All right, all right!
If I throw it, then it... like...
Pea...
This can't be happening!
A very good evening, and we welcome you to follow our five contestants as they attempt to survive tasks that I have designed for them.
The way I score them is downright astonishing.
I am Jaakko Saariluoma, and this is Suurmestari.
Our regular contestants are: Eero Ritala.
Pamela Tola.
Pirjo Lonka.
Joonas Nordman.
And today they're competing with Jenni Kokander. [comedy actress, Putous alumnus]
Here's a video greeting from Jenni.
Hello, friends. Alas, bummer of bummers.
So it turns out that I've caught the flu, and can't make it to the studio.
And that just... completely sucks. [idiom; literally "it's from the ass"]
But not to worry, as my dear friend Mikko Penttilä will stand in for me, and commentate on my blunders.
This may even be a lucky strike for me!
Do well, Mikko. Win the day. Bye!
[Eero] The flu?
- So, welcome, Mikko Penttilä! - Thank you. [S3 regular contestant]
Or, I should probably say "welcome back".
It's nice to be back here.
Do you remember which chair you sat in back then?
- There, in Joonas' seat. - Welcome back, Mikko Penttilä. - Thank you!
And here on my left is the sharp-eyed referee of the competition:
Pilvi Hämäläinen.
Evening.
Pilvi, what bizarre things can we expect today?
Something truly astounding.
I can hardly wait.
But to start with, let's figure out what we're competing for, what the prizes are, and distribute the first points.
Pilvi, could you remind us about the task?
Yes. The episode prizes are the contestants' personal belongings.
And this time, you asked them to bring in as a prize:
The best thing that has appeared in your home, but you don't know from where.
Once again, I've been on fire when coming up with that. It's such a good task. What did they bring?
Yes, let's start with Pirjo,
who brought a yellow cheese cover. [Oltermanni brand promotion]
According to Pirjo, the cheese cover may be her sister's, but it also could be somebody else's.
Pamela's best thing that has appeared in her home is a sleep mask.
And why is it the best? A direct quote:
"It feels nice when it presses against your temples."
Eero brought a fridge magnet that depicts a street sign.
It's a warning of something, but I can't quite make out what... [COCK / LITTER]
[PAUSE TO READ] Finland is officially bilingual. Street signs have both Finnish and Swedish. Novelty signs of fake Swedish translations to accompany a Finnish joke are common.
Joonas brought a graduation cap. [upper secondary / high school]
He has no idea where it came from, but for some reason, it fits him perfectly.
And lastly, Jenni.
She had a spider delivered to us.
[Jaakko] Mikko, could you explain this one for us? The spider must be quite small, since I can't see it in there.
So, Jenni taught her pet spider how to open a jar.
Which was clearly a mistake.
- Oh, so that's what's happened? - Yeah.
So by no means is it the case that an empty jar was brought in, and you just claimed there was a spider in there?
No! That's not true at all.
The spider simply put its skills to use, and left.
Well, then... All of these in some way filled...
Even the "trained spider" filled the criteria. Hmmm...
I'll allocate the points so that:
Eero gets five points.
- Then, Mikko gets four points. - [Eero] Good.
- A good start. - [Jaakko] It was so shameless.
- Pirjo, three points. - Yes! Good.
And Joonas and Pamela both get two points.
Next up. Let's go where there are points on offer: to the mansion.
Let's tackle the first task.
- Hejsan! [Swedish] - Hiya. - Oops, I banged that good.
Kitchen's greetings. [Not a thing]
"Make a root vegetable fall for as long as possible."
"You may only drop it once."
"As the root vegetable falls, it must remain in constant motion."
"The root vegetable that falls for the longest wins. You have 12 minutes."
"Your time starts now." Right!
The contestants were tasked with making a root vegetable fall for as long as possible.
For as long as possible, so for the longest time possible.
- Isn't that right? - Yes.
Who do we start with?
Let's start with Jenni and Joonas.
It would be best to choose the lightest possible root vegetable, of course. In principle.
- How so? - Well, the heavier it is, the faster it comes down.
Are these even... Are these plastic, or are they real?
