No!
A very strange pirate.
- Are you okay, Poul? - You're fired!
- Remember to follow your dreams. - Hi, 3C.
Stop!
What have I done?
Welcome to Stormester.
Tonight is the night when it all gets decided.
Tonight, our five contestants will be branded for life.
But only one of them will win the coveted favour -
- and in less than an hour can raise their clenched fists in victory.
It will be one of these people. Maybe Ane Høgsberg.
David Minerba.
Mette Søndergaard.
Or Mikkel Klint Thorius.
I'd like to start by quoting soul singer Gabrielle:
"Dreams do come true."
Because last night I dreamt -
- that I would be sitting next to you, Mark. What the fuck is going on?
- Are you thinking about this? - Yes, you're wearing sunglasses.
These aren't just sunglasses. These are my finale glasses.
I'm only going to say this once, Mark. Would you please take those glasses off?
I can easily do that.
Damn, they're cool!
I know.
I'm a little bitter because last time I was so close to choosing that frame.
Aww.
I love this show, because it's not at all silly.
Tonight, none of our five contestants need to donate a prize.
Because tonight there is only the ultimate prize:
My fleshy face in pure polystyrene and gold paint.
Including glasses.
The overall standings, Mark. Who's looking like they might be hoping -
- for a new shelf decoration for the home?
Right now, here in the final programme, it's close.
- But Ane, you're in the lead. - No...!
Genuinely surprised.
But Mark le Fêvre...
What task should we kick off the final programme with?
When we design these tasks -
- we like to have something where you... are entertained.
But you also want to learn something. So now we're going to be entertained -
- but we're also going to learn, what the hell soup pasta actually is.
- Oh no. - Oh no!
- Hi, Lars. - Hi, Mark.
Okay, so it's about viking horns.
Hello! Jim Lyngvild, are you down there? [Danish designer and photographer]
- How cool is that. - Macaroni? Isn't it?
Soup pasta and a real horn.
- From a little puppy? - Now I'm going to read the task.
"Place soup pasta in the horn."
Okay, this is soup pasta. I thought this was soup pasta.
"The most correctly counted soup pasta in the horn wins."
Is it called soup pasta? Ugh, I can't be bothered.
"You have 30 seconds."
"Your 30 seconds will be restarted, each time you correctly make..."
- "...and solve a new multiplication problem." - I don't understand what I'm supposed to do.
- "Your time starts... now." - No!
Do you know I'm dyscalculic?
This is a lousy task to go to war with if you're dyscalculic.
Because you have to both count soup pasta and keep track of time.
But you shouldn't be too rigid either.
Because what do we mean when we say -
- that the most correctly counted soup pasta in the horn wins?
I'd like to know that too.
Then we mean that it's the most correctly counted soup pasta in the horn that wins.
It's not the one who places the most -
- but the one who has counted completely correctly.
Incredibly easy task.
I think I've done this task wrong.
Incredibly easy task.
You can put one piece of soup pasta in the horn and be sure of points.
- What do you want to ask? - I understand.
But you would get on the board with that tactic.
The stupidest thing you could do...
...would be to just carelessly take the soup pasta and chuck it in.
- No-one has done that. - No, they're intelligent people.
Unless the task was a bit boring, and you wanted to challenge yourself.
Funny you should say that, Mette, because we're going to see you and Ane.
What's 7 x 17? 119. 2 x 2 is 4.
I don't understand what that means. 1 x 1 is 2.
No, Mark.
5 x 5 is 25.
Mark, I... Mark, Mark, Mark, Mark.
- I won't panic. - How far have you gotten?
7 x 10 is 70.
What did I say? 2 x 8 is 16. Did you know that?
I'm just saying a number now. 4 x 10 is 40.
- We can stand here forever. - Because you've mastered your tables?
I can keep multiplying things by two.
2 x 18 is then 36.
Did you know that 128 x 2 is 256?
2 x 80 is then 190.
- How's the counting going? - There are 256. Circus.
- 8... - Time's up.
How many soup pastas have you put in the horn?
- I have no idea. - "Most correctly counted soup pasta..."
No, that's simply a lie.
I need a number.
