No!
A very strange pirate.
- Are you okay, Poul? - You're fired!
- Remember to follow your dreams. - Hi, 3C.
Stop!
What have I done?
Welcome to Stormester, where the components are so familiar.
Five contestants, one trophy, zero scruples. Stir together on a high heat.
The result will be a single winner, and it will be one of these five:
Ane Høgsberg.
David Minerba.
Lars Hjortshøj.
Mette Søndergaard.
Or maybe Mikkel Klint Thorius.
Perhaps the most familiar of all components:
My kind, faithful assistant, Mark le Fêvre.
I can see something the audience can't. Is that something new, Mark?
Are you thinking about this badass thing?
No, that... That wasn't it, but that's new too.
I also trimmed my beard.
- Who brought a prize? - Mette Søndergaard did.
- I brought my most expensive tooth. - Gross.
I've had a root canal treatment.
Then another root canal. Then I got a crown done.
Is it an incisor, molar, wisdom tooth, or baby tooth?
It's here.
- You're pointing where there isn't a tooth. - Yeah, it's up there.
- You brought a broken tooth? - Mette Søndergaard's tooth is in play.
So, we buckle down. Shall we get started, Mark?
We're going to a task where our little friend here is exposed to extreme danger.
If you can press the tablet... Oh, you're missing fingers.
Oh, baby!
- What are you doing? - We're putting him to sleep.
- You've got this. - Sort of. He won't close his eyes.
- I know why. - Stubbornness?
No. When you lay the doll down, it closes its eyes.
- Seriously? - Yeah, there you go.
I love children.
- Do you have children? - No. That's why.
I'll just snatch this one.
- Bitch baby. - Without even crying.
- Give it to me, you little shit. - "Save the child."
- "Best rescue operation..." - "...from the greatest danger wins."
- "If the child is destroyed..." - "...you are disqualified."
- Physically or mentally? - Both.
- "You have 30 minutes." - "Your time starts now."
- Just the thing for me. Yes, how cool! - The greatest danger.
- What's the greatest danger for you? - It's the sun.
Someone once wanted to beat me up.
- So, they just got one in? - No, I got one in.
I'll just take the kid -
- and figure out where he should be exposed to the greatest possible danger.
- I'll think of something. - I think we should head down to the water.
A small, innocent child should be exposed to the greatest possible danger.
But also be saved. Mark, where do we start?
Mikkel, I've known you for 15 years -
- and I've never dared to ask: Are you an albino?
No, I'm a redhead.
- Is he safe? - Yes.
- Yes, thank you. - I have two things to say.
One is that I didn't choose the size of those swimming trunks myself.
Those were the ones I got. And I'm very aware that they were very small.
I just want to mention to the camera, in case the municipality is watching:
This was recorded before I became a father myself.
What a rescue, what a danger.
Mark, there are still four left. Who's next?
We're going to Lars Hjortshøj.
[In a bad Swedish accent] We're going on a small trip to the other side of the strait.
We're going to Sweden. To a very famous...
...Swedish tradition.
Then comes... I have to say in Danish: crayfish.
Damn good.
No?
We have other good things.
A small cinnamon bun for the sweet tooth.
Is it you who has taken away my little boy?
He will taste a Swedish specialty.
You mustn't eat it. It is Swedish.
What are you doing with his hands?
- Old Swedish tradition. - It must stop now!
You are a Swedish devil!
I must take home my boy. Swedish devil!
- Everybody. - Hey, you.
I have tried in vain to figure out what language you are speaking.
I have used the process of elimination. It's not Swedish.
Yes...
I just need to clarify this, Lars. What are you saving the child from?
From a Swedish man...
...who has kidnapped the child and taken the child to a crayfish party.
Which is one of the most gruesome things one can be subjected to.
To expose children to Swedish food is fucking disgusting.
They use so much mayonnaise.
I am interested in the wildest rescue operation. You go in...
...and lift the child out of a chair and leave.
And give a scolding.
- There was authority there. - I think so.
- I would very much like to have more. - We jump to Ane.
You were supposed to figure out: What's the biggest danger to you?
That says something about the hectic life you lead.
