No!
A very strange pirate.
- Are you okay, Poul? - You're fired!
- Remember to follow your dreams. - Hey, 3C.
- Stop! - What have I done?
Tonight is the penultimate chance to scrape together points -
- in the battle to become the ninth Stormester champion ever.
Good luck to the five of them. They're sitting here and their names are:
Ane Høgsberg.
David Minerba.
Lars Hjortshøj.
Mette Søndergaard.
And Mikkel Klint Thorius.
My index and middle fingers are completely sore, because all night -
- I've been crossing my fingers to be sitting next to Mark le Fêvre.
I didn't want to mention it, but did you forget to air the place out?
I think it smells a bit in here.
It's a new hobby. I collect autographs.
What's actually most important? One's collection or personal hygiene?
I can show you. I've gotten autographs from cool people -
- and I refuse to shower.
Down on my ankle, I got Puk Elgård's. [season 8 contestant]
I know.
It'll be worth money.
I can show you one of them I'm quite proud of.
Oh...!
I'm so damn lucky that I got Lars Hjortshøj's autograph out in the house.
And that was months ago.
It's written with faeces from a small, angry cat.
- That explains the smell. - Why was the cat angry?
It wouldn't hand over what we needed.
Then you had to dig a little yourself.
Did you squeeze poop out of a cat?
- That's not okay. - Yes, it was one of the tasks.
This is the last time we've asked one of the contestants -
- to bring a prize to be put on the line.
I'm looking at you, Ane.
Today, I've brought my original collection, from 2000 to 2001,
- of Diddl stationery. [German comic strip]
And because people here on the show are very obsessed with money -
- I've also brought 59 kroner [£7/US$9] in cash.
There you go, David.
And Mette Søndergaard's torn-out tooth.
Insane!
I've won it twice and don't want to take it home.
The cash makes people step up a bit -
- so I don't have to take that tooth home again.
Another attempt by Ane to get rid of a prize.
Where should we start?
We'll start with a very atypical task.
Because it's about doing something nice for me.
Hi, Lars.
- What are we celebrating? - I'm also a little curious.
And there's cake. Wow, we're being spoiled.
"Create the best celebration for Mark. You have exactly five minutes."
"Best celebration wins. Your time starts now."
Okay. Every celebration needs music.
Alcohol.
Happy birthday, Mark. Do you know what we're celebrating?
- We're celebrating you being you. - Stop it.
♪ Mark le Fêvre. ♪
♪ He's just good. ♪
♪ Mark le Fêvre. ♪
♪ And beautiful is his foot. ♪
♪ Mark le Fêvre ♪
♪ dances so lightly. ♪
♪ Mark le Fêvre. ♪
♪ He is handsome and neat. ♪
You even got a custom song.
This one really hits you hard.
- I think it's hot in here. - I can understand that.
- Isn't it? - You can't ask for more now, Mark.
And then came the autograph, and then...
One could easily watch the first half of this celebration and think:
It's lovely. A father who failed his son, and now has reached out again.
And then the music gets romantic.
And then comes the alcohol. I think that's where...
Yes, please. Can you guess why we saw both the task being read aloud -
- and then immediately your solution, Lars?
It's so hard to top -
- that they've said: "We don't need the other four."
You're on the right track, because no-one can top this.
Can you explain that in a little more detail?
It should hopefully make sense once we've seen this clip.
Entré, Madame.
Marco! That's Italian. I'm half Italian.
- Parlo italiano. - Shall we take a look at it?
What's lollipop in Italian?
- Lollipop. - Are you ready?
"Create a task for one of the other contestants to solve."
That's funny.
"If the contestant realises that it wasn't written by the Taskmaster..."
- "...you'll have 5 points deducted." - That's worse.
"If you figure out which task you've been given..."
"...that wasn't written by the Stormester, you get 5 points." That's a lot.
- "There are 2 bonus points..." - "...for the best task, and best solution."
- "You have 10 minutes." - "Your time starts now."
- Okay. Good. - Then it has to be inventive.
But the tone shouldn't be: "Hey, Mikkel. You big asshat."
Can you sound like the Taskmaster in writing?
If someone just proofreads it, I can do it.
"Create the best celebration" -
- "of Mark."
- Then you'll get something out of it too. - Lovely.
At certain times I'm so glad -
- that I'm not burdened with analytical ability.
