And it was Lyngby!
It’s a family entertainment program.
That was bad.
You are a frisky little thing, huh?
My god she’s good!
- Interesting, - I was touched.
Welcome! This is an evening –
- where we're going to choose 1 previous winner of the 5 champions.
Who is the best of the best? Who has the most convoluted brain?
Who is the greatest of the champions? Only one can be the champion of champions.
Will it be Annika Aakjær? [Season 4 winner]
Or Christian Fuhlendorff? [Season 1 winner]
Maybe Jonas Mogensen. [Season 5 winner]
Or Sofie Linde. [Season 2 winner]
Or Victor Lander. [Season 3 winner]
In "Champion of Champions" we have asked five previous champions to
- to put all their honor and respect on the line to gain it tenfold.
At my side is Mark.
- Is that you, Mark? - Yeah, you better believe it.
What’s happened to Mark this time around?
A new development’s that we're recording at Bakken because you wanted to. [Bakken is the world’s oldest amusement park known for having Pjerrot, the clown who Mark is dressed up as.]
Whatever the cost. So, I made the deal.
Let this be a very important lesson: Always read the fine print.
Shall we disembark, Mark?
Where’s the great ship SS Stormester headed towards?
Which task have you lined up?
This is one of those tasks that’s tricky when you try to explain it to your colleagues.
It has something to do with a didgeridoo, a zebra, a laminator...
There's an artichoke. And Pjerrot set it all in motion.
- Hi, Mark. - Hi, Jonas.
Wow! Have you decorated?
Is that a didgeridoo? And a pint of beer!
Hey. Quick explanation:
My clothes got dirty and I didn't bring a change of clothes.
So, I had to to borrow your jacket.
Please stand behind the rope.
- What the hell are we going to do? - I mean...There’s a task.
- Can you bring it over here? - That’s the task. Read it out loud.
- Let me know when it’s readable - Closer.
"Complete these tasks."
"Most correctly performed tasks wins."
"Most..." No!
- Stop! - Maybe don't get too close to a burning fuse.
"You have 10 minutes from the time Mark lights the fuse." You can’t just light it!
"Attack the banana."
- "Attack the banana." - I've done that.
"Charm the didgeridoo."
"Eliminate the pint of beer. Hit the head." [Gok can mean: to hit or the sound a chicken makes]
"Eliminate the puddle... No wait, the pint of beer."
"Hit the head. Ignore the artichoke."
- "Ignore the artichoke." - "Throw the laminator."
- "Eliminate the pint of beer. Hit the head." - "Massage the elf." No!
- Ugh! - "The laminator..."
I've forgotten them all!
My God this blows.
What am I supposed to do?
That's a great question. What’s Sofie suppose to do?
Sofie panics and can't quite grasp the task. Can you please repeat the task?
- No. - Glad we cleared that up.
Shouldn't we see some of the attempts to solve this?
We’re going to start with Victor "I've forgotten them all" Lander.
And Annika "My God this blows” Aakjær.
I don't remember... Yeah.
Something about attacking the banana. Now it has been attacked.
I remember I had to charm this one.
- D-Didgeridoodoo. - How are you didgeridoo-doing?
- Yeah, that’s nice, right? - Massage the elf.
I think I had to hit the pint of beer.
Gok.
"OPD."
"Discover." You had to discover something.
"Update." Maybe I need to update something.
I think it said: "Hit Mark with the zebra."
There’s a war in Ukraine.
If it said I had to hit Mark with something then I have to do it with all of the items.
I’m not up to date with the news.
- Why did you have to set it on fire? - What else...Give me some sports scores.
I’ll see if I can read some more.
"Shake..." Something with a C.
What starts with C? Candy.
Hit. Let's hit everything.
Hit. Hit-hit, hit. Hit.
What words starts with a C?
Didn't you just...? I'm experiencing major déjà vu.
Did they spell xylophone with a C?
No, it was the candy! Okay.
- Is time up? - Yes.
I have a feeling... It's not a good feeling.
No...
You won the first season you were in -
- with the "Annika Aakjær strategy".
What is that, Annika?
To bet on someone doing worse than you.
