1 00:00:02,360 --> 00:00:03,960 No! 2 00:00:06,240 --> 00:00:08,480 A very strange pirate. 3 00:00:10,760 --> 00:00:14,000 - Are you okay, Poul? - You're fired! 4 00:00:15,720 --> 00:00:19,040 - Remember to follow your dreams. - Hey, 3C. 5 00:00:22,800 --> 00:00:26,760 - Stop! - What have I done? 6 00:00:41,960 --> 00:00:48,200 Tonight is the penultimate chance to scrape together points - 7 00:00:48,320 --> 00:00:52,360 - in the battle to become the ninth Stormester champion ever. 8 00:00:52,480 --> 00:00:56,160 Good luck to the five of them. They're sitting here and their names are: 9 00:00:56,280 --> 00:00:59,520 Ane Høgsberg. 10 00:01:00,520 --> 00:01:04,160 David Minerba. 11 00:01:04,280 --> 00:01:07,680 Lars Hjortshøj. 12 00:01:07,800 --> 00:01:10,000 Mette Søndergaard. 13 00:01:10,120 --> 00:01:13,720 And Mikkel Klint Thorius. 14 00:01:20,680 --> 00:01:25,160 My index and middle fingers are completely sore, because all night - 15 00:01:25,280 --> 00:01:30,800 - I've been crossing my fingers to be sitting next to Mark le Fêvre. 16 00:01:37,240 --> 00:01:41,680 I didn't want to mention it, but did you forget to air the place out? 17 00:01:41,800 --> 00:01:45,240 I think it smells a bit in here. 18 00:01:48,280 --> 00:01:51,360 It's a new hobby. I collect autographs. 19 00:01:51,480 --> 00:01:56,760 What's actually most important? One's collection or personal hygiene? 20 00:01:59,240 --> 00:02:03,320 I can show you. I've gotten autographs from cool people - 21 00:02:03,440 --> 00:02:06,080 - and I refuse to shower. 22 00:02:06,200 --> 00:02:09,920 Down on my ankle, I got Puk Elgård's. [season 8 contestant] 23 00:02:11,120 --> 00:02:13,600 I know. 24 00:02:13,720 --> 00:02:15,880 It'll be worth money. 25 00:02:17,080 --> 00:02:20,440 I can show you one of them I'm quite proud of. 26 00:02:27,720 --> 00:02:29,800 Oh...! 27 00:02:29,920 --> 00:02:34,600 I'm so damn lucky that I got Lars Hjortshøj's autograph out in the house. 28 00:02:34,720 --> 00:02:37,560 And that was months ago. 29 00:02:37,680 --> 00:02:41,960 It's written with faeces from a small, angry cat. 30 00:02:42,080 --> 00:02:46,840 - That explains the smell. - Why was the cat angry? 31 00:02:46,960 --> 00:02:51,400 It wouldn't hand over what we needed. 32 00:02:51,520 --> 00:02:55,040 Then you had to dig a little yourself. 33 00:02:55,160 --> 00:02:58,160 Did you squeeze poop out of a cat? 34 00:02:58,280 --> 00:03:03,040 - That's not okay. - Yes, it was one of the tasks. 35 00:03:03,160 --> 00:03:07,200 This is the last time we've asked one of the contestants - 36 00:03:07,320 --> 00:03:11,560 - to bring a prize to be put on the line. 37 00:03:11,680 --> 00:03:14,280 I'm looking at you, Ane. 38 00:03:14,400 --> 00:03:20,680 Today, I've brought my original collection, from 2000 to 2001, 39 00:03:20,800 --> 00:03:24,400 - of Diddl stationery. [German comic strip] 40 00:03:30,480 --> 00:03:34,840 And because people here on the show are very obsessed with money - 41 00:03:34,960 --> 00:03:39,160 - I've also brought 59 kroner [£7/US$9] in cash. 42 00:03:40,440 --> 00:03:42,440 There you go, David. 43 00:03:42,560 --> 00:03:46,400 And Mette Søndergaard's torn-out tooth. 44 00:03:47,560 --> 00:03:49,840 Insane! 45 00:03:55,120 --> 00:03:59,080 I've won it twice and don't want to take it home. 46 00:03:59,200 --> 00:04:02,280 The cash makes people step up a bit - 47 00:04:02,400 --> 00:04:05,600 - so I don't have to take that tooth home again. 48 00:04:05,720 --> 00:04:09,560 Another attempt by Ane to get rid of a prize. 49 00:04:09,680 --> 00:04:11,560 Where should we start? 50 00:04:11,680 --> 00:04:14,920 We'll start with a very atypical task. 51 00:04:15,040 --> 00:04:20,000 Because it's about doing something nice for me. 52 00:04:28,760 --> 00:04:30,400 Hi, Lars. 53 00:04:30,520 --> 00:04:34,120 - What are we celebrating? - I'm also a little curious. 54 00:04:34,240 --> 00:04:38,360 And there's cake. Wow, we're being spoiled. 55 00:04:39,640 --> 00:04:44,800 "Create the best celebration for Mark. You have exactly five minutes." 56 00:04:44,920 --> 00:04:48,520 "Best celebration wins. Your time starts now." 57 00:04:51,400 --> 00:04:55,400 Okay. Every celebration needs music. 58 00:04:58,880 --> 00:05:00,680 Alcohol. 59 00:05:10,280 --> 00:05:13,560 Happy birthday, Mark. Do you know what we're celebrating? 60 00:05:13,680 --> 00:05:16,840 - We're celebrating you being you. - Stop it. 61 00:05:16,960 --> 00:05:19,320 ♪ Mark le Fêvre. ♪ 62 00:05:19,440 --> 00:05:22,200 ♪ He's just good. ♪ 63 00:05:22,320 --> 00:05:25,720 ♪ Mark le Fêvre. ♪ 64 00:05:25,840 --> 00:05:28,960 ♪ And beautiful is his foot. ♪ 65 00:05:29,080 --> 00:05:32,160 ♪ Mark le Fêvre ♪ 66 00:05:32,280 --> 00:05:35,160 ♪ dances so lightly. ♪ 67 00:05:35,280 --> 00:05:37,520 ♪ Mark le Fêvre. ♪ 68 00:05:37,640 --> 00:05:40,200 ♪ He is handsome and neat. ♪ 69 00:05:42,120 --> 00:05:45,520 You even got a custom song. 70 00:05:45,640 --> 00:05:48,720 This one really hits you hard. 71 00:06:12,680 --> 00:06:16,800 - I think it's hot in here. - I can understand that. 72 00:06:16,920 --> 00:06:21,120 - Isn't it? - You can't ask for more now, Mark. 73 00:06:25,160 --> 00:06:28,720 And then came the autograph, and then... 74 00:06:29,840 --> 00:06:35,040 One could easily watch the first half of this celebration and think: 75 00:06:35,160 --> 00:06:41,160 It's lovely. A father who failed his son, and now has reached out again. 76 00:06:41,280 --> 00:06:45,760 And then the music gets romantic. 77 00:06:45,880 --> 00:06:50,440 And then comes the alcohol. I think that's where... 78 00:06:50,560 --> 00:06:56,400 Yes, please. Can you guess why we saw both the task being read aloud - 79 00:06:56,520 --> 00:07:00,680 - and then immediately your solution, Lars? 80 00:07:00,800 --> 00:07:03,400 It's so hard to top - 81 00:07:03,520 --> 00:07:06,880 - that they've said: "We don't need the other four." 82 00:07:07,000 --> 00:07:11,440 You're on the right track, because no-one can top this. 83 00:07:11,560 --> 00:07:14,680 Can you explain that in a little more detail? 84 00:07:14,800 --> 00:07:19,600 It should hopefully make sense once we've seen this clip. 85 00:07:32,760 --> 00:07:35,880 Entré, Madame. 86 00:07:36,000 --> 00:07:40,280 Marco! That's Italian. I'm half Italian. 87 00:07:40,400 --> 00:07:43,960 - Parlo italiano. - Shall we take a look at it? 88 00:07:44,080 --> 00:07:48,080 What's lollipop in Italian? 89 00:07:48,200 --> 00:07:51,200 - Lollipop. - Are you ready? 90 00:07:52,520 --> 00:07:55,960 "Create a task for one of the other contestants to solve." 91 00:07:56,080 --> 00:07:57,720 That's funny. 92 00:07:57,840 --> 00:08:02,200 "If the contestant realises that it wasn't written by the Taskmaster..." 93 00:08:02,320 --> 00:08:06,760 - "...you'll have 5 points deducted." - That's worse. 94 00:08:06,880 --> 00:08:10,840 "If you figure out which task you've been given..." 