But doesn't falling mean that it... If I drop it, it falls.
If I throw it, then it... like...
- Are you making a parachute for it? - I am.
- [Pilvi in task] Smart. - Ooh. Ingenious.
It's a pretty hefty workload, when you have to do it by yourself.
Yeah, this is the heaviest. I'll use this.
The air needs to flow through there, though.
Now it might... Can the air even get through here?
Grab the joint and squeeze.
Here begins the long fall of a small radish. Hold on to it, Pilvi.
Did it come out?
Here it is.
Yes.
Now I'll just drop it. But is... Am I allowed to throw, or just drop? No, I'm allowed to throw it.
It's still a fall. It'll still be falling if I throw. It'll fall.
Exactly. Alright, I'll throw it now.
- Just throw it, already. - [Pilvi] Right.
- Thank you, Jenni. - Thank you.
[Pamela] It didn't help. It didn't help at all.
Mikko and Jenni's team. With Mikko as the respondent.
When watching this attempt, what did you think of Jenni's thought process? Does throwing lead to falling?
On behalf of the team I represent, I can say:
Yes, throwing, and especially dropping, eventually leads to falling.
Yes. And we saw a parachute there.
Which was an ingenious solution, in every way.
- Yes, if it had worked. - Indeed.
- The results... speak for themselves. - [Jaakko] Speak for themselves.
- Joonas. - Yeah?
What was the purpose of that construction?
- It was... - If you were to answer as an engineer.
That the root vegetable I chose would fall from it for as long as possible.
- Right, as the task said. - Right.
Right. And do you think that your solution caused it to fall for as long as possible?
I'm pretty proud of this one. Or, well...
Right, sure. Let's see what it means in light of the results.
Jenni and Mikko's team's root vegetable fell for...
A whopping 1.9 seconds. So that's almost 2 seconds.
And Joonas' result was...
- 10 seconds. - There you go. - [Eero & Pamela] Wow!
- [Jaakko] Yes. Yes. - [Pamela] It paid off.
- Yes, an engineer will always beat a simple parachute. - Yeah.
Oh boy. We have to take a break now. After the break, we'll see the rest of the attempts.
[Mikko] It rolled off of there, and fell...
Welcome back.
Before the break, we saw how Jenni and Mikko's team, and Joonas, attempted to make a root vegetable fall for as long as possible.
We still have Eero's, Pamela's, and Pirjo's attempts left.
And we'll see them here.
"Make a root vegetable fall for as long as possible."
This isn't even a root vegetable.
What is... Which has the most air resistance?
Yes, I got it! I figured it out. I'll leave quickly, so I don't waste time.
- Got it. - I'll go get a net!
Can this... Could this fall down the stairs, as well?
Potato... I could make potato chips. Deep fry them.
Dang, do I even have time to deep fry? Is there oil here?
Hey!
Look at this!
Hey. This is made for this.
Let's just say that he's really quite... Attention-seeking.
The storyteller got started again.
I'll grate it, and then I'll deep fry it, and it will turn into a sort of floating dust.
- Kape Aihinen would say: "Good job, Eero!" - What? [Celebrity chef; S02E08 guest]
"The way you're rocking your knife on that board."
This ladder is safe enough.
There's some sense in this. Alright. I'll start... now.
[Pamela] ...What?
[Pamela] Whaaat?
- Two minutes left. - Yeah yeah yeah. Let's go, let's go. We've got a load of potatoes.
I recommend you step aside a little.
Hey. Look at this. This is constantly moving downwards.
This is constantly moving downwards, but I am moving upwards.
[Pirjo in task] But this keeps going downwards... Do you see what I mean?
If the will of the object, the mass itself, is moving downwards, but some higher power is lifting it, it can't help it.
I'll shake this paper towel, and... Right here, the root vegetables will fly. Ready?
What is this?
Finished.
Let's see what happens to him now.
- He crashed. - That was it!
And the root vegetable meets the bosom of the earth... Now!
Thank you... Thank you, dear friends!
Pirjo, could you remind us which physicist's law states that when falling continuously downwards, an object can momentarily rise upwards?