What you're about to experience is based on true events. Just so you know.
Mark?
You got this, Mark?
Mark?
Mark!
No! That's dangerous!
Mark, for Christ's sake! Mark!
Mark! Mark!
Mark, they need to be quartered.
He could choke on them. Quartered, right?
That was a close call.
I want to emphasise, it's not on the recording -
- but I ate a grape afterwards and it went down the wrong way.
It's dangerous. Until kids are 3 years old, you have to at least halve grapes.
It corresponds exactly with the size of their windpipe.
I ate a crazy amount of grapes when I was two years old.
And you haven't gotten much oxygen to your brain since. Insanely dangerous.
Mark, now we've added seedless grapes to the list of dangers for the child.
We still need two horribly dangerous rescue operations.
We're going to David's. Here I must warn against strong images.
And according to David, also a slightly chubby body.
Oh. Shh!
Can't count on you, can I? I said I needed the money on Friday.
And it's now Friday.
But there's no money.
But don't worry. There are solutions for that.
Stooop!
Stop! Is this the way you want to go?
Do you really want to be tortured by a criminal, semi-chubby man?
No, you don't! Now I'll save you.
You could just borrow the scissors.
Luckily, I managed to save Frederik this time.
Chubby?
I have so many questions, David. Let's start from the beginning.
Disgusting hostage-taker dances around. Cuts off a little child's finger.
Then you show up. You've been there the whole time.
Yeah...
It has to cost a finger before you intervene.
The child also needs to learn something.
Every time the child thinks: Should I borrow money? Oh, no.
Frederik is on his way to becoming a hardened criminal.
- Then I come in and save him. - You're one of them from the municipality.
Yes, a mixture of local councillor and Jehovah's Witness.
That's typically what solves hostage situations.
Someone just makes a report to the municipality.
In Tønder we have a lot of experience with it just working.
Can I ask you something? Didn't David's doll get hurt?
Annoying to listen to.
The child can get hurt, but not be destroyed.
We're still missing Mette's dangerous rescue operation.
We're at a classic children's birthday around a gravel pit.
And what could go wrong?
♪ And lovely chocolate and cakes too. ♪
Then you have to blow.
Then you have to wish and blow. Blow...
No! What happened to my baby?
I have to save him!
Are you okay, Poul?
There.
- Do you want a piece of cake? - Yes, I could use that.
I acknowledge: There is danger when there is fire in the baby's hair.
Then it's good to have a powder extinguisher.
I would like to state, however:
Isn't the real danger to the child the two parents?
There are probably many dangers. Everything is dangerous here.
Also the hot coffee that Mark pours on the child's head.
I don't think clearly when the adrenaline is pumping.
It takes a special personality to set fire to a child's hair -
- make three attempts to put it out, and then say: "Do you want a piece of cake?"
- That's how we solve things in Jutland. - It's timely care.
"It is likely that we will set fire to our child."
- "We have the powder extinguisher with us." - Exactly! It's probably happened before.
David from the municipality will show up any minute now.
You would see the child with fire in his hair and think: In a moment...
Then there is increased supervision.
I know when to step in.
Here come the points.
The child won't be saved, Mette. It's in more danger than ever.
2 points to Lars.
You're saving the child from Swedish food, and it's not that dramatic.
Mikkel, that's a great rescue. Then it turns out the shark is Mark.
I can't exactly get a real shark.
- That would have given you more points. - Fair enough.
So there are two left. The most dangerous and exciting rescue...
I'm with Ane Høgsberg all the way for 5 points.
What?
Thanks. Wow.
That was action-packed and at times explosive.
- Do you have something quieter? - Yes. My pulse has been racing.
Now we're going to see the contestants' ice-cold, cool overview.
We're also going to get acquainted with this super lovely sound.
Oh!
- So many nice things. - It's one of those with electricity in it.
I need to take a cool overview.
Then we'll see what's hiding.
"Perform the tasks as quickly as possible."
"Each task must be completed faster than the last task."
"If you exceed the time from the previous task..."
- "...you have to start over." - "Your time starts now." Okay.
"Get the ring through the course without hitting the wire."
