22,880 --> 00:56:24,080 Three, two, one. 749 00:56:25,280 --> 00:56:28,760 - He said 'pear'! - Three, two, one. 750 00:56:32,520 --> 00:56:36,200 - 'Coconut'? - I couldn't think of anything. 751 00:56:36,320 --> 00:56:39,600 Your culinary skills are not... 752 00:56:39,720 --> 00:56:44,080 If there was a category of 'frozen pizza', then fucking... 753 00:56:44,200 --> 00:56:48,280 - Ane and Lars, the category is 'fruit'. - Three, two, one. 754 00:56:49,920 --> 00:56:51,280 Three, two, one. 755 00:56:52,360 --> 00:56:57,200 I don't know. It all happened so fast, all of a sudden. 756 00:56:57,320 --> 00:56:59,960 - Is everything going fast? - Yes. 757 00:57:00,080 --> 00:57:02,800 Thank you for all the fruits that got mentioned. 758 00:57:02,920 --> 00:57:08,960 No teams said two words simultaneously, so we move on to the next category. 759 00:57:09,080 --> 00:57:12,000 The category is... 'tools'. 760 00:57:12,120 --> 00:57:16,960 - David and Mette. - Three, two, one. 761 00:57:17,080 --> 00:57:19,520 - Hammer. - Hammer. 762 00:57:21,800 --> 00:57:23,840 How great! 763 00:57:25,080 --> 00:57:30,800 Lars and Ane get the first chance. And the category is 'farm animals'. 764 00:57:30,920 --> 00:57:33,160 Three, two, one. 765 00:57:33,280 --> 00:57:35,360 - Cow. - Cow. 766 00:57:36,440 --> 00:57:38,160 Oh my god! 767 00:57:39,600 --> 00:57:42,680 - Bravo. - Fruits was hard. 768 00:57:42,800 --> 00:57:49,463 Next category, Mikkel and Mette. The category is 'European countries'. 769 00:57:49,536 --> 00:57:52,440 Oh, it's so easy. 770 00:57:53,800 --> 00:57:56,160 Three, two, one. 771 00:57:59,029 --> 00:58:01,920 I can't get it out. 772 00:58:02,040 --> 00:58:07,280 She's having trouble with countries. You could just name the one we're in. 773 00:58:07,400 --> 00:58:10,800 Lars and Ane, the category is 'European countries'. 774 00:58:10,920 --> 00:58:12,440 Three, two, one. 775 00:58:12,560 --> 00:58:14,800 - Germany. - Germany. 776 00:58:17,960 --> 00:58:21,520 Last category: 'Boring Danish boys' names'. 777 00:58:21,640 --> 00:58:23,640 Three, two, one. 778 00:58:35,520 --> 00:58:37,880 So close. 779 00:58:38,000 --> 00:58:40,440 Last attempt from Lars and Ane. 780 00:58:45,280 --> 00:58:47,440 Three, two, one. 781 00:58:49,160 --> 00:58:51,480 - Tim? - No, Kim. 782 00:58:51,600 --> 00:58:55,160 I should've said 'Kristian'. 783 00:58:55,280 --> 00:59:00,800 1 point to the three-person team. You scraped together 2 points over here. 784 00:59:00,920 --> 00:59:05,800 Mark, who wins the erotic comics tonight? 785 00:59:05,920 --> 00:59:08,240 Lars Hjortshøj! 786 00:59:20,800 --> 00:59:24,200 There haven't been any naughtier illustrations on the balcony - 787 00:59:24,320 --> 00:59:27,100 - since Tobias Rahim participated. [he brought in a naked poster of himself during season 5] 788 00:59:27,120 --> 00:59:31,200 If you just turned on your TV, you've missed everything. 789 00:59:31,320 --> 00:59:33,120 Thank you for tonight. 790 00:59:35,310 --> 00:59:38,010 Original Danish subtitles: Karl Wagner (Dansk Video Tekst) 791 00:59:39,074 --> 00:59:42,634 Additional transcription, proofreading and adjustments: Chaya Friis and u/Taskmastermaster