This task is impossible!
My God, it's my identical brother.
Oh dear, oh dear...
♪ The balls in there are swinging… ♪
- BINGO! - Yes! You have! I want to check it!
A very good evening, and welcome to watching how five entertainment-supported workers
are ready to trade their dignity for points, which I will arbitrarily award to them.
I am Jaakko Saariluoma, and this is Suurmestari.
Attempting to survive tonight's surprising tasks are our regular contestants: Eero Ritala,
Pamela Tola,
Pirjo Lonka,
Joonas Nordman.
And competing with them today is the excellent Erkku Lawson! [Erkku = diminutive of Ernest]
[Comedian/actor/improv; Putous alumnus (same comedy series as Pilvi, Jaakko, many other Suurmestari contestants)]
And here on my left sits... the sharp eye of the competition, who misses nothing.
She's the official referee of the competition, Pilvi Hämäläinen.
Evening.
Pilvi, what can we expect from tonight?
Well, I can at least reveal that some quite dramatic turns are in the offering.
Great! That's good. But let's first find out what we're competing for tonight,
what the prizes are, and give out the first points for tonight.
Pilvi, could you remind us a little of what this is all about?
The prizes of the episode are the contestants' personal belongings.
And today you asked them to bring:
The most misunderstood item.
That's how it was. Great. Well, who do we start with?
Let's start with Pirjo.
She brought a puzzle that she hasn't been able to solve herself.
As such, Pirjo thinks that no-one can solve it. Not anyone.
Eero brought a noise-making anaolgue ribbon synthesizer.
Which he could play and listen to for hours on end, but which sounds awful to outsiders.
So not at all different from a piano.
Pamela's most misunderstood item is
a plastic slip used for opening jars,
the greatness of which is not understood by Pamela's friends.
I do understand. Her friends, that is.
Then Erkku, who brought an empty toilet roll,
because supposedly, nobody else seems to understand just how many different ways it can be used.
Apparently, Erkku has never been in an arts and crafts club.
And then, finally, Joonas.
Joonas brought an IV bag.
Joonas... Joonas, there's been a few times when I have doubted your mental state, but... umm...
- [Joonas] That isn't... - Could you elaborate a bit?
That isn't an IV bag. It's a colon cleansing bag.
Why did you bring in a colon cleansing bag?
Well, because a lot of people think it's one of those things that you put in a hat,
- and fill up with beer, and then drink from the straw. - [Jaakko] A colon cleansing bag.
Yes, but you fill it up with water and... *prrt*!
Wash.
- [Jaakko] So when you put it in the hat, has it already been used for colon cleansing? - By no means should it be worn and then put into your mouth.
- Since it's been... Right. - [Jaakko] You know where. - Hey!
"Hey", what?
- This is what I mean. Do you see? Completely misunderstood. - [Eero] Yeah.
- No, well, yes, yes. - It's so misunderstood, that it was even misintroduced. - [Pirjo] Yes, yes.
- Pirjo. - [Pirjo] Yes.
Could you explain, you brought a puzz… ["älypeli" = literally "smart game"]
- Excuse me for associating this word with you. You brought a puzzle. - Y...yes. [He's "apologizing" for implying that Pirjo is smart]
- That no-one can solve. Could you explain this a bit? - I got it from Hissu. [Kari Hietalahti, comedian/actor].
- Oh, that already explains a lot. - Yes, and Hissu couldn't solve it, either.
There is a video online that you can watch, but...
This is being sold… It's for sale so that people will play it. You can't solve it.
But there's a video online that shows how to solve it. Even though it can't be solved.
Yes, that's how you solve it. But nobody can do it!
Someone from Japan... A Japanese person has apparently been able to do it.
Good. Thank you for these items. Well, hmmm...
I should score these somehow, and… hmmm...
These attempts were so modest, that I'm giving everyone two points.
Hey!
- The first points! - [Pamela] Hey! Now it's started. - [Eero] The point ledger's open.
