Bang!
Oh no. Yes.
That was awful.
Terrible.
- No! - Away, my dear.
That doesn't feel nice.
We are now at the the finale.
Tonight, one of our five contestants will be able to, forever -
- be able to bear the title of winner-loser-winner.
The four others will, at every school reunion, get recognized as:
"It was you who lost Stormester twice, right?"
Naturally, it's Eva Jin.
It's Jacob Taarnhøj.
It's Linda P.
It is Thomas Warberg.
And naturally, Sofie Jo Kaufmanas.
It's very nice to sit in this majestic chair again.
You got chairs, too.
By my side, as always, my assistant, Mark le Fêvre.
- First of all, what do you have? - It is indeed homemade bread rolls.
This is a very sustainable show.
So when we have a task involving ten kilograms of raw dough -
- we won't just throw it out.
Nothing is wasted. So I brought bread rolls.
But we recorded that four months ago.
- Is there anything else we should know? - I have another little question.
We can all agree that when you bake something at 220 degrees C, then the bacteria die?
Some of them have a little purple on them. Don't chew that too much.
Thomas ...
No, this is disgusting.
Not to put on some time pressure, but...
This is the last chance to win the previously mentioned trophy -
- if you manage to do the best of the worst.
It's my golden foot!
There's a lot at stake.
How are we going to start the final show?
We start with the last team task. And the teams are as usual.
It's Sofie and Eva, and then it's Taarnhøj, Warberg and Linda.
And the task is a riddle. Ooh.
A stylophone. Stylophone.
- Hi, Mark. - Hi, Mark.
Well, time to get started.
- "Solve the riddle." - Alright, then.
"You must remain in your room for the entire task. Fastest wins."
"Your time starts now." Oh no. Oh, how exciting.
Okay. "Solve the riddle."
Yes. What is the riddle?
"Hved ir ... Hved ir starri ind sturmistirin?" [Whet os grietir then thi teskmester?]
Eva to Sofie, come in.
Over. Eva to Sofie, come in. Over.
- Hi. - You can't just say hi. Over.
- Shall we get started? - Roger.
How did you feel about this particular riddle?
- It was very hard. - The worst experience of my life.
I think Taarnhøj had it worst of everyone.
We haven't really spoken since, in fact.
Why don't we just start with one of the teams?
We start with Sofie and Eva. As you might be able to work out -
- there has been a tense vibe between you two.
Maybe I have something you need, and vice versa.
I have a white page, that says something in Icelandic or Faroese.
On an envelope, it says:
"May be opened, when one of you look like Charlie Chaplin."
I can do that.
Can you do that quickly? So we can move on.
Now I look like Charlie Chaplin.
There's a picture of Lasse. It must be the same one you have.
Okay. Oh.
It says something.
Behind my picture is a line and an arrow two times. Can you use that?
Yes, it says A and an arrow and E and an arrow and I and an arrow -
- and O and an arrow and U and an arrow and Æ and an arrow and Ø and an arrow and Å.
- Did you get that? - Received.
Maybe those are letters that I need for this strange text.
Do you have anything I can use?
I have a book that says: "Føroysk-donsk orðbók".
It's a Faroese dictionary. Perfect. The first word is H-v-e-d.
Wheat? I've never used one of these before.
- A dictionary? - Nej. H-v-e-d. H-v-e-t-j.
She's terrible. I think, she's a bad teammate.
H-e-v-d.
A, B, C, D, E, F ... I don't get it.
I'm scared we'll lose if it takes that long.
I'm fighting all I can. Where the hell is it?
What's happening? Talk me through it.
- I can't find the word. - Let's move on. What does I-r mean?
I'm gonna stress out.
Tell me more than just that you can't find the word.
- H-v-a. Then we'll ... - Eva?
- Now she's not answering. - I'm too dumb for this.
- Sofie? - Eva, what's up?
We'll move on to next word.
That reminds me of my idea, but nevermind. What does ir mean?
