Hey, look!
The hole spreads a little.
Old volunteer firefighter.
This is dialogue at its best.
It's bigger than this hole, at least.
ALRIGHT, IT STARTS NOW!
Good evening, and welcome.
Let's watch how virtuosos of show biz execute surprising tasks, sometimes in very surprising ways.
I will score them in whatever way I happen to feel like.
I am Jaakko Saariluoma. This is Suurmestari.
Our regular contestants are: Eero Ritala.
Pamela Tola.
Pirjo Lonka.
Joonas Nordman.
And tonight, shining with them, is the charming Sointu Borg.
[Winner of Finnish The Apprentice]
And sitting on my left is the competition's most uncompromising and most incorruptible referee:
- Pilvi Hämäläinen. - Good evening.
Pilvi, what can we expect tonight?
Tonight we will, at least, stretch our tolerance of the laws of physics,
and check the precision of our pitch.
[Jaakko] Looking at this group, I can hardly wait.
Especially the tolerance to physics thing.
But let's first find out what we're competing for tonight.
We'll also give out the first points.
Pilvi, could you remind me a little of what today's prizes are?
The episode's prizes are the contestants' personal belongings.
And today you asked them to bring:
The best thing for smuggling.
- What did they bring? - Let's start with Pamela.
Pamela brought a skin-coloured slip,
because apparently, you can sew hidden pockets onto it.
And you absolutely cannot sew hidden pockets onto any other clothes.
- Eero brought a used diaper. - [Sointu] Eww.
[Pilvi] I am speechless.
Sointu, on the other hand, brought a bra.
Which truly is a functional solution.
At least, more functional than a used diaper.
And then there's Pirjo, who thinks that the best place to hide contraband is...
A tray.
And finally, we have Joonas, who brought...
A child.
- [Jaakko] Joonas... a child. - [Joonas] Yeah.
Would you like to tell us a little bit about this?
Sure. I mean... An innocent child like that...
Nobody would suspect someone to be twisted enough to use a child for smuggling.
An innocent child like that, and he's wearing a hoodie with big pockets,
and maybe big jeans or trousers, where you can fit cigarette cartons and towers of snuff.
I would've had a younger one for this, but they're on a job right now.
Or, they're on, I should say, a work assignment.
You're willing to give him up? If, for example, I win…
- I've got a basement full of them. - [Eero] Of course.
- Pirjo. - Yes.
Could you unpack this a little bit? A tray?
So, everyone knows that you need arrogance to move big contraband.
From point A to point B.
I've even heard rumours that you could just take a trolley from an appliance store,
and then wheel out a washing machine, or something like that.
If you just go in and take that washing machine outside, nobody will interfere in your business.
- But if you're smuggling... - I see.
Even the kids could be inspected in a moment of weakness, in a raid of some sort.
But if you take something out on a tray, nobody will come up to you to ask what you're smuggling on a tray.
- You just take it. - Take it openly. - It's so shameless that it won't…
So you'll have a washing machine on that tray?
- Well, the tray is a symbol. - And if the tray is held by an 11-year-old child?
- That would be the best case. - Best case. - [Jaakko] Yes.
And the tray is a symbol for just being able to take it.
- Just take what you need. - [Jaakko] I see. - [Joonas] That's some good logic.
Interesting. The things you learn when you're away from home.
Well, then. Now I need to score these.
- [Pirjo] It should be pretty obvious... - Aren't they all pretty good?
- I'm going to give Pirjo five points. - Yes!
Arrogance is, after all... And Joonas gets four points.
Three points to Eero.
You would've gotten four points, if you had specified that you were wearing the diaper.
And it was used.
- Right, right. - [Jaakko] You're not wearing one now, right?
I am. Would you like to…?
- Right. Well, then I'm giving you four points. - Yeees!
And then... Sointu and Pamela, two points.
And so we've given out the first points.
