1 00:00:02,480 --> 00:00:04,080 No! 2 00:00:06,360 --> 00:00:08,600 A very strange pirate. 3 00:00:10,880 --> 00:00:13,360 - Are you okay, Poul? - You're fired! 4 00:00:15,840 --> 00:00:19,160 - Remember to follow your dreams. - Hi, 3C. 5 00:00:22,920 --> 00:00:25,000 Stop! 6 00:00:25,120 --> 00:00:27,720 What have I done? 7 00:00:39,240 --> 00:00:42,520 Welcome to Stormester. 8 00:00:42,640 --> 00:00:45,800 Tonight is the night when it all gets decided. 9 00:00:45,920 --> 00:00:49,840 Tonight, our five contestants will be branded for life. 10 00:00:49,960 --> 00:00:53,840 But only one of them will win the coveted favour - 11 00:00:53,960 --> 00:00:59,160 - and in less than an hour can raise their clenched fists in victory. 12 00:00:59,280 --> 00:01:03,800 It will be one of these people. Maybe Ane Høgsberg. 13 00:01:05,960 --> 00:01:09,440 David Minerba. 14 00:01:09,560 --> 00:01:13,360 Mette Søndergaard. 15 00:01:13,480 --> 00:01:17,360 Or Mikkel Klint Thorius. 16 00:01:24,760 --> 00:01:30,680 I'd like to start by quoting soul singer Gabrielle: 17 00:01:30,800 --> 00:01:34,000 "Dreams do come true." 18 00:01:34,120 --> 00:01:36,240 Because last night I dreamt - 19 00:01:36,360 --> 00:01:41,440 - that I would be sitting next to you, Mark. What the fuck is going on? 20 00:01:45,160 --> 00:01:48,920 - Are you thinking about this? - Yes, you're wearing sunglasses. 21 00:01:49,040 --> 00:01:53,960 These aren't just sunglasses. These are my finale glasses. 22 00:01:54,080 --> 00:01:59,400 I'm only going to say this once, Mark. Would you please take those glasses off? 23 00:01:59,520 --> 00:02:02,520 I can easily do that. 24 00:02:07,840 --> 00:02:11,200 Damn, they're cool! 25 00:02:11,320 --> 00:02:12,960 I know. 26 00:02:13,080 --> 00:02:18,920 I'm a little bitter because last time I was so close to choosing that frame. 27 00:02:20,200 --> 00:02:21,880 Aww. 28 00:02:37,120 --> 00:02:41,960 I love this show, because it's not at all silly. 29 00:02:42,080 --> 00:02:48,080 Tonight, none of our five contestants need to donate a prize. 30 00:02:48,200 --> 00:02:51,560 Because tonight there is only the ultimate prize: 31 00:02:51,680 --> 00:02:57,200 My fleshy face in pure polystyrene and gold paint. 32 00:02:57,320 --> 00:03:00,000 Including glasses. 33 00:03:03,080 --> 00:03:08,240 The overall standings, Mark. Who's looking like they might be hoping - 34 00:03:08,360 --> 00:03:11,360 - for a new shelf decoration for the home? 35 00:03:11,480 --> 00:03:15,960 Right now, here in the final programme, it's close. 36 00:03:16,080 --> 00:03:20,240 - But Ane, you're in the lead. - No...! 37 00:03:21,280 --> 00:03:23,560 Genuinely surprised. 38 00:03:25,160 --> 00:03:27,560 But Mark le Fêvre... 39 00:03:27,680 --> 00:03:32,280 What task should we kick off the final programme with? 40 00:03:32,400 --> 00:03:34,920 When we design these tasks - 41 00:03:35,040 --> 00:03:39,600 - we like to have something where you... are entertained. 42 00:03:39,720 --> 00:03:44,960 But you also want to learn something. So now we're going to be entertained - 43 00:03:45,080 --> 00:03:49,760 - but we're also going to learn, what the hell soup pasta actually is. 44 00:03:49,880 --> 00:03:54,080 - Oh no. - Oh no! 45 00:04:08,400 --> 00:04:11,040 - Hi, Lars. - Hi, Mark. 46 00:04:11,160 --> 00:04:14,160 Okay, so it's about viking horns. 47 00:04:14,280 --> 00:04:17,560 Hello! Jim Lyngvild, are you down there? [Danish designer and photographer] 48 00:04:17,680 --> 00:04:21,480 - How cool is that. - Macaroni? Isn't it? 49 00:04:21,600 --> 00:04:24,200 Soup pasta and a real horn. 50 00:04:24,320 --> 00:04:28,560 - From a little puppy? - Now I'm going to read the task. 51 00:04:28,680 --> 00:04:31,720 "Place soup pasta in the horn." 52 00:04:31,840 --> 00:04:35,800 Okay, this is soup pasta. I thought this was soup pasta. 53 00:04:35,920 --> 00:04:39,440 "The most correctly counted soup pasta in the horn wins." 54 00:04:39,560 --> 00:04:42,560 Is it called soup pasta? Ugh, I can't be bothered. 55 00:04:42,680 --> 00:04:44,600 "You have 30 seconds." 56 00:04:44,720 --> 00:04:48,800 "Your 30 seconds will be restarted, each time you correctly make..." 57 00:04:48,920 --> 00:04:54,240 - "...and solve a new multiplication problem." - I don't understand what I'm supposed to do. 58 00:04:54,360 --> 00:04:58,480 - "Your time starts... now." - No! 59 00:05:00,120 --> 00:05:02,840 Do you know I'm dyscalculic? 60 00:05:06,160 --> 00:05:11,360 This is a lousy task to go to war with if you're dyscalculic. 61 00:05:11,480 --> 00:05:16,880 Because you have to both count soup pasta and keep track of time. 62 00:05:17,000 --> 00:05:20,360 But you shouldn't be too rigid either. 63 00:05:20,480 --> 00:05:22,960 Because what do we mean when we say - 64 00:05:23,080 --> 00:05:27,320 - that the most correctly counted soup pasta in the horn wins? 65 00:05:27,440 --> 00:05:29,840 I'd like to know that too. 66 00:05:29,960 --> 00:05:35,200 Then we mean that it's the most correctly counted soup pasta in the horn that wins. 67 00:05:35,320 --> 00:05:38,000 It's not the one who places the most - 68 00:05:38,120 --> 00:05:42,800 - but the one who has counted completely correctly. 69 00:05:42,920 --> 00:05:45,880 Incredibly easy task. 70 00:05:46,000 --> 00:05:50,160 I think I've done this task wrong. 71 00:05:52,560 --> 00:05:54,760 Incredibly easy task. 72 00:05:54,880 --> 00:05:59,840 You can put one piece of soup pasta in the horn and be sure of points. 73 00:05:59,960 --> 00:06:03,840 - What do you want to ask? - I understand. 74 00:06:05,760 --> 00:06:09,280 But you would get on the board with that tactic. 75 00:06:09,400 --> 00:06:13,400 The stupidest thing you could do... 76 00:06:15,760 --> 00:06:21,600 ...would be to just carelessly take the soup pasta and chuck it in. 77 00:06:21,720 --> 00:06:26,920 - No-one has done that. - No, they're intelligent people. 78 00:06:27,920 --> 00:06:32,600 Unless the task was a bit boring, and you wanted to challenge yourself. 79 00:06:32,720 --> 00:06:36,280 Funny you should say that, Mette, because we're going to see you and Ane. 80 00:06:36,400 --> 00:06:41,000 What's 7 x 17? 119. 2 x 2 is 4. 81 00:06:41,120 --> 00:06:44,560 I don't understand what that means. 1 x 1 is 2. 82 00:06:44,680 --> 00:06:46,440 No, Mark. 83 00:06:46,560 --> 00:06:48,720 5 x 5 is 25. 84 00:06:48,840 --> 00:06:52,440 Mark, I... Mark, Mark, Mark, Mark. 85 00:06:52,560 --> 00:06:56,880 - I won't panic. - How far have you gotten? 86 00:06:57,000 --> 00:06:58,880 7 x 10 is 70. 87 00:06:59,000 --> 00:07:03,080 What did I say? 2 x 8 is 16. Did you know that? 88 00:07:03,200 --> 00:07:07,480 I'm just saying a number now. 4 x 10 is 40. 89 00:07:07,600 --> 00:07:12,000 - We can stand here forever. - Because you've mastered your tables? 