- You're welcome. - That's why you brought your boyfriend.
You guys can’t remember a lot of the 13 tasks, right?
- No. - So, what do you do instead, Victor?
Forget about it. And move on to the next task.
- That's certainly a way to do it. - But I did hit some things.
And I updated a bunch of other things.
Very much so.
Let’s see how many tasks Annika and Victor solved.
- You solved 4. - 4 tasks.
Thank you.
I've never seen anyone get applauded for 4 of 13. It completed tasks were:
Attack the banana, charm the didgeridoo, hit the head and massage the elf.
And you updated the wok about the war in Ukraine.
So those two are neck and neck.
Yeah, Annika solved: attack the banana, charm the didgeridoo and hit the head.
- And you also did shake the candy. - Twice, in fact.
We still haven’t seen the 3 other contestants trying to do the 13 tasks...
- which they only get a few seconds to remember. Who are we going to see next?
If you didn't watch the first episode of this series -
- then you need to know that this is Champion of Champions.
Anyways... We're going to watch Sofie -
- trying to solve the incredibly difficult task of hitting the head.
Please stop burning! Can I save some of it?
Something with the elf and hitting the head.
Oh, stop! Stop!
Hit the head?
So, do I have to use this one because it says gok? No that’s a chicken.
What should I hit my head into? Gok.
Do I have to get it out of the net? Does it need to be released?
What the fuck?
What am I supposed to do, Mark? "Eliminate the pint of beer."
Now it's eliminated. What else was I supposed to do?
Something about a parrot ...
Oh my God.
It’s not real for all the kids watching. You should never do that to a parrot.
Gok the head? Gok-gok.
Is that...?
Is this gok-gok? Did it say something about eliminating the candy?
I'm going to look like a complete idiot.
What the hell is gok-gok?
What else did I say ... What’s up with that head?
Hit the head!
Jesus!
I don't want to talk about it. I just need us to move on.
I said a parrot says gok. A parrot has never said that.
It can say anything.
You can teach it to say gok. But it will probably start with a hello.
Fuck... for fuck's sake!
How many tasks did Sofie complete?
Sofie eliminated the pint, discovered the parrot's quiz -–
- changed the trout's stream and hit the head.
That's 4 tasks. I'll add: She said the word gok 24 times.
It won’t give her any extra points but 24 goks.
It’s rare to see panic take a hold of Sofie.
Does anyone keep their cool?
We'll skip ahead to the cunning Christian and Jonas.
We're talking about a man with a resting heart rate that's hard to detect at times.
"You have 10 minutes from the time Mark lights the fuse."
You can't just light the fuse!
I'll take a picture.
- Did you get it? - Yeah, I did.
Attack the banana!
Would you like a flower?
You're a frisky little thing.
- It's like the alphabet. A, B, C. - Yes, it's alphabetical.
"Charm the didgeridoo, eliminate the pint...
- hit the head, ignore the artichoke."
"Ignore artichoke." There are no artichokes.
Mmm.
He likes it.
Wow! What the hell is that?
"What color is Mark's blue suit?"
It's a quiz!
- Isn't it black? - No.
"Unravel the wool."
- 1.6 kg. [Measure the wok and Xylophone] - 1.7.
- Sucks that someone drew on you. [Have pity for the zebra] - "Change the trout’s stream."
- I guess that was it. - You'd think so.
I'm missing that one.
Good thing we remembered.
- Remembered what? - The artichoke.
I shouldn't have done that. I forgot my own plan.
The higher you fly as they say.
You guys killed it.
I did ignore it at first.
I was so close to not getting that picture taken.
You know, when you make that little movie when you press and hold the picture button...
- As I did that the paper burst into flames.
I was like a resident of a nursing home fiddling with the remote control.
I want to ask a question. We also ignored the artichoke.
We did. Yes.
It's a bit annoying that you guys also noticed it.
I don't even want to go through your 10 minutes solutions.
But as an example: Victor, I'm pretty sure the artichoke was updated.
Christian Fuhlendorff, that's 13 out of 13 possible tasks.
Can we see Jonas' solution to the tasks?
- They just ran simultaneously... - And that’s how you ignore something, Jonas.