And as a reminder, the one who scores the most points over the series
gets to keep this golden, sought-after Suurmestari statue.
Now it's time to go to the mansion for our first task.
Ja! Schnell! [German]
Doughnut.
"Get the biggest thing possible through the doughnut."
"You may not break the doughnut."
"The one who gets the biggest thing through the doughnut wins."
"You have ten minutes."
"Your time starts now."
The biggest thing through a doughnut...
The contestants were tasked with getting the biggest thing possible through a doughnut, without breaking the doughnut.
Well, this one I'm excited for. Who do we start with?
Let's start with Pirjo's, Sointu's, and Pamela's attempts.
Through the doughnut. So you can't, like…
You have to... get it through there.
- Okay, well, I'll go here then. - [Pamela] Big thing in what way?
I could pull this stuff endlessly through.
This is big.
No, there's this thing at the other end.
No. No!
[Sointu in task] Will this go through? It's pretty tight.
[Pirjo] Please.
Oh... What's coming out of there…?
It won't go.
It sure is such a huge, huge thing.
Well, it's bigger than this hole, at least.
Okay. Either this is a fiasco, or I am a fucking genius.
Ta-dah!
This may not be a big thing, but it's at least a long thing, so that's okay.
No damn way.
This wasn't… I can't remember at all right now, if it was about speed… No, wait, no.
Now you take this like this, to this height.
- [Sointu in task] Stay. Stay. - Genius.
Okay, I won't poke your eye out.
Zezu.
- Yes... - [Pamela] What...?
- How can it... - [Sointu in task] Yes, okay.
This is at least three metres.
- This is your attempt, then. - This is it.
This was art, Pilvi. This was art.
- [Pilvi in task] Let's talk more about this in the studio. - Will do.
That was, like, in total.
Sointu, that was an interesting attempt.
Poking the broom stick through. I'm just going to ask you this one thing…
If I drive a car into a tunnel, and then reverse it out, has it gone through the tunnel?
Well, on my scale, yeah.
I thought that creativity was the only limit in this kind of thing.
And therefore, that was kind of a genius solution, because it was a big thing.
- Yes, but it didn't go through the doughnut. - Sure it did. It visited.
You're right about that. It visited the doughnut, but it did not go through the doughnut.
It did go. It went through the hole once.
It visited there.
Pilvi, what are the results?
Sointu's construction was about five metres long,
but the part that went through was about 30 centimetres.
Pamela dragged the plastic bags through the doughnut for 18.7 metres,
- and Pirjo got a hose through... - [Audience applause]
Pirjo got a hose through the doughnut, and its length was 21 metres.
See, I thought that you were going to spread out the bags for the surface area, but no. Yeah.
We still have Joonas' and Eero's attempts left.
And... judging from Eero's expression, there's something unprecedented about them.
We'll see them after the break.
Welcome back to Suurmestari.
Before the break, we saw Pamela, Pirjo, and Sointu
trying to get the biggest thing possible through a doughnut.
We still have Eero's and Joonas' attempts left to see.
[Pilvi] And here come both of their attempts.
It's too thick, this one, to get through the doughnut.
Is there any olive oil or the like, some sort of lubricant?
Where's the head?
It's been taped together, but I'll rip it apart.
There! This'll go. Oh boy, it'll go!
I'll probably have to... spread this a bit.
[Sointu] Oh, hell no.
I think that this is starting to get wet enough.
What is happening here?!
A fireman. An old volunteer firefighter.
How much time left? Can I make it?
- Sure, I can. - You have 2 minutes, 30 seconds left. - Alright!
This is the first stage. Now I still have time to quickly get the foil... Maybe.
This will happen. There.
Now, of course, the question arises of what else I could get through this.
Now that the way has been cleared, as they say.
[Dramatic music sting]
What's happening?
- What are you doing? - Wait for it!
Then off to the pier.
Well, let's try this too… How much time left?
[Pamela] This can't be for real!
