1 00:00:02,440 --> 00:00:04,040 No! 2 00:00:06,320 --> 00:00:08,560 A very strange pirate. 3 00:00:10,840 --> 00:00:13,320 - Are you okay, Poul? - You're fired! 4 00:00:15,800 --> 00:00:19,120 - Remember to follow your dreams. - Hi, 3C. 5 00:00:22,880 --> 00:00:24,960 Stop! 6 00:00:25,080 --> 00:00:27,040 What have I done? 7 00:00:38,400 --> 00:00:42,880 Welcome to Stormester, where the components are so familiar. 8 00:00:43,000 --> 00:00:47,880 Five contestants, one trophy, zero scruples. Stir together on a high heat. 9 00:00:48,000 --> 00:00:53,160 The result will be a single winner, and it will be one of these five: 10 00:00:53,280 --> 00:00:56,840 Ane Høgsberg. 11 00:00:56,960 --> 00:01:00,440 David Minerba. 12 00:01:00,560 --> 00:01:04,120 Lars Hjortshøj. 13 00:01:04,240 --> 00:01:06,880 Mette Søndergaard. 14 00:01:07,000 --> 00:01:10,920 Or maybe Mikkel Klint Thorius. 15 00:01:16,760 --> 00:01:20,240 Perhaps the most familiar of all components: 16 00:01:20,360 --> 00:01:24,760 My kind, faithful assistant, Mark le Fêvre. 17 00:01:28,520 --> 00:01:34,080 I can see something the audience can't. Is that something new, Mark? 18 00:01:34,200 --> 00:01:38,320 Are you thinking about this badass thing? 19 00:01:40,800 --> 00:01:45,760 No, that... That wasn't it, but that's new too. 20 00:01:45,880 --> 00:01:48,360 I also trimmed my beard. 21 00:01:48,480 --> 00:01:53,560 - Who brought a prize? - Mette Søndergaard did. 22 00:01:54,560 --> 00:02:00,600 - I brought my most expensive tooth. - Gross. 23 00:02:00,720 --> 00:02:04,600 I've had a root canal treatment. 24 00:02:04,720 --> 00:02:10,000 Then another root canal. Then I got a crown done. 25 00:02:10,120 --> 00:02:13,240 Is it an incisor, molar, wisdom tooth, or baby tooth? 26 00:02:13,360 --> 00:02:15,240 It's here. 27 00:02:15,360 --> 00:02:19,680 - You're pointing where there isn't a tooth. - Yeah, it's up there. 28 00:02:21,120 --> 00:02:25,920 - You brought a broken tooth? - Mette Søndergaard's tooth is in play. 29 00:02:26,040 --> 00:02:30,680 So, we buckle down. Shall we get started, Mark? 30 00:02:30,800 --> 00:02:36,160 We're going to a task where our little friend here is exposed to extreme danger. 31 00:02:36,280 --> 00:02:40,640 If you can press the tablet... Oh, you're missing fingers. 32 00:02:55,960 --> 00:02:57,560 Oh, baby! 33 00:02:57,680 --> 00:03:00,080 - What are you doing? - We're putting him to sleep. 34 00:03:00,200 --> 00:03:04,720 - You've got this. - Sort of. He won't close his eyes. 35 00:03:04,840 --> 00:03:07,240 - I know why. - Stubbornness? 36 00:03:07,360 --> 00:03:11,720 No. When you lay the doll down, it closes its eyes. 37 00:03:11,840 --> 00:03:14,320 - Seriously? - Yeah, there you go. 38 00:03:14,440 --> 00:03:16,320 I love children. 39 00:03:16,440 --> 00:03:18,880 - Do you have children? - No. That's why. 40 00:03:19,000 --> 00:03:22,160 I'll just snatch this one. 41 00:03:22,280 --> 00:03:24,920 - Bitch baby. - Without even crying. 42 00:03:25,040 --> 00:03:28,920 - Give it to me, you little shit. - "Save the child." 43 00:03:29,040 --> 00:03:32,480 - "Best rescue operation..." - "...from the greatest danger wins." 44 00:03:32,600 --> 00:03:36,080 - "If the child is destroyed..." - "...you are disqualified." 45 00:03:36,200 --> 00:03:40,440 - Physically or mentally? - Both. 46 00:03:40,560 --> 00:03:43,720 - "You have 30 minutes." - "Your time starts now." 47 00:03:43,840 --> 00:03:47,640 - Just the thing for me. Yes, how cool! - The greatest danger. 48 00:03:47,760 --> 00:03:51,600 - What's the greatest danger for you? - It's the sun. 49 00:03:51,720 --> 00:03:55,320 Someone once wanted to beat me up. 50 00:03:55,440 --> 00:03:59,240 - So, they just got one in? - No, I got one in. 51 00:03:59,360 --> 00:04:01,560 I'll just take the kid - 52 00:04:01,680 --> 00:04:05,920 - and figure out where he should be exposed to the greatest possible danger. 53 00:04:06,040 --> 00:04:11,120 - I'll think of something. - I think we should head down to the water. 54 00:04:14,400 --> 00:04:18,280 A small, innocent child should be exposed to the greatest possible danger. 55 00:04:18,400 --> 00:04:22,400 But also be saved. Mark, where do we start? 56 00:04:22,520 --> 00:04:26,200 Mikkel, I've known you for 15 years - 57 00:04:26,320 --> 00:04:30,880 - and I've never dared to ask: Are you an albino? 58 00:04:32,200 --> 00:04:34,400 No, I'm a redhead. 59 00:05:42,280 --> 00:05:45,760 - Is he safe? - Yes. 60 00:05:48,520 --> 00:05:51,520 - Yes, thank you. - I have two things to say. 61 00:05:51,640 --> 00:05:56,440 One is that I didn't choose the size of those swimming trunks myself. 62 00:05:56,560 --> 00:06:01,760 Those were the ones I got. And I'm very aware that they were very small. 63 00:06:01,880 --> 00:06:07,320 I just want to mention to the camera, in case the municipality is watching: 64 00:06:07,440 --> 00:06:11,560 This was recorded before I became a father myself. 65 00:06:11,680 --> 00:06:14,480 What a rescue, what a danger. 66 00:06:14,600 --> 00:06:17,640 Mark, there are still four left. Who's next? 67 00:06:17,760 --> 00:06:20,200 We're going to Lars Hjortshøj. 68 00:06:20,320 --> 00:06:25,360 [In a bad Swedish accent] We're going on a small trip to the other side of the strait. 69 00:06:25,480 --> 00:06:31,520 We're going to Sweden. To a very famous... 70 00:06:31,640 --> 00:06:34,800 ...Swedish tradition. 71 00:06:44,240 --> 00:06:48,720 Then comes... I have to say in Danish: crayfish. 72 00:06:48,840 --> 00:06:51,480 Damn good. 73 00:06:51,600 --> 00:06:53,280 No? 74 00:06:53,400 --> 00:06:56,200 We have other good things. 75 00:06:56,320 --> 00:06:59,960 A small cinnamon bun for the sweet tooth. 76 00:07:01,000 --> 00:07:06,440 Is it you who has taken away my little boy? 77 00:07:07,760 --> 00:07:11,520 He will taste a Swedish specialty. 78 00:07:11,640 --> 00:07:14,680 You mustn't eat it. It is Swedish. 79 00:07:14,800 --> 00:07:18,440 What are you doing with his hands? 80 00:07:18,560 --> 00:07:22,800 - Old Swedish tradition. - It must stop now! 81 00:07:22,920 --> 00:07:26,280 You are a Swedish devil! 82 00:07:26,400 --> 00:07:31,240 I must take home my boy. Swedish devil! 83 00:07:31,360 --> 00:07:35,240 - Everybody. - Hey, you. 84 00:07:35,360 --> 00:07:40,280 I have tried in vain to figure out what language you are speaking. 85 00:07:40,400 --> 00:07:44,480 I have used the process of elimination. It's not Swedish. 86 00:07:44,600 --> 00:07:46,680 Yes... 87 00:07:46,800 --> 00:07:51,600 I just need to clarify this, Lars. What are you saving the child from? 88 00:07:51,720 --> 00:07:55,640 From a Swedish man... 89 00:07:56,880 --> 00:08:03,120 ...who has kidnapped the child and taken the child to a crayfish party. 