Alright then! And bouncy bounce!
I'm gonna need three people to join me now.
Oops! This might raise some questions at the customs...
Good evening and welcome to watch how the elite of the entertainment business —
demonstrate their skills and the lack of them as they carry out some tasks that I've come up with.
Afterwards, I score the tasks in question with arbitrary justice.
I am Jaakko Saariluoma and this is Taskmaster.
Our regular contestants are:
Fathi Ahmed — [Comedian]
Kalle Lamberg — [Comedian, actor, art director of a theater]
Eija Vilpas — [Actress, screenwriter, drama teacher]
and Pirjo Heikkilä. [Comedian, actress, screenwriter]
And tonight, competing with them is the journalist and radio host Susani Mahadura. Welcome!
And here on my left side sits my right hand.
The show's official referee Pilvi Hämäläinen.
(Jaakko:) Pilvi, what can we look forward to tonight?
Well, madness with a capital M, and epiphanies... With a sort of medium-sized E.
Excellent. I can hardly wait. Especially the "epiphanies".
But first, let's find out what we'll be competing for tonight.
And as we do, the first round of points is up for grabs. Pilvi, could you remind us, please.
The show's prizes are a collection of the contestants' personal belongings.
And this time, what you asked them to bring in was... Their favourite thing that is hard on the surface but soft in the inside.
What sort of things have they brought in then? – Let's start with Kalle.
Kalle brought in a cardboard box, which, according to him, was "full of banknotes".
Although, to Kalle, "full of banknotes" means 15 euros.
Eija on the other hand has brought in a Julia chocolate — [*Marmalade covered in dark chocolate. An old classic.]
because she happened to have one at home and she likes them. [*Marmalade covered in dark chocolate. An old classic.]
Susani, according to her own words, has brought in her bedfellow —
which turned out to be a hot water bottle.
The item that Pirjo brought in is a hemorrhoid cream.
And we did actually discover some soft cream inside the hard tube.
And lastly: Fathi brought abs.
Or actually, a photo of abs. (Susani:) Wow!
Well this is very interesting now. Pirjo.
You brought in a hemorrhoid cream tube which was half empty.
So... If that's, like, the thing that you can find from home, I'd love to see what your place is like.
I mean... Were there no other options available?
Well yeah, but I couldn't find it. – What did you have in mind?
A Jari Sillanpää* cassette. [*Famous schlager singer, now openly gay. Finnish schlager has simple, sentimental lyrics.]
It's really badass* and it's also soft inside, just soft and lovely... [*Finnish for badass is literally 'hard'.]
Was it some specific cassette album? – It was the eponymous one from '96.
(Jaakko:) What songs does it have again? (Singing:) "And the dream castle of a faraway land..." (Jaakko:) Okay yeah, it's soft, it's soft.
Fine. And Susani, you brought a bedfellow that turned out to be just a hot water bottle. [*Sleeping with hot water bottles isn't common in Finland because modern houses are properly insulated for winter.]
So, is this how bad it's going? [*Sleeping with hot water bottles isn't common in Finland because modern houses are properly insulated for winter.]
Or why... Why is a hot water bottle a bedfellow?
Well, Jaakko. It doesn't snore, first of all. It doesn't drool.
It's lovely to wake up next to it in the morning after we've slept spooning all night.
It warms... the bed, if you know what I mean.
And... And um, each morning as I wake up, seriously, —
it's got this lovely message on it saying "We can do this."
But hasn't it gone cold by the morning? – Sure. Yes... But Eija...
You can warm it back up in no time. – I was just thinking of the message...
(Jaakko:) Not a lot of bedfellows can stay hot quite until the morning.
I have met bedfellows like that though.
Eija, remember that it's a family show, so...
But it was a long time ago!
Alright, great. Great items. Now I'm supposed to score them somehow.
Um, I'll score these as follows: Susani 5 points.
It somehow had all the characteristics that I can't find in myself, so...
Fathi. I really feel like giving you just 1 point. Because it was a picture.
But um, on the other hand I know how hard it is to find a set of abs from your circle of friends. So...
I give you 4 points. – Yes!