- [Pamela] And the peace is kept. - [Jaakko] But... but…
I'll give both Pirjo and Joonas an extra point for their persistent explanations.
Those were the first points, and now a reminder that the person who gathers the most points over the series
will win this sought-after, coveted golden Suurmestari monument.
- [Erkku] That's coveted? - [Eero & Pamela] It is. - [Jaakko] And now...
We will finally go to the mansion, to watch the first task.
- Hi! - Hiiii.
There's some liquid.
"Drink until the pitcher is empty."
"You may not close your mouth while drinking, and the pitcher may not touch your lips."
"The fastest and driest contestant wins."
"Your time starts now." What?
The contestants were tasked with drinking from the pitcher on the table until it was empty.
The pitcher wasn't allowed to touch their lips, and they weren't allowed to close their mouths while drinking.
The fastest and driest contestant wins.
Fastest and driest! When you look at this group, they're definitely familiar with drinking, so this should…
This should go well enough. Who do we start with?
Let's start with Joonas, Pamela, and Pirjo.
So I'm supposed to drink this whole damn pitcher?
But hey, now, the clock is running! The clock is running!
I'll go.
- You can't... From you...? I can't ask you to help? - You may ask, but I won't help you.
Let's put something on… Driest.
- Hey, that's good! - Driest... The pitcher may not touch your lips...
The pitcher! Can I have a glass, please?
Hey!
- Oh, no. - That'll take a while.
A festival-type drinking situation.
Here we go.
That's genius.
[Pirjo burps]
[Joonas burps]
[Pirjo burps]
Was I supposed to keep my mouth open? I have no idea anymore.
I still have evening plans, so I can't… I gotta keep this shirt clean.
The shirt's still clean.
Was there a trick of some kind that I just didn't get?
Fairly dry.
So, every time you poured more, you kept your mouth open the whole time?
- I don't believe it. - [Jaakko] Pamela...
Pamela, I can't remember if it said to rinse your tongue.
[Jaakko] Was that the assignment?
- No, but... - [Jaakko] Did anything go in your stomach?
It did, but... You can drink in many ways.
And in drinking, it doesn't necessarily matter if anything goes in.
[Jaakko] Oh boy. What were the results?
Pamela's time was 7 minutes 33 seconds.
Pirjo's, 4 minutes 38 seconds.
- And Joonas', 3 minutes 6 seconds. - [Eero] Woah! Fast action.
- But I… - [Pirjo] Hey, hey...
Hey, hey.
- We haven't gone over any mistakes yet. - We haven't. - [Jaakko] Pirjo... Right.
- [Jaakko] Was there something, Pirjo? - No, no.
Besides, we still have two attempts left. We haven't seen Erkku and Eero yet.
Yes, yes.
And we'll see them after the break. See you soon.
- [Pamela] What have you two done? - [Eero] Exactly.
Welcome back. This is Suurmestari.
Before the break, we saw Joonas, Pirjo, and Pamela
empty a pitcher by drinking from it, without touching the pitcher with their lips.
We haven't yet seen how Eero and Erkku managed to achieve that.
And we'll see it now.
[Eero in task] I'll go get...
A funnel. If there is a funnel.
I'll just pour this.
And the time has started. So somebody has already done it.
Many have already drank, and I just... Okay. Right on.
Funnel, funnel... oh, jeez.
It'll make a terrible mess.
Uhhh... Funnel.
- [Erkku] "Funnel!" - [Pamela] No!
Okay! Funnel! I wonder if this is totally filthy. I'll just rinse it out a bit.
Oh, fuck! Something came out...
- What are you doing? - [Eero] Just wait. - [Eero in task] Will it be exactly the same if I drink from this? No, it's not.
This might just give me... Good.
"Fastest and driest contestant..."
Does all of this have to go into my mouth?
Not the pitcher, but this isn't a pitcher... It's a watering can, but it's also a watering... funnel. ["kannu" = pitcher, but can also mean watering "can" ("kastelukannu")]
- No! - Ew! ["kannu" = pitcher, but can also mean watering "can" ("kastelukannu")]
[Pirjo] Yuck!