- No way! - [Pilvi] You have 30 seconds left.
Okay, everyone. We're going in.
[Sointu] No!
Don't do it!
No! No, don't!
- [Pamela] This can't be real! - [Pilvi] Time's up. - [Joonas] Thank you.
The water will flow through the doughnut.
I wonder how this will be measured? The entire Baltic Sea.
Which is connected to the oceans.
So in a way, all of the world's seas have flowed through this doughnut.
- Genius, for sure. - It is, yes.
And the doughnut... remains…
The doughnut remains intact.
Thank you, Eero.
Thank you, dear contestants.
There was something there that I'll unfortunately never be able to scrub from my retinas.
No matter what I do. But, well, Joonas, what kind of stuff did you do before working on TV?
Does it seem like I have experience from other fields?
Your handling of everything was just somehow so practiced.
Do you have any idea of what time this programme gets aired on TV?
- No, I just like to go around the kitchen with my olive oil… - [Jaakko] In the kitchen, too? - In the kitchen, too.
Eero.
I'm just... so completely sure that I should get five bonus points, since this was so good.
- So like, five points, and then five bonus points. - [Eero] Right.
- Because… But we'll see. - [Jaakko] Okay...
But let's see the results, and just get through Joonas' really quickly, so it's over soon.
Joonas' result with the glass jar was 19 cm.
And Eero's result was measured...
as the Baltic Sea, so about 392,000 square kilometres.
That was a genius solution. So the points go entirely mathematically as follows…
Eero five points. Pirjo four points.
Pamela three, Sointu two points, and Joonas...
I'm just going to quickly say that although of course nobody can surpass Eero's genius solution,
we were all sort of competing using different... different measurements.
Like, my sisters in competition. They were going for length, I was going for girth.
Yeah, you were also competing in…
We're making a light entertainment programme, but you were competing in an adult entertainment category.
It's still entertainment!
However! Joonas, it was so entertaining, that you get one extra point.
[Sointu] Ai ai ai.
What are… what...
I can't look at Joonas Nordman anymore after this. He's not…
He'll never be the same person again.
What are... the total scores at the moment? Who is in the lead?
Currently leading are…
Eero and Pirjo.
Tied, but not to worry. Many more points are still up for grabs for the others.
Let's go back to the mansion straight away.
"Play music with something that isn't meant for playing music,"
"and perform the song Ukko Nooa." ["Old Man Noah" - simple children's song]
"The best, most emotionally rousing listening experience wins."
"You have 20 minutes to make your instrument."
"Your time starts now."
The contestants were tasked with performing the song Ukko Nooa on something that wasn't meant for playing music.
The musical performance was supposed to be as emotionally rousing as possible.
[Jaakko] Who do we start with?
Let's start with Sointu, Joonas, and Eero.
[Eero in task] I see.
Ukko Nooa. I do know it.
Okay! Uhh…
[hums Ukko Nooa]
This is actually pretty okay.
[unintelligible] …maybe this soundbox. Let's take those…
...Those from there.
Hey, look!
- There's still time… How much time is left? - 12 minutes 30 seconds.
No, wait. 17 minutes 30 seconds.
You have basically one job.
Hey, how about something like this…?
How about this? Yes, this is good.
- You'll get a fine concert for sure, Pilvi. - Lovely.
This'll make a great sound.
Look, Pilvi. Ukko Nooa is played in C major.
♪ Ukko Nooa... ♪
This will be an insufferable musical performance. But it will rouse emotions.
And the journey to Eurovision begins!
So, hey, maybe since we have the idea of nostalgia in the background...
We sing this, our childhood's... maybe not the most beautiful, but the best known, childhood song.
So we should be "The 80s Children". [Pun. "kasari" = 1980s (slang) and saucepan, so the name could be 80s Children or Saucepan's Children.]
- Is that our duo's name? - Yep. [Pun. "kasari" = 1980s (slang) and saucepan, so the name could be 80s Children or Saucepan's Children.]