90 00:07:12,120 --> 00:07:14,680 I can keep multiplying things by two. 91 00:07:14,800 --> 00:07:18,360 2 x 18 is then 36. 92 00:07:18,480 --> 00:07:22,680 Did you know that 128 x 2 is 256? 93 00:07:27,120 --> 00:07:33,440 2 x 80 is then 190. 94 00:07:33,560 --> 00:07:38,840 - How's the counting going? - There are 256. Circus. 95 00:07:38,960 --> 00:07:41,480 - 8... - Time's up. 96 00:07:41,600 --> 00:07:44,640 How many soup pastas have you put in the horn? 97 00:07:44,760 --> 00:07:49,040 - I have no idea. - "Most correctly counted soup pasta..." 98 00:07:49,160 --> 00:07:52,320 No, that's simply a lie. 99 00:07:52,440 --> 00:07:54,720 I need a number. 100 00:07:54,840 --> 00:07:57,280 What can save you now is - 101 00:07:57,400 --> 00:08:02,320 - if you guess exactly right, how many you've put in. 102 00:08:02,440 --> 00:08:07,360 - There are 212 pieces of soup pasta. - I'll start counting. 103 00:08:07,480 --> 00:08:10,040 1,445. 104 00:08:10,160 --> 00:08:13,520 - Enjoy. - Happy working. 105 00:08:14,800 --> 00:08:17,080 Excuse me. 106 00:08:19,040 --> 00:08:21,920 You and I, Mette. 107 00:08:23,040 --> 00:08:27,800 Yeah... What the hell are you doing? 108 00:08:28,680 --> 00:08:33,440 I got carried away, showing off my mental arithmetic skills - 109 00:08:33,560 --> 00:08:36,160 - and completely forgot the task. 110 00:08:36,280 --> 00:08:40,280 I can't remember it at all. I've erased it from my memory. 111 00:08:40,400 --> 00:08:45,240 I can understand that. Because we need to get some results. 112 00:08:45,360 --> 00:08:50,480 Was there any participant who, through a miraculous stroke of luck, hit it exactly? 113 00:08:50,600 --> 00:08:52,680 No. 114 00:08:52,800 --> 00:08:56,960 And were they close? No. 115 00:08:57,080 --> 00:09:02,400 - Do you have anyone who did better? - I actually only have that. 116 00:09:02,520 --> 00:09:05,960 Well, it's true. 117 00:09:06,080 --> 00:09:09,000 We can start with Mikkel and David. 118 00:09:10,320 --> 00:09:12,360 Okay. 119 00:09:12,480 --> 00:09:15,480 1, 2, 3, 4. 120 00:09:15,600 --> 00:09:17,760 2 x 2 equals 4. 121 00:09:17,880 --> 00:09:20,920 1... No, damn it. 5, 6... 122 00:09:21,040 --> 00:09:23,920 5... 12... 123 00:09:24,040 --> 00:09:26,600 1 x 1 is 1. 124 00:09:31,880 --> 00:09:33,960 Fuck. 125 00:09:34,080 --> 00:09:35,400 14. 126 00:09:35,520 --> 00:09:41,040 2 x 14 equals 28. 127 00:09:41,160 --> 00:09:44,000 I've taken advanced level maths. 128 00:09:44,120 --> 00:09:48,760 Now we're doing something else. 18, 20. There are 20 here. 129 00:09:48,880 --> 00:09:54,200 It's an insanely easy task. 2 x 40 equals 80, bitch! 130 00:09:54,320 --> 00:09:57,880 Now I've found a system, but we'll be here all day. 131 00:09:58,000 --> 00:10:00,680 2 x 45 is 90! 132 00:10:02,400 --> 00:10:06,160 - What's your favourite pasta? - Shh! 133 00:10:06,280 --> 00:10:09,320 You're trying to sabotage my game, Mark. 134 00:10:09,440 --> 00:10:12,680 How many are there? 1, 2... 8. 135 00:10:12,800 --> 00:10:19,160 8 x 20 is... 160. 136 00:10:20,960 --> 00:10:22,920 Oh yeah. 137 00:10:23,040 --> 00:10:25,040 130. 138 00:10:25,160 --> 00:10:28,040 2 x 65 is 130. 139 00:10:28,160 --> 00:10:31,080 There was one second. 140 00:10:31,200 --> 00:10:35,000 Easy. 131... 141 00:10:35,120 --> 00:10:39,000 - You don't like fusilli at all? - No. Crappy pasta. 142 00:10:39,120 --> 00:10:41,440 I also like futteccini. 143 00:10:41,560 --> 00:10:45,000 - Or fettuccine. - Time's up. 144 00:10:45,120 --> 00:10:48,120 - And time's up. - Damn it! 145 00:10:49,640 --> 00:10:52,920 - How many were there? - 160. 146 00:10:53,040 --> 00:10:56,080 - 149. - I'm counting again. 147 00:10:56,200 --> 00:10:58,080 There are 149. 148 00:10:58,200 --> 00:11:03,400 I would have gotten further if you hadn't asked pasta questions. 149 00:11:03,520 --> 00:11:06,160 That's right. I won. 150 00:11:09,560 --> 00:11:11,960 That's cheating. 151 00:11:12,080 --> 00:11:16,600 I can't calculate, count, and talk about pasta at the same time. 152 00:11:16,720 --> 00:11:19,920 If you start talking about food with me - 153 00:11:20,040 --> 00:11:23,840 - then that's the top priority. 154 00:11:23,960 --> 00:11:28,120 It's also rough to edit you together with David, who's half Italian - 155 00:11:28,240 --> 00:11:31,760 - while you're trying to pronounce fettuccine. 156 00:11:31,880 --> 00:11:35,120 I'm pretty sure that was racist. 157 00:11:35,240 --> 00:11:37,720 Mega-racist, actually. 158 00:11:37,840 --> 00:11:41,760 Where's the camera? Insanely racist. 159 00:11:41,880 --> 00:11:46,040 - How do you pronounce it? - Fettuccine. 160 00:11:51,280 --> 00:11:55,640 Mark, you have to count accurately. Did they do that? 161 00:11:55,760 --> 00:12:00,400 Yeah... that's the thing, that's the question right there. 162 00:12:01,960 --> 00:12:04,840 We went through all the emotions there. 163 00:12:04,960 --> 00:12:09,360 Because it would suck if you miscounted a single piece of soup pasta. 164 00:12:09,480 --> 00:12:14,120 - That sucks for you, Mikkel. - You could have done that. 165 00:12:14,240 --> 00:12:17,560 But you didn't. You nailed it perfectly. 166 00:12:18,880 --> 00:12:21,800 - Yes! - That's great. 167 00:12:21,920 --> 00:12:25,840 - We're missing Lars Hjortshøj. - You shouldn't be fooled. 168 00:12:25,960 --> 00:12:30,640 Behind the glass in those glasses - 169 00:12:30,760 --> 00:12:33,320 - hides a hawk-eye. 170 00:12:33,440 --> 00:12:36,480 And it's not entirely stupid to have - 171 00:12:36,600 --> 00:12:41,080 - when you need to spot all the clues we've placed in the house. 172 00:12:41,200 --> 00:12:43,880 It's a real horn. 173 00:12:45,160 --> 00:12:47,440 There are runes on it. 174 00:12:47,560 --> 00:12:52,560 - Could I just grab the book of runes? - I would recommend that. 175 00:12:59,920 --> 00:13:02,200 Right then. 176 00:13:05,600 --> 00:13:08,000 We start with the word 'two'. 177 00:13:08,120 --> 00:13:13,480 Seven, seven, eight. Yep. 178 00:13:15,040 --> 00:13:21,560 I've fashioned a perfect funnel, but with a smaller hole. 179 00:13:22,640 --> 00:13:27,160 - Can you see it, Mark? - Yeah, that's pretty clever. 180 00:13:27,280 --> 00:13:29,160 Here you go, Mark. 181 00:13:29,280 --> 00:13:33,280 - How many did you count? - 2,778. 182 00:13:33,400 --> 00:13:37,720 - And the task is complete. - Thanks for today. Bye. 183 00:13:47,880 --> 00:13:51,600 That's terribly unfair. He studied runes in elementary school. 184 00:13:51,720 --> 00:13:56,800 How brilliant did you feel when you thought of the rune book? 185 00:13:56,920 --> 00:14:03,160 I've had some colossal falls before from brilliance to humiliation. 186 00:14:03,280 --> 00:14:06,480 So I'm just sitting here waiting for it again. 