- Was that i-v? - I-r. I as in Ivan. R as in røvhul [asshole].
I think we should watch the tone, Sofie.
I'll switch you out with a ... No, awful!
Are any of them in here, or what?
None of them are in there, Sofie. We've been tricked!
Can you incorporate some of the letters in those words? Over.
One moment. I'll get back to you. Over.
I'm pretty hungry.
"What is greater ..."
"Mark is ..." Oh.
"Mark is it. And if you ..."
Eva, we're getting somewhere! Here comes a code.
"What is greater than the Taskmaster? Mark is it."
"And if you eat it, you die."
Sofie to Eva. Can you do anything with this? Over.
Probably, yeah.
Well, it's not like I just spent 20 minutes on that or anything.
Is there anything, that's greater than the Taskmaster?
Nothing. You are nothing, Mark. Yes, it's nothing!
Oh, fantastic! It's obvious. Mark is nothing.
Oh!
- What is greater than the Taskmaster? - Nothing.
- What is Mark? - N-nothing.
- If you eat it, you die. - Nothing.
I was thinking spider at first.
My first answer was a poisonous spider.
What is greater than the Taskmaster? A poisonous spider.
Do you see me as a poisonous spider?
Does that upset you more than if we say you're nothing?
One is true, the other is unrealistic.
- You can't be a spider. - That was ...
Great, Linda. Awesome. That's right, he can't be a spider.
There's a consistent collaboration between you two.
- How did the teamwork go? - I think there was a little bit, tone-wise.
I tried hinting at that. "Shall we have a discussion about the tone?"
- While the time is ticking. - About how we feel right now.
Maybe I felt ... a little scared.
You were very, very bad at using the walkie-talkie.
Well, that's because ... Yes, you're right.
We have it on video, that you start out by saying: "Hi."
I forgot that you have to hold down the button.
And use the code.
I just moved it away and kept talking.
How long did these two spend on the riddle, Mark?
All in all, you took 37 minutes and 33 seconds to solve the riddle.
We have a time to beat. We'll see if that's good enough.
But we must see how the other team did.
There's only two results to compare, here.
It's a little bit uneven. Two sharp minds.
It sounds unfair, when we put three sharp minds towards -
- completing the same task. We did a little to even that out.
- We have... - Cut Jacob out?
No.
You were placed, like Sofie and Eva, in lab and office, respectively.
We placed Jacob in a third room.
Well, room is a bit much.
It's more like a separate house, that you built out of wood.
It's an annex, that you placed me in. In the middle of the woods.
In the annex in the woods, there were no clues at all.
There was a completely different task, just to complicate the riddle-answering.
That was confusing.
I got the impression that it was a great pleasure for you, Jacob.
"You must make your teammates say asparagus..."
"... as many times as possible."
"You may not say asparagus yourself."
Calling.
Shut up. Hi.
I have an envelope, that says:
"May be opened, when one of you look like Charlie Chaplin." And here it says:
"Hved ir starri ind stur ..."
"... hvos dæ sposir dit dar dæ." Did you get that? Over.
- I didn't get shit. - Do we have Taarnhøj on the line?
- Can we use Taarnhøj for anything? - Taarnhøj, what do you have to say?
I'm sitting with a a delicious appetizer of tasks.
There's a fish and something else. I need something else. Vitamins.
You need something else for your appetizer?
Some long sticks are lying all the way across the plate.
Asparagus. It could say asparagus, I think.
But I need to figure out what to use this information for, Jacob.
Linda, I found a clue behind the picture of Lasse.
What is it?
It's a little piece of paper, that has an A -
- towards an E, I, O.
A becomes Ø. And I becomes E.
Exactly. "What is greater ..."
"What is greater than the Taskmaster? Mark is it."
"And if you eat it, you die."
- Air. - You don't die from eating air.
Oh, right. What in the world is Taarnhøj doing?
Oh, if you press this one, then you can't hear them. Damn, how nice.