Eija. Julia chocolate, extremely minimal, barebones, —
ticks all the boxes. Although it's probably the only one you've got left from last Christmas, um...
You get 3 points. (Susani:) Good for you!
Kalle 2 points. – Yay.
And Pirjo Heikkilä. A tube of hemorrhoid cream. I would've given you 2 points —
but because half of it was missing, I'll give you just 1 point.
And now, dear friends, it's time to get started with the competition and head to the mansion.
(Susani:) Oh no... (Kalle:) Here we go.
Hello, Pilvi. – Hello.
"Get all the following things to happen at the same time."
(Eija:) "The marble must be rolling." (Kalle:) "The spinning top must be spinning."
"The Newton's cradle must be in action." so that one
"The sand must be flowing. The ball must be bouncing."
(Eija, confused by the word:) "The fidget spinner must be spinning, and the dinosaur must be vocalising."
So that's a dinosaur, not a frog.
"Clap when you think you're finished. Fastest wins."
"The time starts now."
So the objective was to get seven things to happen simultaneously.
Seven tasks at the same time.
I bet we're about to see quite impressive demonstrations of skill now.
Yes. Let's start with the footages of Fathi and Kalle. – Excellent.
(Kalle:) Oh yeah!
Right. This must be the marble.
The marble must be rolling. The spinning top must be spinning. The Newton's cradle must... be in action.
The sand must be flowing. – Oh you mean these balls? There's two sets of balls.
Balls!
That's how long it goes on for, okay great.
And I can already do that. And I can already do that.
And I can...
I see, that's how that works.
I didn't have quite so, like, Western toys as a child.
So um... So they're quite novel to me.
There. There. There. Fiddlesticks!
Fucking hell!
I meant...
Come on, work! That way.
Thank you, Fathi. – Cheers.
(Eija:) Wow!
Well that looked great. Any remarks? – Yeah.
Well, as we just saw there, Fathi's performance was nearly perfect, wasn't it.
Except that the hand clap happened before the ball bounced.
Fathi, are you typically accustomed to being applauded before a performance?
Well every time I handle balls, I...
Like, "clap!" Although, I don't know what this is going to be about.
But great performances. What were the times?
Fathi's time was 1 minute 35 seconds.
But Fathi indeed clapped his hands first and only then made the ball bounce.
Kalle did it fully according to the instructions and his time was 1 minute 53 seconds.
(Eija:) But that's great.
Go, Kalle! (Jaakko:) Great performances, and um —
we're yet to see how Susani, Eija and Pirjo did —
but now from Fathi's mark, we're about to go for a break. But let's have the applause before I say that we'll do so.
(Applause.) Let's go for a break.
Welcome back.
Earlier, we saw how Kalle and Fathi made seven things happen simultaneously.
We're yet to see the performances of Susani, Eija and Pirjo.
And we'll see them all in one go, not quite simultaneously but almost.
– What's this then? – Time starts... – No no no no no it can't start yet! – ...Now. – Did it start now?
Time starts... – Oh no.. Nooo. Pilvi, don't do stuff like this.
(Pirjo:) [Strongest swear word known to man.] – Now!
Aah!
No, oh no not this... Oh no...
Oh no, I didn't mean...!
(Makes weird dinosaur noise.)
– Sand. – It says here "Clap when you think you're finished." But I wasn't finished.
– The time will run until you think you're finished. – I see.
Oh I see. Wait, what?
Woof woof! Woof woof! Like this. There. Is this the point?
(Slowly with a low-pitched voice:) ...Uuuuuuhhhh... I am a dinosaur. I am nice.
Okay. This got a bit jumbled up now, let's put it back to how it was.
How... How does the t-rex vocalise in Jurassic Park?
(In dinosaur voice:) Good afternoon, good afternoon, good afternoon. And the marbles will go...
The marbles will... Alright then! And bouncy bounce, and... Finished!
There. Oh there we go.
Uh!
(Sings Jurassic Park theme tune.)
(Kalle:) Clap!
(Kalle:) Did you clap? (Pirjo:) Oh my word.
Pilvi, any quick analysis on this?
Well, in principle, the performances were... really good, except that they were missing a few minor things.
