And it was Lyngby!
It is a family entertainment program.
That was bad.
You are a frisky little thing, huh?
My god she’s good!
- Interesting, - I was touched.
Welcome to another ride around the Taskmaster manége.
We've coaxed the previous five winners to come back -
- to battle for a brand new title.
The first person to win twice gets the title of Champion of Champions.
It takes just the right combination of hunger and thirst.
Who’s it going to be? Will it be Annika Aakjær? [Season 4 winner]
Or maybe Christian Fuhlendorff? [Season 1 winner]
Could it be Jonas Mogensen? [Season 5 winner]
Or Sofie Linde? [Season 2 winner]
Maybe it will be Victor Lander. [Season 3 winner]
- It's great to see you all again. - Likewise.
I'm sitting here with my very faithful and very reasonably paid assistant.
Mark, has anything new happened in your life?
- Si. - That's French, Lasse.
I'm thinking it might be Italian.
- Is it Italian? - Si.
You learned Italian because we were doing Champion of Champions?
It’s something special for the winners because I think Italian is beautiful.
Can you say anything else in Italian? It's very nice.
No.
- That's it? - Si.
Carbonara. Pasta penne. Bolognese.
It’s kind of funny how that’s not considered racist. But it isn't.
Shouldn't we get going? Where do we begin?
We going to begin with... Simple might be underselling it.
But it’s something about 5 things that need to be put in a correct order.
Woohoo?
- Yeah... - What’s this?
An altar? Or an art installation.
Femina, angel, clogs.
- There’s something written on here. - "Say a pleasant word."
- Before I open the task? - Yes, please.
What’s a pleasant word?
Exciting is a pleasant word for me.
Ø. Because it's both a letter and a word. [Ø means island]
Pillow is a nice word.
- Which word is unpleasant? - Bumblebee.
F...
That's a very pleasant word. I’ll say F.
- "Place the things on the table..." - "in the correct order."
- "Throughout the entire task..." - "say your pleasant word... "
"In between each beat on the metronome."
What the hell is a metronome? Is it this?
So, while I'm figuring it out I have to say bumblebee all the time?
"You can’t change the metronome."
"Every time you make a mistake with the metronome 10 seconds will be added."
"Fastest wins."
"Your time starts when Mark starts the metronome."
- The correct order? - Yes.
Exciting. Exciting.
Bumblebee. Bumblebee. Bumblebee. Bumblebee.
That's just an ordinary Tuesday morning for you, Victor.
I know what the word is. It rhymes with pee. [The censured word Victor chose was pussy which rhymes with the Danish word for pee]
There are 5 things on the table:
An angel, one clog, a Femina magazine, a tomato and a lizard.
The 5 things must be placed in the correct order. And you have to figure it what that is.
And Mark, a Champion of Champions season ...
If you just had to figure out the the order that would be too easy.
So, we've made a little bit more difficult.
Just placing things in the correct order would be too easy for champions... we thought.
So they had to say their pleasant word after every beat.
- It’s a bit of multitasking. - That's not fair.
That's not even interesting.
We've already established that I can't do that shit.
It’s the equivalent of getting a flamingo to fill out your tax return.
Are we going to begin with someone who didn't figure out the correct order?
Maybe, but before I reveal that I’ll say we’re going to watch Annika and Jonas.
As you just said, you're not fond of multitasking.
Those who have been following along might remember your great quote:
I can't multitask!
Let's see how it goes.
Bumblebee. Bumblebee. Bumblebee.
Exciting. Exciting.
- Bumblebee. - Exciting.
Bumblebee. I can only sit... Bumblebee.
I can't... Bumblebee. What’s this?
Exciting. Exciting. Exciting.
I can also just not do it. It just adds 10 seconds.
I have some kind of reptile and an angel.
- Angel and a lizard. - A lizard?
Exciting. Exciting. Exciting.
- Are you thinking? - I'm just pretending.
Exciting. I think this is the correct order.
Exciting.
Does it have something to do with evolution?
What came first?
- The lizards before the divine. - The lizards before religion.
Tomatoes have probably always been here. Then came the lizard.