Well, if something, if this for example, this object here, anything at all, starts going downwards,
and something also starts taking me upwards, then it isn't his fault!
- [Jaakko] Whose fault is it, Pirjo? - Nobody's! Or maybe...
But, this, now you understand. Maybe this is... this is so obvious that this is one of those things we'll get stuck on.
Distinguished audience... Distinguished viewers at home, this is an example of common sense.
That's right!
So THIS is what common sense is! Okay! I see.
Ooh. Oh boy.
What were the results?
Pamela's result was 1.9 seconds.
Which is the same as Jenni and Mikko's parachute.
And... uhhh...
Eero's "potato dust" fell for 3 seconds.
Pirjo's root vegetable... Fell, and rose, and fell, and rose
for a total of 7 minutes.
The root vegetable fell. I rose.
But how long was the actual moment of falling, at the very end, when it thumped on the ground?
The time was so short that I... couldn't even measure it.
So the points go: Joonas five points, Eero four points...
Jenni and Mikko's team, and Pamela get three points.
And then, Pirjo...
- You get one point. - Yes.
Let's go to the mansion to see the next task.
[CONTEXT] Sometimes, Finns will use a word that starts with the same letter of a swear word, or has similar harsh consonants, to make a "friendlier" swear word. Like using "frick" instead of "fuck" in English.
For video's sake!
Oh, ketchup!
"Become a superhero."
"The hero must have a name, a super power, and a weakness."
"The hero must be ready in 15 minutes."
"The most astounding superhero wins."
"Your time starts now."
The contestants were tasked with turning themselves into the most astounding superhero possible.
As astounding as possible. Looking at this group, they all seem very heroic.
Whose attempt do we start with?
Let's start with Eero and Pamela... 's attempts.
- See you in 15 minutes. - Ooh-kaay.
Superhero... Where do we begin?
I wonder, what's always been the most fun, as in: "Wouldn't it be cool if I could...?"
What the hell is this...? Wow. Doesn't this look good.
Okay. I'll have to go have a little look in the shed.
Hayah! Hoyah! Hazah!
Too many options!
Right. You came.
I kind of have these, like, ball things on my mind.
Hayah hayah hayah!
- My! - Ooh! - Wow.
This clearly is related to these circle-like things.
- The quality of the movement is fantastic. - It is.
And it's constantly on.
- Are you ready... to meet... - No!
The Bird Whisperer!
Let me show you how to whisper to birds.
Whisper something.
Yes!
Hiyah! Coo! Coo! Coo!
The bird has heard your whisper.
But the only weakness here... is...
that, uhh... the bird will die.
[Pamela] No!
So now you have killed one bird! You bird murder-arrrrgh!
- Horrible. - Yes!
[Pamela] How awful!
- Woohoo. - Balltress has arrived.
The Balltress has the astounding skill of birthing balls and putting them to use.
In... various situations, either in a positive sense...
Or in a negative sense.
Balltress' weakness, or the thing that acts against her, is everything... Everything that snaps. So...
She gets stuck in all things spherical, and she is obsessed with... Aah!
Touching all things that are round.
Oops!
I don't…
BALLTRESS
- [Pirjo] Pretty good! - [Pamela] That was horrible.
- Pamela! Balltress... - Yeah, no. I don't...
I don't know if I can ever look at you in quite the same way again.
I can't look at anyone at all, anymore.
- Eero. - YESSSSSS.
You said: "What I've always wanted to do, and what would be the coolest thing you could do..."
And now that you've had the chance, you decided to whisper to birds.
[Eero] Well, it would be cool!
- So, I understand why we're in the same series. - True! ["Series" like league, or the show. Same Finnish word.]
Such fine heroes from Eero and Pamela.
We still have three heroes left to see, but we'll take a small break first. See you soon.
[CONTEXT] This is the only place this will fit! There's a cooking pot called "Aromipesä" ("Aroma Nest") that has been used a lot as a prop this series...
[CONTEXT] It briefly became a meme because its name can also be translated as "smelly pussy." Keep this in mind for later.
Welcome back! Before the break, we saw what kind of superheroes Eero and Pamela created.