90 00:08:03,240 --> 00:08:07,000 Which is one of the most gruesome things one can be subjected to. 91 00:08:07,120 --> 00:08:11,120 To expose children to Swedish food is fucking disgusting. 92 00:08:11,240 --> 00:08:13,880 They use so much mayonnaise. 93 00:08:14,000 --> 00:08:18,560 I am interested in the wildest rescue operation. You go in... 94 00:08:20,200 --> 00:08:23,840 ...and lift the child out of a chair and leave. 95 00:08:25,200 --> 00:08:28,240 And give a scolding. 96 00:08:28,360 --> 00:08:32,120 - There was authority there. - I think so. 97 00:08:32,240 --> 00:08:36,320 - I would very much like to have more. - We jump to Ane. 98 00:08:36,440 --> 00:08:40,960 You were supposed to figure out: What's the biggest danger to you? 99 00:08:41,080 --> 00:08:45,920 That says something about the hectic life you lead. 100 00:08:46,040 --> 00:08:52,200 What you're about to experience is based on true events. Just so you know. 101 00:09:04,640 --> 00:09:06,880 Mark? 102 00:09:07,000 --> 00:09:10,280 You got this, Mark? 103 00:09:16,320 --> 00:09:17,800 Mark? 104 00:09:19,600 --> 00:09:21,680 Mark! 105 00:09:21,800 --> 00:09:23,120 Mark! 106 00:09:24,560 --> 00:09:26,200 Mark! 107 00:09:28,120 --> 00:09:32,320 No! That's dangerous! 108 00:09:34,160 --> 00:09:37,240 Mark, for Christ's sake! Mark! 109 00:09:37,360 --> 00:09:40,280 Mark! Mark! 110 00:09:40,400 --> 00:09:44,360 Mark, they need to be quartered. 111 00:09:44,480 --> 00:09:48,400 He could choke on them. Quartered, right? 112 00:09:54,080 --> 00:09:56,800 That was a close call. 113 00:09:56,920 --> 00:10:00,400 I want to emphasise, it's not on the recording - 114 00:10:00,520 --> 00:10:05,280 - but I ate a grape afterwards and it went down the wrong way. 115 00:10:05,400 --> 00:10:09,960 It's dangerous. Until kids are 3 years old, you have to at least halve grapes. 116 00:10:10,080 --> 00:10:14,320 It corresponds exactly with the size of their windpipe. 117 00:10:14,440 --> 00:10:18,440 I ate a crazy amount of grapes when I was two years old. 118 00:10:18,560 --> 00:10:24,760 And you haven't gotten much oxygen to your brain since. Insanely dangerous. 119 00:10:24,880 --> 00:10:29,880 Mark, now we've added seedless grapes to the list of dangers for the child. 120 00:10:30,000 --> 00:10:33,640 We still need two horribly dangerous rescue operations. 121 00:10:33,760 --> 00:10:38,360 We're going to David's. Here I must warn against strong images. 122 00:10:39,520 --> 00:10:43,120 And according to David, also a slightly chubby body. 123 00:10:52,080 --> 00:10:54,600 Oh. Shh! 124 00:10:55,840 --> 00:11:01,120 Can't count on you, can I? I said I needed the money on Friday. 125 00:11:01,240 --> 00:11:04,400 And it's now Friday. 126 00:11:04,520 --> 00:11:07,240 But there's no money. 127 00:11:20,440 --> 00:11:24,520 But don't worry. There are solutions for that. 128 00:11:37,880 --> 00:11:41,240 Stooop! 129 00:11:41,360 --> 00:11:44,840 Stop! Is this the way you want to go? 130 00:11:44,960 --> 00:11:49,880 Do you really want to be tortured by a criminal, semi-chubby man? 131 00:11:50,000 --> 00:11:53,920 No, you don't! Now I'll save you. 132 00:11:56,080 --> 00:11:58,960 You could just borrow the scissors. 133 00:12:01,240 --> 00:12:05,600 Luckily, I managed to save Frederik this time. 134 00:12:08,200 --> 00:12:10,480 Chubby? 135 00:12:19,800 --> 00:12:24,600 I have so many questions, David. Let's start from the beginning. 136 00:12:24,720 --> 00:12:30,400 Disgusting hostage-taker dances around. Cuts off a little child's finger. 137 00:12:30,520 --> 00:12:35,120 Then you show up. You've been there the whole time. 138 00:12:35,240 --> 00:12:36,880 Yeah... 139 00:12:37,000 --> 00:12:40,760 It has to cost a finger before you intervene. 140 00:12:40,880 --> 00:12:44,240 The child also needs to learn something. 141 00:12:45,760 --> 00:12:50,040 Every time the child thinks: Should I borrow money? Oh, no. 142 00:12:51,720 --> 00:12:56,040 Frederik is on his way to becoming a hardened criminal. 143 00:12:56,160 --> 00:13:01,760 - Then I come in and save him. - You're one of them from the municipality. 144 00:13:01,880 --> 00:13:05,600 Yes, a mixture of local councillor and Jehovah's Witness. 145 00:13:05,720 --> 00:13:10,640 That's typically what solves hostage situations. 146 00:13:10,760 --> 00:13:14,200 Someone just makes a report to the municipality. 147 00:13:14,320 --> 00:13:18,440 In Tønder we have a lot of experience with it just working. 148 00:13:18,560 --> 00:13:24,160 Can I ask you something? Didn't David's doll get hurt? 149 00:13:24,280 --> 00:13:26,960 Annoying to listen to. 150 00:13:27,080 --> 00:13:30,960 The child can get hurt, but not be destroyed. 151 00:13:31,080 --> 00:13:35,320 We're still missing Mette's dangerous rescue operation. 152 00:13:35,440 --> 00:13:41,440 We're at a classic children's birthday around a gravel pit. 153 00:13:41,560 --> 00:13:44,000 And what could go wrong? 154 00:13:44,120 --> 00:13:50,880 ♪ And lovely chocolate and cakes too. ♪ 155 00:13:51,000 --> 00:13:53,560 Then you have to blow. 156 00:13:53,680 --> 00:13:57,840 Then you have to wish and blow. Blow... 157 00:13:59,400 --> 00:14:03,080 No! What happened to my baby? 158 00:14:04,920 --> 00:14:07,280 I have to save him! 159 00:14:20,840 --> 00:14:23,560 Are you okay, Poul? 160 00:14:23,680 --> 00:14:25,160 There. 161 00:14:25,280 --> 00:14:30,680 - Do you want a piece of cake? - Yes, I could use that. 162 00:14:34,800 --> 00:14:40,000 I acknowledge: There is danger when there is fire in the baby's hair. 163 00:14:40,120 --> 00:14:43,440 Then it's good to have a powder extinguisher. 164 00:14:43,560 --> 00:14:45,520 I would like to state, however: 165 00:14:45,640 --> 00:14:49,560 Isn't the real danger to the child the two parents? 166 00:14:51,920 --> 00:14:56,480 There are probably many dangers. Everything is dangerous here. 167 00:14:56,600 --> 00:15:01,600 Also the hot coffee that Mark pours on the child's head. 168 00:15:01,720 --> 00:15:04,760 I don't think clearly when the adrenaline is pumping. 169 00:15:04,880 --> 00:15:08,680 It takes a special personality to set fire to a child's hair - 170 00:15:08,800 --> 00:15:14,480 - make three attempts to put it out, and then say: "Do you want a piece of cake?" 171 00:15:14,600 --> 00:15:18,960 - That's how we solve things in Jutland. - It's timely care. 172 00:15:19,080 --> 00:15:23,080 "It is likely that we will set fire to our child." 173 00:15:23,200 --> 00:15:28,840 - "We have the powder extinguisher with us." - Exactly! It's probably happened before. 