Well hello there!
(Estonian): Nisuõlu.
Is there something on my face?
Good evening and welcome to Taskmaster! I am Jaakko Saariluoma –
and this is a programme where you can find out just how quickly desperation and panic can hit the delicate mind of an entertainer.
We'll be putting a group of guinea pigs of the Finnish entertainment world to deal with tasks that challenge them on quite a few levels.
They don't yet know how they've done –
but they soon will, and of course so will everyone else.
I judge their performances and score them like a dictator, asking absolutely no one for a second opinion.
Our four regular contestants are the magician Janne Kataja –
Hi there, hi!
Ex stuntman Jukka Hildén –
The quota Tampere inhabitant of YleX, Jenni Poikelus. [*Tampere = 3rd most populous city, YleX = major nationwide Top10 radio channel]
Roni Back who keeps busy dabbling with some kind of video stuff on the internet.
And competing with them this week is the actor Mikko Penttilä. Welcome!
– Welcome! – Thank you.
And here next to me, is a person who serves as my eyes and ears while the tasks are being carried out –
She's the official referee, Pilvi Hämäläinen.
Right then, Jaakko Saariluoma. Should we just "throw some jerry"? [*Slang for joking, unheard of to translator, might ref. comedian Jerry Lewis??]
– "Jerry". What's that? – You know, just a little bit of... fokken' with somebody.
No, thank you. I've already got rid (of that).
– I got a good medication for it. – Right.
Instead, let's get to the point.
So, as the prizes on every episode we have various irreplaceable valuables and rarities –
that the contestants have brought from their own collections.
And this time you asked them to bring –
'the best battery operated item.' (Jaakko laughs.)
Hahaa! I can already see all sorts of things in my mind's eye.
It's gonna be fun to see how they've interpreted this.
Now I'm gonna be brave and start with Jenni so what have you brought?
Well, what I have here is... My First Microphone.
– How does it work? – One, two, one, two. Heeey, how ya'll doiiiin'?
– Janne, what did you bring? – Ah, well, I brought this thing, the planets of our Solar System.
(Jenni laughs.)
So there's possibilities... All sorts of them here –
When you press a button here… Where is it, there. (Roni:) Probably give it some room.
So now they go around. And when you switch to the other gear...
– They stop going around. – No, no...
– I'm a bit surprised that you haven't tried to squash the Earth flat, I mean it's yours after all. – As you can see, I have though.
– Janne that's the Sun. – This one's the Earth.
Thank you. Jukka, what did you bring?
Well I brought, this is um, a dear toy from my childhood. I always wanted a dog.
And this um, obeys me pretty damn well. Lily. Lily!
– Did you say "pretty damn well"? – Yeah...
Lily, stand up!
– I see. I understand. – Hey, who's used up the batteries?
Jukka, I'll just repeat the instructions once more.
The objective was to bring the best battery operated item –
Not things that even the recycling centre won't receive.
Mikko, what did you bring? – I bought a mystery box.
– Okay. – A lot of people might recognise that this is uh, shaped like a box.
And it's also a lamp. (Lamp makes a Super Mario chime.) – Oh wow!
I'm speechless.
I... I'm speechless.
Roni, what did you bring?
Well I have... Oh, oh no, all the batteries have run out, of course... [*Finnish has separate words for single use vs. rechargeable type of batteries]
...this electric skateboard. [*Finnish has separate words for single use vs. rechargeable type of batteries]
Roni I'd like to back to the previous sentence you said: "Oh no, have all the [rechargeable type] batteries run out?"
I mean 'cause there's the controller and then there's the device, so...
But you were supposed to bring a [small single-use set] battery operated item.
I mean surely this thing contains batteries? Anyone got a screwdriver?
(The lamp chimes.) (Jaakko:) Roni...
– Roni, you have failed. (Jukka: Hey it's alive again!
Lily. Aah! Look! I already thought I'd lost her!
But did you notice, Jukka, that the only command she had learned from you was "hands up".
Five points to Jenni because that felt really familiar, that. – Yay!
Jukka... Jukka four points.
Janne three points.