This might be a mistake.
It's the 70s and then Femina.
And we’re still waiting for the divine. .
I think I might have the correct order.
Yes... Tomatoes haven’t always been here.
You're thinking that tomatoes were her before reptiles?
- They were vegetarians. - They had to have something to eat.
I couldn't ignore the sound.
It was already in my head. My mind went blank.
You’ll only get points if you can figure out the order.
There’s only one correct order.
How did our first 2 participants do?
Jonas' order was: Tomato, lizard, Femina, clogs and angel.
You manage to ... Let's see... 0 objects placed correctly.
You are great.
This is how I won the last time. I'll be fine.
I have also won like that.
Annika, you went with me: Lizard, angel, tomato, clogs and Femina.
- That's not right either. - None of them?
But I can give a little hint:
The placement of Femina in fifth spot was correct.
We had two incorrect orders.
- Who do we see next? - Victor.
So now we have to go through a full minute with a really pleasant beeping sound. Thank you so much.
Well, f...!
This one is flat.
Then it's this one.
Slightly higher. Then the highest.
I regret my word. Fucking...!
I think this is the correct order.
Very good.
I think I've made a mistake.
- I hope you leave out this task. - I hope we put on some audio over it.
Next task.
What?
In the order you had only 2 things need to be swapped.
I still don't get it.
Tomato had to be swapped with clogs. Then you would’ve been correct.
But surely someone must have figured out order and logic behind it.
Maybe. In any case, we'll watch Sofie and Christian -
- who have figured out that everything’s much easier if the metronome is not part of the equation.
"Your time starts when Mark starts the metronome."
I'm just going to stand here next to you for a small bit before you start it.
- Your word was...? Christian! - No.
What is the order of this?
No, I still have to take... The order.
I just need to...
- Christian! - Clogs ...
I would like to ask you to not to start it.
Watch your back.
We need to find the order. What would you call the first one?
Christian!
No!
It broke.
Christian, for fuck's sake!
That’s really poorly made.
Tomato. Yeah.
There is a logical way.
The lizard.
Lizard, clogs.
That’s made with wood.
Angel.
There is a two in that word. Angel... One. [Engle is the Danish word for angel and “En” is 1.]
Two in tomato. Lizard has a four in it. [Firben = Lizard and “fire” is 4.]
Two, three ... four!
Five... Five!
I think this is the correct order.
So...
Wohoo! I think I've solved it.
- I was the fastest. - Yes.
You both figured out the order. If anyone has any doubts:
One: angel. Two: tomato. Three: clogs. [Clogs = Træsko, “Træ/tre” is 3]
Four: lizard. Five: Femina. One, two, three, four, five. [“Fem” is 5 in Danish]
That was the order. Then we need to rank them by time.
With Sofie I was held hostage.
You spent more energy preventing me from...
- You were running around. - If Mark lifted me ...
If I lifted Sofie my career would’ve gone down the drain.
Just done.
I'll let you know the day you can lift me.
I didn’t consent. I was just lifted from the ground.
It's not nice.
How much time did it take them?
I was a hostage for 20 minutes. Then I was released.
You spent 18 seconds completing the task.
- That's your time. - No by then it was already solved.
- It was the correct order by then. - I have noted 18 seconds.
It was in the correct order. I solved it in 0 seconds.
Oh, come on. It was... What is this?
It's not worth losing sleep over. Just relax.
- Why do I care so much? - This will all seem stupid in a minute.
- I need Christian's time. - It only dings once.
It's a bit harder to measure when it looks like this.
I have point out that one of the rules was: "You may not change the metronome."
Disqualified.
Then I want it.
This actually emphasizes -
- that it was a completely pointless discussion, Sofie.
Because the other 4 contestants are all disqualified.
But we'll write down your preferred time.
It's 0 seconds.
You are the only one who ends up on the the scoreboard for the correct order and following the rules.
Oh, now I'm embarrassed.
Mark, what do else do you have for us?
We're going to look at the beautiful interplay between water and culture.
It's a known phenomenon. Everything from the Trevi Fountain to Lalandia. [Lalalndia are big waterparks mostly in Scandinavia]
And now there are 5 new players on the field.