What can save you now is -
- if you guess exactly right, how many you've put in.
- There are 212 pieces of soup pasta. - I'll start counting.
1,445.
- Enjoy. - Happy working.
Excuse me.
You and I, Mette.
Yeah... What the hell are you doing?
I got carried away, showing off my mental arithmetic skills -
- and completely forgot the task.
I can't remember it at all. I've erased it from my memory.
I can understand that. Because we need to get some results.
Was there any participant who, through a miraculous stroke of luck, hit it exactly?
No.
And were they close? No.
- Do you have anyone who did better? - I actually only have that.
Well, it's true.
We can start with Mikkel and David.
Okay.
1, 2, 3, 4.
2 x 2 equals 4.
1... No, damn it. 5, 6...
5... 12...
1 x 1 is 1.
Fuck.
14.
2 x 14 equals 28.
I've taken advanced level maths.
Now we're doing something else. 18, 20. There are 20 here.
It's an insanely easy task. 2 x 40 equals 80, bitch!
Now I've found a system, but we'll be here all day.
2 x 45 is 90!
- What's your favourite pasta? - Shh!
You're trying to sabotage my game, Mark.
How many are there? 1, 2... 8.
8 x 20 is... 160.
Oh yeah.
130.
2 x 65 is 130.
There was one second.
Easy. 131...
- You don't like fusilli at all? - No. Crappy pasta.
I also like futteccini.
- Or fettuccine. - Time's up.
- And time's up. - Damn it!
- How many were there? - 160.
- 149. - I'm counting again.
There are 149.
I would have gotten further if you hadn't asked pasta questions.
That's right. I won.
That's cheating.
I can't calculate, count, and talk about pasta at the same time.
If you start talking about food with me -
- then that's the top priority.
It's also rough to edit you together with David, who's half Italian -
- while you're trying to pronounce fettuccine.
I'm pretty sure that was racist.
Mega-racist, actually.
Where's the camera? Insanely racist.
- How do you pronounce it? - Fettuccine.
Mark, you have to count accurately. Did they do that?
Yeah... that's the thing, that's the question right there.
We went through all the emotions there.
Because it would suck if you miscounted a single piece of soup pasta.
- That sucks for you, Mikkel. - You could have done that.
But you didn't. You nailed it perfectly.
- Yes! - That's great.
- We're missing Lars Hjortshøj. - You shouldn't be fooled.
Behind the glass in those glasses -
- hides a hawk-eye.
And it's not entirely stupid to have -
- when you need to spot all the clues we've placed in the house.
It's a real horn.
There are runes on it.
- Could I just grab the book of runes? - I would recommend that.
Right then.
We start with the word 'two'.
Seven, seven, eight. Yep.
I've fashioned a perfect funnel, but with a smaller hole.
- Can you see it, Mark? - Yeah, that's pretty clever.
Here you go, Mark.
- How many did you count? - 2,778.
- And the task is complete. - Thanks for today. Bye.
That's terribly unfair. He studied runes in elementary school.
How brilliant did you feel when you thought of the rune book?
I've had some colossal falls before from brilliance to humiliation.
So I'm just sitting here waiting for it again.
Sharp eye.
Because there were 2,778 pieces of soup pasta to work with.
- Yes! But, but, but... - Then I got to try it.
But what is it... I'm completely anxious...
What if the hawk-eye had overlooked a single piece of soup pasta?
Yes!
Shit.
Are you okay, Lars?
If you've ever wondered what a hug looks like when it's not reciprocated...
- That was a dumb one, Lars. - Lars...
- I hope you're taking this well. - Of course, I am.
I'm finding it hard to judge because I don't dare look directly at you.
The fact is, I've shot a tiny bit off target.
And that's something I've gotten very far with in life.
Mark, do you have any results?
There are zero points for Ane, Mette, and Lars.
Then there are 4 points for David, and 5 points for Mikkel Klint Thorius.
Mark, I'm a proud father. When things get tense at home -
- it's a good solution to say: "Why don't we go play in the garden?"
We're doing that now. This is the sixth house -
- of your own personal, completely genuine houses.
But this one has got to have the nicest back garden.
Nice guy!
