1 00:00:02,800 --> 00:00:04,400 This was a mistake! 2 00:00:04,440 --> 00:00:05,680 Shut up! Pardon? 3 00:00:05,720 --> 00:00:06,720 HONKS HORN 4 00:00:10,280 --> 00:00:12,200 Oh! 5 00:00:14,560 --> 00:00:16,880 You're mad. 6 00:00:16,920 --> 00:00:18,240 Wow. 7 00:00:18,280 --> 00:00:19,400 SHE GIGGLES NERVOUSLY 8 00:00:21,680 --> 00:00:22,680 ALEX PLAYS THE FRENCH HORN 9 00:00:25,080 --> 00:00:27,080 APPLAUSE 10 00:00:27,120 --> 00:00:30,120 This programme contains strong language and adult humour 11 00:00:34,760 --> 00:00:36,800 Hello, thank you. 12 00:00:36,840 --> 00:00:37,880 I'm Greg Davies. 13 00:00:37,920 --> 00:00:41,040 Welcome to this brand-new series of Taskmaster. 14 00:00:44,800 --> 00:00:47,920 I have never felt so full of hope. 15 00:00:47,960 --> 00:00:50,640 The tasks are new, the contestants are new. 16 00:00:50,680 --> 00:00:54,080 And whilst I was enjoying my single origin espresso this morning, 17 00:00:54,120 --> 00:00:55,600 they were being shaved down 18 00:00:55,640 --> 00:00:59,480 and put through our 12-point hygiene programme, ready for battle. 19 00:00:59,520 --> 00:01:01,200 So they all smell just great... 20 00:01:01,240 --> 00:01:02,400 ..for now. 21 00:01:02,440 --> 00:01:04,360 So let's meet the new recruits, 22 00:01:04,400 --> 00:01:08,600 ready to risk it all to take home daddy's golden head. 23 00:01:08,640 --> 00:01:10,520 HE LAUGHS 24 00:01:10,560 --> 00:01:13,320 "Daddy's golden head of destiny" is 25 00:01:13,360 --> 00:01:16,240 a sentence I forgot I wrote. 26 00:01:16,280 --> 00:01:21,600 Please welcome, Fatiha El-Ghorri, 27 00:01:21,640 --> 00:01:24,680 Jason Mantzoukas, 28 00:01:24,720 --> 00:01:27,440 Mathew Baynton, 29 00:01:27,480 --> 00:01:30,000 Rosie Ramsey, 30 00:01:30,040 --> 00:01:33,480 and Stevie Martin. 31 00:01:33,520 --> 00:01:35,600 And next to me, a man who is 32 00:01:35,640 --> 00:01:38,200 a lifelong supporter of Liverpool football club 33 00:01:38,240 --> 00:01:40,640 and tells me that the only downside to that 34 00:01:40,680 --> 00:01:42,560 is meeting the other fans, 35 00:01:42,600 --> 00:01:47,280 who he finds to be universally stupid and physically disgusting. 36 00:01:49,360 --> 00:01:51,320 HE SQUEAKS It's little Alex Horne! 37 00:01:55,240 --> 00:01:57,320 Hello, everyone. 38 00:01:57,360 --> 00:02:00,080 I've designed for episode one a brand-new magic trick! 39 00:02:00,120 --> 00:02:02,120 And I know you love magic, Greg. I love magic. 40 00:02:02,160 --> 00:02:03,800 Well, you're going to love this magic trick, it's called 41 00:02:03,840 --> 00:02:04,880 the magic pen. 42 00:02:04,920 --> 00:02:07,320 It looks like an ordinary pen... Mm-hm. 43 00:02:07,360 --> 00:02:11,160 ..but I've signed it using the pen. 44 00:02:11,200 --> 00:02:13,000 How? 45 00:02:13,040 --> 00:02:15,360 I'll tell you how... Magic! 46 00:02:15,400 --> 00:02:16,440 DRAMATIC MUSIC 47 00:02:16,480 --> 00:02:19,320 MYSTERIOUS VOICE: Magic... 48 00:02:19,360 --> 00:02:20,440 A magic pen. 49 00:02:20,480 --> 00:02:21,840 How's it done? 50 00:02:21,880 --> 00:02:24,040 I know what you're thinking, maybe I've used a second pen? 51 00:02:24,080 --> 00:02:26,920 Well, look, here is another pen, also signed. 52 00:02:26,960 --> 00:02:27,960 How?! 53 00:02:28,000 --> 00:02:29,960 I'll tell you how... Magic. 54 00:02:30,000 --> 00:02:32,480 DRAMATIC MUSIC Magic... 55 00:02:32,520 --> 00:02:35,720 Could there be another pen? Yes, but also signed. 56 00:02:35,760 --> 00:02:36,760 Magic! 57 00:02:36,800 --> 00:02:39,120 Yeah, I know the man well and I wouldn't be surprised 58 00:02:39,160 --> 00:02:40,800 if there's a fourth pen. 59 00:02:40,840 --> 00:02:41,840 HE WHISPERS 60 00:02:41,880 --> 00:02:43,120 Magic. 61 00:02:43,160 --> 00:02:44,240 Magic! 62 00:02:45,360 --> 00:02:46,360 I'm quite impressed. 63 00:02:46,400 --> 00:02:48,080 I don't think you'd go to a fifth, though. 64 00:02:48,120 --> 00:02:50,080 I did, actually, and I couldn't work out how to get it on this one. 65 00:02:50,120 --> 00:02:52,440 I just couldn't... I don't know, that's the magic trick. 66 00:02:52,480 --> 00:02:55,200 An auspicious beginning to a new season. 67 00:02:55,240 --> 00:02:56,640 Series, Jason. 68 00:02:59,840 --> 00:03:02,880 I'm with him, you're a guest in this country. 69 00:03:02,920 --> 00:03:05,360 You'll learn our ways by hook or crook, young man. 70 00:03:07,440 --> 00:03:10,360 OK, let's have our first Prize Task category, please. 71 00:03:10,400 --> 00:03:12,240 OK, and we're starting the series with 72 00:03:12,280 --> 00:03:16,080 the object that reminds you of school the most, in a good way. 73 00:03:16,120 --> 00:03:18,760 Hmm. We all know Greg used to be a teacher, 74 00:03:18,800 --> 00:03:21,200 we also know Greg has played teachers on TV, 75 00:03:21,240 --> 00:03:24,160 and as the Taskmaster, he's sort of like a headteacher. 76 00:03:24,200 --> 00:03:26,120 So, yes, Greg's got range. 77 00:03:26,160 --> 00:03:27,600 Five points... 78 00:03:27,640 --> 00:03:29,440 I've not got range? 79 00:03:30,480 --> 00:03:32,360 I'm amazed you're in showbiz. 80 00:03:34,120 --> 00:03:36,680 You should be at most an assistant bank manager. 81 00:03:39,880 --> 00:03:41,920 So five points will be gifted to the bringer of 82 00:03:41,960 --> 00:03:43,440 the item Greg likes best 83 00:03:43,480 --> 00:03:46,200 and the winner of the episode will take home all five prizes in 84 00:03:46,240 --> 00:03:48,920 a great big school satchel. Peace out, man. 85 00:03:48,960 --> 00:03:52,080 OK, Fatiha, welcome to Taskmaster, what have you brought me? 86 00:03:52,120 --> 00:03:54,440 So I brought in a golf club. 87 00:03:54,480 --> 00:03:55,720 Here it is. 88 00:03:55,760 --> 00:03:58,040 That reminds her of school the most, in a good way. 89 00:03:58,080 --> 00:03:59,800 As a kid I used to be really naughty. 90 00:03:59,840 --> 00:04:02,400 And my mum had enough so she came up the school 91 00:04:02,440 --> 00:04:04,000 and she goes to the teacher, 92 00:04:04,040 --> 00:04:06,440 "If Fatiha keeps on playing up, hit her." 93 00:04:06,480 --> 00:04:08,040 And then he got this thing 94 00:04:08,080 --> 00:04:11,120 and he put it as if he's going to do a golf move and then... 95 00:04:11,160 --> 00:04:12,440 And he would hit you with a golf club? 96 00:04:12,480 --> 00:04:14,800 No, he would pretend to. Are you mad? 97 00:04:14,840 --> 00:04:16,000 Am I mad? 98 00:04:17,960 --> 00:04:19,040 No, he would pretend to, 99 00:04:19,080 --> 00:04:21,280 so he'd, like, try to scare me into being a good girl. 100 00:04:21,320 --> 00:04:24,520 So the thing that you've brought in that reminds you of school in 101 00:04:24,560 --> 00:04:27,720 a good way is a golf club that your teacher used to threaten you with? 102 00:04:27,760 --> 00:04:30,000 Yeah, cos I never got hit, so that's a good thing. 103 00:04:30,040 --> 00:04:32,240 Ah! 104 00:04:32,280 --> 00:04:33,360 The glass is half full. 105 00:04:34,600 --> 00:04:35,600 Jason, 106 00:04:35,640 --> 00:04:37,960 what thing did you bring in to represent the good times? 107 00:04:38,000 --> 00:04:41,720 This, for me, was something that was ubiquitous in my high school. 108 00:04:41,760 --> 00:04:44,880 It is a map, but it's the kind of map that was mounted on 109 00:04:44,920 --> 00:04:47,960 the blackboard that you pulled down like this. Ooh! Oh, sweet. 110 00:04:48,000 --> 00:04:50,520 Right? See, I thought you might like that. Here it is. 111 00:04:50,560 --> 00:04:52,400 Ah. Ah, yeah. Nice. 112 00:04:52,440 --> 00:04:54,400 I mean, how satisfying is that? 113 00:04:54,440 --> 00:04:57,800 That's nice. If I could just imagine myself in the world... 114 00:04:57,840 --> 00:05:00,720 So your childhood imagination just soared? 115 00:05:00,760 --> 00:05:04,760 Just wishing that I could get out and get here onto this stage. 116 00:05:04,800 --> 00:05:08,640 Wow. It's both heart warming and tragic. 117 00:05:08,680 --> 00:05:09,720 Who's next? 118 00:05:09,760 --> 00:05:11,880 Oh, I've got some...I've got some facts about America if you want? 119 00:05:11,920 --> 00:05:14,040 No, thanks. OK. 120 00:05:14,080 --> 00:05:15,320 Mathew? 