Haa haha hahaa!
Wheeee, help!
All this hissing but nothing's happening.
Good evening, this is Taskmaster –
a programme where five hopeful entertainers compete against each other doing tasks –
which often make them lose all hope.
But in the end, it's easy for the winner to smile, and the loser's feelings are of no interest to anyone, as we well know.
I rate the contestants' performances and score them without asking for anyone's opinion.
Our regular contestants are: Janne Kataja – [*Comedian, magician]
Jukka Hildén – [*Stunt performer, The Dudesons group]
Jenni Poikelus – [*Radio & TV personality]
and Roni Back. [*Youtuber]
And tonight competing with them is the actress Minka Kuustonen. Welcome!
And the person here beside me is a person without whom this programme wouldn't have the assertiveness that it needs –
and on the other hand, not the stiffness or awkwardness either.
She's our official referee Pilvi Hämäläinen.
Thank you, Jaakko Saariluoma.
I feel really moved about the fact that at such an early stage of my career –
I get to be here witnessing the final moments of yours.
That was a good one, thank you, thank you. I'll give you one point for that.
Pilvi you're the only one with points at the moment.
– Thank you. – But let's get to the point then. Let's begin.
First, we'll find out what we'll be competing for today –
And as we do, the next points will be given out. Pilvi, could you tell us what this is about?
Yes, so the prize on every episode is a collection of items that our contestants have brought from their own collections.
And this week, the item you asked them to bring was "their most meaningful item".
– Oh did I? – Yes. – Good.
The expectations have just risen to the clouds. [*Her name means 'cloud', so: expectations just rose to concern Pilvi]
(Hesitant laughter.) [*Her name means 'cloud', so: expectations just rose to concern Pilvi]
No stress.
Let's get started. Jenni, what's your most meaningful item?
My most important item is "borrowed" from a certain Irish hotel...
It's a compact shoe horn –
Without which I can't cope in life, and I can't get my shoes on –
therefore I can't get out the door. I take it everywhere I go.
If you lose this tonight, you'll turn into a "barefooted person from Tampere". [*She's from Tampere, 3rd most populous town. "Barefooted" means native-born, like a baby comes]
– Yep. – Janne, what did you bring?
Oh, I brought this photograph which is a postcard –
I've taken the photograph myself in Nurmo, in a Southern Ostrobothnian stall cowshed – [*Tiny village, consolidated with Seinäjoki city since 2009.]
that is no longer in business, and had 10 000 postcards printed.
– For what possible reason?
A lot of people have asked the same question, but..
But the reason why this has become such a substantial item is that the postcard printing service cost was pretty steep –
and I should try to get them all sold. Five euros with an autograph, if anyone's interested.
Supposedly you took such a long time taking your camera out that the cow had already walked out of the frame, 'cause...
– And quite a few others too! – ...You actually had to explain that it was a cowshed.
Thank you, Janne. Jukka, what did you bring?
Well here I have the very first Dudesons tape from 20 years back and, um – [*his stuntman group, like "Finnish Jackass"]
the amount of "co-embarrassment" on this tape is just enormous! [*Myötähäpeä, Finnish word for feeling embarrassed on somebody else's behalf]
Whoever wins this gets to blackmail me for a serious stack of cash –
in order to keep this from being leaked to the public. – So it's a quite valuable item actually.
Yes and I thought you were meant to take this seriously! You have a spoon but I'm gonna need a porridge spoon.
Here I have material that's more important than life itself. A home video.
Yes, and a rare one too, because on it your voice used to be two octaves lower than it is now. We all know why.
– Minka, what did you bring? – In fact, my most meaningful item isn't an object, but –
A person. This is Monica Arbanzolbalts. [*Obviously made up by a child]
So she's a Playmobil figurine.
And this is actually my oldest friend. We've known each other for 25 years already.
And Jaakko if you now think that I was somehow lonely as a child –
I wasn't, I have plenty of these Playmobil toys at home.
So I still spend a lot of time with these. – I was about to ask something but I'm totally speechless.
– Yeah. Right, true. – Roni, what did you bring?
I also took this very seriously, I brought my smart ring –
to which I've externalised my own wellbeing.
Like, this tells me when I have to sleep and when I have to exercise and –
without this, I don't know what to do.
Right, right, so if you were to lose that now, you would no longer know if you've slept or not. – Right!
– Engagement ring. – That one would also tell you when to do what.
– Exactly. I've passed mine on.
– You'll know how to orientate yourself. – (Jaakko:) And whether or not you've slept.