Water.
That's going to be so expensive.
Hey, what are you doing?
Eating eggs. It's healthy.
- Are you watering the lawn? - Yes.
It’s the beginning that’s the best part.
Now I cannot know what I should or shouldn’t do. [Eggpuns. “æggehvide” = egg whites but sounds like “cannot know” and “æggeskal” = egg shell but sounds like “shouldn’t do”]
- Wow. - Oh, it stopped.
- Why did the water turn off? - You took the task.
"Create the most iconic water installation."
"Most iconic water installation wins."
"You have 20 minutes. Your time starts now."
Okay, okay.
- Iconic? - A water installation?
Most iconic.
We need to get to the shed. Come on, Mark.
There were a lot of words to focus on. Iconic water installation.
Iconic. Water. Installation. What do those words mean? We'll find out as we go along.
So, let's watch the contestants express themselves artistically.
- Who's first up? - Art should not be explained
Which is super convenient because we're going to watch Annika and Christian.
But isn’t that wrong? It should be explained. Oh, for fuck's sake.
I have a feeling you're going to need to explain this.
I know it looks like I don’t have a vision.
But I do.
We need to think outside the box so we need height.
There you go.
Modern art is always so ugly.
It's a commentary. Maybe it's political.
- What is the message? - It's something about the climate.
That’s insanely ugly.
- Something about the climate? - Yeah.
There's earth. Earth, fire, air. And then there's water.
Ideas above Lasses head...
That's essentially what this program is. My God, it's ugly.
These are a symbol of...
... those who have died because of the climate.
The creative ideas. Can you see it?
They're pouring straight down in his brain.
It's a 3D installation with water, earth, air, fire.
Stop...
...the crazy idea. There is also a cone.
We did it, Mark.
It’s the most beautiful thing I've ever made.
For me the most beautiful moment was –
- seeing you and Mark in animal onesies with 3D glasses on.
And you then conclude: "We did it."
And if you only watch that, then you have to ask yourself: What the hell did they do?
We did it. It's a political commentary.
Helle Thorning said that the first time she became prime minister.
That year there was also a big climate summit.
It’s all connected.
You can go on and on...
I'm not done.
You can look at great art for hours.
"There's also that and this." There was also a picture of Lasse.
That's the iconic part.
I could go on but I'll let it speak for itself.
Christian, you also made something that might speak for itself.
Along the way you said: "Modern art is always so ugly."
"It's insanely ugly. My God, it's ugly."
"It's one of the most beautiful things I've ever made."
Yeah, I don't have an excuse.
- Who's next? - Sofie Linde.
Before we watch it, I would like to emphasize that it happened with my full consent.
Because now we’re about to see me get hosed in the face by a big cannon.
Reinterpreting the myth of Gefion.
Anyways, see ya.
Where is that being showcased?
We all know the iconic Gefion fountain.
That was my modern interpretation which needs no explanation.
That was actually better than I thought it would be.
That was 3 water installations. How iconic were they?
We'll rank them later because we're still two short. Who should we see next?
We’re going to see Victor now. You're went a slightly different direction.
A small PSA:
A MacBook is not waterproof.
It's almost done.
Oh dear.
It’s bloody cold, Mark.
Done.
Please stop.
It's a bit cold.
I don’t understand why I have to explain this?
- I'm making a... - Are you installing?
I am installing Windows Vista on the computer while water’s pouring.
I didn't understand that at all. Oh...!
Now I get it.
You’re installing a PC operating system on a MacBook.
Which is difficult.
I've seen 4 water installations. Shall we see the last one?
- Curious if the garden hose... - Yes, I've used the hose.
It was quite bad the last time you tried to use the garden hose.
But that didn't stop you.
- What are you looking at? - Whether there’s room for underfloor heating.
We should try to make it more comfortable for you guys. We need hoses all way.
- Have you ever installed underfloor heating? - No. Have you?
I've seen someone do it.
You a bit need more and then it has to come back to me.
Now you’ll get it back again.
There it is.
Can you reach the hose?
- What? - Yes, I can.