95 00:08:10,960 --> 00:08:15,120 "...that wasn't written by the Stormester, you get 5 points." That's a lot. 96 00:08:15,240 --> 00:08:18,216 - "There are 2 bonus points..." - "...for the best task, and best solution." 97 00:08:18,240 --> 00:08:21,720 - "You have 10 minutes." - "Your time starts now." 98 00:08:21,840 --> 00:08:26,320 - Okay. Good. - Then it has to be inventive. 99 00:08:26,440 --> 00:08:32,800 But the tone shouldn't be: "Hey, Mikkel. You big asshat." 100 00:08:32,920 --> 00:08:36,080 Can you sound like the Taskmaster in writing? 101 00:08:36,200 --> 00:08:41,320 If someone just proofreads it, I can do it. 102 00:08:41,440 --> 00:08:46,680 "Create the best celebration" - 103 00:08:46,800 --> 00:08:49,160 - "of Mark." 104 00:08:49,280 --> 00:08:52,920 - Then you'll get something out of it too. - Lovely. 105 00:09:03,120 --> 00:09:06,960 At certain times I'm so glad - 106 00:09:07,080 --> 00:09:10,760 - that I'm not burdened with analytical ability. 107 00:09:10,880 --> 00:09:15,080 If I had been, I never would have had that dance with Mark. 108 00:09:15,200 --> 00:09:17,520 Dr. Love. 109 00:09:17,640 --> 00:09:21,480 - So does this make sense now? - No. 110 00:09:22,880 --> 00:09:27,800 You've all been asked to write a task for another contestant. 111 00:09:27,920 --> 00:09:32,400 Lars, the task you received was written by David Minerba. 112 00:09:32,520 --> 00:09:35,880 Well, I can see that now. 113 00:09:36,000 --> 00:09:41,960 Now you've seen Lars solve the task. Does it live up to your expectations? 114 00:09:42,080 --> 00:09:44,280 Exceeds all expectations. 115 00:09:44,400 --> 00:09:49,840 When I wrote the task, I didn't think it would get so sexy. 116 00:09:49,960 --> 00:09:55,320 - But it did. - Admittedly, it got a little out of hand. 117 00:09:56,920 --> 00:10:01,480 It seemed like none of you could remember what the task was. 118 00:10:01,600 --> 00:10:05,960 One big mirror exercise. Two bald men meeting on a floor. 119 00:10:12,120 --> 00:10:14,160 There are points at stake. 120 00:10:14,280 --> 00:10:18,520 David could lose 5 points, and Lars could score 5 points. 121 00:10:18,640 --> 00:10:21,760 I'm not allowed to guess now, am I? 122 00:10:21,880 --> 00:10:28,680 No. Out in the house, when we were done with all the tasks, I asked you: 123 00:10:28,800 --> 00:10:33,160 Which task do you think was written by another contestant? 124 00:10:33,280 --> 00:10:37,400 Lars, do you remember which task you guessed was written by someone else? 125 00:10:37,520 --> 00:10:40,600 Yes. I have a pretty clear recollection of it. 126 00:10:40,720 --> 00:10:42,520 What was it? 127 00:10:42,640 --> 00:10:46,720 It was something that had to do with bell peppers. 128 00:10:46,840 --> 00:10:49,240 Ah, yes. 129 00:10:49,360 --> 00:10:51,320 I thought then - 130 00:10:51,440 --> 00:10:55,640 - that it's not just one level below - 131 00:10:55,760 --> 00:10:58,720 - what we're usually presented with. 132 00:10:58,840 --> 00:11:04,840 But incredibly stupid. So I thought: "That can't come from the Taskmaster." 133 00:11:04,960 --> 00:11:10,520 "It must be from one of my less gifted competitors." 134 00:11:10,640 --> 00:11:15,880 "Who has chosen such a stupid and trivial" - 135 00:11:16,000 --> 00:11:19,080 - "not entertaining task." 136 00:11:19,200 --> 00:11:22,840 The task you guessed, we call The Bell Pepper. 137 00:11:22,960 --> 00:11:28,080 Do you? Your ingenuity is already sparkling there. 138 00:11:29,480 --> 00:11:30,880 Yes. 139 00:11:33,520 --> 00:11:35,520 What should we move on to? 140 00:11:35,640 --> 00:11:39,440 It's about the tasks you've written for each other - 141 00:11:39,560 --> 00:11:44,280 - but also the tasks you thought were written by each other. 142 00:11:44,400 --> 00:11:51,360 Now we're going to a task that Lars believes is far below our level. 143 00:12:04,040 --> 00:12:06,000 - Hi, Mark. - Hi, Ane. 144 00:12:06,120 --> 00:12:10,080 Who invited Chili Klaus? [musician and entertainer known for eating chilli peppers] 145 00:12:10,200 --> 00:12:11,880 Damn it. 146 00:12:15,520 --> 00:12:19,600 - I'm not going to eat them. - I grow my own chilies. 147 00:12:19,720 --> 00:12:23,680 - Do you know much about chilies? - No. 148 00:12:23,800 --> 00:12:28,880 Did you know that chilli isn't a taste, but pain on the tongue? 149 00:12:29,000 --> 00:12:32,520 I hope I don't have to eat them. 150 00:12:35,480 --> 00:12:39,120 - "Find the bell pepper." - "Fastest wins." 151 00:12:39,240 --> 00:12:43,800 - "Your time starts now." Good. - Damn. Now I have to eat. 152 00:12:50,760 --> 00:12:53,640 A bell pepper has to be found. 153 00:12:53,760 --> 00:12:58,800 The only thing is that the table is full of chillies. 154 00:12:58,920 --> 00:13:04,040 - Chillies aren't bell peppers, are they? - No, they certainly aren't. 155 00:13:04,160 --> 00:13:07,680 They're related. The big difference is - 156 00:13:07,800 --> 00:13:12,400 - that chilli is a pain in the ass to get in your mouth. 157 00:13:12,520 --> 00:13:15,160 Should we dive in? 158 00:13:15,280 --> 00:13:18,840 We can see why Lars thinks the task is super cool. 159 00:13:18,960 --> 00:13:22,880 Mette certainly doesn't think it's so cool either. 160 00:13:23,720 --> 00:13:26,240 "Find the bell pepper." 161 00:13:28,240 --> 00:13:32,440 Yes. You do that by tasting them. You can't fool me. 162 00:13:32,560 --> 00:13:36,400 To me, they all taste like bell peppers. 163 00:13:38,840 --> 00:13:42,400 - That wasn't a bell pepper. - Okay. Right then. 164 00:13:44,160 --> 00:13:47,400 I'm definitely not getting involved in that. 165 00:13:47,520 --> 00:13:51,720 I can call Thomas Herman [chef]. Does he know about this stuff? I think so. 166 00:13:51,840 --> 00:13:54,840 I'll just grab a phone. 167 00:13:55,760 --> 00:13:58,360 No. That was a chilli. 168 00:14:00,080 --> 00:14:01,680 What? 169 00:14:01,800 --> 00:14:04,920 Hi, Thomas. Are any of these a bell pepper? 170 00:14:05,040 --> 00:14:08,840 It's hard to tell. There are lots of chillies. 171 00:14:09,960 --> 00:14:13,400 Man, it's really burning in my little mouth. 172 00:14:13,520 --> 00:14:16,840 I'm going to go crazy if you've put it somewhere else. 173 00:14:16,960 --> 00:14:20,320 - You have to bite into all of them. - You must be insane. 174 00:14:20,440 --> 00:14:25,600 - I'm in doubt about those big ones. - That wasn't much help. 175 00:14:25,720 --> 00:14:28,520 Just a moment. That's a chilli, damn it. 176 00:14:28,640 --> 00:14:32,600 Phew, that burns. You never know if it's residue from before. 177 00:14:32,720 --> 00:14:35,520 Now we'll try this one. 178 00:14:38,160 --> 00:14:41,960 - I think I've found it. - It's a chilli. 179 00:14:43,000 --> 00:14:44,840 Yeah. 180 00:14:49,040 --> 00:14:51,880 ♪ Then I don't know! ♪ 181 00:14:52,000 --> 00:14:57,960 - Mark, I have to give up here. - Oh, that's a shame. 