187 00:14:06,600 --> 00:14:09,880 Sharp eye. 188 00:14:10,000 --> 00:14:15,840 Because there were 2,778 pieces of soup pasta to work with. 189 00:14:18,640 --> 00:14:24,720 - Yes! But, but, but... - Then I got to try it. 190 00:14:24,840 --> 00:14:29,000 But what is it... I'm completely anxious... 191 00:14:33,160 --> 00:14:38,800 What if the hawk-eye had overlooked a single piece of soup pasta? 192 00:14:38,920 --> 00:14:41,080 Yes! 193 00:15:03,960 --> 00:15:05,680 Shit. 194 00:15:22,800 --> 00:15:24,720 Are you okay, Lars? 195 00:15:24,840 --> 00:15:30,360 If you've ever wondered what a hug looks like when it's not reciprocated... 196 00:15:33,880 --> 00:15:37,840 - That was a dumb one, Lars. - Lars... 197 00:15:37,960 --> 00:15:44,800 - I hope you're taking this well. - Of course, I am. 198 00:15:44,920 --> 00:15:50,360 I'm finding it hard to judge because I don't dare look directly at you. 199 00:15:50,480 --> 00:15:56,120 The fact is, I've shot a tiny bit off target. 200 00:15:56,240 --> 00:16:01,320 And that's something I've gotten very far with in life. 201 00:16:01,440 --> 00:16:03,800 Mark, do you have any results? 202 00:16:03,920 --> 00:16:09,840 There are zero points for Ane, Mette, and Lars. 203 00:16:09,960 --> 00:16:15,080 Then there are 4 points for David, and 5 points for Mikkel Klint Thorius. 204 00:16:18,960 --> 00:16:24,720 Mark, I'm a proud father. When things get tense at home - 205 00:16:24,840 --> 00:16:29,720 - it's a good solution to say: "Why don't we go play in the garden?" 206 00:16:29,840 --> 00:16:32,960 We're doing that now. This is the sixth house - 207 00:16:33,080 --> 00:16:37,320 - of your own personal, completely genuine houses. 208 00:16:37,440 --> 00:16:41,680 But this one has got to have the nicest back garden. 209 00:17:07,760 --> 00:17:09,320 Nice guy! 210 00:17:10,960 --> 00:17:14,800 Hi, Mette. Welcome to the green. 211 00:17:14,920 --> 00:17:16,880 It's a wild place. 212 00:17:17,000 --> 00:17:19,360 - Are you good at golf? - No, hell no. 213 00:17:19,480 --> 00:17:25,720 - You don't have a golfing dream? - No, I have bad hand-eye coordination. 214 00:17:25,840 --> 00:17:30,040 - There's a lot of stuff here. - Listen, Mark. 215 00:17:30,160 --> 00:17:34,120 That's what I sounded like when I smoked cigarettes. 216 00:17:34,240 --> 00:17:37,160 Those are some pretty crazy rubber boots. 217 00:17:37,280 --> 00:17:40,440 - For fuck's sake! - Shall we do it? 218 00:17:40,560 --> 00:17:42,520 Okay. 219 00:17:45,520 --> 00:17:49,080 - "Get the ball in the hole." - "Nothing must touch the ball." 220 00:17:49,200 --> 00:17:52,680 "You may only use one wind instrument at a time." 221 00:17:52,800 --> 00:17:57,880 - "If you want to switch..." - "...you must snap your fingers exactly 100 times." 222 00:17:58,000 --> 00:18:00,120 That's a hell of a lot. 223 00:18:00,240 --> 00:18:05,640 - "If you use the leaf-blower..." - "...you must wear the boot while doing so." 224 00:18:05,760 --> 00:18:07,880 "Fastest wins." - "Your time starts now." 225 00:18:08,000 --> 00:18:11,240 - Where's the hole? - By the little red flag. 226 00:18:13,160 --> 00:18:16,120 - There's a red flag. - That one? 227 00:18:22,080 --> 00:18:24,960 What's going on here, Mark? 228 00:18:25,080 --> 00:18:30,440 We're playing golf, but our way. We have to get the ball in the hole. 229 00:18:30,560 --> 00:18:34,480 But instead, the fastest wins, not the fewest strokes. 230 00:18:34,600 --> 00:18:37,040 They're also not allowed to touch the ball. 231 00:18:37,160 --> 00:18:41,800 I don't think I've ever seen Tiger Woods snap his fingers 100 times. 232 00:18:41,920 --> 00:18:46,120 But otherwise, it's golf. And here come Mikkel and Mette. 233 00:18:47,920 --> 00:18:51,400 Fuck. Shut up, this is a long way to that flag. 234 00:18:51,520 --> 00:18:54,200 - No problem. - You're choosing the boot? 235 00:18:55,800 --> 00:18:58,000 It works! 236 00:19:02,160 --> 00:19:05,080 It's a long way to that little damn flag. 237 00:19:06,400 --> 00:19:08,040 Yeah, yeah! 238 00:19:09,600 --> 00:19:12,160 Woohoo! 239 00:19:12,280 --> 00:19:14,840 Damn, this is going fast, man! 240 00:19:15,920 --> 00:19:17,360 So... 241 00:19:17,480 --> 00:19:20,040 That was close to hitting! 242 00:19:20,160 --> 00:19:22,480 Now something's happening. 243 00:19:23,960 --> 00:19:26,520 What's up, Mikkel? 244 00:19:26,640 --> 00:19:30,080 There's no damn hole there, you... 245 00:19:31,400 --> 00:19:34,720 - What is this? - Isn't that the right flag? 246 00:19:34,840 --> 00:19:38,360 No, that's not it. Where are you going, Mikkel? 247 00:19:38,480 --> 00:19:41,640 You're trying to cheat me! 248 00:19:43,560 --> 00:19:46,880 Damn it! I was so sure! 249 00:19:47,000 --> 00:19:50,320 - It's over by you. - On the green? 250 00:19:50,440 --> 00:19:55,480 - You usually putt on the green. - How incredibly annoying. 251 00:20:02,040 --> 00:20:03,920 Oh! 252 00:20:17,120 --> 00:20:19,400 What the fuck is this? 253 00:20:19,520 --> 00:20:21,960 - It's a fake hole. - Again? 254 00:20:23,320 --> 00:20:27,000 Then you really need to... 255 00:20:27,120 --> 00:20:32,800 - Was that hole there before? - Yeah. I was probably standing in front of it. 256 00:20:36,280 --> 00:20:39,240 Now you just have to stay calm. 257 00:20:49,520 --> 00:20:51,400 Hey! 258 00:21:01,320 --> 00:21:06,440 - Mikkel, you're onto something. - Yeah, I'm smart like that. 259 00:21:06,560 --> 00:21:10,680 And returning to the green, where you typically find golf holes. 260 00:21:10,800 --> 00:21:13,640 What are you looking at here? 261 00:21:16,760 --> 00:21:20,520 That's an insanely good question. 262 00:21:20,640 --> 00:21:25,680 It immediately looks like I'm looking straight into the hole. 263 00:21:25,800 --> 00:21:29,680 You're hole-blind. You can't see holes. 264 00:21:29,800 --> 00:21:33,240 My girlfriend says that too. 265 00:21:38,120 --> 00:21:41,800 Mark, I need to remember to ask you: Can I get some times? 266 00:21:41,920 --> 00:21:44,760 I've written down some answers for you. 267 00:21:44,880 --> 00:21:48,760 Mette used a total of 5 minutes and 23 seconds. 268 00:21:48,880 --> 00:21:52,600 Mikkel actually only used 3 minutes... 269 00:21:52,720 --> 00:21:57,760 ...after he'd found the right hole. That took him 7 minutes. 270 00:21:57,880 --> 00:22:02,520 So his total time is 9 minutes and 58 seconds. 271 00:22:02,640 --> 00:22:08,600 That boot isn't the ugliest shoe Mette has worn this season. 272 00:22:08,720 --> 00:22:10,760 Who's next? 273 00:22:10,880 --> 00:22:14,320 Now we've seen how effective the leaf-blower can be. 274 00:22:14,440 --> 00:22:19,320 Let's see how ineffective the other things were. Ane and David. 275 00:22:19,440 --> 00:22:22,560 I choose this one. 276 00:22:22,680 --> 00:22:25,080 I'll go with the bellows. 