Which were... Reading, and comprehension.
(Jaakko:) Right. Um, I have to start with... Eija, um...
Did it... Did it also say in your task that you should perform Jurassic Park as a children's puppet show?
Watching what the boys had done, I just realised... I didn't understand that you could press it, I thought it had to talk like this!
Yeah, we all noticed that you didn't understand it.
Pilvi, I don't even know why I'm asking you this, but... But I have to ask this because of my job:
What were the times of Pirjo, Eija and Susani?
Pirjo's time was 1 minute 59 seconds. (Susani:) Badass.
Susani's was 2 minutes 51 minutes. – Okay.
And Eija's... Well... It really depends on how we, like, interpret it...
But Eija shouted "a clap!" for the first time at 1 minute and 2 seconds.
And after that, at 1 minute 47 seconds.
And finally for the last time at 2 minutes 17 seconds. (Susani:) Wow! (Kalle:) Alright!
(Susani:) Badass.
You can pick whichever one of those feels apt.
And... I've scored these rather objectively. Kalle 5 points.
Fathi 4 points.
And everyone else, even though the performances were very charming, 1 point to all.
One point? Just one point? (Kalle:) Great. (Eija:) Only!?
Yes. – Outrageous.
(Pirjo:) Was there some clapping thing that you had to do as well? (Jaakko:) Yes. (Susani:) I also missed that.
(Kalle:) Pay no attention to it! You got a point. (Pirjo:) No but I just started thinking... Because you were clapping, was that a thing too...
Look. What I'll do now is that because... Because first of all, the question...
And secondly, all the voices and stuff, I mean... I give one more point to all three of you because um...
Yes! – Clearly the instructions may have been a bit unclear. (Everyone:) Yes, they were!
What are the overall scores at the moment? Who's in the lead?
The one in the lead at the moment is... Fathi.
(General sounds of awe.) (Kalle:) Come on!
(Eija:) Good for you.
(Jaakko:) Time to head back to the mansion for the next task. (Susani:) Oh no.
Guess who.
"Show the coolest picture from your phone."
"You have 2 minutes." – The time... starts... now.
There's nothing here that I could show...
Oh, oh, oh... I wonder where I can find... – Woooh! Let's just go um...
Do I have to show my own coolest picture of do I have to show... Ah!
(Pilvi:) Time.
Check this out.
(Pilvi:) That is quite cool. – Isn't it?
It's rendering Pilvi speechless now...
Oh please, no more...
"Make a pastiche of the picture that you just showed.
The most accurate pastiche wins. You have 10 minutes."
So the objective was to make a pastiche of the coolest image that they'd chosen from their phone.
I'm very excited, and maybe a bit disappointed that no one used my picture there.
But who's first? – Let's start with Pirjo and Kalle.
"The time starts now."
(Pilvi:) That's really cool.
I think I'll set it up here. I'll be on that side, like that.
But it had four people!
Does anyone have any make-up powder?
I mean, is there not a single bald person in the team?
Heheheheeey! So that's like, the face that you should make.
Three volunteers, please. I could take... I could take this one.
Pilvi, you can be this one gentleman over here, who's there right behind us.
I'll make that face. – I'll pick this one here. Will you do Krisse's* face? [*A well known female comedian Krisse Salminen]
And you take that one. Okay. So I'll go be at the other end.
I'm just looking for whatever, anything that I could put into the shot.
Does anyone here have a pair of sunglasses? – And let's gather our heads... Yeah. Yeah, brilliant!
And crop there. Could you crop it like that?
This is gonna be like, exactly it. I'm sure people are gonna be like, "what!?"
10 seconds left.
– Anything you'd like to change, still? – No, that's great. I mean, for a second there I thought I was looking at my own camera roll.
So... It's perfect. It's perfect.
Brilliant.
(Eija:) Great one!
Kalle and Pirjo, were there any production team members left that didn't get used in your shot?
I couldn't find a make-up artist anywhere but I guess you had one somewhere.
Yeah. It's such a cheap production that those three people were the only ones around.
Well Pilvi, where do we start?
Shall we see Kalle's original photo?