182 00:14:58,080 --> 00:15:03,120 - Have you hidden it somewhere in the room? - Good luck with that. 183 00:15:06,600 --> 00:15:09,560 No, this has to stop! 184 00:15:09,680 --> 00:15:13,440 Well, you know what? 185 00:15:13,560 --> 00:15:16,040 See you. 186 00:15:16,160 --> 00:15:22,000 Now I got it up my nose. I'm going out to scratch my ass. 187 00:15:27,400 --> 00:15:32,240 I'll take it all back. When I see that lovely clip again - 188 00:15:32,360 --> 00:15:37,920 - and hear how the wonderful audience is entertained all the way through... 189 00:15:38,040 --> 00:15:41,080 How magnificent. 190 00:15:42,280 --> 00:15:45,920 I must say. 191 00:15:46,040 --> 00:15:50,680 You're incredibly good at cooking. Your son is a chef. 192 00:15:52,760 --> 00:15:57,320 - He's going to see this. - And then never see you again. 193 00:15:57,440 --> 00:16:01,880 Yeah, and say: "Dad, this has nothing to do with food." 194 00:16:02,000 --> 00:16:05,120 "But why didn't you turn around?" 195 00:16:06,480 --> 00:16:09,920 He'll also say: "Why don't you ever call me?" 196 00:16:10,040 --> 00:16:13,120 He would have said, "Turn around." 197 00:16:13,240 --> 00:16:18,360 Listen to me. I'm just swallowing it all down. 198 00:16:18,480 --> 00:16:21,200 And I am... 199 00:16:21,320 --> 00:16:25,920 Yes, but when I see something that is excellent - 200 00:16:26,040 --> 00:16:28,400 - then I acknowledge it. 201 00:16:28,520 --> 00:16:33,200 I know. You're a man of few words, but there are many right now. 202 00:16:33,320 --> 00:16:38,720 If you had FaceTimed like this, the pepper would have been in the background. 203 00:16:38,840 --> 00:16:43,160 I can reveal that that pepper was 100% in the FaceTime. 204 00:16:43,280 --> 00:16:44,800 No! 205 00:16:47,720 --> 00:16:49,880 Well, I mean... 206 00:16:51,080 --> 00:16:53,240 - Thomas Herman? - Yes. 207 00:16:53,360 --> 00:16:56,440 You shouldn't have called a skilled chef. 208 00:16:56,560 --> 00:16:59,960 Just someone who doesn't need glasses. 209 00:17:00,080 --> 00:17:03,880 I don't have those kinds of comrades at my age. 210 00:17:04,000 --> 00:17:08,280 - Do you have the times for our first two? - We can start with you, Mette. 211 00:17:08,400 --> 00:17:14,720 You found the damn bell pepper after 5 minutes and 22 seconds. 212 00:17:14,840 --> 00:17:17,680 Ah, that wasn't so bad. 213 00:17:19,720 --> 00:17:22,600 Lars... 214 00:17:22,720 --> 00:17:27,520 You didn't find the bell pepper. You did, however, find your dignity. 215 00:17:27,640 --> 00:17:33,000 And in this programme, you're a little bit famous for the phrase: 216 00:17:33,120 --> 00:17:35,320 "You know what, Mark?" 217 00:17:35,440 --> 00:17:40,440 - And the last time you said it... - It was after 11 minutes. 218 00:17:40,560 --> 00:17:43,880 - This time... - Have I learned anything? 219 00:17:44,000 --> 00:17:48,240 You did it again after exactly 11 minutes. 220 00:17:51,440 --> 00:17:54,120 Damn, that's impressive. 221 00:17:54,240 --> 00:17:58,280 This wonderful task will be solved by all five. 222 00:17:58,400 --> 00:18:01,520 Let's see if Ane and David think the task is wonderful. 223 00:18:01,640 --> 00:18:04,640 - We had a good time. - It's a luxury task. 224 00:18:05,880 --> 00:18:07,840 Is there a tactic? 225 00:18:07,960 --> 00:18:10,680 I'm thinking about what a bell pepper looks like. 226 00:18:10,800 --> 00:18:15,600 This one looks a bit like a bell pepper. The long ones aren't bell peppers. 227 00:18:15,720 --> 00:18:18,720 They don't look like bell peppers. 228 00:18:18,840 --> 00:18:21,600 It's like this one. 229 00:18:22,880 --> 00:18:25,240 Ah, that was stupid. 230 00:18:25,360 --> 00:18:29,320 I'm just going into the kitchen. No-one said it has to be in here. 231 00:18:29,440 --> 00:18:32,160 No, where else would it be? 232 00:18:42,560 --> 00:18:46,320 It wasn't that bad. Yes, it was pretty bad. 233 00:18:46,440 --> 00:18:47,640 Mark! 234 00:18:47,760 --> 00:18:52,360 Find the bell pepper. There are no bell peppers in the fridge. 235 00:18:57,600 --> 00:19:00,600 Can you wait here for a second? 236 00:19:00,720 --> 00:19:04,520 There probably isn't even a bell pepper in this crap. 237 00:19:04,640 --> 00:19:07,960 Positive attitude. Positive mind. 238 00:19:12,400 --> 00:19:15,320 Bell pepper! Bell pepper! 239 00:19:17,000 --> 00:19:20,320 Power couple. 240 00:19:20,440 --> 00:19:25,480 A side effect of smoking tobacco that isn't entirely legal is - 241 00:19:25,600 --> 00:19:30,240 - that you can become paranoid. But it helps to look over your shoulder. 242 00:19:30,360 --> 00:19:34,080 I have paranoia daily, and it's going really well for me. 243 00:19:36,120 --> 00:19:39,120 How does that help you in everyday life? 244 00:19:39,240 --> 00:19:42,600 I've never been assaulted, for example. 245 00:19:42,720 --> 00:19:46,000 I often strike first. 246 00:19:51,680 --> 00:19:53,840 That's insanely good. 247 00:19:53,960 --> 00:19:59,200 "What are you staring at?" "Bang!" I'm the one saying both things. 248 00:19:59,320 --> 00:20:02,280 Then I'll pick up Lars with the cat afterwards. 249 00:20:02,400 --> 00:20:05,120 What were their times? 250 00:20:05,240 --> 00:20:08,760 David, you did it in 1 minute and 28 seconds. 251 00:20:08,880 --> 00:20:10,040 What? 252 00:20:10,160 --> 00:20:14,400 Ane, you did it in 2 minutes and 35 seconds. 253 00:20:14,520 --> 00:20:17,520 Yeah, yeah. 254 00:20:17,640 --> 00:20:19,840 Those are some good results. 255 00:20:19,960 --> 00:20:24,280 Ane, we've seen you under pressure quite a few times. 256 00:20:24,400 --> 00:20:30,000 It's like a pattern is at play, when Ane is under pressure. 257 00:20:30,120 --> 00:20:35,160 Do we have a clip that documents how Ane reacts under pressure? 258 00:20:35,280 --> 00:20:40,400 A little compilation like this, for example? 259 00:20:40,520 --> 00:20:42,600 That wasn't nice. 260 00:20:42,720 --> 00:20:46,160 I have a tendency to panic a little. 261 00:20:46,280 --> 00:20:48,920 - How are you under pressure? - Great, Mark. 262 00:20:49,040 --> 00:20:51,400 This is me at my best. 263 00:20:51,520 --> 00:20:55,360 You really don't want to see me when I go into panic mode. 264 00:20:55,480 --> 00:20:59,040 Which tree and which banana? Mark, Mark, Mark! 265 00:20:59,160 --> 00:21:01,240 Now, Mark! Oh, Mark! 266 00:21:01,360 --> 00:21:05,800 - Oh, there's also... - You can immediately tell you're a nature girl. 267 00:21:05,920 --> 00:21:08,200 Mark? Mark? Mark? Mark? 268 00:21:08,320 --> 00:21:12,480 Oh, Mark. Come on, Mark. Mark? Oh, Mark. No... Mark? 269 00:21:12,600 --> 00:21:15,440 Oh, Mark. Mark? Draw a what, Mark? 270 00:21:15,560 --> 00:21:18,800 I probably can't see that, Mark. Mark! Mark! 271 00:21:24,760 --> 00:21:29,160 I don't understand... Sorry. But positive vibes all the way, Mark. 272 00:21:29,280 --> 00:21:32,120 Ooh! Mark? Mark! Mark! 273 00:21:32,240 --> 00:21:35,360 Oh, Mark. Totally illegal, Mark. Are you stupid? 274 00:21:35,480 --> 00:21:38,640 Mark, Mark, Mark. For fuck's sake, Mark! 275 00:21:38,760 --> 00:21:41,160 Oh no, Mark! No, Mark! 276 00:21:41,280 --> 00:21:44,920 Ooh. Now I'm getting under pressure. Hell and damnation, Mark. 277 00:21:45,040 --> 00:21:46,720 Mark, Mark, Mark! 278 00:21:46,840 --> 00:21:50,440 In there, where the solutions usually are, it's completely empty. 