If I had been, I never would have had that dance with Mark.
Dr. Love.
- So does this make sense now? - No.
You've all been asked to write a task for another contestant.
Lars, the task you received was written by David Minerba.
Well, I can see that now.
Now you've seen Lars solve the task. Does it live up to your expectations?
Exceeds all expectations.
When I wrote the task, I didn't think it would get so sexy.
- But it did. - Admittedly, it got a little out of hand.
It seemed like none of you could remember what the task was.
One big mirror exercise. Two bald men meeting on a floor.
There are points at stake.
David could lose 5 points, and Lars could score 5 points.
I'm not allowed to guess now, am I?
No. Out in the house, when we were done with all the tasks, I asked you:
Which task do you think was written by another contestant?
Lars, do you remember which task you guessed was written by someone else?
Yes. I have a pretty clear recollection of it.
What was it?
It was something that had to do with bell peppers.
Ah, yes.
I thought then -
- that it's not just one level below -
- what we're usually presented with.
But incredibly stupid. So I thought: "That can't come from the Taskmaster."
"It must be from one of my less gifted competitors."
"Who has chosen such a stupid and trivial" -
- "not entertaining task."
The task you guessed, we call The Bell Pepper.
Do you? Your ingenuity is already sparkling there.
Yes.
What should we move on to?
It's about the tasks you've written for each other -
- but also the tasks you thought were written by each other.
Now we're going to a task that Lars believes is far below our level.
- Hi, Mark. - Hi, Ane.
Who invited Chili Klaus? [musician and entertainer known for eating chilli peppers]
Damn it.
- I'm not going to eat them. - I grow my own chilies.
- Do you know much about chilies? - No.
Did you know that chilli isn't a taste, but pain on the tongue?
I hope I don't have to eat them.
- "Find the bell pepper." - "Fastest wins."
- "Your time starts now." Good. - Damn. Now I have to eat.
A bell pepper has to be found.
The only thing is that the table is full of chillies.
- Chillies aren't bell peppers, are they? - No, they certainly aren't.
They're related. The big difference is -
- that chilli is a pain in the ass to get in your mouth.
Should we dive in?
We can see why Lars thinks the task is super cool.
Mette certainly doesn't think it's so cool either.
"Find the bell pepper."
Yes. You do that by tasting them. You can't fool me.
To me, they all taste like bell peppers.
- That wasn't a bell pepper. - Okay. Right then.
I'm definitely not getting involved in that.
I can call Thomas Herman [chef]. Does he know about this stuff? I think so.
I'll just grab a phone.
No. That was a chilli.
What?
Hi, Thomas. Are any of these a bell pepper?
It's hard to tell. There are lots of chillies.
Man, it's really burning in my little mouth.
I'm going to go crazy if you've put it somewhere else.
- You have to bite into all of them. - You must be insane.
- I'm in doubt about those big ones. - That wasn't much help.
Just a moment. That's a chilli, damn it.
Phew, that burns. You never know if it's residue from before.
Now we'll try this one.
- I think I've found it. - It's a chilli.
Yeah.
♪ Then I don't know! ♪
- Mark, I have to give up here. - Oh, that's a shame.
- Have you hidden it somewhere in the room? - Good luck with that.
No, this has to stop!
Well, you know what?
See you.
Now I got it up my nose. I'm going out to scratch my ass.
I'll take it all back. When I see that lovely clip again -
- and hear how the wonderful audience is entertained all the way through...
How magnificent.
I must say.
You're incredibly good at cooking. Your son is a chef.
- He's going to see this. - And then never see you again.
Yeah, and say: "Dad, this has nothing to do with food."
"But why didn't you turn around?"
He'll also say: "Why don't you ever call me?"
He would have said, "Turn around."
Listen to me. I'm just swallowing it all down.
And I am...
Yes, but when I see something that is excellent -
- then I acknowledge it.
I know. You're a man of few words, but there are many right now.
If you had FaceTimed like this, the pepper would have been in the background.
I can reveal that that pepper was 100% in the FaceTime.
No!
Well, I mean...
- Thomas Herman? - Yes.
You shouldn't have called a skilled chef.
Just someone who doesn't need glasses.
I don't have those kinds of comrades at my age.
- Do you have the times for our first two? - We can start with you, Mette.
You found the damn bell pepper after 5 minutes and 22 seconds.