- [Pamela] No! - Doesn't touch!
How can something that seems so simple be this hard? This can't just be "drink this".
[Pamela] What?
What?
This task is impossible!
YOU drink it.
The news has already started, and I'm still... [On MTV3, the news airs two hours after Suurmestari]
- Time's up. - [Pirjo] Hey!
Thanks.
Erkku, if the task had been to take a shower, you'd get five points.
You'd definitely get five points.
It's pretty interesting, how you took a long time to think about what to do. Are you the type to think for a long time and then do things quickly?
It's exactly like that. Let's not get hasty, even with a task like this.
So, what do you think? Were you the driest contestant?
Well, I'm seated next to incredibly talented actors and comedians. So yes, I am the driest of them all. [i.e. not on drugs]
Good Lord. What are the results?
Eero's time was 8 minutes 39 seconds.
And Erkku's, 2 minutes 2 seconds.
But the points go according to speed and dryness.
This means that: Joonas 5 points, Pirjo 4 points.
Pamela 3 points, Eero 2 points. And Erkku, you were the fastest, but...
I don't think any part of your clothing was dry. One point.
So close!
- [Joonas] [indecipherable] the points, say something now. - [Pirjo] Excuse me! - [Jaakko] Yes?
I don't really understand. He closed his mouth in between.
- Yes, but it only said that the lips may not touch the pitcher. - [Pamela] What?
Nobody can keep their mouth shut while drinking!
[Joonas] What?! What?
- Right, we should check the instructions again. - Just like... always... Time-out.
So, the points go as follows:
Pirjo 5 points.
- Pamela 4 points. - [Pirjo] I'm sorry!
- Yes! - [Pirjo] Joonas... - [Joonas] ... What?!
- Eero 3 points, Erkku 2 points. And Joonas 1 point. - There we go! There we go!
[Erkku] Good verdict!
- [Pamela] Let's move on! - Eero's mouth was closed now and then, too!
And I'll give Pirjo an extra point for her perceptiveness.
- [Erkku] Oooh! - Woah! It will pay off to do that in the future, too.
But I'll take it away immediately, since you stepped on my toes.
What are the episode scores? Who's in the lead?
Currently in the lead is…
- Pirjo. - [Pamela] Aww. - [Joonas, sarcastically] Go, Pirjo.
Don't worry, there are still loads and loads of points for the taking.
Let's go to the mansion straightaway to watch the next task.
SUURMESTARI PRESENTS
Duida duida! [nonsense]
- Hi! - Hello!
- Here you go. - Thanks.
- You read. - Okay.
"Make a soap opera cliffhanger that is as dramatic as possible."
"In the scene, you must create a role for both yourselves and a famous person"
"who is important to the Taskmaster."
"You have 15 minutes to plan the scene."
"Your time starts now."
The contestants were tasked with making as dramatic a soap opera cliffhanger as possible.
They needed to create roles for both the contestants
and a famous person who is important to the Taskmaster.
Which team do we start with?
- Let's first see in which direction creativity and collaboration took both teams. - Got it.
- Are we supposed to know all of these… - Is it her, or...?
Are you important to the Taskmaster?
Who could it be? Important to the Taskmaster…
- There's no-one… - No-one… How can we know? - Yeah, how could we know...
- We get a third person for this... - Where could they be from? Okay, her. - Good, good.
- Soap opera. So, something very melodramatic. - Right, yes.
Yes. And I'll constantly remind the viewer who he is, like, "My brother!"
- So we have to think about the cliffhanger. They kind of... - They appear.
They appear, so if the starting point is that we've been long lost, that's not the cliffhanger yet.
And now that we have this…
Yes, but she's a woman too.
Right...
Or is she when in the scene?
- And then they could, if we get Pilvi some kind of a... - That thing there, the furball!
- [Erkku] That's it. - [Pirjo] Yes, it doesn't need to be... - [Joonas & Pirjo] It's Rosemary's Baby. [1968 movie; the baby is the Antichrist]
But what if this is a scifi cliffhanger?