Wh... what?
Here goes, Pilvi.
That was the intro.
♪ Ukko Nooa, Ukko Nooa, was a proper man. ♪
♪ Ukko Nooa, Ukko Nooa, was a proper man! ♪
♪ When he went to the sauna, he hung his bag on a hook. ♪
♪ When he went to the SAUNA! He hung his bag on a hook! ♪
♪ Ukko Nooa, Ukko Nooa, was a proper man! ♪
♪ ...man! ♪
♪ ...was a proper man! ♪
Sointu, what was the emotion that you were going for here?
Clearly, I was going for a slightly more pure and traditional performance than the gentlemen.
That's still not an emotion.
It's not an emotion, but I wanted to appeal to the public's... umm...
Nostalgia and sense of clarity.
And I saw that I truly touched them. Some tears were shed. I saw them.
- And you started from C major. - Right. - Which is the original key.
- Yes, yes. - That's just fine.
So which major did Eero start from?
S-major, as in the inSufferable major.
- More like Ass-major. - [Eero] Ass-major, right.
- That was the final climax. - Yes. Why put sriracha sauce in your mouth?
Uhhh... emotions… I had to rouse emotions in myself, too.
Have you seen a professional for your issues?
I thought this was the place where we could unpack these things.
- This is exactly the right place for it. Occupational therapy. - Yes.
Oh boy. Well, they were unique and fine, and all probably conveyed something.
We still have Pamela's and Pirjo's performances left to see.
We'll see them after the break.
Welcome back!
Before the break, we saw what kinds of instruments and music-making Eero, Sointu, and Joonas managed.
We still have Pamela's and Pirjo's performances left.
And we will get to see and experience both of them now.
The concert will happen here. Here. An open-air concert.
What kind of things make sound?
Self-playing. It's as if it plays itself.
[Pamela in task] Did that rouse any emotions?
Emotions of rage! Emotions such as: Stop! Stop! Stop!
While you still have the good sense to stop.
But, the saw… you can play the saw.
This is quite a pleasant sound.
This is more to do with the fact that I will perform with this on my face, because at this point, I'm so ashamed.
It would be great if you could participate somehow. Then I could give you one of these instruments.
- Fine, give me one. - Yeah.
So what even is this anymore, but this is the instrument. It's basically like...
A barrel organ.
But this organ grinder expects no money.
She expects the audience to scream in horror, and...
To not give a shit, and hate her.
Is it ready, now? Do we record this now…?
- Yep. - Our performance.
I can… I can do this!
UKKO NOOA! UKKO NOOA! UKKO NOOA!
ALRIGHT, IT STARTS NOW!
UKKO NOOA!
♪ Ukko Nooa, Ukko Nooa! ♪
UKKO NOOA WAS A PROPER MAN!
WHEN HE WENT TO THE SAUNA HE HUNG HIS BAG ON A HOOK!
UKKO NOOA... UKKO NOOA WAS A PROPER MAN!
I'm not taking this off.
You may leave.
Those... those were two very atmospherically different performances.
But Pirjo, you do understand that we knew who was inside the mask?
Yes, but the feeling of shame was so awful that I couldn't manage that performance otherwise. I couldn't…
- Your performance definitely roused emotions. - [Pirjo] Good!
And then it roused the entire neighbourhood.
- That's good! That's just, right-o. - It was very strong. Very strong.
Pamela, were you trying for some kind of spiritual experience here?
Frankly, I don't really know what I was going for, but maybe it did go along those lines.
Do you think it showed, that you didn't know what you were going for?
Oh boy. These were all fine experiences.
Well done, everyone.
They need to be scored.
I'll score them so that...
- Pirjo gets five points. - Yes!
Eero four points.
Sointu three points.
Pamela two points.
And Joonas two points.
But I'll also give Pirjo an extra point for the line:
"I'm never taking this off, since I'm so ashamed."