Taarnhøj, can you come with just a single suggestion?
Gasparkos.
So it is asparagus.
Mark isn't an asparagus, and you don't die from eating asparagus.
What the hell are you talking about?
We're braining. What's bigger than the Taskmaster? The universe.
But Mark isn't. What's greater? I don't know.
I think he's nothing.
Nothing is greater than the Taskmaster. And Mark is nothing.
You die if you eat nothing. Mark is nothing.
And nothing is greater than the Taskmaster. Boom.
- Was that it? - I think so.
- That wasn't very nice. - That was awful.
So, uh ...
We only found out just now, that that was your task.
We thought you were completely talentless.
I've heard that rumor go around the community.
But there were balloons and a stylophone and music.
There were many clues in there, that it was nothing.
But the biggest clue to it being nothing, was myself.
You chose to run me off on a detour in this loser show.
And place me out in ...
I don't know if I should say this, because you edited it out.
- But there are ... - Some Russian spies get involved.
It turns out that the walkie-talkie, that Eva never got from her mom -
- some kids in Værløse got it instead.
And they keep asking for candy.
They're taking over the frequency.
So I'm sitting out in the annex, which is a dangerous place.
In horror movies, it's always the ones, in the annex, that get got first.
And then there's fucking weird voices, and children yelling.
And I look at the producer and cameraman and ask:
"Is this a part of the task?" And they're just as scared as me.
At one point, the little boy starts guessing along.
- And he has some good ideas. - He guessed it faster than I did.
- Is that true? - Yes. Three or four times, we switch ...
- Frequency. - Exactly.
It's not the best strategy in the world to call out:
"Let's all switch to channel 3."
But it's very easy to crack.
- It was your idea, Mark. - And I apologize now.
Did you just mock them for an idea you gave them?
I'll have to ask you to go sit down next to these six, then.
You can get ...
Great to have you here, Taarnhøj.
You had to make your teammates say asparagus.
You managed it five times. Impressively done.
And you were the only one who had to do that.
Therefore, you get no points, but well done.
Your reward is that you get to switch chairs with Mark.
- Asparagus. - Asparagus.
Mark, we've now seen the trio's answer to the riddle. How long did it take them?
The time to beat was 37 minutes.
And they did it ...
They did, in fact. They only took 33 minutes.
So close.
How can you talk to three children and still do it faster, Eva?
The kids weren't helping.
We know who's in the lead today. But the important thing in the finals is:
- Who is in the lead for the season? - Let's take a look.
Oh no ...
Oh no.
Oh, us guys are best.
Taarnhøj is ahead right now, but things can change.
- What task are we starting with? - A simple one.
It involves a cup, a stick, and a red mat.
I'm not saying that, our contestants are dumb.
I'm not saying that. I've just never seen so many contestants -
- need to read the task over and over and over.
Hi.
Should I not have done that?
"Fill the cup on the stick, until it overflows."
Uh! "The cup ..."
- "must remain on the stick ..." - "For the entire task."
- "Nothing except liquids ..." - "May touch the red mat."
- "Fastest wins." - "Your time starts now."
I don't get it.
- Let's try that again. - We'll take it again.
I'm gonna read that again.
I have no idea how to do this. No idea.
- It's pretty easy. - Do it, then.
"Your time starts now." Let's find some liquid.
It's that attitude after so many tasks that I love about you, Eva.
- You think: Easy, let's go. - Indomitable optimism.
And you've completed the task.
Shall we repeat the rules, that had to be read so many times?
The cup must overflow, and remain on the stick through the entire task.
And the stick can't be moved. Fastest wins.
And only liquids may touch the red mat.
- I need that one again. - I still don't understand it.
I'm starting with Eva. And I figure there's a reason -
- we're repeating the rules, even if she thinks it's easy enough.
Let's see.
Hold it, Mark!
There. Inside.
Stop the time!
Fuck, that was good. That was really good.