"Build a house out of crispbread. Your house must be taller than Mark's left foot."
"Solve a maths problem without using a calculator."
- "Roll two sixes in a row." - I'm excited about this.
- I'm insanely furious. - Are you about to explode?
Four sub-tasks must be completed. You decide the order.
But each task must be completed faster than the last.
If you don't succeed, you have to start over.
That sounds like a task that tests: Can you control your temper?
Are you crazy? It's an incredibly annoying task.
Ane, you're already shaking your head a little.
- It was a long day for you and me. - It was indeed a bit of a long day.
Just quickly, I think the hardest is this one.
Okay.
Yes. And now, Mark.
And now is the time.
And now.
In my family, we have a bit of a tendency to road-rage.
My dad taught me a trick. You have to say to yourself:
Who is the calmest person in Danish showbiz?
- Poul Krebs? - Keld Heick. He never gets angry.
So you have to say to yourself:
Keld Heick. Keld Heick. Keld Heick.
Okay, let's do it now.
Mark?
Then the crispbread must be taller than your left foot.
Are you planning to put that foot up here? That's fine.
Good.
Keld Heick. Keld Heick.
- Yes. - 3 minutes and 44 seconds.
There was one.
Nope.
There was one.
Yes, for fucks sake! Sorry.
- Can I choose myself? - You draw one from the pile.
Five minus five equals zero.
- That was it. - You did it.
I'm really glad I did it in that order.
Phew, it could have taken a long time otherwise.
Keld Heick. Keld Heick. Keld Heick.
Are you prepared for the day when Keld Heick does a rotten overtake?
That would never happen. He's not even allowed to drive anymore. He's so old.
No, but he's so calm.
You've never seen him get angry in 'Musikbutikken'. [musical talkshow with Heick as host]
- How much time does she actually spend? - She spends some time.
- 18 minutes and 22 seconds. - That's okay then.
- Should we take another contestant? - Gladly.
Is the rage bubbling up now, Lars?
Lars and I had pretty much the same experience.
And we're ready to tear the studio apart.
Ane was very clever in terms of choosing the order.
Why am I saying that? Because now we're going to see Mette.
I think this one will take the longest.
Keep calm.
- Exciting technique. - Shut your mouth.
She did it.
You have to solve the next one faster than 3 minutes and 41 seconds.
I'll take this one. Roll two sixes in a row.
That was damn unlucky. How fast was that?
- Three seconds. - I can't possibly make that.
You'll probably have to start over.
- Good luck. - How annoying.
Welcome back.
- Really? - Yes. Amazingly good time.
Now you only have 1 minute and 35 seconds.
And you have to start over.
Damn it, that triggers me.
- How's it going? - Good.
She fucking did it! How long did it take?
Now you have to clear the next one within 1 minute and 25 seconds.
What's the time?
Unfortunately, the time's up now. We're starting over.
See how slowly I'm doing it now. Damn slow.
- 3 minutes and 38 seconds. - How wonderful!
3 minutes and 4 seconds.
She did it. Now for the maths problem.
- Ten divided by five is two. - Yes, thank you.
I'm proud of myself. I really think that's good.
Did you roll two sixes on the first try? You lucky bastard.
I know. I've also started gambling since then.
You must be terrible to play pass the parcel with. [a Christmas game where you roll dice to get presents]
What time are we noting for Mette?
A bit unlucky with the order, but it's not completely crazy.
- 22 minutes. - Oooh!
Okay.
I like to crank up the frustration level.
But is there more to build on in terms of frustration?
Lars and Mikkel, you were already ready to tear the studio to pieces.
You shouldn't play that sound too many times.
Are you thinking of this one?
- Lars is getting tics from it. - Keld Heick. Keld Heick.
Here come Mikkel and Lars.
We'll start here.
You have to go down and start over.
Yeah.
No.
- I'll just start over. - It was going so well.
- Yes! - Excellent.
You have to do it faster than 4 minutes and 16 seconds.
"Solve a maths problem without using a calculator."
Two plus two is four.
Oh, fuck! How stupid.
- We'll start over. - Now, you guys get your fucking act together.