- [Pamela] So, it's good that... - You give birth to yourself,
because you have a terrible illness.
Pilvi!
Hello!
[PAUSE TO READ] This is Esko Kovero, a very well-known actor to most Finns. Famous for the soap Salatut Elämät (Secret Lives). He's been on it since the first episode (1999). Icon, legend, national treasure.
When you need a good cliffhanger actor, then here you've got one.
Hello!
Pilvi came to visit Pihlajakatu. And she said... ["Rowan (tree) Street", the fictional setting of Salatut Elämät]
That you're in need of the best and most experienced cliffhanger actor in Finland. So...
- Here I am! - Welcome!
- This is a great honour. - [Pirjo] This is quite something. - [Joonas] Excellent. Hey, we'll need props now.
So, it's breakfast. I'm proposing to her.
[Pamela] And he succeeds, and then…
I'm already regretting our rush job.
But what if they're twins?
- Pirjo, I'm not getting this at all. - But it's English, you see.
- [Erkku] Yes, we're doing "The Bold and the Beautiful". Only in English. - What?! Only in English?
Congratulations, you were joined by Mr Cliffhanger himself, Esko Kovero.
And, well... A cliffhanger, for the viewers, if you don't know, is the sudden stopping of a story
at a point where the main character gets left in a dramatic, awkward, or strange situation.
[Jaakko] Which team do we start with?
Let's start with Eero and Pamela's creation.
My darling, will you marry me?
Of course!
But... I have to tell you something.
I'm pregnant.
- [Erkku] What? - [Eero in task] I have something to tell you.
Father! Where have you been all these years?
Far away.
So it was successful.
Wait a moment... How do you know each other?
Are you... the father, Father?
What a line!
[BLEEP] I have something to tell you.
This... is not ours.
And it's not ours.
[baby wails]
[Salatut Elämät reference. Each episode ends with a blue freeze screen, usually a cliffhanger or dramatic moment]
[Pamela] What happened there?
Eero...
Eero, I have to ask you about your portrayal of that character.
The way he was laughing at strange points.
I've heard of this thing called "breaking", but since I don't recognise the mechanism of it from my own acting... [blatant lies]
- [Jaakko] How does this...? - No, it was well thought out laughter. Yes.
Yes. And it was carefully crafted to be slightly deranged.
[Eero] Yes.
Then. We still have another exhilarating cliffhanger left.
I think that after this, in order to be able to watch it with a straight face, especially Ritala...
We'll take a small break. See you soon.
Welcome back!
Before the break, we saw what a fine and dramatic soap opera cliffhanger Eero and Pamela created.
We still haven't seen the second cliffhanger, which was made by Joonas, Pirjo, and Erkku.
And we'll see their performance now.
Ah, it's here.
- Oh, Mother... - Yes? - Is everything okay?
I just miss my son so much. Your brother!
Oh, I miss my brother as well. Hello, Charles.
Mother, you want some cognac?
- I've drink enough. - I know.
- Who is that? - I have been looking for my family for 20 long years.
And now I finally found you.
- Who is it? - My God. It's my identical brother. I can see that.
[Pirjo in task] Is it him?
- It is him. - Is it him?
My dear son, come here! I want to feel you, I want to touch you. It's my...
- Wait a minute! - Yes! Oh, my baby, it's you, yes.
- I know this touch. - What? Yes, of course.
Aren't you the woman I spent last night with?
I love you.
Wait a minute.
Are you pregnant?
Already?
[Pamela] What?
Oh my God. Yes, I am, and it's... it's happening now!
- Really? - Help me, you two boys! - It's okay, I'm a medical doctor.
- [Pamela] What? - You me! Having now! Ohhhh! - Push! Mother, push!
- Oh, I'm pushing! I'm pushing! - Push!
- There he is. - Finally. - Oh my God, it's so beautiful.
Can I see my beautiful, beautiful child? Oh…
Oh my God…
It's not my baby.
This is not MY baby.