Wasn't it? It was fucking fast.
- That was really good. - I can tell you're very proud.
Who would expect us to not be sarcastic at all?
- That was a really good solution. - It was fucking great.
- How fast was Eva's time? - Four minutes and nine seconds.
It's an almost genius solution, and then I start getting suspicious.
We tend to save the genius solutions for last.
- Is there anything you forgot to tell us, Mark? - No, we cut that out.
You can maybe tell, that I'm hesitating a bit to agree -
- with the whole "That was actually really good."
There might be a little reason for that.
Catch it! No!
It went so fast. No one saw it, Mark.
What are you referring to, Lasse?
My senses are slow, and even I saw the stick touch the mat.
- It went so fast. - I have to disqualify you, Eva.
This is the third time we've baited you with "a good solution".
And then afterwards said it wasn't. That's a little sadistic.
Therefore, I would like to reward your three almost good solutions.
You get a bonus point. Just because.
I don't want it, Lasse. Take the point back.
It's such a: "Thanks for showing up".
I don't want it.
Just to show who's in charge here, you get two bonus points.
- I don't want to hear it. - No!
I don't want my points either.
I don't wanna have 19 points.
You can take those back to your old backpack.
Now it's going all ...
This entire season is a bonus point just for showing up.
There's two bonus points to Eva Jin for three almost good solutions.
Because I feel like it. What are we watching now?
Some may think that it'd be extremely obvious -
- to fill the cup with a garden hose.
And that's why we put too short a hose on there.
Here comes Sofie and Jacob.
Water hose!
Fun.
This is awful of me.
- What's the plan now? - Now I'm thinking that ...
I need a pitcher and some tape.
Do we have a gutter? Yes!
Now all we have to do is get this one mounted.
It's flowing in.
Oh, does it bend?
There.
No ...! No, no!
No, no, no, no!
I figure the pitcher is made of clay. That's also a liquid.
Is it liquid?
This was just an accident. It's accidental.
Yeah, damn it.
No ...!
When we started, Eva had 40 points, and you had 43.
She just got two bonus points. Pitiful time to get disqualified.
Stop right there.
When my porcelain pitcher on a stick ...
... slips onto the red mat -
- the task has technically already been completed.
The same with me.
I was getting started on the cleanup afterwards.
And ... yes.
I'm pretty sure I know the rules of this task, and you're both right.
- Yes! - You're right.
- What are their times? - They're very close.
Taarnhøj spends 11 minutes and 37 seconds.
Sofie is ...
... a little faster. Nine minutes and 51 seconds.
- Who are we seeing now? - We've gone over the rules a lot.
What gets you disqualified? I think we all understand the rules now.
Maybe except Linda P.
I haven't understood shit. I need it one more time.
Something liquid needs to go up in there.
I'll take it again.
Liquid ... I need to get that again. Quiet, Mark.
Something liquid needs to go up in there.
There's a stick. Does it have anything to do with ...
It's not ... Ugh!
What am I supposed to do?
Can I touch the stick?
Let's try to focus here. I have no idea.
"Fill the cup on the stick."
What am I supposed to be doing?
It's weird, Mark. It's a weird ...
It's weird. It's goddamn weird.
I need something long.
We can't spend more time on this, Mark. You've blathered on for hours.
This one. Go get some milk or some other liquid, Mark.
One, two, three, go!
If you take that duct tape. Hurry up.
Go away.
That's it. Task completed.
Bang. See you. Drink your milk.
I dropped out after ninth grade. I didn't pay attention in physics.
Do you remember back when you sang: Dear Santa Claus, here comes a letter?
And you wrote a letter to Santa Claus and threw it out the window.
We didn't have any paper in school, so we used milk.
- They all flew more down than ... - Than up. Yes.
My point is: How many points did I get?
Mark blathers on for a while. Linda solves the task quickly, Mark.
Let's be fair about this. From when Linda understands the task -
- to when it's solved, it only takes two minutes and 41 seconds.