(Jaakko:) Kalle's original coolest picture. (Kalle:) Yeah. Pretty cool. (Susani:) Wow, wow!
(Jaakko:) What do you reckon makes this the coolest picture?
The coolest... Well I mean, to be honest, this is the only good photo that's ever been taken of me, so...
That's one, and then of course there's like, a party in the background, and...
Alright then, let's see the pastiche of Kalle's photo. Is it equally cool?
(Pilvi:) Sure. It looked like this.
(Susani:) Pretty good! (Kalle:) Of course it is!
And next, Pirjo. What was Pirjo's first picture like?
(Pilvi:) Right. This was Pirjo's original coolest picture. (Jaakko.) Right.
And Pirjo's pastiche looks like this.
(Susani:) Wow! (Eija:) That's great!
(Fathi:) This is good. This is good! (Pirjo:) I mean it's exactly...! (Jaakko:) It is...
(Eija:) Congratulations now, Pirjo. (Pirjo:) Thank you.
(Susani:) It is good. – We've now seen the cool shots of Pirjo and Kalle.
We've still got those of Susani, Eija and Fathi —
but at this point, let's pause and see some cool commercials.
Welcome back. Before the break, we saw what kind of pastiches —
Pirjo ja Kalle made of the coolest photos that they found from their phones.
We've still got Susani, Eija, and Fathi left.
And next, we'll see what Fathi and Eija came up with.
(Jaakko:) Excellent.
"Time starts now."
Okay. (Fathi:) ...A copy?
(Pilvi:) Yes, as identical as possible, please.
So you can be the conifer. So come... Come and be a conifer now.
So you... At the edge of the shot. – The problem with this photo is that I'm smoking a cigarette. I don't smoke anymore because I'm a good person.
Now this is... Yeah. Oh, whoops.
Let's put it back quickly.
I had an afro in it so I'm trying to find a new way of making the impression that I have, like, hair in the photo.
Be like this. Right, and actually you could even put your leg like this.
Yeah, exactly. Yes, so it makes the impression... Yeah, that looks great! Gee, that's great!
(Pilvi:) You have 5 minutes and 30 seconds left.
Okay. – This is like... What about the tail then?
The tail, it's not being described though, is it.
But where could I possibly get a tail?
Um, in the original shot I looked like Tuure Boelius*, and in the one new one I look like Andy McCoy* so I've actually aged more than I could've imagined. [Tuure Boelius = Young Youtube personality with a particularly young looking face.] [Andy McCoy = Member of Hanoi Rocks, the most internationally successful Finnish band in the 80's. Looking rough like an ageing rocker, Andy still sports long hair, pencil moustache, and a wide-brimmed hat.]
Take a new one! [Tuure Boelius = Young Youtube personality with a particularly young looking face.] [Andy McCoy = Member of Hanoi Rocks, the most internationally successful Finnish band in the 80's. Looking rough like an ageing rocker, Andy still sports long hair, pencil moustache, and a wide-brimmed hat.]
Yeah, still there. Alright then!
Take a new one.
Let's include the tongue just in case.
(Pilvi:) That's very dog-like.
Time.
Fathi. As I was watching that, I wasn't sure if I was like, watching an international rock star or something as you just kept on saying "take a new one".
Take... a new one. Eija. (Eija:) Do tell.
About the, um... As someone who has done a long career in theatre, and —
you have seen directors of all kinds, —
and we also saw one now, directing Pilvi to act like a confer. So, what....
What is it, when you turn a person into a conifer, what do you go for as you start trying to get her into it?
You start searching for your inner conifer.
And it was discovered, wasn't it. And then of course the limbs are there as an auxiliary effect.
And I mean, Pilvi was so... Let's give a round of applause to Pilvi's conifer. (Susani:) An amazing conifer. Amazing.
We've never... We've never seen a conifer like this in Finland before.
(Susani:) No, definitely not. (Jaakko:) No. Let's see Eija's original picture.
Sure. This is Eija's coolest picture.
Yeah. And then let's see the pastiche.
So the pastiche is here. (Susani:) Ooh!
(Pilvi:) It's... It really is... (Kalle:) Wow!