I had ...
Christian figures out that there's a system.
Everything is in alphabetical order. A for attack, B for banana -
- C for charm, D as didgeridoo -
- Until we get to: "Change the trout's stream." [Ends like the Danish alphabet with Æ, Ø and Å]
Cool...
I'm going to lock the count of tasks you solved.
No! I was ignoring it.
So did Annika.
And I felt pity for the zebra as well. Anyone could see... The audience could see it.
Come on, Lasse, please?
- Oh, okay. - Wow!
Wow!
- Oh well, I tried. - Uff! That was ugly.
4 solved tasks for Annika, Sofie and Victor.
- How are the points distributed? - 3 points to them.
Sorry Jonas but the artichoke was your downfall. 4 points for you.
Christian, you’re in the lead with 5 points.
What are we doing now?
We are going to work with the concepts of hubris and nemesis.
And it's also about who has the longest pole.
- Oh, no. - I don't remember that one.
Hey, Mark. What have you come up with now, you crazy bastard?
- What the fuck? - Wow!
- What’s that? - Why are you standing with that dumb pole?
- Is it difficult? - A bit.
- Do I have to bring that down to get the task? - No, I can hand it to you.
There's a task on it, you dummy.
- What kind of silly task is this? - Read the task.
- "Choose a length..." - "For this pole."
"Then transport it through the course."
Where’s the course? What course?
"Whoever completes the course with the longest pole wins."
- "Every time your pole touches something..." - "Other than your hands..."
"10 centimeters will be subtracted from the length of the pole."
"You have 10 minutes to to complete the course."
"Your time starts now."
- I have to either expand or shrink it. - There must be a loophole.
- Ugh, this sucks! - Fuck.
The rules are a bit complicated. Might be worth repeating.
You all had to complete a course with the pole.
There's just the small caveat that the pole loses 10 centimeters of its length -
- every time the pole touches anything other but your hands.
That’s why it's a bit of a gamble.
If you have the confidence, you can run the course with the full length.
You might risk knocking into things, Victor.
Yeah, yeah. Oh, well.
You have 10 minutes to complete the course.
The longest pole wins -
- after we've adjusted for the number of mistakes you make along the way.
Longest pole wins. Who should we watch first, Mark?
We’re going to start with Annika and Jonas, both with relatively long poles.
At least at the start.
Slightly shorter.
This is too long. I'll take down one notch. That’s good...
That's the difference between a big Land Rover -
- and a Tiguan. It's just a bit handier.
Okay.
It’s already... No...
No, no, no! Chaos!
No!
It was one touch.
No!
- This pole will be my Waterloo. - For fuck's sake!
No!
Ups!
For fuck sakes!
How the hell...?
Can you hold it?
I’m releasing it.
- You have to do it like this. - How many times do you think you’ve hit something?
For fucks sake!
No!
Come on... No!
This is not worthy of life.
- What do you think? - Not good.
I'm content. Wasn’t that alright, Annika?
- I'm aiming for the bottom placement. - I don't think you got it.
We began with the 2 Northern Jutlanders with very different reactions.
You're in tears and no one can decipher what mood you're in, Jonas.
I think once I started just throwing it I had given up.
How did they do on the on the obstacle course?
Jonas, you started with a 5.49 meters pole and then made 12 errors.
- Only 12? - That's great!
That's a penalty of 120 cm so, your pole ends up at 4.29 meters.
That's pretty damn good!
Well done.
Are you really saying well done to that?
It's a longer pole than what Annika started with.
You started with 4.26 meters.
Even if you had flawlessly completed the course...
- Which I almost did. - And that's a huge if we're working with here.
It definitely bumped into things more than 12 times.
You're absolutely right. 22.
So, you end up with a 2.06 meters pole.
There must be other ways to solve this task.
Yes, we’re going to watch two. Victor and Christian.
But do I need to bring the pole with me? I have to transport it.
It's the length I'm going with. It's stupid.
Remove the... No!
- Have you really won this competition before? - Yes, I have.
It's wordplay like this that gets you the win.
No!
Why didn’t you say anything? You're an idiot.
Every time it touches anything other than my hands...