279 00:21:50,560 --> 00:21:55,280 Mark? No! Mark? Mark? Mark, no. Mark! 280 00:21:55,400 --> 00:21:59,200 I just need to figure it out, Mark. Why am I getting so stressed? 281 00:21:59,320 --> 00:22:02,240 Damn it, Mark! That can't be right. 282 00:22:02,360 --> 00:22:04,680 Mark, Mark, Mark? Oh, Marky. 283 00:22:04,800 --> 00:22:07,800 Oh, Mark! Ugh, Mark. That makes no sense. 284 00:22:07,920 --> 00:22:12,800 It's just about keeping up. How does it go again? Should I...? 285 00:22:14,600 --> 00:22:18,080 Mark, I feel like I'm going crazy. 286 00:22:18,200 --> 00:22:21,400 It's one of those situations that isn't good. 287 00:22:21,520 --> 00:22:25,200 Phew, I went through the entire range of emotions. 288 00:22:25,320 --> 00:22:28,680 Mark, I've completely lost track of things. 289 00:22:38,760 --> 00:22:42,600 - Ane Høgsberg... - You've edited that a bit stupidly. 290 00:22:42,720 --> 00:22:47,040 There are farmers in Denmark who live an entire life - 291 00:22:47,160 --> 00:22:52,200 - without saying 'Mark' as many times as you do here. ['mark' is Danish for 'field'] 292 00:22:52,320 --> 00:22:56,280 It's my new 'Keld Heick'. I'm saying to myself to calm down. 293 00:22:56,400 --> 00:23:00,960 Remind myself: We're just Ane and Mark, having a good time. 294 00:23:01,080 --> 00:23:05,760 When things get a little tight, and they did a few times, Mark. 295 00:23:05,880 --> 00:23:08,800 But I've never been violent. 296 00:23:08,920 --> 00:23:12,720 I've never written on you with cat poop. 297 00:23:12,840 --> 00:23:15,720 It could be traumatising - 298 00:23:15,840 --> 00:23:19,960 - to hear your own name being shouted angrily so many times. 299 00:23:20,080 --> 00:23:23,160 How many is that? Do we have a number on it? 300 00:23:23,280 --> 00:23:29,280 Yes, we actually do. Ane, you said 'Mark'... 301 00:23:29,400 --> 00:23:33,200 ...925 times. 302 00:23:39,440 --> 00:23:44,920 That averages out to 29 'Mark's per completed task. 303 00:23:46,280 --> 00:23:51,520 Sorry, Mark. Pardon. 304 00:23:51,640 --> 00:23:56,280 That's why I've decided my next child won't be named that. 305 00:23:56,400 --> 00:23:59,280 Because I got tired of saying it. 306 00:23:59,400 --> 00:24:04,240 We still have yet to see Mikkel find a bell pepper. 307 00:24:04,360 --> 00:24:08,920 Ane has a tendency to panic. Mikkel has another tendency. 308 00:24:09,040 --> 00:24:13,560 Once you can get some fruit in your mouth, nothing can stop you. 309 00:24:13,680 --> 00:24:15,960 Oh no. 310 00:24:18,120 --> 00:24:21,120 Weren't you reasonably well-versed - 311 00:24:21,240 --> 00:24:26,320 - when it comes to, for example, a quick visit to a shawarma place? 312 00:24:26,440 --> 00:24:32,160 Yes, and this immediately looks like they're all chillies. 313 00:24:34,520 --> 00:24:38,080 Have you hidden a bell pepper somewhere else? 314 00:24:39,720 --> 00:24:42,720 It would have to be the one hanging here. 315 00:24:54,000 --> 00:24:57,800 That's the kind of thing I like! 316 00:24:58,880 --> 00:25:03,760 - You can tell it's genuine. - Good, Mikkel. No! 317 00:25:03,880 --> 00:25:07,720 I've been looking forward to you showing that. 318 00:25:07,840 --> 00:25:10,520 How the hell did you do that? 319 00:25:10,640 --> 00:25:13,880 And I don't even have a son who's a chef. 320 00:25:20,720 --> 00:25:24,160 That seems like it went really fast. 321 00:25:24,280 --> 00:25:27,080 28 seconds. 322 00:25:30,440 --> 00:25:32,800 Impressive. 323 00:25:32,920 --> 00:25:38,680 I recognise the professionalism you bring to Stormester, Lars. 324 00:25:38,800 --> 00:25:42,880 As a man with decades of experience in the entertainment industry. 325 00:25:43,000 --> 00:25:45,920 At least 11 minutes. 326 00:25:46,040 --> 00:25:50,840 Strong opinions on what makes a good Stormester task. 327 00:25:50,960 --> 00:25:53,800 So it's pretty cool to get the chance yourself. 328 00:25:53,920 --> 00:25:57,480 So let's watch Ane solve a task written by Lars - 329 00:25:57,600 --> 00:26:00,400 - almost without saying 'Mark'. 330 00:26:01,400 --> 00:26:04,160 I have an idea. 331 00:26:04,280 --> 00:26:06,480 - Hi, Mark. - Okay. 332 00:26:09,000 --> 00:26:12,360 - "Make..." - "...a case..." 333 00:26:12,480 --> 00:26:15,040 "...for this magnifying glass." 334 00:26:15,160 --> 00:26:20,560 "You may only use what you find in the knitting basket." 335 00:26:20,680 --> 00:26:24,480 "When the task is completed, ring the bell to your left." 336 00:26:24,600 --> 00:26:28,440 There are many lovely descriptions of where things are. 337 00:26:28,560 --> 00:26:33,280 - "The case must be able to fit..." - "...in the top desk drawer." 338 00:26:33,400 --> 00:26:37,240 - It doesn't say right or left. - "You must not..." 339 00:26:37,360 --> 00:26:41,320 "...change the dividers in the drawer." Great. 340 00:26:41,440 --> 00:26:45,960 "When exactly 20 minutes have passed, you may take a lollipop." 341 00:26:46,080 --> 00:26:48,280 Now there are many things, Mark. 342 00:26:48,400 --> 00:26:52,760 "But you may only take a lollipop with the colour that is most abundant." 343 00:26:53,560 --> 00:26:56,840 Yes. "You are allowed to..." 344 00:26:56,960 --> 00:27:00,200 - "...get help from someone named..." - "...Inger." 345 00:27:00,320 --> 00:27:03,240 "The prettiest case wins. Your time starts now." 346 00:27:03,360 --> 00:27:06,520 I'm glad I'm not getting that task. 347 00:27:06,640 --> 00:27:10,480 I'm damn good at finger knitting. Super duper. 348 00:27:10,600 --> 00:27:13,440 Isn't it pretty? What is a case? 349 00:27:13,560 --> 00:27:17,400 - When can I take a lollipop? - In 20 seconds. 350 00:27:17,520 --> 00:27:20,720 - Which one is the most abundant? - I'll take a look. 351 00:27:20,840 --> 00:27:24,160 Damn it, I got a little sidetracked here. 352 00:27:24,280 --> 00:27:27,080 I don't want a lollipop. 353 00:27:27,200 --> 00:27:31,400 If I take the wrong one, you'll just say that time is up. 354 00:27:36,800 --> 00:27:39,520 That's it, Mark. 355 00:27:39,640 --> 00:27:42,720 There it is. I just need to ring the bell. 356 00:27:44,480 --> 00:27:46,960 - Boom. - Yes, thank you. 357 00:27:47,080 --> 00:27:49,400 Satisfied? 358 00:27:49,520 --> 00:27:53,480 Yeah, but it's usually not a good feeling. 359 00:28:03,520 --> 00:28:06,160 That's what people want to see. 360 00:28:06,280 --> 00:28:10,280 Something with yarn, and there's time and a clock - 361 00:28:10,400 --> 00:28:15,080 - and "you mustn't do that" and "please eat". That's what people want to see. 362 00:28:15,200 --> 00:28:18,840 That was a good task too. Everyone got to calm down. 363 00:28:18,960 --> 00:28:21,640 The question now is... 364 00:28:21,760 --> 00:28:26,320 Remember, there are a lot of points at stake. Minus five, plus five. 365 00:28:26,440 --> 00:28:31,640 Did Ane guess that the task was written by a fellow contestant? 