(Pilvi:) Like looking at the same picture.
(Susani:) How? How? – Well I think this is more like something from a yoga class, but...
(Kalle:) Does not look like a yoga class...
Let's move on to Fathi's coolest picture.
(Kalle:) That's cool. (Susani:) Well that is cool. (Jaakko:) Now this one really, um...
Such a young boy, my goodness. (Jaakko:) Yeah.
And let's see the pastice of it.
(Pilvi:) The pastice is here, and...
It's like father and son!
I mean that doesn't even look like the same person, at all!
(Eija:) Nothing in common! (Everyone:) No.
(Eija:) But they look great. They are cool. (Jaakko:) The photos are cool, I agree.
So I should now score these somehow, but not yet. We have one more to see, don't we?
Yes. We do indeed have Susani's performance left, and um...
We actually haven't even seen which picture Susani chose from her phone, but...
We're going to see that now.
Come here. Come here.
Disobedience, Pilvi, disobedience!
You're being disobedient to the taskmaster now! Maybe you're going to be the next taskmaster.
And put that hand, um, a bit higher there, because... I think we're seeing a bit too much.
Pilvi! Yes!
I take you're quite pleased with that? – I'm very pleased.
What? An extra task!
"Make a pastiche"? [*The Finnish word used is rather unusual.]
Oh you mean, the same thing again?
As similar to the previous one as possible.
Okay?
And then, you had a sort of... That was there...
And then, a bit like... a bit like...
No... Not that way. The other way. That goes there.
And now, that eyebrow a bit lower.
Lower.
And that one a bit higher. And now.
If this isn't it, nothing is.
Yes! That's a wrap.
(Eija:) That is genius.
— Susani Mahadura. – Pilvi! Come on! – Without further ado, let's see the coolest image from your phone.
(Pilvi:) This is the coolest image.
(Jaakko:) And, the pastiche of it.
And, here comes the pastiche.
(Jaakko:) Susani Mahadura, I have one question for you.
Are you feeling like a winner right now?
Well... I mean, I mean... Look at it! I mean Jesus Christ! Christ...
(Jaakko:) And another thing that's great is that if Pilvi ever considers a career as a rapper, the album cover is already taken care of. – Yeah.
Okay let's score these. Obviously, 5 points to Susani. (Kalle:) Yes.
(Eija:) Obviously!
Fathi gets 4 points. – Yes!
And... Pirjo and Kalle get 3 points. – Pretty good.
And Eija, you get 2 points. The performance was excellent. You would've received 3 points, had you gone through the effort of going outdoors to do it.
But can't always be bothered.
It's worth a point. – So did Eija do all the tasks indoors?
Eija did all the tasks within one square metre.
It's time to go to the mansion and see what the next task is. (Everyone:) Here we go!
A dog scale. – "Pack this suitcase to be as heavy as possible."
"The suitcase must be on the scale when the time runs out."
"You may not damage the suitcase. The heaviest suitcase wins."
"You have 7 minutes. The time starts now."
So the objective was to pack the suitcase to be as heavy as possible.
On top of that, the suitcase had to be on the scale when the time ran out.
Alright then. Whose task is first?
I'm really looking forward to this. – Let's start with Eija and Fathi.
Yeah! Come on!
(Eija:) We're gonna be alright. We've done our part already.
Does the suitcase have to be shut?
But it doesn't say that the suitcase would have to be shut.
It just can't be damaged.
I think we'll go for something really simple, because...
The heaviest thing could be something like, a car, rocks...
But one thing that's also heavy is people.
Let's try something. Come here.
Are you okay, can your knees take it?
Great job! There you go! Brilliant, isn't it.
Great. And can you hold the lid with this hand, like so? Are you comfortable there?
I was thinking of building a little stand inside the suitcase.
And then, when we put some people to stand on it, I'll get it to be as heavy as possible.
And can you hold that?
And one of these over here.
(Laughing:) You're so very pretty!
Aww! – These should do the job... easily.
Aww, there's a doggy! There was a furry friend there.
Let's swap some.
There. – Let's put one there. Or do you feel uneasy?