277 00:22:35,600 --> 00:22:37,800 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7... 278 00:22:39,800 --> 00:22:41,760 ...3, 4, 5, 6... 279 00:22:42,760 --> 00:22:46,400 100. Now let's try this one, Mark. 280 00:22:48,320 --> 00:22:51,360 Brilliant, Mark! 281 00:22:51,480 --> 00:22:53,360 1, 2, 3, 4... 282 00:22:53,480 --> 00:22:55,000 ...71, 72... 283 00:22:55,120 --> 00:22:58,040 Will you give me a sign when you get dizzy? 284 00:22:58,160 --> 00:23:00,880 I promise. 285 00:23:01,000 --> 00:23:03,920 And 100. What do you choose now? 286 00:23:04,040 --> 00:23:07,160 Mark! There's a little red flag there! 287 00:23:07,280 --> 00:23:11,360 Mark, is that the fucking hole over there? 288 00:23:11,480 --> 00:23:14,840 The little hole you've been standing in front of the whole time? 289 00:23:16,440 --> 00:23:17,920 Fuck! 290 00:23:31,760 --> 00:23:35,680 Now something's happening! Now we're on the green. 291 00:23:36,440 --> 00:23:38,160 Wow! 292 00:23:39,960 --> 00:23:42,160 Oh, for fuck's sake! 293 00:23:44,320 --> 00:23:46,840 Why is there a child lock on it? 294 00:23:49,160 --> 00:23:50,800 No! 295 00:23:50,920 --> 00:23:54,800 - Are you good at putting? - Yes, I would say so. 296 00:24:04,120 --> 00:24:06,000 Yes! 297 00:24:07,760 --> 00:24:11,720 - How do you think it went? - Pretty fucking good. 298 00:24:16,800 --> 00:24:21,920 That's pure Høgsberg stubbornness at play - 299 00:24:22,040 --> 00:24:26,320 - as you hold onto the water hose, because it went pretty damn slow. 300 00:24:26,440 --> 00:24:29,400 I had the impression that it didn't. 301 00:24:29,520 --> 00:24:34,760 When you play it at half speed, it looks like it's going a bit slow. 302 00:24:34,880 --> 00:24:39,200 But out there, Mark's hair was flapping, that's how fast it was going. 303 00:24:39,320 --> 00:24:41,200 How fast was it going? 304 00:24:41,320 --> 00:24:45,040 After two and a half minutes, you both discovered the right hole. 305 00:24:45,160 --> 00:24:47,960 Then we're into a hare and the tortoise - 306 00:24:48,080 --> 00:24:50,920 - where the hare is David with a leaf-blower. 307 00:24:51,040 --> 00:24:56,120 The tortoise is then Ane with a garden hose and smoker's lungs. 308 00:24:56,240 --> 00:25:00,360 And the tortoise managed it in 8 minutes. 309 00:25:00,480 --> 00:25:02,240 Yeah? 310 00:25:02,360 --> 00:25:08,680 The hare wins, because David used 5 minutes and 29 seconds. 311 00:25:14,280 --> 00:25:16,160 That's fast. 312 00:25:16,280 --> 00:25:20,520 But six seconds slower than Mette, who has the best time. 313 00:25:20,640 --> 00:25:23,080 Yes, man! 314 00:25:24,880 --> 00:25:29,640 Lars Hjortshøj, you're making me feel like a 17-year-old boy - 315 00:25:29,760 --> 00:25:32,520 - who's moved into a halfway house - 316 00:25:32,640 --> 00:25:36,920 - and been called in for a chat with a counselor. 317 00:25:37,040 --> 00:25:41,040 If you're sitting there thinking, "It's nice to watch Stormester" - 318 00:25:41,160 --> 00:25:47,040 - you'll have plenty of time to make a stew while I solve this task. 319 00:25:48,480 --> 00:25:50,440 Okay. 320 00:25:50,560 --> 00:25:54,320 Get the boeuf bourguignon going. Here comes Lars. 321 00:25:54,920 --> 00:25:58,240 I choose to use the leaf-blower. 322 00:26:06,200 --> 00:26:10,440 If I ever have a foot amputated - 323 00:26:10,560 --> 00:26:15,520 - I'd like it replaced with a leaf-blower. 324 00:26:24,680 --> 00:26:29,440 There's no hole here. Maybe it's over by the next one. 325 00:26:34,400 --> 00:26:37,520 It's been a little over four minutes. 326 00:26:37,640 --> 00:26:40,480 It feels much longer to me. 327 00:26:53,840 --> 00:26:58,160 - Were you standing on top of the hole up there? - I was standing in front of it. 328 00:26:58,280 --> 00:27:01,640 - Of course. - I have to stand somewhere. 329 00:27:07,920 --> 00:27:12,640 - Oh, this is bad timing. - Yeah, it sucks. Okay. 330 00:27:15,720 --> 00:27:17,480 71, 72, 73... 331 00:27:17,600 --> 00:27:20,360 99 and 100. 332 00:27:20,480 --> 00:27:25,680 Nice. We should get a shrimp sandwich and a draft beer afterwards. 333 00:27:25,800 --> 00:27:30,160 The restaurant won't still be open by the time I'm done with this. 334 00:27:33,720 --> 00:27:35,280 No... 335 00:27:43,880 --> 00:27:46,240 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10. 336 00:27:46,360 --> 00:27:48,600 98, 99, 100. 337 00:27:49,520 --> 00:27:52,280 Are we sure it's dead? 338 00:28:00,200 --> 00:28:02,240 And we're golfing. 339 00:28:05,240 --> 00:28:08,360 Yeah. You know what? 340 00:28:08,480 --> 00:28:12,880 I'm gonna go put my shoes on, and I'll see you later. 341 00:28:13,840 --> 00:28:18,400 Otherwise, the garden hose isn't such a bad choice. 342 00:28:21,560 --> 00:28:24,440 - Bye, bye. - Bye, Lars. 343 00:28:30,600 --> 00:28:34,160 - The last one has to come forward. - Sure and thanks. 344 00:28:43,760 --> 00:28:47,520 We had chosen a fine 80-par hole for you. 345 00:28:47,640 --> 00:28:49,560 Yes, you certainly did. 346 00:28:49,680 --> 00:28:53,800 And a leaf-blower that probably should have been charged. 347 00:28:53,920 --> 00:28:58,600 Yes, it probably should have. What was going on with that leaf-blower, Mark? 348 00:28:58,720 --> 00:29:00,600 Sorry, what? 349 00:29:00,720 --> 00:29:05,440 - What was going on with the leaf-blower? - Well... 350 00:29:06,760 --> 00:29:10,680 I might just have forgotten to charge it. 351 00:29:10,800 --> 00:29:14,880 The user manual was written in runes. 352 00:29:24,400 --> 00:29:28,880 So, as compensation, out of goodwill - 353 00:29:29,000 --> 00:29:33,520 - I'd like to give you 1 point, if you'll accept it. 354 00:29:34,640 --> 00:29:37,280 No. I won't. 355 00:29:37,400 --> 00:29:40,000 Because I think... 356 00:29:47,440 --> 00:29:51,840 - I think Mark deserves it. - Do I get a point? 357 00:29:51,960 --> 00:29:55,720 No, you don't. 358 00:29:55,840 --> 00:30:01,400 Lars, I had anticipated that you would decline 1 point. 359 00:30:01,520 --> 00:30:04,600 So I've noted: 360 00:30:04,720 --> 00:30:09,040 "If Lars won't accept 1 point out of goodwill, then he gets 2." 361 00:30:09,160 --> 00:30:11,920 Mark, would you like to distribute some points? 362 00:30:12,040 --> 00:30:16,080 Then that's 2 points to Lars, 2 points to Mikkel - 363 00:30:16,200 --> 00:30:22,800 - 3 to Ane, 4 to David, and Mette... 5 points. 364 00:30:23,800 --> 00:30:25,400 Yes! 365 00:30:25,520 --> 00:30:28,000 Finally, something's happening. 366 00:30:28,120 --> 00:30:30,960 We're out in some wide-open space. 367 00:30:31,080 --> 00:30:35,160 And I like the scale. Let's just stick with that level. 