174 00:15:28,960 --> 00:15:32,480 David from the municipality will show up any minute now. 175 00:15:32,600 --> 00:15:37,840 You would see the child with fire in his hair and think: In a moment... 176 00:15:37,960 --> 00:15:41,560 Then there is increased supervision. 177 00:15:41,680 --> 00:15:45,160 I know when to step in. 178 00:15:45,280 --> 00:15:47,200 Here come the points. 179 00:15:47,320 --> 00:15:52,240 The child won't be saved, Mette. It's in more danger than ever. 180 00:15:52,360 --> 00:15:54,520 2 points to Lars. 181 00:15:54,640 --> 00:15:58,840 You're saving the child from Swedish food, and it's not that dramatic. 182 00:15:58,960 --> 00:16:05,480 Mikkel, that's a great rescue. Then it turns out the shark is Mark. 183 00:16:05,600 --> 00:16:08,720 I can't exactly get a real shark. 184 00:16:08,840 --> 00:16:12,360 - That would have given you more points. - Fair enough. 185 00:16:12,480 --> 00:16:18,040 So there are two left. The most dangerous and exciting rescue... 186 00:16:18,160 --> 00:16:22,560 I'm with Ane Høgsberg all the way for 5 points. 187 00:16:23,520 --> 00:16:25,680 What? 188 00:16:27,480 --> 00:16:29,320 Thanks. Wow. 189 00:16:29,440 --> 00:16:33,120 That was action-packed and at times explosive. 190 00:16:33,240 --> 00:16:37,880 - Do you have something quieter? - Yes. My pulse has been racing. 191 00:16:38,000 --> 00:16:42,920 Now we're going to see the contestants' ice-cold, cool overview. 192 00:16:43,040 --> 00:16:47,360 We're also going to get acquainted with this super lovely sound. 193 00:16:50,480 --> 00:16:52,200 Oh! 194 00:17:07,280 --> 00:17:12,240 - So many nice things. - It's one of those with electricity in it. 195 00:17:12,360 --> 00:17:15,880 I need to take a cool overview. 196 00:17:16,000 --> 00:17:19,280 Then we'll see what's hiding. 197 00:17:19,400 --> 00:17:21,920 "Perform the tasks as quickly as possible." 198 00:17:22,040 --> 00:17:24,960 "Each task must be completed faster than the last task." 199 00:17:25,080 --> 00:17:28,240 "If you exceed the time from the previous task..." 200 00:17:28,360 --> 00:17:32,640 - "...you have to start over." - "Your time starts now." Okay. 201 00:17:32,760 --> 00:17:36,160 "Get the ring through the course without hitting the wire." 202 00:17:36,280 --> 00:17:41,720 "Build a house out of crispbread. Your house must be taller than Mark's left foot." 203 00:17:41,840 --> 00:17:45,160 "Solve a maths problem without using a calculator." 204 00:17:45,280 --> 00:17:50,400 - "Roll two sixes in a row." - I'm excited about this. 205 00:17:51,880 --> 00:17:57,520 - I'm insanely furious. - Are you about to explode? 206 00:17:57,640 --> 00:18:01,480 Four sub-tasks must be completed. You decide the order. 207 00:18:01,600 --> 00:18:05,600 But each task must be completed faster than the last. 208 00:18:05,720 --> 00:18:08,760 If you don't succeed, you have to start over. 209 00:18:08,880 --> 00:18:13,920 That sounds like a task that tests: Can you control your temper? 210 00:18:15,320 --> 00:18:19,280 Are you crazy? It's an incredibly annoying task. 211 00:18:19,400 --> 00:18:22,840 Ane, you're already shaking your head a little. 212 00:18:22,960 --> 00:18:28,400 - It was a long day for you and me. - It was indeed a bit of a long day. 213 00:18:29,800 --> 00:18:34,600 Just quickly, I think the hardest is this one. 214 00:18:34,720 --> 00:18:36,520 Okay. 215 00:18:38,960 --> 00:18:42,080 Yes. And now, Mark. 216 00:18:45,320 --> 00:18:47,880 And now is the time. 217 00:18:51,880 --> 00:18:53,760 And now. 218 00:18:57,200 --> 00:19:03,000 In my family, we have a bit of a tendency to road-rage. 219 00:19:03,120 --> 00:19:08,120 My dad taught me a trick. You have to say to yourself: 220 00:19:08,240 --> 00:19:11,800 Who is the calmest person in Danish showbiz? 221 00:19:11,920 --> 00:19:16,000 - Poul Krebs? - Keld Heick. He never gets angry. 222 00:19:16,120 --> 00:19:19,640 So you have to say to yourself: 223 00:19:19,760 --> 00:19:23,000 Keld Heick. Keld Heick. Keld Heick. 224 00:19:25,320 --> 00:19:27,800 Okay, let's do it now. 225 00:19:33,680 --> 00:19:35,480 Mark? 226 00:19:45,800 --> 00:19:49,800 Then the crispbread must be taller than your left foot. 227 00:19:49,920 --> 00:19:54,640 Are you planning to put that foot up here? That's fine. 228 00:19:54,760 --> 00:19:56,200 Good. 229 00:19:57,360 --> 00:19:59,840 Keld Heick. Keld Heick. 230 00:20:01,920 --> 00:20:04,920 - Yes. - 3 minutes and 44 seconds. 231 00:20:06,920 --> 00:20:09,000 There was one. 232 00:20:09,120 --> 00:20:10,440 Nope. 233 00:20:10,560 --> 00:20:13,520 There was one. 234 00:20:13,640 --> 00:20:16,160 Yes, for fucks sake! Sorry. 235 00:20:17,200 --> 00:20:20,840 - Can I choose myself? - You draw one from the pile. 236 00:20:20,960 --> 00:20:23,960 Five minus five equals zero. 237 00:20:24,080 --> 00:20:26,440 - That was it. - You did it. 238 00:20:26,560 --> 00:20:30,960 I'm really glad I did it in that order. 239 00:20:31,080 --> 00:20:34,520 Phew, it could have taken a long time otherwise. 240 00:20:36,240 --> 00:20:39,640 Keld Heick. Keld Heick. Keld Heick. 241 00:20:39,760 --> 00:20:45,480 Are you prepared for the day when Keld Heick does a rotten overtake? 242 00:20:45,600 --> 00:20:50,840 That would never happen. He's not even allowed to drive anymore. He's so old. 243 00:20:50,960 --> 00:20:53,480 No, but he's so calm. 244 00:20:53,600 --> 00:20:57,120 You've never seen him get angry in 'Musikbutikken'. [musical talkshow with Heick as host] 245 00:20:57,240 --> 00:21:01,960 - How much time does she actually spend? - She spends some time. 246 00:21:02,080 --> 00:21:07,560 - 18 minutes and 22 seconds. - That's okay then. 247 00:21:07,680 --> 00:21:11,000 - Should we take another contestant? - Gladly. 248 00:21:11,120 --> 00:21:13,800 Is the rage bubbling up now, Lars? 249 00:21:13,920 --> 00:21:17,400 Lars and I had pretty much the same experience. 250 00:21:17,520 --> 00:21:20,960 And we're ready to tear the studio apart. 251 00:21:21,080 --> 00:21:24,640 Ane was very clever in terms of choosing the order. 252 00:21:24,760 --> 00:21:28,480 Why am I saying that? Because now we're going to see Mette. 253 00:21:28,600 --> 00:21:32,760 I think this one will take the longest. 254 00:21:32,880 --> 00:21:35,280 Keep calm. 255 00:21:35,400 --> 00:21:38,520 - Exciting technique. - Shut your mouth. 256 00:21:39,640 --> 00:21:41,280 She did it. 257 00:21:41,400 --> 00:21:45,440 You have to solve the next one faster than 3 minutes and 41 seconds. 258 00:21:45,560 --> 00:21:48,920 I'll take this one. Roll two sixes in a row. 259 00:21:53,640 --> 00:21:56,960 That was damn unlucky. How fast was that? 260 00:21:57,080 --> 00:22:00,680 - Three seconds. - I can't possibly make that. 261 00:22:00,800 --> 00:22:03,480 You'll probably have to start over. 262 00:22:03,600 --> 00:22:06,240 - Good luck. - How annoying. 