That was a six.
Yes, thank you.
Now you have to complete the next task within 1 minute and 51 seconds.
You have to be faster than 5 minutes and 53 seconds.
- I have to roll two sixes. - In a row.
The pulse is a little high with these dice rolls.
- How do you interpret that? - You don't have any sixes in a row.
- I have one six in a row. - No.
There's a six. Here comes the six.
Uh oh. Oh well.
- There you go. - They're not in a row anymore.
Now you need to get one more six.
- One more? - They have to be in a row.
Are you sure this is good television?
Time's up. You have to start all over again.
- Two sixes in a row didn't work. - That's super cool. That's just my thing.
One second.
Yes, thank you. No.
Okay.
It's just a children's toy.
Yes, thank you.
What?
9 minutes and 29 seconds.
Now you have to complete the next one within 1 minute and 57 seconds.
I'm not doing that one again. I'm not doing it!
There's one six.
Thank god!
See, Mark. Stable foundation.
40 seconds.
It's so stupid.
And you have to start over.
Listen...
I'm not a quitter.
- What's up, Lars? - I'm skipping it. Thanks for today.
- I'm a quitter. - That was fun.
- Can we get one last try? - On that one? Yes.
- There. I didn't make it. - No, you didn't.
If you haven't achieved anything else, it's thanks to you -
- that right now Ane and Mette are thinking: It wasn't that bad after all.
This is also a form of enlightenment for many viewers.
This is a wildly popular programme.
They're thinking: A TV package is expensive. What do you spend the money on?
Among other things, to pay grown men to roll dice.
But that look you have...
It's a mass murderer in the next Oscar-winning film.
I've never seen anyone so angry and ready to kill someone.
We all know, Lars, that the last thing you say -
- before you set fire to a school is: "No. It's fine."
It's fine. I got matches from Mark le Fêvre.
You'll end up with the same result: zero points.
The road to zero points is quite different. Isn't it, Mark?
Yes.
I was in my early 50s when I entered the room.
We can start with you, Mikkel. You bite the dust after...
...48 minutes.
Lars, we're in a different mindset here.
It actually only takes 11 minutes before you choose to say...
No way!
How I wish I had done that.
You both get zero points. It just took you 48 minutes to get zero points.
I'm at a point in my life where I don't have those 48 minutes.
We still need David. And it smells like we're at the extremes.
- Is it wrong or genius? - I'm fucking smart.
Maths? Got that one. Higher than your left foot?
Oh, like that. That's the length of your foot.
This is the height of your foot.
That's the height. Time's running out too, damn it.
No.
Fuck that.
Now I've got it. That one's easy-peasy. This one's hard.
- Did you finish the dice task? - Yeah, I hit ['slå' = 'roll' or 'hit'] two sixes in a row.
"Get the ring through."
Shut the fuck up.
- What did you find? - Plastic gloves.
Electricity can't go through plastic.
It has to be done faster than 1 minute and 30 seconds.
Five minus five: zero.
I won.
There are two ways through. One is to let the tasks break you.
The other is for you to break the tasks.
Or you get disqualified because it was mega-cheating to use rubber gloves.
It doesn't say you can't use aids.
It's approved.
We just need to find out how long David Minerba took.
It's going fast over there.
A measly 8 minutes and 46 seconds. Clearly the best time.
Mark, do you have another task we can sink our teeth into?
The time has come for us to make sausages.
Yes!
Sausage?
I love sausage, Mark.
- "Make a delicious sausage." - "You can only use five ingredients."
"All the ingredients must be edible."
Fuck, I love sausage.
"The five ingredients must start with..."
"P. Ø. L. S. E."
"You have five minutes to order ingredients."
"And 20 minutes to make your sausage."
"Sausage itself must not be an ingredient."
- "Most surprisingly..." - "...tasty sausage wins."
The time. Do you know what it does? It starts now.
- How exciting. - You can put øl [beer] in a sausage.
- We need beer. - Beer is delicious.
Pilsner. Øl. Leis. That's three kinds of beer.
You could make a... laksepølse [salmon sausage].
- Lamb casing. - Østers [oysters].