Hi, Mette. Welcome to the green.
It's a wild place.
- Are you good at golf? - No, hell no.
- You don't have a golfing dream? - No, I have bad hand-eye coordination.
- There's a lot of stuff here. - Listen, Mark.
That's what I sounded like when I smoked cigarettes.
Those are some pretty crazy rubber boots.
- For fuck's sake! - Shall we do it?
Okay.
- "Get the ball in the hole." - "Nothing must touch the ball."
"You may only use one wind instrument at a time."
- "If you want to switch..." - "...you must snap your fingers exactly 100 times."
That's a hell of a lot.
- "If you use the leaf-blower..." - "...you must wear the boot while doing so."
"Fastest wins." - "Your time starts now."
- Where's the hole? - By the little red flag.
- There's a red flag. - That one?
What's going on here, Mark?
We're playing golf, but our way. We have to get the ball in the hole.
But instead, the fastest wins, not the fewest strokes.
They're also not allowed to touch the ball.
I don't think I've ever seen Tiger Woods snap his fingers 100 times.
But otherwise, it's golf. And here come Mikkel and Mette.
Fuck. Shut up, this is a long way to that flag.
- No problem. - You're choosing the boot?
It works!
It's a long way to that little damn flag.
Yeah, yeah!
Woohoo!
Damn, this is going fast, man!
So...
That was close to hitting!
Now something's happening.
What's up, Mikkel?
There's no damn hole there, you...
- What is this? - Isn't that the right flag?
No, that's not it. Where are you going, Mikkel?
You're trying to cheat me!
Damn it! I was so sure!
- It's over by you. - On the green?
- You usually putt on the green. - How incredibly annoying.
Oh!
What the fuck is this?
- It's a fake hole. - Again?
Then you really need to...
- Was that hole there before? - Yeah. I was probably standing in front of it.
Now you just have to stay calm.
Hey!
- Mikkel, you're onto something. - Yeah, I'm smart like that.
And returning to the green, where you typically find golf holes.
What are you looking at here?
That's an insanely good question.
It immediately looks like I'm looking straight into the hole.
You're hole-blind. You can't see holes.
My girlfriend says that too.
Mark, I need to remember to ask you: Can I get some times?
I've written down some answers for you.
Mette used a total of 5 minutes and 23 seconds.
Mikkel actually only used 3 minutes...
...after he'd found the right hole. That took him 7 minutes.
So his total time is 9 minutes and 58 seconds.
That boot isn't the ugliest shoe Mette has worn this season.
Who's next?
Now we've seen how effective the leaf-blower can be.
Let's see how ineffective the other things were. Ane and David.
I choose this one.
I'll go with the bellows.
1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7...
...3, 4, 5, 6...
100. Now let's try this one, Mark.
Brilliant, Mark!
1, 2, 3, 4...
...71, 72...
Will you give me a sign when you get dizzy?
I promise.
And 100. What do you choose now?
Mark! There's a little red flag there!
Mark, is that the fucking hole over there?
The little hole you've been standing in front of the whole time?
Fuck!
Now something's happening! Now we're on the green.
Wow!
Oh, for fuck's sake!
Why is there a child lock on it?
No!
- Are you good at putting? - Yes, I would say so.
Yes!
- How do you think it went? - Pretty fucking good.
That's pure Høgsberg stubbornness at play -
- as you hold onto the water hose, because it went pretty damn slow.
I had the impression that it didn't.
When you play it at half speed, it looks like it's going a bit slow.
But out there, Mark's hair was flapping, that's how fast it was going.
How fast was it going?
After two and a half minutes, you both discovered the right hole.
Then we're into a hare and the tortoise -
- where the hare is David with a leaf-blower.
The tortoise is then Ane with a garden hose and smoker's lungs.
And the tortoise managed it in 8 minutes.
Yeah?
The hare wins, because David used 5 minutes and 29 seconds.
That's fast.
But six seconds slower than Mette, who has the best time.
Yes, man!
Lars Hjortshøj, you're making me feel like a 17-year-old boy -
- who's moved into a halfway house -
- and been called in for a chat with a counselor.