263 00:22:07,320 --> 00:22:09,960 Welcome back. 264 00:22:10,080 --> 00:22:14,480 - Really? - Yes. Amazingly good time. 265 00:22:14,600 --> 00:22:17,960 Now you only have 1 minute and 35 seconds. 266 00:22:23,720 --> 00:22:26,720 And you have to start over. 267 00:22:31,840 --> 00:22:34,360 Damn it, that triggers me. 268 00:22:34,480 --> 00:22:37,400 - How's it going? - Good. 269 00:22:41,000 --> 00:22:44,520 She fucking did it! How long did it take? 270 00:22:44,640 --> 00:22:49,120 Now you have to clear the next one within 1 minute and 25 seconds. 271 00:22:49,240 --> 00:22:52,360 What's the time? 272 00:22:52,480 --> 00:22:56,520 Unfortunately, the time's up now. We're starting over. 273 00:22:56,640 --> 00:23:00,800 See how slowly I'm doing it now. Damn slow. 274 00:23:08,120 --> 00:23:11,360 - 3 minutes and 38 seconds. - How wonderful! 275 00:23:13,320 --> 00:23:15,920 3 minutes and 4 seconds. 276 00:23:17,480 --> 00:23:21,320 She did it. Now for the maths problem. 277 00:23:21,440 --> 00:23:25,440 - Ten divided by five is two. - Yes, thank you. 278 00:23:25,560 --> 00:23:29,160 I'm proud of myself. I really think that's good. 279 00:23:33,520 --> 00:23:39,080 Did you roll two sixes on the first try? You lucky bastard. 280 00:23:39,200 --> 00:23:43,120 I know. I've also started gambling since then. 281 00:23:43,240 --> 00:23:46,376 You must be terrible to play pass the parcel with. [a Christmas game where you roll dice to get presents] 282 00:23:46,400 --> 00:23:49,000 What time are we noting for Mette? 283 00:23:49,120 --> 00:23:53,280 A bit unlucky with the order, but it's not completely crazy. 284 00:23:53,400 --> 00:23:56,760 - 22 minutes. - Oooh! 285 00:23:58,920 --> 00:24:00,520 Okay. 286 00:24:00,640 --> 00:24:04,240 I like to crank up the frustration level. 287 00:24:04,360 --> 00:24:08,000 But is there more to build on in terms of frustration? 288 00:24:08,120 --> 00:24:12,400 Lars and Mikkel, you were already ready to tear the studio to pieces. 289 00:24:12,520 --> 00:24:15,440 You shouldn't play that sound too many times. 290 00:24:15,560 --> 00:24:17,720 Are you thinking of this one? 291 00:24:17,840 --> 00:24:22,120 - Lars is getting tics from it. - Keld Heick. Keld Heick. 292 00:24:22,240 --> 00:24:26,080 Here come Mikkel and Lars. 293 00:24:26,200 --> 00:24:28,440 We'll start here. 294 00:24:37,080 --> 00:24:39,480 You have to go down and start over. 295 00:24:40,720 --> 00:24:42,760 Yeah. 296 00:24:42,880 --> 00:24:44,560 No. 297 00:24:47,040 --> 00:24:50,840 - I'll just start over. - It was going so well. 298 00:24:52,840 --> 00:24:54,840 - Yes! - Excellent. 299 00:24:54,960 --> 00:24:58,520 You have to do it faster than 4 minutes and 16 seconds. 300 00:24:58,640 --> 00:25:01,800 "Solve a maths problem without using a calculator." 301 00:25:01,920 --> 00:25:04,640 Two plus two is four. 302 00:25:04,760 --> 00:25:08,120 Oh, fuck! How stupid. 303 00:25:08,240 --> 00:25:12,000 - We'll start over. - Now, you guys get your fucking act together. 304 00:25:16,080 --> 00:25:18,320 That was a six. 305 00:25:21,960 --> 00:25:23,520 Yes, thank you. 306 00:25:23,640 --> 00:25:27,760 Now you have to complete the next task within 1 minute and 51 seconds. 307 00:25:27,880 --> 00:25:31,360 You have to be faster than 5 minutes and 53 seconds. 308 00:25:31,480 --> 00:25:35,080 - I have to roll two sixes. - In a row. 309 00:25:42,880 --> 00:25:46,360 The pulse is a little high with these dice rolls. 310 00:25:46,480 --> 00:25:50,240 - How do you interpret that? - You don't have any sixes in a row. 311 00:25:50,360 --> 00:25:53,640 - I have one six in a row. - No. 312 00:26:00,920 --> 00:26:04,320 There's a six. Here comes the six. 313 00:26:05,320 --> 00:26:07,040 Uh oh. Oh well. 314 00:26:08,200 --> 00:26:11,240 - There you go. - They're not in a row anymore. 315 00:26:20,880 --> 00:26:23,560 Now you need to get one more six. 316 00:26:23,680 --> 00:26:26,240 - One more? - They have to be in a row. 317 00:26:29,040 --> 00:26:32,160 Are you sure this is good television? 318 00:26:35,120 --> 00:26:38,760 Time's up. You have to start all over again. 319 00:26:45,760 --> 00:26:51,120 - Two sixes in a row didn't work. - That's super cool. That's just my thing. 320 00:26:51,240 --> 00:26:53,280 One second. 321 00:27:09,080 --> 00:27:11,760 Yes, thank you. No. 322 00:27:13,240 --> 00:27:15,160 Okay. 323 00:27:16,600 --> 00:27:19,800 It's just a children's toy. 324 00:27:22,640 --> 00:27:24,480 Yes, thank you. 325 00:27:35,200 --> 00:27:36,800 What? 326 00:27:40,600 --> 00:27:44,040 9 minutes and 29 seconds. 327 00:27:44,920 --> 00:27:51,200 Now you have to complete the next one within 1 minute and 57 seconds. 328 00:27:51,320 --> 00:27:55,400 I'm not doing that one again. I'm not doing it! 329 00:28:04,760 --> 00:28:07,840 There's one six. 330 00:28:07,960 --> 00:28:09,520 Thank god! 331 00:28:09,640 --> 00:28:12,840 See, Mark. Stable foundation. 332 00:28:15,400 --> 00:28:17,280 40 seconds. 333 00:28:22,760 --> 00:28:25,480 It's so stupid. 334 00:28:27,160 --> 00:28:30,400 And you have to start over. 335 00:28:34,480 --> 00:28:36,600 Listen... 336 00:28:37,400 --> 00:28:39,920 I'm not a quitter. 337 00:28:40,040 --> 00:28:44,200 - What's up, Lars? - I'm skipping it. Thanks for today. 338 00:28:47,360 --> 00:28:50,080 - I'm a quitter. - That was fun. 339 00:28:50,200 --> 00:28:55,680 - Can we get one last try? - On that one? Yes. 340 00:28:55,800 --> 00:29:01,480 - There. I didn't make it. - No, you didn't. 341 00:29:05,320 --> 00:29:09,320 If you haven't achieved anything else, it's thanks to you - 342 00:29:09,440 --> 00:29:15,160 - that right now Ane and Mette are thinking: It wasn't that bad after all. 343 00:29:15,280 --> 00:29:19,760 This is also a form of enlightenment for many viewers. 344 00:29:19,880 --> 00:29:23,040 This is a wildly popular programme. 345 00:29:23,160 --> 00:29:28,800 They're thinking: A TV package is expensive. What do you spend the money on? 346 00:29:30,000 --> 00:29:35,720 Among other things, to pay grown men to roll dice. 347 00:29:37,240 --> 00:29:41,240 But that look you have... 348 00:29:41,360 --> 00:29:46,440 It's a mass murderer in the next Oscar-winning film. 349 00:29:46,560 --> 00:29:51,440 I've never seen anyone so angry and ready to kill someone. 350 00:29:51,560 --> 00:29:55,400 We all know, Lars, that the last thing you say - 351 00:29:55,520 --> 00:29:59,840 - before you set fire to a school is: "No. It's fine." 352 00:29:59,960 --> 00:30:05,600 It's fine. I got matches from Mark le Fêvre. 