Okay.
Let's try enebær [juniper berries]. No, that doesn't go with oysters.
Juniper berries.
Estragon [tarragon].
Tarragon... would be disgusting.
Emmentaler [Emmental cheese]. There.
- English sauce [Worcestershire sauce]. - You're going with that?
We're going to have a dessert sausage. Pancakes!
I think this is going to be fucking delicious.
Pancake, beer-bread, liquorice, syltetøj [jam], and tarragon.
- I'm looking forward to it. - Not as much as I am, Mark.
You chose the five ingredients yourselves.
We're looking for the most surprisingly delicious sausage.
Which sausage should we try first?
We'll start by looking at Ane, Mikkel, and David's sausages.
- Really good decision. - Now I just have to make a sausage.
Liquorice in.
It might look like something you've tried in elementary school.
So what would you say the difference is between a pancake with filling and a sausage?
- I'm making a stuffing instead. - I've now made a sausage tray.
Damn it...
Look.
I'm nailing this right now.
Whoa! There we go.
Okay.
Now they've had enough.
- Good crust. - Take half, my friend.
Just one more.
Oh my god, that tastes good.
It's a bit rustic.
- It's a soggy sausage. - Yeah, a bit soggy.
Swallow the casing. Just do it.
But it tastes surprisingly good.
I have to say.
It tastes better than you'd think, which is a huge part of the task.
- Would you like some more? - I'm enjoying what I have in my mouth.
Sick. See you, bitches.
You can take the rest home, Mark.
You actually said out there that you thought it was okay.
Then you spat it out. I didn't see that.
- Didn't you taste it yourself? - Yes, and the whole juniper berry was too much.
But we agreed that it was 'okay'.
I lied.
There are two other sausages at stake. How did they taste?
Surprisingly good. The dessert sausage was a sticky sausage.
Yeah, but it had tarragon in it. That worked well together.
- And a little jam too. - Then there was David's sausage.
- That was awesome. - I did write 'awesome'.
And the consistency was a little sticky-icky-icky.
- Just how we like it. - Afterwards, you're full and wasted.
Yeah. I also put a crazy amount of hash in it.
Three sausages down, and two to go.
Now we're going to Lars and Mette, who have both chosen to work with oysters.
It's an ingredient, of course...
I originally wrote 'østrogen' [oestrogen].
Then we were, me and the medical science -
- a little unsure about how Mark would react to that.
But you weren't unsure about how you yourself would react?
I would react with blind confidence in what I produced.
But I thought: Let's not take any chances. We'll go with an oyster.
Oysters are an ingredient, of course -
- that requires high and strict hygiene.
Comme-ci comme-ça. Isn't that a myth?
Not comme-ci comme-ça. It's disgusting, Mette.
- Are you hungry? - I'm just washing my fingers, Mark.
- Mmm. - Now we'll loosen these bandits.
- Do you like oysters? - I'm not really friends with them.
We'll give them a blast under the grill. You won't have it raw, Mark.
It can be really good. Even if it doesn't look like it.
- Pepper. - Broad-leaved parsley.
The shellfish knife?
Come on. You don't have to be so delicate.
Yes, that's fine. It was an attempt to kill bacteria, Mark.
Then it's kneaded.
Oh my goodness.
Isn't there a glass of white wine? That's it, Mark.
Now something is going to happen that you'll think is insanely disgusting.
I'm tasting the stuffing.
It's actually good, it gets a little warm from the hands.
Well, there you go.
Mmm. It'll be good, Mark.
Mmm! What do you think, Mark?
We'll see.
- It just went right in. - I think it's mega delicious.
It's juicy.
- Do you like it? - I'm chewing on it.
It's surprisingly good.
- But you think it's disgusting? - No.
I'm excited to see what the others come up with if they have to beat that.
Spit it out. We don't want any more. Spit it out!
See you.
I've had my hand up a cow's ass. That's much worse.
Why have you had your hand up a cow's ass?
I thought I was going to be a vet. I wasn't going to after that.
Mette, who taught you -
- that it's good that the stuffing gets a little warm from the hands?