I mean you could've... – But that's a surprisingly high score.
Just a tip: More inexpensive navigators are available. And clearer ones.
Mikko, two points. – Thank you.
And Roni, no points. You had completely misunderstood this task.
– Close, it was close! – Well...
There you go. Dear friends, the account for scores is open.
Let's get to the first task that was carried out at the mansion. (The lamp chimes.)
Look at that!
(Clears throat.) – "Throw water at the sauna stove from the furthest distance possible."
"The performance qualifies if the sauna stove makes a hiss."
"You have 20 minutes."
"The person who manages to succeed from the furthest distance, wins."
"Time starts now."
From the furthest distance possible?
Well it doesn't seem like an particularly difficult task to throw water at a sauna stove.
– Right. Exactly.
First let's see how Janne and Jenni did.
This is what we'll do.
Well I can just rather boringly get started with that hose, and then take it from there.
Did it hiss?
This... water... ran out.
– Can the water come from somewhere else? – Yes.
– What're you doing with a spade? – I don't know.
Oh I don't know why I have this thing.
I'd really like to throw this hose up there. But I wonder how I could get it there without breaking a hundred windows?
There's just no way. I'll dig it with this.
(Jukka laughs.)
Wait, I'm thinking.
Wait, come on don't do that, I'm thinking!
Well I was thinking of um, filling up a water balloon –
so if I filled it with this fire... grill...
So would it make a hiss, even though it's a bit...
Sure I could also fill this with water but I mean I could have a go with this bottle too.
Ah. It made a hiss!
I have no idea what I'm doing.
Nooo!
– It made a hiss. – Yay! I'll go even further back.
(Humming MacGyver theme)
I mean it would make a hiss this way too. If it can get started from over there.
Like, all the way over there.
So it's a reverse throw, that counts too. Look. There you go! And, just wait now!
What're you doing?
Just go! What is it, just wh...?
How can it be that it doesn't burn?
Hand sanitiser would burn too.
I'll test, I'll see.
This makes a good hiss. And then if I can just connect this...
My hands are all covered in this goo.
Ya see? Didn't quite take off. It was close.
My children are gonna be ashamed of me when they see this.
(Pilvi:) Well that happened.
(Pilvi:) Time! (Janne:) I mean this works in the movies but now it just looks ridiculous.
Right, the (inaudible) was quite useless.
I don't know where to start unpacking this but, um...
Janne, why on earth did you throw lighter fluid into the sauna stove?
I'm a son of a pyromaniac.
But the task wasn't to set fire to the sauna stove, it was to throw water at it.
No but the point was to make it hiss, so I tried to do this thing, like MacGyver would do, this um...
You know how the fire goes along and shhhh!!
It didn't hiss.
So Janne, is what you've slapped together here the "reverse throw" that you mentioned?
That's what this is, yeah exactly.
– Jenni, was there any room for improvement? – I was quite pleased with this hose work.
I think it looked pretty good.
– Did it not? – It did, yes. Sure it did.
– What were the results of Jenni and Janne? – Jenni made the sauna stove hiss from the distance of...
10 metres and 60 centimetres. – Oh wow!
Janne's result was...
10 metres and 75 centimetres. – How is that possible?
– What? Wha? – I must say, I expected much more based on what I saw when you started –
bringing all those items in, but –
you know. Who do we have left? – Next, we'll watch the performances of Jukka and Mikko.
That's just what we'll do.
I wonder how far I could throw one of those wellies that you're wearing?
It's leaking. So I'll have to hurry.
NOOOOO!! What an utterly shit idea.
I was thinking of throwing this like a yankee football, it flies further than a water balloon would.
I'll just make a hole in it and try to hit the sauna stove.
I'll just go and fill this up.
This is my wild card, yankee football.
I'll fill up this water bottle. Then I'll throw this bottle in there.
This is gonna hurt me more than it hurts you.
– Did it hiss? – It did not hiss.
– But it was a quite good throw? – It was a very good throw.
– Was it a hiss? – Yes. – There we go!
If I can hit it with this, it's one wild card.
Did it hit?