368 00:30:35,280 --> 00:30:39,640 We're going straight from some small, sort of dumb flags - 369 00:30:39,760 --> 00:30:43,680 - to some big ones, where I'm in no way - 370 00:30:43,800 --> 00:30:47,880 - nervous about the geopolitical consequences of the task. 371 00:31:02,400 --> 00:31:05,080 - Hi. - It's my turn. 372 00:31:05,200 --> 00:31:08,000 Oh, for fuck's sake. Are we playing poker? 373 00:31:08,120 --> 00:31:10,520 We're playing blackjack then. 374 00:31:10,640 --> 00:31:15,440 - Are you happy with that? - I don't know how to play. 375 00:31:15,560 --> 00:31:19,640 - "Draw a card..." - "...and build a large version..." 376 00:31:19,760 --> 00:31:23,200 "...of the country's flag that's written on the card." 377 00:31:23,320 --> 00:31:27,520 "The best and most accurate large flag wins." 378 00:31:27,640 --> 00:31:31,520 "You have 20 minutes. Your time starts now." 379 00:31:34,400 --> 00:31:36,600 Clearly this one. 380 00:31:40,600 --> 00:31:42,720 It's a shitty task. 381 00:31:42,840 --> 00:31:45,800 Shitty task. 382 00:31:45,920 --> 00:31:49,400 We're going on a festive trip around the world. 383 00:31:49,520 --> 00:31:53,160 We'll be waving big flags. Isn't that straightforward? 384 00:31:53,280 --> 00:31:56,560 Yeah. There's nothing fishy about it. 385 00:31:56,680 --> 00:31:58,800 Oh no. There is. 386 00:31:58,920 --> 00:32:03,520 It's some prank humour. It's something for you guys. 387 00:32:03,640 --> 00:32:07,480 Can't we just write a task as it is? 388 00:32:07,600 --> 00:32:12,160 - Do you know what you're involved in, Mette? - Is there a twist? 389 00:32:12,280 --> 00:32:16,720 That makes perfect sense, because the task was insanely boring. 390 00:32:16,840 --> 00:32:21,120 There's a little twist in this "prank humour" task. 391 00:32:21,240 --> 00:32:23,200 And here comes Mikkel. 392 00:32:23,320 --> 00:32:25,120 I'm pulling this one. 393 00:32:27,680 --> 00:32:30,680 What does it say? 394 00:32:30,800 --> 00:32:32,920 It says Belgium. 395 00:32:33,040 --> 00:32:34,360 Oh yeah. 396 00:32:34,480 --> 00:32:39,480 Why have you put the German flag on it? You're trying to fucking trick me! 397 00:32:42,720 --> 00:32:48,320 Let me read it again. "...of the country's flag that is written on the card." 398 00:32:49,120 --> 00:32:50,920 We need to be fast! 399 00:32:51,040 --> 00:32:54,560 Look at this! Woohoo! 400 00:32:54,680 --> 00:32:57,680 Have you ever seen such a big flag? 401 00:32:57,800 --> 00:33:01,080 Don't we have something... Dear cameramen. 402 00:33:02,840 --> 00:33:07,920 You're wearing a black T-shirt. It's fucking black. 403 00:33:08,040 --> 00:33:12,440 One could argue that my T-shirt is also black. 404 00:33:12,560 --> 00:33:16,640 I just think we have enough. There's enough black now. 405 00:33:16,760 --> 00:33:20,840 You could almost see it all the way down in Belgium. 406 00:33:20,960 --> 00:33:25,880 Two... one... And step away from your flag. 407 00:33:27,640 --> 00:33:30,400 So let's see what you've got. 408 00:33:30,520 --> 00:33:32,800 Yes! Yes! 409 00:33:32,920 --> 00:33:36,520 Belgium, for Christ's sake! 410 00:33:38,120 --> 00:33:41,120 That was a good three seconds. 411 00:33:44,560 --> 00:33:49,080 - You're not falling for it. - No, I'm not, damn it. 412 00:33:49,200 --> 00:33:54,600 I play FIFA, so I think I know a flag or two. 413 00:33:54,720 --> 00:33:58,800 If you haven't caught on to what Mikkel's realising here... 414 00:33:58,920 --> 00:34:01,400 Would you mind explaining it? 415 00:34:01,520 --> 00:34:04,600 The flags on the cards don't match the countries. 416 00:34:04,720 --> 00:34:07,520 Oh, they don't, do they, Mark? 417 00:34:07,640 --> 00:34:10,680 - That's incredibly unfortunate. - Yes, it's a shame. 418 00:34:10,800 --> 00:34:15,040 This is a TV show for nerds. 419 00:34:15,160 --> 00:34:18,480 The redhead over there has figured it out. 420 00:34:24,400 --> 00:34:28,080 Well, some of us were a little cooler in school. 421 00:34:28,200 --> 00:34:31,200 - And on drugs. - That too. 422 00:34:31,320 --> 00:34:34,240 So we probably didn't listen in geography. 423 00:34:34,360 --> 00:34:39,720 And someone had a level 60 Priest and raided like a motherfucker. 424 00:34:45,440 --> 00:34:51,520 David, it's very late to discover that this is a nerd programme. 425 00:34:51,640 --> 00:34:54,880 Have you seen who's sitting in the Taskmaster's chair? 426 00:34:55,000 --> 00:34:58,680 If I ever get sick, Eske Willerslev will take over. [Danish evolutionary geneticist] 427 00:34:58,800 --> 00:35:02,680 I don't even know who that is. It's so crazy. 428 00:35:02,800 --> 00:35:06,520 I can understand Sebastian Klein. [Danish actor, presenter, and season 6 contestant] 429 00:35:07,560 --> 00:35:10,400 He's the one with the animals. 430 00:35:10,520 --> 00:35:12,760 Well... 431 00:35:12,880 --> 00:35:17,320 The incredibly unfortunate situation that the country names written - 432 00:35:17,440 --> 00:35:20,560 - don't match the flags on the maps... 433 00:35:20,680 --> 00:35:23,960 Did anyone else see through this? 434 00:35:24,080 --> 00:35:26,840 No. 435 00:35:26,960 --> 00:35:32,560 Now we're going to see Ane, David, Lars, and Mette. 436 00:35:34,160 --> 00:35:37,080 That's Croatia. I've been there. 437 00:35:37,200 --> 00:35:40,520 - I'll take the one with the coffee stain. - Oof! 438 00:35:40,640 --> 00:35:43,440 - What did it turn out to be? - Mexico! 439 00:35:43,560 --> 00:35:45,840 - Cameroon. - A beautiful flag. 440 00:35:45,960 --> 00:35:49,640 I drew Uganda. The capital is Kampala. 441 00:35:49,760 --> 00:35:53,920 I thought Cameroon had a different flag. 442 00:35:54,040 --> 00:35:58,880 - Where do you want to build the flag? - Outside. Go large or go home. 443 00:35:59,000 --> 00:36:02,080 I think they say "Go big or go home." 444 00:36:02,200 --> 00:36:06,360 We have the shield. We're damn lucky. 445 00:36:06,480 --> 00:36:10,600 It's not exactly the same green colour, but are we going to be that anal? 446 00:36:10,720 --> 00:36:14,640 I don't think they'll be offended by it. 447 00:36:14,760 --> 00:36:17,600 Will you hold this for me? 448 00:36:18,720 --> 00:36:22,400 I need more yellow. Are there more yellow ducks? 449 00:36:22,520 --> 00:36:24,840 I'll go check. 450 00:36:29,760 --> 00:36:32,680 - What colour is it? - Grey. 451 00:36:32,800 --> 00:36:35,840 - That thing is white, you know. - Let's go! 452 00:36:35,960 --> 00:36:38,400 What do you think about Mexico? 453 00:36:38,520 --> 00:36:42,760 It's a nice flag. Simple, like the Danish one. 454 00:36:42,880 --> 00:36:46,680 And it doesn't have those damn drawings on it. 455 00:36:46,800 --> 00:36:49,000 You know, some kind of bird. 456 00:36:51,280 --> 00:36:54,880 ♪ La Cucaracha, La Cucaracha... ♪ 457 00:36:55,000 --> 00:36:57,760 This isn't new to me either. 458 00:36:57,880 --> 00:37:00,680 - What? - Folding textiles. 