353 00:30:05,720 --> 00:30:10,400 You'll end up with the same result: zero points. 354 00:30:10,520 --> 00:30:15,560 The road to zero points is quite different. Isn't it, Mark? 355 00:30:15,680 --> 00:30:17,440 Yes. 356 00:30:17,560 --> 00:30:22,480 I was in my early 50s when I entered the room. 357 00:30:23,440 --> 00:30:27,680 We can start with you, Mikkel. You bite the dust after... 358 00:30:27,800 --> 00:30:30,680 ...48 minutes. 359 00:30:30,800 --> 00:30:34,400 Lars, we're in a different mindset here. 360 00:30:34,520 --> 00:30:39,560 It actually only takes 11 minutes before you choose to say... 361 00:30:39,680 --> 00:30:42,280 No way! 362 00:30:50,040 --> 00:30:53,720 How I wish I had done that. 363 00:30:53,840 --> 00:31:00,040 You both get zero points. It just took you 48 minutes to get zero points. 364 00:31:00,160 --> 00:31:04,160 I'm at a point in my life where I don't have those 48 minutes. 365 00:31:04,280 --> 00:31:08,960 We still need David. And it smells like we're at the extremes. 366 00:31:09,080 --> 00:31:12,960 - Is it wrong or genius? - I'm fucking smart. 367 00:31:14,360 --> 00:31:19,520 Maths? Got that one. Higher than your left foot? 368 00:31:20,840 --> 00:31:24,960 Oh, like that. That's the length of your foot. 369 00:31:25,080 --> 00:31:27,840 This is the height of your foot. 370 00:31:27,960 --> 00:31:31,480 That's the height. Time's running out too, damn it. 371 00:31:33,120 --> 00:31:35,320 No. 372 00:31:35,440 --> 00:31:37,200 Fuck that. 373 00:31:38,680 --> 00:31:42,640 Now I've got it. That one's easy-peasy. This one's hard. 374 00:31:42,760 --> 00:31:48,040 - Did you finish the dice task? - Yeah, I hit ['slå' = 'roll' or 'hit'] two sixes in a row. 375 00:31:48,160 --> 00:31:50,480 "Get the ring through." 376 00:31:52,560 --> 00:31:54,640 Shut the fuck up. 377 00:31:56,640 --> 00:31:59,960 - What did you find? - Plastic gloves. 378 00:32:00,080 --> 00:32:03,560 Electricity can't go through plastic. 379 00:32:10,200 --> 00:32:14,120 It has to be done faster than 1 minute and 30 seconds. 380 00:32:19,600 --> 00:32:22,080 Five minus five: zero. 381 00:32:24,760 --> 00:32:26,440 I won. 382 00:32:30,600 --> 00:32:36,400 There are two ways through. One is to let the tasks break you. 383 00:32:36,520 --> 00:32:40,160 The other is for you to break the tasks. 384 00:32:40,280 --> 00:32:45,000 Or you get disqualified because it was mega-cheating to use rubber gloves. 385 00:32:45,120 --> 00:32:48,280 It doesn't say you can't use aids. 386 00:32:48,400 --> 00:32:50,680 It's approved. 387 00:32:55,560 --> 00:33:01,560 We just need to find out how long David Minerba took. 388 00:33:01,680 --> 00:33:04,560 It's going fast over there. 389 00:33:04,680 --> 00:33:09,320 A measly 8 minutes and 46 seconds. Clearly the best time. 390 00:33:12,560 --> 00:33:16,680 Mark, do you have another task we can sink our teeth into? 391 00:33:16,800 --> 00:33:20,360 The time has come for us to make sausages. 392 00:33:20,480 --> 00:33:22,120 Yes! 393 00:33:35,280 --> 00:33:37,520 Sausage? 394 00:33:37,640 --> 00:33:40,040 I love sausage, Mark. 395 00:33:41,920 --> 00:33:45,840 - "Make a delicious sausage." - "You can only use five ingredients." 396 00:33:45,960 --> 00:33:49,400 "All the ingredients must be edible." 397 00:33:49,520 --> 00:33:51,640 Fuck, I love sausage. 398 00:33:51,760 --> 00:33:54,320 "The five ingredients must start with..." 399 00:33:54,440 --> 00:33:57,280 "P. Ø. L. S. E." 400 00:33:57,400 --> 00:33:59,760 "You have five minutes to order ingredients." 401 00:33:59,880 --> 00:34:02,320 "And 20 minutes to make your sausage." 402 00:34:02,440 --> 00:34:05,480 "Sausage itself must not be an ingredient." 403 00:34:05,600 --> 00:34:10,040 - "Most surprisingly..." - "...tasty sausage wins." 404 00:34:10,160 --> 00:34:13,920 The time. Do you know what it does? It starts now. 405 00:34:14,040 --> 00:34:17,520 - How exciting. - You can put øl [beer] in a sausage. 406 00:34:17,640 --> 00:34:20,400 - We need beer. - Beer is delicious. 407 00:34:20,520 --> 00:34:26,640 Pilsner. Øl. Leis. That's three kinds of beer. 408 00:34:26,760 --> 00:34:30,840 You could make a... laksepølse [salmon sausage]. 409 00:34:30,960 --> 00:34:33,840 - Lamb casing. - Østers [oysters]. 410 00:34:35,320 --> 00:34:36,800 Okay. 411 00:34:36,920 --> 00:34:41,960 Let's try enebær [juniper berries]. No, that doesn't go with oysters. 412 00:34:43,680 --> 00:34:45,760 Juniper berries. 413 00:34:45,880 --> 00:34:47,480 Estragon [tarragon]. 414 00:34:47,600 --> 00:34:51,680 Tarragon... would be disgusting. 415 00:34:51,800 --> 00:34:57,440 Emmentaler [Emmental cheese]. There. 416 00:34:57,560 --> 00:35:00,920 - English sauce [Worcestershire sauce]. - You're going with that? 417 00:35:01,040 --> 00:35:04,320 We're going to have a dessert sausage. Pancakes! 418 00:35:04,440 --> 00:35:07,280 I think this is going to be fucking delicious. 419 00:35:07,400 --> 00:35:11,920 Pancake, beer-bread, liquorice, syltetøj [jam], and tarragon. 420 00:35:12,040 --> 00:35:16,320 - I'm looking forward to it. - Not as much as I am, Mark. 421 00:35:19,760 --> 00:35:22,960 You chose the five ingredients yourselves. 422 00:35:23,080 --> 00:35:28,960 We're looking for the most surprisingly delicious sausage. 423 00:35:29,080 --> 00:35:31,840 Which sausage should we try first? 424 00:35:31,960 --> 00:35:37,400 We'll start by looking at Ane, Mikkel, and David's sausages. 425 00:35:52,520 --> 00:35:56,520 - Really good decision. - Now I just have to make a sausage. 426 00:36:03,080 --> 00:36:05,320 Liquorice in. 427 00:36:05,440 --> 00:36:09,520 It might look like something you've tried in elementary school. 428 00:36:14,480 --> 00:36:19,320 So what would you say the difference is between a pancake with filling and a sausage? 429 00:36:21,240 --> 00:36:26,320 - I'm making a stuffing instead. - I've now made a sausage tray. 430 00:36:26,440 --> 00:36:29,480 Damn it... 431 00:36:49,160 --> 00:36:51,360 Look. 432 00:36:51,480 --> 00:36:54,360 I'm nailing this right now. 433 00:36:56,680 --> 00:36:58,920 Whoa! There we go. 434 00:37:01,200 --> 00:37:02,760 Okay. 435 00:37:12,840 --> 00:37:15,200 Now they've had enough. 436 00:37:29,160 --> 00:37:32,520 - Good crust. - Take half, my friend. 437 00:37:32,640 --> 00:37:34,080 Just one more. 438 00:37:36,400 --> 00:37:38,720 Oh my god, that tastes good. 439 00:37:38,840 --> 00:37:42,040 It's a bit rustic. 440 00:37:42,160 --> 00:37:45,320 - It's a soggy sausage. - Yeah, a bit soggy. 