That's pretty fast. It's just the matter of understanding the task.
That takes you seven minutes and 29 seconds.
So we end up at ten minutes and ten seconds -
- which places you right between Taarnhøj and Sofie.
Sofie is on top, even with a task with complicated rules.
Sofie, we want to send you home with a positive experience ...
You're not giving her bonus points too, now
No, but I think she could get to enjoy -
- eight to ten seconds of love from the audience.
It's for you.
- And down. - Thank you.
It's so wild to be like: I'm accepting it.
I should be careful not to believe everything going on right now.
I'm a little hormonal and really close to crying.
It's really cute.
And something in the back of my head thinks: This is going to hit me so hard.
There's no trickery here.
We just thought it would be nice to experience.
We're missing Warberg. I can't read whether he's satisfied.
We're about to see Warberg with a good solution.
I don't know if it's standing applause, but ...
- Did you bring coffee? - No, there weren't any other pitchers.
Let's walk.
There.
Almost. Look.
There it is.
- That went pretty well. - That went extremely well.
It's good. But the question is, Mark:
Is there a clip, that shows how Warberg chooses to complete the task?
- No, in fact there isn't. - It's really good.
This is really uncomfortable. You only say nice things. We can't handle it.
The time to beat was nine minutes and 51 seconds.
It is ... not even close -
- because Warberg does it in just three minutes and seven seconds.
How does this affect the standings at the top and bottom of the season?
There's been a switch-up. Warberg is leading the whole thing.
Then we're certainly ready to see another task.
Let us... rise the stakes with a dough-liciuos ...
Oh no.
It's wordplay. It's something with dough.
Oh ...! That's nice.
Shut up. That's dough, huh?
I'm ready.
- How's it going, Mark le Fêvre? - It's going alright.
I'm glad you're familiar with my name.
I completely forgot.
Hi, Mark le Fragile.
Hi, Mark le Fireworks in bed which you'll never be.
Hi, Mark le Fading every good mood.
Hi, Mark le Foreign body. Hi, Mark le Fools and folk.
Hi, Mark le Fødselsdepression for your mom. [Postpartum depression]
Hi, Mark le Firserhit. ['80s-hit] Hi, Mark le Frisbee.
Hi, Mark le Føntørrer [hair dryer] ... you'll probably never need.
Hi, Mark le Forskerhold. [research team] Hi, Mark le Fare for sure opstød. [danger of acid reflux]
Hi, Mark le Fat-burning, Hi, Mark le Fuckboy ... think not.
I'm out. It was nice to get that off my chest.
"Create a work of art with this dough."
- Perfect. "You have 30 minutes." - "Best work of art wins."
"Your time starts now."
Okay.
What the hell do I do with this dough?
This combines the two things in school that I was really bad at.
Art and baking.
Just those two subjects.
The hell do we make? A sculpture?
Do we have time to bake it?
The most relevant question must be: Do you have time to bake it?
What is art with respect to that lump of dough?
You have to convince me. Art can speak to both brain and heart.
It can make you think, or make you feel something special.
You're not even going to bring up that he smacked the dough.
That was a bit nasty. There was something there.
It was a classic dough-slap. Nothing more to it.
- Mark, where do we start? - We start with Linda P.
If you look at pictures from the start of her career -
- it's easy to be reminded of unbaked dough.
Calm it, Mark le Fir-tree. Show that fucking clip, man.
I can make old Linda P. Face, beanie, braid.
One, two, three, now. Come.
Here is my face. Here is my beanie. Doot.
At first I thought it would be silly, but it's pretty cool.
Yeah, it's pretty cool.
If we do the braid in one color.
And the face in a different shade.
The feet match the face. It shouldn't be too much, either.
- No, it quickly gets silly. - 15 minutes, then it's ready.
No ...! I didn't think it would turn out that good.
I find it hard to believe that the others made something this good.
A scale. 1 to 40.