366 00:28:31,760 --> 00:28:34,480 Yes, she certainly did. 367 00:28:36,200 --> 00:28:39,920 She did. Well... 368 00:28:40,040 --> 00:28:45,240 Or... I knew it. I could feel it inside. 369 00:28:45,360 --> 00:28:50,440 I imagined you making a case for a magnifying glass. 370 00:28:50,560 --> 00:28:53,760 Then I could feel: Lars would never do that. 371 00:28:53,880 --> 00:28:57,600 I'm the only one who's done this. 372 00:28:57,720 --> 00:29:01,200 - I mean... - It surprises you, Lars. 373 00:29:01,320 --> 00:29:04,360 You thought it was a... Okay. 374 00:29:04,480 --> 00:29:07,920 Then we have that look again, where I get nervous. 375 00:29:08,040 --> 00:29:10,120 What are we moving on to? 376 00:29:10,240 --> 00:29:14,560 We're going to see David do a wonderful, wonderful task. 377 00:29:23,000 --> 00:29:25,600 - Hi. - Hi, David. 378 00:29:31,480 --> 00:29:36,480 "You must find the Taskmaster a new pair of glasses." 379 00:29:36,600 --> 00:29:42,320 "Fastest wins. Bonus points if you choose the right lens strength." 380 00:29:42,440 --> 00:29:46,280 - Fuck, how cool. Is that it? - Yes. 381 00:29:46,400 --> 00:29:49,760 Okay. Then I'll choose a pair of glasses for him. 382 00:30:03,560 --> 00:30:05,600 They're cool. 383 00:30:05,720 --> 00:30:10,240 See you, Mark. That might be 5 points, this. 384 00:30:15,120 --> 00:30:20,280 It's a terrible task. I don't know who wrote it. 385 00:30:20,400 --> 00:30:23,920 There are 5 points in it, if David guessed - 386 00:30:24,040 --> 00:30:27,600 - that the task was written by another contestant. 387 00:30:27,720 --> 00:30:30,040 Did you do that, David? 388 00:30:30,160 --> 00:30:33,760 - I did, Lasse. - Very quickly, in fact. 389 00:30:33,880 --> 00:30:38,640 It was straight out the gate, saying: "Someone else wrote this crap." 390 00:30:38,760 --> 00:30:41,400 Is that right? No! 391 00:30:41,520 --> 00:30:45,240 It's the only task where there wasn't a task. 392 00:30:45,360 --> 00:30:48,360 You had to find glasses with the right prescription. 393 00:30:48,480 --> 00:30:53,840 - I don't even have to find glasses. - Yes, but the right glasses. 394 00:30:53,960 --> 00:30:56,600 I thought the production team had cheated me - 395 00:30:56,720 --> 00:31:00,600 - and I'm the only one who got such a shitty task. 396 00:31:00,720 --> 00:31:03,320 Which, in part, is true. 397 00:31:04,600 --> 00:31:11,040 - One has to put up with a lot. - Look up sometime. 398 00:31:11,160 --> 00:31:16,280 I was quite shocked at how bad the task was. 399 00:31:16,400 --> 00:31:20,440 - Oh, that's mean! - He doesn't mean it personally. 400 00:31:20,560 --> 00:31:23,960 He doesn't know who wrote the task. 401 00:31:24,080 --> 00:31:29,320 David, you guessed long before you were asked. 402 00:31:29,440 --> 00:31:33,160 Plus 5 points to you. And Mette's paying for them. 403 00:31:33,280 --> 00:31:35,200 Damn, how lame! 404 00:31:38,320 --> 00:31:42,720 We still need to see tasks not written by the Taskmaster - 405 00:31:42,840 --> 00:31:45,440 - solved by Mette and Mikkel. Mark? 406 00:31:45,560 --> 00:31:48,840 The atmosphere is so good, so we'll continue. 407 00:31:54,480 --> 00:31:57,880 - Hello again, Mark. - ♪ Here I am back again. ♪ 408 00:31:59,840 --> 00:32:03,680 "Make a baked potato fly as far as possible." 409 00:32:03,800 --> 00:32:06,760 "Eat the most fruit in the shortest amount of time." 410 00:32:06,880 --> 00:32:11,800 "You must hum 'Ride of the Valkyries' by Beethoven throughout the task." 411 00:32:11,920 --> 00:32:14,040 "Most fruit eaten in the shortest time wins." 412 00:32:14,160 --> 00:32:16,040 "Your time starts now." 413 00:32:31,280 --> 00:32:33,640 We'll put it here. 414 00:32:37,280 --> 00:32:40,280 Shouldn't we have a smoothie? 415 00:32:45,080 --> 00:32:48,160 - How's it going? - Fucking great. 416 00:32:51,160 --> 00:32:53,400 Just the task for me. 417 00:32:53,520 --> 00:32:57,960 - Wow, what a consistency. - It's beautiful, isn't it? 418 00:32:59,840 --> 00:33:04,680 There's some intuition there that just completely works. 419 00:33:12,200 --> 00:33:14,960 Now we need to get to safety. 420 00:33:40,000 --> 00:33:42,880 That was insanely good! 421 00:33:45,120 --> 00:33:47,640 Close. 422 00:33:48,840 --> 00:33:50,680 Yes. 423 00:33:50,800 --> 00:33:55,240 If there's one thing, Mette, you love more - 424 00:33:55,360 --> 00:34:00,240 - than the smell of baked potatoes in the morning, it's this task. 425 00:34:00,360 --> 00:34:05,320 Damn that nasty beetroot, that was awesome! The task was perfect for me. 426 00:34:05,440 --> 00:34:08,440 I have to sing 'The Valkyrie'. Everything clicks. 427 00:34:08,560 --> 00:34:12,280 Everything about that task clicks. Everything. 428 00:34:12,400 --> 00:34:18,720 Even the opera enthusiast who thinks Beethoven wrote 'Ride of the Valkyries'? 429 00:34:18,840 --> 00:34:22,400 Everything about that task clicks. 430 00:34:22,520 --> 00:34:27,720 We would like to know, who wrote Mikkel's fruit task? 431 00:34:27,840 --> 00:34:31,240 I did. Wasn't it a good task? 432 00:34:31,360 --> 00:34:36,960 I'm so glad you got it, because you're closest to getting scurvy. 433 00:34:37,080 --> 00:34:42,280 So I'm genuinely happy that I could get some fruit into you. 434 00:34:42,400 --> 00:34:44,440 Genuinely happy. 435 00:34:47,480 --> 00:34:51,520 So Mikkel wrote the baked potato task for Mette. 436 00:34:51,640 --> 00:34:54,680 - I'm just saying thank you. - Did they figure it out? 437 00:34:54,800 --> 00:34:58,320 - Nope. - I had no idea. 438 00:34:58,440 --> 00:35:02,080 I just pulverised a kilo and a half of fruit and thought: 439 00:35:02,200 --> 00:35:05,800 There are 5 points right there. 440 00:35:05,920 --> 00:35:08,320 I need to hand out bonus points. 441 00:35:08,440 --> 00:35:13,080 - Best task... - It has to be the one with the glasses. 442 00:35:13,200 --> 00:35:18,760 It's the one with the baked potato, so it goes to you, Mikkel. 2 points. 443 00:35:18,880 --> 00:35:23,880 There's no hesitation in giving 2 bonus points for best solution. 444 00:35:24,000 --> 00:35:28,720 Lars' homoerotic celebration of Mark should of course have 2 points. 445 00:35:35,120 --> 00:35:41,440 Then we move on to a completely official Stormester task. 446 00:35:41,560 --> 00:35:48,080 The task that Mette thought couldn't possibly have been written by the Taskmaster. 447 00:36:04,920 --> 00:36:09,320 - Mum-mum-mum! - Oh, it's a spinning doughnut. 448 00:36:09,440 --> 00:36:13,480 I've never bought a doughnut. Only in the USA. 449 00:36:15,720 --> 00:36:20,480 I'll wait until it comes around. There's excitement involved. 450 00:36:22,000 --> 00:36:23,800 There you go. 451 00:36:23,920 --> 00:36:28,040 - "Do something shocking..." - "...but family-friendly with the doughnut." 452 00:36:28,160 --> 00:36:30,600 "Most shocking thing wins." 453 00:36:30,720 --> 00:36:34,600 - "You have 20 minutes." - "Your time starts now." 454 00:36:34,720 --> 00:36:37,240 Something family-friendly with this doughnut. 