Let's give Jukka five points because it was sincerely meaningful.
Jenni, you get four points because the fact is that you may have to give up on wearing shoes.
To Minka, for letting go of a childhood friend, f i n a l l y. (3 points?)
Two points to Janne, for the strong belief in himself as an artist.
Thank you! That's more than I thought I'd get, thank you!
And Roni, you clearly tried to buy these points.
The most expensive thing is not the most meaningful.
– My wellbeing is at stake! – Right, but it's worth 300 euros. – Fine...
So you get one point. At the end of this episode, one of the contestants wins all of these items.
– Little excited.
The account for points is now open –
and we can move on to the real tasks at the mansion.
Hi!
– Hello! – Hello.
– "Make the block of ice disappear." – "You have 20 minutes."
– "The most successful execution wins." – "Time starts now."
Ta-dah!
Does this qualify?
(Jenni:) Are you being serious now?
So the task was to make the provided block of ice disappear.
Even though... You were given up to 20 minutes to make it happen –
in this case, "the most successful execution" means –
someone who completely makes the block of ice disappear and / or does it in the shortest time.
Good. This is very interesting. Pilvi, who's first?
Let's start with the threesome Janne, Jukka and Roni. – Definitely.
Does it mean that, like, you don't see it? Melted is not the same thing as disappeared, is it.
Warm water, oven...
Break it into smaller bits so when it's smaller, it melts faster.
Check this out. Backwards!
I wonder what happens if I do this?
Protective goggles. Hey!
I was thinking of putting this into the oven or something. I wonder if there's an oven here?
– You've made it disappear? – You're not gonna find it. I dare to say.
Noooo!
There's so many things, I don't know how to operate this thing. How fast... What's this lever?
(Noise.) Let's put some over there.
How can it be when it's so heavy, that... But then again, ice does float doesn't it.
Should've attached a concrete roadblock to its ankle.
– You probably can't put one of these into an oven? – You... supposedly don't spend a lot of time in the kitchen? – Nah.
Uhh! Okay... That water was a bit hotter than expected.
I'll just go outside to smash this thing up a little bit.
(Sings: "One for the show, two for the road...")
I can do some flossing for you meanwhile.
Look, fast!
I strongly believe that this is going to work.
Oh just break already!
(Sings: "The only thing left behind was but a trace, as your ship sailed away...) [*"Kasztany", Polish song from 1955, Finnish 1964 "Night in archipelago"]
– Where do you usually keep sticks in the kitchen? – Sticks? [*Word means a wooden stick or elongated block such as percussion claves]
Sticks. Like, you know... Wood, plastic, metal? It can't be metal can it?
Probably in some kind of stick drawer.
(Pilvi:) Two minutes.
– One minute. – One minute. Okay, okay, okay.
Almost got out of my hand.
– 15 seconds. – Come on, come on, look! All this hissing but nothing's happening!
(Pilvi:) Time.
Thank you!
This was clearly a very educational task.
Roni, were you in the kitchen for the first time in your life there – Pretty much, and –
In the end, I was stirring it with a sledge hammer or something. I didn't find those sticks.
– You didn't find them, and we all saw that.
And Janne, were you completely taken by surprise when you learned that ice floats?
– I mean, yes! (Laughter.)
Taking into account the fact how much I drink vodka soda on the rocks –
but um, so, I've rarely gazed upon that surface while sober, so...
(Jaakko:) And you seriously don't feel the ice cubes on your lips, they just sink to the bottom of the glass?
You see, I haven't had any sensation on my upper lip since 1985.
And what about when you go ice fishing, do you go to the bottom of the lake? [*Ice fishing = on a frozen body of water, fishing from a drilled hole in the ice]
I should go ice fishing more often. [*Ice fishing = on a frozen body of water, fishing from a drilled hole in the ice]
But I mean you sure do feel like an idiot, when you realise that there's nothing you can do –
when you've first chucked it out there, so...
– And it didn't just feel like it, it also looked like it.
That's true. But on the other hand, once you saw how much calories the others spent doing this task, well –
at least I got off easy.
Look, all three of you failed this task.
Well, we still have two contestants left but before that, we'll go for a little break.
Welcome back to Taskmaster!
Before the break we saw how Janne, Roni and Jukka failed –
to make a block of ice disappear. Pilvi, what will we see next?
Well, we still have the performances of Jenni and Minka to see, so –
should we watch them next? – Oh absolutely.
Where will I (put) this now...? Wait, I'm thinking. Wait. I'll make it disappear...
