1 00:00:02,480 --> 00:00:04,080 No! 2 00:00:06,360 --> 00:00:08,600 A very strange pirate. 3 00:00:10,880 --> 00:00:13,360 - Are you okay, Poul? - You're fired! 4 00:00:15,840 --> 00:00:19,160 - Remember to follow your dreams. - Hey, 3C. 5 00:00:22,920 --> 00:00:24,240 Stop! 6 00:00:25,120 --> 00:00:27,960 What have I done? 7 00:00:40,360 --> 00:00:43,240 Good evening. Welcome to Stormester. 8 00:00:43,360 --> 00:00:46,960 An adventure where it pays to be a simpleton. 9 00:00:47,080 --> 00:00:51,360 I'm the 52-year-old princess with greying temples. 10 00:00:51,480 --> 00:00:54,440 But who will get their happily ever after? 11 00:00:54,560 --> 00:01:00,000 One of these five suitors will. Could it be Ane Høgsberg? 12 00:01:01,320 --> 00:01:04,560 David Minerba? 13 00:01:04,680 --> 00:01:07,920 Lars Hjortshøj? 14 00:01:08,040 --> 00:01:11,200 Or Mette Søndergaard? 15 00:01:11,320 --> 00:01:14,920 Perhaps Mikkel Klint Thorius? 16 00:01:24,520 --> 00:01:30,680 And by my side, my ever diligent assistant, Mark le Fêvre. 17 00:01:38,480 --> 00:01:41,240 I'm a dedicated employer - 18 00:01:41,360 --> 00:01:46,000 - so I just want to check in for the weekly mouse chat. 19 00:01:47,200 --> 00:01:51,440 - Anything new? - You're thinking about...? 20 00:01:51,560 --> 00:01:55,960 Yeah, it's a bit silly. We're filming in the Glass Hall in Tivoli - 21 00:01:55,980 --> 00:02:01,840 - where 'Dyrene i Hakkebakkeskoven' is also playing. ['The Animals of Hakkebakkeskov', a children's show based on a story by Norwegian author Thorbjørn Egner] 22 00:02:01,860 --> 00:02:06,440 A costumier accidentally switched our wardrobes around. 23 00:02:06,560 --> 00:02:10,760 But as she also says: 24 00:02:10,880 --> 00:02:14,800 "People won't notice." 25 00:02:14,920 --> 00:02:19,880 - Who's brought a prize? - Ane Høgsberg has. 26 00:02:20,840 --> 00:02:25,200 You bet I have, Mark. I've brought a prize. 27 00:02:25,320 --> 00:02:29,800 - It's Mette Søndergaard's tooth. - No! 28 00:02:31,480 --> 00:02:33,480 Okay...! 29 00:02:42,200 --> 00:02:46,960 A tooth I was so damn lucky to win in the last show. 30 00:02:47,080 --> 00:02:52,440 But which has given me nightmares, and which I really want to get rid of. 31 00:02:52,560 --> 00:02:55,520 Did you take it home? 32 00:02:55,640 --> 00:02:58,480 I put it under my pillow. 33 00:02:58,600 --> 00:03:03,400 I got a threatening letter from the tooth fairy. So I have to get rid of it again. 34 00:03:03,520 --> 00:03:07,040 - Have you had it in your mouth? - That didn't help either. 35 00:03:07,160 --> 00:03:10,040 Ane has created a win-win situation. 36 00:03:10,160 --> 00:03:15,880 Either she wins and gets to take the tooth home, or she gets rid of it. 37 00:03:16,000 --> 00:03:19,360 The first task, where do we start? 38 00:03:19,480 --> 00:03:25,640 We're starting with a myth from the deep Middle Ages. An epic tale - 39 00:03:25,760 --> 00:03:30,960 - that most of us know because of a beautiful Disney cartoon. 40 00:03:51,600 --> 00:03:53,040 What's up? 41 00:03:53,160 --> 00:03:55,840 - What's up? - Hi. 42 00:03:55,960 --> 00:03:58,200 What do you have for me now? 43 00:03:58,320 --> 00:04:02,120 - I can see what it is. - A big rock from Bornholm. 44 00:04:02,240 --> 00:04:05,480 It's 'The Sword in the Stone'. One of my favourite Disney movies. 45 00:04:05,600 --> 00:04:08,880 Oh, how exciting. Now I'll take it off. 46 00:04:10,680 --> 00:04:15,040 - "Pull the sword from the stone." - Easy. 47 00:04:15,160 --> 00:04:19,200 - "You must not force the sword up..." - "...or destroy the stone." 48 00:04:19,320 --> 00:04:22,160 "The winner is the one who pulls the sword first." 49 00:04:22,280 --> 00:04:25,800 - "Your time starts now." - Can I try? 50 00:04:25,920 --> 00:04:29,640 - To see if you're the chosen one? - Yeah. I wasn't. 51 00:04:29,760 --> 00:04:34,000 Everything in me says: smash the stone. And I'm not allowed to. 52 00:04:34,120 --> 00:04:38,360 And everything collapses now that I'm not allowed to smash the stone. 53 00:04:41,320 --> 00:04:45,680 It's quite a mythical test. Or is it a riddle? 54 00:04:45,800 --> 00:04:49,440 Because how do you get the sword out of the stone, Mark? 55 00:04:49,560 --> 00:04:51,760 The original myth says - 56 00:04:51,880 --> 00:04:56,080 - that King Arthur pulled the sword out because he was the rightful king. 57 00:04:56,200 --> 00:04:59,760 There's another version where he gets the sword from a woman. 58 00:04:59,880 --> 00:05:05,560 So it's a bit up to interpretation. So we're looking for a password. 59 00:05:05,680 --> 00:05:11,360 I'll start with you, Ane, since it's one of your favourite Disney movies. 60 00:05:11,480 --> 00:05:15,240 How exciting! I'm pumped. It's well made. 61 00:05:15,360 --> 00:05:20,200 May I look around your house? There's an iron. And a toothbrush. 62 00:05:20,320 --> 00:05:23,760 - Is that your trash? - Not mine. 63 00:05:23,880 --> 00:05:27,000 - There are some animals. - A lot of birds. 64 00:05:27,120 --> 00:05:29,920 There are some letters, Mark. 65 00:05:30,040 --> 00:05:34,240 I love riddles. It could say reol [shelf]. 66 00:05:34,360 --> 00:05:37,960 Mark, Mark, Mark, Mark, Mark. 67 00:05:38,080 --> 00:05:41,640 There are many birds, Mark. 68 00:05:41,760 --> 00:05:44,560 A rabbit lives here. There's nothing. 69 00:05:44,680 --> 00:05:47,640 There's something up there. On the owl. 70 00:05:47,760 --> 00:05:50,120 Oh, Mark. 71 00:05:50,240 --> 00:05:54,360 We're going through the whole range of emotions. Always. 72 00:05:54,480 --> 00:05:56,560 "Get the owl..." 73 00:05:58,120 --> 00:06:01,260 "Get the owl up there FF." ["Få uglen der op FF" - sounds like "Fuhlendorff"] 74 00:06:03,960 --> 00:06:06,520 Mark, that doesn't make any sense. 75 00:06:06,640 --> 00:06:09,480 F, U, D, O, F, F. 76 00:06:09,600 --> 00:06:12,200 Where's a fucking marker? 77 00:06:12,320 --> 00:06:14,960 It's an empty bottle. 78 00:06:15,080 --> 00:06:19,160 There's something with the letters. But 'Fudoff' isn't really... 79 00:06:20,760 --> 00:06:22,880 Oh. Fu... 80 00:06:24,920 --> 00:06:27,760 For... Fu... Mark, stop. 81 00:06:27,880 --> 00:06:30,560 In here, in your house, there's a... 82 00:06:30,680 --> 00:06:36,600 "First one-man show was exceptional." It has something to do with Fuhlendorff, right? [Titles of Christian's one-man shows] 83 00:06:36,600 --> 00:06:39,040 - What? - Christian Fuhlendorff. 84 00:06:39,160 --> 00:06:42,800 A magic word can't be Christian Fuhlendorff. 85 00:06:42,920 --> 00:06:46,880 If Christian Fuhlendorff is the magic word - 86 00:06:47,000 --> 00:06:49,760 - then it doesn't make any sense. 87 00:06:49,880 --> 00:06:52,560 Christian Fuhlendorff. 88 00:06:52,680 --> 00:06:56,160 That's a bad magic word. 89 00:07:01,240 --> 00:07:07,000 Ane, while you're watching yourself, do you feel like yelling at Ane Høgsberg? 90 00:07:07,120 --> 00:07:11,360 Yeah, I'm having a 'Who Wants to Be a Millionaire' moment. 91 00:07:11,480 --> 00:07:17,120 Can't you see it, you big idiot? You're saying 'Fuhlendorff' 685,000 times. 