Ah, that wasn't so bad.
Lars...
You didn't find the bell pepper. You did, however, find your dignity.
And in this programme, you're a little bit famous for the phrase:
"You know what, Mark?"
- And the last time you said it... - It was after 11 minutes.
- This time... - Have I learned anything?
You did it again after exactly 11 minutes.
Damn, that's impressive.
This wonderful task will be solved by all five.
Let's see if Ane and David think the task is wonderful.
- We had a good time. - It's a luxury task.
Is there a tactic?
I'm thinking about what a bell pepper looks like.
This one looks a bit like a bell pepper. The long ones aren't bell peppers.
They don't look like bell peppers.
It's like this one.
Ah, that was stupid.
I'm just going into the kitchen. No-one said it has to be in here.
No, where else would it be?
It wasn't that bad. Yes, it was pretty bad.
Mark!
Find the bell pepper. There are no bell peppers in the fridge.
Can you wait here for a second?
There probably isn't even a bell pepper in this crap.
Positive attitude. Positive mind.
Bell pepper! Bell pepper!
Power couple.
A side effect of smoking tobacco that isn't entirely legal is -
- that you can become paranoid. But it helps to look over your shoulder.
I have paranoia daily, and it's going really well for me.
How does that help you in everyday life?
I've never been assaulted, for example.
I often strike first.
That's insanely good.
"What are you staring at?" "Bang!" I'm the one saying both things.
Then I'll pick up Lars with the cat afterwards.
What were their times?
David, you did it in 1 minute and 28 seconds.
What?
Ane, you did it in 2 minutes and 35 seconds.
Yeah, yeah.
Those are some good results.
Ane, we've seen you under pressure quite a few times.
It's like a pattern is at play, when Ane is under pressure.
Do we have a clip that documents how Ane reacts under pressure?
A little compilation like this, for example?
That wasn't nice.
I have a tendency to panic a little.
- How are you under pressure? - Great, Mark.
This is me at my best.
You really don't want to see me when I go into panic mode.
Which tree and which banana? Mark, Mark, Mark!
Now, Mark! Oh, Mark!
- Oh, there's also... - You can immediately tell you're a nature girl.
Mark? Mark? Mark? Mark?
Oh, Mark. Come on, Mark. Mark? Oh, Mark. No... Mark?
Oh, Mark. Mark? Draw a what, Mark?
I probably can't see that, Mark. Mark! Mark!
I don't understand... Sorry. But positive vibes all the way, Mark.
Ooh! Mark? Mark! Mark!
Oh, Mark. Totally illegal, Mark. Are you stupid?
Mark, Mark, Mark. For fuck's sake, Mark!
Oh no, Mark! No, Mark!
Ooh. Now I'm getting under pressure. Hell and damnation, Mark.
Mark, Mark, Mark!
In there, where the solutions usually are, it's completely empty.
Mark? No! Mark? Mark? Mark, no. Mark!
I just need to figure it out, Mark. Why am I getting so stressed?
Damn it, Mark! That can't be right.
Mark, Mark, Mark? Oh, Marky.
Oh, Mark! Ugh, Mark. That makes no sense.
It's just about keeping up. How does it go again? Should I...?
Mark, I feel like I'm going crazy.
It's one of those situations that isn't good.
Phew, I went through the entire range of emotions.
Mark, I've completely lost track of things.
- Ane Høgsberg... - You've edited that a bit stupidly.
There are farmers in Denmark who live an entire life -
- without saying 'Mark' as many times as you do here. ['mark' is Danish for 'field']
It's my new 'Keld Heick'. I'm saying to myself to calm down.
Remind myself: We're just Ane and Mark, having a good time.
When things get a little tight, and they did a few times, Mark.
But I've never been violent.
I've never written on you with cat poop.
It could be traumatising -
- to hear your own name being shouted angrily so many times.
How many is that? Do we have a number on it?
Yes, we actually do. Ane, you said 'Mark'...
...925 times.
That averages out to 29 'Mark's per completed task.
Sorry, Mark. Pardon.
That's why I've decided my next child won't be named that.
Because I got tired of saying it.
We still have yet to see Mikkel find a bell pepper.
Ane has a tendency to panic. Mikkel has another tendency.
Once you can get some fruit in your mouth, nothing can stop you.
Oh no.