This calls for some tools. Right.
I'll make it disappear.
No... no...
I took everything, just in case.
Can I take it with me?
I'll boil some water now.
It's just that it's a quite big block of ice. I think we might run out of time anyway.
So you can also increase the flow on this tap.
I have one of these at home too.
What?
I think I'm gonna go to the tub of water next, after all. (the sink..?)
13 minutes.
I'm a bit worried about all this water consumption, actually.
(Jenni whistles.)
(Jenni:) Any moment now. Just some finishing touches...
I actually can't feel it anymore.
– Has the block of ice disappeared now? – Yeah.
– You still have 2 minutes remaining. – I don't need that much time.
– Right. – Ahead of schedule! Yes!
(Jukka:) Great job, girls!
(Minka:) Huh! – Could this be true –
that Jenni and Minka managed to make the ice block disappear? – Yes –
and with all that sloshing* also managed to set a very awe-inspiring example for our young viewers. [*Word: sloshing water intensely while simultaneously wasting it]
– I'm sorry! – That's the way it stands. What were their times?
Jenni's performance took...
18 minutes and 5 seconds.
– Great! – (Janne:) Not bad.
And Minka's performance took...
only 16 minutes and 2 seconds.
(Janne:) You've melted ice cubes before.
So would the right way to interpret this be that Minka got the best result? – Yeah, but um...
in this evaluation, I think it would be best to take a few variables into account as well. – And they are?
– The following clip will probably show you. – (Jenni:) What?
(Jukka:) Oh I see!
Minka!
(Jenni:) Cheater schmeater! – No!
Minka, would you like to explain your actions a little bit?
I ended up going with this hasty solution on the side.
And I suppose it wasn't such a great idea. But it was just a small percentage of it.
(Pilvi:) You assumed that we wouldn't check all the tapes? – You others were all indoors at the time!
Minka, now that we've seen this, how do you feel at the moment?
I'm a bit embarrassed.
So the only successful execution here was carried out by Jenni.
– Yes!
How should we deal the points? – Jenni gets give points, and....
Minka. And others. Zero points. For a nice try. – Thanks.
Well that was that. – It's a tough game. – It is.
How's the scoreboard? – The total scores right now are such that Jenni is in the lead –
and left behind to the last place is Roni.
(Jaakko:) Well there's still tasks left. What's next then?
– Shall we watch from the insert? – Sure.
– Hi. – Hi.
Thanks!
"Place four personal belongings or items of clothing as far as possible from one other."
"You have 30 minutes?!"
"Time starts now."
So the task was to place four items of clothing or belongings, their own ones –
as far from one another as possible.
Who's first? – Let's see Jenni and Minka first.
Okay. Um...
I'd need something to travel with now, 'cause I don't have the energy to run.
I'll go with this one. Or I could always order a taxi, but..
Wheee, help!
Heeelp!
[Sign: Herttoniemi allotment garden]
Okay I'm starting to feel the tingling now, I think I'll get some sort of fakir points for this.
The last white sock. Right. I'm done.
Could I piggyback out of here or something, please?
– Right then. Task completed. – (Panting.) Yeah.
– Thank you. – Thank you!
– Do I have to get them? – Now you go get them.
(Jenni cracks up.)
– Oh darling! – (Jaakko:) Oh my...
Pilvi, Jenni is clearly no natural born scooterist.
You didn't seem too interested in that fate of hers. – I was!
I was just so shocked that that I had to turn the other way.
I understand. Minka, if you start running on a rocky forest road –
why would you take a shoe off?
– I don't know. – Neither does anyone else.
(Pilvi:) And you kept yelling, "it tingles, it tingles", and... – And then you removed a sock. – Yeah.
From both feet. Yeah. Exactly.
What were their results?
So in this task, the crucial thing was the distance between all of the four items.
So the results were measured in square kilometres, based on the area that forms between them.
And Minka's result was: zero, point, zero, three, eight, square kilometres.
Jenni's result was: zero, point –
zero, six, four, square kilometres.
(Jaakko:) So, they were quite alright.
– Whom will we watch next? – Let's see how Jukka did. – Right on.
"Four personal belongings or items of clothing as far as possible from one other."
Could I get a taxi to the Kulosaari mansion, please?
Or actually could you send two?
It's gonna be here in ten minutes, then it's gonna take 15.
I'm gonna put these shoes in here. Hello!
Good! Hello!
Ummm, I'm gonna give you this pair of socks.
How much time do we have?