92 00:07:17,240 --> 00:07:20,440 Why can't 'Christian Fuhlendorff' be the magic word? 93 00:07:20,560 --> 00:07:24,960 - Because I think... - There's nothing magical about him. 94 00:07:25,080 --> 00:07:30,160 Rune Klan would have been magical, but Christian Fuhlendorff is boring. [comedian/magician] 95 00:07:30,280 --> 00:07:34,760 I mean... he won the first season of Stormester. 96 00:07:34,880 --> 00:07:38,920 Then he returned in 'Winner of Winners' and won again. 97 00:07:39,040 --> 00:07:43,240 So we went with Christian Fuhlendorff, and you figured it out. 98 00:07:43,360 --> 00:07:48,200 But how long did it take? We actually need to talk about that. 99 00:07:48,320 --> 00:07:52,120 You spend a total of 19 minutes. 100 00:07:52,240 --> 00:07:53,920 That's... 101 00:07:54,040 --> 00:07:56,400 That's a long time. 102 00:07:56,520 --> 00:07:59,120 Who are we watching now? 103 00:07:59,240 --> 00:08:04,400 If we're staying in the world of fairy tales, we're going with some tortoise and hare. 104 00:08:04,520 --> 00:08:07,800 - Am I the hare? - What do you think? 105 00:08:07,920 --> 00:08:12,600 Neither. I'm more of a lion, maybe. 106 00:08:12,720 --> 00:08:17,760 You can't sit there with that mask and decide what animal I am. 107 00:08:17,880 --> 00:08:21,840 The mouse has spoken, and you're not a lion. 108 00:08:21,960 --> 00:08:26,720 A basket with... It's not food, it's garbage. 109 00:08:33,160 --> 00:08:38,240 And a village with some rather special inhabitants. 110 00:08:38,360 --> 00:08:40,280 - Birds? - Yes. 111 00:08:40,400 --> 00:08:43,680 "This is not wine. This is an anagram." 112 00:08:43,800 --> 00:08:46,520 "Hils chef tonfri fundra." 113 00:08:46,640 --> 00:08:51,160 "Otherwise, the answer is 'Cathlin sniffer forhud'." ["Cathlin sniffs foreskin"] 114 00:08:56,400 --> 00:08:58,680 A German dictionary. 115 00:08:58,800 --> 00:09:02,440 Did you dog-ear this? 116 00:09:02,560 --> 00:09:06,280 - Are you good at anagrams? - No, I hate them. 117 00:09:06,400 --> 00:09:11,000 Dorf. D, O, R, F. 118 00:09:11,120 --> 00:09:16,760 It means a village or a town in the country. Dorf. 119 00:09:18,080 --> 00:09:22,520 "My first one-man show. An evening for specially selected guests." 120 00:09:22,640 --> 00:09:26,840 "My first one-man show was exceptional." Jeez, how boring. 121 00:09:26,960 --> 00:09:29,880 What are you looking at, Lars? 122 00:09:30,000 --> 00:09:33,160 It's more like it's looking at me. 123 00:09:34,800 --> 00:09:37,320 I'm not afraid of that one. 124 00:09:38,760 --> 00:09:41,920 "Get the owl up there." 125 00:09:42,040 --> 00:09:46,400 "My first one-man show. To make a long story short..." [More of Christian's one-man show titles] 126 00:09:49,000 --> 00:09:51,560 "FF. Dorf." 127 00:09:51,680 --> 00:09:56,720 "No matter what others think, it will go down in history twice." [More of Christian's one-man show titles] 128 00:09:57,920 --> 00:10:00,760 Fugl [bird]. Fuhlendorff. 129 00:10:02,000 --> 00:10:04,160 Christian Fuhlendorff! 130 00:10:04,280 --> 00:10:05,880 Yes! 131 00:10:06,000 --> 00:10:08,200 Fuhlendorff. 132 00:10:10,000 --> 00:10:11,840 Damn right. 133 00:10:11,960 --> 00:10:14,120 Fuhlendorff. 134 00:10:15,960 --> 00:10:20,120 Classic hare and tortoise. Two different roads to the finish line. 135 00:10:20,240 --> 00:10:23,520 Was there no help to be had from the bottle? 136 00:10:23,640 --> 00:10:28,640 No, that would take too long. Away with it. Move on. 137 00:10:28,760 --> 00:10:34,360 I actually think anagrams are a good bit of 'klinisk kittelhumor' [clinical lab coat humour]. 138 00:10:34,480 --> 00:10:36,680 What? 139 00:10:36,800 --> 00:10:41,240 Mikkel Klint Thorius. Klinisk kittelhumor. 140 00:10:41,360 --> 00:10:46,440 - What the hell is he saying? - It's an anagram for your name. 141 00:10:46,560 --> 00:10:49,600 I don't work with anagrams. 142 00:10:49,720 --> 00:10:54,360 She's just as confused, 'Dement Østergaard'. 143 00:10:54,480 --> 00:10:59,640 'Badevand i rim' [Bathwater in rhyme]: David Minerba. 'Høj shorts jarl' [Tall shorts earl]: Lars Hjortshøj. 144 00:10:59,760 --> 00:11:03,920 - I like it. - It's better than my own. 145 00:11:04,040 --> 00:11:08,440 - I often call Ane 'grabsehøgen' [the grab hawk]. - Don't do that. 146 00:11:08,560 --> 00:11:13,120 I've had the greatest pleasure with you, Mikkel. 147 00:11:13,240 --> 00:11:19,320 There's 'Holte miksturklinik' [Holte mixture clinic], 'Hektisk millionkurt' [Hectic millionaire's fling], 'Mikrohit klunkestil' [Micro-hit clunk style]. 148 00:11:19,440 --> 00:11:24,720 And I haven't even started with all the possibilities with 'clitoris'. 149 00:11:24,840 --> 00:11:29,360 You don't have to do much with my name. 150 00:11:29,480 --> 00:11:34,240 My dad was a football coach. He came into the locker room and said: 151 00:11:34,360 --> 00:11:40,120 "It's strange that you haven't teased Mikkel about his name." 152 00:11:41,360 --> 00:11:46,240 - So they did. - Did it take 19 minutes for Mikkel? 153 00:11:46,360 --> 00:11:49,840 We just need to get times on 'Tall shorts earl' - 154 00:11:49,960 --> 00:11:52,600 - and 'Holte mixture clinic'. 155 00:11:52,720 --> 00:11:57,120 Lars, you did it in 12 minutes and 41 seconds. 156 00:11:57,240 --> 00:12:03,360 Without figuring out anagrams, and without smashing anything - 157 00:12:03,480 --> 00:12:07,920 - you did it in 12 minutes and 3 seconds. 158 00:12:10,160 --> 00:12:12,960 So, let's see the last two participants. 159 00:12:13,080 --> 00:12:17,400 David and Mette, who will first prove their worth with a sword? 160 00:12:17,520 --> 00:12:20,080 Mette Søndergaard. 161 00:12:23,480 --> 00:12:27,320 "The sword conquers, that the winner" - 162 00:12:27,440 --> 00:12:32,120 - "who among other winners, has won the most." 163 00:12:32,240 --> 00:12:35,840 Ah, other Stormester winners. 164 00:12:35,960 --> 00:12:38,560 Sofie Linde! [season 2 winner] 165 00:12:40,280 --> 00:12:43,240 Who has won more? 166 00:12:44,760 --> 00:12:47,480 Can we just try them? 167 00:12:47,600 --> 00:12:50,480 This is Simon Jul. [season 6 winner] 168 00:12:51,720 --> 00:12:54,240 Hadi Ka-koush. [season 7 winner] 169 00:12:54,360 --> 00:12:58,080 Annika Aakjær [season 4 winner]. Carsten Eskelund [season 8 winner]. 170 00:13:01,560 --> 00:13:07,440 I know who they are. It's... What are your names? 171 00:13:07,560 --> 00:13:09,880 Victor Lander! [season 3 winner] 172 00:13:10,000 --> 00:13:13,120 He has such a boring name. 173 00:13:13,240 --> 00:13:17,040 - His name is... Andreas Mogensen? - That's the astronaut. 174 00:13:17,160 --> 00:13:20,080 - His name is Andreas Mogensen. - No. 175 00:13:20,200 --> 00:13:24,640 Anders Mogensen. Søren Mogensen. Lars Mogensen. Hans Mogensen. 176 00:13:24,760 --> 00:13:28,320 - Martin Mogensen... - Start with 'J'. 177 00:13:28,440 --> 00:13:30,760 Jonas Mogensen! [season 5 winner] 178 00:13:30,880 --> 00:13:35,360 What kind of bad game is this? Then it's probably Uffe Holm. [another Danish comedian] 179 00:13:35,480 --> 00:13:40,080 - He hasn't been on. - I don't know! Just shut up. 180 00:13:41,000 --> 00:13:43,280 Fuhlendorff. 181 00:13:46,080 --> 00:13:48,960 I'm a little knocked out. 182 00:13:56,080 --> 00:14:00,920 I'm very impressed. Andreas Mogensen was the first Dane in space. 183 00:14:01,040 --> 00:14:05,040 Five years later, he wins Stormester. 