- Now things are starting to come to fruition. - What?
- Now things are starting to come to fruition! - That’s great.
- Here’s one more. - Are you going to throw something?
No. Under the house.
Now it's installed. Let's turn on the hot water.
- Yes! - Yes, yes, yes.
- Cold days are coming. - This is amazing.
Wow, how great.
Jonas, you look completely satisfied standing barefoot in my shed.
"Cold days are coming."
Cold days really makes you want to to go barefoot in the shed.
It doesn't matter, as long as you have the heating.
You used my garden hose to install underfloor heating in the shed.
But I have now lost my faucet from the kitchen.
That big cabin has more faucets.
- You’re well off. - It requires having an open window.
You might naturally want to go to the shed if the window has to be open.
Those are details we can figure out later.
Everyone made an iconic water installation.
Fuhlendorff, you practically threw in the towel.
It's almost as exciting as watching Jonas succeed working with a garden hose.
So, you’re both on a shared fourth spot and get 2 points each.
- That's very good. - And the others are disqualified?
Annika, you get three points. Most visually impressive is Sofie.
On the other hand, the most original:
For once: 5 points for Victor.
- Totally fair. - That’s how it is.
Can we watch to a drier task, Mark?
We go straight from something iconic to something exciting.
What up?
- Oh. - Uh!
Is that royal porcelain?
Uh, that's a lot of taskmasters.
I love little porcelain figurines like these.
This one is so adorable.
Okay.
- "Make an exciting collection." - "Your collection must be brought..."
"And showcased at the studio recordings."
- "Most exciting collection wins." - "You have until the studio recordings."
"Your time starts now."
This is proper homework.
Exciting.
An exciting collection?
Exciting, then you have to find something that’s porous, often breaks.
When I was a kid, I used to collect crusts.
Collect cr...?
What kind of crusts?
- Not crusts from wounds. - Yes.
I had a small bucket with scabs.
It doesn't have to be the biggest. A collection can be just two things.
Can I take these or do you need them?
An exciting collection of things I have stolen.
But it has to be two exciting things.
You know what I collect? Good friend.
How many do you have?
- A couple. - Do they know you collected scabs?
No, then they wouldn’t be my friends. You know that.
- I'm just need to go home and think. - I'm going out to collect ideas.
Before anything else, there’s one thing that’s more interesting to me than the collections right now.
Victor, please tell me you no longer have that collection.
No, sadly I do not have it anymore.
Remember as a kid when they gave you a small box where you had your teeth in?
No.
It was your own teeth. Not anyone else’s.
- The baby teeth. - I got one from my dentist for my baby teeth.
When I had lost my baby teeth there was still space in the box.
So might as well put in... when you rip off...
It was a combination of teeth and scabs?
It was a combination of what fell off of me.
Mark, who's going to present their collection first?
We’re beginning with a man that just screams excitement: Jonas.
I didn't have anything exciting.
I have an exciting electrical installation in my basement but I didn't want to mess with that.
I have borrowed a bit. I've made a collection of really exciting shirts.
It's really exciting shirts from other people.
How the fuck did you get them?
Do you recognize them, Victor?
I gave you a ride today. How did you do it?
It was so boring.
They tell some interesting stories.
That’s just it. But I got a ride home yesterday.
Last night I slept at home.
You’re a heavy sleeper.
Well, that explains why I'm wearing a T-shirt today.
Did you think they were all in the laundry basket?
No, I thought Annika hadn’t finished cleaning it.
- Who's next? - It's obvious to pick you, Victor.
Well, as mentioned I have collected crusts.
What I found out that my health app
- has saved all my online scabs.
So, my exciting collection
- is a collection of all my medical journals over the course of my life.
We'll begin with the first one. It's from March 13th, 2006.
It´s the first one listed. And it...
"Contusio digiti manus u damage to nail."
It's Latin and means: Victor bites too far down.
- Were you in the hospital as a nail biter? - Yes, I bit my nails a lot as a child.
I had to figure out what the white thing was at the bottom. The arch.
Let's take the next one. 2007.
"Poisoning from poisonous animals, no specification."