We still have three superheroes left to see. And... well.
We will see those three superheroes right now.
You have 15 minutes. You'll introduce your hero to me after that.
These aren't feeding me any ideas! I'll go search other lands far and wide.
These might create a...
Ugh! This is too mundane...
Hey!
Yes!
Taskmaster! What are the Taskmaster's parents like?
Taskmaster's parents. I'll go to the shed now.
This works! Look! Hey, this is excellent!
We are connected to the memory of the world, as Anna Eriksson once said. [Singer/filmmaker]
How can... First you're totally panicked, then you come up with a brilliant, ingenious way of avoiding everything...
What?
- Alright. - [Pamela] No...
I am the Taskmaster's Birther.
Did you understand this...?
But hey! Here's one more thing. Maybe it'll get me some bonus points.
I have an Aromipesä!
My superpower is love. My weakness is blind love.
Can I leave now?
TASKMASTER'S BIRTHER
[Pamela] You have a lot of explaining to do!
[Pirjo changes some S's to Z's for style in her signs]
"I am Zorrosaurus." [misread] What is your superpower?
You can see into the future!
- I see! So you use those to see into the future? - Oh! Delightful. - Aw, cute!
What is your weakness?
You're "zorro"... [misread] Blind! And mute.
BLINDSAURUS
Adorable!
All right, all right. We have a...
You're holding a camera? Nice. Do I go over here, or...? Fine, I'll go.
The sun is blastin'. We have brewskis. Pretty bueno.
Who are you?
I am... I'm Quite a Weird Dude.
My indisputable strength is that I am just super annoying.
My weakness is probably that well-reasoned arguments about feminist issues make me completely fall apart.
"Makeup and this and that..." It's my kryptonite.
I can't... I can't be bothered with that at all.
I've been using this so hard, it's about to fall off! Hahahaha!
Let's head out on a pussy safari. ["pipari" = gingerbread. Another euphemism.]
QUITE A WEIRD DUDE - [Pamela] Oh no...
Those sure were some superheroes.
Pirjo, you said that you had a brilliant idea.
But it was! Didn't you get it?
- So you used your idea. - Yeah, yeah!
Did you all get my idea?
- We did, but could you clarify it a bit? - Well, what did you think it was? - Yeah, explain it.
The idea is that she can see into the future, but she's blind.
She can't see, so she's blind.
- [Joonas] She uses that device to see. - Yes, she does, but she... There's something wrong with her eyes. She can't see!
- But she can see, when using the device. - Yes, she would be able to see, if she had sight, but she's blind.
Can't you understand?
[Joonas] Pirjo, may I throw in a suggestion?
In a way, it would be more tragic if she was blind and can't see what's happening now, in the present.
She only sees the future. She can only see what's going to happen, but even in the future, she still can't live in the moment.
Right, that's what I said.
But it was...
Joonas, we'll discuss your superhero in a moment.
- I wanted to brainstorm, since I thought that one was so clever and adorable. I liked it. - Lovely! Thank you.
- Joonas. - Go for it.
Let's talk about Quite a Weird Dude. Very briefly.
You said that a sad character would be one who only sees the future.
I thought there was something sad about how we only saw the present in this guy.
Well, one of the superheroes is very lucky that she can't see that one.
Yes. Well, firstly, thank you for all the superheroes. They were great.
For this one, I'll give...
For thinking outside the box a little, Joonas gets five points.
Thank you.
Pamela gets four points. It was very stylish.
And everyone else gets three points.
So those were our superheroes. What are the scores? Who's in the lead?
After adding up, leading on the scoreboard is...
Two people...
Eero and Joonas!
Eero and Joonas. You're both tied.
Let's go to the mansion for the next task.
- Tjena, tjena! - Tjena, tjena. [Swedish, "Hi"]
"Do something astonishing with a pea."
"The most astonishing action wins."
"You have 12 minutes. Your time starts now."
The contestants were tasked with doing the most astonishing thing possible with a pea.
Yes, yes. After the superheroes, my expectations are very high.
- They were so astounding that this pea task should be incredibly easy. - Yes, yes.