There's something about the stuffing sticking together better then.
And there's nothing wrong with that. It's just like that...
It's actually the opposite. The bacteria wake up when it gets warmer.
Mette is my saviour.
Every time things go badly for me, we see something Mette has done.
Right with her ass on the line. Thank you for that, Mette.
Where do the two sausages stand taste-wise?
Once you've seen how it's made, it's impossible to enjoy.
Why didn't you just leave the kitchen then?
I didn't exactly want to be there either.
That's exactly why I didn't put oestrogen in.
Exactly.
But Lars, on the other hand: The hygiene was top-notch, and so was the taste.
Let's go through it -
- based on the very reliable notes I've received.
Mette, Mark says there's a 1-pointer.
I think I said... [retches]
He waited to say that until you had left the kitchen, Ane.
2 points for you.
The criterion wasn't just the most delicious sausage -
- but the most surprisingly delicious sausage.
3 points to Lars, because it's not surprising that it's delicious.
No, you can get oyster sausages everywhere.
At the top, one is surprised by both ingredients and appearance.
But it ends up with a slight advantage for the dessert sausage.
5 points to Mikkel Klint Thorius, and 4 to David Minerba.
- Ooh! - Sick.
Wow! Hello.
Mark, do you have a task that's as quick as the glasses?
Damn right.
- Okay. - Fuck, how cosy.
Why do you look like that? So stiff.
Shall we duel?
Basically, I prefer sports where you're armed.
- With a bat, for example? - No, it has to be a rifle.
I used to play table tennis. In third grade.
I'm an old club champion. No, I'm terrible at table tennis.
- How long did you do it for? - Three months.
Then I realised it was just standing and playing table tennis.
Okay.
"Win a point against Mark in table tennis."
- "If Mark wins a point against you..." - "...you have to choose a penalty."
"Put on a jacket. Replace your bat."
"Make a beautiful smørrebrød for Mark." [open-faced sandwich]
"You may not choose the same penalty multiple times in a row."
"Your time starts... when Mark serves the ball."
Are you ready?
You have to win one point against Mark le Fêvre in table tennis.
Who's up first?
I lost track because I was trying to act cool.
You do look cool.
- I feel cool too, damn it. - Real Batman.
We're diving into what, in professional terms -
- is a full mixed double.
Three men and one woman. Lars, Mikkel, David, and Mette.
- Have you played much table tennis? - No.
- So... - So, here we go.
- I'm afraid to use... Fuck! - Choose a penalty.
I'll make a beautiful smørrebrød.
- Do you like liver pâté? - No.
- We'll start with a liver pâté. - No butter. Are you psychos?
- And some Italian salad on top. - We have to remember the greens on top.
Then you think: That's a stand-up comedian's midnight snack.
- Ta-da! - Is that for me? Thanks.
- A minute has passed. - Is there a timer?
- Round two. - Hit me with your... balls.
- Ooh, that was close! - Very. But it wasn't in.
Unfortunately. That one's also nice.
Come on.
- I'll choose a new bat. - Lovely.
I'll unbutton a little.
- You can see that, alright. - Shut up.
Damn it.
You serve again.
Smash it. Yes!
Good save.
Congratulations.
The good news is, there's delicious smørrebrød now.
- Oh, wow. - Awesome.
- That's not bad. - It's a classic.
These are some exciting duels.
One needs to take a point from you as quickly as possible.
- How are the times looking? - We can start with Mette.
The first hit is really bad, but then you find your footing.
- Is that right? - You have to say it with confidence.
- I've never even held a bat. - You're not catching, you're hitting.
Tell me more about how good I was.
Lightning fast. It only takes 2 minutes and 26 seconds.
Wow!
Right on her heels, we have David. It takes 2 minutes and 35 seconds.
And then...
My success criterion is 11 minutes.
We'll come back to that. Mikkel, a little slower: 7 minutes.
I enjoyed the smørrebrød. There was herring and all sorts of delicious things.
Lars, you said 11 minutes.
You did it in 12.
Then we're missing Ane. If we put a lot together -
- and have a single participant to spare, then it either went really, really well -
- or it went really, really not so well.