Damn it! I'm throwing like Lasse Virén. Or who was it? [*Lasse Virén = famous olympic runner]
– It did make a hiss now! – It made a hiss.
(Jukka roars.) Did it hiss?
It did hiss! (Jukka whooping repeatedly)
Phone the book of Guinness World Records. Bring in the supervisors. Woo!
Gentlemen, you clearly relied on this sort of, caveman-like brute force.
Let's just say, had the contest been about who sweats the most, it would've been between just you two, but...
And Mikko probably would've... – I would've probably won that one.
– Did you run out of time or ideas? – Both.
You rarely run out of both but this time I did run out of both.
What about Jukka? You were celebrating there in the end.
– I was surprised by the low count of casualties after my throws. – Well so was everyone else.
What were their results? – The results were:
Mikko 24 metres and 55 centimetres. – Oh wow!
I'm pretty sure you had more.
And Jukka's result was –
37 metres and 10 centimetres.
(Jenni:) That's pretty tough!
Now I'm just a bit worried about what Roni over there has come up with.
– I don't know either. – Indeed.
Well we're all just gonna have to worry about that because –
now we'll take a bow to the direction of those who took part in the funding of this show, and go for a little break.
Welcome back to Taskmaster!
The task was to throw water at the sauna stove from as far as possible.
Before the break we saw four performances, out of which the longest one was Jukka's, a bit over 37 metres.
Now the last one remaining is Roni.
Right. So you should throw water from as far as possible.
Some sort of water sling. Okay, well. Let's go to the shed, I bet there's something there.
Oh you know you'll be so proud of me for having been smart for once.
– 15 minutes remaining. – Yeah this is gonna be done in a couple of minutes.
...I think.
Okay fine, maybe ten. That stick isn't quite gonna fit after all, is it.
How did this tape just, it split in two?
Yeaa-ha-ha-ha!
Now.
(Pilvi:) Ten seconds!
– It made a hiss! – It did? Yay!
How do you think that went?
Extremely well, like, if that's not a winner then I don't know. I'll shave my beard and moustache off or something.
It's all clear.
– Tough! – Roni...
– Roni, did I just hear the sentence, "if this one's not a winner, then I'll shave my beard and moustache off"? – Yeah?
Oh no! I feel hot all of a sudden...
Here's a bib and a trimmer, um... It was a decent performance but –
- we don't yet know whether it was the longest one, do we.
Why did you have to throw from so far away? I was absolutely certain that I'd done a sick performance.
(Jaakko:) You're a man of your words, are you not? – Well, we'll see. [*Finnish saying is: "man the length of one's words"]
– Right, it depends on the situation. – Exactly, depends on the situation.
Pilvi, what was Roni's result?
Roni's result was exactly...
48 metres, which is unassailable.
Yes, you get to keep your mug hair.
(Jenni:) What the heck?
Congratulations Roni! I'll just tuck these away.
It would've been a shame of course, considering that you've been growing that out for two years, to just shave it right off.
I mean it would come off with a terry towel.
For this task, Roni 5 points, Jukka 4, Mikko 3, Janne 2, and Jenni 1.
Fine performances from both of you. – Tremendous.
Quiet now, I need to use the cloud* service for a bit. [*Her name means cloud] What are the total scores?
On the score board in the lead is...
Jukka.
This was something a little bit surprising. – (Jaakko:) Janne is on the positive.
and now, unless someone opposes, and of course you don't, because I'm the one who decides what we do here –
we'll move on to the next task.
This can't be true!
– Hello. – Helo. [*Estonian is similar to Finnish; Translation simulates the impression of what a Finn hears]
– Jukka, hello. [*Estonian is similar to Finnish; Translation simulats the impression of what a Finn hears]
(Clears throat.) [*Estonian is similar to Finnish; Translation simulats the impression of what a Finn hears]
"Get the required information from the Estonian construction worker."
"You can only use the given tools.
"You have 10 minutes."
"The person who gets the most correct answers from him, wins." – "Time starts now."
I could tell from that "helo", that...
And I was at the Estonian Business School, I should be able to do this now.
(Jenni:) I can't believe this!