Well, I hope it's not MY baby, either.
Shut up!
The baby... is mine.
[Erkku] Beautiful expressions! Damn.
Oh boy. There were certainly dramatic turns.
What inspired you to do this?
- [Erkku] Joonas'... - [Jaakko] Don't everyone speak at once!
Those kind of difficult family relationships. That's where we started from.
- Difficult family relationships, surprising… surprises within the family. - [Jaakko] Yes... - And a little outside of it, too.
- Yes, there was a succesful family, the English language, and drama. - [Joonas] Yes.
If only the script and the actors had been changed, then it would have been good.
[Joonas] Yeah.
But it's interesting to imagine how it might continue from here. Isn't it?
Ummm… I'll give now... these were so good that I'll give both teams 5 points.
- [Eero & Pamela] Yes! - [Eero] Thank you.
[Pamela] Congratulations.
Then I'll give Eero and Pamela's team for their multifaceted, meandering, and sensitive acting one extra point.
Yes! Thank you!
And for the other team, I give one extra point for having Esko as the main star in their final cliffhanger.
There. So, six points for both teams.
The game's not over yet. There are many more points to be awarded at the mansion.
Let's go straightaway to see the next task.
- Good day! - A very good day.
What?
"Build a bingo machine."
"The most functional bingo machine wins."
"You have 15 minutes."
"Your time starts... now."
The contestants were tasked with building a functional bingo machine.
Are any of you familiar with bingo?
Yeah, so when we watch the videos, it might not seem like it.
But, yeeessssss... I am.
Well, let's watch your attempts, first.
Who do we start with?
- Let's start with Pamela, Eero, and Pirjo. - Good.
[Eero in task] Oh my! Fun.
Ugh! Yep, yes. So, just... Yes. Yes.
Let's get going.
I'm suddenly unable to... So, a bingo machine, that... Wait a moment.
Lottery is where you draw, but bingo isn't... What's the difference between bingo and...?
Isn't that the thing with the numbers?
How many numbers are there… There's like, a ton of them.
This could be... an egg game.
Meaning, egg bingo.
- What? - What? - [Eero in task] Nope... nope...
Not this. The egg can't fit through this... The egg can't fit through this...
This is genius. How could this be used?
I think this is… pretty much... done.
This is a machine.
Oh dear, oh dear.
This is how it works, that...
And then you put the lottery machine... bingo lottery... machine...
- [Erkku] That's good! - [Pamela] Right? Isn't it good?
Super! Really good!
[Pamela] Two.
What's the scale doing there?
Well... I don't really understand much about these machines...
B two! B two.
O five!
Do I get it in English?
O five, oh my God.
What is this... What...
I... Where has one of the balls disappeared?
- Welcome to the bingo! - Thank you very much.
Alright! Let's draw the first bingo number.
- What an outfit! - Yes. Bingo host.
- A1! - A1.
Oooh. An egg.
- Let's draw the next one. - This really is recession-time bingo, this!
[Finland suffered a severe economic depression from 1990-1993 that affected its economy for most of the decade]
[Among many other financial difficulties in different sectors, game shows were particularly low-budget during this time]
Let's draw... Alright!
The next one...
[mumbles with feigned enthusiasm]
- Bingo! - Bingo!
- BINGO! - Yes! You have!
I want to check it!
Because sometimes people are shouting bingo but they don't have nothing...
What?!
- Big winning money. - Yes. I am humbled.
It was written in my task to do this in English.
Thanks for these bing... [clears throat] bingo machines.
- [Jaakko] We still haven't seen... - [Pamela & Eero] Edit it out!
...seen Joonas' and Erkku's.
But after these, we have to take a small break. See you soon.
Welcome back, this is Suurmestari.
Before the break, we saw what kinds of bingo machines Eero, Pirjo, and Pamela built.
And we still haven't seen two bingo machines, which are the works of Erkku and Joonas.
- And we'll see them right here, right now. - Great.
- Yes! I'll go find out if there are any props. Let's come back to this soon. - [Pilvi] Yeah.