You can just remove these.
- Are you changing the course? - It doesn't say that I can't.
There’s a new course!
- It's going pretty well. - This is easy.
This is really easy.
Was that's it?
No!
- What did you miss? - I forgot one!
- Then I'll take another 10 centimeters off. - The ground also ...
No! For fuck's sake!
Done.
It doesn't say anything about that you can't alter the course.
Okay, man.
Christian, you made it through the house before you realized you could change the course.
You're quicker, Victor. But something goes wrong with the mailbox.
Yeah, I forgot to look in the mailbox.
There is a finger as there usually is.
So, then you have to get it through the mailbox.
Then it hits the mailbox a couple of times, right?
Mark keeps track of the length and errors.
Mark, can you give us a clue about how they’re positioned in the race?
Gladly. Christian starts with a length of 5.15 meters.
You started with approx. the same, Jonas.
He just doesn't make anywhere near the same number of errors -
- and ends up with a length of 4.55 meters. Longer than Jonas'.
Victor, you chose the full length: 8.5 meters.
And only make 5 mistakes.
So, you end up with a pole of 8 meters which is by far the longest.
- Impressive. - Thanks.
But is it approved? I have an eerie feeling that there's a “but” approaching.
I shouldn't be ruining the good vibes...
- but you were so close to the the perfect solution.
I brought wormwood if you need it. [a play on the Danish expression “dip wormwood in a cup” which means to ruin the mood]
Which I can just throw in the old cup.
Victor, you insist on putting it through the mailbox.
We had anticipated the solutions like Victor and Christian.
Maybe there was another hidden detail -
- you could’ve easily overlooked.
Are you eliminated?
- No, Victor got it through. - No!
It's a bit like an elimination race.
Christian, you removed the finger we put in the bottom of the mailbox -
- but missed the one we drew inside the mailbox.
But Victor, you got your pole through the mailbox.
So, it’s good? Yes!
Wow!
- How happy are you right now? - Insanely happy!
It finally happened, Victor.
Victor, sit back. I have something I want you to show you.
Fuck.
So close.
So close!
You want a hug?
That’s not the first time.
You left an finger and didn’t get the pole through the house.
- So, you didn't complete the course. - It really pays off being stupid in this one.
Those were two well thought-out solutions That almost worked.
But we still haven’t seen everyone.
My daughter was teething during that time. I don't remember anything.
I have zero clue how I got through that one.
I hadn't slept that night.
If you solved it then I'm done.
"My daughter was teething."
Oh, no...
Now I remember what I did!
- Is that right? Shall we watch it? - Yes!
Then let's do it.
"Every time your pole touches anything other but your hands, 10 centimeters is subtracted."
So only if it touches it once.
So, I can cover it up with something. Then only 10 centimeters will be subtracted.
And then I'm good to go.
Good.
The tape’s not touching the pole.
Yay.
It doesn't matter because it's covered.
Ops.
Why does it have to be so heavy?
Stupid task.
- Done. - Shit!
Finally.
I’ve been so ashamed of myself in this show.
Right there I thought: Finally, I can take out a loan from the bank.
It seems like a well thought-out solution. Unless...
Unless we have a clip to show, Mark.
- A little more wormwood? - No!
You typically get a discount when buying excess amount of wormwood.
Come on. You even put on celebratory music. That’s cruel!
There's no more wormwood.
That's awesome! Yes!
How long was the pole when Sofie began -
- and how many mistakes did she make?
She made 3 mistakes so that’s practically nothing.
It’s a really nice solution. You probably should’ve taken a bigger risk.
When we subtract your penalties, you end up with a 4.04 meter pole.
Which isn’t bad but it’s still smaller than Jonas Mogensen.
So, there was plenty of wormwood.
No...
Oh my God this is so stupid.
So, there are 2 disqualifications. How are the points distributed?
0 points for Victor and Christian. Annika gets 3, Sofie gets 4.
The big winner is Jonas -
- who gets 5 points and puts himself in the lead.
It isn’t easy solving my tasks.
And it doesn’t get easier when we have for the first time decided to pair them up in teams.
- Oh, God. - Shit.