121 00:05:15,360 --> 00:05:19,520 I have brought the TV trolley. 122 00:05:19,560 --> 00:05:21,560 Oh, yes. 123 00:05:21,600 --> 00:05:23,560 Another blinding move. He's won, yeah. 124 00:05:23,600 --> 00:05:25,320 It's just the sweet nostalgia. 125 00:05:25,360 --> 00:05:28,160 When this bad boy came out, you knew you were in 126 00:05:28,200 --> 00:05:32,480 for 45 minutes of watching a probably late '70s, 127 00:05:32,520 --> 00:05:36,680 early '80s, old episode of Equinox. 128 00:05:36,720 --> 00:05:38,120 Yes. 129 00:05:38,160 --> 00:05:41,440 Some science documentary, and you would ignore the educational content 130 00:05:41,480 --> 00:05:44,320 and you would just be sort of laughing at the fashion. 131 00:05:44,360 --> 00:05:46,920 Well, having been a teacher, I can give you a bit of 132 00:05:46,960 --> 00:05:49,480 a glance behind the magician's curtain here. 133 00:05:49,520 --> 00:05:51,440 Because normally you would see the film or 134 00:05:51,480 --> 00:05:52,800 the documentary on a Friday, 135 00:05:52,840 --> 00:05:54,600 and the reason for that is the teachers had all been to 136 00:05:54,640 --> 00:05:56,120 the pub. 137 00:05:56,160 --> 00:05:58,920 And I'm proud to tell you, I did a five-pint-lunch. 138 00:06:00,200 --> 00:06:01,440 No. 139 00:06:03,600 --> 00:06:04,640 Every Friday? 140 00:06:04,680 --> 00:06:07,320 And it was Guinness too, so I was heavy. 141 00:06:10,000 --> 00:06:11,280 Thank you, I like your trolley. 142 00:06:11,320 --> 00:06:13,240 I mean I've got to say, the golf club's looking 143 00:06:13,280 --> 00:06:14,520 less and less appealing. 144 00:06:16,960 --> 00:06:18,440 Rosie, welcome. Thank you. 145 00:06:18,480 --> 00:06:19,560 What have you brought in? 146 00:06:19,600 --> 00:06:21,200 I've brought my school dinner. 147 00:06:21,240 --> 00:06:22,880 Oh... 148 00:06:22,920 --> 00:06:24,880 So that's chicken with gravy. 149 00:06:24,920 --> 00:06:26,720 Is it? 150 00:06:26,760 --> 00:06:29,760 Gravy should not stand up. 151 00:06:29,800 --> 00:06:32,920 JASON: What's all the way to the left, next to the brown turd? 152 00:06:32,960 --> 00:06:34,320 Oh, that's stuffing. 153 00:06:34,360 --> 00:06:37,000 STEVIE: The dessert is on the same thing as the main... Yeah. 154 00:06:37,040 --> 00:06:38,400 ..so a pea could go in your... 155 00:06:38,440 --> 00:06:40,920 That's all right, it all goes in the same stomach. OK. 156 00:06:40,960 --> 00:06:42,120 That's bold. 157 00:06:42,160 --> 00:06:43,280 This is good. 158 00:06:43,320 --> 00:06:45,360 Stevie, school, good times? 159 00:06:45,400 --> 00:06:47,480 No, but I found like a sort of 160 00:06:47,520 --> 00:06:51,840 cultural cache in my school, which involves the Prize Task. 161 00:06:51,880 --> 00:06:54,200 Write "cultural cache" down. Yes. 162 00:06:54,240 --> 00:06:56,880 Is it hold it down to get the E acute? 163 00:06:59,440 --> 00:07:01,240 Stay with me. 164 00:07:01,280 --> 00:07:03,080 Yeah, yeah, um... 165 00:07:03,120 --> 00:07:04,200 It is. 166 00:07:08,600 --> 00:07:11,600 Um, so scented gel pens. Oh. 167 00:07:11,640 --> 00:07:15,040 So what people would do is draw their name for 168 00:07:15,080 --> 00:07:17,240 the person they were going out with, and then everyone would 169 00:07:17,280 --> 00:07:20,280 just walk around smelling the back of their hand all day. Yeah. 170 00:07:20,320 --> 00:07:23,520 But the cultural cache was that my name begins with "S" so I could do 171 00:07:23,560 --> 00:07:25,760 the Superman S thing which was... Ah, that's nice. 172 00:07:25,800 --> 00:07:28,280 Do you know the Superman S thing? Yeah. Yes, of course. 173 00:07:28,320 --> 00:07:29,480 OK. 174 00:07:29,520 --> 00:07:32,080 You said that you were in the '70s, or something, I don't know. 175 00:07:32,120 --> 00:07:34,200 Oh, they had Superman, didn't they, in the '70s? 176 00:07:34,240 --> 00:07:35,840 Yeah, they did. 177 00:07:37,000 --> 00:07:38,120 I'm not Victorian. 178 00:07:38,160 --> 00:07:40,400 Sorry...sorry, yes, yes. 179 00:07:40,440 --> 00:07:41,920 Five objects there, Greg. 180 00:07:41,960 --> 00:07:44,600 What reminds you of school in the least good way out of them? 181 00:07:44,640 --> 00:07:47,320 Well, obviously being hit with a golf club. 182 00:07:47,360 --> 00:07:49,040 One point to Fatiha, well done, we're off the mark. 183 00:07:49,080 --> 00:07:50,400 I mean, I guess I have to judge it on 184 00:07:50,440 --> 00:07:52,160 the things that make me go "Ah" the most, so I have 185 00:07:52,200 --> 00:07:53,280 to give Stevie two points 186 00:07:53,320 --> 00:07:55,320 because gel pens are a little bit new for me. 187 00:07:55,360 --> 00:07:56,400 Two to Stevie. 188 00:07:56,440 --> 00:07:58,600 Three to the school dinner. OK. 189 00:07:58,640 --> 00:08:01,880 Uh, for no other reason than we need to move on. OK. 190 00:08:01,920 --> 00:08:03,240 And, uh... 191 00:08:03,280 --> 00:08:04,600 I love the VHS trolley 192 00:08:04,640 --> 00:08:07,920 but it also slightly reminds me of my own teaching days. 193 00:08:07,960 --> 00:08:09,600 And I love the romance of the map. 194 00:08:09,640 --> 00:08:11,440 So five points to Jason, four points to Mathew. 195 00:08:11,480 --> 00:08:16,520 There we go. Well done, Jason Mantzouka. Five points. 196 00:08:16,560 --> 00:08:17,800 Right, let's get going. 197 00:08:17,840 --> 00:08:19,960 OK, well, hands down 198 00:08:20,000 --> 00:08:22,840 and heads up as we kick off proceedings in the lab. 199 00:08:36,840 --> 00:08:38,600 Hello, hello, hello. 200 00:08:38,640 --> 00:08:41,960 Fancy seeing you here. 201 00:08:42,000 --> 00:08:43,280 Jason. 202 00:08:43,320 --> 00:08:44,400 Alex. 203 00:08:47,080 --> 00:08:50,240 Hi. Excellent entrance. Thank you. 204 00:08:52,000 --> 00:08:53,200 Oh! 205 00:08:55,800 --> 00:08:57,360 Is this the lab? 206 00:08:59,360 --> 00:09:02,080 Wait, am I in the wrong room? 207 00:09:02,120 --> 00:09:05,120 It's the lab, innit? 208 00:09:05,160 --> 00:09:09,720 Bit weird. Can we read this? I'm not wasting any time. Right. 209 00:09:09,760 --> 00:09:11,240 Hello. Stevie. 210 00:09:11,280 --> 00:09:12,480 Yes. Did you get lost? 211 00:09:12,520 --> 00:09:14,720 I went to the wrong room. 212 00:09:14,760 --> 00:09:18,440 Let's go. 213 00:09:18,480 --> 00:09:20,520 Put your hands on the hands, 214 00:09:20,560 --> 00:09:24,080 shut your eyes and keep them shut until you hear the whistle. 215 00:09:24,120 --> 00:09:26,400 Your time starts now. Put your hands on the hands? 216 00:09:26,440 --> 00:09:30,080 Yes, please. Oh, I'm scared. OK. 217 00:09:33,680 --> 00:09:35,880 Are they shut? Yeah, they're shut. 218 00:09:35,920 --> 00:09:37,240 Marvellous. 219 00:09:37,280 --> 00:09:40,440 OK, what? 220 00:09:40,480 --> 00:09:42,160 Oi, don't make me look silly, innit. 221 00:09:42,200 --> 00:09:44,440 I wouldn't dream of it. 222 00:09:44,480 --> 00:09:45,920 Wow. 223 00:09:48,600 --> 00:09:49,640 WHISTLE 224 00:09:49,680 --> 00:09:52,440 Can I open my eyes now? Yes, if you've heard the whistle. 225 00:09:54,440 --> 00:09:56,240 Ah! 226 00:09:56,280 --> 00:10:00,560 Ha-ha-ha! What...what is in there? 227 00:10:00,600 --> 00:10:02,520 Yeah, that's what I thought, 228 00:10:02,560 --> 00:10:03,720 two jars of piss. 229 00:10:05,360 --> 00:10:07,520 You can pop your glasses on again, if you want? 230 00:10:07,560 --> 00:10:09,520 Son of a bitch. 231 00:10:09,560 --> 00:10:11,360 OK, you can read the next part of the task now. 232 00:10:11,400 --> 00:10:13,960 Oh, you're taking the mick. How am I going to do that? 233 00:10:16,320 --> 00:10:17,960 Oh, I hate this. 234 00:10:18,000 --> 00:10:21,560 Pour all the vinegar into the fish tank. 235 00:10:21,600 --> 00:10:22,600 Fastest wins. 236 00:10:22,640 --> 00:10:24,680 For every millimetre spilt... 237 00:10:24,720 --> 00:10:26,880 ..one second will be added to your time. 238 00:10:26,920 --> 00:10:29,840 Your time starts when you heard the whistle. OK. 239 00:10:29,880 --> 00:10:31,520 Alex, where's the fish tank? 240 00:10:31,560 --> 00:10:32,960 Let me guess, it's underneath me? 241 00:10:34,800 --> 00:10:37,040 Is that a fish tank? Is this a fish tank? 242 00:10:43,800 --> 00:10:47,840 Good, Fatiha said "Oi, don't make me look stupid, innit." 