184 00:14:05,160 --> 00:14:10,480 - We're still missing David. - It's a completely out-there task. 185 00:14:10,600 --> 00:14:14,800 I don't know if the others got help from people. 186 00:14:14,920 --> 00:14:18,800 I think the audience agrees. It's impossible to solve the task. 187 00:14:18,920 --> 00:14:23,680 Let's see how David does with this completely out-there task. 188 00:14:23,800 --> 00:14:28,960 What is this? What is an anagram? 189 00:14:30,040 --> 00:14:33,200 L. D. Is it rhododendron? 190 00:14:33,320 --> 00:14:36,000 There are birds. "First one-man show was exceptional." 191 00:14:36,120 --> 00:14:41,000 No bells are ringing in my head. Normally there are three or four voices. 192 00:14:41,120 --> 00:14:43,640 Should I say 'Mark le Fêvre'? 193 00:14:43,760 --> 00:14:45,800 Mark le Fêvre! 194 00:14:47,040 --> 00:14:50,480 Mark le Fêvre's first one-man show. 195 00:14:51,160 --> 00:14:53,440 Exceptional! Stop! 196 00:14:53,560 --> 00:14:56,200 Lasse Rimmer. Five stars. 197 00:14:56,320 --> 00:14:58,760 Pearl plate. 198 00:14:58,880 --> 00:15:01,680 Rooster. Bird. 199 00:15:01,800 --> 00:15:04,640 Vole. Scarecrow. 200 00:15:04,760 --> 00:15:06,840 Bird... 201 00:15:09,720 --> 00:15:11,720 Bird! 202 00:15:11,840 --> 00:15:13,720 Bird mark! 203 00:15:16,040 --> 00:15:20,440 Why isn't it coming up, Mark? I fucking hate you, man. 204 00:15:22,960 --> 00:15:27,080 Bird. Bird flight. Bird's-eye view! 205 00:15:27,200 --> 00:15:29,640 Bird-a. 206 00:15:29,760 --> 00:15:33,280 Empty tap! Birdhouse! 207 00:15:33,400 --> 00:15:36,040 Bird-ir... 208 00:15:36,160 --> 00:15:39,040 Mark's birdhouse. Scarecrow! 209 00:15:39,160 --> 00:15:44,360 Fu... Full power. Full speed ahead! 210 00:15:48,120 --> 00:15:50,560 Bird. Drunkard! 211 00:15:51,760 --> 00:15:55,600 Dorfne. Dorfen! 212 00:15:55,720 --> 00:15:57,760 Drofen? 213 00:15:57,880 --> 00:16:02,200 There's neither a bird with an 'H', nor anything called a 'dorfen'. 214 00:16:02,320 --> 00:16:04,640 Dorfne? Dorf? 215 00:16:05,640 --> 00:16:09,080 One. One fuhl. One fuhl dorf. 216 00:16:10,160 --> 00:16:14,560 A drunk Jes Dorph? [journalist] I don't understand. One fuhl dorf. 217 00:16:14,680 --> 00:16:18,000 Fuhlendorff! Fuhlendorff! 218 00:16:22,760 --> 00:16:25,960 - You did it. - Easy. 219 00:16:31,200 --> 00:16:34,960 Isn't it symbolic that the heavens opened up over you - 220 00:16:35,080 --> 00:16:38,160 - while you were drowning in clues? 221 00:16:38,280 --> 00:16:41,800 I also grabbed the sword in the hope that - 222 00:16:41,920 --> 00:16:46,480 - lightning would strike and put an end to it all. 223 00:16:46,600 --> 00:16:51,480 - Mark, how long did it take him? - Arh... 224 00:16:51,600 --> 00:16:56,760 - It's more than 19, I can see. - 35 minutes in the rain. 225 00:16:59,840 --> 00:17:03,960 But the sword was successfully loosened from the stone five times. 226 00:17:04,080 --> 00:17:06,800 And now we just need to allocate points. 227 00:17:06,920 --> 00:17:11,640 There's 1 point for you, David, 2 for Mette, 3 for Ane - 228 00:17:11,760 --> 00:17:17,000 - 4 for Lars... and 5 points for Mikkel Klint Thorius. 229 00:17:20,840 --> 00:17:23,880 Damn, that's important. 230 00:17:24,000 --> 00:17:27,520 - What's next? - What is that? 231 00:17:27,640 --> 00:17:31,560 May I just add again: A completely lost cause task. 232 00:17:31,680 --> 00:17:34,520 - Hey, Lars. - Oh...! 233 00:17:34,640 --> 00:17:40,360 - That was puppet theatre. - That was exactly puppet theatre. 234 00:17:59,920 --> 00:18:03,160 Shall we go to the theatre, Mark le Fêvre? 235 00:18:03,280 --> 00:18:05,520 Coo-coo. 236 00:18:08,040 --> 00:18:10,200 Lovely. 237 00:18:11,320 --> 00:18:15,080 - "Choose a scroll..." - "...and perform a puppet show..." 238 00:18:15,200 --> 00:18:16,560 Cosy. 239 00:18:16,680 --> 00:18:20,040 "...about the historical event written on the scroll." 240 00:18:20,160 --> 00:18:24,960 - I'm good at that kind of thing. - "You must not research anything." 241 00:18:25,080 --> 00:18:28,280 - I don't need to. - Just the task for me. 242 00:18:28,400 --> 00:18:32,480 "The best and most historically accurate puppet show wins." 243 00:18:32,600 --> 00:18:35,720 - "The curtain rises in 20 minutes." - "Your time starts now." 244 00:18:35,840 --> 00:18:39,080 Fuck, an easy task! 245 00:18:42,160 --> 00:18:48,000 I'm asking for historically accurate puppet shows, performed without research. 246 00:18:48,120 --> 00:18:51,520 The word 'accurate' is news to me. 247 00:18:52,640 --> 00:18:55,640 So, where do we start, Mark le Fêvre? 248 00:18:55,760 --> 00:18:58,720 Ane interprets a historical event - 249 00:18:58,840 --> 00:19:01,760 - that maybe, maybe didn't happen. 250 00:19:01,880 --> 00:19:07,280 You only know that it includes a man named Kenneth. 251 00:19:08,360 --> 00:19:10,600 I love history, Mark. 252 00:19:10,720 --> 00:19:14,440 "The Moon Landing." Okay, so it's going to be fiction. 253 00:19:14,560 --> 00:19:19,040 - There were two astronauts. - What were their names? 254 00:19:19,160 --> 00:19:22,560 - Armstrong. - What's his first name? 255 00:19:30,400 --> 00:19:36,400 The year is 1969. The space race is on. 256 00:19:36,520 --> 00:19:39,960 And they just need to move Earth down a bit. 257 00:19:43,920 --> 00:19:47,160 They land on the moon. 258 00:19:47,280 --> 00:19:51,880 First out is Mr. Armstrong. 259 00:19:52,000 --> 00:19:57,720 "This is a small step for man, but a giant leap for mankind." 260 00:19:57,840 --> 00:20:02,960 Then follows his well-dressed comrade Buzz Aldrin. 261 00:20:04,600 --> 00:20:08,920 They also have their robot, the duck. 262 00:20:09,040 --> 00:20:11,880 And after, damn, that moon is heavy - 263 00:20:12,000 --> 00:20:15,960 - a slightly more pleasant period - 264 00:20:16,080 --> 00:20:20,120 - they also play a game of golf. 265 00:20:21,440 --> 00:20:24,480 The moon is now American. 266 00:20:25,800 --> 00:20:28,240 - What a rush. - Thanks. 267 00:20:28,360 --> 00:20:32,040 Kenneth Armstrong, right? 268 00:20:32,160 --> 00:20:35,800 - Yes. - Mr. Kenneth Armstrong. 269 00:20:35,920 --> 00:20:38,760 I feel like I've gotten smarter. 270 00:20:42,520 --> 00:20:46,040 Your performance here is full of errors, 271 00:20:46,160 --> 00:20:49,400 but it's better than I expected. 272 00:20:49,520 --> 00:20:52,640 You get some things right, even though you mumble. 273 00:20:52,760 --> 00:20:57,960 It's 1969, you're close to the two astronauts' full names. 274 00:20:58,080 --> 00:21:02,480 The robot duck, on the other hand, where does that come in? 275 00:21:05,760 --> 00:21:09,360 I mixed something from 'Toy Story' into it. 276 00:21:09,480 --> 00:21:12,880 Another astronaut was named something with Buzz. 277 00:21:13,000 --> 00:21:17,480 I panicked a bit and grabbed what I could get close to. 278 00:21:17,600 --> 00:21:21,800 Who's going to follow the story of the moon landing in 1969? 279 00:21:21,920 --> 00:21:27,120 What's so great is that it's a unique opportunity - 280 00:21:27,240 --> 00:21:30,160 - to learn a little about historical events - 281 00:21:30,280 --> 00:21:32,760 - that have shaped our everyday lives. 