No. – Not at all...
And now I'll just need one more volunteer.
These don't actually weigh much at all but it's a matter of aesthetics as well.
The competition is also about the aesthetic.
And that fits there. Finished!
Come and stand there. And there.
Yes, exactly. Perfect.
Time.
Eija and Fathi. If I said to you, "Could you pack my suitcase? See you at the airport" —
would you arrive with the suitcase wide open?
Depends on the situation, but it's possible.
First of all, a suitcase that heavy would be quite expensive to take along, so I mean...
That really was quite... quite far from being finished when you shouted "finished!". But Pilvi, —
could you tell us some results, please.
Eija's suitcase weighed 84.8 kilos. [*Over 13 stone]
And Fathi's was a whopping 173.3 kiloa. [*Over 27 stone]
But is the suitcase packed if it's open? Both suitcases were indeed open. (Susani:) Yeah...
(Jaakko:) Yeah, they were heavy but the suitcases were open.
Those were their attempts. We're yet to see those of Kalle, Susani and Pirjo.
And we will see them, but only after the following break.
Welcome back. Before the break, we saw how Fathi and Eija packed —
or almost packed their suitcases to be as heavy as possible.
We've still got the attempts of Kalle, Susani and Pirjo left to watch.
And we'll see all of their attempts now in the following compilation. – Okay.
Bye! – Would you fit in there?
It can't... does it have to be shut? – This weighs quite a lot.
Ropes weigh a lot. Hnng! Here we go.
– It won't close. – Okay, it won't close. You can get out.
As a former packer... As a former packer...
I wonder if the suitcase has to be shut as well?
Water is heavy. – Are these any heavy? They weigh something.
They do weigh something. They do weigh something!
I would've stood in there myself but that's not packing, is it.
No way! It's too big for the sink. – Coconut cream. And some uh...
Is it too bad if you get um, mold damage to the kitchen?
I guess you aren't really allowed to take liquids into the airplane, but...
Whoops.
This might um, this might raise some questions at the customs.
There's some!
So I can adjust it with this. [*translator not sure what she means]
Okay.
(Pilvi:) 10 seconds left.
How much left? – 20 seconds.
Oh no. It's the souvenirs again. Superb!
Perfect. There you go. (Susani): I mean I just don't have the time to fasten it any better than this.
Will it pass? The customs check. (Pilvi:) Time.
Nooo! – Susani, is a scale familiar to you?
Yeah. Somewhat. – Yeah. The thing that's used for weighing things.
Somewhat yeah, but did I really not put it onto the...? – What did it look like?
Susani, do you think the suitcase is packed if it's surrounded by 4 metres of rope?
Well I mean... yes.
Kalle. (Kalle:) Yeah? – You said, "as a former packer". – Yeah?
(Jaakko:) So, what does that mean?
Do you have a past that we don't know of? – I've packed various things.
Up your bum in Minigrip* bags. [*Brand of small resealable plastic bags.]
Fathi, I bet this was exactly the point that we were looking for.
Surely I wouldn't put them up my bum when I've got a suitcase right in front of me! – Oh.
Powder up their bum, who would?
Sounds like a book series.
Reijo Mäki's* "Powder up their bum, who would?" [*Finnish crime fiction writer]
Powder up their bum, who would...
Lead of the year prize.* (Jaakko:) Exactly. [*Annual prize for the best Finnish fictive thriller book.]
Great! And now. Pilvi, let's hear some results.
Alright. Suitcase weights.
Kalle's suitcase weighed —
24.25 kilograms. [*Almost 4 stone]
It'll make it to the luggage hold without an extra fee. Go on.
Susani's suitcase weighed 30.4 kilograms. [*Under 5 stone]
Although, Susani did not place the suitcase onto the scale during the task, but left it on the table. – Did I really not?!
And Pirjo's suitcase weighed —
56.25 kilograms. [*Almost 9 stone] (Kalle:) Oh wow.
So the scores for this be go as follows: Pirjo 5 points.
– Yeah! (Kalle:) Badass. – Success. (Jaakko:) So yours was the best attempt.
Kalle 4 points.