243 00:10:47,880 --> 00:10:54,120 And all I've written is, you have come to the wrong show, my friend. 244 00:10:54,160 --> 00:10:55,520 No, she was furious from 245 00:10:55,560 --> 00:10:57,960 the moment we said shut your eyes. "Oh, for goodness' sake." 246 00:10:58,000 --> 00:10:59,800 Yeah, that's how I am, honestly. 247 00:10:59,840 --> 00:11:02,280 Once I went to the shop and they ran out of the chocolate I wanted 248 00:11:02,320 --> 00:11:05,240 and I called the police. Yeah. 249 00:11:05,280 --> 00:11:07,400 You reported him cos he hadn't kept up to speed 250 00:11:07,440 --> 00:11:09,000 with his chocolate supply? Yeah. 251 00:11:09,040 --> 00:11:11,240 Wow. 252 00:11:11,280 --> 00:11:14,720 Well, we begin with Fatiha and Jason... 253 00:11:14,760 --> 00:11:16,640 ..and Mat... 254 00:11:16,680 --> 00:11:17,680 ..and Stevie... 255 00:11:19,000 --> 00:11:21,320 ..and that's it, sorry Rosie, here we go. 256 00:11:26,160 --> 00:11:27,960 Laughing doesn't help. 257 00:11:29,480 --> 00:11:30,840 Oh, I can't... 258 00:11:32,880 --> 00:11:35,040 What happens if it smash... 259 00:11:35,080 --> 00:11:36,080 SHE BREATHES DEEPLY 260 00:11:38,560 --> 00:11:40,160 Ooh. 261 00:11:40,200 --> 00:11:42,160 It's going to take some time. 262 00:11:42,200 --> 00:11:44,880 And I haven't thought through what happens when I get to the edge. 263 00:11:46,840 --> 00:11:48,600 Your fingers bend the wrong way. 264 00:11:48,640 --> 00:11:51,120 Which way up are they? 265 00:11:51,160 --> 00:11:52,640 That's amazing! 266 00:11:52,680 --> 00:11:54,760 Don't start. 267 00:11:54,800 --> 00:11:56,120 Don't start me off. 268 00:11:56,160 --> 00:11:57,440 My assumption is I can... 269 00:11:57,480 --> 00:11:59,240 Wow. Now what? 270 00:12:03,520 --> 00:12:04,520 Come on, you. 271 00:12:06,880 --> 00:12:08,280 Why are you laughing, bro? 272 00:12:14,960 --> 00:12:16,120 OK. 273 00:12:20,840 --> 00:12:23,720 Right, now we're cooking. 274 00:12:27,480 --> 00:12:28,480 Perfect. 275 00:12:30,240 --> 00:12:31,880 See you in a minute. We're going to follow you. 276 00:12:31,920 --> 00:12:33,600 Course you're going to follow me. 277 00:12:35,680 --> 00:12:37,040 It's all science-y in here. 278 00:12:37,080 --> 00:12:39,480 This season's theme? Science. 279 00:12:39,520 --> 00:12:40,880 Oh, goddamn. 280 00:12:45,480 --> 00:12:46,840 It's probably in the shed. 281 00:12:46,880 --> 00:12:48,840 Fish tank, fish tank, fish tank. 282 00:12:48,880 --> 00:12:50,920 Pour the vinegar in the fish tank. 283 00:12:50,960 --> 00:12:53,560 If I don't find it soon I'm going to drink it. OK. 284 00:12:53,600 --> 00:12:56,160 I'm either going to hate you or I'm going to hate myself. 285 00:12:56,200 --> 00:12:58,360 OK, well, I hope it's you in a way. 286 00:12:58,400 --> 00:12:59,920 This is a tank. 287 00:12:59,960 --> 00:13:01,160 No, it's not a tank. 288 00:13:01,200 --> 00:13:03,800 Well, that's a sub... It's a submarine. Hmm. 289 00:13:03,840 --> 00:13:06,120 All right, have I lost my mind? 290 00:13:10,080 --> 00:13:13,960 Oh, you're taking the piss, bruv. What's this? 291 00:13:14,000 --> 00:13:15,280 What does it look like? 292 00:13:15,320 --> 00:13:18,600 You fucking assholes. 293 00:13:18,640 --> 00:13:21,960 Wait, oh! Fish tank! 294 00:13:30,520 --> 00:13:32,120 Oh, fuck. 295 00:13:32,160 --> 00:13:34,880 I just spilt some. 296 00:13:34,920 --> 00:13:36,360 This is pouring everywhere. 297 00:13:38,480 --> 00:13:41,760 Oh, OK, OK, I don't like that. 298 00:13:41,800 --> 00:13:43,080 Son of a bitch. 299 00:13:47,280 --> 00:13:48,480 Thank you. 300 00:13:48,520 --> 00:13:50,440 Oh, this is good. 301 00:13:50,480 --> 00:13:51,600 OK. 302 00:13:51,640 --> 00:13:52,800 All the vinegar's in the fish tank? 303 00:13:52,840 --> 00:13:54,640 Yeah, yeah, it is. I've stopped the clock. 304 00:13:54,680 --> 00:13:56,640 Done. Whoa! That was exciting. 305 00:13:56,680 --> 00:13:57,680 Yeah, for you. 306 00:13:57,720 --> 00:14:00,800 You're not the one that smells like a chip shop now, innit. 307 00:14:00,840 --> 00:14:03,080 Have I gone past it and just not seen it? 308 00:14:03,120 --> 00:14:05,480 I genuinely don't know, I can't imagine so. 309 00:14:05,520 --> 00:14:08,440 You genuinely don't know? 310 00:14:08,480 --> 00:14:09,480 Bullshit. 311 00:14:13,640 --> 00:14:16,320 Just doing laps now. 312 00:14:18,120 --> 00:14:19,200 I'm going back in here. 313 00:14:23,680 --> 00:14:25,760 Fuck off! 314 00:14:25,800 --> 00:14:28,520 Hi, Mathew, did you find the fish tank? 315 00:14:28,560 --> 00:14:30,200 Yeah. Found the fish tank? 316 00:14:30,240 --> 00:14:34,960 You remember I said I'd either hate myself or you? Yeah. 317 00:14:35,000 --> 00:14:36,040 It's you. 318 00:14:44,240 --> 00:14:47,960 It seems that we have a very angry cohort already this year. 319 00:14:48,000 --> 00:14:49,840 Mathew ran around a garden. 320 00:14:49,880 --> 00:14:52,800 What were you thinking when you were just running round the garden? 321 00:14:52,840 --> 00:14:54,280 Uh, looking for a fish tank. 322 00:14:56,200 --> 00:14:59,640 And then when you did find it, you were very angry. Yeah. 323 00:14:59,680 --> 00:15:01,520 What, were you angry at the pun? 324 00:15:01,560 --> 00:15:04,040 Yeah. Yeah. 325 00:15:04,080 --> 00:15:06,560 I think that's what we all got. I think collectively. 326 00:15:06,600 --> 00:15:07,800 Fairly, I agree with. 327 00:15:07,840 --> 00:15:10,280 No, I mean, it was irritating. So irritating. 328 00:15:10,320 --> 00:15:14,320 Stevie, I was quite fascinated by you suddenly shouting that if 329 00:15:14,360 --> 00:15:16,600 you didn't find the tank soon, you were going 330 00:15:16,640 --> 00:15:17,720 to drink the liquid. 331 00:15:17,760 --> 00:15:21,840 Especially as in the early part, you'd identified it as piss. 332 00:15:21,880 --> 00:15:24,080 It was quite dehydrating, the process. 333 00:15:24,120 --> 00:15:28,680 And also as well, I just completely ignored the two jar lids. 334 00:15:28,720 --> 00:15:30,360 It messes with your brain, doesn't it? Yeah. 335 00:15:30,400 --> 00:15:32,200 You learn this is the stuff that he loves. Yeah. 336 00:15:32,240 --> 00:15:36,840 He sits at home going "Ooh-oh-oh!". 337 00:15:38,280 --> 00:15:40,840 And I can tell you that so far, the person who's doing 338 00:15:40,880 --> 00:15:42,320 the best in the task is Stevie. 339 00:15:42,360 --> 00:15:44,920 You did seven minutes 42, and you didn't spill anything. 340 00:15:44,960 --> 00:15:48,320 Mat didn't spill anything either, took 12 minutes, three seconds. 341 00:15:48,360 --> 00:15:50,000 Looked worse than that but because of the lack of spillage, 342 00:15:50,040 --> 00:15:51,080 you were fine. 343 00:15:51,120 --> 00:15:52,960 Jason, you were much quicker but your 344 00:15:53,000 --> 00:15:56,280 millilitres or spill-ilitres, you could call them spill-ilitres... 345 00:15:56,320 --> 00:15:58,200 Let's not do that. 346 00:15:58,240 --> 00:16:00,560 ..tipped you over to 17 minutes, 29. I'm so sorry. 347 00:16:00,600 --> 00:16:02,400 Because I was "penna-lised" for spilling? 348 00:16:02,440 --> 00:16:06,040 "PE-nalised", and Fatiha you were... Yeah, yeah. 349 00:16:06,080 --> 00:16:07,400 And Fatiha, ten minutes, 12. 350 00:16:07,440 --> 00:16:09,720 But we're not going to find out how Rosie's done till after the break. 351 00:16:09,760 --> 00:16:11,840 Oh! Oh, that builds the tension. 352 00:16:11,880 --> 00:16:13,560 It must be really shit. 353 00:16:15,480 --> 00:16:16,960 Go on, then, off you pop. 354 00:16:17,000 --> 00:16:19,000 I said it's break time - go! 355 00:16:29,640 --> 00:16:30,800 Hello! 356 00:16:30,840 --> 00:16:32,200 Welcome back to Taskmaster. 357 00:16:32,240 --> 00:16:34,760 Our first task is under way and the new contestants 358 00:16:34,800 --> 00:16:37,800 have been trying to pour all of their vinegar into a fish tank. 359 00:16:37,840 --> 00:16:41,360 A fish tank which turned out to be a tank driven by a fish. 360 00:16:41,400 --> 00:16:44,120 It's clever, it's funny and it winds Greg up. 361 00:16:44,160 --> 00:16:45,760 Tick, tick, tick. 362 00:16:45,800 --> 00:16:49,040 For every millilitre spilt, one second will be added to their time. 363 00:16:49,080 --> 00:16:51,640 Rosie has watched all of her rivals' attempts 364 00:16:51,680 --> 00:16:53,800 and now she has to watch herself back knowing 365 00:16:53,840 --> 00:16:56,960 what's happened before her. So good luck, Rosie. 