282 00:21:32,880 --> 00:21:39,000 We're definitely not watching that now. We're starting with Mikkel, David, and Lars. 283 00:21:40,240 --> 00:21:46,200 - So, it's just a matter of choosing. - I'll grab that one. 284 00:21:52,600 --> 00:21:54,280 Yeah. 285 00:21:55,840 --> 00:21:59,440 "Reformatio..." No, damn it. 286 00:21:59,560 --> 00:22:04,080 - What does it say? - "The Reformation." 287 00:22:04,200 --> 00:22:06,120 That's Martin Luther. 288 00:22:06,240 --> 00:22:11,200 - "The Reformation." - "I have a dream." All that stuff. 289 00:22:11,320 --> 00:22:15,840 - It's not the one in France, is it? - I know what that is. 290 00:22:15,960 --> 00:22:20,320 - Back in 2011, there was a lockdown. - Back in '11? 291 00:22:20,440 --> 00:22:23,680 - Which lockdown? - The new school reform. 292 00:22:23,800 --> 00:22:28,160 Back when they abolished the counties, that was a reform. 293 00:22:28,280 --> 00:22:30,280 Okay. Cool. 294 00:22:37,200 --> 00:22:43,640 "Hello everyone. Today you'll hear the story of the Reformation." 295 00:22:43,760 --> 00:22:46,880 Here are the unreformed. 296 00:22:47,000 --> 00:22:49,920 "I'm so tired of porridge. I hate porridge." 297 00:22:50,040 --> 00:22:52,680 The year is 2010. 298 00:22:52,800 --> 00:22:56,040 "Hi, my name is David. I go to school." 299 00:22:58,760 --> 00:23:00,920 David was extremely popular. 300 00:23:01,040 --> 00:23:03,160 "Hi, David!" 301 00:23:03,280 --> 00:23:05,960 "Hi." "Hi." 302 00:23:06,080 --> 00:23:09,960 "Where do you guys work?" "We work at the county." 303 00:23:10,080 --> 00:23:12,080 "Okay." 304 00:23:12,960 --> 00:23:15,880 "I can tell by looking at you." 305 00:23:16,000 --> 00:23:21,000 - Suddenly one day... - Klaus arrives. The reformed one. 306 00:23:21,120 --> 00:23:24,280 That's Lars Løkke coming. [former Prime Minister] 307 00:23:25,920 --> 00:23:29,720 "You're fired. You too, Carsten." 308 00:23:29,840 --> 00:23:32,400 "We're all named Carsten." 309 00:23:32,520 --> 00:23:36,120 "What the hell are you doing? This looks totally unreformed." 310 00:23:36,240 --> 00:23:39,560 "You've got porridge on your face, you clown." 311 00:23:39,680 --> 00:23:43,840 "You two are hired." "Didn't you just abolish the county?" 312 00:23:43,960 --> 00:23:50,800 "Yes. But now I've established a commission." 313 00:23:50,920 --> 00:23:53,200 About the new school reform. 314 00:23:53,320 --> 00:23:57,680 "We've decided that school days should be longer." 315 00:24:01,480 --> 00:24:05,320 "Now you'll see something." "Use a spoon, you idiots." 316 00:24:06,320 --> 00:24:10,240 "Hi. We're from the commission." 317 00:24:10,360 --> 00:24:14,120 "Now we've created the regions." 318 00:24:14,240 --> 00:24:18,040 "Okay, you got me. Then we'll just eat with it." 319 00:24:18,160 --> 00:24:23,120 "Isn't that the same as the counties?" "Yes, it's just called something else." 320 00:24:24,680 --> 00:24:27,840 - And then... - "That was all from us." 321 00:24:27,960 --> 00:24:30,640 "I have to move on and reform people." 322 00:24:30,760 --> 00:24:32,080 The end. 323 00:24:43,000 --> 00:24:46,480 I was ashamed as I drove home. 324 00:24:46,600 --> 00:24:48,600 I was ashamed on your behalf, too. 325 00:24:48,720 --> 00:24:51,720 If anyone wanted to learn something about The Reformation... 326 00:24:51,840 --> 00:24:55,360 ...they'll have become 20% dumber from these three performances. 327 00:24:55,480 --> 00:25:01,040 Mikkel, you told a story about Klaus teaching puppets to use cutlery. 328 00:25:01,160 --> 00:25:05,200 That was my best shot. What am I supposed to do? I'm not baptised. 329 00:25:05,320 --> 00:25:09,360 I considered doing what you did last time and just saying: 330 00:25:09,480 --> 00:25:14,480 "I'm skipping this one." - We're missing a performance. 331 00:25:14,600 --> 00:25:18,440 Exciting little take, Mikkel, on The Reformation. 332 00:25:18,560 --> 00:25:21,880 I could explain to you what it's about. 333 00:25:22,000 --> 00:25:26,480 But it's a waste of time when we're in the company of Mette Søndergaard. 334 00:25:27,680 --> 00:25:31,000 - Yes. - Is that the one? 335 00:25:32,880 --> 00:25:35,200 "The Reformation". Easy. 336 00:25:38,200 --> 00:25:41,480 "Welcome to The Reformation." 337 00:25:41,600 --> 00:25:45,840 "Once upon a time, there was a church that was Catholic." 338 00:25:45,960 --> 00:25:49,320 "In it, you could go into a confessional." 339 00:25:49,440 --> 00:25:52,720 "I am so ashamed." "Hello, my child." 340 00:25:52,840 --> 00:25:57,920 "What do you want to confess today?" "I have committed all sorts of sins." 341 00:25:58,040 --> 00:26:03,320 "Just say four Hail Marys, and God has forgiven you." 342 00:26:03,440 --> 00:26:07,800 "The man named Luther thought it was a load of crap." 343 00:26:07,920 --> 00:26:10,240 "Luther! Luther!" 344 00:26:13,840 --> 00:26:17,000 "Hey, my name is Luther, and I'm here to reform this church." 345 00:26:17,120 --> 00:26:23,600 "No! I'm the Pope, and I just love it when people pay indulgences." 346 00:26:23,720 --> 00:26:28,040 "Damn! Then I guess we'll have to have a fight." 347 00:26:28,840 --> 00:26:32,440 And there was a terrible commotion. 348 00:26:32,560 --> 00:26:35,120 All sorts of... 349 00:26:35,240 --> 00:26:38,720 "It was good we got rid of the Catholic Church." 350 00:26:38,840 --> 00:26:42,680 "That was all for today. Thanks for coming to my TED Talk." 351 00:26:42,800 --> 00:26:47,800 Have a safe trip home. The next performance is in Kongens Have! [The King's Garden] 352 00:26:53,920 --> 00:26:57,040 I have a little head start. 353 00:26:57,160 --> 00:27:02,320 I went to a small rural school where my Danish teacher was a priest. 354 00:27:02,440 --> 00:27:05,640 - So you were taught by the parish clerk? - Yes. 355 00:27:05,760 --> 00:27:08,640 How old are you? 356 00:27:10,280 --> 00:27:14,520 You're not supposed to ask that on TV 2. Okay. 357 00:27:14,640 --> 00:27:16,600 As I said... 358 00:27:18,040 --> 00:27:22,160 It was a very small "school". It was the church. 359 00:27:22,280 --> 00:27:26,080 We were very few students. Yes, there were two of us. 360 00:27:26,200 --> 00:27:29,880 Did you grow up in 'Pelle the Conqueror'? [film about two Swedish immigrants to Denmark] 361 00:27:30,000 --> 00:27:33,360 It's called a special-needs class. 362 00:27:39,560 --> 00:27:42,960 My mother is a teacher at a special-needs school. 363 00:27:43,080 --> 00:27:46,840 - Is that why you know that? - I didn't go there myself. 364 00:27:46,960 --> 00:27:52,120 I've dropped by to bully them and then left again. Easy targets. 365 00:27:52,240 --> 00:27:54,680 I'm ready to hand out points. 366 00:27:54,800 --> 00:27:59,480 Normally I would rank them from 1 point up to 5 points. 367 00:27:59,600 --> 00:28:04,280 But there's no suspense here. 5 points to Mette Søndergaard. 368 00:28:05,520 --> 00:28:08,560 Thank you. 369 00:28:08,680 --> 00:28:14,040 And when we talk about historical accuracy, 4 points to Ane. 370 00:28:14,160 --> 00:28:17,200 Then we come to those enthusiastic about reform. 371 00:28:17,320 --> 00:28:21,680 Most entertaining, and therefore 3 points, to Lars. 2 to David. 372 00:28:21,800 --> 00:28:26,440 I understood nothing, Mikkel. 1 point to Mikkel Klint Thorius. 373 00:28:27,520 --> 00:28:30,520 At least I didn't get minus points. 