- You stay here. - [Pilvi] Yes.
Oh damn, this is wet.
Bring this one with me.
Bingo balls! No!
That works.
Why am I not in the Wolf Gang? ["Susijengi", nickname for Finland's national men's basketball team, after their wolf logo]
- So, I will simultaneously be the bingo host and the bingo... - [Crew?] Right. - Bingo machine.
Start turning the arm like this.
- [Erkku] Wow! This is good. - [Eero] Look at that. - [Pirjo] Hey, what in the world?
Now you start portraying a bingo hostess.
- A-ha. - Yes.
Next up in our bingo, we are looking for a number for the letter K.
So, K like Kaaleppi. [an old-fashioned name]
- Two. - [Joonas] K2!
- The madam's expression makes it seem like she's getting close. - Yes, yes.
- There are 10 seconds left in the bingo game. - Dear me! Then we can manage one more.
- Iivari four. - Bingo! [another old-fashioned name]
Alright! Congratulations! There, in the third row.
Welcome, distinguished Pilvi, to try out the world's first
human-sized bingo machine. All the way from America.
- English. - Genius. - [Erkku in task] Bingo country.
You spin the bingo machine.
Nothing left to do... but spin the bingo!
- Surely you don't want to be that cramped. - Not at all. This is definitely gonna hurt.
Perfectly fine!
♪ The bingo machine is spinning... The balls in there are swinging… ♪ [sung to "Piiri pieni pyörii" ("The Little Circle Turns"), a children's song]
- Maybe I won't... on my backside there's a… - Red three!
Dear me. Oh...
Bonus round!
18 green.
Yay! 18 green. Bonus!
- Good, exactly like that. - What? - The last number!
- Five golden! Five! - Golden five!
And this has been brought from America as is and complete, only missing a name?
Erkku, this was brought all the way from the Americas. What is a thing like that called?
Well, it got mentioned. It was human-sized bingo machine.
Right, right, that's what... How's the atmosphere at those bingo halls?
There's likely a lot of glitter, surprises, and everyone is constantly constipated.
- Everyone is constantly constipated. - That's very important. - It's probably from all that sitting.
- Joonas. - Present.
Could you clarify a bit, what exactly was part of the machine?
Uhh... well...
Other than you using your hand to put a ball into the tube.
And then also, Pilvi was...
Pilvi was spinning it. And sending them. I…
This was also partially a statement on how a machine can't replace people.
[Pamela] No way.
I love it!
It's physical labour and handiwork that will make Finland rise.
And has made it rise every time before, as well...
- Centre Party politics again... - [Pamela] The Centrist is back. [S05E04 callback]
Thank you. I'll give out the points as follows...
Thank you, everyone, for these bingo machines. I'll give out the points as follows:
- I'll give everyone three points as a baseline. - [Eero] Yes, good.
- Then I'll give Pamela two more points, since hers was closest to a machine, so she gets five points. - Thank you.
I'll give Joonas, for that last-minute, haphazardly fabricated anecdote...
It was such a good argument that machines can't replace people, that I'll give you one extra point for it.
- And for Erkku, I'll give one extra point for truly risking your body. - Thank you.
And I'm taking one point off Eero for the expression that's asking for points.
What are the scores at the moment?
Not interested.
The situation is extremely exciting, as two people are holding the top position.
- Pirjo and Pamela! - It can't be!
- [Joonas] Unfortunately, it is. - [Pirjo] Hey!
Did you say, Joonas, when Pirjo asked if it can't be, that unfortunately it is?
- [Pamela] He did. - [Jaakko] Such a good rival. - Sure is.
Joonas "I won't be taking this so seriously" Nordman.
But everything is still possible, Joonas, Erkku…
Maybe not for Eero, but for everyone else.
Everything is still possible for everyone else, equally.
It's time for the final task. Get ready.
Pilvi, what is the final task?
Today's final task requires physical creativity and precision.
Erkku, please read the task out loud.
"Mime the word given by Pilvi."