366 00:17:03,960 --> 00:17:05,480 Hmm. 367 00:17:05,520 --> 00:17:07,320 Well done. 368 00:17:07,360 --> 00:17:09,240 Can I go in here? OK. 369 00:17:09,280 --> 00:17:10,480 Fish tank... 370 00:17:13,920 --> 00:17:15,080 How's it going, Rosie? 371 00:17:15,120 --> 00:17:18,520 Um, it's...I'm...no, I haven't found anything yet. 372 00:17:18,560 --> 00:17:20,000 This is a bath. 373 00:17:21,080 --> 00:17:23,160 It's a...that's not a fish tank. 374 00:17:23,200 --> 00:17:26,760 I don't think... I've not seen a fish tank anywhere. 375 00:17:28,640 --> 00:17:29,800 Nah. 376 00:17:29,840 --> 00:17:31,840 I'm just looking for a fish tank. 377 00:17:31,880 --> 00:17:33,680 Anything could be a fish tank, really, couldn't it? 378 00:17:33,720 --> 00:17:34,880 OK. 379 00:17:40,520 --> 00:17:43,720 Is that a fish tank or a jar? 380 00:17:43,760 --> 00:17:45,040 It's a jar, isn't it? 381 00:17:49,080 --> 00:17:51,880 Do you want me to stop the clock, Rosie? Yeah, stop the clock. 382 00:17:51,920 --> 00:17:53,720 OK, bye. OK, bye. Watch them fish. 383 00:17:58,680 --> 00:18:00,640 I mean, should I disqualify you or not? 384 00:18:00,680 --> 00:18:02,200 No! What? 385 00:18:03,920 --> 00:18:05,080 It's not a fish tank. 386 00:18:05,120 --> 00:18:06,640 Do you want me to tell you the definition of a fish tank? 387 00:18:06,680 --> 00:18:09,920 I do want you to tell me. Well, it's a tank driven by a fish... 388 00:18:12,160 --> 00:18:15,160 ..or a transparent container of water in which live fish 389 00:18:15,200 --> 00:18:17,320 and other water creatures and plants are kept. 390 00:18:17,360 --> 00:18:19,240 But I thought outside the box. 391 00:18:19,280 --> 00:18:21,720 She did think outside the box. I did think outside the box. 392 00:18:21,760 --> 00:18:23,720 Well, shall I tell you the times? And you can decide what to do. 393 00:18:23,760 --> 00:18:25,640 Stevie was the quickest with 7.42, 394 00:18:25,680 --> 00:18:28,240 then Fatiha, ten minutes, Mat, 12 minutes, 395 00:18:28,280 --> 00:18:30,400 Rosie was 15 and a half minutes. 396 00:18:30,440 --> 00:18:32,000 OK. Didn't spill a drop. 397 00:18:32,040 --> 00:18:35,360 Jason, cos of his spillage was 17 minutes, 29. 398 00:18:35,400 --> 00:18:38,600 If it had been a normal fish tank, then I would be penalising Rosie but 399 00:18:38,640 --> 00:18:40,240 because it was a stupid play on words, 400 00:18:40,280 --> 00:18:41,880 I'm going to allow her fish tank. 401 00:18:44,320 --> 00:18:46,720 Well done. Yay! Yes! 402 00:18:46,760 --> 00:18:50,200 OK, so you're saying that Jason comes last, one point. 403 00:18:50,240 --> 00:18:51,720 Two points to Rosie, three to Mat, 404 00:18:51,760 --> 00:18:55,000 four to Fatiha, but Stevie gets the full five points! 405 00:18:58,480 --> 00:19:00,840 Let's have our first scoreboard, please. 406 00:19:00,880 --> 00:19:08,480 Joint leaders with seven points are Mat and Stevie. 407 00:19:08,520 --> 00:19:11,000 What's next, my cylindrical little piglet? 408 00:19:12,680 --> 00:19:13,960 Don't mind that. 409 00:19:14,000 --> 00:19:15,840 Backwards and forwards thing cool 410 00:19:15,880 --> 00:19:18,200 a doing involves task next this Greg well. 411 00:19:18,240 --> 00:19:19,480 Oh, God. 412 00:19:32,520 --> 00:19:33,880 You look very cool. 413 00:19:33,920 --> 00:19:35,960 I know. 414 00:19:36,000 --> 00:19:37,400 You look nice. 415 00:19:37,440 --> 00:19:39,160 I look...? 416 00:19:39,200 --> 00:19:40,480 Cool? 417 00:19:42,120 --> 00:19:43,720 Cool guy. 418 00:19:43,760 --> 00:19:45,760 Thank you. 419 00:19:45,800 --> 00:19:48,400 If you could use one word to describe me, what would it be? 420 00:19:48,440 --> 00:19:49,680 Ridiculous. Oh. 421 00:19:51,520 --> 00:19:53,440 Not what I was hoping for. 422 00:19:53,480 --> 00:19:55,520 "Do something really cool. 423 00:19:55,560 --> 00:19:58,160 "You have a maximum of ten minutes. 424 00:19:58,200 --> 00:20:00,680 "Your time starts now." 425 00:20:03,400 --> 00:20:05,080 Is there a bin? 426 00:20:05,120 --> 00:20:07,320 Cool's sort of not caring. 427 00:20:07,360 --> 00:20:08,880 Yeah, I don't care. 428 00:20:08,920 --> 00:20:12,760 Or is it actually cool to be passionate? 429 00:20:12,800 --> 00:20:15,360 Now, super quick question, can I get on the roof? 430 00:20:15,400 --> 00:20:17,640 I would say you definitely can't do that. 431 00:20:17,680 --> 00:20:19,400 HE SIGHS 432 00:20:19,440 --> 00:20:22,080 Really...? I can't go out into traffic? 433 00:20:22,120 --> 00:20:23,360 No. 434 00:20:23,400 --> 00:20:26,000 Can't get on the roof, can't go on the road. 435 00:20:26,040 --> 00:20:30,720 You know what? Comedy thrives on "yes, and", not "no, but". 436 00:20:30,760 --> 00:20:32,800 It wasn't even "no, but". It was "you definitely can't". 437 00:20:32,840 --> 00:20:34,880 Oh, that's anti-cool. 438 00:20:34,920 --> 00:20:36,520 Oh, OK. 439 00:20:36,560 --> 00:20:38,480 What cool things can you do? 440 00:20:38,520 --> 00:20:41,640 Let's think of cool things I can't do. Right. 441 00:20:41,680 --> 00:20:44,320 And then we try to find something that I can do. 442 00:20:44,360 --> 00:20:47,320 What's cool? What, what is cool? 443 00:20:47,360 --> 00:20:49,120 Lemonade? 444 00:20:49,160 --> 00:20:50,720 Yeah, lemonade is cool. 445 00:20:50,760 --> 00:20:52,080 What do you do that's cool? 446 00:20:52,120 --> 00:20:53,440 Sometimes spit. 447 00:20:53,480 --> 00:20:54,920 Urgh. 448 00:20:56,400 --> 00:20:58,040 What? Yuck. 449 00:20:58,080 --> 00:21:01,080 I'm going to go and get a guitar. 450 00:21:01,120 --> 00:21:02,400 It's time, Horne. 451 00:21:04,480 --> 00:21:06,160 CHEERING AND APPLAUSE 452 00:21:07,840 --> 00:21:08,880 Yeah, happy with that? 453 00:21:08,920 --> 00:21:10,400 Yeah, see you later, mate. Move. 454 00:21:10,440 --> 00:21:12,560 Oh, would...? Actually, would you mind sitting down? So sorry. 455 00:21:12,600 --> 00:21:13,800 Oh, OK, yeah, fine, yeah, sorry. 456 00:21:13,840 --> 00:21:15,640 That's actually rude rather than cool. I know. 457 00:21:15,680 --> 00:21:17,240 Sorry, sorry, sorry. 458 00:21:17,280 --> 00:21:19,480 There is one more thing. 459 00:21:21,200 --> 00:21:22,600 Great. 460 00:21:22,640 --> 00:21:24,400 "Do your cool thing backwards. 461 00:21:24,440 --> 00:21:26,920 "The cool thing backwards, played backwards, 462 00:21:26,960 --> 00:21:31,120 "that looks most like the forwards cool thing, played forwards, 463 00:21:31,160 --> 00:21:32,240 "wins." 464 00:21:32,280 --> 00:21:33,440 Oh... 465 00:21:33,480 --> 00:21:34,800 LAUGHTER 466 00:21:34,840 --> 00:21:37,800 "You have 15 minutes. Your time starts now." 467 00:21:37,840 --> 00:21:39,160 APPLAUSE 468 00:21:44,080 --> 00:21:46,920 Well, I think I speak for all of us when I say I'm looking forward to 469 00:21:46,960 --> 00:21:48,920 Mathew playing a song backwards. 470 00:21:51,200 --> 00:21:52,480 Well, we're going to start with 471 00:21:52,520 --> 00:21:55,840 Martin Stevie doing something cool, backwards. 472 00:21:57,360 --> 00:21:58,440 It's time, Horne. 473 00:22:04,760 --> 00:22:06,800 REVERSED SPEECH: It's time, Horne. 474 00:22:09,320 --> 00:22:10,800 LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE 475 00:22:18,080 --> 00:22:20,560 So that was the footage reversed, obviously. 476 00:22:20,600 --> 00:22:22,640 Oh, was it? Yes. Oh! 477 00:22:22,680 --> 00:22:24,560 Stevie, I'm not one for platitudes, 478 00:22:24,600 --> 00:22:27,240 it might be the single coolest thing I've ever seen. 479 00:22:27,280 --> 00:22:29,880 I enjoyed the addition of the little man popping out of the bin. 480 00:22:32,200 --> 00:22:34,360 I've got no notes. 481 00:22:34,400 --> 00:22:36,640 Fine. It will go downhill, right? 