459 00:37:02,840 --> 00:37:04,480 Easy. 460 00:37:04,600 --> 00:37:07,720 The point on the real flag might be a little wider. 461 00:37:07,840 --> 00:37:10,400 The edge of the Croatian flag is... 462 00:37:10,520 --> 00:37:14,000 I'll be an honorary member of Cameroon after this. 463 00:37:14,120 --> 00:37:17,080 There are five minutes. 464 00:37:17,200 --> 00:37:18,760 - Five? - Exactly. 465 00:37:18,880 --> 00:37:20,800 That's it. 466 00:37:20,920 --> 00:37:25,840 It's a bit of a shame that there isn't green in Cameroon's flag. 467 00:37:25,960 --> 00:37:28,440 Then you could have used the lawn. 468 00:37:28,560 --> 00:37:31,440 Do you want to send a greeting to Uganda? 469 00:37:31,560 --> 00:37:33,480 Hello, Uganda. 470 00:37:33,600 --> 00:37:37,240 Hola! Mexico. 471 00:37:37,360 --> 00:37:42,400 To all Croatian citizens... 472 00:37:42,520 --> 00:37:47,160 Your flag is very beautiful. The best flag in the entire world. 473 00:37:50,400 --> 00:37:52,560 That's pretty damn good. 474 00:38:04,800 --> 00:38:10,640 Lasse, ask Mette where she's going on a month's vacation in two days. 475 00:38:10,760 --> 00:38:13,520 Mette, where are you going in two days? 476 00:38:13,640 --> 00:38:19,120 I was supposed to go to Mexico. But I'm hearing in my earpiece - 477 00:38:19,240 --> 00:38:23,800 - that it's not happening after all, damn it. 478 00:38:23,920 --> 00:38:28,000 Was it Paradise? Yes, it was. [referencing the reality show Paradise Hotel] 479 00:38:28,120 --> 00:38:31,760 I can definitely feel that I'm experiencing what many your age have experienced, 480 00:38:31,880 --> 00:38:36,120 Lars: Getting cancelled. 481 00:38:36,240 --> 00:38:41,560 And finding out at the age of 37 that I'm a racist. 482 00:38:41,680 --> 00:38:45,720 I thought you were experiencing it like many experience on 'Paradise': 483 00:38:45,840 --> 00:38:48,280 Getting taken hard from behind. 484 00:38:48,400 --> 00:38:53,280 Maybe you can find a last-minute trip to Italy. 485 00:38:53,400 --> 00:38:57,320 Can I see the flags that have been made, so I can judge? 486 00:38:57,440 --> 00:39:00,800 We are, after all... 487 00:39:00,920 --> 00:39:05,640 - Ane, that's just 1 point. - Surprising. 488 00:39:05,760 --> 00:39:08,920 Luxury, man. 489 00:39:09,040 --> 00:39:11,600 You got off damn easy there. 490 00:39:11,720 --> 00:39:17,240 That's insane. I... I'll shut up, it's luxury. 491 00:39:17,360 --> 00:39:21,400 I've been so bad. Yet I'm not the worst. 492 00:39:21,520 --> 00:39:26,000 You get twice as many points as Ane. 2 points. 493 00:39:30,400 --> 00:39:33,200 That's a damn good Kenyan flag. 494 00:39:33,320 --> 00:39:38,240 I just hope I don't trigger a civil war in Central Africa. 495 00:39:39,480 --> 00:39:42,120 Hello. 496 00:39:43,240 --> 00:39:44,960 I am... 497 00:39:47,840 --> 00:39:50,960 To the people of Uganda: I am very sorry. 498 00:39:51,080 --> 00:39:53,360 3 points for a Kenyan flag. 499 00:39:53,480 --> 00:39:58,560 But it's not Uganda's, and therefore not that accurate. 500 00:39:58,680 --> 00:40:02,080 Mette, it's a stroke of luck you drew the Mexican flag. 501 00:40:02,200 --> 00:40:05,440 The only one who makes an accurate flag is Mikkel - 502 00:40:05,560 --> 00:40:10,920 - who sees the difference between Germany and Belgium and gets 5 points. 503 00:40:15,360 --> 00:40:19,960 - Should we squeeze in one more from the house? - Yes, we definitely should. 504 00:40:20,080 --> 00:40:24,440 I started the season by saying that I'd read online... 505 00:40:26,240 --> 00:40:31,880 ...that people think we like to make the contestants look stupid. 506 00:40:32,000 --> 00:40:36,360 And I promised that I would put that to rest. 507 00:40:36,480 --> 00:40:41,120 Now we've come to the last task from the house. 508 00:40:41,240 --> 00:40:45,040 And I ended up make a promise that I can't keep. 509 00:41:01,720 --> 00:41:04,600 - Good day, good day. - What do you have for me? 510 00:41:04,720 --> 00:41:07,000 I see a can. 511 00:41:07,120 --> 00:41:09,720 Oh no! Canned goods. 512 00:41:09,840 --> 00:41:13,160 - It's empty. - Is it what I think it is? 513 00:41:13,280 --> 00:41:17,400 - That depends on what you think it is. - Faeces. 514 00:41:17,520 --> 00:41:20,120 - What? - No. 515 00:41:20,240 --> 00:41:21,320 Okay. 516 00:41:21,440 --> 00:41:24,160 "Build a tower of the cans in the laboratory." 517 00:41:24,280 --> 00:41:28,200 - "Highest tower wins." - No way, that's fun! 518 00:41:28,320 --> 00:41:30,640 "You have to put on a blindfold..." 519 00:41:30,760 --> 00:41:33,440 "...in this room." That's a bit annoying. 520 00:41:33,560 --> 00:41:38,160 - "You have five minutes." - "Your time starts now." 521 00:41:39,960 --> 00:41:44,000 - Where's my blindfold? - Do you have a blindfold for me? 522 00:41:47,000 --> 00:41:49,840 What...? The time has started. 523 00:41:50,840 --> 00:41:54,200 - Is there a blindfold in here? - Where is the blindfold? 524 00:41:57,360 --> 00:42:01,240 - Shut up. - I guessed that quickly. 525 00:42:01,360 --> 00:42:04,440 My funnest experiences were with a blindfold on. 526 00:42:04,560 --> 00:42:09,520 - What could that be? - A vacation to Kos, among other things. 527 00:42:09,640 --> 00:42:13,040 Is that a sanitary pad? 528 00:42:13,160 --> 00:42:15,840 Is there double-sided tape on it? 529 00:42:15,960 --> 00:42:18,320 There bloody is! 530 00:42:19,280 --> 00:42:21,360 It's perfect! 531 00:42:21,480 --> 00:42:26,000 - Three minutes left. - We need to get to the lab, Mark. 532 00:42:35,920 --> 00:42:39,320 There are some loopholes in these tasks - 533 00:42:39,440 --> 00:42:42,240 - where you can interpret them a little freely. 534 00:42:42,360 --> 00:42:47,160 Other times, we end up with a grown man with a sanitary pad on his face. 535 00:42:47,280 --> 00:42:49,840 I couldn't find the blindfold. 536 00:42:49,960 --> 00:42:53,360 So it was lucky Mark had one close at hand. 537 00:42:53,480 --> 00:42:56,800 Anything to add about the rules? 538 00:42:56,920 --> 00:43:03,080 How long did it take Mikkel to figure out how sanitary pads work? 539 00:43:03,200 --> 00:43:05,480 Almost the entire five minutes. 540 00:43:05,600 --> 00:43:09,080 Most of the time was spent looking for tape. 541 00:43:09,200 --> 00:43:12,480 Because how else would it stay on? 542 00:43:12,600 --> 00:43:16,000 I didn't know about the adhesive, but that's clever. 543 00:43:16,120 --> 00:43:21,400 I'd love to see what your baby looks like with a nappy. 544 00:43:23,440 --> 00:43:28,680 If you can't get that off, it'd be completely impossible for you with two. 545 00:43:28,800 --> 00:43:33,360 It fits fine. It covers the ears. There are no problems. 