- Do we have more team tasks? - Here you go.
- First man. Hi, Mark. - Hey, Victor.
What a day.
- Hi, Mark. - Hi, Annika.
- Hey. - Hey, Christian.
- Am I doing this alone? - How crazy. Hi, Annika.
- Hi, Sofie Linde. - It's great to see you.
And we're going to solve these tasks together. That's awesome.
Good morning, Jonas.
Annika you may open your task.
- Is there another task over there? - There’s also one here.
Victor, please read your task first.
- Should I read out loud? - What does it say?
"Please whisper...
"... the task to Mark through the tin-phone."
- Are you ready? - Yes.
"Place different things from the shed into the bathtub."
Most different things placed in the bathtub wins.
"Your time starts when Mark makes his signal."
Christian you may open your task.
"Please whisper this task to Mark through the tin-phone."
- This one? - It doesn’t say where we have to stand?
Give me that.
Lean in.
Stand next to me while I whisper to Mark.
Fuck, you're so smart!
"Wrap the surface of the bathtub..." - "In plastic wrap."
- "Most successful wrapping..." - "Of the bathtub wins."
“You have 3 minutes. Your time starts when Mark makes his signal."
"Fill the bathtub with water. Most filled bathtub wins."
"You have 3 minutes. Your time starts when Mark makes his signal."
Is the task understood?
- Gentlemen? - Yes.
- Yeah? - Yes.
- Okay... - Now you have a task and...
We have to put something in it, right?
I don't think I've understood the task.
The complicated part of the task is -
- that no individual points are awarded since it’s a team task.
I'm looking at, who, overall...
- has solved the tasks, you each had to solve, the best.
Mark, should we watch one of teams?
We'll start with the men. With these team tasks...
- it was difficult placing them into groups because of the odd numbers of contestants.
It's the Champion of Champions series so, we only have smart contestants.
We were worried about -
- if it was going to be unfair that you had an extra brain amongst you.
What we figured out was that all you had to do to level the playing field was to ask Jonas to handle a garden hose.
- You need to get something in. - Yes, a bunch of stuff.
- Can you get that? - No, not right now.
- Different things... - There you go.
That was a...
- Very different grill briquettes. - We need water.
- Aren't they different? - Yes, they’re all different.
There’s no water coming out!
There’s no water!
I don't want to do this.
- What is your task? - To put water in that bathtub.
- Is water coming out now? - No... Yes, water is coming out now.
Time is up.
That went very well.
- Were there any water problems? - Yes...
I could’ve used that one.
- The spirit level? - No, that one.
Accessory for the water hose.
Was that it? Awesome.
I'm sorry that I threw the accessory to the water hose into the bathtub.
You want to hear my thoughts of what happened?
We all do.
I think you had sabotaged the hose.
I can't put it back on and I was thinking: I'll have to change something.
I should never have done that.
At the height of the panic Victor says: "What's happening?"
And you answer: "I need to get some water in tub."
What's going on with that garden hose?
Nothing. Seriously.
We haven't done anything to it. It's just you who can’t make it work.
The garden hose is definitely long enough to to reach the bathtub -
- if you roll it out correctly.
We still haven’t seen the other team.
I really want to see Jonas with that garden hose again.
"I just need to put some water in tub."
You have an acceptable solution.
You didn’t quite finish the task but still did fairly well.
How did Annika and Sofie do in comparison?
They are slightly better in sync than Jonas with the garden hose.
Damn, damn, damn, damn!
Don't wrap the surface yet! I'm helping, dammit.
- How much time’s left? - 2 minutes and 34 seconds.
The surface. We just need to get...
It's something about most things in the bathtub.
We need the surface.
I hate this.
Damn, this is making me sweat.
Now I've messed up the roll. No!
Take a new one. We've got this.
We'll make it.
And time’s up.
- That's really well done. - Are you okay, Annika?
- That was really stressful. - Maybe I’m not stressing enough.
Then you're breaking even.
Yeah, we do.
But why didn’t they get the difficult one?
Everyone knows that water hoses are more difficult than Vita Wrap.
You say that but Annika Aakjær's goal is to be the worst performer.