So the task was to get answers to the provided questions –
from an Estonian construction worker, who only answered in Estonian.
Roni, would you be up for a little bet?
Let's see about that in the next episode. Preferably not during this task.
– Pilvi, what should we do, have a look? – Yeah.
First let's see how this task was carried out by Jenni, Mikko –
and Roni, who had just obtained some Estonian language skills from this Estonian Business School (university).
– Where do you live? – In laier hut.
– In laier hut? – Yah. – I don't think that's a city is it.
No, is e hut, laier hut.
– Oh, a house? – Laier hut.
– Umm, whereabouts do you live? – In laier hut.
– Yeah. Right. It's a nice area.
– Right. What's nearby? – Eter hutz.
– Other huts?
– Yah.
– Terraced house? – No. – A flat? – No... Yah.
– Yeah!
– What would you take onto desert island? – Ummm... Noa.
– Excuse me? – Noa, nuga.
– Ah, right, yeah.
– Yeah, me too. Nougat!
– What's your favourite beverage? – Nisuõlu. [*First word sounds like "teat" or an old word for "wheat" second word like "beer" or "toy" or "oil"]
– Wheat toy? – Nisuõlu. [*First word sounds like "teat" or an old word for "wheat" second word like "beer" or "toy" or "oil"]
– Uh-huh? What colour is it? [*First word sounds like "teat" or an old word for "wheat" second word like "beer" or "toy" or "oil"]
– Liek, kle. – Clear? [*First word sounds like "teat" or an old word for "wheat" second word like "beer" or "toy" or "oil"]
– What pet does your daughter have? – Tronerull.
– Oh that one? Right.
– How many legs does it have? – Fo.
– A hamster? – Is not.
– Any close? – Neerly.
– So they are related, right.
– Is it furry? – It hab... Tore. Hard te understand.
– Uh-huh? – Tronerull.
– It has some fur? – Ool hav watlike. Wichkaend fer yah.
– A dog?
– Is not unwysual peh, tronerull. – But you know, it doesn't matter, I had rocks as a pet when I was a child...
– Shre- ... A mouse? – No.
– Bigg. – A rat! It's a rat.
– Is not. – Not even a rat? Well is it something like, a hedgehog?
– Yah. – Hah, look at that! "Tronerull", I'm actually learning something.
– What does your mother do? – Nierkeera.
– A nurse? [*Literal Finnish: "near carer"] – No. Nierkeera.
– Voice coach? – Nierkeera.
– Kera? – Yah. Is ski track and nierkeera.
– Does she still work there? – Yah. – Still?
– A lawyer? – No.
– Was that completely off? – Yah. – Yeah.
– She mends clothing. She's a...
– Tis is resister from bern dors.
– A nanny! She takes care of kids at a kindergarten?
– "A nanny."
– Good answers. I've written down very very few of them here...
– Thank you! – Nait!
– It was nice getting to know you. – Same.
Mikko, you quite effortlessly accepted the idea that –
he wants to take nougat onto a desert island.
Who wouldn't?
Fine. Jenni, you never solved –
the mystery of the "light coloured wheat trickle" – [*He's bastardising the orig. Estonian word]
because you said that it was water. – Oh. Right, but isn't it though? [*He's bastardising the orig. Estonian word]
– What do you think it is? – Milk?
– From (old word for) wheat... [*She's confusing 'nisu' and 'nisä', one being an old word for 'wheat', other being 'teat']
Oh, no but... – Wheat trickle? [*She's confusing 'nisu' and 'nisä', one being an old word for 'wheat', other being 'teat']
(Mikko:) That's not what he said. – What is that? [*She's confusing 'nisu' and 'nisä', one being an old word for 'wheat', other being 'teat']
(Jaakko:) Do tell without hesitation. – A little trickle comes out of wheat. [*She's confusing 'nisu' and 'nisä', one being an old word for 'wheat', other being 'teat']
– Pilvi. How did our translators cope with this? – So the maximum amount of correct answers was 12, and –
Mikko and Jenni got four correct answers, and Roni got six.
Shall we see how Jukka and Janne did then? – Absolutely.