But the situation is neck and neck. At least, I assume so.
And there are more points on offer at the mansion, so let's press on.
Hi!
A-ha!
"Nordic walk exactly 382 steps."
"Converse cheerfully with Pilvi for the duration of the entire walk,"
"and use five English words during the conversation."
"The person who says 'Thank you for the walking company'"
"nearest to the correct step count wins."
"The task starts when Pilvi gets moving."
Now, now, now, now this is tricky!
The contestants were tasked with Nordic walking exactly 382 steps
and conversing cheerfully with me for the duration of the entire walk.
Additionally, they had to use five English words in the conversation.
Oh boy. I can hardly wait for these cheerful – specifically cheerful – conversations.
- Who do we start with? - Let's start with Pamela and Joonas. - Got it.
Cheerfully. Let's go!
It's a very nice... walk.
Nice weather! That was at least…
Hold on, I was just now maybe at… 20… 2, 3…
A fun day!
Maybe... 40... steps.
One, two, three… You could basically count.
- Counting is a nice chat for you? - Oh, right.
Well, then... You say something. What have you been doing this summer?
Nothing special.
[Joonas in task] Me, neither.
This weather's been quite something.
- Yes. - Yes.
Maybe 100 [steps].
I could say that now it's... at 100.
Is this your typical day walk chat?
Yeah, I know that this is a dismal conversation.
But... umm...
[Pilvi in task] You're pretty tight-lipped.
I am a bit, yeah. Your company makes me a little nervous right now.
You're so distant. You've changed… Why have you become so distant towards me?
No, she's nice.
This is starting to resemble the end of a relationship, so...
Thank you for the walking company, and for all of these years.
Have you... gone berry picking lately?
Actually, I have never picked berries.
Hey, thank you for the pleasant walking company, or... or...
- Something like that. - Thank you.
Thank you. Thanks. It was very pleasant.
Pamela...
Pamela, your conversation immediately went in three different directions.
One part of the task was to walk the right amount of steps, but another was cheerful conversation.
Well, it didn't really happen... but I was personally in a great mood!
- Well, that helps a lot. - Right!
- Joonas. - Hmm?
"You've become so awfully distant."
"This is like the end of a relationship."
Is that a cheerful conversation in Pori? [Joonas' hometown]
Well...
Well, something good can come from this for the both of us.
One door is closed, and another door opens.
Except, in Pori, no doors are opened after one closes.
- No, they're all locked, and then you're stuck. Yeah. - [Jaakko] Yes.
Pilvi, what were the results?
- So, the goal was 382 steps. - [Joonas] Quite a lot.
Pamela got 228 steps, and Joonas got 192 steps.
- But Joonas also thanked me correctly at the end. As in, "Thank you for the walking company". - [Pamela] What?
And...
Well, you also had exactly the correct number of English words, so…
[Pilvi] There was no need to worry.
Not a bad attempt at all. You did well in the end. And Pamela's was good, too.
We still have Eero, Sointu, and Pirjo left.
And we'll see them, but only after the break.
Welcome back!
Before the break, we saw how Joonas and Pamela attempted to
Nordic walk exactly 382 steps and converse cheerfully at the same time.
We still have Eero's, Pirjo's, and Sointu's walks left.
And we'll watch them right away.
Uhh... Right.
- It's a warm day. Lovely to be together, like this. - Yes.
Thank you.
Got it.
Okay, Pilvi. Here we go. Let's have fun.
Fuck it, that not everybody likes to walk, because it's enough that we like it.
Life is wonderful, and yes indeed.
Oh my God. No, no more English.
That's how it is. That's life.
Yep.
- Oh, sorry. - It's totally okay!
Just sorry about that.
Let's walk!
[Pirjo in task] Sorry. I'll say it a second time.
- Do you have a favourite band? - I don't much like listening to music.
Now we've veered a little into the realm of not-so-pleasant conversation.