During the 3 minutes, the woman who wants to be the worst performer -
- managed to say the following:
"Damn, damn, damn, damn. Ugh, I hate this."
"Damn, it’s making me sweat. Now I've messed up the roll."
Words from a woman who who doesn't want to do well.
I have to say I realized I'm a bad teammate.
But is she allowed to fill the bathtub?
You could all help each other with your individual tasks.
Why didn't you help me, Victor?
How did they do?
Victor, Fuhlendorff and Jonas, You got 79 items down and 2 liters of water.
Sofie and Annika, you got 68 items.
But we can take a look at their wrappings.
There are tourists in international airports -
- who packs their suitcases worse than the girls.
It's very thorough. It's efficient.
There’s no doubt which team has won.
4 points for the contestants on the winning team.
2 points for the 3 contestants on the other team.
There’s only one task left which they have solved at my house.
It’s a painting task. This has nothing to do with the task.
But someone at home after seeing the intro might say that’s special effects, cheating.
But no. I'm just that good at throwing.
- Hi, Mark. - Hi, Annika.
- Do I have to do all of these tasks? - No, you have to choose one of them.
I'll take this one.
Oh no. Not painting.
Oh my God. There’s Annika.
- Why? - She has chosen that task.
Which one do you want choose?
The top dog.
- Yo. - Yo.
- You have to choose one of the three. - Have the others chosen any of them?
Annika took the bottom one and Victor took the top one.
Okay.
This seems looks like a mess.
We have to paint. Okay.
Ouch.
- Was that your knee? - No it was my foot, I just wanted some attention. Oh, well...
- "Paint the most accurate portrait." "The second most..."
- "Third most..." - "Fourth most" ...
"The least accurate portrait of the Taskmaster."
- So, I don’t have to make the best? - No, you picked the one right in the middle.
"If you do the least..."
- "Fourth most..." - "Third most..."
"Most accurate portrait of the Taskmaster, you get 5 points."
- "You have 20 minutes." - Good, you cannot stress when making art.
"Your time starts now."
One person must make the best -
- the second best, and I should be the fourth.
And then Annika has to be the worst.
Okay, so it shouldn't look like him at all.
It really shouldn't look like him at all.
What to do then?
- Are you good at drawing? - No, I'm not.
Think of it this way. We just had a team task.
In a sense you're all on the same team in this task.
And only if, once we've seen all five portraits -
- are in the correct placement do you get 5 points.
It gets less complicated, as we see the portraits.
Who are we going to see first?
Jonas and Annika. Jonas should be the second most accurate image.
Annika should be the least.
I just think I have to really try.
Least accurate.
I have to remember what he looks like.
I'm painting a landscape. Lasse is not a landscape.
He has a proper side-parting.
This way.
I could also draw you.
In a way you’re the opposite of the Taskmaster.
You're the small-loser. [Opposite of the word Stormester which directly translates to big-winner]
He also has a beard to compensate for his double chin.
I forgot to give you hands Mark. But in a way you're paralyzed.
That’s not Lasse. Psychologically you also don’t have hands.
Yeah, yeah. I should probably stop now.
And time’s up.
- What did you create? - Something that doesn't look like Lasse.
The problem is that it's better than Victor.
- You don't have any faith in him? - No, are you crazy.
I think that might be the best one.
That's a pretty good. 586 Can you please reveal the two portraits that Annika and Jonas have made.
I'd love to.
This is so exciting.
Here’s Annika Aakjærs portrait.
Wow that's beautiful.
Wow, Jonas...!
- That's really good. - It’s really pretty.
I was also pleasantly surprised.
When you guys talk about whether it's good, really good or bad -
- it's crucial that it has the right placement in the order.
So far, yours is less accurate than Jonas'.
So far both of them are in the correct order Well done.
Mark, a lot can change. Who are we going to see next?
Let's jump straight to Sofie. Anyone who knows how she lives knows -
- that when there's access different colors of paint, things get busy.
Fuck, I’ll do a Ibi-pippi [Danish artist known for provocative pieces. Was sentenced for vandalizing a painting, Den foruroligende ælling, by gluing her face on it and signed her name with a permanent marker. Described it as making it her own as the original painter found the painting at a flea market and painted on a duck.]