455 00:36:37,360 --> 00:36:42,560 Did I get 'family-friendly' written down, because otherwise, David will fuck the doughnut? 456 00:36:42,680 --> 00:36:47,040 What the hell is shocking that's also family-friendly? 457 00:36:47,160 --> 00:36:50,640 It's not that shocking to eat it. 458 00:36:51,560 --> 00:36:55,120 It needs more than that. I'll think of something. 459 00:36:59,760 --> 00:37:03,400 Of all the tasks the contestants solved in the house - 460 00:37:03,520 --> 00:37:07,800 - Mette thought this one couldn't possibly be a Taskmaster task. 461 00:37:07,920 --> 00:37:11,080 I want to see the doughnut subjected to something shocking - 462 00:37:11,200 --> 00:37:14,040 - that the whole family can watch. 463 00:37:14,160 --> 00:37:17,400 We could start with Ane and Lars. 464 00:37:17,520 --> 00:37:21,120 The theme is amusements that are shocking. 465 00:37:21,240 --> 00:37:23,160 Uh! 466 00:37:23,280 --> 00:37:27,480 Can we make it to Bakken [amusement park]? Then let's go now, Mark. 467 00:37:27,600 --> 00:37:30,200 Now you'll see, Mark. 468 00:37:30,320 --> 00:37:35,440 I've mounted it on a drone, and I'm going to send the doughnut into the air. 469 00:37:35,560 --> 00:37:39,080 - Are you excited? - I'm a little afraid of roller coasters. 470 00:37:39,200 --> 00:37:42,440 That's the feeling I hope the doughnut experiences. 471 00:37:42,560 --> 00:37:46,280 - Let's go. - The place where you... ooh! 472 00:37:49,920 --> 00:37:54,680 Can you see it? When it gets up there, it starts to rotate. 473 00:37:54,800 --> 00:37:58,400 - It's already shaking. - It's scared shitless. 474 00:38:01,440 --> 00:38:04,080 Mark, it's closed. 475 00:38:04,200 --> 00:38:08,240 Now it's going into oscillations. We're up at 50 metres now. 476 00:38:08,360 --> 00:38:10,680 - Is that high? - Yes. 477 00:38:10,800 --> 00:38:15,000 There's neither a Pierrot nor anything. 478 00:38:15,120 --> 00:38:20,320 - It's getting really dizzy. - Both dizzy and afraid of heights. 479 00:38:20,440 --> 00:38:25,160 - No! It fell down, Lars. - No, no, no! 480 00:38:25,280 --> 00:38:28,480 There it is. 481 00:38:28,600 --> 00:38:31,760 It didn't survive that. 482 00:38:31,880 --> 00:38:35,000 It's a bit shocking that it's closed. 483 00:38:35,120 --> 00:38:38,080 Damn! Yeah, you can feel like that. 484 00:38:38,200 --> 00:38:42,160 - Can you taste the adrenaline? - It seeps into the dough. 485 00:38:42,280 --> 00:38:46,520 There's like that... kick. 486 00:38:49,800 --> 00:38:54,200 You... Now you can really hear that your son is a chef. 487 00:38:54,320 --> 00:38:57,840 Slightly nervous pastry. 488 00:38:57,960 --> 00:39:00,200 It looks like, Ane - 489 00:39:00,320 --> 00:39:04,840 - that you and Mark sought out Bakken together. 490 00:39:04,960 --> 00:39:08,760 But there's also a whole TV crew with you. 491 00:39:08,880 --> 00:39:12,600 And no-one has checked if Bakken is open. 492 00:39:12,720 --> 00:39:17,200 There's something to it. Sometimes Bakken is closed. 493 00:39:17,320 --> 00:39:22,040 Shocking! They also have closing times. 494 00:39:22,160 --> 00:39:24,680 Yeah, well... 495 00:39:27,080 --> 00:39:33,080 I think you should be happy with the 5 points for guessing Lars' task. 496 00:39:33,200 --> 00:39:38,160 I'm just glad I won't have to take that tooth home again. 497 00:39:38,280 --> 00:39:44,800 Lars, your doughnut amusement ride wasn't closed. Doughnuttivoli is open. [Tivoli is another amusement park in Copenhagen] 498 00:39:45,440 --> 00:39:48,160 Did this work as intended? 499 00:39:48,280 --> 00:39:54,600 I don't know of any other doughnuts that have had the same shocking experience. 500 00:39:54,720 --> 00:39:59,200 - It's fucking free fall. - Very free fall. 501 00:39:59,320 --> 00:40:02,920 I'm operating with multiple shocks. 502 00:40:03,040 --> 00:40:06,880 There's both the height... 503 00:40:07,000 --> 00:40:14,080 - The rotation. - And rota... Shut up. 504 00:40:14,200 --> 00:40:16,080 And then the fall. 505 00:40:16,200 --> 00:40:20,920 And then the surprising thing is that it still tastes delicious. 506 00:40:21,040 --> 00:40:24,520 It's like a multi-stage rocket story. 507 00:40:24,640 --> 00:40:30,560 - Can I see some more, Mark? - Yeah. We could jump to Mikkel. 508 00:40:30,680 --> 00:40:33,600 Born and raised on Amager. [Danish island] 509 00:40:33,720 --> 00:40:37,880 I present to you the executioner from Tårnby. 510 00:41:09,720 --> 00:41:12,360 That was damn shocking. 511 00:41:24,280 --> 00:41:27,760 - Ah... - What are you talking about? 512 00:41:27,880 --> 00:41:32,560 - Family-friendly? - I'm just cutting a doughnut in half. 513 00:41:32,680 --> 00:41:36,600 While its family watched! 514 00:41:36,720 --> 00:41:41,120 Kids are allowed to see that. 515 00:41:41,240 --> 00:41:44,880 You're allowed to. How old are you? 516 00:41:45,000 --> 00:41:49,120 12? Are you traumatised? No. See. 517 00:41:51,640 --> 00:41:55,480 That was a shocking experience, not least for a doughnut - 518 00:41:55,600 --> 00:42:00,920 - in a nuclear family, which for doughnuts always consists of a dozen. 519 00:42:01,040 --> 00:42:02,680 Okay. 520 00:42:02,800 --> 00:42:07,160 They have big families, okay? Mark... 521 00:42:08,720 --> 00:42:13,560 - David, a dozen is 12. - I know that. 522 00:42:13,680 --> 00:42:17,640 Do you know how many a baker's dozen is? 523 00:42:17,760 --> 00:42:21,160 - It's 13. - Yeah. 524 00:42:21,280 --> 00:42:24,640 A little annoying that you know it. But fine. 525 00:42:26,000 --> 00:42:27,840 I knew it too. 526 00:42:27,960 --> 00:42:32,680 He's playing smart, I'm playing smart. We're all smart here. 527 00:42:37,760 --> 00:42:41,640 Mark, who's going to shock us with a doughnut now? 528 00:42:41,760 --> 00:42:44,800 We're going to see David and then Mette - 529 00:42:44,920 --> 00:42:49,360 - who thought this task was hot air. 530 00:42:49,480 --> 00:42:51,040 I could shave it. 531 00:42:51,160 --> 00:42:54,080 You'll get a shock if you remove the full beard. 532 00:42:54,200 --> 00:42:55,800 Completely naked. 533 00:42:55,920 --> 00:43:02,520 - Okay, Mark. - The doughnut is ready for... what? 534 00:43:02,640 --> 00:43:05,320 I must ask for absolute silence. 535 00:43:08,800 --> 00:43:12,280 So, how's the wife back home? 536 00:43:12,400 --> 00:43:15,280 Okay, she got eaten? Wow. 537 00:43:16,600 --> 00:43:17,800 There. 538 00:43:17,920 --> 00:43:23,760 Weren't you training to be a bagel or some kind of cool thing? 539 00:43:26,160 --> 00:43:30,000 Okay. I just need to warm up. 540 00:43:31,120 --> 00:43:35,720 - We're almost there. - I'm getting performance anxiety. 541 00:43:38,240 --> 00:43:40,520 And neck. 542 00:43:52,280 --> 00:43:54,360 See you. 543 00:43:57,920 --> 00:44:00,960 I don't understand what's so funny. 544 00:44:04,000 --> 00:44:05,920 Thank you very much. 545 00:44:12,960 --> 00:44:16,120 For fuck's sake, there's jam in it. 546 00:44:17,720 --> 00:44:21,120 Mette, can you do it on command? 547 00:44:21,240 --> 00:44:23,440 Yes. 548 00:44:23,560 --> 00:44:26,000 My next question won't be: 549 00:44:26,120 --> 00:44:29,520 Can we experience it again while you riverdance? 