374 00:28:30,640 --> 00:28:34,560 I'm crazy about this historical theme. 375 00:28:34,680 --> 00:28:38,360 There's a lot about the old days. Are we continuing in the same vein? 376 00:28:38,480 --> 00:28:41,800 That would be an understatement. 377 00:28:41,920 --> 00:28:46,240 Instead, we're going to try something new here on the show. 378 00:28:46,360 --> 00:28:49,480 We're going to see our contestants do something stupid. 379 00:28:49,600 --> 00:28:51,040 Yes! 380 00:29:07,680 --> 00:29:09,640 Hi, Mark. 381 00:29:13,320 --> 00:29:16,160 Are you talking to someone? 382 00:29:16,280 --> 00:29:18,160 Should I come in? 383 00:29:18,280 --> 00:29:22,840 It's Fuhlendorff, for crying out loud. Former winner of Stormester. 384 00:29:22,960 --> 00:29:27,920 - That's not something you forget. - It's task time again. 385 00:29:31,080 --> 00:29:35,480 This isn't even a task. What is this? 386 00:29:35,600 --> 00:29:41,000 Now I'm just reading aloud. "MITID: markysharky@mails.dk." 387 00:29:41,120 --> 00:29:44,320 "1/4: Mek Pek." 388 00:29:44,440 --> 00:29:48,000 "20/1: Sigurd Barrett. 22/1: Amin Jensen." 389 00:29:48,120 --> 00:29:50,840 - "Teeth cleaning, oil check." - "Walk Preben." 390 00:29:50,960 --> 00:29:53,880 "200 grams of marshmallows. Only the pink ones." 391 00:29:54,000 --> 00:29:56,720 - What the hell? - "Yeast. Not organic." 392 00:29:56,840 --> 00:30:00,240 "Teeth cleaning, including replacement of old crowns." 393 00:30:00,360 --> 00:30:04,160 - What kind of dentist is that? - Is it a shopping list? 394 00:30:04,280 --> 00:30:06,280 Can I see for a second? 395 00:30:07,200 --> 00:30:10,600 I've done something stupid. I've done something stupid. 396 00:30:10,720 --> 00:30:12,480 Markysharky. 397 00:30:12,600 --> 00:30:16,480 But if you look down in the middle drawer... 398 00:30:16,600 --> 00:30:19,720 - That's your secret drawer. - Yeah. 399 00:30:19,840 --> 00:30:25,280 - Markysharky. Is that better? - Alright, Mark. Let's see what you've got. 400 00:30:29,120 --> 00:30:33,520 - "Do something really stupid." - "Stupidest act wins." 401 00:30:33,640 --> 00:30:38,120 - "You have until the studio recordings." - "Your time starts now." 402 00:30:38,240 --> 00:30:41,640 - That should be a task for me. - I'm good at that. 403 00:30:41,760 --> 00:30:45,880 - I've never done anything stupid. - I've done a lot of stupid things. 404 00:30:46,000 --> 00:30:49,320 I've invested my entire savings in stocks. 405 00:30:49,440 --> 00:30:52,640 I once bought a bath thermometer. 406 00:30:54,480 --> 00:30:57,880 I also bought a sea kayak. 407 00:30:58,000 --> 00:31:00,680 But I haven't sold them yet. 408 00:31:00,800 --> 00:31:04,840 Stupid, stupid, stupid. Maybe I should call him. 409 00:31:04,960 --> 00:31:09,240 - I could get hurt. - I could confront someone in town. 410 00:31:09,360 --> 00:31:14,200 - But I'm not that risk-taking. - I'll try to get beat up. 411 00:31:14,320 --> 00:31:17,600 Something really stupid, Mark. 412 00:31:17,720 --> 00:31:21,400 You call and say: "Markysharky, I've done something stupid." 413 00:31:23,400 --> 00:31:24,840 Shit. 414 00:31:29,080 --> 00:31:34,360 You've already done a lot of stupid things trying to impress me. 415 00:31:34,480 --> 00:31:36,840 But now it has to be pushed to the extreme. 416 00:31:36,960 --> 00:31:40,840 Now you have to make a fool of yourself as much as you possibly can. 417 00:31:40,960 --> 00:31:44,880 I'm excited to see who's the dumbest on purpose. 418 00:31:45,000 --> 00:31:50,080 - Where should we start? - We'll start with you, Mette. 419 00:31:50,200 --> 00:31:53,440 I don't want to say too much right now. 420 00:31:53,560 --> 00:31:57,480 I just need to step out for two seconds. I'll be right back. 421 00:32:02,360 --> 00:32:07,240 - Those are some nice shoes. - Thanks. I got them from my mom. 422 00:32:07,360 --> 00:32:09,320 Whoa...! 423 00:32:13,400 --> 00:32:15,760 No way, they're real! 424 00:32:17,760 --> 00:32:21,240 I can tell from here that it's real fish. 425 00:32:21,360 --> 00:32:23,760 I can smell it from here. 426 00:32:23,880 --> 00:32:28,960 They're actually made to be worn on your feet. 427 00:32:29,080 --> 00:32:33,040 I'm wearing lakssko [salmon shoes; wordplay on 'laksko' (lacquer shoes)] 428 00:32:42,840 --> 00:32:48,760 Mette, isn't it true that you've done a lot of Riverdancing? 429 00:33:01,000 --> 00:33:04,680 Then you'll get a little Riverdance with salmon shoes. 430 00:33:06,440 --> 00:33:08,720 Yeah, yeah. Shut up. 431 00:33:08,840 --> 00:33:11,960 My lord and my ladies, and my sires, and the waterfalls. 432 00:33:12,080 --> 00:33:14,320 Come here. 433 00:33:15,440 --> 00:33:18,120 That wasn't so violent. 434 00:33:28,840 --> 00:33:33,440 Thank you very much. Especially from those of us who are sitting far away from you. 435 00:33:33,560 --> 00:33:35,120 Who's next? 436 00:33:37,400 --> 00:33:42,680 - We're moving on to Mikkel. - Yeah. Yes, but... 437 00:33:44,520 --> 00:33:46,280 Well... 438 00:33:46,400 --> 00:33:50,960 It's because it turned out stupid. 439 00:33:51,080 --> 00:33:54,360 Just not in the way I had hoped for. 440 00:34:04,000 --> 00:34:07,720 No! No! 441 00:34:15,040 --> 00:34:17,480 No, no, no. 442 00:34:18,520 --> 00:34:21,680 What happened was... I had a good idea about - 443 00:34:21,800 --> 00:34:27,400 - making a stupid painting in a stupid way. 444 00:34:27,520 --> 00:34:32,200 So I flew into the painting with a lot of paint on. 445 00:34:32,320 --> 00:34:35,240 And then it went wrong. 446 00:34:36,240 --> 00:34:38,800 But... 447 00:34:38,920 --> 00:34:41,680 ...there's nothing more stupid - 448 00:34:41,800 --> 00:34:45,800 - than trying to do something stupid and failing. 449 00:34:48,640 --> 00:34:51,400 That's art. 450 00:34:54,440 --> 00:34:59,000 That was Mikkel making a fool of himself in an attempt to make a fool of himself. 451 00:34:59,120 --> 00:35:03,240 - Who's going to try to be stupid now? - Lars Hjortshøj. 452 00:35:03,360 --> 00:35:07,560 Just because something is stupid, doesn't mean it can't be spectacular. 453 00:35:07,680 --> 00:35:13,760 I'm going to ask for a prop to be brought in that I need. 454 00:35:13,880 --> 00:35:17,640 Now Mette's feet aren't the only things that smell. 455 00:35:18,840 --> 00:35:20,800 No! 456 00:35:32,280 --> 00:35:36,640 - I will now... - What will you do now, Lars? 457 00:35:37,720 --> 00:35:41,520 - I will now walk on coals. - Yes, you will. 458 00:35:41,640 --> 00:35:44,240 I must ask for silence. 459 00:36:06,600 --> 00:36:08,400 Ouch, ouch, ouch! 460 00:36:24,640 --> 00:36:26,400 Ouch, damn it. 461 00:36:26,520 --> 00:36:29,480 - Haven't you learned anything? - No. 462 00:36:29,600 --> 00:36:34,960 The first time, I sensed that no-one was impressed. 463 00:36:35,080 --> 00:36:39,760 Many people came to me and said that it was downright stupid. 464 00:36:39,880 --> 00:36:44,200 - How can I top that? - How hot were they this time? 465 00:36:44,320 --> 00:36:50,960 Just below room temperature. We're at 21-23 degrees. 466 00:36:51,960 --> 00:36:53,720 Yeah. 467 00:36:56,360 --> 00:37:00,800 - Who's going to try to be stupid now? - For hell's sake, it smells like fish in here. 468 00:37:00,920 --> 00:37:03,120 Now it's Ane's turn. 469 00:37:03,240 --> 00:37:06,600 I have, like so many others, when I was young - 470 00:37:06,720 --> 00:37:09,320 - done stupid, embarrassing things. 