I'm taking an already existing portrait of Lasse Rimmer - [Danish artist known for provocative pieces. Was sentenced for vandalizing a painting, Den foruroligende ælling, by gluing her face on it and signed her name with a permanent marker. Described it as making it her own as the original painter found the painting at a flea market and painted on a duck.]
- and then I’ll paint my portrait on it and then make it my own.
It's not a completely bad idea. But it’s a bad idea.
That’s why it’s the fourth dumbest thing you can do.
I'm making a happening -
- which is not a good idea but not 100% bad either.
He’s in a small eggshell.
Lasse has a nice pair of glasses made for tv. A look he hasn't changed.
This is a bad portrait.
This has to be the fourth worst.
You're painting on top of a picture of me. Can we see it, Mark?
- Yeah... - It's not supposed to be good.
I’m looking at it and thinking: You have ...
- It looks like Lasse. - It's an art happening.
A bad art happening.
You've painted on the the glass outside of the portrait.
We need to see how it looks when everything is removed.
That's the thing, that's what’s so bad about this portrait.
Can we see? Remove the picture of me.
That's nice.
You had to be second worst. You're still between the two.
An exciting art discussion. Is that your painting?
It is now like that.
It's better than Annika's and worse than Jonas'.
So, we need to switch Jonas and Sofie.
So, it’s still the correct placement for all 3 artists.
- Is that worse than mine? - Come on.
It’s really good, Jonas.
The crucial thing right now is -
- that Christian's portrait must be better than Sofie's but worse than Jonas'.
And Victor's is the best of all. Who are we going to see next?
Christian, you had to make the third most accurate image.
It's just difficult to make something average when you're really fucking good.
Okay ...!
I have a strategy. He needs glasses.
And then he has a nose.
The important thing is that there’s somewhat a resembles but not too much.
Third best.
How would a number 3 painter paint?
A number 3 painter doesn't know anything about colors.
- You have to make yourself worse? - Yes!
When you make modern art the trick is ...
... to make it ugly. To make it ugly.
Modern art.
Oh, no.
And time’s up.
- Third best? - Yes.
What are you thinking? What are you feeling?
- I still think you're pretty good. - No.
- Don't you get captured by the eyes? - Yes.
I do.
I’m content.
That's average.
It's average, according to the artist.
Mark, will you reveal Christian's portrait?
It’s a portrait of me.
What? That's great!
Okay, what?
That’s crazy, Christian!
Wow, how crazy!
- It's better than mine. - No, it's not better!
I have one question, Christian. How much?
Because it’s frighteningly accurate.
I'll give it to you if you say it’s average.
That's about what it costs.
When I see the portraits next to each other Jonas, your portrait is really nice.
But next to Fuhlendorff's I think: It looks more like you.
It looks more like Jonas Mogensen.
Well, it does.
Right now, Christian has painted the most accurate portrait.
- How has Victor done? - Cunning as a fox.
Hold on.
Well, the most accurate portrait of the Taskmaster -
- is an existing portrait of the Taskmaster.
Yes.
Good.
That's pretty good. I don't want to do any more.
The most accurate portrait of the Taskmaster.
- Which you have now...? - Painted.
"Paint the most accurate portrait of the Taskmaster."
I’ve just painted the most accurate portrait of the Taskmaster.
- No ... - Now it's all messed up.
Come on Victor. Damn it, that’s a photograph!
Are you scolding him for painting on top of a photograph?
I did my portrait as Ibi-pippi. You have painted a sun, Victor.
- And you said: "I'm acing this." - I am.
There's...
There is only glass. You’ve done the same.
But the way I read the task ...
It says: "Paint the most accurate portrait of the Taskmaster."
I have interpreted the task as -
- I going to paint on the most accurate portrait of the Taskmaster.
Therefore have I painted ...
We agreed that the frame and all the other shit is the portrait of the Taskmaster.
Then you have to remove the frame, the paper and everything but the glass -
- before I accept it.
You speak as if you have any power.
Can you even get disqualified in this task?
Yes, you can but no one has been.