– (Putting on an accent:) Helo there. – Helo.
(Accent:) What is your favourite food? – Kartulisalat.
– Korttuli salad? (Accent:) What is korttuli made of?
– iit komz off top ov pusi.
– Well indefal you go, pull off top ov pusi. – Off the top of pussy? [*"Põllu" sounds like "pellon = of field" but also "pillun = of pussy".)
– Is it-... [*"Põllu" sounds like "pellon = of field" but also "pillun = of pussy".)
– A sausage? – Grooz o top ov pusi.
– Grows on the field. A potato? Yeah, and then you boil it? – Yah.
– Okay I think it's potato salad. Is it, potato salad? – Yah.
– Kartuli izet boel. – Right, you boil them, right, right..
– From a field? Pussy...
– Off top ov pusi. – Right, off the top of the pussy, there it comes, and then you boil it! – Yah.
– Salad. – Kortt... yeah.
(With accent and a Swedish word thrown in:) Vad are your favourite movie? – Krossetad.
– Cross dad? – Krossetad.
– Cross dad? Is it a religious one? – Not deg thru, but part sech. – Okay.
– Who's in the cast? Bruce Willis? – Nahh... – Well, who?
– Robert De Niro. – Robert De Niro. Aah, Godfather!
– Godfather! Isn't it? Cross dad. – Kun be.
– Cross dad, it's Godfather, wow!
– Favourite beverage?
– Weetail. – Wheat oil?
– What is weet? – Weet is... – Is this the same thing as... – Iit grooz o top ov pusi.
– On top of pussy.
– It's above pussy, weet. – No.
– Weetail. – Weet...
– Ail. – Wheatail? Next...
Weetall... (modern Finnish:) Wheat! Wheat!
– Wheat! Coffee nisu [*As pulla, a popular wheaten dessert roll is called in some areas] Wheat beer! In Finnish it's wheat beer!
– Ken be. – (Rogue Swedish accent:) Lager! Lager!
– Yeah and it grows on the field. "Pussy" is field. – O top ov pusi it grooz.
Yeah right, exactly. It's almost the same thing in Finnish.
– Well, ken be. – Could be, yeah.
We're in a hurry now. You're gonna have to talk faster now.
– What's your favourite invention? – Elektripirn.
– What, electric... – Elektripirn.
– Is it, what is it for, cooking? – No.
– Umm, repairs? – Soh wen is derk.
– Geddin som veit. Elektripirn.
– It's white inside. It's some kind of elektri...
– Is it some sort of pirtu making machine? [*Pirtu = moonshine]
– What is 'pirn'? A synonym for 'pirn', what else do you call it? – Steemlamp.
– Steem? Electric steam lamp. Right on...
– Iit gev sum veit. – So that's "sum veit"?
– Sum veit. – Oh, the electric lamp! – Yah.
– The electric lamp? Electric lamp! That's good.
– Thank you! – Return.
– ['Good evening' in Estonian]
– This was a really great performance. (Jukka:) In whose opinion? – Jukka I was checking your answers and um..
For the daughter's pet, you wrote "ditch digging".
(Jenni:) It's a really nice pet, that one.
And Janne, you wrote that to the desert island, he would take the Noah's Ark.
So my expectations, like, when it comes to the points, aren't that high today.
But I reckon it was a good idea, thinking that you'd understand Estonian better –
If you put on an "Estonian" accent while asking questions in Finnish. – Yeah. (Imitating:) "Vat vaas it?"
"Teel mi, I wan no mo."
– I reckon he understood you even less. – That's possible.
So the way that this task turned out is, Roni was the best, five points to Roni.
Jukka and Janne four points, and Mikko and Jenni three points.
According to the scoreboard now, Jukka is in the lead –
and in last place at this point, Mikko Penttilä.
– It's okay. – Don't get depressed now.
Let's digest this for a moment and go for a little break, see you in a bit.
Welcome back, this is Taskmaster! So far we've already thrown water at a sauna stove and interrogated an Estonian –
so the atmosphere is pretty much like on a trip to Tallinn. [*Helsinki to Tallinn = 82 km popular cross-gulf booze cruise]
Pilvi, what are we doing next?