471 00:37:09,440 --> 00:37:14,520 Young people do stupid things for money all the time. 472 00:37:14,640 --> 00:37:20,240 The thing about me is that I've made commercials. 473 00:37:20,360 --> 00:37:23,800 Oh! Dirty commercials? 474 00:37:23,920 --> 00:37:27,680 13 years ago, I made some commercials - 475 00:37:27,800 --> 00:37:33,800 - which, well... have been recorded and are out on the internet. 476 00:37:33,920 --> 00:37:37,240 Luckily for me, not many people know about them. 477 00:37:37,360 --> 00:37:40,920 So there aren't many who have seen those commercials - 478 00:37:41,040 --> 00:37:45,320 - that I've made with some bad acting - 479 00:37:45,440 --> 00:37:50,720 - and some bad make-up, and some... 480 00:37:50,840 --> 00:37:54,920 That's actually my own clothes, but I'm wearing some bad clothes. 481 00:37:55,040 --> 00:37:59,720 And some really bad scripts that I wrote myself. 482 00:37:59,840 --> 00:38:03,920 No-one has seen them, thankfully. So the dumbest thing I could do - 483 00:38:04,040 --> 00:38:07,240 - was to show them to a million people. 484 00:38:07,360 --> 00:38:13,080 And ruin my own career. So I'm happy to show this. 485 00:38:13,200 --> 00:38:16,160 Only with Condom presents: 486 00:38:16,280 --> 00:38:20,600 Less likely reactions to you suggesting a condom. 487 00:38:30,800 --> 00:38:36,040 Do you...? We need to use a condom. Do you have any? 488 00:38:36,160 --> 00:38:38,480 Do I have condoms? 489 00:38:38,600 --> 00:38:41,920 Several different ones. Small, medium, large, and extra large. 490 00:38:42,040 --> 00:38:45,080 I have ribbed, dotted, and some with flavours. 491 00:38:45,200 --> 00:38:49,120 Strawberry, banana, and liquorice. You seem to me like a liquorice gal. 492 00:38:49,240 --> 00:38:54,960 I also have, for the discerning girl, the ones I call gourmet condoms. 493 00:38:56,360 --> 00:39:01,320 If that's something. Ane, shouldn't we...? 494 00:39:03,160 --> 00:39:05,000 Hey! 495 00:39:19,880 --> 00:39:24,520 That's a long time ago, because I was thin, and Mark had hair. 496 00:39:24,640 --> 00:39:28,880 And we got 5,000 kroner [£580] for it. Combined. 497 00:39:29,000 --> 00:39:31,760 You got paid? 498 00:39:31,880 --> 00:39:37,480 I think we made 11 campaign films for Sex & Samfund [Sex & Society]. 499 00:39:37,600 --> 00:39:41,320 Which only have 1,700 views on YouTube. 500 00:39:41,440 --> 00:39:46,240 - And it clearly hasn't worked. - A whole two times. 501 00:39:47,960 --> 00:39:52,640 The best thing was seeing you in a mouse costume - 502 00:39:52,760 --> 00:39:56,600 - sitting and being ashamed of something else. 503 00:40:05,680 --> 00:40:08,800 But is it the scriptwriter's choice - 504 00:40:08,920 --> 00:40:13,680 - or the actor's interpretation to wear a flasher's jacket? 505 00:40:13,800 --> 00:40:18,160 That there was 100% my own jacket. 506 00:40:18,280 --> 00:40:21,560 - That wasn't your own hat, was it? - Yes. 507 00:40:21,680 --> 00:40:23,800 Oh, how ugly! 508 00:40:23,920 --> 00:40:27,600 I remember that period when you wore a hat. 509 00:40:27,720 --> 00:40:30,560 Apparently, it's not over. 510 00:40:30,680 --> 00:40:33,280 We're missing David Minerba. 511 00:40:33,400 --> 00:40:38,400 - What did you screw up? - I've been to Ringsted. [city on the Danish island of Zealand] 512 00:40:39,720 --> 00:40:41,560 Yeah. 513 00:40:45,080 --> 00:40:49,520 That's because I know someone named Mikkel in Ringsted. 514 00:40:52,120 --> 00:40:57,000 And he's a tattoo artist. 515 00:40:57,120 --> 00:40:58,920 David...! 516 00:40:59,040 --> 00:41:02,280 Before I show you what I got... 517 00:41:02,400 --> 00:41:04,560 No! 518 00:41:04,680 --> 00:41:07,480 Not on TV 2. 519 00:41:07,600 --> 00:41:12,960 I was in the lead... until this episode. 520 00:41:13,080 --> 00:41:17,360 But it says: "Winner of Stormester season 9". 521 00:41:20,600 --> 00:41:23,920 Oh, David...! 522 00:41:32,840 --> 00:41:34,520 It's real. 523 00:41:34,640 --> 00:41:39,000 Is it not fake henna? That's a tattoo? 524 00:41:39,120 --> 00:41:42,120 - No, but isn't it beautiful? - Yes. 525 00:41:42,240 --> 00:41:46,200 - We don't know if it's stupid yet. - No. It could be genius. 526 00:41:46,320 --> 00:41:51,320 If I don't get 5 points, there has to be a paradox like that - 527 00:41:51,440 --> 00:41:54,440 - where it then becomes the stupidest. 528 00:41:54,560 --> 00:42:01,400 I'm ready to hand out points. And I don't have much choice. 529 00:42:01,520 --> 00:42:04,680 A tattoo is permanent, David. 530 00:42:04,800 --> 00:42:10,200 And that's the stupidest thing you can do if you get 4 points for it. 531 00:42:10,320 --> 00:42:12,440 No! 532 00:42:13,960 --> 00:42:15,640 Okay, no... 533 00:42:17,480 --> 00:42:20,840 What are you doing? Stop clapping! 534 00:42:20,960 --> 00:42:25,440 Completely lost audience. A bunch of amateurs sitting out there. 535 00:42:25,560 --> 00:42:29,640 - Watch your blood pressure. - What would you give 5 points? 536 00:42:29,760 --> 00:42:33,360 Those ugly shoes? Or that shitty trick? 537 00:42:33,480 --> 00:42:38,120 I'm saying it because if you win, then it's not so stupid. 538 00:42:38,240 --> 00:42:42,200 There's a small chance that it's not the stupidest thing. 539 00:42:42,320 --> 00:42:46,560 But because I love to see Mark suffer... 540 00:42:47,760 --> 00:42:51,760 ...and because it was honestly kind of crap, Ane - 541 00:42:51,880 --> 00:42:58,200 - which everyone can find on the internet, so I'm giving 5 points to Ane. 542 00:43:01,920 --> 00:43:03,440 Awesome. 543 00:43:08,360 --> 00:43:12,480 I also have a video of me and Mark having a good time. 544 00:43:13,800 --> 00:43:18,800 I think it will turn out, Mette, that stepping in two real salmons - 545 00:43:18,920 --> 00:43:22,840 - will feel stupid when people yell at you in the street. 546 00:43:22,960 --> 00:43:26,680 But if there's anything more stupid than a stupid joke - 547 00:43:26,800 --> 00:43:31,040 - it's making the same stupid joke two times. Lars gets 3 points. 548 00:43:31,160 --> 00:43:35,160 2 points for the salmon shoes. 1 point for you, Mikkel. 549 00:43:35,280 --> 00:43:37,720 That's how I'm distributing them. 550 00:43:39,640 --> 00:43:44,440 Mark le Fêvre, do you have a further task for me? 551 00:43:44,560 --> 00:43:50,240 At the risk of being a smart-ass, I have a feather task. 552 00:44:12,320 --> 00:44:16,800 - Duck. - Ducks and ducklings. Exciting. 553 00:44:18,520 --> 00:44:21,600 I think I'm missing something. 554 00:44:21,720 --> 00:44:24,440 - Mark? - Where's Mark? 555 00:44:26,600 --> 00:44:29,480 What have you done with the bald guy? 556 00:44:30,480 --> 00:44:33,800 What could it be then? 557 00:44:34,880 --> 00:44:38,360 Mark, I'm opening the envelope now. 558 00:44:38,480 --> 00:44:40,960 "Are you okay, Ane?" "Yes, thank you." 559 00:44:41,080 --> 00:44:43,680 "Shall we do it?" "Yes." 560 00:44:43,800 --> 00:44:46,320 Okay, it's something with ducks. 