Then I think it lies around ...
Ab...
- 1 to 40. - 21.
Try again. Think about it.
Four ...
- ...ty-seven. That was good. - It's off the charts.
That's good, Mark. See you. Bye.
That was nice.
Let us see what you made. You'll need to explain it.
Down here, we see two heads.
No, that's something else.
There's kind of a head ...
- To the left or right? - To the right, Sofie.
Thank you for the art. Who is the next artist to get involved with dough?
Eva, you are disturbingly good at working with liver pâté.
Yes. It's my material.
If that's impressive, you haven't seen you wrangle eight kilograms of raw dough.
I could also make a lamp. Can you plug it in?
Maybe you can. This is the foot.
Time to bake it. Just give it 400 degrees [C, so ~750 F].
Pretty.
I can't wait to stand there with a lamp, saying: "What did I say?"
Lampshade. Boom boom.
Let's start here.
Wow. Woohoo, it's going so well.
Oh, it's beautiful.
- And it stands. - Yes, for a little.
Can you turn down the light? Oh, wow.
Are we ready? Three, two, one.
Oh, how pretty!
What did I say?
Bang!
- Lasse, art has no value. - You said that earlier.
I believe you meant: You cannot put a price on art.
- Or was that a new and exciting take? - Maybe. Art has no value.
If I saw this work at a museum -
- among newer things from the last 40 to 50 years -
- I would not be able to say: This doesn't belong here.
Wow!
Or, I expected that.
- Mark, who next? - We're going to Louisiana.
We're seeing Thomas Warberg.
You're inspired by art on display at Louisiana. [Modern art museum near Copenhagen]
Poul Gernes' sculpture from 1967, under the name "Untitled".
If anyone thinks it's about to be high-brow -
- you may be seriously disappointed.
Okay.
I have an idea. There's a fantastic artist -
- named Poul Gernes. I own art by Poul Gernes.
My girlfriend thinks it's the ugliest one I have.
Let's go to Louisiana, because they have some Poul Gernes.
Do you know what they have from Poul Gernes? A massive imprint of his ass.
Well ... yes.
What's the next step?
You take off my underpants.
Will you look me in the eyes, while you do it?
- You're doing it slowly? - There's some resistance.
There it is. Here I stand in a TV-studio.
Yes, yes.
Ooh, it's sticky.
Yes, yes!
I think it's really good.
The best thing is, you're sitting like this. What have I done?
For a moment, when you stand, you're confused: What's ass and dough here?
I haven't seen that angle either. I wasn't satisfied with that.
A love, where the two parties can't let go of each other.
It took 14 days to get the food coloring off my asscheeks.
It looked like I got Taarnhøj's spanking.
I just have one question:
Why do you insist, that Mark has to pull down your pants?
- I want to know that too. - I had food coloring on my fingers.
I didn't want to end up in a nasty situation.
Who are we seeing next?
I really can't take mouth sounds.
Some would call it sound art. I would say it's pure torture.
Ooh.
Some sound art.
In an ideal world, how would you experience this art?
It's clearly an extension of people like Luis Buñuel and Salvador Dali.
And a guy I met at the grocery store.
What I'm examining here is social distancing.
Everyone knows it. There's someone at a party who wants to talk to you.
And they just get too close.
I can try to demonstrate it with Linda here.
Said person is standing like this and talks to you for hours.
You can only back off, because they keep standing and following you.
With this work, I've tried to create that feeling ...
... with dough.
That's why I've called it: "When you get too dough-se".
You're talking about experiencing when others get too close to you.
As I understand it, we're missing Sofie's artwork.
And there's close contact.
That's one way to put it. We're moving towards photography.
One of the finest disciplines within photography: pregnancy pictures.
It reminds me a little of all my friends' pregnant stomachs.
- That's how the breasts feel, too. - Is that true? No.
My first thought is, that I have to get that on my stomach.
Yes.
Then I turn it into my pregnant stomach.
I think that's enough.