Weren't you reasonably well-versed -
- when it comes to, for example, a quick visit to a shawarma place?
Yes, and this immediately looks like they're all chillies.
Have you hidden a bell pepper somewhere else?
It would have to be the one hanging here.
That's the kind of thing I like!
- You can tell it's genuine. - Good, Mikkel. No!
I've been looking forward to you showing that.
How the hell did you do that?
And I don't even have a son who's a chef.
That seems like it went really fast.
28 seconds.
Impressive.
I recognise the professionalism you bring to Stormester, Lars.
As a man with decades of experience in the entertainment industry.
At least 11 minutes.
Strong opinions on what makes a good Stormester task.
So it's pretty cool to get the chance yourself.
So let's watch Ane solve a task written by Lars -
- almost without saying 'Mark'.
I have an idea.
- Hi, Mark. - Okay.
- "Make..." - "...a case..."
"...for this magnifying glass."
"You may only use what you find in the knitting basket."
"When the task is completed, ring the bell to your left."
There are many lovely descriptions of where things are.
- "The case must be able to fit..." - "...in the top desk drawer."
- It doesn't say right or left. - "You must not..."
"...change the dividers in the drawer." Great.
"When exactly 20 minutes have passed, you may take a lollipop."
Now there are many things, Mark.
"But you may only take a lollipop with the colour that is most abundant."
Yes. "You are allowed to..."
- "...get help from someone named..." - "...Inger."
"The prettiest case wins. Your time starts now."
I'm glad I'm not getting that task.
I'm damn good at finger knitting. Super duper.
Isn't it pretty? What is a case?
- When can I take a lollipop? - In 20 seconds.
- Which one is the most abundant? - I'll take a look.
Damn it, I got a little sidetracked here.
I don't want a lollipop.
If I take the wrong one, you'll just say that time is up.
That's it, Mark.
There it is. I just need to ring the bell.
- Boom. - Yes, thank you.
Satisfied?
Yeah, but it's usually not a good feeling.
That's what people want to see.
Something with yarn, and there's time and a clock -
- and "you mustn't do that" and "please eat". That's what people want to see.
That was a good task too. Everyone got to calm down.
The question now is...
Remember, there are a lot of points at stake. Minus five, plus five.
Did Ane guess that the task was written by a fellow contestant?
Yes, she certainly did.
She did. Well...
Or... I knew it. I could feel it inside.
I imagined you making a case for a magnifying glass.
Then I could feel: Lars would never do that.
I'm the only one who's done this.
- I mean... - It surprises you, Lars.
You thought it was a... Okay.
Then we have that look again, where I get nervous.
What are we moving on to?
We're going to see David do a wonderful, wonderful task.
- Hi. - Hi, David.
"You must find the Taskmaster a new pair of glasses."
"Fastest wins. Bonus points if you choose the right lens strength."
- Fuck, how cool. Is that it? - Yes.
Okay. Then I'll choose a pair of glasses for him.
They're cool.
See you, Mark. That might be 5 points, this.
It's a terrible task. I don't know who wrote it.
There are 5 points in it, if David guessed -
- that the task was written by another contestant.
Did you do that, David?
- I did, Lasse. - Very quickly, in fact.
It was straight out the gate, saying: "Someone else wrote this crap."
Is that right? No!
It's the only task where there wasn't a task.
You had to find glasses with the right prescription.
- I don't even have to find glasses. - Yes, but the right glasses.
I thought the production team had cheated me -
- and I'm the only one who got such a shitty task.
Which, in part, is true.
- One has to put up with a lot. - Look up sometime.
I was quite shocked at how bad the task was.
- Oh, that's mean! - He doesn't mean it personally.
He doesn't know who wrote the task.
David, you guessed long before you were asked.
Plus 5 points to you. And Mette's paying for them.
Damn, how lame!
We still need to see tasks not written by the Taskmaster -
- solved by Mette and Mikkel. Mark?
The atmosphere is so good, so we'll continue.
- Hello again, Mark. - ♪ Here I am back again. ♪
"Make a baked potato fly as far as possible."
"Eat the most fruit in the shortest amount of time."
"You must hum 'Ride of the Valkyries' by Beethoven throughout the task."
"Most fruit eaten in the shortest time wins."
"Your time starts now."
We'll put it here.
Shouldn't we have a smoothie?