561 00:44:46,440 --> 00:44:52,120 - "Place the most ducks in Mark's basket." - "You may only carry one duck at a time." 562 00:44:52,240 --> 00:44:55,280 "When Mark toots his backwards horn..." 563 00:44:55,400 --> 00:44:59,960 "...you must walk backwards until Mark rings his forwards bell." 564 00:45:00,080 --> 00:45:04,480 "You must not physically stop Mark or prevent him from moving." 565 00:45:04,600 --> 00:45:07,360 "If you say one of the magic words..." 566 00:45:07,480 --> 00:45:10,680 "...Mark will stand still for 10 seconds." 567 00:45:10,800 --> 00:45:15,960 - "All magic words are one-time use." - "Most ducks in the basket wins." 568 00:45:16,080 --> 00:45:20,080 "The time starts when Mark rings his forwards bell." 569 00:45:20,920 --> 00:45:25,640 Magic words. I wonder what they are. Puppy. 570 00:45:26,840 --> 00:45:30,800 A magic word could well be 'duck'. It says so on the bottom. 571 00:45:32,240 --> 00:45:35,520 Okay. We're still missing Mark. 572 00:45:35,640 --> 00:45:38,080 Little Mark? 573 00:45:38,720 --> 00:45:40,600 Yes! 574 00:45:40,720 --> 00:45:42,280 Mark! 575 00:45:42,400 --> 00:45:45,520 - Hi, Mark. - Hi, Lars. 576 00:45:51,400 --> 00:45:56,200 I'm so glad to be getting to a super simple task. 577 00:45:56,320 --> 00:46:01,080 But shouldn't we just spell out the rules? 578 00:46:01,200 --> 00:46:04,560 It's about getting the most ducks in my bicycle basket. 579 00:46:04,680 --> 00:46:08,200 There's just the small catch that while I'm cycling around - 580 00:46:08,320 --> 00:46:12,560 - I ring my forwards bell and toot my backwards horn. 581 00:46:12,680 --> 00:46:15,880 Some magic words make me stop. 582 00:46:16,000 --> 00:46:20,640 Then you can only carry one duck at a time. Any questions? No. 583 00:46:20,760 --> 00:46:24,240 Let's get started with Ane and David. 584 00:46:24,360 --> 00:46:27,720 Come over here with your tiny basket, Mark. 585 00:46:27,840 --> 00:46:31,040 Could a magic word be 'ta-da'? 586 00:46:31,160 --> 00:46:34,320 Alakazam! Abracadabra! 587 00:46:34,440 --> 00:46:38,640 - What words do you think are magic? - There are many good ones. 588 00:46:40,080 --> 00:46:44,360 Simsalabim! Mark, what are the magic words? 589 00:46:44,480 --> 00:46:47,720 If I say 'duck'? Okay. 590 00:46:48,640 --> 00:46:51,040 Duck. Yes! 591 00:46:51,160 --> 00:46:53,720 I should have stopped you over here. 592 00:46:56,240 --> 00:46:58,840 - Yes! - What if I say... 593 00:46:58,960 --> 00:47:02,440 - Goose. - ...goose? Do you like geese? 594 00:47:04,360 --> 00:47:07,240 Ginger nut. Hip flask. 595 00:47:07,360 --> 00:47:12,040 Can you put into words what a magic word is to you? 596 00:47:12,160 --> 00:47:15,000 Four-wheel drive, Mark. 597 00:47:15,720 --> 00:47:20,080 - It says 'duck' on all of them. - Mark! 598 00:47:24,080 --> 00:47:28,120 - Four minutes left. - Are you saying that to me or you? 599 00:47:28,240 --> 00:47:30,160 Both of us. 600 00:47:36,400 --> 00:47:40,080 I can't figure out what the magic word is. 601 00:47:45,240 --> 00:47:46,840 Fuck! 602 00:47:47,840 --> 00:47:50,680 Yes? No? Is it 'please'? 603 00:47:50,800 --> 00:47:55,040 Mark, if you don't stop, I'll kill your kid. 604 00:47:55,160 --> 00:47:57,440 - One minute. - Is it 'pineapple'? 605 00:47:57,560 --> 00:48:02,360 Can you stand still here for the last 20 seconds? 606 00:48:02,480 --> 00:48:04,720 Fucking loser. 607 00:48:07,200 --> 00:48:10,080 And time's up. 608 00:48:10,200 --> 00:48:11,960 Damn good. 609 00:48:13,880 --> 00:48:17,720 It's the same task solved by a skilled pedagogue - 610 00:48:17,840 --> 00:48:22,200 - and a person who needs help from a skilled pedagogue. 611 00:48:22,320 --> 00:48:24,280 Who is who? 612 00:48:24,400 --> 00:48:29,440 It goes from: "Can you put into words what a magic word is to you?" - 613 00:48:29,560 --> 00:48:33,920 - to: "I'll kill your children!" It's like the extremes. 614 00:48:34,040 --> 00:48:36,720 Should we have shouted 'Christian Fuhlendorff' - 615 00:48:36,840 --> 00:48:40,480 - and then you'd have stopped completely? That would make me furious. 616 00:48:40,600 --> 00:48:45,120 Keld Heick, Keld Heick, Keld Heick. [episode 4 callback] 617 00:48:45,240 --> 00:48:48,920 How many ducks does it add up to for David and Ane? 618 00:48:49,040 --> 00:48:53,080 Their results reflect their energy very well. 619 00:48:53,200 --> 00:48:55,720 Or aggressiveness. 620 00:48:55,840 --> 00:48:59,560 Ane gets 39, David 63. 621 00:48:59,680 --> 00:49:01,680 Wow! 622 00:49:03,880 --> 00:49:07,320 Can anyone enlighten us on the magic words? 623 00:49:07,440 --> 00:49:11,520 We're going to see Lars and Mette take a slightly different approach. 624 00:49:13,280 --> 00:49:16,400 How stupid is that! 625 00:49:16,520 --> 00:49:19,360 - No, how annoying! - Duck. 626 00:49:21,360 --> 00:49:24,880 - Is that the backwards horn? - Yes. 627 00:49:25,000 --> 00:49:28,640 - Oops! Was that the forwards horn? - The forwards bell. 628 00:49:29,720 --> 00:49:33,960 - What's happening now? - I'm braking because you said a word. 629 00:49:37,880 --> 00:49:39,960 Duck. 630 00:49:40,080 --> 00:49:44,400 - What did it say about the magic words? - You can only use them once. 631 00:49:44,520 --> 00:49:46,320 Monkey. 632 00:49:46,440 --> 00:49:49,240 Duckweed. 633 00:49:50,120 --> 00:49:51,360 Yes! 634 00:49:53,600 --> 00:49:55,840 Facility. 635 00:49:57,880 --> 00:50:00,640 Duck pond. Duck ass. 636 00:50:00,760 --> 00:50:03,840 Duckburg. Duck feather. Duck dung. 637 00:50:03,960 --> 00:50:05,360 Anaconda. 638 00:50:05,480 --> 00:50:07,456 - Duckbill. - Pineapple. [ananas; 'an' sounds like 'and' (duck)] 639 00:50:07,480 --> 00:50:10,360 - You're halfway there. - Shut your face. 640 00:50:10,480 --> 00:50:12,160 Anatomy. 641 00:50:15,680 --> 00:50:18,920 - It's backwards. - The backwards horn, yes. 642 00:50:21,480 --> 00:50:26,680 It's not the spirit that's lacking. It's simply the fitness. 643 00:50:26,800 --> 00:50:29,520 - Strenuous [anstrengende]. - Duck liver. 644 00:50:29,640 --> 00:50:31,440 - Analysis. - Duck down. 645 00:50:31,560 --> 00:50:35,760 - Portion [andel]. - I just need to take my shirt off. 646 00:50:35,880 --> 00:50:38,600 Last minute, Lars. 647 00:50:41,760 --> 00:50:45,440 - Lars. - Duck roast! There can't be any more. 648 00:50:45,560 --> 00:50:50,240 - Why are you shouting so much? - Because I'm hyped. Duck leg! 649 00:50:52,680 --> 00:50:56,160 Three, two, one... 650 00:50:58,680 --> 00:51:02,600 Shut up. I am the lord of the ducks. 651 00:51:02,720 --> 00:51:05,760 What do you want from me? See ya. 652 00:51:08,480 --> 00:51:13,600 Under some of these ducks, there are magic words. 653 00:51:13,720 --> 00:51:19,160 But if you start with 'duck', you can just shout away. And there will be shouting. 654 00:51:19,280 --> 00:51:23,000 I'm really hyped there. It's physical exertion. 655 00:51:23,120 --> 00:51:28,080 You ditch your jacket, Lars completes the whole thing wearing fleece. 656 00:51:29,400 --> 00:51:34,640 I waited for Mark to come to me. That was my whole strategy. 657 00:51:34,760 --> 00:51:40,000 It seems like you have principles. Lars Hjortshøj doesn't walk backwards. 658 00:51:40,120 --> 00:51:42,000 I don't. 659 00:51:42,120 --> 00:51:45,080 I'm thinking: Will there come a time - 660 00:51:45,200 --> 00:51:50,720 - when Lars breaks into a moderate run or a leisurely jog? 661 00:51:50,840 --> 00:51:54,760 You won't. What will it take to get Lars to run? 662 00:51:54,880 --> 00:51:58,000 A different programme. 