– 20 minutes. – 20 minutes. If I paid you, let's see, 40 euros –
Will you drive as far and fast as you can? And then you can throw the socks out.
As far as you can, I'll pay right away. Thanks, bye!
17 minutes.
– Tell it to that one, I'm not (doing) anything anymore. – You've got items in two different places now..
No, there's two socks and there's two shoes.
They're apart from one other. They're quite far away from one another.
Was that your performance?
Well umm, well... Yes.
That's it. Four things far away from one another. – Thank you.
(Jenni:) Owww! What?
Jukka...
He seemed so pleased with himself, let's get his result out there right away.
– Right, so these items that Jukka sent off in the taxis –
were actually kilometres away from each other as two pairs, but you see –
this was about four items, and...
unfortunately the items that were in the same places were so close to one another, that –
the area didn't spread nearly as wide as Jukka may have imagined.
And Jukka's result is: zero, point –
zero, zero, zero, zero, five, square kilometres.
And I think I was being clever!
Right. But Jukka, isn't that the way it is: While money could get you things and a taxi could take you places –
common sense is the one thing they can't get you.
– No way! – At least I'm glad I didn't go to the woods and run around barefoot.
– Exactly! – Or go scootering.
At this point we'll go for a little break, and we'll be back in a moment.
Welcome back, this is Taskmaster.
Before the break we saw how Jenni, Jukka and Minka spread their belongings around –
all over the town. The ones we haven't seen yet are Janne and Roni.
– And their footages have been merged. – Good thinking! – Thank you.
– I can hardly wait.
30 minutes? But you could get to all sorts of places in that time!
Should I just go for a run then? – You can do what you want.
Well okay then, that's a good thing!
Right... I guess I have no choice, as a lazy man –
but to go for a drive. How long does it take to Riihimäki? [*Car: 80 km, 1 h]
How far am I going?
There's not much time so I've got to drive quite fast, obeying the traffic regulations of course, but..
I could probably leave the first one here...
– You live upstairs? – Yeah.
Good. I gotta... I have this job, I have to get this sock as far as possible from my other sock.
Could you take this to your home, up there? With you. There you go.
– If you wish. – Yeah I mean it!
Damn, this doesn't quite feel like a very sensible thing to do...
I mean, I can see the place where my first item is now.
– Are you going to the tube? – Um, I'm going to the city centre. – To the city centre?
– Yeah but I'm, I'm in a lot of hurry. – Oh my, well take my sock. Take this sock with you. – No!
Take this over to the centre. You'll put it into your pocket. Okay good! There you go! So, to the centre, right.
So can I leave my sock somewhere there, into your bag? Is this OK? – [foreign accent:] Yeah you can put it...
Many, many thanks!
Some proper kind of journey boat... There's one.
This won't stay close. It will definitely go all the way to Kotka. [*Finnish coastal town, 100+ km]
There. Those were my favourite trousers.
I'm Valentin Kononen. And young people, Google who was Valentin Kononen! [*Finnish former race walker, medalist]
I don't know what else I could leave here, besides the socks. I can't go without my trousers... I don't have the nerve.
Just gotta watch out for the police, 'cause –
I'm wanted anyway. Oh look, got a scratch on my foot. Accidentally.
Got any band-aids?
One minute left.
Sure I'm gonna take my trousers off at least in one task!
Although, is that a kindergarten or something? Hello!
And Bob's your uncle!
Do you have a first aid kit? And look... Can you see that? It's just gushing out.
– How was the task? – Very good. If I don't win, I'll be surprised.
Janne, have you recovered from that giant open wound?
Well I wasn't, but just now, Minka gave it a healing... well it felt that...
Well have a little look again, could you. – Did it make it feel better? – There, there you go.
But you know when you live on your own, I mean no one puts band-aids on me anymore.
That was just the kind of, nice moment at the workplace.
(Pilvi:) Wasn't it a different foot? – It was, yeah.
(Minka:) I see!
So what were their results?
Well... The boat that Janne chose unfortunately didn't go out to the sea within half an hour –
but nevertheless, Janne managed to cover an area of the size of –
one, point, one, three, square kilometres.
– (Roni:) No, no, no...
And Roni's sweating, it wasn't all in vain because the area that he covered was about –
one, point, six, square kilometres –
which is the widest of all. – How?
– By running! – (Jukka:) How far out did you run? – (Jaakko:) Far enough- yes?
– I reckon it was the cyclist who did that longer stretch.
– Oh right, the postal worker. – (Janne:) I see.