"The Taskmaster will try to guess what you're miming."
"If the Taskmaster correctly guesses the thing you're miming, you will get a point."
"The best performer wins."
Dear friends, are you ready?
- Good. Let's get started. - [Pilvi] Alright.
Here's a category for you.
Celebrations.
Eero, you may look at your word and mime.
A wedding.
- [Pamela] No! - [Pilvi] Wrong.
And next up, Erkku.
We're looking for different kinds of celebrations.
A wedding.
[Pilvi] Right, now it was the wedding.
And next up, Pamela.
Birthday.
Yes, indeed.
[Pilvi] And next up, Joonas.
[Finland is predominantly Evangelical Lutheran country, and christenings are incredibly commonplace. A very easy mime to guess.]
[Jaakko, sarcastically] This is a difficult one!
This is REALLY difficult!
It's as if he were cooking, but...
A christening.
[Pilvi] Yes. Good, Joonas.
And finally, Pirjo.
[Pirjo hums]
Hey!
- Pirjo is breaking all kinds of rules! - [Jaakko] A conductors' party.
[Pilvi] It was a graduation party. [high school / upper secondary]
- What was Eero's, hey? - Eero had a bachelor/ette party. [same word used for both]
- Are you ready to hear the next category? - [Erkku] Yes!
Now you must all try to mime as best as you can:
Days of the week.
So the category is days of the week. And Eero goes first.
[Jaakko] That has nothing to do with the day!
- That has nothing to do with the day, but Wednesday. - [Pilvi] Yes, indeed.
And... Next up, Erkku.
[Jaakko] Now it's just the question of which one it is.
Could it be Saturday?
- Damn! - [Pilvi buzzes] - [Eero] Oh, no!
Well, then it was the other one.
Uhhh... And next up, Pamela.
- Yeah. You could have done Sunday in some other kind of way. - [Pilvi] Yes.
And next up, Joonas.
- [mouthing] "Vittu!" [Fuck!] - [Jaakko] Monday.
[Pilvi] Yes.
What about Pirjo? Show us your day of the week.
[Jaakko] Come on, Pirjo. Now.
- [Jaakko] Saturday. - Yes!
[Pilvi] I was afraid that it might have been Tuesday. Pirjo's Tuesday.
If we separated this from everything else, so that nobody had done anything, you'd mime Saturday like this.
I was trying to... Not that, but...
The next category is:
Colours.
Eero, you may begin.
[Pamela] What?
Blue.
[Pamela] What?!
[Pirjo] Hey!
Yes, it was blue.
Then, it's Erkku's turn.
Yellow.
[Pilvi buzzes]
[Pilvi] And next up, Pamela.
How... However could I know that one?
- The colour is definitely brown. - [Pilvi] Yes, indeed.
And next is Joonas' turn.
- Yellow. - [Pilvi] Now it's yellow.
Pirjo.
- Red. - [Pilvi] Yes!
Thank you, dear friends.
Those were fine performances.
And, of course, now it's time to score them.
And the points are, of course, based off of how well I guessed, but also on the style of the performance.
In this task, Pamela and Joonas were the most successful. So both get five points.
Your expression!
Eero and Pirjo get three points.
And Erkku gets two points. I guessed so poorly.
But you did perform those things very clearly and joyously. The fault was in the guesser.
Especially when it came to the green.
- So you get one extra point. - Yes! - [Eero] Ooh, correct.
Thank you for this. We probably know who the winner of this episode is now.
Who might it be?
After all the tasks, the one who managed to gather the most points is...
Ee...
Pamela!
- [Jaakko] Congratulations, Pamela! You may go enjoy your prizes. - [Pamela] Wonderful!
Thank you to all contestants, and thank you to all viewers.
- [Jaakko] Thank you, Erkku Lawson! - Thank you.
[Jaakko] This has been Suurmestari.
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English translation by u/yellowrainboot Proofreading and sync by u/chequedummy
Original Finnish subs: Maaret Dufva Iyuno Additional transcription by u/yellowrainboot