If you're sitting there thinking, "It's nice to watch Stormester" -
- you'll have plenty of time to make a stew while I solve this task.
Okay.
Get the boeuf bourguignon going. Here comes Lars.
I choose to use the leaf-blower.
If I ever have a foot amputated -
- I'd like it replaced with a leaf-blower.
There's no hole here. Maybe it's over by the next one.
It's been a little over four minutes.
It feels much longer to me.
- Were you standing on top of the hole up there? - I was standing in front of it.
- Of course. - I have to stand somewhere.
- Oh, this is bad timing. - Yeah, it sucks. Okay.
71, 72, 73...
99 and 100.
Nice. We should get a shrimp sandwich and a draft beer afterwards.
The restaurant won't still be open by the time I'm done with this.
No...
3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10.
98, 99, 100.
Are we sure it's dead?
And we're golfing.
Yeah. You know what?
I'm gonna go put my shoes on, and I'll see you later.
Otherwise, the garden hose isn't such a bad choice.
- Bye, bye. - Bye, Lars.
- The last one has to come forward. - Sure and thanks.
We had chosen a fine 80-par hole for you.
Yes, you certainly did.
And a leaf-blower that probably should have been charged.
Yes, it probably should have. What was going on with that leaf-blower, Mark?
Sorry, what?
- What was going on with the leaf-blower? - Well...
I might just have forgotten to charge it.
The user manual was written in runes.
So, as compensation, out of goodwill -
- I'd like to give you 1 point, if you'll accept it.
No. I won't.
Because I think...
- I think Mark deserves it. - Do I get a point?
No, you don't.
Lars, I had anticipated that you would decline 1 point.
So I've noted:
"If Lars won't accept 1 point out of goodwill, then he gets 2."
Mark, would you like to distribute some points?
Then that's 2 points to Lars, 2 points to Mikkel -
- 3 to Ane, 4 to David, and Mette... 5 points.
Yes!
Finally, something's happening.
We're out in some wide-open space.
And I like the scale. Let's just stick with that level.
We're going straight from some small, sort of dumb flags -
- to some big ones, where I'm in no way -
- nervous about the geopolitical consequences of the task.
- Hi. - It's my turn.
Oh, for fuck's sake. Are we playing poker?
We're playing blackjack then.
- Are you happy with that? - I don't know how to play.
- "Draw a card..." - "...and build a large version..."
"...of the country's flag that's written on the card."
"The best and most accurate large flag wins."
"You have 20 minutes. Your time starts now."
Clearly this one.
It's a shitty task.
Shitty task.
We're going on a festive trip around the world.
We'll be waving big flags. Isn't that straightforward?
Yeah. There's nothing fishy about it.
Oh no. There is.
It's some prank humour. It's something for you guys.
Can't we just write a task as it is?
- Do you know what you're involved in, Mette? - Is there a twist?
That makes perfect sense, because the task was insanely boring.
There's a little twist in this "prank humour" task.
And here comes Mikkel.
I'm pulling this one.
What does it say?
It says Belgium.
Oh yeah.
Why have you put the German flag on it? You're trying to fucking trick me!
Let me read it again. "...of the country's flag that is written on the card."
We need to be fast!
Look at this! Woohoo!
Have you ever seen such a big flag?
Don't we have something... Dear cameramen.
You're wearing a black T-shirt. It's fucking black.
One could argue that my T-shirt is also black.
I just think we have enough. There's enough black now.
You could almost see it all the way down in Belgium.
Two... one... And step away from your flag.
So let's see what you've got.
Yes! Yes!
Belgium, for Christ's sake!
That was a good three seconds.
- You're not falling for it. - No, I'm not, damn it.
I play FIFA, so I think I know a flag or two.
If you haven't caught on to what Mikkel's realising here...
Would you mind explaining it?
The flags on the cards don't match the countries.
Oh, they don't, do they, Mark?
- That's incredibly unfortunate. - Yes, it's a shame.
This is a TV show for nerds.
The redhead over there has figured it out.
Well, some of us were a little cooler in school.
- And on drugs. - That too.
So we probably didn't listen in geography.
And someone had a level 60 Priest and raided like a motherfucker.