- Yeah, it's apparently a disease. It has a name, too, when you don't really like... but it's... - It does?
- Probably. But it's not very cheerful, so maybe we shouldn't talk about it. - Let's not.
Sausage hurts my stomach. I can't eat it.
But don't you have some stomach issues, too?
It sure feels like it, as we're walking together.
Right, yes-yes... Have you been swimming lately?
Last summer I went maybe... three times.
Three times! Three times.
- [Pirjo] Precision strikes! - ...I went ice hole swimming.
It's wonderful, ice hole swimming! Nice.
Now... Now that must... must be it. Thank you for the traveling company!
Thank you for the walking company.
Thank you, Eero.
S'il vous plaît. Okay, that's it. [French, "please"]
- That's it. - Thank you, Sointu.
- [Sointu] Did you count? - [Pilvi] Did YOU count?
Oh boy. Those were interesting conversations.
Pirjo, that conversation was pretty monologue heavy.
For some reason, I understood it as you were supposed to just keep talking. Just keep talking cheerfully.
Then I understood, and then we were… chatting.
Or it could be that your way of having a conversation is that you speak while someone else listens.
That could be true, but it's still a conversation.
Isn't that…? Right.
- [Jaakko] Yep. Eero. - ...Yeah?
So... what do you think, how smoothly did you manage to add those English words without just tacking them on?
Well... they came out pretty clearly. Clearly.
That was lovely. Nice.
But that was completely mental. When there's so many things to do, you go fully mad.
- You freeze up. - Try it at home.
Yeah, yeah, I was just telling Pamela that at one point I said that I was so anxious...
That I was just going to end the walk.
- And you ended your relationship, too. - Everything ended!
- Everything ended. - Yeah. - But let it go.
What were the results?
The goal was 382 steps.
Eero's result was 133 steps.
Pirjo's, 483 steps.
And Sointu's, 613 steps.
[Pirjo] Good Lord!
So this means that out of everyone, Pirjo got the closest to the 382 steps that we wanted.
But something may have been missing. Namely, that out of these three,
Eero was the only one who had five English words in the conversation.
- And Eero was the only one to finish with the right words. - [Eero] Right on.
The points are distributed as follows: Pirjo, three points.
Joonas and Pamela, two points, and Eero and Sointu, one point.
[Pirjo] Hey!
But, I... Can I just say that...
In my opinion, I was the most cheerful.
- You definitely weren't. - I was laughing! - We all saw, that…
- It was so artificial, your cheerfulness! - No! I was laughing throughout the walk!
Yeah... the cheerfulness wasn't the problem here, Pamela.
[Eero] I got everything right...
- Except for the number of steps. But I only got one point. - [Pamela] He got praised.
He got praised.
I got the English words right, I got the ending right, I had cheerfulness... Come on!
- And only one point! - I thought it was a little stiff, your cheerfulness. A little stiff.
- Well, but... - You had 133 steps.
And 382 was the goal.
- Try to think about where the points... - Okay, okay, okay. Yeah, yeah.
It's time for the final task. Get ready.
Pilvi, what is the final task?
Today the final task requires precision, and perhaps even some risk-taking.
Sointu, please read the task aloud.
"Draw a life-size self portrait."
"The portrait must convey the emotion given to you,"
"which the Taskmaster will try to guess at the end."
"Your nose must be touching the paper throughout the attempt."
"You have 60 seconds. The best attempt wins."
"Your time starts at the Taskmaster's signal."
Any questions?
No.
There's your emotion; read it.
[Jaakko] Then take your positions.
- Are you ready? - Yeah.
All ready? Your time... starts now.
Joonas clearly has a very determined drawing style.
[Jaakko] And Pamela...
[Jaakko] Pamela is using both hands!
[Likely a drinking joke. "Vetää" is an action verb with many uses, but is also part of the slang for binge drinking]
You're all almost drawing better this way than you normally do.