- How's it going? - Fucking great.
Just the task for me.
- Wow, what a consistency. - It's beautiful, isn't it?
There's some intuition there that just completely works.
Now we need to get to safety.
That was insanely good!
Close.
Yes.
If there's one thing, Mette, you love more -
- than the smell of baked potatoes in the morning, it's this task.
Damn that nasty beetroot, that was awesome! The task was perfect for me.
I have to sing 'The Valkyrie'. Everything clicks.
Everything about that task clicks. Everything.
Even the opera enthusiast who thinks Beethoven wrote 'Ride of the Valkyries'?
Everything about that task clicks.
We would like to know, who wrote Mikkel's fruit task?
I did. Wasn't it a good task?
I'm so glad you got it, because you're closest to getting scurvy.
So I'm genuinely happy that I could get some fruit into you.
Genuinely happy.
So Mikkel wrote the baked potato task for Mette.
- I'm just saying thank you. - Did they figure it out?
- Nope. - I had no idea.
I just pulverised a kilo and a half of fruit and thought:
There are 5 points right there.
I need to hand out bonus points.
- Best task... - It has to be the one with the glasses.
It's the one with the baked potato, so it goes to you, Mikkel. 2 points.
There's no hesitation in giving 2 bonus points for best solution.
Lars' homoerotic celebration of Mark should of course have 2 points.
Then we move on to a completely official Stormester task.
The task that Mette thought couldn't possibly have been written by the Taskmaster.
- Mum-mum-mum! - Oh, it's a spinning doughnut.
I've never bought a doughnut. Only in the USA.
I'll wait until it comes around. There's excitement involved.
There you go.
- "Do something shocking..." - "...but family-friendly with the doughnut."
"Most shocking thing wins."
- "You have 20 minutes." - "Your time starts now."
Something family-friendly with this doughnut.
Did I get 'family-friendly' written down, because otherwise, David will fuck the doughnut?
What the hell is shocking that's also family-friendly?
It's not that shocking to eat it.
It needs more than that. I'll think of something.
Of all the tasks the contestants solved in the house -
- Mette thought this one couldn't possibly be a Taskmaster task.
I want to see the doughnut subjected to something shocking -
- that the whole family can watch.
We could start with Ane and Lars.
The theme is amusements that are shocking.
Uh!
Can we make it to Bakken [amusement park]? Then let's go now, Mark.
Now you'll see, Mark.
I've mounted it on a drone, and I'm going to send the doughnut into the air.
- Are you excited? - I'm a little afraid of roller coasters.
That's the feeling I hope the doughnut experiences.
- Let's go. - The place where you... ooh!
Can you see it? When it gets up there, it starts to rotate.
- It's already shaking. - It's scared shitless.
Mark, it's closed.
Now it's going into oscillations. We're up at 50 metres now.
- Is that high? - Yes.
There's neither a Pierrot nor anything.
- It's getting really dizzy. - Both dizzy and afraid of heights.
- No! It fell down, Lars. - No, no, no!
There it is.
It didn't survive that.
It's a bit shocking that it's closed.
Damn! Yeah, you can feel like that.
- Can you taste the adrenaline? - It seeps into the dough.
There's like that... kick.
You... Now you can really hear that your son is a chef.
Slightly nervous pastry.
It looks like, Ane -
- that you and Mark sought out Bakken together.
But there's also a whole TV crew with you.
And no-one has checked if Bakken is open.
There's something to it. Sometimes Bakken is closed.
Shocking! They also have closing times.
Yeah, well...
I think you should be happy with the 5 points for guessing Lars' task.
I'm just glad I won't have to take that tooth home again.
Lars, your doughnut amusement ride wasn't closed. Doughnuttivoli is open. [Tivoli is another amusement park in Copenhagen]
Did this work as intended?
I don't know of any other doughnuts that have had the same shocking experience.
- It's fucking free fall. - Very free fall.
I'm operating with multiple shocks.
There's both the height...
- The rotation. - And rota... Shut up.
And then the fall.
And then the surprising thing is that it still tastes delicious.
It's like a multi-stage rocket story.
- Can I see some more, Mark? - Yeah. We could jump to Mikkel.
Born and raised on Amager. [Danish island]
I present to you the executioner from Tårnby.
That was damn shocking.
- Ah... - What are you talking about?