441 00:37:46,680 --> 00:37:50,960 Swallow the casing. Just do it. 442 00:37:51,080 --> 00:37:54,480 But it tastes surprisingly good. 443 00:37:54,600 --> 00:37:56,760 I have to say. 444 00:37:56,880 --> 00:38:01,480 It tastes better than you'd think, which is a huge part of the task. 445 00:38:01,600 --> 00:38:06,040 - Would you like some more? - I'm enjoying what I have in my mouth. 446 00:38:07,280 --> 00:38:10,280 Sick. See you, bitches. 447 00:38:11,320 --> 00:38:14,520 You can take the rest home, Mark. 448 00:38:25,720 --> 00:38:29,680 You actually said out there that you thought it was okay. 449 00:38:29,800 --> 00:38:34,040 Then you spat it out. I didn't see that. 450 00:38:34,160 --> 00:38:38,840 - Didn't you taste it yourself? - Yes, and the whole juniper berry was too much. 451 00:38:40,760 --> 00:38:45,480 But we agreed that it was 'okay'. 452 00:38:45,600 --> 00:38:48,000 I lied. 453 00:38:49,160 --> 00:38:52,560 There are two other sausages at stake. How did they taste? 454 00:38:52,680 --> 00:38:56,400 Surprisingly good. The dessert sausage was a sticky sausage. 455 00:38:56,520 --> 00:39:00,640 Yeah, but it had tarragon in it. That worked well together. 456 00:39:00,760 --> 00:39:05,200 - And a little jam too. - Then there was David's sausage. 457 00:39:05,320 --> 00:39:09,320 - That was awesome. - I did write 'awesome'. 458 00:39:11,240 --> 00:39:14,880 And the consistency was a little sticky-icky-icky. 459 00:39:15,000 --> 00:39:19,000 - Just how we like it. - Afterwards, you're full and wasted. 460 00:39:19,120 --> 00:39:24,520 Yeah. I also put a crazy amount of hash in it. 461 00:39:24,640 --> 00:39:27,240 Three sausages down, and two to go. 462 00:39:27,360 --> 00:39:33,960 Now we're going to Lars and Mette, who have both chosen to work with oysters. 463 00:39:34,080 --> 00:39:36,520 It's an ingredient, of course... 464 00:39:36,640 --> 00:39:40,720 I originally wrote 'østrogen' [oestrogen]. 465 00:39:42,960 --> 00:39:47,040 Then we were, me and the medical science - 466 00:39:47,160 --> 00:39:52,280 - a little unsure about how Mark would react to that. 467 00:39:52,400 --> 00:39:56,240 But you weren't unsure about how you yourself would react? 468 00:39:56,360 --> 00:40:02,440 I would react with blind confidence in what I produced. 469 00:40:02,560 --> 00:40:07,120 But I thought: Let's not take any chances. We'll go with an oyster. 470 00:40:07,240 --> 00:40:10,440 Oysters are an ingredient, of course - 471 00:40:10,560 --> 00:40:14,840 - that requires high and strict hygiene. 472 00:40:14,960 --> 00:40:18,280 Comme-ci comme-ça. Isn't that a myth? 473 00:40:18,400 --> 00:40:21,640 Not comme-ci comme-ça. It's disgusting, Mette. 474 00:40:25,600 --> 00:40:29,680 - Are you hungry? - I'm just washing my fingers, Mark. 475 00:40:29,800 --> 00:40:33,480 - Mmm. - Now we'll loosen these bandits. 476 00:40:33,600 --> 00:40:37,120 - Do you like oysters? - I'm not really friends with them. 477 00:40:38,440 --> 00:40:43,080 We'll give them a blast under the grill. You won't have it raw, Mark. 478 00:40:43,200 --> 00:40:48,240 It can be really good. Even if it doesn't look like it. 479 00:40:48,360 --> 00:40:50,880 - Pepper. - Broad-leaved parsley. 480 00:40:51,000 --> 00:40:52,680 The shellfish knife? 481 00:40:52,800 --> 00:40:56,480 Come on. You don't have to be so delicate. 482 00:40:57,480 --> 00:41:03,000 Yes, that's fine. It was an attempt to kill bacteria, Mark. 483 00:41:03,120 --> 00:41:05,640 Then it's kneaded. 484 00:41:07,200 --> 00:41:09,120 Oh my goodness. 485 00:41:09,240 --> 00:41:12,960 Isn't there a glass of white wine? That's it, Mark. 486 00:41:13,080 --> 00:41:17,160 Now something is going to happen that you'll think is insanely disgusting. 487 00:41:18,160 --> 00:41:20,920 I'm tasting the stuffing. 488 00:41:26,160 --> 00:41:30,400 It's actually good, it gets a little warm from the hands. 489 00:41:30,520 --> 00:41:32,560 Well, there you go. 490 00:41:35,240 --> 00:41:37,640 Mmm. It'll be good, Mark. 491 00:41:38,640 --> 00:41:40,840 Mmm! What do you think, Mark? 492 00:41:49,120 --> 00:41:52,000 We'll see. 493 00:41:53,920 --> 00:41:58,320 - It just went right in. - I think it's mega delicious. 494 00:42:00,120 --> 00:42:02,120 It's juicy. 495 00:42:02,240 --> 00:42:05,440 - Do you like it? - I'm chewing on it. 496 00:42:05,560 --> 00:42:07,200 It's surprisingly good. 497 00:42:07,320 --> 00:42:10,160 - But you think it's disgusting? - No. 498 00:42:10,280 --> 00:42:13,800 I'm excited to see what the others come up with if they have to beat that. 499 00:42:13,920 --> 00:42:18,640 Spit it out. We don't want any more. Spit it out! 500 00:42:18,760 --> 00:42:20,240 See you. 501 00:42:20,360 --> 00:42:25,480 I've had my hand up a cow's ass. That's much worse. 502 00:42:28,760 --> 00:42:32,240 Why have you had your hand up a cow's ass? 503 00:42:32,360 --> 00:42:37,680 I thought I was going to be a vet. I wasn't going to after that. 504 00:42:39,880 --> 00:42:42,960 Mette, who taught you - 505 00:42:43,080 --> 00:42:47,200 - that it's good that the stuffing gets a little warm from the hands? 506 00:42:47,320 --> 00:42:51,360 There's something about the stuffing sticking together better then. 507 00:42:51,480 --> 00:42:55,920 And there's nothing wrong with that. It's just like that... 508 00:42:56,040 --> 00:43:02,720 It's actually the opposite. The bacteria wake up when it gets warmer. 509 00:43:02,840 --> 00:43:04,920 Mette is my saviour. 510 00:43:05,040 --> 00:43:09,000 Every time things go badly for me, we see something Mette has done. 511 00:43:09,120 --> 00:43:15,360 Right with her ass on the line. Thank you for that, Mette. 512 00:43:15,480 --> 00:43:19,200 Where do the two sausages stand taste-wise? 513 00:43:21,160 --> 00:43:26,280 Once you've seen how it's made, it's impossible to enjoy. 514 00:43:26,400 --> 00:43:30,080 Why didn't you just leave the kitchen then? 515 00:43:30,200 --> 00:43:33,640 I didn't exactly want to be there either. 516 00:43:33,760 --> 00:43:37,120 That's exactly why I didn't put oestrogen in. 517 00:43:37,240 --> 00:43:39,560 Exactly. 518 00:43:42,640 --> 00:43:47,200 But Lars, on the other hand: The hygiene was top-notch, and so was the taste. 519 00:43:50,320 --> 00:43:52,920 Let's go through it - 520 00:43:53,040 --> 00:43:57,560 - based on the very reliable notes I've received. 521 00:43:57,680 --> 00:44:02,920 Mette, Mark says there's a 1-pointer. 522 00:44:03,040 --> 00:44:06,240 I think I said... [retches] 523 00:44:06,360 --> 00:44:11,680 He waited to say that until you had left the kitchen, Ane. 524 00:44:11,800 --> 00:44:14,240 2 points for you. 525 00:44:14,360 --> 00:44:18,400 The criterion wasn't just the most delicious sausage - 526 00:44:18,520 --> 00:44:22,280 - but the most surprisingly delicious sausage. 