- Who do we start with? - Let's get started with Eero and Joonas.
Presumably there's a pea in here.
Do I have to do it in this room?
- No. - No?
We immediately almost lost the pea we need to do something astonishing with.
So, it probably would have been like this.
Oooooh!
What if I put a pea up my nose, and then tried to, like...
How's the first aid preparedness here?
I can try to just dig it out with tongs.
But you're a feminist, so you always have a pea up your nose. [idiom, "getting annoyed/offended"]
- Oh, so the hero stayed with you! - It did!
My childhood magic lessons...
Have not been wasted.
I can do it right here, right now.
Let me just tuck my shirt into my trousers, and we can...
- What are...? - [Eero in task] Here we have a pea.
Which I intend to make disappear...
Through this skin.
So, we take this pea...
And we start rubbing it... Tightly... tightly...
Oops! Right. Now it's fallen. Now it's fallen.
Many thanks. Many thanks. But now we'll...
Rub the pea in an astonishing way...
Huh?
Vanished.
I have to constantly be like…
[Pilvi] Is this really the most astonishing thing you can do with this pea?
Good job! That had some... We got some tempo.
Although we lost the pea, but...
Those were two attempts that were astonishing in very different ways.
Can you see... Look, Joonas, at how pleased Eero is.
Because it was astonishing.
Yeah, I think the entire studio fell silent, and jaws dropped, and I could hear some...
It didn't fall completely silent. Pirjo said: "Huh?"
[Eero] That's true!
Oh boy. Let's take a small break, and afterwards, we'll see everyone else's "astonishing" attempts. See you soon.
Welcome back. This is Suurmestari.
Before the break, we saw what kind of "astonishing" things Joonas and Eero managed to do with a pea.
We still haven't seen the Jenni-Mikko team's, or Pirjo's and Pamela's attempts.
And next, we'll see the Jenni-Mikko team's, and Pirjo's attempts.
Well, I can only think of naughty things now.
- I'll go outside. - Got it.
Twelve minutes. Now's the time to prove myself.
I could manage it by just eating it, and then... Plop!
I mean, that'd be pretty good.
Now I know! Now I know what to do.
- But... I'll go get a phone. - Okay.
Wait, I don't need a phone!
I have the car keys.
Tooth jewellery. That's fashionable. It could go here, I could glue it on this tooth.
Wouldn't that be pretty astonishing?
Right.
Take the pea for a ride, and astonish it. This is entirely astonishing. [can mean both literally and figuratively "taken for a ride"]
This can't be happening!
Hey! I'll make it into a crown jewel!
Yes! That, if anything, would be astonishing.
Help, someone, anyone... Why are there no people anywhere? What kind of a place is this?
Let's see if this holds. It could be that this isn't...
How much time do I have left? There!
Look. A crown jewel.
- Ooooh! - Wow. - [Jenni] Astonishing. From a pea to a crown jewel.
[Pilvi] Well, it's pretty astonishing.
Bummer that I don't have a phone. I could probably sell this to someone.
There! There's a car.
The pea! Would've been terrible, if I'd left the pea behind.
Just, could I bother you a little? I'm under lots of pressure, and in trouble.
This is just a pea, an ordinary one.
If you could eat it, sir, so I could say that...
Thank you! And also, did it taste good?
- It tasted like a pea. - Wonderful! Now I'm happy.
This is Jenni Kokander speaking, hello.
I'd like to sell you a crown jewel. So how much would you offer for it? For a crown, with a crown jewel.
Green, gorgeous... Emerald-like.
- Uhh... 15 euros. - 15 euros! Amazing!
So, I first have to ask Pirjo...
What's astonishing about somebody eating a pea?
You know what? Nothing. I've just now realised.
My friend... My friend Joonas immediately whispered in my ear that there was nothing astonishing about it.
There just wasn't. I didn't realise it... I tried to do something myself...
This went completely wrong. I'll take whatever...
The only thing that astonished me was that you bothered to drive all that way.
You could've given it to someone on the crew, or just eaten it yourself.
I know that now, it went wrong. I realised when I saw it that it went...
I can't handle this!