550 00:44:29,640 --> 00:44:33,640 I'm trying to quit. But it is a party trick. 551 00:44:33,760 --> 00:44:38,920 Can I just emphasise: That was a real fart. 552 00:44:39,040 --> 00:44:43,440 We had a real sound guy who gets real pay - 553 00:44:43,560 --> 00:44:48,920 - to place a real microphone right by Mette's real butthole. 554 00:44:49,040 --> 00:44:53,360 That's why this programme has won four awards. 555 00:44:56,480 --> 00:44:59,800 I can be hired for children's birthday parties. 556 00:44:59,920 --> 00:45:03,120 Mette, this was shocking. 557 00:45:03,240 --> 00:45:06,200 So I'm ready to hand out points. 558 00:45:06,320 --> 00:45:09,440 It's a clear 1 point to Ane. 559 00:45:09,560 --> 00:45:13,200 The shaving was entertaining. Not that shocking. 560 00:45:13,320 --> 00:45:16,760 David, you get 2 points, and 3 points to Mikkel. 561 00:45:16,880 --> 00:45:20,600 At the top, there are two things that are downright shocking. 562 00:45:20,720 --> 00:45:23,160 A doughnut falling from the sky - 563 00:45:23,280 --> 00:45:29,560 - and a colleague getting elegantly farted at in the face. 564 00:45:29,680 --> 00:45:33,080 So sick to lose to a fart. 565 00:45:33,200 --> 00:45:36,200 This is an award-winning TV programme. 566 00:45:36,320 --> 00:45:40,440 So the 5 points naturally go to Mette Søndergaard. 567 00:45:40,560 --> 00:45:42,520 Yes! 568 00:45:47,480 --> 00:45:49,600 Mark... 569 00:45:49,720 --> 00:45:54,120 Shouldn't we look at the task Mikkel guessed I hadn't written? 570 00:45:54,240 --> 00:45:56,200 We can certainly do that. 571 00:45:56,320 --> 00:46:00,240 Mikkel wasn't the only one who suspected the task. 572 00:46:00,360 --> 00:46:04,400 Which maybe makes sense, when you see this. 573 00:46:23,080 --> 00:46:26,200 It gives a feeling of power to sit behind the desk. 574 00:46:26,320 --> 00:46:29,000 It's a bit bombastic. 575 00:46:29,120 --> 00:46:31,040 David! David! David! 576 00:46:32,760 --> 00:46:35,400 - That was my intro. - It was cool. 577 00:46:35,520 --> 00:46:39,360 Right. It's really glued on well. 578 00:46:44,200 --> 00:46:47,080 - "Snore. Afterwards, do a..." - "...fart with your mouth." 579 00:46:47,200 --> 00:46:49,320 "And then whistle." 580 00:46:49,440 --> 00:46:52,880 "Repeat this sequence for one minute." 581 00:46:53,000 --> 00:46:55,440 "Most completed sequences wins." 582 00:46:55,560 --> 00:46:58,400 "Time starts the next time you snort." 583 00:46:58,520 --> 00:47:02,360 - Snore, fart, whistle. - Snore, fart, whistle? 584 00:47:02,480 --> 00:47:06,640 - I can do that. I'll go with that. - It's a joke. 585 00:47:09,680 --> 00:47:11,360 Ah! 586 00:47:11,480 --> 00:47:13,840 - Are you good at sounds? - Watch me. 587 00:47:13,960 --> 00:47:18,880 There's a huge risk of me falling asleep at the first snore. 588 00:47:22,240 --> 00:47:26,200 How literally are you taking the farting? 589 00:47:26,320 --> 00:47:28,200 You'll have to wait and see. 590 00:47:28,320 --> 00:47:31,600 I'm giving points for how many sequences - 591 00:47:31,720 --> 00:47:35,840 - of snore, fart, and whistle you manage to complete. 592 00:47:35,960 --> 00:47:40,520 There are no winners in this task. 593 00:47:40,640 --> 00:47:44,880 - Who should we watch first? - Let's just do it all together. 594 00:47:45,000 --> 00:47:47,400 Okay. 595 00:47:59,440 --> 00:48:00,960 Oh no! 596 00:48:01,080 --> 00:48:03,680 Everything's flickering before my eyes. 597 00:48:41,960 --> 00:48:45,520 - And time. - Wow. 598 00:48:45,640 --> 00:48:48,400 I didn't know you were so good at whistling. 599 00:48:48,520 --> 00:48:52,200 - Not many people do. - There's saliva everywhere. 600 00:48:54,680 --> 00:48:57,360 Is that a whistle or an exhalation? 601 00:48:57,480 --> 00:49:01,240 I'm not telling my son what I've been doing today. 602 00:49:01,360 --> 00:49:04,640 I'll say I've been sitting in the office a lot. 603 00:49:04,760 --> 00:49:06,240 Thanks. 604 00:49:06,360 --> 00:49:10,960 I'd really like to see some of the others do that. 605 00:49:16,920 --> 00:49:21,440 Yeah, this task seems silly on paper - 606 00:49:21,560 --> 00:49:24,840 - but it seems silly in reality. 607 00:49:24,960 --> 00:49:30,360 I was 100% sure that Ane had written the task - 608 00:49:30,480 --> 00:49:34,600 - so I would get it, so she could humiliate me. 609 00:49:34,720 --> 00:49:39,240 You manage to do that brilliantly yourself. You don't need me for that. 610 00:49:39,360 --> 00:49:42,840 So I ate a lot of fruit instead. 611 00:49:42,960 --> 00:49:47,560 Mark, do you have any results? Most sequences get the most points. 612 00:49:47,680 --> 00:49:50,680 There's 1 point for Mette for 15 sequences. 613 00:49:50,800 --> 00:49:55,040 Then there are 2 points for Lars for 17 completed sequences. 614 00:49:55,160 --> 00:49:58,600 3 points to David, 24 sequences. 615 00:49:58,720 --> 00:50:02,680 It's close at the top. Ane, you completed 29 sequences. 616 00:50:02,800 --> 00:50:07,760 But Mikkel, you found the whistle and completed 31 sequences. 617 00:50:10,320 --> 00:50:14,840 I take it back again. Genius task. 618 00:50:14,960 --> 00:50:17,160 Genius task. 619 00:50:18,960 --> 00:50:21,840 Now you suddenly like the task. 620 00:50:21,960 --> 00:50:27,840 I think we have a backlog, because David said earlier - 621 00:50:27,960 --> 00:50:32,040 - that when he functioned as my personal shopper/optician - 622 00:50:32,160 --> 00:50:37,800 - he was nervous that only David would have to solve the task. 623 00:50:37,920 --> 00:50:42,520 - The others haven't done that? - No, they certainly haven't. 624 00:50:44,120 --> 00:50:48,760 - But there is... - I think that's a little 'noia. 625 00:50:48,880 --> 00:50:54,840 Here comes David, or should I say Dopeman? 626 00:51:06,920 --> 00:51:10,200 - Can I press it? - You may... 627 00:51:12,560 --> 00:51:15,080 It's me! 628 00:51:18,720 --> 00:51:21,000 High spirits, got the goody. 629 00:51:21,120 --> 00:51:23,400 Happy when she shakes her booty. 630 00:51:23,520 --> 00:51:28,200 She's a baddy. Lights a stick, lights a fatty. 631 00:51:28,320 --> 00:51:33,320 Her booty makes me feel goody. Chewing gum, tutti frutti. 632 00:51:33,440 --> 00:51:36,000 She gave me pants, then gave me a bulge in them. 633 00:51:36,120 --> 00:51:39,200 When we have kids, she'll have the odd weeks. 634 00:51:39,320 --> 00:51:41,920 Shall we read the task? 635 00:51:45,720 --> 00:51:49,680 "Make a rap about yourself and the four other participants to this beat." 636 00:51:49,800 --> 00:51:55,040 Fuck, I'm good at this. I'll just write a rap about the others. 637 00:51:55,160 --> 00:51:58,480 Who is there, apart from me? 638 00:51:59,720 --> 00:52:03,480 Mikkel's mum had chlamydia. That's why he has discoloured hair. 639 00:52:03,600 --> 00:52:07,000 Lars doesn't have a lot of hair. Mette has piss-coloured thighs. 