546 00:43:36,520 --> 00:43:41,320 - Who do we start with? - We'll start with you, Ane. 547 00:43:41,440 --> 00:43:44,960 We'll get the answer to: What's the deal with the cans? 548 00:43:45,080 --> 00:43:50,320 We'll also be asking the question: What would Poul Krebs have done? [Danish pop/rock musician] 549 00:43:50,440 --> 00:43:53,560 Then it's just a matter of finding the lab. 550 00:43:56,080 --> 00:44:00,240 Mark, why...? I have a feeling... 551 00:44:17,880 --> 00:44:21,760 ...that it's just not that simple. Okay. 552 00:44:25,920 --> 00:44:29,120 I didn't think you could knock over so many. 553 00:44:29,240 --> 00:44:32,160 I feel surprisingly on top of things. 554 00:44:32,280 --> 00:44:35,840 And I've decided to be more calm. 555 00:44:35,960 --> 00:44:40,280 - How's that going? - It's going bloody great. 556 00:44:43,080 --> 00:44:47,520 It's not worth getting worked up. I'm singing some Poul Krebs. 557 00:44:47,640 --> 00:44:49,800 30 seconds. 558 00:44:49,920 --> 00:44:52,360 Mark, that's just super-duper. 559 00:44:53,640 --> 00:44:56,400 And time's up. 560 00:44:56,520 --> 00:45:00,200 Top dollar. That's otherwise a beautiful tower. 561 00:45:04,880 --> 00:45:08,720 If there was any doubt that you, Ane Høgsberg - 562 00:45:08,840 --> 00:45:13,040 - are a true Jutlander, then we know it after this clip. 563 00:45:13,160 --> 00:45:16,800 Many would ask themselves: "What would Jesus do?" 564 00:45:16,920 --> 00:45:23,200 And Jesus translates directly to Poul Krebs in this situation. 565 00:45:23,320 --> 00:45:26,400 Jesus ain't got nothing on Poul Krebs. 566 00:45:26,520 --> 00:45:30,600 - Do you want to send him a greeting? - Poul? Oh my god! 567 00:45:30,720 --> 00:45:33,960 Poul, if you're watching, I love you. 568 00:45:34,080 --> 00:45:37,680 My sister stayed overnight at your house on Samsø - 569 00:45:37,800 --> 00:45:41,520 - because she was in the same class as your daughter. 570 00:45:41,640 --> 00:45:44,880 I wish it was me, but it was Trine. 571 00:45:45,000 --> 00:45:50,680 - Coffee? Do you want coffee? - No... Sorry. 572 00:45:50,800 --> 00:45:56,280 Can I send a greeting to Gilli? Hi, Kian! [Danish rapper Gilli, aka Kian Rosenberg Larsson] 573 00:45:56,400 --> 00:45:58,680 That was all. 574 00:46:01,520 --> 00:46:04,280 Mark, how high was Ane's tower? 575 00:46:04,400 --> 00:46:07,760 Then maybe you could also offer some more solutions. 576 00:46:07,880 --> 00:46:11,320 - Ane, four cans high. - Bloody good. 577 00:46:11,440 --> 00:46:15,520 To knock down a four-can-high tower, we now move on to a trio - 578 00:46:15,640 --> 00:46:19,120 - consisting of Mikkel, Lars, and David. 579 00:46:22,320 --> 00:46:24,800 Time's running out, Mark. 580 00:46:31,600 --> 00:46:35,200 The important thing when you're blind is really just sound. 581 00:46:58,400 --> 00:47:00,920 - Mark! - Like that sound? 582 00:47:01,040 --> 00:47:03,120 Did you build it? 583 00:47:03,240 --> 00:47:08,520 If my blind hearing is correct, a huge tower just fell. 584 00:47:20,200 --> 00:47:24,360 I remember when I was a teenager - 585 00:47:24,480 --> 00:47:28,800 - I was told you could go blind from masturbating. 586 00:47:30,400 --> 00:47:32,280 Yeah...? 587 00:47:36,960 --> 00:47:42,880 I have a feeling now it was a good thing I stopped just in time. 588 00:47:45,200 --> 00:47:47,400 - One minute left. - For fuck's sake. 589 00:47:47,520 --> 00:47:50,040 Come on! 590 00:47:58,200 --> 00:48:01,400 - No! - Four seconds! 591 00:48:03,360 --> 00:48:06,920 - There. - And time's up. 592 00:48:07,040 --> 00:48:09,640 Time's up. 593 00:48:09,760 --> 00:48:12,520 - The cans... - Time's up. 594 00:48:15,440 --> 00:48:18,760 That's marginally higher than mine. 595 00:48:18,880 --> 00:48:22,440 You can almost imagine how big it was. 596 00:48:26,000 --> 00:48:30,000 There's a lot of talk about what it's like to be blind - 597 00:48:30,120 --> 00:48:33,800 - from a young man who has never been blind. 598 00:48:33,920 --> 00:48:37,560 I've masturbated a lot. 599 00:48:37,680 --> 00:48:43,680 Don't I look a little less of an idiot after we've seen Mikkel? 600 00:48:43,800 --> 00:48:47,200 That's a general thing, I feel. 601 00:48:47,320 --> 00:48:53,120 Three somewhat different solutions. What were the results? 602 00:48:53,240 --> 00:48:55,280 Mikkel... 603 00:48:57,360 --> 00:48:59,520 Two cans high. 604 00:49:02,360 --> 00:49:03,960 Lars... 605 00:49:04,080 --> 00:49:06,840 Three cans high. 606 00:49:08,520 --> 00:49:12,680 But David, in four seconds you made a tower - 607 00:49:12,800 --> 00:49:16,080 - that was seven cans high. 608 00:49:19,440 --> 00:49:22,520 - We're missing Mette. - Now it's gonna be great. 609 00:49:26,120 --> 00:49:29,720 Is it an igloo tower I'm supposed to build? 610 00:49:30,840 --> 00:49:34,240 Ah! For fuck's sake. No! Calm down. 611 00:49:34,360 --> 00:49:37,520 No, no, no! 612 00:49:37,640 --> 00:49:41,080 Is the tower built? 613 00:49:41,200 --> 00:49:45,200 It is built. Oh, careful! 614 00:49:46,880 --> 00:49:49,080 This is the top. 615 00:49:51,280 --> 00:49:54,720 - Who's making noises? - It's just little me. 616 00:49:54,840 --> 00:49:57,880 Don't stand there talking shit. 617 00:50:01,440 --> 00:50:03,320 Oh! 618 00:50:03,440 --> 00:50:06,920 I need to hear the cans, not you. 619 00:50:07,040 --> 00:50:10,800 - Sorry I spoke harshly to you. - That's a new side... 620 00:50:10,920 --> 00:50:12,840 No! 621 00:50:21,080 --> 00:50:23,960 Fuck me... 622 00:50:24,080 --> 00:50:27,040 - No, no, no! - 15 seconds. 623 00:50:29,800 --> 00:50:32,960 And time's up. 624 00:50:33,080 --> 00:50:36,720 That's not half bad, Mark. 625 00:50:38,040 --> 00:50:40,080 I'm out. 626 00:50:44,280 --> 00:50:46,440 These... 627 00:50:47,400 --> 00:50:53,480 Finger. Fingerspitzengefühl [fingertips feeling]. There's a sensory apparatus that can do something. 628 00:50:53,600 --> 00:50:58,080 If they ever start a professional domino toppling league... 629 00:50:58,200 --> 00:51:03,040 - Good idea. - Then you're an athlete for the rest of your life. 630 00:51:03,160 --> 00:51:07,920 How nice is it to see this? You haven't seen it before. 631 00:51:08,040 --> 00:51:12,360 I remember it as a really fun and scary task. 632 00:51:12,480 --> 00:51:16,600 You get very scared. I reacted a little. 633 00:51:16,720 --> 00:51:19,280 It's almost: "Mark, Mark, Mark!" 634 00:51:19,400 --> 00:51:23,000 The tower wasn't the only thing that was high. 635 00:51:23,120 --> 00:51:29,400 No. He's saying in a discreet way that you're a bit loud, Mette. 636 00:51:29,520 --> 00:51:34,160 - You've called yourself the... - Human megaphone. 637 00:51:34,280 --> 00:51:38,960 The loudest contestant we've ever had the honour of having. 638 00:51:39,080 --> 00:51:41,960 Anyone can just come and claim that. 639 00:51:42,080 --> 00:51:46,200 You can also prove it with a nice compilation. 