I could've just…
[Jaakko] You could've done absolutely anything else.
- But I… Yeah. - [Pamela] No! Help!
- Now her cassette's broken. - [Pirjo] At least I didn't make it into soup, that would've been more... Pea soup. - [Pamela] I can't handle this! [idiom, "gone crazy"]
But that wasn't much to write home about either, gluing a pea on a child's tiara and calling it an emerald.
- [Pirjo] Right, no. - So...
[Jaakko] What does Mikko think, on behalf of your team?
So, in my opinion, that was shameless art forgery, and...
Swindling valuables... And cheating, to boot.
- It was a child's plastic tiara with a pea taped onto it. - Right... - So...
- There's really nothing astonishing about it. - You... you...
You yourself hold the title of a Scottish Lord...
- A Lady. - Right, a Lady's title.
I have the title of a Scottish Lady, which was given to me on this programme. [S03E07]
Right, so... I...
- I own land in Scotland. - Right, I've visited Scotland and seen the Scottish crown jewels, and they're astonishing, fantastic.
Thank God we still have one left.
And I sincerely hope some effort has been put into it!
Yes. Well, let's watch Pamela's part. Here it is.
Say what?
What could possibly be astonishing about a pea?
If, for example... If there's a situation where I stand right here, and do something like this...
Milk... Let's pour one decilitre.
Next, three eggs.
...What?
Astonishing!
There's a pea inside this egg!
Thank you, Pamela.
- Eero... What? That was astonishing! - A magician! A magician!
- Wasn't it? I'm a magician! Will you take me on a gig with you? - I will!
- Oh boy. Well this had something. This was astonishing. - Wasn't it? - Yeah...
- And did you see my expression? How astonished I was? - Yeah, I saw that.
That was the most astonishing part. That you kind of knew what you were doing, and then you're astonished that it somehow worked.
Yes, exactly! I was demonstrating how astonishing it was.
Yes, of course. And you demonstrated it well.
- It was astonishing. Oh boy. - Thank you.
Whew. How to score these? Since the standard wasn't... None of the attempts were excellent.
I'll do it so, that I'll give...
Eero and Pamela, since they were at least slightly astonishing, three points each.
- Three?! - Yes, and everyone else gets one.
But we were totally magicians!
Did you guess what I'd do? When I poured the milk...
Did I say three? I think I said two points to Pamela.
Three to Eero, two to Pamela, and everyone else gets one point.
We still have the final task left. Get ready.
Pilvi, could you tell us what the final task is?
Tonight's final task requires precision and a good memory.
Mikko, please read the task out loud.
- "Memorise the names of these people." - No!
"The one who memorises the most names wins."
- I can never remember anything. - Dear contestants, any questions?
Good luck. Let's start with the introductions.
Number one, go ahead.
Ville.
- Number two. - Petteri.
- Number three. - Jami.
- Number four. - Kaarlo.
- Number five. - Sami.
- Number six. - Tuomas.
- Number seven. - Anastasia.
- Eight. - Pinja.
- Nine. - Milja.
- Ten. - Karoliina.
- Eleven. - Saara.
- Twelve. - Iiris.
- Thirteen. - Anja-Leena.
- Fourteen. - Tuuli.
- And fifteen. - Riikka.
- Are you ready? - Let's go, already!
First up, Eero. Number eight.
- Pinja! - Correct.
Number fifteen.
God damn it! That wasn't my answer.
Uhhh...
It was the last one.
How can I forget the last one?!
Ri... Ritva. It isn't that.
Ritva is incorrect. You still have one left. Number thirteen.
Anja-Leena! Anja-Leena!
Correct!
- [Pirjo] Hey, wowza! - I'm so sorry! My head was so full.
Next up is Jenni and Mikko's team, with Mikko representing.
- Are you ready? - Yeah. - You can get up.
Number two.
- Petri. - Incorrect.
Fuck.
- [Pirjo] Help! How awful! - No, incorrect.
It's his surname! Falk. Petri Falk. [Peter Falk, American actor]
Number seven.
Anastasia.
Exactly right.
[Joonas] Was there a sibilant s?