It's a bit much to call it a poisonous animal because it was a goose that bit me.
Then we have another one. "Pedis u damage to nail."
I had to find out if the right nail was the same as the left.
I have 35 medical journals with me.
But I know that you want more.
So, I went to "timeline" on MinSundhed – [A health app/site for Danish people to get access to all their medical journals, records, history online]
- and found that there's a little thing called "Add Note".
So, you can add new journals yourself.
You’re not serious.
We'll take the first one.
January 8, 2022. "Feeling pretty damn good today."
April 19, 2022.
"Haha. I'm really sad today."
Then it's 4 days before my birthday.
April 22, 2022. "There’s good news."
"My stomach has become better equipped to handle Indian cuisine."
"I don't know if that happens by chance. Best wishes. And that was Victor."
Then I just start using it as a shopping list.
"Eggs. Cabbage."
November 1st. "Don't forget to vote." And then...
Are those ideas for jokes?
In any case, I always end with: "And that was Victor."
The astute viewer might notice -
- that all of these have one particular thing in common:
They were written on November 4th which was a day where I was having a lot of fun.
But also the same day I get this email.
"Dear 'funny' Victor. Please do not using MinSundhed as a notebook."
"I get notifications every single time!"
"You're messing up your test answers. You should only create personal notes -
- that are relevant for your doctor, me, to read."
"Is that a deal?"
I couldn’t quite help myself so I made one last one.
"You can turn off notifications."
And next. [Message: You’re an idiot. Written by his doctor]
After all those sickness journals -
- the cure’s to see a new exciting collection. Who's next?
The next exciting collection is Fuhlendorff's.
Yeah, okay.
It's very interesting to me.
These are love letters.
Aww!
Which I've given to people.
And I have them here with me. The first one is for Lotte.
"Happy birthday. My gift is me."
"Will you be my girlfriend?" Then there's a yes or no.
- She hasn't checked any box. - There is a heart around one box.
"Hi, Trine. I like you."
"I will die for you, just as your father died for you."
"I'm sorry he's dead. Bummer."
"My dog died a year ago. Will you be my girlfriend?"
And to Tina: "My heart beats strangely when I see you."
"Now I've started taking medication and I feel much better."
"Do you want to be my girlfriend? I have just gotten a big container of beta blockers."
To Louise: "I tried to catch you at the soccer field yesterday but you ran away."
"I almost caught you at the kiosk...
- but you yelled 'Get out of here, you bastard.’ I guess you didn't realize it was me."
"It was me that you met later in your garden.”
"You said, 'What are you doing here Christian? Leave me alone.’ You must know another Christian."
"Do you want to be my girlfriend?"
You can turn it around. It's very cute. It’s a strand of hair,
It says: "Here's a piece of my hair."
"Then you can smell me just as I have a piece of your hair."
And this one. "I can't stop looking at you."
"My heart is pounding like crazy." Something was up with my heart.
"I watch you every day because I can see your window from my room."
"Where were you yesterday? Please don't turn off the light. Will you be my girlfriend?"
I wasn't sure what her name was so it's for the Carlsen family.
This is from street phase.
"Yo, Maria. I'm totally down with you."
"My heart starts breakdancing when I see you in school."
"If you're ever in trouble with gangs or bikers -
- I've got your back but our love must be a secret."
"Because my mom doesn’t like you and doesn't like any of the teachers from school."
That actually got a yes.
You can become a bit desperate. "Hi, I'm a 13-year-old boy."
"I have brown hair. I love RPGs, computers and watching stars."
I still do.
"I like pizza and Van Damme movies."
"My grandma and uncle says I'm a good kisser. Will you be my girlfriend?"
I put that up in my local convenience store. My number was at the bottom.
Are there any other interesting ones?
- Did anyone contact you? - Three people. It was my grandmother and uncle.
This one.
"I have your dog. If you ever want to see it again, I need..."
This is from my threats collection.
And this is... an ear.
I know there are more.
I've also sent one to my wife. Karina. She’s here tonight.
I also sent one after I met Karina but I got a no.
That’s my collection.