So, regards to him, thanks!
(Janne:) Luckily he wasn't on strike.
Roni, you get five points for this, while the others are scored according to their rankings.
How's the overall situation? – In the lead at the moment: Jenni.
And with the rest, all this messing about makes it quite equal.
(Jaakko:) Right, what're we going to watch next? – I don't know.
Some old messing about.
Hullo!
Hello to you!
– "Make the jumper as long as possible." – "The longest result wins."
– "You have 15 minutes." – "Time starts now."
What do you mean by long?
It could be the opposite of short.
Oh really?
What a good referee we have here.
– Who's first? – First, let's see how Jenni, Jukka and Minka did.
(Jukka:) Again, I'm in this first round.
– Are you allowed to break the jumper? – Yes.
Listen up, now we'll just pop over there and get a pair of scissors for Jenni.
A job for an axe. [*Uses poetic / old-fashioned form of "axe"]
Oh man, it really... had my momma taught me these things back in the day.
– Do you have your own axe with you? – Yep.
– Can I break this? – It's not forbidden.
So it doesn't have to, like, keep its shirtness.
– Does it say so in the instructions? Does it say that? – No. Right.
How do you do these things now?
Pilvi, tell me now, 'cause you clearly are a crocheting club member of some kind.
The girls and Janne Kataja, they're good a this 'cause they can handle a crocheting needle.
Did this really make any sense at all? I just kinda opened up this sleeve.
I can't be bothered with... ...do this manually!
God damn it!
I wonder what I'm like, trying to do? You... know?
– 30 seconds. – 30 seconds, there's some length.
– 15 seconds.
– Time ends now. – Just getting the last... (inaudible)
– Time. And then we'll measure.
(Jaakko:) Jukka!
Mum! I'm embarrassed now.
– Truly embarrassed. – Yeah. Witmasters.
– Witmasters... Pilvi, I was about to ask how we react to Jukka's spitting? – Right, that's what I was thinking about too.
– With warmth? – Somehow I feel like it would be better to do some rash and radical move to condemn that, because –
otherwise we risk infuriating the nation.
Right, so... We'll subtract one point from Jukka.
What? In the previous performance, I bought the whole nation 80 euros worth of "co-embarrassment"?
– Yes, and if you keep this up now, we'll subtract another point.
What are the results? – You know, we're about to face this big question –
When is a jumper still a jumper?
– I did ask that!
– It's the kind of question that I've never come across during my entire life, but..
A jumper is a jumper when it's in one piece. Otherwise they're just pieces of a jumper.
– Nooo! (Jenni:) Now...!
– Right! In that case... boo-hoo!
Jukka the spitter's performance just doesn't fulfull the requirements –
so his result is zero metres.
Jenni managed to turn the shirt 4,8 metres long.
Minka's result was 5,3 metres.
– (Jenni:) What?
– So Minka has taken the lead now at this point.
How did that feel then?
– It does really feel good. Yeah.
– For now we still have the performances of Janne and Roni remaining. – (Roni:) No reason to worry.
(Jaakko:) Before we watch them though, we'll go for a little break.
Welcome back to Taskmaster!
Before the break we saw how Jukka, Minka and Jenni –
did some berserk jumper stretching. – And spitting.
For which we're still very sorry. – We are.
Don't give up on us yet because we promise to better our ways, don't we Jukka?
– Grand bodger. [*Contortion of the Finnish Taskmaster prog. name which is lit. "grand master"]
Great. When you admitted it, I'm going to give you one point back. ...Maybe!
Maybe! I'll think of it.
But it's seriously being considered.
Who do we have left? – There's Janne and Roni, of course.
Should we let the tape roll? – We should.
I mean is this just the sort of programme where you only have various things that I can't do?
Okay. Well let's go then, shall we.
I'll just test as quickly as possible if we can get this going...
Gotta go get some tools.
Scissors, scissors, scissors....
Scissors! Guess I'll just have to go with the traditional.
And let me know if there's any safety hazards. – I'm already suspicious.
If I could find the end of the yarn from somewhere, it would be really long –
because then you could like, utilise it all.
Now you just sort of have to hack through it...
I'm peeling this like some fruit.
Oh I could really use those scissors now.
Let's pop by the shed. There's scissors there.
????
– What's the plan? – To tie these, these together now. Like this.
– What're you doing!?
– 'Cause it's stretchy. I'd just need to quickly have the time, like... to stretch it with something.
It's like something familiar that you'd seen in prison break movies.