482 00:22:36,680 --> 00:22:39,600 Well, there's Mat playing guitar next, so... Here we go. 483 00:22:42,400 --> 00:22:45,160 I'm Mathew Baynton, and this is Cool. 484 00:22:48,720 --> 00:22:51,600 # Don't let the bad kids get you down 485 00:22:51,640 --> 00:22:54,320 # Turn that big frown upside down 486 00:22:54,360 --> 00:22:56,960 # You'd be a fool 487 00:22:57,000 --> 00:23:00,280 # If you thought that not caring was cool. # 488 00:23:03,680 --> 00:23:05,880 REVERSED SPEECH: Hey, I'm Mathew Baynton. 489 00:23:05,920 --> 00:23:08,960 And this is...Cool. 490 00:23:43,120 --> 00:23:44,760 CHEERING AND APPLAUSE 491 00:23:44,800 --> 00:23:46,560 Pretty looc. 492 00:23:46,600 --> 00:23:48,280 Really looc. 493 00:23:51,080 --> 00:23:54,560 I mean, I thought you were this generation's Morrissey 494 00:23:54,600 --> 00:23:57,720 before I even...before I even saw it reversed. 495 00:23:57,760 --> 00:24:00,920 Quite Eurovision, sort of '70s Eurovision. 496 00:24:00,960 --> 00:24:03,800 It straddles the genres. It does. Yeah. 497 00:24:03,840 --> 00:24:06,240 I mean, if this is the last thing you achieve in your life, 498 00:24:06,280 --> 00:24:08,400 you've done well, I think. 499 00:24:08,440 --> 00:24:09,880 I think it's powerful. 500 00:24:09,920 --> 00:24:11,400 Thank you. Can I get a rewind? 501 00:24:11,440 --> 00:24:14,480 You can, because it's time for Rosie Ramsey. 502 00:24:14,520 --> 00:24:16,600 Can you give me a sick, sick beat? 503 00:24:16,640 --> 00:24:17,800 OK. 504 00:24:17,840 --> 00:24:19,880 ALEX BEATBOXES 505 00:24:28,760 --> 00:24:30,000 LAUGHTER 506 00:24:53,320 --> 00:24:54,400 LAUGHTER 507 00:24:56,360 --> 00:24:57,520 OBJECTS CLATTER 508 00:25:02,440 --> 00:25:03,720 APPLAUSE 509 00:25:07,800 --> 00:25:09,320 I've got kids. Ah, yes. 510 00:25:09,360 --> 00:25:14,160 I actually felt like we were watching CCTV from a secure unit. 511 00:25:17,360 --> 00:25:18,960 Uh, really, uh, really bad. 512 00:25:19,000 --> 00:25:20,280 OK. 513 00:25:22,640 --> 00:25:23,840 And now, as I always say 514 00:25:23,880 --> 00:25:26,840 partway through Alex's and my playful wrestling sessions, 515 00:25:26,880 --> 00:25:28,680 it's time for a break! 516 00:25:28,720 --> 00:25:30,200 CHEERING AND APPLAUSE 517 00:25:38,480 --> 00:25:41,680 Hello. Welcome back to the third part of the show, 518 00:25:41,720 --> 00:25:44,200 where our cool new contestants have to be cool 519 00:25:44,240 --> 00:25:46,160 and then do that cool thing backwards. 520 00:25:46,200 --> 00:25:48,240 Oh, yeah, this guy knows his shiz. 521 00:25:48,280 --> 00:25:51,120 Next up, and good luck guessing what's happening here, Greg, 522 00:25:51,160 --> 00:25:52,760 it's Fatiha's attempt. 523 00:25:54,920 --> 00:26:02,880 REVERSED SPEECH 524 00:26:07,120 --> 00:26:13,760 OMINOUS CHORAL MUSIC 525 00:26:13,800 --> 00:26:15,520 ALEX SPEAKS, REVERSED 526 00:26:30,520 --> 00:26:32,120 LAUGHTER 527 00:26:32,160 --> 00:26:33,920 What the fuck's going on? 528 00:26:33,960 --> 00:26:35,360 LAUGHTER 529 00:26:35,400 --> 00:26:37,280 Do you want to see it going forward? 530 00:26:37,320 --> 00:26:39,960 Well, I need to, cos at the moment I just feel angry. 531 00:26:42,040 --> 00:26:44,240 OK, well, this is the cool thing she did forwards, 532 00:26:44,280 --> 00:26:46,640 then let's see if you understand it after that. 533 00:26:46,680 --> 00:26:50,440 If we get some sweets and then you eat one 534 00:26:50,480 --> 00:26:53,680 and I can tell which one it is by the way you're chewing. 535 00:26:53,720 --> 00:26:56,640 For real, man. For real. I'm not even playing with you. 536 00:26:56,680 --> 00:26:59,320 Well, that's quite cool. I'm so good at that game. 537 00:26:59,360 --> 00:27:00,440 Yeah, go. 538 00:27:05,640 --> 00:27:06,880 It's in. 539 00:27:06,920 --> 00:27:08,680 OK! Right. 540 00:27:08,720 --> 00:27:10,080 Start chewing it. 541 00:27:14,360 --> 00:27:15,560 Is it this? 542 00:27:15,600 --> 00:27:17,040 LAUGHTER 543 00:27:19,040 --> 00:27:20,760 Is it this? 544 00:27:22,240 --> 00:27:23,600 Is it this? 545 00:27:24,680 --> 00:27:26,120 This is not going to plan. 546 00:27:30,120 --> 00:27:32,000 LAUGHTER 547 00:27:32,040 --> 00:27:33,760 Yeah! 548 00:27:33,800 --> 00:27:35,640 I only had seven goes. 549 00:27:35,680 --> 00:27:36,800 And I got it on the eighth. 550 00:27:36,840 --> 00:27:38,000 Wow, pleased? 551 00:27:38,040 --> 00:27:40,360 Yeah, if we were holding hands I would've got it on the first one. 552 00:27:40,400 --> 00:27:41,720 Mm. 553 00:27:41,760 --> 00:27:43,320 APPLAUSE 554 00:27:47,960 --> 00:27:50,200 OK, Fatiha, what's going on here? 555 00:27:50,240 --> 00:27:52,280 Because that's not a known game. 556 00:27:52,320 --> 00:27:55,200 It is. Me and my friend play it all the time and I always win. 557 00:27:55,240 --> 00:27:56,760 Oh, play? Yeah. 558 00:27:56,800 --> 00:27:58,360 What, present tense? 559 00:27:58,400 --> 00:28:00,840 Only with him, cos you have to have a connection. 560 00:28:00,880 --> 00:28:02,160 Do you know why it didn't work? 561 00:28:02,200 --> 00:28:04,560 Because muppet features over there had glasses on. 562 00:28:04,600 --> 00:28:06,360 Oh, so it was Alex's fault. 563 00:28:06,400 --> 00:28:07,640 Yeah, it was. 564 00:28:07,680 --> 00:28:09,640 Why didn't you tell me to take the glasses off? 565 00:28:09,680 --> 00:28:11,440 Cos I thought... LAUGHTER 566 00:28:11,480 --> 00:28:12,720 Shut up! 567 00:28:12,760 --> 00:28:15,640 LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE 568 00:28:19,320 --> 00:28:20,560 Who buys the sweets, do you...? 569 00:28:20,600 --> 00:28:22,840 Any of us. Either... If he doesn't bring them, 570 00:28:22,880 --> 00:28:24,520 do you call the police on him? 571 00:28:26,640 --> 00:28:28,200 APPLAUSE 572 00:28:30,760 --> 00:28:32,560 OK, one left to see, Greg. Yeah. 573 00:28:32,600 --> 00:28:34,400 It's Jason Mantzoukas. 574 00:28:43,320 --> 00:28:45,600 REVERSED SPEECH: Locked...door. 575 00:28:47,680 --> 00:28:49,400 Locked door. 576 00:28:49,440 --> 00:28:51,280 Lock pick set. 577 00:29:01,800 --> 00:29:03,240 You've got 30 seconds. 578 00:29:05,360 --> 00:29:09,240 REVERSED SPEECH: Lock...pick set. 579 00:29:27,320 --> 00:29:28,920 LAUGHTER 580 00:29:28,960 --> 00:29:30,680 Cool! 581 00:29:30,720 --> 00:29:32,760 Looc! 582 00:29:38,560 --> 00:29:40,360 ALEX BLOWS WHISTLE 583 00:29:40,400 --> 00:29:42,680 Huh, pretty cool, right? 584 00:29:42,720 --> 00:29:43,840 It was pretty cool. 585 00:29:43,880 --> 00:29:46,360 Yeah! I mean, what am I, Magnum PI? 586 00:29:46,400 --> 00:29:47,880 Where did they come from? 587 00:29:47,920 --> 00:29:49,000 My bag. 588 00:29:49,040 --> 00:29:50,240 LAUGHTER 589 00:29:50,280 --> 00:29:51,760 APPLAUSE 590 00:29:54,840 --> 00:29:56,640 Undeniably impressive. 591 00:29:56,680 --> 00:29:59,240 I've been side-tracked, though, by when you were asked 592 00:29:59,280 --> 00:30:01,520 where you got the lock picking set... Yes. 593 00:30:01,560 --> 00:30:05,120 ..um, you replied, "From my bag." Correct. OK. 594 00:30:05,160 --> 00:30:07,200 Who are you? 595 00:30:07,240 --> 00:30:10,120 Well, you might have also heard me say, "Who am I, Magnum PI?" 596 00:30:10,160 --> 00:30:13,160 Because that is where I learned those skills. So... 597 00:30:13,200 --> 00:30:14,960 And I became obsessed with picking locks. So you went... 598 00:30:15,000 --> 00:30:16,480 So I bought a lock pick set. OK. 599 00:30:16,520 --> 00:30:18,440 And you can also buy practice locks... OK, don't... 600 00:30:18,480 --> 00:30:20,360 ..that you can practise... ..don't use this tone 601 00:30:20,400 --> 00:30:21,800 that I'm the fool here. 602 00:30:23,280 --> 00:30:25,120 Listen up, dummy! 603 00:30:25,160 --> 00:30:26,440 Yes, and if you're wondering, 604 00:30:26,480 --> 00:30:29,160 the lock pick set is in my dressing room right now. 605 00:30:29,200 --> 00:30:31,280 Who do you let on this show, bruv? 606 00:30:32,360 --> 00:30:34,280 Says fucking Guess The Sweet. 607 00:30:37,920 --> 00:30:40,400 Well, who's only going to get one point, then? 608 00:30:40,440 --> 00:30:42,400 Well, Fatiha. Correct. What?! 609 00:30:44,120 --> 00:30:45,920 What? 610 00:30:45,960 --> 00:30:47,640 I feel like I've dissed Rosie really badly, 611 00:30:47,680 --> 00:30:49,080 but it's probably the least accurate. 