Maybe you can see which pictures I was inspired by.
They look like every couple I know from Sydhavnen.
Can anyone recognize Beyoncé and Jay-Z's pictures?
This is ...
- Thank you to the ten that could. - Who you paid to cheer.
I'm ready to distribute points.
There's only one point for you, Linda.
It might leave people wondering, when it's performance art -
- but Warberg, you get two points.
Two?
- You're in the lead ... - Two?
- You're not getting points for effort. - He mumbled into a microphone.
Now you'll get really disappointed, because there's three points to Sofie.
Taarnhøj is climbing up the point ladder. It's between Taarnhøj and Eva ...
- He didn't even use the dough! - I didn't even use my ass.
There were two works, that got closest to something -
- I wouldn't be surprised to find in a corner somewhere.
But it's leaning towards Eva. Five points for you, four for Taarnhøj.
Two opportunities left to score points. The second-to-last -
- is the last task in my house. Did you save us something good?
If you mean a task, where they, blindfolded, -
- shove their face into a room-temperature brie -
- then I've saved something really good.
- It looks pretty. - Thank you.
Careful.
So he doesn't get mad.
"Arrange the seven things ..."
- What seven things? - They're under.
"Arrange the seven things in a straight line on the table -
- by how many sides they have."
I don't get it.
"You may only touch the things with your face."
Easy.
It can't be your face? Could be fun.
"You have ten minutes."
"You must wear the goggles ..."
"Correctly, under the whole task."
- They can't just sit on your forehead. - It's a gentleman's sport.
You won't cheat me, I won't cheat you.
- "Most correct arrangement wins." - "Your time starts now."
Okay.
No ...!
- Can you see anything? - No.
Okay.
It's a classic task.
Arrange some objects by how many sides they have.
Do it with your face, while you can't see anything. Who's first?
We will see two grown adults suck a pyramid of ice.
Can I touch things with the inside of my face?
I don't understand.
How many sides does this one have? One, two, three, four.
Let's go with four. Why not?
Oh ... Ooh!
One, two, three.
One, two, three, four. It also has four sides.
It has five.
- Do you have the order? - Yes. How do I move this one?
What's that? What's that?
It smells like shots.
What is this?
It's a book. Yes.
What is it?
It's something nasty.
A table. Is this not a table?
No, that's a table. And that's something else.
Something other than table?
One side. [Page.]
- Time's up. - I'm satisfied.
This one would've been hard, even if I could see.
But why was the tongue necessary?
There's this thing, it's a bit creepy, that no matter what I say -
- you'll know how it feels on your tongue.
So if I say toilet paper ...
Why do you know that? And now the creepy part: toilet brush.
Why do we know that? I thought it might be helpful.
And it wasn't.
Are we going to see someone who does a lot better?
No.
No, no, no, no, no.
- I remember doing it quickly. - You'll see now.
Woah! An icicle!
Four sides. Idiot.
- It's a pyramid. - Now it has a lot more sides.
Two sides.
If we say that that's arranged there...
That's also a kind of arrangement.
A belt?
A book. A ...
What do you think that was?
Now they're lined up. Arranged, arranged.
Ow, damn it. This is one side [page].
Sofie ...!
This doesn't have any sides. This is an egg. Over there.
- A jellyfish? Chocolate cake? - It goes between those two.
Now my friend lies there.
Oh, that's disgusting!
I can't.
How many edges? I think ...
I don't think it has any. It goes by the egg.
One.
Oh, it has many pages [sides]. That was a book.
It goes in between.
- It should all be lined up now. - Great. Time's up.
See you.
We're going to be discussing nouns.
It says in the task: "Arrange the seven things in a straight line ... on the table."
The key word here is table, Linda.
But wasn't it really nasty, that the others used their tongue?
In order of performance, top to bottom, the order is currently:
Warberg, Eva, Sofie, Linda. But we haven't seen Taarnhøj.