I bet someone knows how to do that darning thing, I don't know how to do it.
– What is a darning thing? – Like how you darn a shirt.
I mean this too must've been knitted by somebody.
I've understood the meaning of the word "darning" a bit differently.
I'm from Orimattila you see, so I'm sure they have slightly different traditions there. [*One hour drive from Helsinki...]
– 3 minutes. – Is it? Now if it could only endure the stretching.
– 2 minutes.
– I'm going to stretch this.
Now I'm the one that's stuck...
– One minute to go! – Yeah!
Wait! Oh fu... – 30 seconds!
– Don't follow me now!
Ohhhf...!!
– 10 seconds. – Oh man...
– There.
– Time... is... up.
– You're welcome. – Thank you!
– Some kind of synthetic fibres.
– These were some amazing performances. Janne, could you explain what happened in the end there?
Well this is why you should use genuine materials, this was a synthetic fibre shirt of some sort, so...
It's like, this is an equipment issue for sure.
– This is an equipment sport. – You could tell you clearly had genuine cashmere.
– Sure was. The excuses are already taking off. – You can just explain one thing to me Roni, 'cause I want to know..
Like, what does "darning" mean in Orimattila?
Well, whenever you're heading to a tight spot, every time you say "I'm from Orimattila", everyone's like "okay, that's just, fine".
So does it like, not have anything to do with darning? – What is it really, darning?
– You don't know what darning is?
That doesn't show me anything, that.
(Jukka:) Janne, don't you say anything now, or you'll embarrass yourself. – Minka, wanna explain him what darning is?
– Isn't it that, that like... – No, I asked you if that's what it is.
Don't you know what darning is? It's if there's a hole, you darn that hole shut.
You mend it! – Right. That's what I was explaining all this time.
(Jukka:) Isn't it the other way around? – (Jaakko:) What were their results?
Unfortunately Janne had the same verdict as Jukka, so –
that was no jumper, it was a long rope made out of rug weft.
– And Roni.... – (Jukka:) Let's file a complaint together. – Sure we will. – Let's make a TV show.
Roni on the other hand managed to keep the jumper in one piece –
and create the longest item, which was 14 metres long.
(Jenni:) What, what?
So the scores are: five points to Roni, four points to Minka –
three points to Jenni and Jukka and Janne both get two points.
But Jukka gets penalised for spitting, so you get one point.
I thought I was good at this. It's all suffering and shame every time. Sorry, mum!
How are the overall scores? – In the overall scores, in the lead we have...
Who else, it's our own Jenni!
And currently in the last place is Jukka.
But it's not yet clear who takes all these wonderful items home. – Right.
So it's time for the final task. Contestants, brace yourselves.
– Pilvi, what's the final task? – The final task is very challenging and requires speed.
Minka, will you please read the task to us all from the letter.
"Blindfolded, attach as many post-it notes onto yourself as possible."
"The person with the most post-it notes attached onto their own body wins."
"You have 30 seconds. Time starts from the Taskmaster's sign."
Right. You can put the blindfolds on now.
Everyone has also been given a block of post-it notes.
– Any questions? – (Jukka:) How do I find myself when I'm blinded?
Time starts now.
(Roni:) Which way around?
(Jaakko:) Nice, Jukka picked an approach where he sits down. Remember that you still have to get up too. – I do?
– 20 seconds. (Jenni:) No what the heck?! (Jaakko:) Doing well, Minka.
(Jenni:) No!
Finding your own self really well, Minka, with your eyes blindfolded. – 10.
(Janne:) Do they have to stay on as well? – What?
Five, four, three, two, one, time.
Great, excellent performance! Don't take them off yet. Let's check who got the most.
Pilvi, who succeeded the best at this?
The persons who attached the least post-it notes onto their bodies were –
Roni and Janne. – Surprise, surprise.
Third place...
Minka.
Second place...
Jenni. And as the winner, Jukka.
For the amount of shame, what I've been bungling now, at least there's some yield!
– Jukka, this was a so-called home stretch. – Indeed. I don't think it's going to help in the overall scores though.
– Right, but we don't know the overall scores yet. Who gets to leave this place –
with those fine and meaningful items.
Pilvi?
After all the tasks –
the person who managed to accumulate the highest score was... [Mimics fanfare.]
Jenni! – Yay!
(Jaakko:) Congratulations Jenni!
Now you can go and paw those meaningful items.
Thanks to all the contestants and thanks to all viewers. This was Taskmaster.
(Jukka:) There goes the tape!