Wardrobe choices, health, love. Three different collections.
I've been entertained, but we’re missing a couple. Who's next?
Let's go directly to you, Annika.
I started my collection after filming.
I've spent my salary that I got from making this show on this collection.
Because I've started... It's a a unique collection of snowflakes.
You can argue that all snowflakes are unique but this one is a little more unique -
- than other snowflake collections. It’s the combination.
I've flown all over the world and found...
That’s what I spent my salary on and the majority of Denmark's carbon budget -
- to collect snowflakes from different parts in the world -
- which I have brought here in an Aarstiderne box. [Aarstiderne is a healthy meal service that sends you in-season groceries and recipes for a week for you to make at home.]
I can ... The camera has to get close.
We can begin with ...
I went to Odder. The snowflake is called Spefanie.
Nooo!
That's because I’m second to last. They were frozen.
It's a bit yellow because there was a dog in Odder.
- Spefanie was special. - Spefanie?
Then there's Jørn ... Jørn! Why?
Then there's Jutta from Lapland. RIP.
RIP.
No.
This is Aunt Møhge. I've just picked her up from Bakkens Korsbæk [Aunt Møhge is a character from the old Danish show Matador].
Well...
That was one lukewarm massacre.
This was not part of my plan to to go for last place.
We're still haven’t seen Sophie's exciting collection.
I've actually been practicing.
And I've really put in the work.
This is not something you just do.
And you don't do to just anyone.
This is definitely the most exciting collection I've ever made.
I’m taking a risky bet with some beloved Danish culture.
Because where would we be today without the movie "Centervagt"?
Without "Klassefesten 4"?
Most recently "All for four"? [All 3 are ‘bad’ Danish comedies that aren’t really culturally relevant]
We are now going to welcome a true star in Danish culture.
She is a beloved contestant in the context of Taskmaster.
Give a warm welcome to Stephania Potalivo!
Here she is.
- Danish culture ... - Sofie, this isn’t what we agreed upon.
What would we have done without 20% off of Hairlust.dk?
I know I’m taking a risk by doing this. You need to shut up, Stephania -
- because now it's time for something really exciting.
Can I just say one thing? This is really uncomfortable.
That's exactly why we need to put you together.
What are you saying guys? Are we ready to put Stephania back together?
Let's put on some music.
You’re so messed up.
Now it’s exciting.
There she lies: Stephania Potalivo.
Half Italian. Something with carbonara.
And now we're putting you back together again.
Okay, let's do it.
Three, two, one...
Wata-wata!
Can you feel it? Can you feel it?
Hepsan!
Stephania Potalivo!
Look, there she is!
Thank you.
Thank you very much.
It annoys me that I can't quite figure out how you did that.
You should have sat over here.
That's five exciting collections. I can now rank you from top to bottom.
It's impressive to raid other people's wardrobes.
- But I've seen the shirts before. - Not in that context.
1 point for Jonas.
I've never seen anyone get split in two without being put back together again.
That was impressive but it was not that exciting.
Man, I spent so much time practicing that trick.
- It’s still 2 points. - It's not wasted.
Annika, after I realize that Spefanie had melted...
- I was less excited about the others.
3 points. And then to love and health.
Nothing is more exciting than hearing other people’s medical history.
5 points and 4 points for your lovely love letters.
There is one more task left which was solved at my house. What’s it about?
The task is about the color red. For some it’s the color of love.
Hello.
Oh, my goodness.
- Hello. - Hey.
What's up? Hey.
- What's your name? - Jonas.
Hi, Jonas. What are we doing in here?
- Do you want some cotton candy? - Yeah, a little bit.
So what do you do?
I run a company with Martin Krasnik. [Danish journalist and former tv host, chief editor for Weekendavisen]
- We meet again. Can I open the task? - Yes.
Oh no, what is this about?
Oh!
"Make this person blush."
"Most prominent blush wins."
"You have 10 minutes."
"Your time starts now." Okay.
Okay.
I have to make you embarrassed? Blush?
We’re not going to have any infringement violations.
I’m guessing you’re happy about that. Yes.
How do you feel about croquis?