527 00:44:22,400 --> 00:44:28,080 3 points to Lars, because it's not surprising that it's delicious. 528 00:44:28,200 --> 00:44:32,760 No, you can get oyster sausages everywhere. 529 00:44:32,880 --> 00:44:37,880 At the top, one is surprised by both ingredients and appearance. 530 00:44:38,000 --> 00:44:42,760 But it ends up with a slight advantage for the dessert sausage. 531 00:44:42,880 --> 00:44:47,080 5 points to Mikkel Klint Thorius, and 4 to David Minerba. 532 00:44:50,680 --> 00:44:52,840 - Ooh! - Sick. 533 00:44:52,960 --> 00:44:56,400 Wow! Hello. 534 00:44:56,520 --> 00:45:01,480 Mark, do you have a task that's as quick as the glasses? 535 00:45:01,600 --> 00:45:03,280 Damn right. 536 00:45:15,840 --> 00:45:18,760 - Okay. - Fuck, how cosy. 537 00:45:21,320 --> 00:45:26,200 Why do you look like that? So stiff. 538 00:45:26,320 --> 00:45:28,720 Shall we duel? 539 00:45:28,840 --> 00:45:35,800 Basically, I prefer sports where you're armed. 540 00:45:35,920 --> 00:45:40,240 - With a bat, for example? - No, it has to be a rifle. 541 00:45:40,360 --> 00:45:44,840 I used to play table tennis. In third grade. 542 00:45:44,960 --> 00:45:49,840 I'm an old club champion. No, I'm terrible at table tennis. 543 00:45:49,960 --> 00:45:53,680 - How long did you do it for? - Three months. 544 00:45:53,800 --> 00:45:58,920 Then I realised it was just standing and playing table tennis. 545 00:45:59,920 --> 00:46:02,200 Okay. 546 00:46:05,360 --> 00:46:08,760 "Win a point against Mark in table tennis." 547 00:46:08,880 --> 00:46:13,680 - "If Mark wins a point against you..." - "...you have to choose a penalty." 548 00:46:13,800 --> 00:46:16,080 "Put on a jacket. Replace your bat." 549 00:46:16,200 --> 00:46:20,240 "Make a beautiful smørrebrød for Mark." [open-faced sandwich] 550 00:46:21,360 --> 00:46:25,760 "You may not choose the same penalty multiple times in a row." 551 00:46:26,720 --> 00:46:30,640 "Your time starts... when Mark serves the ball." 552 00:46:32,040 --> 00:46:33,800 Are you ready? 553 00:46:38,600 --> 00:46:44,200 You have to win one point against Mark le Fêvre in table tennis. 554 00:46:44,320 --> 00:46:46,880 Who's up first? 555 00:46:47,000 --> 00:46:50,880 I lost track because I was trying to act cool. 556 00:46:51,000 --> 00:46:53,560 You do look cool. 557 00:46:53,680 --> 00:46:57,560 - I feel cool too, damn it. - Real Batman. 558 00:46:59,320 --> 00:47:03,240 We're diving into what, in professional terms - 559 00:47:03,360 --> 00:47:05,920 - is a full mixed double. 560 00:47:06,040 --> 00:47:10,120 Three men and one woman. Lars, Mikkel, David, and Mette. 561 00:47:10,240 --> 00:47:13,520 - Have you played much table tennis? - No. 562 00:47:22,320 --> 00:47:24,680 - So... - So, here we go. 563 00:47:27,680 --> 00:47:31,760 - I'm afraid to use... Fuck! - Choose a penalty. 564 00:47:31,880 --> 00:47:35,120 I'll make a beautiful smørrebrød. 565 00:47:35,240 --> 00:47:37,640 - Do you like liver pâté? - No. 566 00:47:37,760 --> 00:47:41,280 - We'll start with a liver pâté. - No butter. Are you psychos? 567 00:47:41,400 --> 00:47:46,200 - And some Italian salad on top. - We have to remember the greens on top. 568 00:47:46,320 --> 00:47:50,280 Then you think: That's a stand-up comedian's midnight snack. 569 00:47:50,400 --> 00:47:54,240 - Ta-da! - Is that for me? Thanks. 570 00:47:54,360 --> 00:47:56,960 - A minute has passed. - Is there a timer? 571 00:47:57,080 --> 00:48:01,360 - Round two. - Hit me with your... balls. 572 00:48:18,080 --> 00:48:21,720 - Ooh, that was close! - Very. But it wasn't in. 573 00:48:26,280 --> 00:48:28,760 Unfortunately. That one's also nice. 574 00:48:35,760 --> 00:48:37,920 Come on. 575 00:48:38,960 --> 00:48:42,560 - I'll choose a new bat. - Lovely. 576 00:48:46,240 --> 00:48:48,160 I'll unbutton a little. 577 00:48:48,280 --> 00:48:53,840 - You can see that, alright. - Shut up. 578 00:48:56,320 --> 00:48:58,720 Damn it. 579 00:49:00,920 --> 00:49:03,040 You serve again. 580 00:49:15,680 --> 00:49:17,920 Smash it. Yes! 581 00:49:21,040 --> 00:49:23,240 Good save. 582 00:49:27,720 --> 00:49:29,760 Congratulations. 583 00:49:29,880 --> 00:49:33,520 The good news is, there's delicious smørrebrød now. 584 00:49:33,640 --> 00:49:36,680 - Oh, wow. - Awesome. 585 00:49:40,560 --> 00:49:44,200 - That's not bad. - It's a classic. 586 00:49:46,480 --> 00:49:49,240 These are some exciting duels. 587 00:49:49,360 --> 00:49:52,920 One needs to take a point from you as quickly as possible. 588 00:49:53,040 --> 00:49:57,160 - How are the times looking? - We can start with Mette. 589 00:49:57,280 --> 00:50:02,400 The first hit is really bad, but then you find your footing. 590 00:50:02,520 --> 00:50:07,640 - Is that right? - You have to say it with confidence. 591 00:50:07,760 --> 00:50:12,400 - I've never even held a bat. - You're not catching, you're hitting. 592 00:50:12,520 --> 00:50:14,920 Tell me more about how good I was. 593 00:50:15,040 --> 00:50:19,040 Lightning fast. It only takes 2 minutes and 26 seconds. 594 00:50:19,160 --> 00:50:21,400 Wow! 595 00:50:25,000 --> 00:50:31,160 Right on her heels, we have David. It takes 2 minutes and 35 seconds. 596 00:50:31,280 --> 00:50:33,840 And then... 597 00:50:33,960 --> 00:50:37,800 My success criterion is 11 minutes. 598 00:50:37,920 --> 00:50:43,840 We'll come back to that. Mikkel, a little slower: 7 minutes. 599 00:50:43,960 --> 00:50:48,560 I enjoyed the smørrebrød. There was herring and all sorts of delicious things. 600 00:50:48,680 --> 00:50:52,280 Lars, you said 11 minutes. 601 00:50:52,400 --> 00:50:55,320 You did it in 12. 602 00:50:57,720 --> 00:51:01,440 Then we're missing Ane. If we put a lot together - 603 00:51:01,560 --> 00:51:06,600 - and have a single participant to spare, then it either went really, really well - 604 00:51:06,720 --> 00:51:10,200 - or it went really, really not so well. 605 00:51:10,320 --> 00:51:14,920 - Am I right about that? - You're absolutely right. 606 00:51:15,040 --> 00:51:18,560 A big part of table tennis is trash-talking each other. 607 00:51:18,680 --> 00:51:22,160 So, are you ready, you hick? Okay. 608 00:51:25,680 --> 00:51:29,520 So, did I win? But I didn't even do anything. 609 00:51:29,640 --> 00:51:32,320 - Was it because I trash-talked? - Yes. 610 00:51:32,440 --> 00:51:37,000 - Well, thanks for the game, Mark. - Likewise, Ane. 611 00:51:37,120 --> 00:51:42,040 All the time we were supposed to use, you can practice a little. 612 00:51:42,160 --> 00:51:45,680 - That might not be a bad plan. - Oh, how easy. 613 00:51:48,200 --> 00:51:50,320 That was... I mean... 614 00:51:52,040 --> 00:51:58,160 - This is a match-fixing scandal. - You didn't do badly, did you? 615 00:51:58,280 --> 00:52:01,680 You don't deserve those glasses. 