640 00:51:47,400 --> 00:51:50,160 Nice and easy. Don't panic. 641 00:51:51,680 --> 00:51:53,240 Red wine! 642 00:51:54,040 --> 00:51:56,560 Damn it, where is it... 643 00:51:57,520 --> 00:52:00,960 - Why are you shouting? - I don't know! 644 00:52:02,880 --> 00:52:06,120 I've said so many words! Okay! 645 00:52:06,240 --> 00:52:08,520 Five plus eight times... 646 00:52:08,640 --> 00:52:11,040 Fuck. Ah! 647 00:52:25,000 --> 00:52:29,240 Long before a million Danes enjoy you on Stormester - 648 00:52:29,360 --> 00:52:34,360 - there are tens of thousands in North Zealand who have already heard the answer. 649 00:52:35,760 --> 00:52:41,200 I don't want those complaints: "We can't hear what they said." 650 00:52:41,320 --> 00:52:45,960 What a way for Mette to finish. 651 00:52:46,080 --> 00:52:50,320 - Can we get some points? - There's 1 point for you, Mikkel. 652 00:52:50,440 --> 00:52:54,520 There are 2 points for Lars, 3 for Ane, 4 for David - 653 00:52:54,640 --> 00:52:58,840 - and 5 points for the human megaphone, Mette Søndergaard! 654 00:52:58,960 --> 00:53:00,720 Thank you for that! 655 00:53:02,760 --> 00:53:06,360 I only desire dialogue! 656 00:53:06,480 --> 00:53:10,800 We are one final task away from finding out: 657 00:53:10,920 --> 00:53:15,000 Who will be crowned as the winner of Stormester season nine? 658 00:53:15,120 --> 00:53:19,520 This final task is taking place right here on stage right now. 659 00:53:22,120 --> 00:53:27,760 Mark, this is the very last task of the season. 660 00:53:27,880 --> 00:53:33,720 It must be read aloud by a contestant. Who gets the pleasure for the last time? 661 00:53:33,840 --> 00:53:37,120 - Mikkel, wouldn't you like to? - Gladly, mate. 662 00:53:37,240 --> 00:53:39,960 That's good, mate. 663 00:53:41,520 --> 00:53:47,440 "Answer Mark's question incorrectly." I already have an advantage here. 664 00:53:47,560 --> 00:53:51,680 "If you answer correctly or hesitate, you're out." 665 00:53:51,800 --> 00:53:56,480 - "The last contestant wins." - I'm going to read out a series of questions. 666 00:53:56,600 --> 00:53:59,960 Then you have to take turns answering them incorrectly. 667 00:54:00,080 --> 00:54:05,000 If you answer correctly or hesitate too long, you'll hear this sound... 668 00:54:05,120 --> 00:54:09,280 - Then you're out and have to sit down. - Easy. 669 00:54:11,200 --> 00:54:14,120 On my signal, Mark le Fêvre... 670 00:54:14,240 --> 00:54:16,280 My signal, go. 671 00:54:16,400 --> 00:54:19,600 - Ane, is water wet? - No. 672 00:54:19,720 --> 00:54:22,560 - David, is the Earth flat? - Yes. 673 00:54:22,680 --> 00:54:27,440 - Lars, can you see a radio? - See, sorry? 674 00:54:29,680 --> 00:54:33,360 See a radio. He couldn't hear the question. 675 00:54:33,480 --> 00:54:39,800 Can you see a radio? You can, so the answer should have been no. 676 00:54:39,920 --> 00:54:43,480 We'll pick up with Mette Søndergaard. 677 00:54:43,600 --> 00:54:47,800 - Mette, is a penguin a fish? - Yes. 678 00:54:47,920 --> 00:54:52,480 Mikkel, can you roll two sixes in a row? 679 00:54:52,600 --> 00:54:53,840 No. 680 00:54:53,960 --> 00:54:56,600 - Ane, can you see the sun? - No. 681 00:54:56,720 --> 00:54:59,160 - David, is ice hot? - Yes. 682 00:54:59,280 --> 00:55:02,240 Mette, is May 1st on the same day every year? 683 00:55:02,360 --> 00:55:03,520 Yes. 684 00:55:03,640 --> 00:55:06,320 Mikkel, can you call from Ringsted to Thisted? 685 00:55:06,440 --> 00:55:07,760 - No. - Ane... 686 00:55:07,880 --> 00:55:11,960 - Is there a bird on the flag of Mexico? - Yes. 687 00:55:13,320 --> 00:55:17,880 - There is a bird on the flag of Mexico. - Exactly. 688 00:55:18,000 --> 00:55:19,760 Exactly. 689 00:55:20,560 --> 00:55:23,800 - Hey, Lars. - Hi, hi. 690 00:55:23,920 --> 00:55:28,400 Three contestants left in the game for the last 5 points of the season. 691 00:55:28,520 --> 00:55:30,000 Mark, here you go. 692 00:55:30,120 --> 00:55:34,480 - David, does X come after Q? - No. 693 00:55:34,600 --> 00:55:37,160 Mette, are there 50 minutes in an hour? 694 00:55:37,280 --> 00:55:38,960 Yes. 695 00:55:40,320 --> 00:55:42,800 There bloody well aren't 50 minutes in an hour. 696 00:55:42,920 --> 00:55:46,360 Among other things, there are 50 minutes in an hour. 697 00:55:46,480 --> 00:55:49,400 Please, have a seat. 698 00:55:49,520 --> 00:55:53,360 - Shut your trap! - Hey! 699 00:55:56,080 --> 00:56:00,520 - That's not funny. - Have a good trip home! 700 00:56:00,640 --> 00:56:04,200 - Jesus, man. - That's how it is. 701 00:56:04,320 --> 00:56:09,360 - Mikkel, is 7 x 17 = 117? - Yes. 702 00:56:09,480 --> 00:56:13,760 David, is Grabsehøgen an anagram for Ane Høgsberg? 703 00:56:13,880 --> 00:56:16,240 Yes. 704 00:56:17,440 --> 00:56:21,960 - Grabsehøgen is an anagram. - What's an anagram, you swine? 705 00:56:22,080 --> 00:56:24,440 Hey! Hey! Hey! 706 00:56:32,200 --> 00:56:34,320 Calm down. 707 00:56:34,440 --> 00:56:38,320 Sorry. It's not like me to be that kind of person. 708 00:56:38,440 --> 00:56:40,240 If you think: 709 00:56:40,360 --> 00:56:45,640 It's cowardly to have to figure out what an anagram of Ane Høgsberg is - 710 00:56:45,760 --> 00:56:50,720 - then I can remind you that just a few shows ago, I said loud and clear: 711 00:56:50,840 --> 00:56:55,080 "An anagram for Ane Høgsberg is Grabsehøgen." 712 00:56:55,200 --> 00:56:59,480 So, you're not allowed to zone out for two seconds during this show? 713 00:56:59,600 --> 00:57:02,520 You have to hear everything that's being said. 714 00:57:02,640 --> 00:57:07,480 Who's left? That makes it Mikkel Klint Thorius with 5 points. 715 00:57:08,760 --> 00:57:11,040 Stand up. 716 00:57:12,600 --> 00:57:14,720 Because... 717 00:57:16,920 --> 00:57:21,120 All that's left now is for me to look at Mark and say: 718 00:57:21,240 --> 00:57:26,160 When we add the final task points to the existing totals... 719 00:57:26,280 --> 00:57:28,640 Who, Mark... 720 00:57:30,480 --> 00:57:36,040 Who is the winner of Stormester season nine? 721 00:57:36,160 --> 00:57:41,880 Are you ready to hear it? The winner of Stormester season nine is... 722 00:57:42,000 --> 00:57:44,160 David Minerba! 723 00:58:23,640 --> 00:58:25,320 Well... 724 00:58:25,440 --> 00:58:31,400 Maybe it wasn't so stupid to get that tattoo. 725 00:58:31,520 --> 00:58:34,960 Deserved winner of season nine of Stormester: David Minerba. 726 00:58:35,080 --> 00:58:38,680 If you've just tuned in, you missed the whole thing. But don't worry. 727 00:58:38,800 --> 00:58:43,280 It's not the last season of Stormester. Thank you for tonight. 728 00:58:46,080 --> 00:58:48,780 Original Danish subtitles: Karl Wagner (Dansk Video Tekst) 729 00:58:49,440 --> 00:58:53,472 Proofreading and adjustments: Chaya Friis and u/Taskmastermaster