612 00:30:49,120 --> 00:30:50,400 Two points for Rosie. 613 00:30:50,440 --> 00:30:52,680 Oh, God. Everybody else was pretty good. 614 00:30:52,720 --> 00:30:54,280 Maybe Jason gets three. 615 00:30:54,320 --> 00:30:56,120 I'm going to make a rogue decision and say that, 616 00:30:56,160 --> 00:30:58,800 because I think that he moved the hearts of the nation 617 00:30:58,840 --> 00:31:00,200 with his beautiful song, 618 00:31:00,240 --> 00:31:02,400 I'm going to give Mathew the five points, and then... 619 00:31:02,440 --> 00:31:04,040 CHEERING AND APPLAUSE 620 00:31:04,080 --> 00:31:05,640 Four to Stevie, five to Mathew. 621 00:31:05,680 --> 00:31:07,480 Incredible. Caring is cool! 622 00:31:09,720 --> 00:31:11,880 I'd like another task, please, little Alex Horne. 623 00:31:11,920 --> 00:31:14,480 OK. Yes, and roll up, roll up. 624 00:31:14,520 --> 00:31:16,200 No, I don't mean reefers, Greg! 625 00:31:16,240 --> 00:31:18,920 I mean it's time... LAUGHTER 626 00:31:18,960 --> 00:31:21,880 ..for the greatest sporting event of all time. 627 00:31:39,840 --> 00:31:41,680 Wow. 628 00:31:41,720 --> 00:31:42,960 Where have you been? 629 00:31:43,000 --> 00:31:45,160 Just been for a little hike around the forest, clearly. 630 00:31:45,200 --> 00:31:46,760 Hmm. 631 00:31:46,800 --> 00:31:48,560 Shall we do it? 632 00:31:48,600 --> 00:31:51,400 Uh, by we I mean me, and you just... 633 00:31:52,680 --> 00:31:54,360 ..stand around. 634 00:31:55,720 --> 00:31:57,960 "Win the Pea Olympics." 635 00:31:58,000 --> 00:31:59,360 "Win the Pealy-mpics." 636 00:32:01,080 --> 00:32:02,760 Pea-lympics. 637 00:32:02,800 --> 00:32:05,240 Well, P-E-A-L-Y. 638 00:32:05,280 --> 00:32:07,560 "Pealy". 639 00:32:07,600 --> 00:32:09,120 M-P-I-C-S, "mpics". 640 00:32:09,160 --> 00:32:10,880 Pealy-mpics. Pealy-mpics. 641 00:32:10,920 --> 00:32:12,880 There are five events. 642 00:32:12,920 --> 00:32:16,480 The top two performers in each event get a medal. 643 00:32:16,520 --> 00:32:19,240 Most medals wins. 644 00:32:19,280 --> 00:32:21,560 Mm-hm. So it doesn't matter if you come first or second, 645 00:32:21,600 --> 00:32:23,080 as long as you come first or second. 646 00:32:23,120 --> 00:32:24,600 All right. Yeah? Yeah. 647 00:32:24,640 --> 00:32:26,600 Ready for the Pealympics? 648 00:32:26,640 --> 00:32:28,440 I... Do I have a choice? 649 00:32:28,480 --> 00:32:29,560 No. 650 00:32:29,600 --> 00:32:30,840 Yeah, exactly. 651 00:32:30,880 --> 00:32:32,360 APPLAUSE 652 00:32:35,440 --> 00:32:37,720 OK. Straight in? Straight in. 653 00:32:37,760 --> 00:32:39,800 Well, first up it is Fatiha 654 00:32:39,840 --> 00:32:41,320 and Mat-iha. 655 00:32:42,360 --> 00:32:44,360 Five events. This is event number one. 656 00:32:45,880 --> 00:32:48,880 Work out which pillow the pea is under... 657 00:32:48,920 --> 00:32:50,680 In the fewest guesses. 658 00:32:50,720 --> 00:32:52,360 You have three minutes. 659 00:32:52,400 --> 00:32:54,160 Well, it could be any of them, couldn't it? 660 00:32:54,200 --> 00:32:55,280 Could be. 661 00:32:55,320 --> 00:32:57,200 I think it's that yellow one. Right. 662 00:32:57,240 --> 00:32:58,560 Chop, chop. It's not under there. 663 00:32:58,600 --> 00:32:59,840 The green one next to it, please. 664 00:32:59,880 --> 00:33:01,560 Right. No. 665 00:33:01,600 --> 00:33:03,920 The order of colours changes around here. 666 00:33:03,960 --> 00:33:05,560 Oh, that's interesting. 667 00:33:05,600 --> 00:33:06,960 Is that arbitrary? 668 00:33:07,000 --> 00:33:08,200 Either is or isn't. 669 00:33:08,240 --> 00:33:10,640 MUTTERS: Two, four, six, eight, ten... 670 00:33:10,680 --> 00:33:12,480 How many are there? 26. 671 00:33:12,520 --> 00:33:13,880 It's a nice number. 672 00:33:13,920 --> 00:33:16,800 Whatever. I don't feel like it makes a difference. 673 00:33:16,840 --> 00:33:19,080 20 seconds to find the pea. 674 00:33:20,880 --> 00:33:22,080 That green one over there. 675 00:33:22,120 --> 00:33:23,520 Er, no. 676 00:33:23,560 --> 00:33:25,480 Two seconds. 677 00:33:25,520 --> 00:33:26,640 AUDIENCE GROANS 678 00:33:26,680 --> 00:33:28,400 WHISTLE BLOWS No sign of the pea. 679 00:33:28,440 --> 00:33:30,120 Well, that was a waste of time. Yeah, I agree. 680 00:33:30,160 --> 00:33:32,720 Right, ready for the second event? Wow. 681 00:33:32,760 --> 00:33:34,280 If you wouldn't mind going back to your spot. 682 00:33:34,320 --> 00:33:36,920 If you don't mind, I'd like to just dwell on the regret. 683 00:33:36,960 --> 00:33:38,240 Yeah. No, that's fine. 684 00:33:39,520 --> 00:33:42,440 "Balance your pea on the highest tower of carrots. 685 00:33:42,480 --> 00:33:43,560 "You have three minutes." 686 00:33:43,600 --> 00:33:44,680 I don't have the pea. 687 00:33:44,720 --> 00:33:45,960 Want me to get you the pea? 688 00:33:46,000 --> 00:33:47,160 There we go. 689 00:33:47,200 --> 00:33:48,520 Oh, you're out of order. 690 00:33:48,560 --> 00:33:50,160 Are you taking one of mine, are you? 691 00:33:50,200 --> 00:33:51,680 I think it counts, doesn't it? 692 00:33:53,200 --> 00:33:54,960 12 seconds left. 693 00:33:59,160 --> 00:34:01,160 Not long now. Two seconds, really. 694 00:34:02,560 --> 00:34:04,160 WHISTLE BLOWS My God! No! 695 00:34:04,200 --> 00:34:05,720 AUDIENCE: Aww! 696 00:34:05,760 --> 00:34:07,080 Event number two is over. 697 00:34:09,440 --> 00:34:10,720 It's a lovely tower. 698 00:34:11,800 --> 00:34:13,360 No pea. 699 00:34:13,400 --> 00:34:14,560 Right, event number three. 700 00:34:14,600 --> 00:34:15,760 OK. 701 00:34:15,800 --> 00:34:18,360 "Catch a pea fired from the pea catapult. 702 00:34:18,400 --> 00:34:20,720 "If you catch a pea in one hand, 703 00:34:20,760 --> 00:34:23,000 "your time is divided by two. 704 00:34:23,040 --> 00:34:24,880 "If you catch a pea in your mouth, 705 00:34:24,920 --> 00:34:26,840 "your time is divided by five." 706 00:34:26,880 --> 00:34:29,120 Good luck, Mathew. 707 00:34:29,160 --> 00:34:30,600 Here they come. 708 00:34:31,880 --> 00:34:33,680 Literally can't see it. 709 00:34:33,720 --> 00:34:34,760 Couldn't see it. 710 00:34:34,800 --> 00:34:36,920 Wait, I can't even see it. 711 00:34:38,920 --> 00:34:40,640 I can't see it! 712 00:34:40,680 --> 00:34:42,520 LAUGHTER 713 00:34:42,560 --> 00:34:43,800 Can you do more than one? 714 00:34:43,840 --> 00:34:45,120 Yeah. 715 00:34:47,600 --> 00:34:48,920 Do it again. 716 00:34:50,240 --> 00:34:53,240 SWEEPING ORCHESTRAL MUSIC 717 00:34:53,280 --> 00:34:54,720 LAUGHTER 718 00:35:03,560 --> 00:35:05,920 Why couldn't you do it with, like, the big beans, 719 00:35:05,960 --> 00:35:07,520 the haricot or whatever they're called? 720 00:35:07,560 --> 00:35:09,920 Why are you getting these? Who's catching these? 721 00:35:09,960 --> 00:35:11,640 I'm not a bird. 722 00:35:11,680 --> 00:35:13,840 Um, if it gets in my hijab, does that count? 723 00:35:13,880 --> 00:35:15,840 Yeah, that counts. I've got loads. 724 00:35:15,880 --> 00:35:17,480 Oh, congratulations. 725 00:35:17,520 --> 00:35:19,080 OK this, this is the last one. 726 00:35:19,120 --> 00:35:20,320 Please. 727 00:35:25,080 --> 00:35:26,600 Is there a pea in your hand? 728 00:35:28,680 --> 00:35:29,920 No. WHISTLE BLOWS 729 00:35:29,960 --> 00:35:32,800 That's the end of event number three. 730 00:35:32,840 --> 00:35:34,960 "Throw a pea the furthest." 731 00:35:35,000 --> 00:35:36,840 Towards the river, please. 732 00:35:36,880 --> 00:35:38,040 So into the wind? 733 00:35:38,080 --> 00:35:39,080 Yeah. 734 00:35:41,400 --> 00:35:42,560 Throw a pea that way? 735 00:35:42,600 --> 00:35:44,600 That... Yeah, it must be in that direction, yeah. 736 00:35:44,640 --> 00:35:46,200 I know you're deranged, right, 737 00:35:46,240 --> 00:35:47,520 so I know I'm going to throw this 738 00:35:47,560 --> 00:35:49,640 and then you're going to make me go and get it. 739 00:35:52,120 --> 00:35:53,840 That's not coming out. 740 00:35:53,880 --> 00:35:55,320 Few practices. 741 00:35:57,440 --> 00:35:58,840 Are you going to actually throw the...? 742 00:35:58,880 --> 00:36:00,360 Yeah. I'm going to throw the real one now. 743 00:36:00,400 --> 00:36:01,520 You've got ten seconds. 744 00:36:05,320 --> 00:36:06,520 It's there. 