I don't know why you’re in favor of Victor being disqualified.
It’s the least accurate portrait.
For fuck sakes Jonas Mogensen!
The order should have been -
- that Annika should’ve made worst portrait. She didn’t.
Sofie didn’t make the second worst.
Christian did not make the the third worst.
But Jonas has made the second most accurate portrait!
And the best is made by Christian Fuhlendorff.
So, 0 points to everyone except Jonas -
- who gets 5 points for making the second-best portrait.
But will he also be in front at the end?
Will he cross the finish line first? We’ll know after the final task of the show.
You made the same mistake.
Mark, this is the final task. Who's going to read it out loud?
Sofie.
Here you go.
You're looking a lot.
"Take turns rolling a wheel towards the figures."
"Your roll must be made from the spot and cannot be moved."
"If your wheel does not cross the edge of the stage -
- you may not roll any more wheels."
"If both of your figurines fall then you may not roll any more wheels."
"Last standing figure wins."
You must knock down all figures except your own.
There are only points for the last man standing. 5 points.
Unless after 3 rounds there’s more than one person standing.
Can you go over the figurines?
No, you can't!
- Are you ready? - Do I start?
You have fewest points so let's start with you.
Okay. I need a test roll.
That's really difficult. Okay.
Oh!
Nice.
Christian.
Oh, shit.
Oh!
Holy crap.
- Annika. - That's me.
One Victor, one Jonas and one Christian have fallen so far.
Oh!
Sorry.
Sofie, here you go.
Everyone except Annika has had one of their figurines knocked over.
Look at that.
- It’s fine. - Jonas, here you go.
Who are you aiming for?
I'm going over there. Everything else seems completely...
Come on, Jonas. We're sitting next to each other.
I've been so nice to you.
I've been so nice.
Remember that, Jonas!
Oh!
- I can't get them down, Sofie. - I'm in such a bad position right now.
- They're just hanging up there. - Victor, step forward.
- Who's rolling after me? - I am if I'm still standing.
- Time will tell. - What are you going to do?
Now be careful that you don't hit yourself.
- Victor, damn it. - He's playing it safe.
No!
Victor eliminates himself!
- No. - Christian, go ahead.
Victor has eliminated himself and Jonas of the game.
Only Annika and Christian are left.
If you say so.
- Ugh, that's a bad wheel. - It's a bit of a matchball.
If Christian knocks down Annika's figures Then he's the winner.
And if he doesn’t then you get the opportunity.
Let me ask you ask you. What if I...
- Are Annika and I both receiving points? - No.
Oh so you’re asking if you agree that you won’t hit each other's figurines -
- then you’ll both get 5 points?
- You can do that. - We'll do it anyway!
Love for everyone but me.
Like a reality show where you're not allowed to drop the ball. [Paradise Hotel has a final challenge where the last couple has to hold a ball to get the prize money shared between them but if it’s dropped then whoever drops it is the only one getting any money.]
It's a "Paradise" -situation, if you do that. [Paradise Hotel has a final challenge where the last couple has to hold a ball to get the prize money shared between them but if it’s dropped then whoever drops it is the only one getting any money.]
That's pretty sweet.
- Okay. - Annika.
- So, is she going to drop the ball? - I've said I don't want to win.
And I've been acting like someone who has no interest in points.
But when you're standing there anyway...
Then I’m tempted.
No...
Christian, did you do that on purpose or was it a poor roll?
It was poor roll. Just knock them over.
I don't know if I can.
Wow, that's a lot of pressure.
Come on, Annika!
Now I’ll just do something. Maybe you’ll get 5 points.
No!
5 points for Annika Aakjær! Who’s the winner tonight?
It's been a whirlwind.
And also, a winner has to be announced.
- And the winner is Jonas Mogensen. - That's me.
You won anyway. Jonas Mogensen won.
I'll put it here.
Normally, Jonas Mogensen, there’s no prize in each episode.
But for the Northern Jutlander ... Here you go. It's well deserved.
It all counts the same in a North Jutland economy.
If you've just tuned in you've missed the whole thing.
Thank you and goodnight.
Translation for r/panelshow November 2023