616 00:52:01,800 --> 00:52:05,680 We're up each other's asses [neck-and-neck], and then you screw me over, Mark. 617 00:52:05,800 --> 00:52:09,880 Oh, darn. Then you don't get to take that tooth home. 618 00:52:10,000 --> 00:52:12,360 I love you, Mark. 619 00:52:12,480 --> 00:52:14,720 The man... 620 00:52:14,840 --> 00:52:18,680 Sometimes you have to base your success on your own strength. 621 00:52:18,800 --> 00:52:23,280 Other times you have to do it on the misery of others. And that's what happened here. 622 00:52:23,400 --> 00:52:27,640 Mark was so bad that it was impossible for me to go wrong. 623 00:52:27,760 --> 00:52:32,680 I'm not skilled. Mark is terrible. That's what happened. 624 00:52:32,800 --> 00:52:37,720 You don't see it in the clip, and you know it's true, Mark. 625 00:52:37,840 --> 00:52:41,400 You stood there afterwards practicing for 25 minutes, 626 00:52:41,520 --> 00:52:45,360 because you were so embarrassed that it went so badly. 627 00:52:45,480 --> 00:52:47,120 Mark... 628 00:52:47,240 --> 00:52:50,160 At the production meeting, you said: 629 00:52:50,280 --> 00:52:53,360 "I can smash them all in table tennis." 630 00:52:53,480 --> 00:52:56,840 "Can't you buy me some cool glasses?" 631 00:52:56,960 --> 00:53:00,640 "Then I'll just thrash them all afternoon." 632 00:53:00,760 --> 00:53:06,640 Mark, from an honest heart, what's going on? 633 00:53:08,080 --> 00:53:12,280 Aren't we at the point where we should have the final task? 634 00:53:12,400 --> 00:53:14,400 Live on stage. 635 00:53:14,520 --> 00:53:17,880 We need some points, and I also need to hear: 636 00:53:18,000 --> 00:53:23,680 How long did Ane take to win a point against you in table tennis? 637 00:53:23,800 --> 00:53:28,160 Is there even such a small number for how quickly it went? 638 00:53:29,760 --> 00:53:33,320 We need points, and we need the final time. 639 00:53:33,440 --> 00:53:37,240 There's 1 point for Lars, 2 points for Mikkel, 3 points for David - 640 00:53:37,360 --> 00:53:40,960 - 4 points for Mette, and 5 points for Ane Høgsberg. 641 00:53:42,360 --> 00:53:44,720 What? 642 00:53:48,400 --> 00:53:52,080 Small detail: How long did it take Ane - 643 00:53:52,200 --> 00:53:56,840 - to take one point in table tennis from you, Mark le Fêvre? 644 00:53:56,960 --> 00:53:59,440 Excuse me, what? 645 00:53:59,560 --> 00:54:02,400 Three seconds, damn it! 646 00:54:05,520 --> 00:54:08,440 But nothing is decided yet, 647 00:54:08,560 --> 00:54:13,360 because we still need the final task. It's unfolding on stage right now. 648 00:54:19,400 --> 00:54:22,520 Mark, before we can finish - 649 00:54:22,640 --> 00:54:26,760 - we need to have a final task read out. Who's doing it? 650 00:54:26,880 --> 00:54:31,040 I'm dreaming that Mette gets to read it. 651 00:54:31,160 --> 00:54:37,200 - I can understand that. - Do it with the voice you usually use. 652 00:54:39,600 --> 00:54:43,080 Not here. I've told you that. 653 00:54:43,200 --> 00:54:47,080 - Oh... - No, not that voice. The other one. 654 00:54:48,160 --> 00:54:50,400 "Listen for your tone." 655 00:54:50,520 --> 00:54:54,880 "When your tone is played, you must move one space forward." 656 00:54:55,000 --> 00:55:00,480 "If you move on another contestant's tone, you must move two spaces backwards." 657 00:55:00,600 --> 00:55:05,280 "The highest score after 15 played tones wins." 658 00:55:05,400 --> 00:55:11,040 You must listen for your tone. When you hear it, you must step one space forward. 659 00:55:11,160 --> 00:55:15,120 If you make a mistake, this sound will play. 660 00:55:17,080 --> 00:55:20,840 Isn't that my tone? Then I can move forward. 661 00:55:20,960 --> 00:55:24,840 When you hear that, you must take two steps back. 662 00:55:24,960 --> 00:55:28,280 - Are you ready to hear your tones? - Yes. 663 00:55:28,400 --> 00:55:30,600 Ane. 664 00:55:31,800 --> 00:55:34,280 David. 665 00:55:34,400 --> 00:55:37,680 - D-tone. - Lars. 666 00:55:39,520 --> 00:55:42,600 Mette. 667 00:55:42,720 --> 00:55:47,040 - ♪ Yes, she has perfect pitch. ♪ - And Mikkel. 668 00:55:52,040 --> 00:55:53,880 It's there. 669 00:55:54,000 --> 00:56:00,640 Alright then... Mark le Fêvre, play that funky music, white boy. 670 00:56:09,760 --> 00:56:12,040 That's his. 671 00:56:18,640 --> 00:56:22,720 There were already mistakes, I'm afraid. 672 00:56:22,840 --> 00:56:27,160 David and Ane, you both need to take two steps back. 673 00:56:27,280 --> 00:56:32,520 And then what happens is, before we can stop these two wrongdoers over here - 674 00:56:32,640 --> 00:56:35,360 - both Lars and Mette step forward. 675 00:56:35,480 --> 00:56:39,560 Lars, that wasn't your note, so you need to take two steps back. 676 00:56:39,680 --> 00:56:44,400 - Mette, bravo. - ♪ Perfect pitch! ♪ 677 00:56:45,480 --> 00:56:49,600 But there are plenty of sweet tunes left. 678 00:57:37,840 --> 00:57:40,960 Uh, you guys are good! 679 00:57:42,960 --> 00:57:45,760 Fuck, you're embarrassing. 680 00:57:50,920 --> 00:57:54,720 You guys are wild! Yes, thank you! 681 00:58:10,160 --> 00:58:12,840 I think I've figured it out. 682 00:58:12,960 --> 00:58:17,360 - Shut the hell up! - You were better than we expected. 683 00:58:20,360 --> 00:58:22,880 - Well, I mean. - It's the perfect pitch. 684 00:58:23,000 --> 00:58:28,280 We find ourselves in the wild situation that you've earned 5 points, Mette. 685 00:58:28,400 --> 00:58:31,480 - And then there's... - Yes! 686 00:58:31,600 --> 00:58:36,000 I see three in a shared second place. You each get 4 points. 687 00:58:36,120 --> 00:58:40,640 Lars was almost as good, but gets fifth place for 1 point. 688 00:58:40,760 --> 00:58:45,800 We'll add those to the existing score. Mark le Fêvre... 689 00:58:45,920 --> 00:58:49,800 Who's walking away with an extra tooth? 690 00:58:49,920 --> 00:58:54,440 Right now it's a tie between Ane and David. 691 00:58:54,560 --> 00:58:59,160 - You both have 20 points. But Ane... - For the first time ever. 692 00:58:59,280 --> 00:59:03,400 That ping pong victory means you've won a tooth! 693 00:59:11,200 --> 00:59:14,200 Wow. 694 00:59:14,320 --> 00:59:17,480 - Put it on! - Fuck, that's disgusting. 695 00:59:19,000 --> 00:59:23,440 I'm not biting off more than I can chew here. Ane Høgsberg won tonight. 696 00:59:23,560 --> 00:59:26,640 If you just tuned in, you've missed the whole thing. 697 00:59:26,760 --> 00:59:29,880 But we'll be back again in a week. See you again. 698 00:59:33,000 --> 00:59:35,700 Original Danish subtitles: Karl Wagner (Dansk Video Tekst) 699 00:59:36,360 --> 00:59:39,060 Proofreading and adjustments: Chaya Friis and u/Taskmastermaster