I agree with Jonas #1. There should be no violations of any sorts.
I also say to croquis-Victor: We wouldn’t be very happy about that.
I remember that day in the house.
And me and Jonas are not on speaking terms after this task.
- Where do we start? - Victor.
It's like a band-aid: Sometimes you just have to rip it off.
So, Jonas.
It's time to take some clothes off.
- I'll take off my clothes with you. - You don't have to.
You really don't have to.
You don't have to...
It's not necessary at all.
It feels very illegal for me to be doing this.
There you go.
Wow, you have muscular arms.
Now I've taken off my T-shirt. Come on.
I could take off my left shoe.
Also the right shoe.
Come on, Jonas. A little more. How much time is left?
- 2½ minutes. - Jonas, come on!
Yes, yes. That's very good. Great.
- How’s it going, Victor? - Not fucking great.
Are you blushing?
- No, not really. - No.
I'll take it off and put it back on. You have 3 seconds. I'll stand here.
Take it off.
Good.
I guess that's it.
I get the cause-and-effect scale.
And what I'm doing is totally not okay.
But it's on TV2 where it has happened before.
I really want to hear the rest of this.
- Or... - And it was on the main channel.
So, what could you expect?
He has gotten a better salary now.
I used to host LEGO Masters.
And those were great times. You are clearly the frontrunner to get 5 points...
- if the task was to create the most uncomfortable situation for Jonas.
Who is going to try to make Jonas blush now?
Annika, you knew Jonas a little bit.
Yes, from my season. So, I knew a lot about Jonas.
But I didn't know this.
What usually makes you blush?
If you get blood flow to your head, you get some kind of blush.
You have to do a handstand then.
Let's go.
Are you red in the face yet? Wow, that’s impressive.
You're great at this.
It’s great that I figured out you could do this.
Look, Mark. Is that a strong blush?
That's a very strong blush. You also have red eyes.
Damn, that was tiring.
That was smart. You treat Jonas like a ketchup bottle that’s almost empty.
First, we did an attempt where he just did a simple handstand.
Then I said: "Can you do that after you've also eaten chilis?"
So, he ate a lot of chilis then he did a handstand.
You made him blush. We'll look at the blush ranking a bit later.
We've only seen two attempts. Who's next?
Christian and Sofie who have somewhat similar tactics.
However, they don't have quite the same professional makeup background -
- or respect for strangers.
I have to embarrass you? Damn it.
There's no need to to put you in an embarrassing situation.
Blushing... Is it the same as when you have a red rash on your face?
Because I have severe herpes.
I'm sure that if I cuddle, if I...
- More cotton candy? - Girls have a little trick.
- Are you ready, my friend? - What's this?
It's blush. You get a natural blush.
Blush is just something turning red.
It doesn't say it has to be doctor red. Or that you need to be afraid.
It just says it has to be red.
- It matches well with your skin. - Really? Thanks.
If you go to your doctor like this he'll say: "We'll take a look at that."
Can I have a look?
Wow, that's great.
There's no need for anything else.
That looks great.
He has blushed.
- You're perfect just the way you are. - Thank you. That was very sweet of you.
I'll talk to you later.
Those were very different approaches. Sofie, you’re nice and take the approach of
People like makeup where others are wondering: Are they even wearing any?
He also blushes a bit. A bit is an understatement with you, Christian.
He looks like he's just been born.
Now we have seen four solutions.
- We're missing one: Jonas. - Let's see how that went.
I could just slap you.
That was my first idea. But let's not get into that.
You're not pale either. I feel like pale people blush easier.
Yes.
Mark is already blushing. Is this the person we're talking about?
"This person" is you.
Am I that much redder in the face?
- Yes. Take a look. - Yes. It's a very significant difference.
Look at this. White.
I'll see if we can make you more red.
That's good. I’ll do it to you too, Jonas just in case
This is the most pleasant form of blushing you've experienced here, right?
Yes, I would say so.
There you go.
But I believe that you’re a better bet. You need to have that checked that out, Mark.
Oh, I shouldn’t say that to you. [Mark had mole cancer in 2019]
- You think it's anything dangerous? - No, no.