Well, since you as the host want to take such good care of the guests at the mansion of course –
next, they get to enjoy some fresh fruits. – Wow.
"Hide this pineapple into or on your person (wear it)."
"You have 15 minutes to act."
"After this, the referee tries to guess where you have hidden some pineapple."
– "Whoever gets the most incorrect guesses, wins." – "Time starts now."
Oh no! All I get is some really bizarre ideas so –
gotta think what I'll have the nerve to do now.
Were you measuring it?
So the task was to hide a whole pineapple in or on themselves.
However, the hiding had to be done in such a way that I would have the hardest time guessing –
where you had hidden some.
So the most successful contestant would've been one –
who would've made me guess the wrong locations as many times as possible.
Right, let's see how they managed with the preparations.
A whole pineapple into yourself.
It's a family programme after all, so... If you eat it, she'll obviously just know.
Can't see a thing, can't see a thing! Luckily I've got wide trouser legs.
This is how I smuggled promissory notes from the bank too.
I mean you can't even see any difference.
I haven't really made a lot of health drinks, so....
Surprisingly... quite a lot of it in there.
Do I also have to hide these, this?
If you don't mind me, now...
It feels funny when there's some pineapple just trickling down my leg.
I'm not completely sure if it is pineapple.
Gotta keep cool like you were in the Mexican border or something.
The Finnish customs officials are gonna watch and think, that Hildén guy really rolls that grass in such a way that I bet it's not his first time bringing something in here...
(Janne:) Gives it away, that...
Should probably smudge it a little bit –
so I don't give away the trousers. There...
I think it's about time to start putting on some shoes and go see where that pineapple might've gone into hiding.
Jenni. I was just listening, you weren't quite sure whether it was pineapple that was trickling down your leg –
or something else, so, what other options did you consider?
It could've been some other fruit leaking from there.
So you also had other fruits hidden, that we should've been looking for?
It's possible that I fabricated some red herrings, yeah.
Excellent, the pineapples have been hidden. Let's see how many of them Pilvi managed to find.
– Who's first? – Let's start from the old friends of the Finnish customs officials –
Janne, Jenni, Jukka and Roni.
– Hello! – Hello.
You can just get up there.
Is there any pineapple in the pocket of your hoodie?
Your hat is so big, I bet there's some under there.
Could you squat?
You have pineapple in your left leg.
Correct.
You've hidden some into your shoes too, both of them.
In your right trouser leg, at the bottom.
Sure, there's.... my socks.
– You've taped (some) onto your right thigh. – Correct.
– On your right buttock. – Yeah there's some.
– The pocket of your jeans. – Something.
– Right leg of your jeans. – Just for my own use.
– What about the left leg of the jeans? – For the family.
– Left pocket. – Fine, there was a little bit.
Over here.
– On your left buttock. – Yeah.
– I'm only getting correct answers. – Right.
– Between the buttocks, actually. – There's none there.
Thanks for this.
On your right arm, here.
You have, in your underwear in the front.
It's all me. Dunno why it's bulging all by itself.
– Have I found all the pineapple there is to find? – No.
– You have pineapple in your breast pocket. – Wrong.
– On your right inner thigh. – Wrong.
– You have pineapple inside your bra. – I don't.
– You've shoved some somewhere up in your panties, Jenni..! – I have not. Today.
And could you just turn around.
– There's pineapple in your hair. – Correct.
Thank you!
A scrunchie! Wohoo!
I've rarely seen you as pleased as you were when showing off that hair thing.
It was such a brilliant invention. I was so proud of fit.
But was it worth the effort? So how many wrong guesses did everyone manage to get?
Well, Jenni's merriment about this wonderful hair thing wasn't for nothing, because...
Out of this group, Jenni managed to reap the largest number of wrong guesses. So that was a total of 10.
– Yay!
Jukka got 8 wrong guesses, and Roni got 7.
But Janne only got one wrong guess.
I understood this the other way around.
Janne, other than your arse crack, were there any other places where you didn't put any?
Uuuum... I don't think there was.