David, it's very late to discover that this is a nerd programme.
Have you seen who's sitting in the Taskmaster's chair?
If I ever get sick, Eske Willerslev will take over. [Danish evolutionary geneticist]
I don't even know who that is. It's so crazy.
I can understand Sebastian Klein. [Danish actor, presenter, and season 6 contestant]
He's the one with the animals.
Well...
The incredibly unfortunate situation that the country names written -
- don't match the flags on the maps...
Did anyone else see through this?
No.
Now we're going to see Ane, David, Lars, and Mette.
That's Croatia. I've been there.
- I'll take the one with the coffee stain. - Oof!
- What did it turn out to be? - Mexico!
- Cameroon. - A beautiful flag.
I drew Uganda. The capital is Kampala.
I thought Cameroon had a different flag.
- Where do you want to build the flag? - Outside. Go large or go home.
I think they say "Go big or go home."
We have the shield. We're damn lucky.
It's not exactly the same green colour, but are we going to be that anal?
I don't think they'll be offended by it.
Will you hold this for me?
I need more yellow. Are there more yellow ducks?
I'll go check.
- What colour is it? - Grey.
- That thing is white, you know. - Let's go!
What do you think about Mexico?
It's a nice flag. Simple, like the Danish one.
And it doesn't have those damn drawings on it.
You know, some kind of bird.
♪ La Cucaracha, La Cucaracha... ♪
This isn't new to me either.
- What? - Folding textiles.
Easy.
The point on the real flag might be a little wider.
The edge of the Croatian flag is...
I'll be an honorary member of Cameroon after this.
There are five minutes.
- Five? - Exactly.
That's it.
It's a bit of a shame that there isn't green in Cameroon's flag.
Then you could have used the lawn.
Do you want to send a greeting to Uganda?
Hello, Uganda.
Hola! Mexico.
To all Croatian citizens...
Your flag is very beautiful. The best flag in the entire world.
That's pretty damn good.
Lasse, ask Mette where she's going on a month's vacation in two days.
Mette, where are you going in two days?
I was supposed to go to Mexico. But I'm hearing in my earpiece -
- that it's not happening after all, damn it.
Was it Paradise? Yes, it was. [referencing the reality show Paradise Hotel]
I can definitely feel that I'm experiencing what many your age have experienced,
Lars: Getting cancelled.
And finding out at the age of 37 that I'm a racist.
I thought you were experiencing it like many experience on 'Paradise':
Getting taken hard from behind.
Maybe you can find a last-minute trip to Italy.
Can I see the flags that have been made, so I can judge?
We are, after all...
- Ane, that's just 1 point. - Surprising.
Luxury, man.
You got off damn easy there.
That's insane. I... I'll shut up, it's luxury.
I've been so bad. Yet I'm not the worst.
You get twice as many points as Ane. 2 points.
That's a damn good Kenyan flag.
I just hope I don't trigger a civil war in Central Africa.
Hello.
I am...
To the people of Uganda: I am very sorry.
3 points for a Kenyan flag.
But it's not Uganda's, and therefore not that accurate.
Mette, it's a stroke of luck you drew the Mexican flag.
The only one who makes an accurate flag is Mikkel -
- who sees the difference between Germany and Belgium and gets 5 points.
- Should we squeeze in one more from the house? - Yes, we definitely should.
I started the season by saying that I'd read online...
...that people think we like to make the contestants look stupid.
And I promised that I would put that to rest.
Now we've come to the last task from the house.
And I ended up make a promise that I can't keep.
- Good day, good day. - What do you have for me?
I see a can.
Oh no! Canned goods.
- It's empty. - Is it what I think it is?
- That depends on what you think it is. - Faeces.
- What? - No.
Okay.
"Build a tower of the cans in the laboratory."
- "Highest tower wins." - No way, that's fun!
"You have to put on a blindfold..."
"...in this room." That's a bit annoying.
- "You have five minutes." - "Your time starts now."
- Where's my blindfold? - Do you have a blindfold for me?
What...? The time has started.
- Is there a blindfold in here? - Where is the blindfold?
- Shut up. - I guessed that quickly.
My funnest experiences were with a blindfold on.