- Am I right about that? - You're absolutely right.
A big part of table tennis is trash-talking each other.
So, are you ready, you hick? Okay.
So, did I win? But I didn't even do anything.
- Was it because I trash-talked? - Yes.
- Well, thanks for the game, Mark. - Likewise, Ane.
All the time we were supposed to use, you can practice a little.
- That might not be a bad plan. - Oh, how easy.
That was... I mean...
- This is a match-fixing scandal. - You didn't do badly, did you?
You don't deserve those glasses.
We're up each other's asses [neck-and-neck], and then you screw me over, Mark.
Oh, darn. Then you don't get to take that tooth home.
I love you, Mark.
The man...
Sometimes you have to base your success on your own strength.
Other times you have to do it on the misery of others. And that's what happened here.
Mark was so bad that it was impossible for me to go wrong.
I'm not skilled. Mark is terrible. That's what happened.
You don't see it in the clip, and you know it's true, Mark.
You stood there afterwards practicing for 25 minutes,
because you were so embarrassed that it went so badly.
Mark...
At the production meeting, you said:
"I can smash them all in table tennis."
"Can't you buy me some cool glasses?"
"Then I'll just thrash them all afternoon."
Mark, from an honest heart, what's going on?
Aren't we at the point where we should have the final task?
Live on stage.
We need some points, and I also need to hear:
How long did Ane take to win a point against you in table tennis?
Is there even such a small number for how quickly it went?
We need points, and we need the final time.
There's 1 point for Lars, 2 points for Mikkel, 3 points for David -
- 4 points for Mette, and 5 points for Ane Høgsberg.
What?
Small detail: How long did it take Ane -
- to take one point in table tennis from you, Mark le Fêvre?
Excuse me, what?
Three seconds, damn it!
But nothing is decided yet,
because we still need the final task. It's unfolding on stage right now.
Mark, before we can finish -
- we need to have a final task read out. Who's doing it?
I'm dreaming that Mette gets to read it.
- I can understand that. - Do it with the voice you usually use.
Not here. I've told you that.
- Oh... - No, not that voice. The other one.
"Listen for your tone."
"When your tone is played, you must move one space forward."
"If you move on another contestant's tone, you must move two spaces backwards."
"The highest score after 15 played tones wins."
You must listen for your tone. When you hear it, you must step one space forward.
If you make a mistake, this sound will play.
Isn't that my tone? Then I can move forward.
When you hear that, you must take two steps back.
- Are you ready to hear your tones? - Yes.
Ane.
David.
- D-tone. - Lars.
Mette.
- ♪ Yes, she has perfect pitch. ♪ - And Mikkel.
It's there.
Alright then... Mark le Fêvre, play that funky music, white boy.
That's his.
There were already mistakes, I'm afraid.
David and Ane, you both need to take two steps back.
And then what happens is, before we can stop these two wrongdoers over here -
- both Lars and Mette step forward.
Lars, that wasn't your note, so you need to take two steps back.
- Mette, bravo. - ♪ Perfect pitch! ♪
But there are plenty of sweet tunes left.
Uh, you guys are good!
Fuck, you're embarrassing.
You guys are wild! Yes, thank you!
I think I've figured it out.
- Shut the hell up! - You were better than we expected.
- Well, I mean. - It's the perfect pitch.
We find ourselves in the wild situation that you've earned 5 points, Mette.
- And then there's... - Yes!
I see three in a shared second place. You each get 4 points.
Lars was almost as good, but gets fifth place for 1 point.
We'll add those to the existing score. Mark le Fêvre...
Who's walking away with an extra tooth?
Right now it's a tie between Ane and David.
- You both have 20 points. But Ane... - For the first time ever.
That ping pong victory means you've won a tooth!
Wow.
- Put it on! - Fuck, that's disgusting.
I'm not biting off more than I can chew here. Ane Høgsberg won tonight.
If you just tuned in, you've missed the whole thing.
But we'll be back again in a week. See you again.
Original Danish subtitles: Karl Wagner (Dansk Video Tekst)
Proofreading and adjustments: Chaya Friis and u/Taskmastermaster