So had you somehow completely misunderstood this? I could've guessed anything, and some pineapple would've emerged every time.
I think I've misunderstood this whole programme!
– But we still have magician Penttilä's pineapple disappearing trick to see. – Oh no!
But before that, we'll take a little break and then continue soon enough. [*Penttilä had a magician character in a reality TV sketch contest Putous]
Welcome back, this is Taskmaster.
The task was to hide a whole pineapple on your person.
And we still have one pineapple stasher's performance to see. – Yes.
Let's see how Penttilä did.
Can this stool support me? Think it does.
– You have some in the right leg of your jeans. – No, there's none there.
– Well, surely there's some in the hat. – There's something there, something that got mislaid...
– Did you eat some of the pineapple? – I did.
Do you have any in your right shoe?
– Have you crammed some into your trousers? – Oh hello!
Cyclists.
– Have you stuffed your fly with it? – There could be something here.
– In how many places do you still have some? – In at least two places, and in a way –
I'm not entirely sure about one if it counts, because I don't think you saw anything but –
In a way it was a magic trick or sorts. – Uh-huh.
So it just like, changed places in a way.
Have you pushed some inside of yourself somewhere, I mean..?
– I already checked your bum. – Right.
– You have some in your ear! – No I don't.
Have you got them on your nob?
– In your nose? – Not in the nose either.
– Belly button! – There's this leaf.
This was in the armpit. You didn't ask –
but when I was taking my jacket off, it fell off and went straight into that shoe.
This was a joy. Come and eat some fruit salad if you... want.
(Jenni:) A magic trick, wow!
– Magician Penttilä! Excellent performance! – The magic was revealed.
– Good magicians never tell their tricks. – That's true. – It did get revealed this time.
I felt like this wasn't the first time when you store things in your belly button.
No, regards to my friend Jouni Koskela. Stash the cash. [*Translator's verdict: Prob. non-celebrity]
He's in there? In your belly button?
– Jouni is asleep now so let's keep it down. – What was Mikko's result?
Mikko's result was 17 wrong guesses. – Oh wow!
So, Mikko, full five points.
And the others, 1-4 points depending on whatever your results happened to be.
Jukka is in the lead right now. And everyone else...
Grand bodger!
But the others are really really close anyway as it is a difference of a mere few points.
So it's not yet clear who takes home this selection of junk that we call the prizes.
That gets determined soon, it's time for the final task.
Contestants, brace yourselves.
Pilvi, what is the final task?
The final task is very challenging and requires intellect.
Mikko, would you read the task aloud from the letter please?
"Cut a piece of string that equals the total height of all the contestants."
"The piece of string closest to the correct length wins."
"You have 60 seconds. Time starts from the taskmaster's sign."
– Do you have any questions? – No. – What's a length?
The height of all of you, combined.
Time... starts... now.
– How do you untangle this? – Stand straight! – I will not!
(Everyone babbling.)
That's worth one Janne Kataja.
– Ten seconds. – Janne, get off!
(Pilvi:) Five, four, three, two –
one, time's up.
Well done everybody. Jenni, did you manage to cut anything at all?
I did. This bit that I managed to detach.
(Jaakko:) Let's check the results.
The strings have now been measured.
Pilvi, you have the results there, who succeeded the best?
The actual total height of all contestants is a bit over 9 metres –
more specifically, 906 centimetres.
The closest that anyone got to this was –
875 centimetres, and it was cut by...
Mikko Penttilä.
Protest!
– Mikko, what was your tactic in this? – Um, rabid panic.
Unlike Jenni who didn't have a case of rabid panic.
I had a tactic but the string was all knotted up and I couldn't untangle it –
but I also counted you into this. And Pilvi.
And the audience.
Congratulations to the winner of this task.
Pilvi, who won the whole evening?
After all the tasks, the most points was accumulated by...
Jukka.
(Jaakko:) Jukka congratulations, you can go fondle your prizes. Please.
(Jukka:) Oh nice, to go home on a skateboard!
Congratulations to Jukka. Thanks to all the contestants, and thanks to all of you, the viewers.
This was Taskmaster.