- What could that be? - A vacation to Kos, among other things.
Is that a sanitary pad?
Is there double-sided tape on it?
There bloody is!
It's perfect!
- Three minutes left. - We need to get to the lab, Mark.
There are some loopholes in these tasks -
- where you can interpret them a little freely.
Other times, we end up with a grown man with a sanitary pad on his face.
I couldn't find the blindfold.
So it was lucky Mark had one close at hand.
Anything to add about the rules?
How long did it take Mikkel to figure out how sanitary pads work?
Almost the entire five minutes.
Most of the time was spent looking for tape.
Because how else would it stay on?
I didn't know about the adhesive, but that's clever.
I'd love to see what your baby looks like with a nappy.
If you can't get that off, it'd be completely impossible for you with two.
It fits fine. It covers the ears. There are no problems.
- Who do we start with? - We'll start with you, Ane.
We'll get the answer to: What's the deal with the cans?
We'll also be asking the question: What would Poul Krebs have done? [Danish pop/rock musician]
Then it's just a matter of finding the lab.
Mark, why...? I have a feeling...
...that it's just not that simple. Okay.
I didn't think you could knock over so many.
I feel surprisingly on top of things.
And I've decided to be more calm.
- How's that going? - It's going bloody great.
It's not worth getting worked up. I'm singing some Poul Krebs.
30 seconds.
Mark, that's just super-duper.
And time's up.
Top dollar. That's otherwise a beautiful tower.
If there was any doubt that you, Ane Høgsberg -
- are a true Jutlander, then we know it after this clip.
Many would ask themselves: "What would Jesus do?"
And Jesus translates directly to Poul Krebs in this situation.
Jesus ain't got nothing on Poul Krebs.
- Do you want to send him a greeting? - Poul? Oh my god!
Poul, if you're watching, I love you.
My sister stayed overnight at your house on Samsø -
- because she was in the same class as your daughter.
I wish it was me, but it was Trine.
- Coffee? Do you want coffee? - No... Sorry.
Can I send a greeting to Gilli? Hi, Kian! [Danish rapper Gilli, aka Kian Rosenberg Larsson]
That was all.
Mark, how high was Ane's tower?
Then maybe you could also offer some more solutions.
- Ane, four cans high. - Bloody good.
To knock down a four-can-high tower, we now move on to a trio -
- consisting of Mikkel, Lars, and David.
Time's running out, Mark.
The important thing when you're blind is really just sound.
- Mark! - Like that sound?
Did you build it?
If my blind hearing is correct, a huge tower just fell.
I remember when I was a teenager -
- I was told you could go blind from masturbating.
Yeah...?
I have a feeling now it was a good thing I stopped just in time.
- One minute left. - For fuck's sake.
Come on!
- No! - Four seconds!
- There. - And time's up.
Time's up.
- The cans... - Time's up.
That's marginally higher than mine.
You can almost imagine how big it was.
There's a lot of talk about what it's like to be blind -
- from a young man who has never been blind.
I've masturbated a lot.
Don't I look a little less of an idiot after we've seen Mikkel?
That's a general thing, I feel.
Three somewhat different solutions. What were the results?
Mikkel...
Two cans high.
Lars...
Three cans high.
But David, in four seconds you made a tower -
- that was seven cans high.
- We're missing Mette. - Now it's gonna be great.
Is it an igloo tower I'm supposed to build?
Ah! For fuck's sake. No! Calm down.
No, no, no!
Is the tower built?
It is built. Oh, careful!
This is the top.
- Who's making noises? - It's just little me.
Don't stand there talking shit.
Oh!
I need to hear the cans, not you.
- Sorry I spoke harshly to you. - That's a new side...
No!
Fuck me...
- No, no, no! - 15 seconds.
And time's up.
That's not half bad, Mark.
I'm out.
These...
Finger. Fingerspitzengefühl [fingertips feeling]. There's a sensory apparatus that can do something.
If they ever start a professional domino toppling league...
- Good idea. - Then you're an athlete for the rest of your life.
How nice is it to see this? You haven't seen it before.
I remember it as a really fun and scary task.
You get very scared. I reacted a little.