745 00:36:07,720 --> 00:36:10,600 SHE LAUGHS 746 00:36:10,640 --> 00:36:13,560 "Find your thrown pea the fastest." 747 00:36:13,600 --> 00:36:15,680 "You have a maximum of three minutes. 748 00:36:15,720 --> 00:36:17,640 "Time started when you opened the task!" 749 00:36:17,680 --> 00:36:18,800 Be careful. 750 00:36:18,840 --> 00:36:20,600 Why did I do practices? LAUGHTER 751 00:36:20,640 --> 00:36:22,000 There's my pea, can you see it? 752 00:36:22,040 --> 00:36:23,320 That one's my one. 753 00:36:23,360 --> 00:36:25,360 You've found your pea. Yeah, I did. 754 00:36:25,400 --> 00:36:27,280 Is that it? Yeah, that's it. 755 00:36:27,320 --> 00:36:28,920 You've got two minutes ten. 756 00:36:31,960 --> 00:36:34,240 You're meant to be finding peas, not carrots. 757 00:36:38,280 --> 00:36:39,560 I've stopped the clock. 758 00:36:39,600 --> 00:36:40,880 Yes! 759 00:36:40,920 --> 00:36:42,240 CHEERING AND APPLAUSE 760 00:36:46,440 --> 00:36:50,040 Mathew, we're not even one full episode into this series, and I... 761 00:36:50,080 --> 00:36:52,040 ..I think you might be close to the edge. 762 00:36:52,080 --> 00:36:55,640 That is not even close to my lowest ebb. 763 00:36:55,680 --> 00:36:58,000 I remember that fondly, if anything. 764 00:36:59,600 --> 00:37:01,080 Fabulous. 765 00:37:01,120 --> 00:37:03,800 Fatiha, I'm sure you find this show an inconvenience. 766 00:37:05,040 --> 00:37:06,600 How dare you? How dare...? 767 00:37:06,640 --> 00:37:09,040 I caught fucking five peas, bruv. Are you mad? 768 00:37:10,640 --> 00:37:12,200 Yes, well. Um... 769 00:37:13,320 --> 00:37:14,920 So, that's the end of part three. 770 00:37:14,960 --> 00:37:16,400 Who will win the episode 771 00:37:16,440 --> 00:37:18,680 and then have to drag home a TV trolley? 772 00:37:18,720 --> 00:37:20,520 Not me, and that's all that matters! 773 00:37:20,560 --> 00:37:22,080 APPLAUSE 774 00:37:30,200 --> 00:37:32,440 Welcome back to the final part 775 00:37:32,480 --> 00:37:34,880 of this first outing with our new competitors. 776 00:37:34,920 --> 00:37:36,880 Before the break they'd been taking part in 777 00:37:36,920 --> 00:37:38,760 our very own pea based Olympics. 778 00:37:38,800 --> 00:37:41,440 Oh, yes. The old Pealy-mpics. 779 00:37:42,640 --> 00:37:45,040 Five events, and just three legume legends to go. 780 00:37:45,080 --> 00:37:49,920 So last up to the mark, it's Rosie, Stevie and Jason. 781 00:37:49,960 --> 00:37:52,120 "Work out which pillow the pea is under. 782 00:37:52,160 --> 00:37:55,120 "You may not tamper with the pillow before guessing." 783 00:37:55,160 --> 00:37:57,120 So just guess? Maybe. 784 00:37:57,160 --> 00:37:58,680 I'm going to guess this one. 785 00:37:58,720 --> 00:38:00,640 Nope. No. 786 00:38:00,680 --> 00:38:02,120 No. No. 787 00:38:02,160 --> 00:38:03,720 Do you know where the pea is? 788 00:38:03,760 --> 00:38:05,120 No. No. No. 789 00:38:05,160 --> 00:38:06,640 The peas don't talk? 790 00:38:06,680 --> 00:38:08,520 I don't think peas can talk. I've lost my mind. 791 00:38:08,560 --> 00:38:09,960 No, they're vegetables. 792 00:38:10,000 --> 00:38:11,280 I'm just going to guess this guy, 793 00:38:11,320 --> 00:38:12,320 and this guy. 794 00:38:12,360 --> 00:38:13,640 I'm going to guess this guy... 795 00:38:13,680 --> 00:38:16,200 There's no way of... It has to be guessed. Oh, really? 796 00:38:16,240 --> 00:38:18,160 So I'm just going to do them all. 797 00:38:18,200 --> 00:38:20,160 Oh, there! Look! 798 00:38:20,200 --> 00:38:21,640 JASON: This guy, this guy... 799 00:38:21,680 --> 00:38:22,680 There it is! 800 00:38:22,720 --> 00:38:24,000 I like your system. 801 00:38:24,040 --> 00:38:27,040 Yeah, I just chose different guys to, uh, to flip over. 802 00:38:27,080 --> 00:38:28,080 Hmm. 803 00:38:28,120 --> 00:38:29,160 LAUGHTER 804 00:38:31,120 --> 00:38:32,160 That one. 805 00:38:32,200 --> 00:38:34,000 Oh! 806 00:38:34,040 --> 00:38:35,960 There's two peas under there! 807 00:38:36,000 --> 00:38:39,160 Well, weirdly you've put a pea under the right pillow. 808 00:38:39,200 --> 00:38:41,160 Oh, no... So it was clever but unnecessary. 809 00:38:41,200 --> 00:38:44,640 Yeah, and I also tampered with it so I've lost. OK, cool! 810 00:38:44,680 --> 00:38:46,440 Jesus Christ! 811 00:38:46,480 --> 00:38:47,680 Good luck. 812 00:38:47,720 --> 00:38:49,800 "Balance your pea on the highest... 813 00:38:49,840 --> 00:38:51,080 "Tower of carrots." 814 00:38:51,120 --> 00:38:53,880 I'm not good at building stuff, you know. Right. 815 00:38:53,920 --> 00:38:56,440 I wouldn't have said that a carrot was a rolly veg but... 816 00:38:56,480 --> 00:38:58,440 Yeah, all right. 817 00:38:59,720 --> 00:39:01,200 LAUGHTER 818 00:39:02,560 --> 00:39:03,600 Yeah. 819 00:39:07,040 --> 00:39:08,560 Have you washed these carrots? 820 00:39:08,600 --> 00:39:09,800 We will. 821 00:39:09,840 --> 00:39:10,960 LAUGHTER 822 00:39:13,960 --> 00:39:15,200 AUDIENCE: Oh! 823 00:39:16,520 --> 00:39:19,160 STEVIE LAUGHS I'm so proud of myself! 824 00:39:20,720 --> 00:39:22,120 12 seconds. 825 00:39:23,920 --> 00:39:25,920 That's as good as I'm going to get, I think. 826 00:39:25,960 --> 00:39:27,480 STEVIE CRUNCHES CARROT 827 00:39:27,520 --> 00:39:28,560 Ten seconds. 828 00:39:28,600 --> 00:39:30,400 Where's the pea?! 829 00:39:31,760 --> 00:39:33,280 This is... 830 00:39:33,320 --> 00:39:35,040 This is the pea. This is the pea. Two seconds. 831 00:39:35,080 --> 00:39:37,040 NO! 832 00:39:37,080 --> 00:39:38,240 WHISTLE BLOWS 833 00:39:38,280 --> 00:39:39,560 AUDIENCE: Aww! 834 00:39:41,000 --> 00:39:42,640 I mean, this irrelevant. 835 00:39:43,960 --> 00:39:45,800 That's a lovely tower. 836 00:39:45,840 --> 00:39:48,040 Will you do any better in event number three? 837 00:39:49,920 --> 00:39:52,640 "Catch a pea fired from the pea catapult." 838 00:39:52,680 --> 00:39:55,240 "If you catch a pea in your mouth, your time is divided by five." 839 00:39:55,280 --> 00:39:56,960 Good luck. OK, go. 840 00:39:57,000 --> 00:39:58,800 Ah! 841 00:39:58,840 --> 00:40:00,440 What? How? 842 00:40:00,480 --> 00:40:02,520 Can you do one test, please? 843 00:40:05,760 --> 00:40:07,000 Oh! 844 00:40:14,920 --> 00:40:16,160 Got it. 845 00:40:16,200 --> 00:40:17,960 Let's see. 846 00:40:18,000 --> 00:40:20,000 Ah! OK. 847 00:40:20,040 --> 00:40:21,760 What about if you fire it 848 00:40:21,800 --> 00:40:24,120 right into my face? 849 00:40:24,160 --> 00:40:25,560 55 seconds. 850 00:40:25,600 --> 00:40:26,760 Oh! 851 00:40:26,800 --> 00:40:28,240 Did you catch one? No! 852 00:40:30,600 --> 00:40:31,800 Yes! 853 00:40:31,840 --> 00:40:32,960 You got a pea! 854 00:40:33,000 --> 00:40:34,160 Here we go. 855 00:40:34,200 --> 00:40:35,560 Oh! 856 00:40:35,600 --> 00:40:36,720 Let's see. 857 00:40:36,760 --> 00:40:38,120 Congratulations. 858 00:40:38,160 --> 00:40:39,600 APPLAUSE 859 00:40:41,560 --> 00:40:44,000 "Throw a pea the furthest." 860 00:40:44,040 --> 00:40:46,280 Now, I'll be honest, I'm going to chuck this in there. 861 00:40:46,320 --> 00:40:48,160 Nobody's ever going to find it. 862 00:40:52,440 --> 00:40:53,840 Pea is inside. 863 00:40:56,240 --> 00:40:57,760 The pea has been thrown. 864 00:41:04,640 --> 00:41:06,480 ROSIE: I think it got down to here. 865 00:41:06,520 --> 00:41:07,840 Did it? 866 00:41:09,600 --> 00:41:10,880 Oh... 867 00:41:10,920 --> 00:41:11,960 Have you found the pea yet? 868 00:41:12,000 --> 00:41:13,240 No. 869 00:41:13,280 --> 00:41:14,520 STEVIE GROANS 870 00:41:16,280 --> 00:41:17,360 JASON: Got it! 871 00:41:17,400 --> 00:41:18,560 I've stopped the clock. 872 00:41:18,600 --> 00:41:20,320 I will need to check the pea's in it. 873 00:41:21,680 --> 00:41:22,760 Any sign of the pea? 874 00:41:25,280 --> 00:41:27,080 20 seconds, worth hurrying up. 875 00:41:27,120 --> 00:41:29,080 OK. I'll try another bit. 876 00:41:31,080 --> 00:41:33,400 You found the pea. I found the pea. 877 00:41:33,440 --> 00:41:35,000 Come on. 878 00:41:35,040 --> 00:41:37,040 If I'd have got that carrot tower... 879 00:41:37,080 --> 00:41:39,000 WHISTLE BLOWS 880 00:41:39,040 --> 00:41:41,480 It...it all rested on that carrot tower. 