- Family-friendly? - I'm just cutting a doughnut in half.
While its family watched!
Kids are allowed to see that.
You're allowed to. How old are you?
12? Are you traumatised? No. See.
That was a shocking experience, not least for a doughnut -
- in a nuclear family, which for doughnuts always consists of a dozen.
Okay.
They have big families, okay? Mark...
- David, a dozen is 12. - I know that.
Do you know how many a baker's dozen is?
- It's 13. - Yeah.
A little annoying that you know it. But fine.
I knew it too.
He's playing smart, I'm playing smart. We're all smart here.
Mark, who's going to shock us with a doughnut now?
We're going to see David and then Mette -
- who thought this task was hot air.
I could shave it.
You'll get a shock if you remove the full beard.
Completely naked.
- Okay, Mark. - The doughnut is ready for... what?
I must ask for absolute silence.
So, how's the wife back home?
Okay, she got eaten? Wow.
There.
Weren't you training to be a bagel or some kind of cool thing?
Okay. I just need to warm up.
- We're almost there. - I'm getting performance anxiety.
And neck.
See you.
I don't understand what's so funny.
Thank you very much.
For fuck's sake, there's jam in it.
Mette, can you do it on command?
Yes.
My next question won't be:
Can we experience it again while you riverdance?
I'm trying to quit. But it is a party trick.
Can I just emphasise: That was a real fart.
We had a real sound guy who gets real pay -
- to place a real microphone right by Mette's real butthole.
That's why this programme has won four awards.
I can be hired for children's birthday parties.
Mette, this was shocking.
So I'm ready to hand out points.
It's a clear 1 point to Ane.
The shaving was entertaining. Not that shocking.
David, you get 2 points, and 3 points to Mikkel.
At the top, there are two things that are downright shocking.
A doughnut falling from the sky -
- and a colleague getting elegantly farted at in the face.
So sick to lose to a fart.
This is an award-winning TV programme.
So the 5 points naturally go to Mette Søndergaard.
Yes!
Mark...
Shouldn't we look at the task Mikkel guessed I hadn't written?
We can certainly do that.
Mikkel wasn't the only one who suspected the task.
Which maybe makes sense, when you see this.
It gives a feeling of power to sit behind the desk.
It's a bit bombastic.
David! David! David!
- That was my intro. - It was cool.
Right. It's really glued on well.
- "Snore. Afterwards, do a..." - "...fart with your mouth."
"And then whistle."
"Repeat this sequence for one minute."
"Most completed sequences wins."
"Time starts the next time you snort."
- Snore, fart, whistle. - Snore, fart, whistle?
- I can do that. I'll go with that. - It's a joke.
Ah!
- Are you good at sounds? - Watch me.
There's a huge risk of me falling asleep at the first snore.
How literally are you taking the farting?
You'll have to wait and see.
I'm giving points for how many sequences -
- of snore, fart, and whistle you manage to complete.
There are no winners in this task.
- Who should we watch first? - Let's just do it all together.
Okay.
Oh no!
Everything's flickering before my eyes.
- And time. - Wow.
I didn't know you were so good at whistling.
- Not many people do. - There's saliva everywhere.
Is that a whistle or an exhalation?
I'm not telling my son what I've been doing today.
I'll say I've been sitting in the office a lot.
Thanks.
I'd really like to see some of the others do that.
Yeah, this task seems silly on paper -
- but it seems silly in reality.
I was 100% sure that Ane had written the task -
- so I would get it, so she could humiliate me.
You manage to do that brilliantly yourself. You don't need me for that.
So I ate a lot of fruit instead.
Mark, do you have any results? Most sequences get the most points.
There's 1 point for Mette for 15 sequences.
Then there are 2 points for Lars for 17 completed sequences.
3 points to David, 24 sequences.
It's close at the top. Ane, you completed 29 sequences.
But Mikkel, you found the whistle and completed 31 sequences.
I take it back again. Genius task.
Now you suddenly like the task.
I think we have a backlog, because David said earlier -
- that when he functioned as my personal shopper/optician -
- he was nervous that only David would have to solve the task.
- The others haven't done that? - No, they certainly haven't.
- But there is... - I think that's a little 'noia.
Here comes David, or should I say Dopeman?
- Can I press it? - You may...
It's me!
High spirits, got the goody.
Happy when she shakes her booty.