You're using most of your time trying to make Mark blush.
No, I didn’t any time on that.
- He was already red in the face. He lit up. - Come on.
- I mean it’s true. - Yeah, and I can feel it now as well.
- Jonas, you have an idea I reject. - I'm hedging my bets.
You say: "I can make Mark blush instead."
But it's not making one person blush but "this person".
Let's take a look at the 5 versions of Jonas -
- so we can rank them in terms of redness.
If the task had been: "Overstep a stranger’s boundaries"
- Victor would have won. But it doesn't affect Jonas. 1 point.
A pleasant, gentle blush, Sofie.
Nice but that’s only 2 points And 3 for Annika.
Then there's the two coke red ones. Those are Jonas and Fuhlendorffs.
Fuhlendorffs is by far the reddest. 5 points. 4 for Jonas Mogensen.
But anything can still happen.
Not anything.
Let’s do the final task of the show.
I play a crucial role in tonight's final task.
It's a team task.
We have grouped our contestants in a group of 3 and a group of 2.
Mark, who should read the task?
- Victor. - Nothing disgusting, right?
"Make the Taskmaster guess your word."
"Each team must ask the Taskmaster a six-word question."
"Each member takes turns saying two words in each question."
- Got it? - It's not that difficult.
"You can't talk to each other. Your words cannot be part of the question."
"Most points after three rounds wins."
You ask a question like this: What is...
- [The] name of ... - Taskmaster's favorite?
I mean it's almost impossible to choose but I have to go with my oldest daughter.
Do you understand the task? Good.
Very good. We'll start with the ladies. Annika, you start.
Does it smell...
Disgustingly much ...
In the lunch box?
Oh!
Ah!
We haven't done anything.
I think the reason why the boys are whining like this is...
- because the women might have broken the the rules as the word is cheese sandwich. [Their word: ostemad and she said madpakke/lunch box. Both contain the word “mad”.]
- Why have we broken the rule? - I said lunch box. [Their word: ostemad and she said madpakke/lunch box. Both contain the word “mad”.]
“Mad” is part of the word “madpakke” but that’s not breaking the rules.
Just like cheese sandwich was not mentioned in the question so the solution is accepted.
Victor, you go first.
It rhymes...
A lot ...
On ... kaketak.
I have to answer cockroach.
Are there more?
- Jonas, you go. - They give heat...
To ...
... Hands ...
That’s right.
There are two options so I'll go with the warmer option: Mittens.
Yes!
Sofie and Annika?
Lovely city ...
Up there ...
Madbar North Jutland? [Madbar is a famous restaurant in Hanstholm that has live entertainment. Comedians often run test-shows there.]
Nice town up there, Madbar North Jutland?
That's very clever because I know what the answer is.
- You're thinking of Hanstholm. - Yes, Lasse!
You are so good.
- Uh. - But was that a question?
Now it’s the last round.
Annika, you go first. [Katastrofalt = disastrous]
Does it rhyme ...
I wonder ...
On potato salad?
That was stupid.
I didn't think anything rhymed with potatoes. But I’ll guess -
- that you panicked and therefore, my answer is meatball.
No. It rhymes with potato salad, for fuck's sake!
And Victor, you start with two words.
What is ...
Bacteria ...
- ... in ... - What are bacteria in ...
A microscope?
Now I'm reacting to all the information I've gathered.
- Is the word: microscopic? - Yes.
Microscopic is not a compound word.
Microscope is part of the word. I'm not going to accept that solution.
We've been through three rounds. You've gotten an equal number of points.
All 5 contestants share first place -
- and get 5 points each.
Mark le Fêvre, who has won today's show?
- Her name is Sofie Linde. - Sofie, come forward.
Receive the people's applause.
Your prize is to sit on a shitty chair. Here you go. This one’s for you.
The bottom line is we're looking for the Champion of Champions.
The one who after four episodes has outperformed the others. This time it was Sofie.
Who walks away with all 5 trophies? We'll find out next time.
If you’ve just tuned in you’ve missed it all. Thank you and goodnight.
Translation for r/panelshow November 2023