Susani 3 points. – Ah, pretty good!
Pretty good. Even without the weighing. – The weight was fine but we weighed it afterwards. – Okay right, good.
And the only thing that I'm going to punish people for is an open suitcase. That's Eija and Fathi.
Initially I thought I wouldn't give any points because those aren't, like, packed suitcases.
But I'll give for, like, the relentless trying and resilience: 1 point each. (Kalle:) Yeah!
(Eija:) Well, that'll do. – But dear friends, anything is still possible.
Now's the time for the final task. Get ready.
Pilvi. What's the final task?
The final task today requires artistic vision and manual skills.
Susani, go ahead read the task aloud, please.
"Choose a ball. The time starts now."
– You know this wasn't the actual task, choosing a ball. (Kalle:) Who won?
Susani. The black box on the table, there's another task under it. Will you read it, please.
Whoa...
Oh god. "Turn the ball into the head of some fellow contestant.
You can use the supplies on the table.
You have 200 seconds.
The best ball wins. Time starts from the taskmaster's cue."
Any questions? (Eija:) So is this a speed competition?
No, if everyone has 200 seconds.
– Usually in that situation it's not... (Eija:) I see, thanks for the answer!
Eija, how would it make you feel if people ran a 100 metres and everyone had 15 seconds?
Good. 200 seconds for the task. The time starts... now.
(Susani:) Ooh la la!
(Kalle:) Okay yeah, okay I see...
Damn it it's such a... – Uh-oh... Did we start making... – Are you making the same one?
(Susani:) I think I know who you're making.
It's gonna be alright. – Fffuuuu...
(Kalle:) I've even got time for details, actually!
Fiddlesticks! I mean, damn it.
I'll get sued for this.
Time's up!
Okay, so you've now dressed a ball that you chose to look like a fellow contestant's head —
and now's the time to find out if I can guess who it is.
Kalle. – Yes. – Go ahead. – Ta-dah! – Wow!
Hmm. (Kalle:) Shouldn't be hard!
I, I... I think it's Eija. – Correct!
(Eija:) Great! (Kalle:) Uh-huh. (Jaakko:) It is.
Thank you, Kalle. (Kalle:) Thanks. – And next...
Susani, please go ahead. Turn it around so we can see it.
(Everyone:) Oooooh?
Sexy beast.
You know, I'll really have to um... think about this one. I almost went for um...
But could this be... Could this be Fathi, actually?
...Uh, no, it's not Fathi. – Yeah, what I just said was that it's definitely not Fathi.
Could it possibly be... Could it be Eija?
Yes, you guessed correctly. – Obviously!
Oh this one's pretty too. They really speak to me, you know. – Don't they just? – Yes.
And next, Eija. Please turn it around so we can see.
So this one has borrowed my glasses. – Ooh!
Well, now that is...
That's Fathi.
Yes, aren't they alike? You can't tell them apart.
It... It is yeah. And next, Fathi.
It's one of our most popular models.
So it seems! – Yes. Yes, that's Eija. – Yes.
This is an honour!
Next one is Pirjo. Your piece is...?
I have to come and see this one up close.
(Kalle:) Oh gee.
Ah! Now I think I know what these are. This one is Kalle!
Yes!
Kalle, come here and stand next to it. – Okay.
I immediately noticed that the head shape was the same.
There you go!
Thank you, artists. Very attractive and good looking and skillfully crafted pieces.
But we now know the winner of the final task because I've scored these —
and I'm about to reveal you the scores now. 2 points —
go to Kalle and Susani.
Yeah, okay. I'll take it, I'll take it.
Same scores. 3 points to Eija.
Great model.
To Pirjo, 4 points and a special mention from the fact that um, the character was different to most others.
And to Fathi, 5 points and a victory of the final task.
Yay! (Eija:) Go, Fathi!
And now's the time for the most important question: Who is the winner tonight?
After all the tasks —
the one to accumulate the highest score in this episode was...
Fathi.
(Jaakko:) Congratulations, you can go and enjoy the prizes that you've won!
Congratulations to the winner. Thanks to all of our contestants.
And thanks to all you viewers at home. This was Taskmaster.