She's a baddy. Lights a stick, lights a fatty.
Her booty makes me feel goody. Chewing gum, tutti frutti.
She gave me pants, then gave me a bulge in them.
When we have kids, she'll have the odd weeks.
Shall we read the task?
"Make a rap about yourself and the four other participants to this beat."
Fuck, I'm good at this. I'll just write a rap about the others.
Who is there, apart from me?
Mikkel's mum had chlamydia. That's why he has discoloured hair.
Lars doesn't have a lot of hair. Mette has piss-coloured thighs.
Ane is ugly, I'm only 23 years old.
You'll probably die soon, all the money I earn goes to the Debt Collection Agency.
Your personality is ugly, can you control it yourselves? What?
Can you control it yourselves? Told a joke, everyone laughed, because it was funny.
Klint has red hair, fucking embarrassing. Camouflaged in a wildfire in the forest.
Huge hands, but the dick is short.
Ane is old and Lars is old and I don't know who Mette is.
I'm so tall without a stool, that guy from 'Klovn' seems nauseating and gross.
A family programme, but you can still say 'bitch'.
- Did you like it, Mark? - That was really nice.
Cool.
- So, we're beefing now. - Should I rap back then?
- You have 72 hours to respond to me. - I'll answer in writing.
Just wait until you hear the song I've written about you.
I also think you're stupid.
Don't I get points for that masterpiece?
- You get my recognition. - Oh, that sucks.
There are no more solo or individual tasks.
There are no more tricky tasks. There's nothing left -
- but to decide the programme with a final task right now.
Mark, which of the contestants should read the final task aloud?
Ane, would you like to read it?
I would love to. Thank you so much. Oh, how exciting.
And I will do it with a positive mind.
"Predict whether the objects will float or sink."
"If you predict correctly, you get 1 point. Most points wins."
I'll present five objects to you.
Then you have to assess whether the object sinks or floats.
There is 1 point for correct guesses. It is added to your total score.
- Ooh! - Is there something with a bell pepper?
Let's start with... a ping pong ball.
You may submit your bids. Go ahead.
Float, float, float, float, float.
Let's see if the ping pong ball sinks or floats.
No!
Then it's not...
What about that one?
I'm pretty sure that's an egg.
- No, an egg is what you five get. [zero] - Ow, ow, ow.
It's getting hot!
We move on to this glorious citrus fruit, the orange.
Is that an orange or a coconut you've painted?
It's getting all existential. Is it an orange?
Relax five times, René Magritte.
It's full of ping pong balls.
No, it's not. Fuck off.
Yes, Lasse! Yes!
Yes, Lasse!
- Hey! You're talking to a lady. - Finally, some balls.
If you can't handle the heat, don't front the Taskmaster.
Sit down. Sorry, Ane.
When Lasse does that, I go all woo!
Will it float or sink? Three, two, one, go.
I'm getting float, float, float, sink from Mette, and float from Mikkel.
Mark, go ahead.
It sank a little at first.
Next item.
- Rubber duck. - It could have been tampered with.
A rubber duck. What do our five contestants say?
Three, two, one.
Sink, float, float, float, float.
- It's full of all sorts of crap. - Sand, maybe.
- Goodbye. - No!
No!
Next item. Mark, you choose.
Now we're working with this little citrus fruit, also called a lime.
Will it float or sink? Place your bets. Three, two, one, go.
Float, float, float, float, float.
No!
No! Well...
Why am I so bad at gravity?
Or density.
That's such a nerdy joke.
Mark, we have a single thing left. What is it?
I give you... the Titanic.
Too soon.
Sink or float? Lars is ready. The rest of you?
I'm getting float, float, float, sink, float.
No.
Jack!
Nobody said it was going to be a pleasant trip.
It's been a bit up and down here in the final round.
When we add the points the contestants earned here to their totals -
- who will leave here with Diddl stationery, a fortune in coins -
- and a tooth Ane doesn't want to own?
Ane, you really don't want to win the tooth again.
No. It would be nice if someone else got it.
There's good news. With a single point, today's winner is Mikkel.
I've won something!
If you've just tuned in, you've missed it all.
It will all be decided with the season finale in a week.
Thank you for tonight.
Original Danish subtitles: Karl Wagner (Dansk Video Tekst)
Proofreading and adjustments: Chaya Friis and u/Taskmastermaster