[Jaakko] With Pirjo's, I'll have a hell of a difficult time guessing that one.
Time's up.
[Pamela] I drew on my nose!
- God damnit! - Oh, no!
- God damnit. - [Pirjo] That's good!
Let's start with Pirjo.
Pirjo, I'm not certain your choice of the colour red was intentional.
But I'll guess that the emotion is love.… lovestruck.
Of course! Correct, Jaska! [Jaakko's nickname]
- Pirjo... - I thought I had to…
I think I would've figured this one out, even if you hadn't written "love" there.
- But thank you, artist Lonka. - [Pirjo] Thank you.
[Jaakko] Then... Joonas.
- He has red cheeks. And he's clearly… is he embarrassed? - Yes.
- Embarrassed. - Embarrassment.
Embarrassment. Yeah. He's embarrassed.
- [Jaakko] That was clear. - [Sointu] Wow!
[PAUSE TO READ] Jaakko said "nolo", which is the shortened version of "nolostunut" (embarrassed). Joonas was clarifying that his card said "nolostunut".
I don't know if anybody told you, Pamela, that you weren't supposed to draw a colour blindness test.
[Jaakko] But, well....
- [Jaakko] This is... - [Eero] Just wait until you get over here.
This is challenging. It's like...
There's a round mouth. Is it... maybe it's surprised?
- Or astonished? - Correct! - Astonished.
- This is really... - You drew with two colours.
Then, Sointu.
The colour red. A self-portrait. There's a clear likeness.
- That's like... enraged. - Yes.
Then, um, Eero Ritala.
You had just as much time as everyone else.
Yes, and?
You only managed to get four elements there.
One of which is the hole your nose went through.
And I'm supposed to get it from that.
Uh...
Maybe... It's like... Could it be sleepy?
- This wasn't an easy one. - No, it wasn't.
[Jaakko] Drowsy. Sleepy.
- Its opposite is "eistynyt". - I'll say... I'll say drowsy. [explained later]
- It's bored. - Yes, I clearly got bored with all this guesswork. - So did I!
Thank you all, dear friends.
[PAUSE TO READ] Eero's silly pun: Kyllästynyt = bored Kyllä = Yes / Ei = No So he made up the word "eistynyt" as a hint.
Ah, how the art world has lost out on you!
But you made these for our enjoyment.
Now I'm going to score these so that all the emotions I recognised get one point.
So everyone gets one point, except Eero.
[Contestants] Awww. :(
Then I want to give out style points,
because art is always in the eye of the beholder, and some were of course more stylish, richer, lusher and so on.
So I'll give five style points to Sointu.
- Four to Joonas. - Wow! Thank you!
Three for Pirjo. It was good, but the "love" was a little too underlined.
But you'll get three anyway. It was rich and filled with love after all.
Two points for Pamela.
[Jaakko] And... well...
I'll just have to get acquainted with minimalism... much more.
So I'll give that minimalistic fineness, and the fact your emotion might've been the hardest to illustrate, two points.
You're obviously not happy with that.
Well, take one more. You get three points.
- Thank you! - [Pirjo] Hey, hey, hold on…
But that'll never work again!
That downturned bottom lip, looking like a pajatso cup. [Finnish arcade game, similar to Pachinko]
Good, then we've found this episode's winner.
- Haven't we? - [Pilvi] Yes, we have.
After all the tasks, the one who managed to get the most points is…
- Pirjo! - Yes!
For a moment, I thought it had changed.
[Jaakko] Go on, Pirjo. Go get your prizes.
- They're mine, they're all mine! - [Eero] Good thing they went to the right person.
That was tonight's Suurmestari.
Thank you to all viewers, and thank you to all contestants. Thank you to Sointu Borg.
Bye!
English translation by u/yellowrainboot Proofreading and sync by u/chequedummy
Original Fin Subs: Maaret Dufva Iyuno Additional transcription: u/yellowrainboot