881 00:41:43,400 --> 00:41:44,600 ROSIE: Ah! 882 00:41:44,640 --> 00:41:47,160 SHE LAUGHS WILDLY 883 00:41:49,160 --> 00:41:50,640 I've stopped the clock. 884 00:41:50,680 --> 00:41:52,480 CHEERING AND APPLAUSE 885 00:41:55,400 --> 00:41:56,680 Oh, my God! 886 00:41:56,720 --> 00:41:59,920 Wow, that's the most joyous moment so far. 887 00:41:59,960 --> 00:42:03,160 Unbelievably, she found a pea in a field 888 00:42:03,200 --> 00:42:06,120 quicker than these two found carrots in a field. 889 00:42:07,360 --> 00:42:09,120 But you found loads of other carrots before your one. 890 00:42:09,160 --> 00:42:10,880 I had loads of dummy carrots. You took over two minutes. 891 00:42:10,920 --> 00:42:12,800 She found hers in a minute and a half. Wow. 892 00:42:12,840 --> 00:42:15,760 Now, onto the tragic story of this particular Pealympics. 893 00:42:17,240 --> 00:42:19,400 But there was a victory within your attempt, wasn't there? 894 00:42:19,440 --> 00:42:21,600 I mean, no-one's made a better carrot tower than that, ever. 895 00:42:21,640 --> 00:42:24,600 Thank you. But I then lost because the pea rolled off. 896 00:42:24,640 --> 00:42:25,840 Yes. No, I know. I mean... 897 00:42:25,880 --> 00:42:27,640 The pea and carrot... ..it's all for nothing. 898 00:42:29,240 --> 00:42:31,400 Well, the medal ceremony will happen on the screen behind me 899 00:42:31,440 --> 00:42:32,760 and I can tell you that, Stevie, 900 00:42:32,800 --> 00:42:34,920 as you can see, you did get one medal for your catch in your mouth. 901 00:42:34,960 --> 00:42:36,280 Mat, you also got one medal. 902 00:42:36,320 --> 00:42:37,640 So you come joint fourth. 903 00:42:37,680 --> 00:42:38,760 You get two points. 904 00:42:38,800 --> 00:42:41,400 Fatiha, you got two golds in your tower and your find. 905 00:42:41,440 --> 00:42:42,760 You are third. 906 00:42:42,800 --> 00:42:44,000 Two people in first place. 907 00:42:44,040 --> 00:42:45,840 Jason, with your two golds and your silver. 908 00:42:45,880 --> 00:42:47,600 Rosie, you got one gold and two silvers. 909 00:42:47,640 --> 00:42:49,080 So you both get five points. 910 00:42:49,120 --> 00:42:50,680 Well done. 911 00:42:52,640 --> 00:42:54,440 Shall we have a quick look at the scores? 912 00:42:54,480 --> 00:42:57,160 Yes. Fatiha, you are in... 913 00:42:57,200 --> 00:42:59,280 ..last place with nine points. 914 00:42:59,320 --> 00:43:01,600 Jason and Mat in the lead on 14. 915 00:43:01,640 --> 00:43:02,720 Ooh. 916 00:43:05,520 --> 00:43:08,920 Please make your way to the stage for the final task of the show! 917 00:43:08,960 --> 00:43:10,760 CHEERING 918 00:43:16,160 --> 00:43:19,000 Hello, there, sweet cheeks. Hi, Greg. 919 00:43:19,040 --> 00:43:20,560 Who'll be reading the task? 920 00:43:20,600 --> 00:43:23,360 I would like Rosie Ramsey to read it, please. Rosie. 921 00:43:23,400 --> 00:43:24,720 Pleasure. 922 00:43:25,920 --> 00:43:28,680 Get the most raisins in your wine glass. 923 00:43:28,720 --> 00:43:32,680 You may only touch raisins with your mouth. 924 00:43:32,720 --> 00:43:34,480 You must not bend at the waist 925 00:43:34,520 --> 00:43:38,400 and your hands must be behind your back at all times. 926 00:43:38,440 --> 00:43:41,880 Also, every time you drop a raisin into your wine glass, 927 00:43:41,920 --> 00:43:44,840 you must shout the name of one of your competitors. 928 00:43:44,880 --> 00:43:48,760 That competitor must immediately shout their name too. 929 00:43:48,800 --> 00:43:52,240 If they don't, Alex will empty their wine glass. 930 00:43:52,280 --> 00:43:53,400 Oof. 931 00:43:53,440 --> 00:43:54,920 You have 100 seconds. 932 00:43:54,960 --> 00:43:56,120 Wow. 933 00:43:56,160 --> 00:43:58,680 So, Greg is going to be watching the waist work. 934 00:43:58,720 --> 00:44:00,840 Greg, if you think someone's bending I'll come over. 935 00:44:00,880 --> 00:44:02,560 Oh, my God, I'll be on them like a puma. 936 00:44:02,600 --> 00:44:04,480 Yes. 937 00:44:04,520 --> 00:44:06,120 But also, I'll empty their wine glass. 938 00:44:06,160 --> 00:44:09,480 OK, good luck, everyone. Your time starts on the whistle. 939 00:44:09,520 --> 00:44:10,840 WHISTLE BLOWS 940 00:44:10,880 --> 00:44:12,400 Don't bend that waist. 941 00:44:16,160 --> 00:44:17,440 Ah, ah, ah. 942 00:44:17,480 --> 00:44:18,640 MUFFLED SPEECH 943 00:44:18,680 --> 00:44:20,240 You must shout someone's name if you... 944 00:44:20,280 --> 00:44:21,560 Jason! 945 00:44:22,640 --> 00:44:24,000 Jason! 946 00:44:32,120 --> 00:44:33,280 Rosie, shout. 947 00:44:33,320 --> 00:44:34,640 Stevie! 948 00:44:34,680 --> 00:44:37,520 R...Rosie. No. No. What?! 949 00:44:37,560 --> 00:44:39,040 Mathew. Mathew. 950 00:44:39,080 --> 00:44:40,320 You must shout your own name. 951 00:44:40,360 --> 00:44:41,520 Oh, fuck! Well... 952 00:44:41,560 --> 00:44:42,720 Rosie! Language. 953 00:44:42,760 --> 00:44:43,920 Rosie! 954 00:44:43,960 --> 00:44:45,320 Stevie! 955 00:44:47,480 --> 00:44:48,640 Rosie. 956 00:44:48,680 --> 00:44:50,000 MUFFLED: Rosie. 957 00:44:51,200 --> 00:44:53,040 Rosie, you didn't shout your own name. 958 00:44:53,080 --> 00:44:54,400 She did shout Rosie. 959 00:44:54,440 --> 00:44:56,280 Jason. Jason! 960 00:44:56,320 --> 00:44:57,840 Fatiha! 961 00:44:57,880 --> 00:44:59,240 Rosie. 962 00:44:59,280 --> 00:45:01,160 No, you've got to say your own name. Fatiha! 963 00:45:01,200 --> 00:45:02,680 Well, I would empty it but... Rosie! 964 00:45:02,720 --> 00:45:04,880 ..there's nothing in it. Rosie! Rosie! 965 00:45:09,720 --> 00:45:10,920 30 seconds left. 966 00:45:10,960 --> 00:45:12,720 Stevie! Stevie! 967 00:45:12,760 --> 00:45:14,000 Rosie! Rosie! 968 00:45:14,040 --> 00:45:15,240 Raisins go in there somehow. 969 00:45:15,280 --> 00:45:16,680 Jason! There's no way. 970 00:45:16,720 --> 00:45:18,440 Jason! 971 00:45:18,480 --> 00:45:19,880 Mathew! Jason! 972 00:45:19,920 --> 00:45:22,120 Mathew. Jason! Fatiha! 973 00:45:22,160 --> 00:45:23,560 Ten seconds left. Fatiha. 974 00:45:23,600 --> 00:45:24,760 STEVIE: Rosie! 975 00:45:26,000 --> 00:45:27,400 Rosie, you didn't... 976 00:45:27,440 --> 00:45:28,800 Ah! 977 00:45:28,840 --> 00:45:30,880 Mathew! Mathew! Rosie! Rosie! 978 00:45:30,920 --> 00:45:32,400 WHISTLE BLOWS 979 00:45:32,440 --> 00:45:33,840 Stop. Stop. 980 00:45:33,880 --> 00:45:35,640 CHEERING AND APPLAUSE 981 00:45:39,640 --> 00:45:41,120 Fabulous. 982 00:45:41,160 --> 00:45:44,080 Listen, we'll work the scores out, we'll add them to your final scores. 983 00:45:44,120 --> 00:45:45,560 Please come down and join me! 984 00:45:53,560 --> 00:45:56,720 Well, well, well. That was insane. 985 00:45:58,160 --> 00:45:59,320 I guess we start with Fatiha. 986 00:45:59,360 --> 00:46:01,200 You didn't get any raisins in your glass in the end. 987 00:46:01,240 --> 00:46:03,600 And there's a very good reason for that, isn't there, Fatiha? Yeah. 988 00:46:03,640 --> 00:46:07,720 My shoes are new. I'm not getting on the floor, right? 989 00:46:07,760 --> 00:46:08,880 All right? 990 00:46:08,920 --> 00:46:10,920 She gets one point, weirdly, which is more than 991 00:46:10,960 --> 00:46:12,840 the amount of raisins she got in the glass. 992 00:46:12,880 --> 00:46:14,080 So it's one to Fatiha. 993 00:46:14,120 --> 00:46:16,480 Jason ended up with just three raisins in his glass. 994 00:46:16,520 --> 00:46:17,840 Two points to Jason. 995 00:46:17,880 --> 00:46:20,240 Incredibly, Stevie and Rosie both got 996 00:46:20,280 --> 00:46:21,560 70 raisins in their glass. 997 00:46:21,600 --> 00:46:22,760 Oh, my God! Oh! 998 00:46:22,800 --> 00:46:24,840 So they share second place and four points each. 999 00:46:24,880 --> 00:46:27,240 But Mathew, with 315 raisins, gets five points. 1000 00:46:27,280 --> 00:46:30,440 APPLAUSE 1001 00:46:30,480 --> 00:46:32,760 Incredible. Incredible. 1002 00:46:32,800 --> 00:46:34,280 So I've got the episode scores. 1003 00:46:34,320 --> 00:46:36,240 In first place it's Mat with 19 points. 1004 00:46:40,120 --> 00:46:41,440 Mathew wins. 1005 00:46:41,480 --> 00:46:45,760 Please head up to the stage and snap up your school day stuff. 1006 00:47:11,480 --> 00:47:14,760 Subtitles by Red Bee Media