A man of many talents. Cleanup isn't one of them.
But I haven't seen you clean with your face before, either.
A picture book. It's got a lot of pages [sides], man.
Let's take it over ...
... and lay ...
- Was that the task that fell down? - No, that was already down there.
It didn't sound like a task.
An egg has zero sides.
I'll put that there.
It's paper. Next to ...
It has five sides.
Then there's one more thing.
Time's up. How do you feel?
I feel ...
... good.
You might have done it exceptionally well.
- You've never done this before? - No, never.
It's great to finally, 12 episodes in -
- find something I'm good at.
And that's it. So many failed degrees.
So arranging things with my face -
- in chronologically correct geometric order, I'm happy with that.
Thank you, Mark. Thank you, Lasse.
Thank you for this show.
From bottom to top: One point for Linda -
- two for Sofie, three for Eva, four for Warberg, five for Taarnhøj.
How does it look in the top and bottom?
For a little overview, right now at the ... bottom -
- we have Eva with 50 points.
I would still call it close, because it's only two points away from the two others.
In the lead, we have you, Jacob Taarnhøj. But you're only two points ahead of Warberg.
How exciting.
Who will take the trophy home?
Who will leave with their head down? We'll find out right now.
This is the last chance to win points this season.
Who will read the final task?
Linda we've tried already. Let's not do that again.
- Warberg, do you want to try? - Yes, I would love to.
Are you ready?
"Make the tallest skyscraper of soap on your table."
"While doing so, you must enthusiastically make the sound -
- that Mark asked the person before you to make."
"If you don't make the correct sound or do it too slowly -
- Mark will tip over your soap-skyscraper."
Try me, Mark.
"Tallest soap-skyscraper wins. You have 100 seconds."
"The time starts, when Mark requests a sound from the Taskmaster."
So ... Mark asks you to make a sound.
You should not make the sound Mark asks you to make -
- but the sound that Mark asked the person before you to make.
That's why he's starting with me. I won't make any sound -
- because there hasn't been a sound before mine.
Lasse, the cow says ...?
- Eva, the pig says ...? - Moo.
- Jacob ... - Moo!
No.
- Linda, the horse says ...? - He hasn't said anything yet.
Bring it. You can't topple anything, you imbecile.
- I have a plan. - Just move on to Warberg.
Warberg, the horse says ...?
Moo.
- No! - I just want to say ...
Ask me now. I've got it. I understand it.
We're still waiting to hear what the pig says, but ...
Sofie, the horse says ...?
- Don't say that to me. - The others messed it up.
Oh, pruh.
- No. - Yes!
No, we're still at the pig. You were asked about the horse.
- Eva, the horse says ...? - Oink.
That's it!
- That was pretty easy. - Jacob Taarnhøj, the frog says ...?
It croaks, damn it! Croak!
- Linda, the frog says ...? - Moo.
- No. - There's nothing to topple.
- Warberg, the frog says ...? - Pruh.
Sofie, the monkey says ...?
Too slow.
Eva, the monkey says ...?
Hi.
- It's too hard. - Taarnhøj, the monkey says ...?
Ooh, ah, ooh, ah!
No!
- Linda, the monkey says ...? - Ooh ooh, ah ah, no!
Why is that wrong?
- Warberg, the monkey says ...? - Croak.
Sofie ...
Sofie, the chicken says ...?
- Ah ah, ooh, ooh. - That's it!
And time's up.
That beats the tongue up your disgusting nose, right there.
Linda, it's a creative solution, but it doesn't follow the rules.
You get a last place. There's two points for Eva Jin -
- three for Sofie, four for Taarnhøj, five for Warberg.
With one single point, this season is won by ...
Jacob Taarnhøj!
- Soap hand. - Congratulations.
It's a bit slippery, but it's yours!
Congratulations, Jacob Taarnhøj!
If you just turned in, you've missed it all. Thank you and goodnight!
Subtitles: Karl Wagner Dansk Video Tekst