663 00:51:58,120 --> 00:52:00,520 I promise you that. 664 00:52:01,520 --> 00:52:05,240 - How did it go for them? - Lars... 665 00:52:05,360 --> 00:52:09,160 It became 40 ducks for you. 666 00:52:11,560 --> 00:52:15,680 Mette, self-proclaimed lord of the ducks, possibly rightfully so... 667 00:52:15,800 --> 00:52:20,480 - 65 ducks. - Is that right? Okay! 668 00:52:20,600 --> 00:52:22,440 Yes, man! 669 00:52:22,560 --> 00:52:25,840 - We're still missing Mikkel. - Yeah. 670 00:52:25,960 --> 00:52:28,840 - Yeah. - Yeah. 671 00:52:31,120 --> 00:52:34,840 I have an idea, Mark. You're about to see something. 672 00:52:46,520 --> 00:52:49,800 - How genius do you feel? - Pretty genius. 673 00:52:49,920 --> 00:52:53,600 - Did you read the task? - You can only carry one duck at a time. 674 00:52:53,720 --> 00:52:57,720 - How many were you carrying just now? - I was dragging them. 675 00:52:57,840 --> 00:52:59,760 Stop! 676 00:52:59,880 --> 00:53:01,680 Duck. Is that...? 677 00:53:03,840 --> 00:53:05,880 Oh, duck... 678 00:53:20,960 --> 00:53:23,560 - Yeah. - Yeah. 679 00:53:24,360 --> 00:53:25,960 I was dragging. 680 00:53:26,080 --> 00:53:31,640 I'll accept that you dragged the box over to Mark. You dragged. 681 00:53:31,760 --> 00:53:35,840 If you're not allowed to carry the ducks, how did you get them into the basket? 682 00:53:35,960 --> 00:53:40,040 I carried a box that happened to have ducks in it. 683 00:53:44,720 --> 00:53:46,920 Yeah. Yeah. 684 00:53:47,040 --> 00:53:51,880 Then you could have just carried the box and said: "It's the box I'm carrying." 685 00:53:52,000 --> 00:53:55,440 I can kind of see that now. 686 00:53:55,560 --> 00:53:59,960 You're right. Give me that 1 fucking point. 687 00:54:00,080 --> 00:54:04,120 I tried to cheat. I didn't get away with it. 688 00:54:04,240 --> 00:54:07,600 You're getting zero points. 689 00:54:08,960 --> 00:54:10,800 Damn! 690 00:54:12,040 --> 00:54:15,160 - Yeah, well... - I don't want... 691 00:54:15,280 --> 00:54:19,320 I don't know. It's hard for me to defend. 692 00:54:19,440 --> 00:54:23,080 I don't want you to feel unfairly treated. 693 00:54:23,200 --> 00:54:27,560 I just secured myself the definition of the verb 'to carry'. 694 00:54:27,680 --> 00:54:30,120 That's the infinitive conjugation. 695 00:54:30,240 --> 00:54:34,760 "To hold something lifted, while moving it with you." 696 00:54:34,880 --> 00:54:39,040 You're lifting more than a duck, but you're not moving. 697 00:54:39,160 --> 00:54:42,560 You're dragging. Then you stand still and lift. 698 00:54:42,680 --> 00:54:47,800 That doesn't match the definition of 'carrying'. So I accept your solution. 699 00:54:53,560 --> 00:54:57,640 I was dead certain I'd fucked up. 700 00:54:57,760 --> 00:55:01,560 It's just because sometimes I'm an asshole. 701 00:55:01,680 --> 00:55:05,680 - No, Papa Bear. You're so sweet and kind. - Exactly. 702 00:55:05,800 --> 00:55:12,440 How many ducks did Mikkel manage to place in your basket? 703 00:55:12,560 --> 00:55:16,240 It ended up being 98 ducks in the basket. 704 00:55:16,360 --> 00:55:18,960 Wow! Okay. 705 00:55:22,720 --> 00:55:27,680 In the battle for Mette's bad tooth, there's one last chance for points. 706 00:55:27,800 --> 00:55:30,400 The final task is unfolding right now. 707 00:55:33,080 --> 00:55:35,880 Here stand our five contestants. 708 00:55:36,000 --> 00:55:40,600 Who will have the pleasure of reading the task aloud for us? 709 00:55:40,720 --> 00:55:44,880 - Ane, won't you read it? - I'd really like to. 710 00:55:45,000 --> 00:55:48,560 Thank you, my little Field Mouse. ['markmus'] 711 00:55:48,680 --> 00:55:51,960 That didn't get enough, I think. 712 00:55:52,080 --> 00:55:58,360 "Crawl around behind the wall for 20 seconds and end up in one of the squares." 713 00:55:58,480 --> 00:56:03,720 "The Taskmaster will then guess which square you ended up in." 714 00:56:03,840 --> 00:56:08,040 "If he guesses correctly, you're out. The last contestant wins." 715 00:56:08,160 --> 00:56:10,840 You're kind of running out of tasks - 716 00:56:10,960 --> 00:56:16,120 - when the final task is for Lasse to guess where we are behind a wall. 717 00:56:16,240 --> 00:56:19,640 When I give you a signal - 718 00:56:19,760 --> 00:56:23,600 - you have 20 seconds to crawl around behind the wall. 719 00:56:23,720 --> 00:56:27,880 We're playing three rounds. If you make it through all three, you get 5 points. 720 00:56:28,000 --> 00:56:31,320 And if you don't, you get zero points. 721 00:56:31,440 --> 00:56:35,240 Should four contestants be eliminated before the third round - 722 00:56:35,360 --> 00:56:38,600 - then there are 5 points for the one who's left standing. 723 00:56:38,720 --> 00:56:43,720 As the standings are now, you can actually all still win the show. 724 00:56:43,840 --> 00:56:49,080 If you're the only one who survives all three rounds, you're guaranteed victory. 725 00:56:49,200 --> 00:56:53,720 Are you ready? Mark, on my signal, your signal. 726 00:56:53,840 --> 00:56:56,680 - Here you go, Mark. - Let's get started! 727 00:56:56,800 --> 00:56:58,640 Okay... 728 00:57:04,880 --> 00:57:07,080 And time's up. 729 00:57:07,200 --> 00:57:12,080 Ane Høgsberg, you're conserving your energy. You're in space no. 2. 730 00:57:12,760 --> 00:57:16,360 - No way! - I've conserved a lot of energy. 731 00:57:20,200 --> 00:57:24,720 David Minerba. Young energy has led him to space 3. 732 00:57:24,840 --> 00:57:29,040 - Stand up, David. - Oh my god! 733 00:57:34,120 --> 00:57:36,800 He's outta here! 734 00:57:36,920 --> 00:57:39,400 Lars Hjortshøj... 735 00:57:39,520 --> 00:57:42,160 - Whoa, whoa, whoa! - Sorry. 736 00:57:42,280 --> 00:57:47,640 I know Lars Hjortshøj well enough to think he's also thinking: 737 00:57:47,760 --> 00:57:52,360 There's not much crawling to do. He's in space no. 2. 738 00:57:55,840 --> 00:57:58,120 Yes! 739 00:57:59,880 --> 00:58:01,960 Then I sense - 740 00:58:02,080 --> 00:58:08,280 - that Mette Søndergaard has stayed close to Lars and is also in space no. 2. 741 00:58:09,280 --> 00:58:13,800 What... is going on? 742 00:58:16,640 --> 00:58:20,200 Ane, are you getting 5 points after one round? 743 00:58:20,320 --> 00:58:24,000 But I don't want that tooth to come home with me. 744 00:58:24,120 --> 00:58:28,440 I'm missing Mikkel Klint Thorius. Was it crowded? 745 00:58:28,560 --> 00:58:31,960 I think so, in space no. 2. 746 00:58:32,080 --> 00:58:35,240 - Congratulations on the tooth, Ane. - What? 747 00:58:39,840 --> 00:58:41,760 Oh no! 748 00:58:41,880 --> 00:58:46,160 Shouldn't we just be sure about that, Mark? 749 00:58:57,480 --> 00:59:02,360 A good effort can lead to a bad tooth. The winner is Ane Høgsberg. 750 00:59:02,480 --> 00:59:06,600 If you've just turned on your TV, you've missed the whole thing. 751 00:59:06,720 --> 00:59:08,840 Thank you for tonight. 752 00:59:09,100 --> 00:59:11,800 Original Danish subtitles: Karl Wagner (Dansk Video Tekst) 753 00:59:12,860 --> 00:59:15,860 Proofreading and adjustments: Chaya Friis and u/Taskmastermaster