[Mikko] No. It was my own addition.
And number eleven.
And number eleven... There we have a...
It's not Suvi, but nothing else is going on in my head except Suvi. So, Suvi.
While answering, did you know it would go wrong?
- Yeah. - Well, it did. - Yeah.
- Next up, Pamela. - No! - Yes.
- Are you ready? - No. - Number five.
Help...
Hey, wait.
It's either Sami or Jami. Jami?
- No. Incorrect. - Noooo.
- Next up... number fourteen. - Okay.
Where are they...?
Oh, NO!
Absolutely no clue! Hnnnnnnnngh... Okay.
- [Jaakko] What does she look like? - She looks like a Milja.
- Well, that was one of them. - That's incorrect. - It's incorrect. I know.
- And there's one more for you. - Okay. - Number six.
Oh, no… Hey! Wait!
There was a mnemonic here!
Tuomas?
- What? - Huh?
- Tuomas is correct! - Was it? WHAT??? - It was, it was!
This was really... This was just so... Thank you!
What in the world!
Yes, well done, Pamela. You got the last one right.
- Joonas. - Alright!
Number nine.
Nine... Uhhh...
Well, that one's Milja. There's Milja. She's Milja.
- That's exactly right. - [Pamela] Woah! What? - [Pirjo] Help, I can't...
Number three.
- Number three is... Number three is Jami. - Hmph!
- Exactly right. - [Pamela] Hey!
Joonas, number twelve.
Number twelve is... Number twelve is Iiris.
- [Jaakko] Come on! - [Pamela & Pirjo] Whaaat?!
[Jaakko] Go ahead, have a seat.
I remembered all of the previous ones, too.
And we're here at the end of the line! Our brains are getting emptier by the second.
[Pamela] Wait, did you really...?
- Pirjo, it's your turn now. - Yes.
- If you're up for it. - Yep. - Good.
- Num… You can get up. - Oh, right.
Number four.
Kaarlo.
- That's correct. - No way!
[Pamela] Pirjo! Wow!
- [Eero] I don't want to. - [Jaakko] Then... Pirjo...
- [Mikko] Of course you remember the easy ones. - [Eero] Right! - Pirjo, number one.
Help.
Oh, no. No, wait... Yeah, yeah.
Wait.
What was it?! I can't remem...
I know this is wrong, but Arttu.
- No, it's not Arttu. - I still have a chance. I'm sorry. I... Yeah.
- Next up, number ten. - Karoliina.
You had that one on the shelf. Exactly right. [idiom, "ready at hand"]
I picked a few names and a few numbers that I knew I could get right if I had to guess them.
- Well done! - Yeah!
Good job. And that was that.
Thanks to the contestants, and thank you, our assistants!
- [Pamela] Thank you! - [Pilvi] Thank you so much.
[Pirjo] VILLE! For a long time after this, I'll...
Thank you, dear friends. That was... those were...
Great attempts.
Joonas, I was surprised. You got all of them correct quite expertly.
- Yeah. - Did you use a mnemonic? - A few.
But that went well. Was it difficult?
- Lovely. - [Mikko] So difficult.
It was just that the more time it takes, like when Pirjo was last up, there's the fear that your mind will go empty.
Exactly. And I'd like to request that the Taskmaster take that into account.
We'll do it like this: The Taskmaster will take it into account.
And well do it like this: We'll distribute the points according to how many you got correct.
So, Joonas gets three.
Pirjo and Eero, two. And Mikko and Pamela, one point.
And... then.
Tonight's most important question: Who won this episode?
After all of the tasks, the one who managed to gather the most points is...
Pir... Pam... Mi...
- EERO! - YESSSSS!
[Jaakko] Congratulations, Eero!
- Thanks to all the contestants. - [Pamela] Such gifts!
Thank you, Mikko Penttilä. Thank you, Jenni Kokander. Thank you to all of you viewers at home.
This has been Suurmestari.
[Pamela] So, what kind of prizes did you get?
English translation by u/yellowrainboot Proofreading and sync by u/chequedummy
Original Finnish subs: Maaret Dufva Iyuno Additional transcription by u/yellowrainboot