640 00:52:07,120 --> 00:52:09,200 Ane is ugly, I'm only 23 years old. 641 00:52:09,320 --> 00:52:14,120 You'll probably die soon, all the money I earn goes to the Debt Collection Agency. 642 00:52:14,240 --> 00:52:17,600 Your personality is ugly, can you control it yourselves? What? 643 00:52:17,720 --> 00:52:21,400 Can you control it yourselves? Told a joke, everyone laughed, because it was funny. 644 00:52:21,520 --> 00:52:26,320 Klint has red hair, fucking embarrassing. Camouflaged in a wildfire in the forest. 645 00:52:26,440 --> 00:52:28,680 Huge hands, but the dick is short. 646 00:52:28,800 --> 00:52:32,880 Ane is old and Lars is old and I don't know who Mette is. 647 00:52:33,000 --> 00:52:37,840 I'm so tall without a stool, that guy from 'Klovn' seems nauseating and gross. 648 00:52:37,960 --> 00:52:42,240 A family programme, but you can still say 'bitch'. 649 00:52:42,360 --> 00:52:46,560 - Did you like it, Mark? - That was really nice. 650 00:52:46,680 --> 00:52:48,480 Cool. 651 00:53:01,360 --> 00:53:05,600 - So, we're beefing now. - Should I rap back then? 652 00:53:05,720 --> 00:53:11,040 - You have 72 hours to respond to me. - I'll answer in writing. 653 00:53:11,160 --> 00:53:15,240 Just wait until you hear the song I've written about you. 654 00:53:15,360 --> 00:53:18,400 I also think you're stupid. 655 00:53:20,360 --> 00:53:24,480 Don't I get points for that masterpiece? 656 00:53:24,600 --> 00:53:28,920 - You get my recognition. - Oh, that sucks. 657 00:53:29,040 --> 00:53:32,360 There are no more solo or individual tasks. 658 00:53:32,480 --> 00:53:36,880 There are no more tricky tasks. There's nothing left - 659 00:53:37,000 --> 00:53:41,440 - but to decide the programme with a final task right now. 660 00:53:43,960 --> 00:53:49,280 Mark, which of the contestants should read the final task aloud? 661 00:53:51,400 --> 00:53:54,400 Ane, would you like to read it? 662 00:53:54,520 --> 00:53:58,800 I would love to. Thank you so much. Oh, how exciting. 663 00:53:59,880 --> 00:54:03,080 And I will do it with a positive mind. 664 00:54:03,200 --> 00:54:06,800 "Predict whether the objects will float or sink." 665 00:54:06,920 --> 00:54:12,760 "If you predict correctly, you get 1 point. Most points wins." 666 00:54:12,880 --> 00:54:16,360 I'll present five objects to you. 667 00:54:16,480 --> 00:54:20,400 Then you have to assess whether the object sinks or floats. 668 00:54:20,520 --> 00:54:25,480 There is 1 point for correct guesses. It is added to your total score. 669 00:54:25,600 --> 00:54:30,760 - Ooh! - Is there something with a bell pepper? 670 00:54:30,880 --> 00:54:35,600 Let's start with... a ping pong ball. 671 00:54:37,440 --> 00:54:40,720 You may submit your bids. Go ahead. 672 00:54:40,840 --> 00:54:43,240 Float, float, float, float, float. 673 00:54:43,360 --> 00:54:48,080 Let's see if the ping pong ball sinks or floats. 674 00:54:49,120 --> 00:54:50,480 No! 675 00:54:50,600 --> 00:54:53,200 Then it's not... 676 00:54:54,760 --> 00:54:58,040 What about that one? 677 00:54:58,160 --> 00:55:01,000 I'm pretty sure that's an egg. 678 00:55:01,120 --> 00:55:06,080 - No, an egg is what you five get. [zero] - Ow, ow, ow. 679 00:55:06,200 --> 00:55:08,520 It's getting hot! 680 00:55:08,640 --> 00:55:13,280 We move on to this glorious citrus fruit, the orange. 681 00:55:15,080 --> 00:55:18,480 Is that an orange or a coconut you've painted? 682 00:55:18,600 --> 00:55:22,080 It's getting all existential. Is it an orange? 683 00:55:22,200 --> 00:55:25,640 Relax five times, René Magritte. 684 00:55:28,160 --> 00:55:31,480 It's full of ping pong balls. 685 00:55:31,600 --> 00:55:35,240 No, it's not. Fuck off. 686 00:55:35,360 --> 00:55:39,480 Yes, Lasse! Yes! 687 00:55:40,160 --> 00:55:42,520 Yes, Lasse! 688 00:55:44,720 --> 00:55:49,360 - Hey! You're talking to a lady. - Finally, some balls. 689 00:55:49,480 --> 00:55:53,320 If you can't handle the heat, don't front the Taskmaster. 690 00:55:53,440 --> 00:55:56,800 Sit down. Sorry, Ane. 691 00:55:59,400 --> 00:56:03,200 When Lasse does that, I go all woo! 692 00:56:03,320 --> 00:56:08,640 Will it float or sink? Three, two, one, go. 693 00:56:08,760 --> 00:56:14,520 I'm getting float, float, float, sink from Mette, and float from Mikkel. 694 00:56:14,640 --> 00:56:17,200 Mark, go ahead. 695 00:56:19,880 --> 00:56:23,200 It sank a little at first. 696 00:56:24,600 --> 00:56:27,640 Next item. 697 00:56:27,760 --> 00:56:32,320 - Rubber duck. - It could have been tampered with. 698 00:56:32,440 --> 00:56:35,880 A rubber duck. What do our five contestants say? 699 00:56:36,000 --> 00:56:39,040 Three, two, one. 700 00:56:39,160 --> 00:56:43,000 Sink, float, float, float, float. 701 00:56:45,120 --> 00:56:48,960 - It's full of all sorts of crap. - Sand, maybe. 702 00:56:49,080 --> 00:56:50,960 - Goodbye. - No! 703 00:56:51,720 --> 00:56:53,720 No! 704 00:56:56,960 --> 00:57:00,840 Next item. Mark, you choose. 705 00:57:00,960 --> 00:57:05,320 Now we're working with this little citrus fruit, also called a lime. 706 00:57:11,920 --> 00:57:17,120 Will it float or sink? Place your bets. Three, two, one, go. 707 00:57:17,240 --> 00:57:20,200 Float, float, float, float, float. 708 00:57:25,400 --> 00:57:27,160 No! 709 00:57:27,280 --> 00:57:29,920 No! Well... 710 00:57:33,400 --> 00:57:37,040 Why am I so bad at gravity? 711 00:57:37,160 --> 00:57:40,280 Or density. 712 00:57:44,920 --> 00:57:48,120 That's such a nerdy joke. 713 00:57:50,320 --> 00:57:54,680 Mark, we have a single thing left. What is it? 714 00:57:54,800 --> 00:57:58,480 I give you... the Titanic. 715 00:57:59,840 --> 00:58:02,840 Too soon. 716 00:58:02,960 --> 00:58:07,360 Sink or float? Lars is ready. The rest of you? 717 00:58:07,480 --> 00:58:11,200 I'm getting float, float, float, sink, float. 718 00:58:12,960 --> 00:58:14,360 No. 719 00:58:17,120 --> 00:58:19,120 Jack! 720 00:58:21,880 --> 00:58:26,040 Nobody said it was going to be a pleasant trip. 721 00:58:26,160 --> 00:58:29,800 It's been a bit up and down here in the final round. 722 00:58:29,920 --> 00:58:35,120 When we add the points the contestants earned here to their totals - 723 00:58:35,240 --> 00:58:41,240 - who will leave here with Diddl stationery, a fortune in coins - 724 00:58:41,360 --> 00:58:45,520 - and a tooth Ane doesn't want to own? 725 00:58:46,760 --> 00:58:49,760 Ane, you really don't want to win the tooth again. 726 00:58:49,880 --> 00:58:54,360 No. It would be nice if someone else got it. 727 00:58:54,480 --> 00:58:58,640 There's good news. With a single point, today's winner is Mikkel. 728 00:58:58,760 --> 00:59:01,440 I've won something! 729 00:59:15,880 --> 00:59:19,640 If you've just tuned in, you've missed it all. 730 00:59:19,760 --> 00:59:23,400 It will all be decided with the season finale in a week. 731 00:59:23,520 --> 00:59:25,600 Thank you for tonight. 732 00:59:26,000 --> 00:59:28,700 Original Danish subtitles: Karl Wagner (Dansk Video Tekst) 733 00:59:29,480 --> 00:59:32,480 Proofreading and adjustments: Chaya Friis and u/Taskmastermaster