It's almost: "Mark, Mark, Mark!"
The tower wasn't the only thing that was high.
No. He's saying in a discreet way that you're a bit loud, Mette.
- You've called yourself the... - Human megaphone.
The loudest contestant we've ever had the honour of having.
Anyone can just come and claim that.
You can also prove it with a nice compilation.
Nice and easy. Don't panic.
Red wine!
Damn it, where is it...
- Why are you shouting? - I don't know!
I've said so many words! Okay!
Five plus eight times...
Fuck. Ah!
Long before a million Danes enjoy you on Stormester -
- there are tens of thousands in North Zealand who have already heard the answer.
I don't want those complaints: "We can't hear what they said."
What a way for Mette to finish.
- Can we get some points? - There's 1 point for you, Mikkel.
There are 2 points for Lars, 3 for Ane, 4 for David -
- and 5 points for the human megaphone, Mette Søndergaard!
Thank you for that!
I only desire dialogue!
We are one final task away from finding out:
Who will be crowned as the winner of Stormester season nine?
This final task is taking place right here on stage right now.
Mark, this is the very last task of the season.
It must be read aloud by a contestant. Who gets the pleasure for the last time?
- Mikkel, wouldn't you like to? - Gladly, mate.
That's good, mate.
"Answer Mark's question incorrectly." I already have an advantage here.
"If you answer correctly or hesitate, you're out."
- "The last contestant wins." - I'm going to read out a series of questions.
Then you have to take turns answering them incorrectly.
If you answer correctly or hesitate too long, you'll hear this sound...
- Then you're out and have to sit down. - Easy.
On my signal, Mark le Fêvre...
My signal, go.
- Ane, is water wet? - No.
- David, is the Earth flat? - Yes.
- Lars, can you see a radio? - See, sorry?
See a radio. He couldn't hear the question.
Can you see a radio? You can, so the answer should have been no.
We'll pick up with Mette Søndergaard.
- Mette, is a penguin a fish? - Yes.
Mikkel, can you roll two sixes in a row?
No.
- Ane, can you see the sun? - No.
- David, is ice hot? - Yes.
Mette, is May 1st on the same day every year?
Yes.
Mikkel, can you call from Ringsted to Thisted?
- No. - Ane...
- Is there a bird on the flag of Mexico? - Yes.
- There is a bird on the flag of Mexico. - Exactly.
Exactly.
- Hey, Lars. - Hi, hi.
Three contestants left in the game for the last 5 points of the season.
Mark, here you go.
- David, does X come after Q? - No.
Mette, are there 50 minutes in an hour?
Yes.
There bloody well aren't 50 minutes in an hour.
Among other things, there are 50 minutes in an hour.
Please, have a seat.
- Shut your trap! - Hey!
- That's not funny. - Have a good trip home!
- Jesus, man. - That's how it is.
- Mikkel, is 7 x 17 = 117? - Yes.
David, is Grabsehøgen an anagram for Ane Høgsberg?
Yes.
- Grabsehøgen is an anagram. - What's an anagram, you swine?
Hey! Hey! Hey!
Calm down.
Sorry. It's not like me to be that kind of person.
If you think:
It's cowardly to have to figure out what an anagram of Ane Høgsberg is -
- then I can remind you that just a few shows ago, I said loud and clear:
"An anagram for Ane Høgsberg is Grabsehøgen."
So, you're not allowed to zone out for two seconds during this show?
You have to hear everything that's being said.
Who's left? That makes it Mikkel Klint Thorius with 5 points.
Stand up.
Because...
All that's left now is for me to look at Mark and say:
When we add the final task points to the existing totals...
Who, Mark...
Who is the winner of Stormester season nine?
Are you ready to hear it? The winner of Stormester season nine is...
David Minerba!
Well...
Maybe it wasn't so stupid to get that tattoo.
Deserved winner of season nine of Stormester: David Minerba.
If you've just tuned in, you missed the whole thing. But don't worry.
It's not the last season of Stormester. Thank you for tonight.
Original Danish subtitles: Karl Wagner (Dansk Video Tekst)
Proofreading and adjustments: Chaya Friis and u/Taskmastermaster